Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 1782. page

>>6188785
This is a bait thread but I will bite. If I could go back and not have gender dysphoria and be born a boy I would.

>>6188796
didn't mean to make it a bait thread, sorry if it came off that way. I'm just dumb and uninformed

Also would like to say that the real reason why I support trans is because I don't really give a fuck about what people do as long as it makes them happy, AND because I masturbate to them all the time.

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>>6188439
toasting in new bread

My butte....i won't post it!

Butts are better.

Meh. About the same.

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>>6188204

>implying there aren't already serial killer mtfs

>>6188204
we already deal with being compared to Buffalo Bill all the time, no fucking difference.

>>6188174

but what does hon mean? whats up here?

hons been around for years, its from /cd/

it basically means old nonpassing mtf

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Proof?

>>6188041
>boyfriends
How many do you have?

>>6188077
Bumping this question

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my tits really hurt and I wish they wouldn't :c

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So tell me, anon. What is it about swords that you find so fascinating?

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>>6187623
my tits havent hurted for a while and i wish they would

>Not replacing the pentagram with the alchemical symbol for sulfur
One job

>>6187289
>>what you're worshipping every time you have a gay fantasy
Odin, Thor, Tyr etc.

I've been rewatching Vikings over the last few days and it's splintered into a new fantasy from an old one. I really want to have ritualistic, trance-like sex while fucked up on a cocktail of drugs to music like https://youtu.be/Cz3O0JftA5w Would be kinda cool to go even further and cut each other. I know this is ridiculously edgy/autistic, you don't have to tell me that. It just sounds super hot in my mind.

Kinda did something similar with my ex when we had some Crusader/Catholic chanting on with Swastikas on the wall while I wore a gas mask but we both ended up laughing too hard to really do anything.

>>6187327
kekt

>>6187327
Littenfag detected

>>6186944
>that guy who calls himself straight and sleeps with transwomen

>That guy who calls himself straight but watches gay porn and Yaoi.

Is it gay if my girlfriend fucked me with a strapon and I liked it?

>>6186782
tell us the country youre living/going to be living in

>>6187065

Living in Brazil

>>6187090
Yea but were are you going to work

>>6186601
Who the fuck cares?

>>6186691
oh gee, you sure got me there

>>6186713
No really like
You can't have a whole conversation based only on your lack of romantic attraction
Have a topic of some kind, otherwise it's just "yeah I suppose people like that exist what of it?"

>>6186545
i didn't even know NOT cycling it was an option honestly. i thought you HAD to cycle it?? who knows. i'll read more.

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>>6186585
Litten of course fire cat a best

>2016
>not picking the fire starter

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>>6186578
Niceu

>>6186578
Some feminists hate you, most actually don't. Stop blaming the feminist boogeyman for everything, they have very little power in practice.

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>>6186578
There are alot of good feminists out there.

But the ones that give Men gender roles are bad.
And sadly, then see you as a male.

It's bullshit.
Transwomen and Males deserve better.

>>6186729
Second

>>6186523
Yeah I guess zac he's fucking fit.

my crush

Hillary Clinton, for the lull
Elena as running mate

> Tom walks out from the room and spots us
> His eyes widen and he shouts "What the fuck, WHAT IS THIS GET OUT HERE"
> Me and Girlfriend stops and looks up at Tom who's only in his boxers and flannel shirt
> Friend walks out and spots us, gains a shit eating grin and whistles before shouting "Good Work Anon!"
> Tom looks at friend with a mortified expression
> "They're Queers! You live with a queer! Fucking crazy lesbos!"
> Friend gets an angry expression and looks at him
> "Well Tom, if you can't deal with that you might as well get out and we'll end this relationship."
> Me and Girlfriend sits in the couch, no longer embarrassed
> Tom huffs and says
> "Bitch I ain't gonna be thrown out because of some fucking lesbos, they're the ones that should get thrown out the fucking sinners they are!"
> "Tom, you need to leave now."
> "Bitch, make me."
> Tom proceeds to run into Friends room and lock himself in
> thegameison.jpg
> Hear him shout shit from behind the door
> Friend looks at me and says
> "Call your friends at the Gay center, this bitch needs to be smoked out
> Does what she says, manage to round up maybe 16 other gays, both female and male
> An hour passes and then I hear what sounds like a megaphone and sirens outside
> "SOMEONE ORDER THE GOD DAMN GAY FORCE!?"
> It's my fucking mother, my friend called my parents
> They're the Gay commanders of their army in this fight
> Hear Tom shout from the inside of the room "What the shit!?"
> Me, Girlfriend and Friend looks out the window
>There are two pickup trucks and a god damn fire engine outside with people in and on the vehicles

> Everyone spray painted in rainbow colours
> Fire engine looks stripped, only has ladders left and the paint on it is flaky
> My friends room's window faces the street, so Tom can see what is happening
> We hear him freak the fuck out in there
> The Gay Force™ lines up outside the house and cheers while my dad helps three others with carrying ladders off the old fire engine
> Bitches start climbing the ladder up to the window
> Tom is terrified and calls the police
> He forgets we live in a small town, when the cops come they recognise my father, laughs and stands back
> They understand the situation.
> The Gay Force™ Finally enters the room and we hear Tom screaming for help as they bind him in ropes and carry him out the window

And that's the story of how my parents and 14 homosexuals bound a 20 year old guy on top of a fire engine before spray painting him in pride colours and then driving him home to his parents.

7/9 Kek'd hard even though not real.

Maybe when they are /n/ or /new/, but /pol/ is a cancer.

>/pol/ still thinks we give a shit about them or like them for that matter
Wew

Of course not, you're silly.

I mean, I know that somewhere on this board, another tranny who isn't me is fantasizing right now about how hot it'd be to ensnare a hypermasculine, insecure but handsome /pol/ virgin.

You know, it's just that the idea of someone hating your very being but not being able to resist the temptation of fucking you could sound really hot to someone else.

Like, I'm sure there's a few people who'd like to finally get a /pol/ guy to fuck them, even though he'd feel guilty about it. Being railed on as he tries to beg forgiveness to whatever God he believes in, and finally having him cum on my mouth as I make the cutest smile I can muster and he realizes he just spilled his seed on a cute thin little trap who beats any girl he jacked off to and couldn't get, and who's also in love with his cock.

Did I use first person for a moment? I'm sorry, I meant it metaphorically. I mean, it wouldn't be uncommon to want to see the terrified look on a /pol/ack's face as he realizes all he wants is trap ass; his friends would hate him, his family would disown him, but he'd know the degeneracy was worth it at each pump into a tight little tranny's (who isnt me. Fuck /pol/, they're assholes) butthole.

uh what are we talking about again

I mean wouldn't it be cool to break a /pol/ack's expectations and never cuck him, becoming his loyal housewife but laughing at the fact that he'll never have children because vagina doesn't even arouse him anymore?

To other people? Like, self-hating AGP faggots, not me.

uh i need to go to the bathroom