share mean boyfriend stories or just embarrassing stories in general if you never had a mean boyfriend
>mfw bf asks me to eat his ass
>i accept
>he farts
>he now calls me fart breath :c
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>>5270120
>>5271982
I went on a date with someone who forced me into a kiss and then stalked me for a few weeks
thats the closest ive ever come to a bf
>>5271982
How do you go about finding someone bf worthy?
Homosexuality is wrong.
sup legbutts, im mft and i need advice to get rid of the beard,as i cant laser (lightskinned and light hair) and my piece of shit health insurance wont pay a electrolysis.(It would cost me 8000€ to pay myself wich si impossible for me)
So im looking for an epilator i can use myself at home,wich can you recommend? I already know about emla cream to numb the skin against the pain and aloevera gel to treat the skin after the epilation.
You shouldn't use an epilator on your face. I made that mistake once.
>>5271492
what else are you supposed to do to red rid of the beard then?
>>5271492
You have epilators meant for facial hair.
It's important you don't get an epilator meant for body hair however.
>>5271463
Anon I recommend starting out with just tweezers. it's not that much slower than a facial epilator. If you're on HRT your hairs will grow really slowly back, so once you get it all done, you only need to spend like 10-15 minutes once or twice a week after that, and that your hairs are light will make this easier on you when they've barely grown back and can't be plucked yet.
When I was plucking I shaved my neck & sides of my face, but plucked stache & chin with good results, though I have dark hairs and plan to laser so I went back to just shaving and covering shadow with my makeup setup for it.
Bisexuals be like
Me all the way. I can only be attracted to guys who don't have traits I'd find unattractive on woman. Cock? Sure. Facial hair? Fuck no.
>>5270682
Pretty much *sobs
>>5270692
youre an idiot
I'm a gay guy who hates shaving because it takes too long. Should I transition?
if you love being murdered i guess
You want to be a hairy grill?
No, probably not. But hell, it's your body.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Z6sNCMvhc
Out with the old:
>>5269114
In with the new!
first for booger schlob on my nob
I love Christmas! Just bought a new sweater and super excited for December to start
/trans/, how many of you claimed to be the other gender on internet profiles and such before finding out what transgender was?
Guilty as charged, I guess.
*raises hand*
>>5269752
Does omegle count?
Have you ever heard of a straight guy successfully "go gay" because they're just hopeless with women? Possible through some kind of self-conditioning or not?
I don't feel like that kind of guy would be successful in anything.
>>5269163
Yes.
Every single straight guy who sets out to "go gay" succeeds. You should go eat as much dick as it takes, because you will make it one day. You don't even need confidence, because it's 100% guaranteed to work.
>>5269163
I am that straight guy. I only like guys who closely resembles my first gf who I've never gotten over. And I always do the sex like a straight guy. I tall started when I met someone who had her facial features with the eyes, nose and mouth.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Best season of the year!
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>>5267707
booger please bost vocaroo
>>5269093
A THERAPIST ISNT A FUCKING OPTION
IM TOO FUCKING FAR IN FOR THAT
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I TELL PEOPLE IT'S "SEE A THERAPIST"
It's. Not. A. Fucking. Option.
Do some people reach female pitch levels like >200 with Praat?
http://www.nyspeechandvoicelab.net/transgender/voice-masculinization/
I have trouble to reach 200 for a longer period without sounding silly.
Also rate: https://clyp.it/xacbdvaw
>>5267018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ic43jUSCI
I'm just starting to practice.
daily reminder that pitch is much less important than resonance and inflection
>>5268775
Can confirm. My limit when it comes to pitch is around 600 Hz, but I'll sound more like some sort of opera singer than anything else.
Hey guys, I need some advice dealing with my boyfriend.
I'm kind of girly. I've never really liked it much, but it's the way I am. Because of this, I've never really gotten along with people. Women aren't really interested in me outside of being an accessory, which is ok because I'm gay. At the same time, men really never wanted to spend much time around me, and gay men have loathed me because they wanted a man, not a man that looks like a young boy/flat girl.
Eventually, I meet a guy, and he's wonderful. At first I'm under the assumption he's straight and just not an asshole. Over time I came to realize I liked him a lot, and began to think he might like me. I had to work this guy for a long time to get him to come around. No kidding. He was so far in denial it'd be sad if he weren't so cute about it. Eventually though I got him to come to terms with it.
We've been dating for a little bit now, and we've gotten kind of sexual, but he won't fuck me. I have to hold his hand and make overt suggestions for every little thing. I understand he's knew to being gay (bisexual at the least), but it's getting kind of silly. I'm a virgin. I've never been able to get a guy to be with me before. Now that I finally have gotten a guy, I want this to be over with. We're both men, we don't need to court each other and be silly about this.
How can I get him to step up and start acting more aggressively when it comes to sexual things? I don't want to come out and just say something blunt, because it might give the wrong impression that I only want to fuck him. I love him dearly. I just also want to get this out of the way.
>>5266231
Bloody hell, just *talk to him*. Tell his what you want/need and be blatantly honest. Or idk, keep hiding what you really want, be stuck in an awkward/unhappy relationship and ask strangers on the internet what you should do. BUT do not expect him to be a mind reader and/or be all you want, people are people and he might just not be aggressive in bed.
>>5266254
I have talked to him, and made overt advances, and so on. He's coming around, just slowly. Any time we get close he says he isn't ready yet.
I don't mind moving at his pace either. I'm just asking for advice on how to speed his pace up.
I'm asking for tips on how to seduce him. As I've said, I'm a virgin. I'm asking for advice and tips on how to make him want me so badly he gets over this hump. My experience in terms of acting sexy and seductive are nearly nonexistent.
>>5266231
You know, this kind of reminds me of a thread the other day... Do you happen to be under 5 foot tall?
tfw would rather just accept my gender than change, seems easier but not easy.
>>5265777
I tried that for a while, didn't really work. Nothing made it go away.
If you feel like you're the wrong gender/need to change that gender, at least confront why. You might not need a change, and asking yourself some tough questions might help you accept your gender instead of feeling like you need to change it.
>>5265777
Which gender would you like to change? The one your body was assigned at birth, or the one buried in your brain?
>>5265777
>accepting being cis
most do believe or not, b/c being opposite gender is too much work
Whats the gayest drink youve ever had?
>>5263662
An Andytini tbqh.
Human sperm
Cool, im trying to find new drinks
>"I thought Bruce Jenner was a hero/role model until I found out he was a evil rethuglican!"
What do liberals mean when they say this?
>>5262978
They perform dumbness affirmation procedure.
>>5262978
LOL gay guy and I would vote republican as well for the presidential hahaha
Oh man lgbt people and the feminist shit and multiculti bullshit that comes with it is utter insanity. These people have to be the most insane people on the planet, the only group more retarded that I can think of at the moment are groups like IS, Al Nusra, Al Qaida, Boko Haram.
>>5262978
It's not news that Caitlyn has shit opinions and should in no way be seen as a positive figure.
>>5263039
>I would vote republican as well for the presidential hahaha
You want the US to collapse?
Or are you one of those retards that don't understand that you can't go 8 years with a progressive president, then 8 years with a regressive president, and over and over again.
How do you know if you're a transgirl or just a really feminine guy? How do you know if you "feel" like a woman or a man?
Is it the dysphoria?
>>5261705
>Is it the dysphoria?
Pretty much. Feminine guys don't hate and get incredible discomfort from having a male body.
>>5261705
If you want to be female you're trans.
Would you be happier if you were female? Would you rather be a successful man or a struggling woman? Do you want breasts and a vagina instead of a penis?
Meditate on questions like these
For those who didn't realize they were trans until later, what were some early signs of you being trans that, looking back, make complete sense?
For me:
>Joined musical theatre club in jr high, would secretly look in the mirror and practice the girls' dances
>Watched The Princess Diaries with my sister and felt more empathy for the main character of a movie than I ever had before
>Couldn't stand sports, wanted to hang out with girls instead, but girls thought I was weird so I'd mostly saunter around alone at recess
>Watched I'm Not There, the movie where Cate Blanchett plays Bob Dylan
>For some reason thought "Hey that's really cool, wow, that's just like me kind of. That's who I really am."
>>5259028
FtM here, my mom let me go shirtless around the house for pretty long time as a kid and loved it.
It depressed me so much when she told me I was going to have start wearing not only a shirt, but a training bra. And then I started actually getting tits and wanted to kill myself.
Mulan desu
>walking around the house in heels as a kid
>playing along to scooby doo episodes pretending to be daphne
>seeing the film miss congeniality and wanting to be sandra bullock
>throwing the most unholy tantrum whenever i had to get a haircut (until i started getting my ass kicked for it at school)
>wore concealer to school because i was conscious of my dark circles
and then i became a 23 year old who still isn't on hrt
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