>went to bar alone as I usually do on weekends n friday
>attempt to flirt with guy who works as cook
>order nachos
>start nommin and drinkin old milwaukees
>see pic related on my plate
>text number
>Guy says he's the fellow homo who got me my nachos
Will this be my first gay relationship? I fuckin hope so. Tired of being virgin. My drunkenness is giving me a better confidence. Hope it ain't a prank.
I'm drunk and need words of encouragement. I'm still texting him. I'm texting him right now.
If I'll post the conversation If ur interested
Post post post post post
>>6493336
Just FYI, you did a really bad job covering up that number. i really hope everyone on the board has the decency to not fuck with you or
whoever gave it to you.
>>6493340
I'm crushed and confused now this just happened.
Me: wassup from the tap
Him: who is this?
Me: ur numba was underneath my nachos
Him: I'm the one who brought the nachos out
Me: rly lol did u write that?
Him: yeah
Me: kool wanna chill
Him: like Netflix& chill or what?
Me: ur choice my man whts ur name
Him: I was just gonna ask u the same
Me: (anon)
Me: u
Him: jake
Me: when we gon chill set the date not this weekend cuz I'm gone then but after is k. I'm bi to I'm excited rite now tell me wassup
Me: pls tell me this isn't sum1 messing with me
Him: I'm straight I thought you just meant hang out my bad dude
Me: whyd u write call me babe then
Him: I didn't. One of the other people in the kitchen did
I'm crushed. I just paid and left. I can't face this
I think I have a serious problem
>be the result of a one night stand between my white mum and a Chinese exchange student
>raised by a single mother
>very short, very skinny. basically pic related body, 5'2"
>my penis is just embarrassing as well, 10cm hard, and soft it just looks like a nub
>i am attracted to men
>i started transitioning because i just don't feel like a guy
>not on HRT yet, but with makeup, a wig, a padded small bra, and some compression shorts i pass for a girl easily becasue of dem asian genes
>i'm really happy living as a woman, i don't worry about my voice being too soft anymore, don't worry about being intimidated by other men ect
>some old friends who knew I was gay, but not that i was transitioning, called me up and asked me to hang out, so i went untransitioned because I don't like people knowing i'm trans, i prefer to meet new people and have them know me as a woman from the start
>i turn up and my "friend" explains that it's a group date, and they need a date for a gay friend of his who just moved back to the city and doesn't know anybody
>he's not even hot. he's actually ugly with bags under his eyes, bad skin, crooked teeth. wearing a motorcycle jacket.
>so I try and be polite and well... after we get there and he takes off his jacket holy shit he's buff as fuck. from the neck down he's amazing looking.
>and as we're talking he's funny, really funny, and nice. and he towers over me at 5'10" but unlike 99% of men i know didn't bully me about it
>we get along well, which rarely happens between me and men
>he wants to see me again and honestly I had a great time and like him
field too long
>>6493236
What the fuck do i do? I don't have any experience here, i only dated like, 2 guys as a male and they really were not great experiences. one treated me like a pet and kept going on about how i was a tiny little half man and treated me like a child, the other one bullied me about being short and my dick, said i had the body of a 10 year old girl and the dick of a little boy. Should i give up on the trans thing and try being a regular gay guy again? he doesn't have a clue i'm trans and likes me as a man.
I don't give a fuck but you'd better get on hormones before you finish maturing into a man. Twink youth is short lived, don't wait for it to end.
>>6493255
Youth in general is short-lived. Only drama queens obsess over it.
Anyone ever bleached their areshole? Do you go to a beautician or do you do it by yourself? If the latter, how? Does it hurt
>>6492670
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Just go kill yourself. Shit is not okay.
>>6492688
Whats wrong with wanting to have a pretty pooter?
>>6492670
what the fuck is that image?
MODS MODS MODS
I'm going to die alone.
>>6492186
everyone dies alone, death is nothing you can share with others faggot
>>6492191
>People on Malaysia 370 didn't die together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qNrXamst2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzGKYb-9QM
Old Thread: >>6488720
>>6492028
dann is hottest guy on lgbt, perfect butt, nice cock, and loads of cum, why u hate him?
>tfw he either isnt interested or is super busy and forgetful
>tfw in denial and dont want to give up on him just in case
I just wanna dieeeee
>>6492013
Who's excited for Eldritch Moon?
I haven't played since Khans but I'm pretty hyped for Innistrad + Lovecraftian body horror.
Do any of you fags watch TLC's I am Jazz?
>>6491840
no it looks dumb as shit
>>6491840
I only watch good shows
>>6491840
Is this a reality show about who I think it is?
trans grill here, leaving parents and headed to Portland in a few weeks with almost nothing 2 live with bf. Any advice? Have social security card and ID (older than 18) and shit, just want to try and get by for a couple years. Any help is greatly appreciated.
>>6491375
Don't move here, we have enough of your kind and the town is no longer the inexpensive, artsy, just be yourself type community that it once was. It's all been taken over by wealthy tech people and trust funded twenty somethings.
I'd recommend you consider a different destination, try humboldt county in California if you're looking for that accepting, inexpensive, temperate climated community.
>>6491375
>Moving to a new city with zero money, plan, or skills
Why do you people do this? Seriously. Nobody would have a problem if you offered something, anything, back to society but you don't.
>>6491552
No, just move to Vancouver.
>mfw LITERALLY chasing transgirls
It's not like they can run in heels can't be that hard
>>6491088
>very fast chaser running at incredible hihg speed
>Mtf 6'3 rapist, got into tranny chasing business just because they put up more of a fight
so i know a guy who tells me he isn't gay, but he has fantasies about having sex with shemales. Where is the drop off point from straight to gay? Like is it because it is technically a guy he is gay, or is it that because they want to be girls that he is straight.
>>6490326
>Where is the drop off point from straight to gay
There really isn't one. That's why people say sexuality is a spectrum.
In the strictest sense, "gay" means "a man who exclusively has sex with other men"(with the man part being an important detail. Homosexual women aren't gay for the same reason homosexual men aren't lesbians)
In the loosest sense, "gay" means "has sex in a way I don't approve of". People argue that having anal sex with women is gay, or even that vaginal sex can be gay if you do it in certain positions or if the girl isn't pretty enough or if the wind is blowing a weird direction and the soil's pH balance is off.
My advice is to stop worrying about labels. Labels are supposed to make communication easier by giving a quick and simple way to express something. If a label causes confusion and starts requiring clarification, then there's no point to even have the label in the first place.
It's quicker to say "I only fuck manly guys with blue eyes and penises longer than 7 inches" than it is to say "I'm an azuropticohyperandromacroseptiphallicosexual, which means I'm only attracted to manly men with blue eyes and penises longer than 7 inches"
>>6490406
This post is an A+
>>6490326
It depends on what he finds attractive about them. One poster was gay and masturbated to trans porn. But after meeting and talking with trans girls (to hook up), he realized it wasn't that he was attracted to them, it was that he wanted to be like them.
istg sometimes you guys make me reconsider all of my choices in life and i just want to stop all treatments and kill myself
Sorry you're feeling bad, but I just gotta say that pic is vaguely annoying.
I have chronic depression, for which I'm treated, and a couple other less severe mental disorders. I'm not cool, edgy, or special. It's just my life. It's what I have to live with, and I adjust accordingly.
I don't like how these images portray my malady like a Korn album inset.
Good luck though! Don't kill yourself. Get on an anti-depressant and exercise, it saved my life.
>>6490347
I suffer with it as well, my meds arent working, my doctors wont give me other ones as they keep telling they're the 'right' ones for me. Ive been taking them for 6 months now and nothing is working.
Hey legbutts, I'm 18 and I want pic related but I don't know how to order one without out my parents finding out. If you could just gib sneaky techniques and methods that be great. Or if I can build an aneros like toy at home.
Also isn't there a cheaper version from the Aneros™ brand?
>>6489586
When I ordered my aneros it came in a plain box from "High Island Health' and was labeled as an "acupuncture device". If they got the mail, just say it's a massager? Hopefully they aren't super nosy about it.
>>6489586
I just went to a local sex shop and bought mine.
>>6489586
Hide it in your butt
Serious question guys.
Can you trip balls so hard it changes your sexual orientation?
I know it sounds stupid as hell but I had an experience earlier this year and things just haven't been the same since.
>>6489018
I tripped so hard that I stopped repressing and transitioned, sure, why not?
It's probably just you implanting these thoughts and feelings in your own head while you're high though, looking back I knew I'd always wanted to be a girl.
>>6489018
>falls for the "hallucinogenic drugs made me open my third butthole meme and learn the secrets of the universe, I'm so spiritual and in touch with my self uwuwuwu" meme
>tries drugs known for causing deep negative psychological effects
>I-I think I'm a fag guys
Hows it feel knowing that you'll always be inferior to those how can lucid dream and actually reach a state of better understanding of themselves, as opposed to a drug trip that idiots try to rationalize as something bigger that it actually is?
>>6489018
Tell us about your experience, what happened?
post em
>>6488639
Ok, this may sound desperate, but a don't have a person to talk about this:
I had a gf some time ago, she cheated on me and we brake up. Sine always i be so shy with women, (with men it's different, i can flirt without problems, but i'm just not interested in them), and now, past some time and i'm so alone... much people even know that i'm lesbian, and i'm don't know how tell people because i don't know how... what do you do?
I think you're just sexually confused due to a number of different reasons, including, but not limited to the following:
Abuse early in life (sexual, physical, mental)
An attempt to gain attention because other attempts have failed, or because they have simply been denied any form of healthy attention
A sense of hopelessness in finding actual companionship among a person of the opposite sex
Etc...
Grow up people. There are only men and women. Any other "gender" is an attempt to distract from/ignore the real issue.
>>6488584
What the fuck? OP didn't say she was trans, she said she was a lesbian. Go back to pol
>>6488359
You're intimidated about opening a dialect with the subject of your sexual interest. This is extremely common. It is the bane of all socially inept men. You need to stop think so much and force yourself to do the things you want to do. With time, putting yourself in the situation gets easier.
It's not even limited to courtship, it applies to anything you approach with trepidation. Good luck anonette.
The solution to no cuddles edition
Dreams of fit lads await me
I'm sad.
>>6488289
Why are you sad? :(