How does gay penis in butt stuff work?
What are the common pitfalls?
Like, how do you not hit poop, and etc.?
You clean your butt out and don't eat pizza.
>>6809095
>don't eat pizza
What does pizza do?
>>6810448
turns into poo
Can we all agree that bisexuals are the most revolting and rightfully hated people in the LGBT community?
They are awfully fond of pretending they are straight. In fact, I met a grand total of 1, yes 1!!!! openly bisexual guy in my entire life - and I'm almost 30. Then they go and cry about bisexual erasure, well fuck you.
Here's some statistics if anybody's curious
http://www.advocate.com/bisexuality/2015/08/18/study-half-british-young-adults-not-100-percent-heterosexual
http://www.advocate.com/bisexuality/2015/08/20/study-1-3-american-young-adults-identify-bisexual-spectrum
So many bisexuals, yet literally not one of them will admit it, because they enjoy the privilege of passing for straight.
Disgusting.
>>6808999
The trips confirm
Cry harder, OP.
>I am my sexuality
As always, OP is a huge fag
Post whatever made you happy this week. Even if its something small that made the week more bearable than normal.
>tfw when Ethan calls you cute
>tfw people pity gender you male
>tfw straight man cuddles you
>tfw your mom buys you shirts with the buttons the other side
>tfw everyone knows hitler is on HRT but we indulge him so gaygen doesn't make fun of him.
>tfw bicalutamide comes in the mail
>>6808813
Oh motherfucker don't be namedropping me like that
Hitler is in tranny discords
...
>>6808995
Kek is (((s)))he really
I always pegged the bastard for a repressed tranny because of how much he hates them
How do I be the best top possible? My boyfriend and I just started having sex a couple of weeks ago and it hasn't been good. We both have no experience. No matter how slow we take it, it always ends up being unpleasant. What tips can you give me for being a good top and making him feel good?
Put your dick in the hole
>>6808689
use lots of lube. (ky gel works great, astroglide also)
>use toys to losen him up a bit, it might take a couple sessions with toys before he is ready to take ur big cock, think beads and slim vibrators
Maybe rim him, it will probably help him relax and loosen up
Take your time. if at first you dont succeed wait a few minutes and ask him to try again
ask him to ride it until he gets it in. its easier for him to take it when he is on top
>other less good options are poppers or muscle relaxers
you need him to be relaxed if he is going to take it. so maybe a shot before hand and tell him you wont hurt him (it helps)
>>6808689
i know ur a top but... why not have him top you for once? i mean if u want to know what works and doesnt for ur bottom a little exp in that area might help
Can you guys answer a question for me?
Do MTF hormones just make you high as fuck so you feel disinhibited/drunk all the time?
>>6808660
Nope. The screaming dies down, that's about it.
>>6808660
Huh, interesting way of thinking about it. I guess it kinda is like a light buzz, takes the edge off of life, makes you calmer, more expressive, less high energy, less pent-up/autistic. So yeah, I guess it kinda does, but not all that much.
Grace edition
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▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
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Previous thread >>6807515
Quid raped chara
>>6808577
H-hello everyone welcome to my edition there are doughnuts on the kitchen table and chocolate milk in the fridge please try not to get too wild thanks
ok im really going to sleep now
say nice things about my voice so when i wake up i can feel good about myself
https://clyp.it/1xjpzemj
I just want a gay loyal boyfriend to settle down with. Have the 1950's american dream life.
We would play video games together, Go fishing, Go camping, Cuddle,
It would be wonderful.
lmao they didnt have video games in the 50s dipshit
>>6808534 Same here bro. I'm going on 19 and I've still yet to have a first boyfriend, let alone any real human contact of an intimate variety, female or otherwise. I don't know where to go or what to do. Nobody contacts me on the sites I go to, so I wonder if it's me. Am I ugly? Does monogamy turn guys off? Am I unappealing in some other aspect? Sometimes I just want to find someone online and just say "fuck it" and give myself up sexually just to do it, but I know I'd feel shitty and unfulfilled if I actually did that. I don't know what to do.
You guys are silly.
>You guys
>guys
>GUYS
The FUCK did you just say to us, you little shitlord?
>>6808448
Saved, thanks anon
I recently bought this buttplug off of amazon for like $25 and HOLY SHIT it hurts. I can get it in if i force it with lots of lube but it hurts coming out and sprays my innards all over the shower.
I want to buy a plug that I can wear all day at work to remind me of my boyfriend, but that won't cause weird smells or make it so that I can't sit down.
Does this thing exist?
buy a smaller one with a pointed tip
>>6808152
Any one in specific? Do they smell if you wear them all day like to work? Can people tell?
>>6808164
If you get a glass or stainless steel plug it won't smell unless you maybe use smelly lube.
Don't get silicone though if you plan to wear a plug for extended time periods. Once the lube dries up silicone will cause a lot of friction. Glass and steel are smooth enough to be comfortable without lubrication, but obviously use lube to insert. You can wash the excess off afterward or just take a shower and let it wash off on its own.
Who has a bigger overall negative effect on the trans movement -- Hons, or TERFs?
> Hons, or TERFs?
No one knows ore cares about terfs in real life. Most people have seen jerry springer
>>6808100
Hons by a long shot.
No one would bat an eye if trans wasn't so visible.
Trick question, TERFs exist because of hons.
Okay, so I'm ready to get the fuck off 4chan and go look for a boyfriend in real life. Fucking WHERE?? I literally don't have a clue where to begin except maybe a bizarre church situation in which case I could meet a fucked up, self-hating, weirdo kike faggot who will just end up being a whore as much as any I met at a bar. Online is a joke and any place I could meet a guy are also all jokes. So where the fuck am I supposed to meet anyone?
I don't know, maybe go out and meet people? Sign up for a dating website? Grindr? Gay dudes have it pretty easy, you know.
>>6807968
Try dating apps. Most people who complain that apps like grindr, scruff, jack'd, and sites like okcupid are only full of guys who want sex are full of bs.
I met my boyfriend on grindr.
two of my friends met their's on okc
and I have another friend who met his ex on scruff
You can't just give up and cry is someone is not interested in you or romance. You have to actively work for it.
It wasn't hard to get dates on grindr for me, for one, I didn't call them dates. I asked if they wanted to meet up at x-place. That's how I did it with my bf. We hung out and had fun around one another.
>>6807968
1. Download grindr
2. find a guy that makes your pee pee feel funny when you think about him
3. meet up and DO NOT HAVE SEX but make him like you
4. get really attached but don't let him know. see him a second time and do what he asks of you
5. let him know how much you love him and he will say yes in order to keep you around
So /lgbt/ I need your help.
So I have always saw myself as bisexual, wank to gay porn, find good looking men sexually attractive and so on. But tonight I sucked my first dick. It was a guy I met on craiglist. I started crying half way through but let me tell you what happened.
He picked me up in his work van, gave me some speed and poppers. That loosened me up, I'm already on xanax so I think that might have been why I choose to suck a dick tonight. Don't laugh please. I do not know if I regret it.
We went to a discreet location and I rubbed his cock on the drive there (I'm getting horny thinking about this which is why I am having doubts). So we get to the location and he gets me to suck his cock after taking more speed. The guy was 32, attractive for his age 6/10 but way under my league in no means to boast. He kept calling me a twink and using terminology I found unsettling. He turned out to be a nice guy he said he wanted to fuck me so hard because I was such a good cocksucker. It was great sucking his cock, I literally deepthroated it so many times and he said he was close to cumming three times but didn't because he didn't want to cum in my mouth. I loved sucking cock don't get me wrong but I found it more appealling when he sucked mine; even though he didn't suck it that much. So I started throtting with him and that was very pleasurable. I started sobbing halfway through sucking his cock and sucked it for an hour and sort of kept wishing it would end - eventually I told him I want to go him and he had no problem with that but told me he'll email me again sometime because he loved the time together. But honestly I am not doing that shit again.
All in all. I am having doubts about my sexuality. Why was I crying? Is it because my first time was with a stranger? I am in the closet so can't really find someone nice... Help me please. I am having regret and thinking I am not gay if I didn't enjoy it that much. But I think if I tried top I'd like that more? He wanted to go back get lube and a condom and fuck my arse but I said no, don't find that appeal but I didnt wanted to fuck his but he wasn't attractive enough to ask
actually I don't even know if I liked sucking his dick
bls resbond
How to find cute 3d boy like pic related?
try local playgrounds
>>6807975
The fuck?
>>6808358
I think he means op's pic looks like a little kid and I agree
Staying in the closet edition
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▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Cis women of all sizes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old >>6806180
>>6807515
Are you fucking kidding me lol
>>6807484
damn, this post. too real ;_;
>>6807465
i mean i dont mean any offense to you or anything
but the amount of posts you get claiming things that are blatantly false has been pretty astounding to me honestly...
i don't think you're repulsive, you're relatively early in transition and have plenty of time for both mones to work and to do more work on urself.
>>6807466
oh, really? its about time!!!
>>6807498
no, it's a combination. i did used to look p boyish and things that i can't help due to genetics have not and will never go away
Can someone tell me about the Chara rape?
What do you have to be in order to be "tru-trans"?
>>6807299
>transition early
>be feminine
>preferably bi or straight
>no weird fetishes for cross dressing
That's it really.
>hate your body
>hate being trans
>hate yourself
The diagnistic criteria
Anyone who tells you being trans is a good thing or has any amount of self esteem while pre-HRT is a transtrender
>>6807333
transbians fit all that criteria tho and transbians can NOT be trutrans