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Make sure u take an enima :) Enjoy

Poop before you do le butttstuff and like >>5497100 said, use an enema to clean yourself out beforehand too.

This is why I don't do anal, it's shitty and it hurts.

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J-J-J-J-WOW! XD

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DICKS

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What is your BMI
http://strawpoll.me/6458652

Not with that attitude.

Live your dreams OP.
Go fuck yourself.

>>5493701
1.Why would I want to, I'm not that good?

2.I fucking love that video.

never tried straight sex. I imagine it feels similar to gay sex.

I would never try it because vaginas are gross, not because I don't like penile stimulation (who doesn't?)

>>5493446
>What do you think about straight sex?
Nothing, I guess.
>Do you find it gross?
Not really, no. The thought doesn't do anything for me.
>Have you ever tried it?
Nope.
>Did you find out you were homosexual after trying both types of sex?
Obviously no from my previous answer, but the idea that you have to try sex to know who you're attracted to is nonsense. I know a lot of people naively just suggest that they should "try it first" to friends when they come out, but all the notion does is deny to people the idea that they can know their own tastes without having to go through unpleasant experiences to know what they're not into. Know what I mean?

>>5493446
I fingered a girl in highshool. Pussy seems nice, but dick is way better.

Straight sex doesn't disgust me, it just doesn't interest me.

It breaks my heart a little whenever I see a hot guy with his girlfriend especially since this is a common occurrence.

Are you an idiot? That's already been done. There's nothing to discuss.

>>5493110
mind giving me the results of the debate?

>>5492865
which Hozier song are you talking about?

>>5491336
ew no

>>5491336
I'm just trying to get your opinion/view on the situation. not trying to offend anyone if in case someone is offended... but I don't see how they would be though...

If they're lesbians, probably not. Especially since they're in a happy relationship.

Advise directing your attentions elsewhere.

Gain a bunch of weight and just have the fat obscure your skeletal structure

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>>5490960
but on weight almost until the point of overweight

nope, still looks like triangle

buy some body shaping clothes
wear shit that downplays shoulders
wear skirts that flare out at the waist with leggings and boots + a t shirt tucked in or this whole shit is a dress
gradually start wearing all black only black as you transition into androgyny

YOU CAN DO IT ANON

I'm listening.

>>5488284
i'll start with the first evening. makes more sense and all.

1st time : 2 weeks ago

>be with 2 best friends (a couple)
>they're very open, they talk about sex alot. she doesn't do anal because she think he'll never fit.

> often jokes if he wants to do it he'll just have to find someone else.
>one day the jokes going on as usual but i say say she's probably overeacting (have experience with plugs, prostate and all.)

>tells me if i think it's so easy, i shouild do it.
>good friends so i just play along with the joke.
> he stands behind me and bend me over and says to her "like you'd let me"
>she just shrugs "it's not my ass, i don't care"
>i don't really know how to respond. i've thought about it a few times but never found guys attractive.

>he lowers my pants and i kinda freeze not sure if it's still a joke.
>she's suddenly not that sure anymore either and walk up to us
>he pulls down my boxers and drops his pants.
>feel his dick drop on my ass/lowerback
>feels massive
>she looks at me and lives this look like "are you really letting this happen"
>keep quiet and just look in front of me
>feel a big glob of spit fall on my asshole
>suddenly feel pressure on my ass
>he pushes in slow and works the head in
>he grabs my hair and pulls me back onto his cock.
>she asks "so anon, is it as easy as you thought ?
>shake my head "no... he's big"
>proceeds to fuck me infront of his girlfriend.
>he calls her to him to make her watch how he's balls deep inside me "see ! i'm not too big"

>>5497199
Hopefully never

>>5497199
When Mary quant is young again.

So never.

>>5497199

when they have a qt belly button

crop tops that don't belly button are gross

>tfw don't pass yet but have feminine proportions and can afford FFS so not really worried

>tfw nobody will ever love you and everyone you try to love is only pushed away

>>5459668
tfw

Guess I should be more clear. Last month the laser had me crying, and this time she used numbing cream.

it doesn't affect it, no.

>>5497727
Why was I under the impression it did?

Fuck my fat fingers. Title is supposed to say *wanting, obv

>>5497051
Yes. Now go enjoy your life and leave this place forever.

>>5497051
Well, yeah.

Go back to /b/ where you belong.

This board is where we plan our sex attacks on the straight community. So back off!

>>5497027
we fiddle midgets here

>>5497021
Just stop being a fucking faggot you faggot

>>5497207
how?

>>5497021
Just show you like him through actions instead of words then

>>5496871
Agreed.
Next order of business?

>>5496871
obviously

i do and i still want srs real bad ://