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cure my faggotry people

>>5359247
pics

>>5359301
No they look shit.

I can only really speak in these threads if I have a prompt, or an idea of what to say.
And even then, I catch myself accidentally putting on my "cute" voice (the way you talk while snuggling or something) versus my "normal" voice (which sounds like American accent mixed with Predator crackles).

>>5360273
Do both voices. Say "I love you" so I can feel warm inside for once.

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Here's mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zCSYiHXGoH

>>5357828
mtfs are all attention hogs but at this point probably only like 1/4th of the unique IP's in those threads are actual transwomen, the rest are autistic and mentally ill men

>>5357828
GAYS GET OUT

because instead of making quality content threads you make threads like this complaining about mtfs

if you dont see the threads you want

make them

worst hookup
favorite kind of dick
whats the gay bar like in your town
best gay vacation spots
best hobbies for homos

there you go there's like 5 fucking perfectly viable threads now stop being a little bitch

>>5355140
Life's not going to give up any of its favorite chew toys, so I quit trying the suicide angle. I failed at failing, and now I'm doing okay.

>>5355140
That is totally unrelated to my sexuality, I had really big hopes for life...

>>5355140
Good luck. I wish I had the guts to kill myself. I've been fantasizing about it for years, I really don't want to keep going but wherever I actually put the shotgun in my mouth I just can't pull the trigger. I sit there and sob, and scream, and wish I was brave enough to do it. It's not even that I'm scared of dying, I'm scared I'll fuck up and not die and be disfigured and retarded for the rest of my life and be unable to try again. I wish I was dead so much...

>>5351358

Yeah bruh, that's rape. If one member of the party was drunk and the other wasn't, I'm pretty sure-legally speaking- that's rape.

But what you prob should do is call him out on his shit. If you feel like you can't confront him- a shared emotion amongst many sexually abused individuals regarding their abusers- then seek help amongst your friends and make sure that this nigga gets taken to court or something.

Whatever you do to this cunt, make sure to take care of yourself. You did nothing wrong. Get yourself into therapy or counseling, maybe hit up a shrink if it's getting real bad, but otherwise, that's all I can tell you.

I've been through this, and some of my friends have too. If you need anything else, just ask.

>>5351358
>>5351358
Yeah that's not rape. You had consensual sex while drunk that you now regret. It happens.

Realize that you were the one that put yourself in this position by drinking too much. If you consent while drunk you still consented. If you feel that you weren't in control of your actions, you should not have put yourself in that state.

You should still talk to your friend about it and tell him he made you uncomfortable. It's not rape though.

If you were drunk and he wasn't, that is rape...what you do next is up to you. You could report him, you could go talk to him, you could fuck him up. This is why I don't take drugs...
But yeah man. It was definitely rape.

>>5347854
Merely existing.

>>5347854
As long as the community is being hijacked by straight leftist cvck "allies", shit's not gonna change.

These fucking tumblr SJWs are going to turn our lives into hell with all the mudslimes they're importing.

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>>5347854
Don't like fundies of any kind, but Dawkins is just as bad as them

>>5345668
thank you sir for fighting wars in backwater third world villages i did not ask for

>>5345674
>sir
What the fuck man? It's a woman.

>>5345681

It's a hon, less than human desu senpai.

straight

>>5344741
You're attracted to femininity. You can call it heteroflexible.

>>5344741
No trans girl would ever want to date you.

Clean up your diet

Don't use conditioner every day and find a facewash that doesn't dry out your skin

>>5339452
wash your hair twice a week with shampoo/conditioner that doesnt dry shit out
moisturize skin da

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I'm pretty

POSTIVIE

about it

I haven't really reached that level of degeneracy yet

I'm a virgin, so no, but I'd be okay with dating a HIV+ guy if he got it in a long time relationship (and not while whoring around).

>>5326873

yeah i tell her she's cute so often you'd think she'd say it (she says "baby" "hey" "i love you" and "hello" and then combinations of those so mostly "hey baby" and "i love you baby," in her weird conure voice... they don't have the best voices so she sounds a bit like an old broken pull string doll)

that sounds unpleasant... i'm from brooklyn, but i've lived in the poconos on/off (mostly on now) for the past 6 1/2 years... i'm around a lot of confederate flag waving racist meth head assholes... and then like mostly older people from nyc who kinda hate it here but have gated themselves off in gated communities (i'm in a gated community, but it's sorta rural so there's like bears and deer and eagles and shit around) or just come here for the summer or vacations in general...

there's pretty much nothing here though... i'm just kinda stuck...

that's rough though... my mom has crohn's disease and is on/off some really hardcore meds for it, that are scary as hell (some of it is basically chemo), so i get feeling like "i don't want to just leave you," but at the same time i also seen my mother miss out on a lot of shit in her life cuz she spent a good deal of it taking care of my grandmother who had a stroke when my mom was 18 and then had several more (she was paralyzed from the waist down after one when i was maybe 5 or so) and i've gotten a look at how hard and fucked up living your life for a parent and taking care of them can be... and it's definitely a hard thing especially when you can't find a middle ground... still, putting your life on hold out of fear of someone else not being ok isn't really healthy... my mom actually made us all (me and my bros) promise that we'd never do that for her cuz it's something that she wishes she hadn't felt responsible for... have you expressed this sorta thing or talked about it with your parent? seen how they feel about their condition in regards to your life...

>>5327105

+ i'm in a similar position to you with money and whatnot... long series of unfortunate events and i'm pretty stuck and trying to figure out how to get out of here, and as far away as possible really...

any chance of you at least eventually getting somewhere else just to transition and then going back? cuz that's seriously rough... and ranting is fine... feel free to do as much of that as you want

i have all this free time, and you're interesting to talk to so it's good... + i can talk pretty damn endlessly

>>5326983

thanks

I am about three months on T, and my shoulders have been sore for the past week.

Is there a chance this is growing pains?

First for: I want a cock in my ass so bad.

>>5360282
literally everyone is from the west midlands (inc me). the fuck is up with that?

>>5360304
this this this

>>5360263
In 4 butts.

>>5360267
exes arent people anymore

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>>5360258

>mfw

get shat on son

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2st for I hate work

>>5359025
Maybe you should think about why

>>5358991
Yeah, I'm slowly getting to that point as well. It's really hard to not listen to what my brain tells me I look like, but it's been made pretty clear to me that I don't look like my self image says I do. How long did it take you to get to the point you're at?

>>5358996
Other people see a man because you are presenting as one. That data is useless for determining if you pass, you need to present first.

>>5358933
It does but people do talk that way all the time.

Daily reminder to beat up your nearest stoner.

Daily reminder to smoke weed every day.

>>5358294
Kill yourself faggot