Have a million dollars in your bank account or get to live your wet dream of being in a zombie apocalypse
>wanting to live in a shithole with no internet or means of properly maintaining your guns
Don't act like you wouldn't be the first to die in an end-of-the-world situation.
/k/ has shit all over the zombie apocalypse and all the zombie fan faggots since Zombie Survival guide book became extremely popular around 10 years ago.
Give me the money.
Get million dollars, start your PMC, go to Africa, live out zombie apocalypse.
I broke your system, OP. Zombies have always been an analogy.
>Zombies have always been an analogy
This nigger gets it.
Fucking /pol/ immigrants flood in, take our memes, and then shit all over the culture.
They can't integrate, because they don't understand us, and they don't care.
They stay inside their cancer threads and their political shitposts, and don't even bother to post guns, and then they act like they own the place.
It's time to build a firewall.
I just want a sexy foxgirl GF that loves guns and America as much as I do.
>Having "single-board loyalty" in an online imageboard
What a serious case of autism
>wanting to face starvation
>wanting to have to kill other people to survive
>wanting to live in fear of somebody murdering you in your sleep
>wanting to lose all of your loved ones
All of this so you can "feel cool". Don't talk shit.
>hurr ever posting in other boards is bad!
Then 4Chan wouldn't exist you dumbfuck.
No, we allow leftist scum to post without being banned, and their stupidity provides many lulz.
Only man children with no concept of reality find the idea of a bunch of flesh hungry and highly virulent animated corpses to be a wet dream. They're the exact same kind of people who will be brutally mauled to death in the first few days of any kind of zombie apocalypse.
Ill take the million dollars.
I have like 200 rounds of ammo total in between all of my guns and I live in a suburb in a city
I don't have a bug out bag or SHTF relocation area
I don't have a cabin in the woods I can fuck off to
I don't have friends who can hold a fort with me
I don't have a truck to put stuff in
I have no supplies to maintain self sustenence
I don't have any way to make more bullets or gunpowder or reload my own ammo
I'd probably get eaten or killed pretty quick
I'll take the million dollars
Million dollars. Finish my education, buy a small filbert farm out near Amity, get a nice truck, get some guns on top of that, and I'd still have hundreds of thousands left over. Fucking hell, why would I want to be in an apocalypse?