cats are for jew fags edition
old >>6819757
Which of the following applies to (YOU)?
>repressed homo
>reformed furries/otherkin
>poser
>depressed teen
>dadless
>Nu-Nazi
>whiner
>meta-whiner
>autist
>ex-girlfriend
>DeathGrip Fans
>total mess
>computer "wiz"
>underachieving 23 year old
>Art/Computer Science students
>android green-bubble text messagers
>too cool to go to sophomore prom kids
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>poor posture skyrim mod downloaders
>fantasizes about creating some artistic masterpiece and getting money and pussy as a result, at which point their lives will finally take off
>ironic steam profile comment copy-pasters
>actual racist and xenophobes
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>newegg.com custom PC builders
>rump slumping bumble boys
>confused high schoolers that find nietzsche while trying to get out of an existential crisis
>JV track 3rd place finishers
>kids that got really mad whenever the class laughed at a bad joke
>embarrassing teenage memories shower-reminiscers
>not on Facebook kids
>depressed loners who lucid dream about meeting idols and moving out of their white trash town
>guys who have unashamedly used a girl as a starter-girlfriend without actually liking her very much at all
>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked
>self-medicaters
>rubber binky baby bumpers
>3.1 GPA kids
>holds on to the high school mentality well into their twenties
>Akira fans
>normal, average guys who liked trump before it was cool and are self-conscious about buying clothes from the GAP
>Berserk fans
>autistic savants with schizophrenia that sit around on their ass all day writing articles for neoreactionary blogs
>fart fetishists
>chronic idlers
>male equivalent of tumblr feminists
>eliot roger sympathizers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation
>wish their idol was their dad
>150 terabyte, self-evolving neural network double backflip off the high platform
Bring me men of virtue.
Bring me men that are righteous.
Bring me men that are moral.
Bring me men that have integrity.
Bring me men that have dignity.
Bring me men of honor.
Bring me men that are decent.
Bring me men that are respectable.
Bring me men that are noble.
Bring me men that are pure.
Bring me men that are ethic.
Bring me men that are worthy.
Bring me REAL MEN.
Is that too much to ask for?
Compared to straight men, gay men tend to lack in every way. :/
>>6822960
I think being a bit of a social pariah makes a lot of gay dudes reject societal ideals of conduct.
>try to have sex with cis guy
>cant get hard
>he just keeps poking around...
>try to explain "no, its not you, my dick literally doesnt work at all. no matter how sexy you are i cant get hard"
>.....he tries to give me a blowjob anyways.
>feels like a doctor examining your throat for cancer
>just want to get my butt fucked
>he just wants to do taboo penis activities
well guess its time for srs huh?
sick logic doe
>>6822949
tried with girls?
Sounds like a chaser
Femboy here. I am thinking about getting an orchi b/c I want to stop taking AAs to save my genetically inferior liver. Not to mention my ugly enormous saggy grandad balls don't really go well with my soft succulent skin, wide hips and a thigh gap making them look like totally out of place. Also my right gonad is bigger than the left one which is gross and obscene like it's something out of a bad David Cronenberg's movie. Man's testicles truly are the proof that God doesn't exist but I digress.
Now to the Q&A for anyone who's had an orchi (don't read this section if you are a prudish tranny who hates their benis).
1. Which type of orchi you had and why?
2. How fast does the healing take? Does the scar ever go away? For how long is the spot painful?
3. Does the post-op spot ever seem to you like it looks "natural"? Do you ever get weirded out by seeing it?
4. How do you defuse an embarrassing situation where your partner inquiries about your balls (or lack thereof)? Does it ever get less awkward or are there people out there who are totally cool with it?
5. Do you experience some extra changes to your body post-op you totally didn't get on HRT?
6. What's up with "le HRT dose should be decreased after SRS/orchi" hon meme? Have you decreased your estrogen dose? Should you decrease it?
Post pics for science
>4. How do you defuse an embarrassing situation where your partner inquiries about your balls (or lack thereof)? Does it ever get less awkward or are there people out there who are totally cool with it?
Tranny excuse here, but just say you had a tumour removed ;^)
>6. What's up with "le HRT dose should be decreased after SRS/orchi" hon meme? Have you decreased your estrogen dose? Should you decrease it?
Decreasing is a meme for trannies, but if you're trying to keep felony aesthetics idk. No longer taking an AA will actually increase T slightly, as the thyroid T stops being suppressed.
>>6822886
You might as well just go all the way and get srs
Do FTMs suffer from fragile masculinity?
Yep. I've met a couple who go full douchebro.
Some do. But what's your beef with ftms anyway
>>6822796
Preeeetty sure that was more of a question than a gripe.
>be me
>in high school and i'm openly bisexual
>always in boymode
>go to school and one of my "friends" (people i talk to so that i'm not fucking lonely) ask if i'm trans
>ohshit.jpg
>never have came out to anyone that i'm trans
>say "what? no. what made you think that?
mfw
>>6822729
>afraid to come out as trans in high school in $CURRENTYEAR
Just do it. Hell, you can even write your college essay about how oppressed you are; admissions committees eat that shit up.
>>6822801
what if anon goes in school in cousinfuckia, alabama?
i am sure it would be unwise to recommend her to come out then
>>6822810
unfortunately, i kinda am. lots of homophobes. so if i come out, my "friends" will start harassing me even more. they already make fun of me sometimes.
Ask a transsexual anything.
>>6822476
When are you going to kill yourself ,and how are you going to do it?
>>6822476
why aren't you putting any effort towards passing?
>>6822484
I dont plan on ending the only life youre given on our beatiful planet
straight cis gender male here, is it that gay men just liek straight men or am i for what ever reason physically attractive to fag?
i thought fags werent attracted to people of my sin complexion...
>>6822442
They're just super desperate.
I'm straight and have had gay guys flirt with me before. It's best just to flirt back and talk to them for a long while to keep it from being awkward. If they ask you on a date, just day no but don't break it too harshly.
>>6822442
Are you hot?
Sup guys, young aspiring mtf here, I have some questions about Sex-reassignement, specifically penile inversion. I'm looking at either Suporn or Bowers or Brassard so anyone who has experience with those clinics please answer, however all other people can answer too.
1. Is permanent hair removal required or just shaving?
2. How often do you have to dilate? Lots of surgeons say it peters out but they are not clear on how much or when
3. What does the inside of the vagina feel like? is it like the inner cheek like a cis vagina or is it different? - Very important, I have never been given a clear answer on this
4. What orgasm muscles still work and what muscles don't?
5. Is it as sensitive as your penis was, assuming you used your benis?
>>6822383
You have to dilate and be on hormones the rest of your life. Some surgeries are a great success some are not so much. Lots use epilator or shaving/trimming but i dont think it's required t b h q f a m
>t. in the same boat as u senpai
>>6822383
Hi OP, I'm 17 days post-op with Dr. Chettawut so I'll see if I can help. Also if a MOD sees this can we please have another SRS General to help contain these questions.
>1. Is permanent hair removal required or just shaving?
For most western surgeons like Bowers or Brassard permanent hair removal is either necessary or highly recommended. For Chettawut (and I believe Suporn too) hair removal is not required.
>2. How often do you have to dilate? Lots of surgeons say it peters out but they are not clear on how much or when
My dilation schedule is; about 40 minutes, 3 times a day, for the next year. My nurse has told me that if work or school gets in the way I can just do it twice a day (in the morning and at night) for 1 hour each time.
In the next year dilation can become less regular but they recommend you keep up the schedule for at least two years. Sex can also replace dilation even your sexy times are shorter then a session. You will have to dilate or have regular penetrative sex for the rest of your life or you will lose depth. You will be able to do this less regularly as time goes on though.
3. What does the inside of the vagina feel like? is it like the inner cheek like a cis vagina or is it different? - Very important, I have never been given a clear answer on this
It does kinda feel like the inside of your mouth but more sensitive. It's also a little bit slippery like it's covered in saliva. I haven't been with a woman in while so it's hard to compare but from what I can recall it's very close to cis.
>4. What orgasm muscles still work and what muscles don't?
I'm confused by this question, I also can't have sex yet so no orgasms :(. Muscle wise I guess I can move my kegal muscles and my prostate. I've heard from other girls here that all your muscles contract during an orgasm though.
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>>6835966
>5. Is it as sensitive as your penis was, assuming you used your benis?
I rarely used my benis prior prior but when I did I would put a vibrator against the glands to simulate clitoral stimulation. The feeling from my clitoris is like a hundred times that just from the slightest breeze. As for the vaginal canal dilating feels kinda like really boring anal sex. The prostate is near the entrance which is great, feels just like before though which is fine. The labia themselves are quite sensitive too which nice, kinda feels like being tickled.
Also I recommend looking into Chettawut. I'm very pleased with my results and he's cheaper then Suporn.
Help me anons
>be gay, early 20s
>met a guy online, texted for a while, decided to meet and have some fun time
>he looks cuter than he appears in photos, has large eyes that I like
>we kissed (a lot), cuddled and fucked for hours. It was one of the best sex I have ever had.
>we chatted for a while afterwards
I really want to ask him out for an ordinary date. I don't want to mess up everything by saying the wrong things! Help me, anons, what should I say to properly ask him out?
>>6822377
Tell him you're a fucking faggot and that you need his cock in your life.
Degenerate scum.
>>6822377
did you top or bottom
>>6822377
Just ask him out again, worst case he says no so you offer him your boi hole again and he says yes.
Stay safe, stay smart.
What happened to him? :o
>>6822319
Time.
>>6822298
why did this become a meme?
Bifag here. How do I last LESS in bed? When I was dating girls it was a blessing because they don't mind being fucked for an hour straight, but now I'm in my first gay relationship and as the bottom it fucking sucks that my boyfriend fucks me for a good 20-30 minutes and cums but I'm still hard as a fucking rock. It makes sex frustrating because I almost never finish. Any advise you can give?
Why can't you just masturbate yourself?
Toys!
>>6822115
Why can he just masturbate too?why have sex at all when we can just jack off? Sex, I feel, should be about mutual enjoyment.
What are striaght cis women so desperate to attach themselves to the gay and trans movements/pose as 'queer' or transtrender?
>>6821139
Because they have no idea what actual oppression feels like, but feminism has given them a sweet taste of the victim narrative
>>6821139
They recognise that women aren't an oppressed minority so jump onto the only one they can. This goes for the "white-passing" pocs as well.
>>6822206
So it's the same reason gay fembros end up taking hormones.
Does anyone else feel like their nipples are wet? like it feels wet on the very tip but when you touch them they're dry? (Mtf transgender) also what weird things have yall
noticed while on hormones?
(pic unrelated)
you're lactating. happens to me sometimes too.
>>6821128
OMGGGG!!!! im a woman HENNY
>>6821147
faggot.
>Join lgbt group
>Tell them I'm not proud to be gay
>Get angry at me, some refer me to their FUCKING TUMBLR PAGE
Why do people in the lgbt community hate their own for not being happy about their sexuality?
Because we have grown up with all straight people telling us we're evil.
Don't really need a homosexual to tell me that too.
Because self-hating faggots are really annoying. Talk about it in a support group or therapy, not general LGBT events.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego-dystonic_sexual_orientation
ITT: clockable "cis" people
>it's another "/lgbt/ couldn't clock Big Ben" episode
Johanna Söderberg. She's also 6'1".
"Just give up now, hon. You'll never look like a petite anime girl so therefor you'll never pass" ~4chan lgbt
Does she pass or can you clock her?