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>>5607876

Spanish or Hispanic?

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>>5607889
Spanish or white Hispanic with Spanish heritage(which is pretty the same)

>tonite;
>him:"I gotta go in an hour I'm meeting with gf"
>"oh okay"
>text her to see if she wants to hook up
>her:"Omg yes, I'm at home come over"
>him:"oh she just cancelled...her car broke down."
>trollface.jpg
>"let's go pick her up, ask her where she is broken down"
>him:"ok cool. She says she's on the highway at this exit"
>"tell her were gonna come pick her up"
>get a text from her
>"nvm about tonite, my car broke down"
>trollface.rar
>"oh, how about I come pick you up?"
>"no it's cool I have a friend coming to get me"
>"oh okay. Be safe"
>to him:"ok let's go pick her up"
>the spot she said is closer to his house than hers, this should be interesting.
>stop at the gas station to give her time
>she beats us there, we pull up in front of her
>he gets out and she walks towards the car
>she gets in the back seat
>"hi my name is femanon, thanks for the ri-"
>she sees me, goes pale.
>"hi nice to meet you"
>turn on the radio and drive off
>"so what was wrong with your car femanon?"
>"idk.....it just.... Stopped."
>"ohhhh okay."
>look at her in rear view and smile
>"you look familiar femanon, have we met before?"
>"n-n-n-no."
>"yea I guess not. She's cute, you did good dude. I wish I could get a girl like her."
>she is fucking mortified.
>him:"what's wrong?"
>her:"n-n-nothing, just don't know how I'm gonna pay for my car."
>him:"oh I'll pay for it, we can have it towed to the place I took my car when I had one, they do good work."
>her:"no that's okay. I'll take care of it"
>we get to his house

>Netflix on the couch, they are cuddling in a recliner.
>eww
>they start arguing about the car, he wants to help her pay for it to get fixed.
>she keeps refusing
>him:"why I want to help you!"
>she comes clean
>"because it wasn't broke down."
>lift my eyebrow and cock my head at her
>him:"so why the hell did you say it was?"
>her:"because....."
>I'm fucking dying at this point holding back my laughter
>him:"why?"
>her:"because I don't want to see you anymore. I have to go. I'm gonna call an uber."
>him:"fine. I don't wanna see you either. By the way I've been fucking anon the whole time we were together."
>we only fucked 4x since they were together but whatever.
>her:"w-w-w-what?"
>him:"yea you don't mean shit to me."
her:"you are lying. *looks at me* he's lying right?"
>"wellllllllllllllll"
>the most horrid scream I have ever heard escapes her lips
>her:"YOU ARE LYING STOP LYING WHY ARE YOU LYING WITH HIM?"
>him:"you don't believe me? I'll fuck him right now." *grabs my dick*
>her:"you aren't man enough to cheat"

>side note, never tell an FTM they aren't man enough. They will lose their shit.

>he takes his pajama pants off, pushes me down on the couch and takes out my dick and fucks me harder and faster than he ever has. He usually can't take more than half because he is super tight. His clit is as hard as my dick.
>him:"cum inside me"
>#yolo
>she is by the door crying the entire time, telling him to stop, that she gets it. She's sorry, she wants him so bad right now, etc.
>he is fucking me so hard he is bleeding but he doesn't care. He cums really hard but keeps going, looking her dead in the eye the entire time.
>I've came in him like 3x, mess of jizz and blood on my abdomen
>at this point she is screaming and crying at the same time for him to stop. He speeds up and goes back to turbo fucking me.
>her:"well I've been fucking him too!"
>stops fucking me
>him:"is that true anon?"

>"no she's lying"
>hops off my dick
>him:"get the fuck out you lying slut"
>trollface.zip
>her:"n-n-no please I love you. Don't do this to me."
>him:"GET THE FUCK OUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
>slammed the door in her ugly crying face.
>we had the best sex ever all night, he told me he loved me. I told him it's casual, but I appreciate the sentiment and care for him a lot too.
>we fall asleep together, me laying on his chest.

>>5609081
Your home country supports a full rejection of every body of experts on transgender care in the world in favour of open hostility and discredited practices, or your therapist would have had his licence revoked. It may be the place of your birth, but it is no home to you unless you can live a fruitful life as your birth sex.

I think it's pretty hot that you'd transition for your boyfriend

>>5609114
The problem is that i still want to see my relatives.. But i can't do that if i renounce my citizenship. And the process for getting HRT is hard to begin with. I had to consult with a sexologist, gynecologist, had to get tested a lot too for STDs and a month of constant visits to a psychologst and then the psychiatrist was supposed to be the last phase.

iunno bro i had no issues when i fucked men. it could be your just not attracted to them honestly. like if you are having sexual issues it might not be your cup of tea and you shouldn't force yourself to like boys if you don't. you might jus really actually be a het

>>5610895
>help, my body is operating exactly as nature intended
>what's wrong with me??????

remember when people thought of being homosexual as an aberration and a curse rather than a cool trendy meme sexuality?

You are emotionally and physically attracted to men, but not sexually.

If you still disagree with this assessment, just accept your fate as an eternal bottom.

>>5610883
I just assumed you don't.

Sucking dicks. The semen will help relax your vocal chords and make it easier to do a falsetto thing.

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>>5610563
They're both ugly so nothing of value was lost.

Autogynephilia

>>5610387
True, this sounds like paraphilic love. Some Pedophiles believe they are children. Some Ampotemnophiliacs desparately desire to have their limbs removed, as they fap to pictures of amputees all day and night. Some pedophiles seek lowkey surgery to look more childlike and the amputee paraphilics self-inflict severe wounds to make sure their limb will need amputation. This isn't to say paraphilias aren't just a normal part of human nature, they truly are a unique human experience, but as your love for your paraphilia grows, the desire to become your fantasy will also. Think of paraphilias as a husband or wife, you'll eventually want to spend your whole life with yours. Enjoy it!

>>5610387
But I don't want to become a woman. I like being male. Just not the role of what "normal" males should be. I want to be pretty. Be wanted. And I guess it's vanity. But I don't believe it's any more so than any other cis woman wanting to feel good about herself.
Would I still fall under AGP?

>lesbifriend
>know this feel
>at gym
>girl working out near me says hi
>notoriously spergy around qt grills
>flustered as fuck
>asks me later if I'm using the 20s
>blurt out that I'm not
>actually was using them but panicked
>try 25s
>too heavy
>try 15s way the fuck too light
>awkwardly doing random exercises while I wait my turn
>she finishes
>complete my sets
>Awww ye time to do some cable crossovers and--
>she's doing them
>fffffuuuckk she thinks I'm following her
>panic
>tfw later I find out she has a just as fit and qt gf

I try not to look though. Most of the time I just notice in passing because I know how annoying it is to be harassed.

>at gym again later
>guy walks by
>woah his shoulders are really capped
>I wonder if I can get mine to do that
>I heard it's hard to do unless you juice
>I don't want my traps to get big like his tho
>he thinks I was checking him out in the sexy way instead of just mirin
>won't leave me alone while I'm trying to work out
>tells me "you don't want to do that to yourself" when I ask how to get good shoulders
>blatantly stares at my ass while I'm squatting
>I know this because we're both standing in front of a giant mirror
>staff finally chases him away when they see he's not taking the hint

fml seriously

>>5609831
Hahaha, that's actually hilarious, 20s for what btw?

>>5609530

Deppending on the type of gym you go to a lot of those guys really aren't ass holes. Yeah they can be Bros and sometimes an ass, but you'd be suprised how nice and helpful they can be.

I'm no model, but I lift on the regular and have a decent build. My friend in lift with and myself always try to talk to people that have started to lift. Many times they just don't know what to do in regards to proper form and all that and we try to give them pointers and offer to spot them.

Are you gay? If you are, is she aware?

>>5609364
Yeah, or at least gay for her. I don't know, probably not. I haven't confessed or anything.

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don't do anything. just be a passive straight girl and wait for events to unfold to unfold around you. Everything will work out, and by that, I mean that nothing will change or progress.

>tfw male to 2dfemale

>>5609359

>tfw you will never be able to pass as 2D female well enough to run with toast in your mouth in public

>>5609650
She keeps me saying that looks aren't everything anon san.

>fat cho
>oppression
>hypermasculinity
>dan the rapist
LOOOOOOOOL

literally cannot stop laughing

>>5609280
Thanks for posting this, that was a pretty cool documentary.

Damn. Where's your next closest clinic?

>>5609090
I don't think they can refer me to NHS scotland, if that's the case, next closest is newcastle @1year wait.

>>5609049
>How does one survive this?
Self-med, obviously.
But 4 years is ridiculous, how are they not adding staff yet?

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whatever you say anon, it''l be okay, right?

Same. It's the good life honestly.

My transition back into the closet was seamless as fuck though.

>tfw can fuck others in the closet
>tfw don't have to deal with public attention whores who just want to finger each other in public

G O A T
All I'm missing is an innawoods home tbqh

>>5609209
>All I'm missing is an innawoods home tbqh
Literally my dream.

At least a weekend cabin I can take my fuck buddies to every other weekend or something like that.

A place were we can enjoy each other's cozy company, and then go back to the city, straight as an arrow to everyone's else eyes

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bump?

>>5608761
We can't help you if you don't post pics of your panty clad bp

>>5608928
Is this you OP? Kinda hot desu.