Who else is /cozy/ in DC/MD/VA right now?
Post about how you're handling this "potentially fatal" storm.
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Posting my snow shoveling outfit.
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MD, here. Just came down with strep throat yesterday, so I'm currently under 4 different blankets, watching the snow, and drinking tea.
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>>5593004
Keep your boipucci warm and puckered for daddy babby. Got to make sure he can walk to the house where you have warm chocolate milk all ready. :^)
I started this thread for people not interested in sex.
Today I had my 3rd time, I don't know why but after having sex I feel nothing, when i'm about to have sex with a men I feel nothing, not feeling like kissing him or anything but I do it anyway, my first time, I did it with someone who was about 8/10 but after it I feel nothing, I thought it was maybe because I needed to do it with someone I love, my second time again, and today again, I guess after all i'm not interested in sex, i'm still interested in men, I want to kiss someone I love, I still get horny but I think i'm gonna go sex free for the rest of my life, is there anyone like me?
I will probably have sex when I meet that special person but for now i'm gonna stop being a hoe.
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>>5592747
I like kissing and cuddling but I don't like sex. Maybe that makes me like you.
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>>5592747
The asexual general just fell off and we'll be making a new one soon. Join us there.
I wonder what aceop is gonna decide for our theme this month. We didn't unanimously agree.
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>>5593070
Was it "go to a board that is willing to tolerate your off-topic crap"? Because that's what I'm voting for.
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/mtfg/ - Transwoman General - purest form of love 2016-01-22 21:33:39 Post No.5593076
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women loving women edition
▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Conent%20Clinics.pdf
▶infographs suck for makeup
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7Rd9noam
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtack.fm/join/mtfg
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
>tfw no wet vagina to eat.
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Don't we already have a /tlg/ to contain this kind of degeneracy?
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>mfw a friend says I look like sandra bullock
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These glasses are already too big on my face
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All day every day
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Me
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Let me know when you find the solution
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>>5593094
too bad for you. this threads not strictly for straight people
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>a girl that sat next to me back in high school would act really "free" with me, getting closer than good christian boys and girls usually do, put her head on my shoulder and ask to draw funny doodles on her nylon stocking on her legs
>she was hot but I was an antisocial NEET who didn't really wanted people in my life (I still am) and never followed on that romantically
>always thought "huh, I guess I'm attractive or something, that's pretty nice"
>mfw just recently I realized that I looked like closeted homosexual back in high school
>mfw she just thought that I was gay
>mfw I'm bisexual
I'm not sure what to think of that whole experience
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>be girl
>be in high school
>have guy sit next to me who was such a loner but was cute as fuck
>flirt with him like every single day
>he never really flirted back
>started assuming he was gay
>now he shitposts on /lgbt/
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>>5592645
basically me in highschool except I'm not a bi-meme I'm just a faggot
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>>5592786
damn, I guess I honestly don't know whether or not she was attracted to me at some point
she defiantly thought I'm gay by the end though, my hair was way to long and attitude way too faggy to think otherwise
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Is it immoral to forcibly feminize my boyfriend?
He lost his job so he has nowhere to go, and i've always fantasized about doing this to him. He's quiet submissive and petite so i'm sure he'd look adorable in a dress, and pegging is a huge turn on for me.
Should i go for it?
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OP is projecting himself through a non-existent other.
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>>5591404
I like where "she" is going with this though, don't ruin it for me, anon.
How will you do it forcibly, OP? Will you slip hormones in his food so he starts growing breasts and his penis shrivels up and gets cute and feminine and stops working, making him cry and try to get you to comfort him because of how soft, weak, and feminine he's feeling?
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Funny how this is one of my secret fantasm.
So I've been jacking off a ton to femboys, as well as some gayish art, however I have 0 desire to actually date a guy, or do anything irl with a dude. what the fuck does this make me?
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>>5589692
a normal straight person. I can't stress this enough. You are straight but you might become gay if you keep jerking off to dudes all the time. Stop and enjoy being straight before the gay takes you and you can't escape. It happened to me and it can happen to you.
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>>5589716
Y-you too...
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If there's one thing I've learned in the internet, it's that everyone has a little bit of faggot inside of them. Be happy you're not an undercover, sissy, faggot, cockrider. Count your blessings
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How do you deal with someone who's trans in denial/doesn't know it yet? I'm getting more and more certain that my girlfriend would be a lot happier if she transitioned and I think it's starting to really mess her up. She talks about how much she hates being a girl, that she wanted her breasts removed when she was 13, and says weird/suspect shit like she's "too lazy to transition," as if she actually wants to but is being held back for whatever reason.
We recently got a strap on and I gave her a "blow job" last night, and she was obviously super into it but also looked really awkward and anxious. She was really distant after we finished and when I woke up this morning she told me she couldn't sleep all night long.
Help?
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tell them to see a therapist, people wont realize something unless they figure it out on their own. telling Them that they are trans can become problematic because it can sound like your preference or agenda. Lead them to figuring it out and accepting. Let them know it wont change anything (unless they think it will change their sexuality or they will be a different person) let it be an own discussion, but more so with them discussing.
Chances are they couldnt sleep because they are still trying to accept it themselves.
Just know every transperson will say stuff like they dont want to transition because too lazy or something. its them trying to repress it.
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>>5587499
I've tried to avoid pushing it when it comes up but it makes my stomach turn watching her like this. I've been trying to get her to see a therapist for a while now but she bristles when I'm direct about it.
I just want her to be happy :(
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Anyone else have any ideas? :/
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Human Rights Campagin doesn't represent me 2016-01-21 11:54:03 Post No.5585397
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Rights_Campaign#2016_United_States_presidential_endorsement
>On January 19, 2016, the Human Rights Campaign endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. Within 24 hours, the Human Rights Campaign's Facebook page was inundated with members not only upset with the endorsement of Hillary Clinton vs. Bernie Sanders, with "likes" of page dropping dramatically, the "review" portion of the page was disabled due to sharp decline of favorability after the page fell below 2.5 stars on January, 20, 2016.
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Hillary is going to drive so many people to vote for Trump it's hilarious. I can't believe anyone is still taking her seriously as a candidate. She's going to kill the party if she gets the nomination.
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fuck this. there better be a retraction after "further research" or at least they endorse more acceptable candidates.
I hate both big parties, and honestly I would be ok if either sanders or trump won. I don't even care what they stand for. I know they're both so wacky compared to the party line that it would shake things up somehow. the status quo isn't working.
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>>5587610
>I know they're both so wacky compared to the party line
It's not really that, but rather that neither of them are bought by multinational corporations and Wall Street.
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24 y/o MtF here. About 13 months on hormones. I have VERY thick facial hair and it's absolutely impossible for me to go out as a female without a fair amount of makeup covering it all up. I'm heavily debating my options right now because of how irritated my skin gets from shaving every day I'm wondering if anyone else has had the same problem and how they dealt with it. I know about electrolysis but it's pretty expensive for me and it doesn't yield a lot of results unless I go there several times. Is waxing okay? Are there any razors I should look out for?
It's pretty much the last problem I have in my transition. I've lost 75 pounds so far, trying to lose about another 60 more, my voice is good, I've tried so hard to get where I am, and it still kills me every time I touch my face and I feel my sandpaper-like neck at the end of the day.
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Before you shave, like an hour before, put hair conditioner on the stubble. I recommend Paul Mitchell tea tree oil wash out conditioner. It is minty and very smooth and relaxing. Let it soak into the hair and your skin, put it on thick enough to cover all stubble. Take a shower, wash the conditioner off, but don't scrub it out of your skin. After you are done get the absolute hottest water you can out of your sink and fill the entire sink with it so it will hold it's heat. Rub face wash (I like clean and clear morning burst) Using a 5 blade cartridge razor with a flexible head shave with the grain first, then against. The hair should be super soft so you won't feel it shaving you. Wash the blade out after every stroke to keep it sharp. Do not go over any one spot more than three times. If you miss a few hairs live with it and don't miss them next time. A few hairs is less noticeable than lobster face.
Once your face is bone dry,
Find some nice red orange lipstick.
Dab onto your finger, then onto your face rubbing in circles and forming a gradient with your skin where you won't be applying the lipstick. After all the beard shadow is covered, apply BB lotion that matches over the lipstick. Be careful not to rub to hard or you will disturb the layer below cancelling out the blue from your beard shadow. Good luck femanon.
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>>5584580
pls dont try girl mode with facial hair
Your options are wax, laser, electrolysis
Probably wont be permanent w/o electrolysis.
Go on groupon to try out laser hair removal. And see how it does.
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Given how catching HIV is extremely unlikely unless you're taking bareback cock up the ass, is it possible Eazy-E was just a little sissy bitch in private?
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>>5583430
>Given how catching HIV is extremely unlikely unless you're taking bareback cock up the ass
negro what
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>>5583430
Nah man, he had a lot of sex. And I mean *a lot*.
He claimed that he was sexually active since age 12. Think about it.
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>>5583437
Its true. Of course you can catch it doing other sex acts, but never as easily than with anal sex, specifically as the bottom. The asshole just isn't designed for that kind of abuse, so its easily torn, creating the perfect gateway for the virus, the tissue in there also kind of acts as an absorbent, making it even more susceptible to the virus.
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I'm starting to dislike Davey Wavey. He's one of the most prominent gay youtubers and sometimes his videos are interesting but at times he comes off as nothing but a gay modern cliche all the time. Its like he is supportive of all gay people and then the next minute he's shaming gay guys who are masculine or virgins. Then he made a video about "gay racism" and how our society "glorifies" white gay guys but then bring on white gay porn stars into his videos.
How do you guys feel about Davey Wavey
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He's gay.
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I don't like fags
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>>5582829
He is a pretty white gay man who benefits from the very privilege he speaks out against to broadcast things he himself rarely implements to stay relevant, current and broaden viewer demographics while recognizing his core followers really give no fucks about politics.
He has a bunch of nudes with this butch baseball hat look and pose, idk she's not bad she just makes a living from YT. Can't be mad at HA hustle.
He does collab with more POC than most white youtubers though and I appreciate him putting shine on other queens.
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Gay gen: Beefy men edition 2016-01-21 01:18:44 Post No.5583226
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Gay gen: Beefy men edition
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why aren't you beefy yet?
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>>5583226
Cause it's unaesthetic
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>tfw no beef
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>tfw trying to bulk and get beefy
>just looking more chubby to be honest
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So Ill tell you a story, about something that changed my life, I was on the playground where I spent a lot of time and sometimes I would just chill or I would play basketball, now there were some mean kids one day who came up to me and picked a fight. That night I went home and I told my mom, of course she was upset. She said I should go to my aunt and uncle where its safer for a while. I tried to tell her she was overreacting while I was begrudgingly packing my things, but then I just put on my headphones to listen music and thought you know I might as well go. I got to the flight and found out it was first class! It really was the lap of luxury. When I ordered orange juice they gave it to me in a champagne glass! After that I thought to myself hey maybe this wont be so bad. But you know I thought I heard they were real big snobs there, and since I was so badass, I hoped they were prepared for me. When I got off the flight some guy who looked like a cop had my name out on a card. Well this was sketchy to me so I ran off and decided to get a taxi to be safe. I noticed this taxi had a custom license plate. I never seen a taxi with a custom plate before, and also there were dice hanging from his mirror. For a moment I thought this was a very special taxi but quickly dismissed the notion and told the driver to take me to my new place. I got there around 7 or 8 o clock. I told the cab driver off, and looked around. I thought finally I'm here. I felt good; I felt like the prince of this place about to sit on my throne. I thought about the custom license plate on the cab, it said fresh, and I thought, you know I'm feeling pretty fresh. In fact I was the Fresh Prince, of this new town...Bel Air
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TL;DR
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>>5592821
its a meme
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Man, fuck synchronicity. I was in the shower thinking about shitposting like this two hours ago. Spooky.
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>topping
>hard to keep an erection
>orgasms are amazing, nice feeling of relief
>bottom
>hard as a brick throughout
>orgasm is meh, feel kinda shitty when I cum
What does this mean? Is this normal?
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>>5591146
It means you should do me.
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Are you topping with a condom? That always takes my erection away.
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>>5591265
enjoy your aids
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Hey homoeroticals,
I never met a homo in my life (Belgian) I am pretty curious about your kind.
What is the happiest moment in your life and what is that saddest?
Also do you feel opressed?
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>>5590815
Tu parles français?
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>>5590868
Oui!
Is everybody shy here? TV learned me that Homo's are very outgoing
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>>5590815
>I never met a homo in my life
How did you manage to do that?
>Also do you feel opressed?
I'd call it 'unsafe' rather than oppressed, but I feel pretty unwelcome and things like that.