We can all agree that heterosexual males are the real degenerates, right?
Posting here cos /soc/ is now just whores and I can't think of where else.
So my wife has a friend who isn't gay but manages a gay rugby club and they have been friends since school. She is spending a lot of time with him recently and assures me to the point of me being offended that it's a friendship.
They have just started a business together so will need to spend my time together whether I like it or not.
It's not that I want her all to myself all the time, simply that my jealously is unmanageable.
Any advice for not being a suspicious controlling husband?
PS - She 'caught' me talking to an old female friend where I made a couple of off the cuff innuendos and I was 'flirting'.
Posted this on /tv/ as well.
I just wanted to talk about this show. I think it's funny and finally one of the few non-stereotypical shows that has a lead gay character.
I don't agree with the open relationship they push in Series 3 though.
Any other good shows about being a young gay guy that you liked? Obviously not really that many, but few others might be the Banana, Cucumber, and Tofu shows (inter-related).
Poor choice of picture on my part. Meant to go with this one.
/pol/ack here. the other day I was browsing threads and a couple post caught my attention talking about "the Vaginal Jew" and "Let me suck your dick while you play vidya".
It got me thinking. I've always been very traditional when it comes to my life. I wanted to get a job, pay for college, get a good stem job, get a good girl for a good family and so on.
After a while I started noticing things. Most girls my age are slags looking for dick and little else (single mothers and the like). So that got me thinkin more.
I've already been sucked off by a guy once, and that guy on his worst day was about as bad as every girl I've been with on an average day.
My new plans for the future is this. Get a qt trap who loves sucking and taking dick, get a high quality surrogate to take my genes for a baby, live the dream.
How feasible is this dream among the cock loving masses?
Twinks fall apart after a while, so it's not really possible. Unless by trap you meant tranny in which case just find the most emotionally damaged one you're willing to take advantage of and have your STEM career pay for their surgeries. You can have one half your age who will worship the ground you walk on.
Honestly at this point I'm just good with anybody who enjoys dick/being dominated, is at least somewhat feminine and has some sense of honor.
It's mostly my past experience with girls talking (I've been fucked over a lot), but the loyalty is really important. I wasn't too friendly with the guy who came on to me at the time, but the least I can say for him was he was far more honorable than any girl I've been with.
A little extra info.
I've spent the last ~year with a bi-guy and the previous two with a bipolar girl.
The last ~year with bi-guy has been easy going heaven, and Bi-girl has been the worst hell I've ever experienced.
I still consider myself straight (because I like the feminine), but guys are so easy to live with that it makes the decision hard for me.
Is it possible to be such an attention whore that you go after guys instead of girls because men will chase you?? Can being fucked in the head override your sexuality?
I'm gonna say yes... Honestly like 70% of what appeals to me about guys is the fact that they are actually willing to go after me, instead of making me take the lead, which I am reaaaalllyyy not suited for.
Anyone else on here a muscular bottom?
I feel like I don't fit in. I'm 5'11' and 190 lbs and very muscular, but I'm a total bottom. Never fucked anything and I don't think I ever want to. In an ideal world, I'd have a bf that was bigger and more muscly than me, but I have yet to meet in person, irl a gay person thats more muscular than me. And it sucks!! and I get mislabeled a lot as a top which is annoying.
Who else has this problem? How do you deal with it? Vent your shitty love problems!!
In addition, don't look for muscle. There are very few huge guys with just muscle. Accept the fact you have to look for guys with fat on them, it's the only way you'll find someone bigger than you.
What are some good household objects you can use for anal stimulation? Pic related.
I'll start with saying that I'm a stubborn asshat who is extremely resilient to changing old views. This is what I've known and had as basic understanding of all my life.
Situation: Friend's lesbian sister gets together with another lesbian girl, and this person later decides that they are male. Now everyone expects each other, me included, to refer to this person as male. But this person lacks the very utmost basic features that makes any living being male. They have no penis, they can't produce sperm, and to my knowledge they still have the ability to give birth. They also remain with clearly feminine body structure, and by observing face and voice couldn't be taken as male (tomboyish at most).
So what's happened is that I and my friend are being absolutely vulgar about this topic to the point where we're both feeling disrespected, and as for me, it makes me unsure whether or not I want to talk to my friend at all. Especially since my friend is trying to force all this that I don't believe in down my throat, no pun intended. I asked my friend to at least show me believable scientific proof of "gender only being what you feel like" as they would call it. They send me to old journalist articles of mumbo jumbo that couldn't be taken seriously.
If I'm in the wrong about this, then be my guest and convince me of why. This is all ridiculous and I really barely care about sexuality or "gender" otherwise, but the person in question is still clearly a female to me.
I try to, and I actually have been for the most part, but just last night we somehow got into a huge fight about this. My friend now thinks I'm a disrespectful bastard.
I guess it started because I made - what I thought to be - a very small and momentary joke about the vaguely relevant topic while talking over Discord, with both this one friend and two others. This friend threw a tantrum and left mid sentence though.
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I'm going to college soon and I want to get to the point where I can start trapping while I'm there.
I don't really want to transition because I have a legitimate career opportunity and connections that would probably dissapear if I did.
I'm a bit overweight now but I've gotten to the point that I'm jealous of seeing girls and the way they can dress and look.
Is it possible to get to a point where I can still obviously look like a guy without dolling myself up but still able to [spoiler]somewhat[/spoiler] pass?
I'm very willing to change my diet and lifestyle.
As an aside, regarding the picture; is it just me, or are those commercials the absolute worst?
Does anyone else here enjoy crossdressing in public without actually passing, because it's humiliating? I'm a male with AGP and I enjoy visiting a neighborhood where no one knows me, dressing up in girly short shorts and makeup and sitting around; with short hair I look like a really young boy. I'm transitioning as well though, so I have to wear a short wig to hide my actual longish hair.
What are your thoughts on this type of fetish? Are AGP types just more prone to having this? I wouldn't really even call myself a sissy, in fact I'm pretty much the opposite personality-wise.
>TFW crossdress in private
>Completely straight though
>want to wax body hair and have long hair but don't want to be an actual girl though
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Stay out of /r9k/. It is sick that you would take advantage of them and try to fool them into your filthy fetish
This is your only warning.
The only thing that is weak here is your sanity and faith in god
Stay out of our board you walking sodomite.
So a group of old gay men were in a hot tub when all of a sudden some semen rose to the surface of the water, then one old man said "what one of you fags farted?"
No no, there is a much better version, though its best spoken.
A bunch of gays were in a sauna.
*pssh* said one
*sigh* said the other
And the third one went *fart*
The first gay suddenly exclaimed:
>Get him boys, he's a virgin!
I think I might be trans and I've been supressing it for more than a year now. I'm currently 19. It went pretty well for me, but it's always there in the back of my head. Sometimes when I see or talk to a girl, especially if she's pretty I get intensely jealous. When I see myself in the mirror I hate my body and want to change it etc. I don't think it's possible to get rid of those feelings.
Now to the point. Should I consider transitioning? I feel like it would only make me happier if I actually passed 100% as a girl, and I'm not sure I can. My only real problem is my shoulders. They look wide as fuck. My face looks really young for my age and I have weirdly wide hips that make pants look weird on me. I also have a bigger butt than most females lel. But yeah, my shoulders are a huge problem. I'm short too, so they really stand out.
I feel like if I transitioned and didn't pass 100%, my insecurity would drive me to suicide. But I really, really wanna be a girl.
I'm sorry if this post is just a rant and if I should have posted in some general, it's my first time on this board.
>My only real problem is my shoulders
you have to get over them
everyone who went through male puberty will have them wide and you have to deal with it
you just have to learn to dress your body type (look into inverted triangle dressing tips) and things are gonna be alright