>You will never find a gay sugar daddy who will put you up and provide you all the food, supplements, and equipment necessary to turn yourself into an enormous musclechub sex toy for him
Why live?
>>5207191
why do I see so many posts on here that people want someone to pay their way? Life does not work that way.
Honestly its like paying for sex, and if I am going to pay for sex rest assured it will be with a professional.
>>5207191
It sounds nice in theory but relationships are a two way street and ultimately, you'll be be indebted to someone you may not be interested in even 1 year down the line.
>>5209907
>why do I see so many posts on here that people want someone to pay their way? Life does not work that way.
most homosexuals are leftists
Hey /lgbt/, wanted your opinion.
> Met this cute guy.
> We end up chatting and decide to go on a date.
> First date goes well and we decide to make it regular.
> Go over to his house yesterday to hang out.
> We get talking about several different thing, eventually get to shaving/grooming.
> I'm bitching about the price of grooming products.
> He tells me it can be much cheaper.
> Says he (essentially) doesn't bathe with soap.
> Uses oil instead.
> A mixture of olive oil, tea tree oil, lavender oil, Flax seed oil, and rose hip oil.
> Says it's really cheap because you use olive oil as 75% of the total mixture, so the others go further, and you come out on top in the long run compared to buying quality soaps.
> He gets wet with warm water in the shower, shuts off the water.
> Rubs oil on his body/hair, lets it sit for a minute or two.
> Then he uses a silicone scraper to scrape the oil off, and a lice comb to pull it out of his hair.
> Rinses with warm water, pats dry with clean towel.
> Uses deoderant alternative.
Honestly I don't know how I feel. I mean, sure, he smells fine and his skin and hair seem really healthy. At the same time I can't help but feel it's kind of dirty. I mean, I put a little bit of olive oil in my hands and rubbed it over my hands and it feels so gross. Definitely doesn't feel like I'm getting any cleaning done. I can't imagine bathing without soap.
What's your opinion /lgbt/? Could you date a guy who doesn't bathe?
>>5206495
>Not getting in the shower and trying it with him.
Also, since when was soap the expensive part of grooming?
>>5206513
Well he also uses a straight razor and makes his own skin creams/chapsitck/ect.
He's kind of a DiY junky.
As for me, soap is one of the more expensive bits, since I have skin issues and can't use just any old thing on my skin. My soap costs 8-12$ a bottle.
As for the other bit, we aren't sexual yet. We haven't even kissed yet.
>>5206495
>Bathing Habits?
Aside from taking forever to do my hair I'm pretty casual.
This is the great schism of the gay community which i support.
Faggots=All feminine, faggotry, lipsy, queer annoying homosexuals
Gays=All normal looking homosexual who dont act like women or queers
I support this post but just to be clear I still consider non-hetero people subhuman.
>>5205733
dumb. take your hairsplitting to tumblr where they support that stuff
>>5205787
>tumblr
Did you mean /pol/?
What is some good gay male literature to read /lgbt/ fiction and non fiction alike?
Also what are some good homoerotic books?
>>5202221
Androphilia by Jack Donovan
>>5202243
You hate free speech? Go to fucking China or Iran you commie turd.
I've been working on a starter kit for this board.
> be attractive
> still be virgin holding out b/c im a fag and parents wont like me doing anal
> had a fight with mom
> frustrated to the brink of tears
> now i want to fuck alot of guys
So don't tell your parents about the anal? I'm p. sure most parents don't like the thought of their kids doing anal.
Are you underage of something?
>parents wont like me doing anal
who the fuck are you that your parents even know what kind of sex you're having
>>5200339
That picture made me laugh hysterically and I'm not sure why.
Anybody successfully seduce a straight guy? What worked?
>>5198625
Alcohol and blowjob skills.
>>5198670
I am sure there is a more subtle approach than this. Alcohol and blowjob skills are not as effective as internet rumors might cause one to believe.
Estrogen
Fucked a qt cd femboy yesterday.
>meet on grinder
>same interests
>hookup time
>decide to fuck bareback
>suddenly thought comes to mind
>femboy mentioned liking cartoons
>put this on repeat
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_qfX9cKsQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias
>we both laugh
>6 hour long fuck session begins
Why are they are so much fun ? Never could pull this off with a girl.
fembois have degenerate faces man, masc. twink or go home son
>>5195104
because gay is better
>>5195104
because we're really happy attractive people
masculinity is restrictive
>be ugly af
>go to gay bar
>ghost-mode activated
>no one talks to me
>bartender ignores me
>I hide in the bathroom having a panic attack
>some guys are fucking in the stall next to mine
>leave
>come home alone
>cry
This was not my destiny
a plight of all ugly people, gay and straight alike
>>5192367
Smh desu senpai lol
>>5192346
You are still a step ahead of me OP at least you made it out of the house and WENT to a gay bar.
any gay FTMs here?
just curious.
Hey yo! Pretty sure I fall under that category.
Not too many general ftms around here though, at least not compared to the amount of mtfs running rampant. Hell, our gen can't even stay on the front page 90% of the time
But yeah! Assurin' you that we do exist. I for one like to call myself cocksucker supreme.
>dat Brocahontas tho
I've lived as a lesbian my whole life but I'm really starting to wonder if I should become a FtM. I already dress as butch as it gets and I get mistaken as a male almost all the time so it makes me wonder if I should really transition. Anybody know what are the pros and cons of making the transition of FtM?
Who changes the flat tires in a lesbian relationship?
>>5188461
The one who knows how to change a flat tire, obviously.
>>5188465
lel
>>5188465
I'm pretty sure most straight girls know how to change a tire. It's very simple, but for some reason, boys are expected to do it in hetero relationships.
It has been spoken about here for a bit, but it looks like there is broader movement to drop the T from the LGBT group. Already there is a change.org petition to drop the T from LGBT. Is this something the rest of /lgbt/ can get behind?
www.change.org/p/human-rights-campaign-glaad-lambda-legal-the-advocate-out-magazine-huffpost-gay-voices-drop-the-t
You got your thread deleted last time, remember?
I thought Milo was anti-feminist. Isn't dropping the T a lesbian feminist campaign?
>>5182864
Milo is definitely Anti-feminist. As far as dropping the T being a Feminist campaign, I wouldn't think all feminists, but maybe just the TERFs.
ITT: First anal orgasms, how they felt, how you got them, how to get them
>nB4 nb4
I remember one time that I fingered myself in the shower and the end result was my hand covered in blood.
Oops
>be 14
>stick dildo shaped plastic object in ass
>feelsgood.jpg
>insert it deeper
>i came
>pull it out
>it comes out bloody and shitty
i washed it and never did this again
>first
late teens.
>how they felt
highly pleasurable
>how you got them
with an improvised toy (~2 cm in diameter and ~12cm long) laying flat on my stomach in the bath tub
> how to get them
stick dildo in butt, move in and out until orgasm is achieved
So for us actually gay men who are attracted to men, do you believe orcs are gonna be a big gay fetish once the movie arrives?
I bet the gay orc porn is gonna skyrocket and honestly, i cant wait for Gul'dan, he is my favorite character :3
>gay men who are attracted to men
>orcs
>orcs
I literally just threw up a little in my mouth. Please tell me you aren't serious.
>>5153364
wat?
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Feef's field >>5209829
>tfw not spanking elanna rn
1st for butts!
>>5210437
what's your degree then??
>>5210439
>>5210407
omg cute, I love snakes
I used to have one of these when I was a kid and it was just the cutest thing! I'd let him slither between my hands, and he tried to bite me a few times when he was little but he had unnoticeable teeth so he'd clench his jaw the hardest he could like the ferocious snake he thought he was and it just felt like a laundry clip, it was so adorable! >_<
>>5210408
bird mom a best
Pouting4life edition
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
- No bully
- No drama
- No *actions*
Perv thread: >>5206871
reposting cause new thread
>pretty ded thread
>ded skype group
>ded discord
tfw bored
2nd for dark secrets.
You are all beautiful girls and you're gonna have a partner that love you one day!
*sends thread hugs and positive feels*