Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 2322. page

>>519833

>>5198338
it's a dude.

>>5198338
"this person" doesn't pass and no one sane would be confused about "this person's" gender

I don't get it

why does your room smell like pussy

The cat keeps sneaking in through the window.

>>5198272
cause ur mom has been in there

Farmersonly.com

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>>5198133
there is always Hand-chan desu

>>5198133
Rural wasteland whereabouts?

You could get out of rural wasteland. If your true calling is to be a farmer, then just go to the city for a few years and find a man who's willing to come back with you.

Easier said than done, I know, but it's easier to find people where there are more of them.

>>5197995
>the statistics show that 90% of men are below 6 inches, and that the average size is 5.1

and that's why you need a big dick

anything else is mediocre

average = mediocrity

mediocrity = bad

if your bottom can still wear white pants without fear, you should become a bottom.

>>5198007

>implying being bigger than 75% of the population with a 5.6 incher isnt "big"

jewish-made porn has corrupted your mind

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>>5197975
I don't particularly like blonds with your body type anyway, mostly beefy and athletic ones. Maybe it's because it looks too feminine, whereas on someone with a more masculine build it creates a nice juxtaposition.

>>5197858
>breibart
>ever

oops forgot to include the links.

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Post-HERO-Transgenders-take-a-stand-at-Montrose-6617442.php


http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2015/11/08/transgender-woman-texas-trans-rally-obsessed-breitbart-matt-drudge/

>>5197858
>Also, how do I look what do you think?
Okay for a woman your age.

You seem to have your life in order and know what you want, I'm a little jealous.

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I just woke up again and it's like 4PM
Jesus
I still can't believe I didn't get caught

>inb4 rando wants to be my friend

>>5197780
thanks for the sentiment,
honestly I kinda rlly wish she'd just leave me for something better

>>5197798
>>5197803
>u are like this ugly person XD
that's always such a dumb insult, like who's even offended by that?

Because you're fat and ugly

>>5197715
its really not,
it takes a few things which are hard to do, but once you have, love can basically fall on your lap.

first you have to lose the notion of "the one". there are many "ones", they will come and go, there is not one soul mate. You can have so many soulmates to so many different aspects of your own complex personality that its impossible to say there is only one person out there for you. dont have impossibly high standards but dont be falling inlove with any guy that smiles at you. Be friendly, outgoing, and go with things. if youre both feeling it after a while just let things happen and love could bloom naturally.

You also have to love yourself first. in no way are you going to attract someone by being sad and depressed and introverted and by not putting yourself out there. Be the version of you someone wants to fall inlove with. Not societies version of perfection, but perfection in your own eyes with the cards youve been dealt. that way, youl attract people you actually want to be around.

Be fine with being single. Even better, be more than fine with it. Because once your content with not having someone is exactly when someone is going to seemingly fall in your lap.

TL:DR;
love yourself first and youl attract more people, lower your standards and work on being a better individual and youl be surprised that by putting yourself out there youl feel better and meet people before you know it.

>>5197715
Why look for love when you can make it?

>>5197001
I'm going with Trump. Only candidate running right now who wants to stop violent criminals from entering the border, let both parties know what losers they are, and wants to pass non-discrimination laws for LGBT. For those of you who are worried that his crazy Republican stuff will pass keep in mind that the Republican leaders (as in the ones in actual positions of power) are against Trump and will block everything they can. They hate that someone who the Koch family can't afford to bribe might be our president

>>5197041
what do you mean anti lgbt discrimination? the guy hates us doesn't he

>>5197428
>the guy hates us doesn't he
They all do except Bernie.

>>5196964
Ending up with an unsatisfactory profession later in life.

Something bad happening to my offspring.

I hope every straight guy in the world dies

Motherfuckers

For me, the whole "okay with being male" thing went away when i realized that some day i was going to get old, have tough man-skin, grow a beard, get bald, get tall and muscular, and have "grown-man strength"

I flipped a shit.

Sounds like gender identity problems to me, the biggest question is if you think it's a big enough problem to be worth transitioning. I eventually got to the point where I could barely function because these thoughts were taking over my mind, since transitioning I'm much happier. My friend has some mild gender issues but he's doing really well for himself and it doesn't seem to bother him much anymore

>>5196695
>ok with being male
care to elaborate?

>>5196619
Have you considered voice surgery?
You seem desperate enough and you don't seem to mind losing your voice

>>5196689
as far as I understand it yeson (which seems like the best choice) just locks you out of the bottom part of your voice? so it doesn't really give any better results than voice training...

I hope you're not actually considering injuring your voice. If one day a new way to change it is discovered, you would regret not being able to talk anymore.

Welcome to the AGP side brother.

>>5196647
>AGP
What is that

>>5196647
Shut the fuck up

Think about the feeling you're having OP. Is it mostly a sexual thing or do you get stressed about the lump in your pants?

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>>5196200
>>>5196161
>>tfw false hope ;_______;

Don't ever lose hope, Elanna.

>tfw no anyone

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>>5196208
I have an Xbox LAN party to go to in a couple of hours :3

>>5196205
Stopped working for me too, but by that point I had told them that I was trans so it was no biggie.

>>5196210
OK I'll just leave ;~;

There's reincarnation, but it's a bit of a crapshoot

>>5196025
NO, you were bad so you will be a big burly, hairy chub with a massive penis.

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There is no afterlife, this is all you get OP.

>>5195803
KILL ME
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pls can we stop talking about dicksizes

first for autismal gays