what is the name of this lingerie?
>>6154115
gross
>>6154115
Monokini
>>6154178
That's not it! It looks exactly like in the OP.
blini edtion
past blini: >>6147439
tc/notgaygen
>tfw no masc latino fuckbuddy
>>6154125
>Latino
Can't wait until they get deported after savior trump is president
>>6154148
>phone poster
I almost read your post too.
Here's my question:
How do I make sure me ass is clear of crap before I do anything anal? Every time I've done an enema it just causes liquid shit to come out of my ass when I'm in the heat of the moment.
Here's my plan. I wake up and eat some fiber gummies first thing, then fast all day. After not eating anything, I'll eat dinner so I'm not hungry, then do anal. Is this a bad idea?
>>6153826
do an enema properly and u dont have that issue.
>>6153878
How much water do I need to use to do it properly? Do I need an enema bag? I usually use water bottles.
>>6153826
drink water
eat some fiber
take some more time on the toilet
enema if necessary
a shower can help too!
/r9k/ edition.
Post your awkward, disappointing experiences of trying to find love while being a miserable degenerate here.
I'll start;
>be femboy
>horny af so dl Grindr in hopes of finding another femboy
>mostly just old men and overweight guys with beards who call themselves 'bears'
>get message by a slightly chubby boyish looking guy
>OK lets see where this goes
>keeps telling me how beautiful I am
>seems kinda cute
>chat for a bit on Grindr, decide to give him my number (oh boy you fucked up)
>it begins almost instantly, messages me constantly throughout the day with just messages like 'Hey beautiful :p'
>but also will send a text 5 minutes later if I don't reply 'Did you get my text?' or 'Are you still there?'
>starts going on about how he is so ugly and can never be with someone like me
>what the fuck
>haven't even meet this dude yet
>after a mere 2 days he has sent me over 100 messages
>download an app to block numbers and block him
Fuck I was beyond retarded for giving out my number... he seemed so harmless.
>>6153828
why didn't yu give him an email?
>get cucked by multiple guys in one week at age 14
>never date again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0BOK0EDFE
Saturday night whining edition
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Previous thread >>6152624
reeeeeeeeeee
establishing my presence in this thread as well
>>6153496
thats a couple of tabs you have there
The only people I have actually hung out with ever are my EX's and their friends, and all of them only want to hang out if there is sex involved.
Am I doomed to being a friendless freak, and will never have a long term relationship?
PS. I'm rather depressing to be around unless I'm off my shit on alcohol or drugs, so that could be a real factor.
Do things
Have hobbies
Get a job
Study on your free time
In general: live.
>>6153207
Have done all of these things, and still have a job. Everyone at work either avoids me or makes fun of me and treats me like a freak.
ITT low budget quick/painless suicide options.
Do things
Be social
?????
Friends and relationships
Hey all, so for hrt, would it be possible to test my levels using a urine test rather than a blood test??
>>6153014
Read that there might also be a saliva test. Is there a home version of any of these tests?
Are you afraid of getting your blood drawn or something? Do you need help with HRT? Do you live in the USA? If you do, I can help, but if not, probably not.
>>6153101
Yes to all.
Earlier today, I was doing a lot of research and talking with various anons over what to take. I was able to find that on average, most mtf take 200 mg of Aldactone/Spironolactone and 2-6 mg of Estradiol. I found reliable websites that sell both. The Estradiol Vernate Im going to get is Progynova.
All I really need would be a reliable way to test my levels. I'm not very partial to needles and would prefer if I could do most of this at home.
>tranny hugbox
>circlejerk generals
>shitposting
>why do people hate me xD
>how do i become a woman guys
Literally worse than /b/.
I guess it's doing its job as a containment board.
>>6152790
>>6152790
I see we /pol/acks are numerous
why do people like this ancient ytmnd fad now
Sad kittens because suicide edition
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Good ol thread >>6151597
>>6152624
am i cute
>>6152624
sup
>>6152611
i think i know who you are
So i'm a homosexual male. And i have an unreasonable hatred for other gay people and myself.
Even when i find someone i like, even when they are femenine and submissive. (i.e a femboy or trans person) Something inside me tells me it's wrong and so i reject them or suddenly find the idea of being with them disqusting. I've been to a psychiatrist and that has led to a whole bunch of nothing.
Am i broken?
Can i get any help or am i just stuck like this? (And apologies for any bad grammar and English, not my first language)
>self hate
HAHAHAHAHA
Stop being a pansy and hate other people for your misery, like you should.
>>6152235
different psychiatrist
therapy
do you talk to people about it irl?
>>6152235
i know who you should be hating
Not sure if this should be posted here or /adv/ but people here are probably more knowledgeable on the topic so I'll try here first.
I've always been into butt stuff both as a giver or receiver but I have annoying issues making it terrible for the receiving part.
The least annoying part is hemorrhoids. This got mostly fixed by changing my diet and not forcing while pooping but my butt can still feel slightly uncomfortable or even painful, especially when pooping.
Now the real annoying part is the hygiene. My ex-girlfriend had clean insides without a need of enema, my current girlfriend says it's the same for her and I read on the internet that butts usually aren't really dirty.
Well that's not my case. For some reason I'm almost always dirty as hell inside. Even after pooping, there's still more poop, sometimes as if I didn't take a shit at all. I usually need at least 2 water enemas to get rid of it. Problem is, doing enema is annoying, it makes butt stuff much less pleasurable and enema abuse seems to be unhealthy.
I never worried too much about that and just gave up on anal masturbation but now my new girlfriend is really into that stuff so it's starting to be a problem.
Anyone knows if there's a way to fix that? Diet change? Physical exercise? Butt training? Improved way of pooping? Any kind of therapy?
I also heard that bad constipation might result into that problem and I had really big constipation issues when I was a kid (which also might be the reason I got hemorrhoids). If that's the reason, is there no way to fix it?
TL;DR: How do I go from constantly poop-filled rectum to somewhat clean rectum without enemas?
pls respond
>>6151941
>Not sure if this should be posted here or /adv/
Technically on /adv/, but few boards take kindly to lgbt issues.
>>6151941
Get psyllium husk.
Make sure you drink a lot of water.
Remember to prop your feet up on a box when you poop so you are in a more squat-like position.
>>6152072
Thanks for the tips. I'll look for that husk in pharmacies. Should I take probiotics too? I used to take beer yeast.
What's the ideal squat position? I have something to get my feet higher at home but I feel like it might not be enough. What about directly squatting on the seat? Also, is pooping once per day enough or should I do it more (I'm worried that pooping too often might cause hemorrhoids).
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old thread >>6150405
Which trips do you like - poll, for the previous thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079
kayla is a spoiled neet
So I started female hormones a year ago, just really really wanted my own breasts because I am a perma virgin and if I couldn't get a gf I thought I will just jerk off in the mirror.
Thing is, now its getting hard for me not to be called miss or mam whenever I go out in public. I didn't expect my body to change so rapidly on female hormones. I can't even hide my boobs anymore either, not even 2 shirts and a thick hoodie can hide them. I met some friends I hadn't seen for 2 years and they didn't even recognize me when I met them at a bar last night. When I approached them they thought I was a girl, I decided not to even talk to them and walked to another bar alone, then I asked for a double whiskey and the bartender carded me and didn't even let me drink because I don't look like my ID pic anymore.
What do I do? I am at a crossroads here, I don't look like a guy anymore, should I stop hormones and shave my head and hit up the gym or should I um... start dressing as a female?
>>6151556
so ur saying yes youll suck my penis
>>6151568
Not into men ever, and not into women anymore, hormones made me feel totally numb to wanting sex
just become the girl you were meant to be.
you can still like girls if that's your thing.
get a new id asap, though.
Anyone else with sex anxiety? Im a gay male in my 20s, consider myself well educated in terms of safe sex and the facts, but for some reason I have never been able to overcome the social and health anxieties that come with it.
Ive always read that men think with their dicks, not their brains, but i feel like that couldnt be farther from the truth for me. Ive had sex (foreplay & oral) with about 7 guys, and anal with three of them. Ive had moments of pleasure during these times but there is always this cloud of anxiety that prevents me from truly enjoying sex.
I see others having extremely fulfilling sex lives- parties, orgies, etc. and it just sort of makes me feel like less of a homosexual. I'm not saying i want to turn into a total slut and throw caution to the wind-- but i just want to have an active, healthy, sex life.
I read things like the article below or hear stories from friends and i just get this sinking, horrible pit of envy and sadness in my stomach. That ive missed out and seem to be the only queer with this problem. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/los-angeles-has-the-best-glory-hole-in-america
>>6151387
Grass is always greener on the other side. Get a bf that loves you. Or maaayyybe dont make your identity entirely dependant on your sex life and be a human with hobbies and do stuff? Youll figure it out eventually, anon.
>>6151387
Dude, OP, do not sweat feeling like you're alone with this. I'm the exact same way, I've done foreplay/oral with only three men and never tried anal. I thought that once I took the plunge and met with a few guys the anxiety would dissipate but it didn't. .
>>6151387
I'm pretty satisfied with my cum shooting dildo desu
>tfw on hormones for 1 year
>tfw hormones didn't modify my appearance to the point of being gendered female once
forever a hon
>>6151041
If you don't get gendered correctly after 1 year and you worked hard on voice and presentation, you will never pass..
This is the truth.
>>6151041
me too
we can make a hon club. HONS ONLY
I'm sorry to hear that. There has to be something that can be done though!