>wear shitty foreign military surplus to the store >"Thank

>uhh-i-i-I didn't serve

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Never happened.

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Congratulations on discovering most people are retarded.

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ive had someone think i was british because i was wearing a a british army shirt

>>35185469
>"Thank you for your service!"
Thanks, you too brutha!

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tfw wear tigerstripe shirt to school with properly rolled sleeves as something of a ceremony. Old vet about my dad's age asks where I got it.

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When I was like 14 I was going to an airshit event with my dad and we both had full woodlands on when going to the car from our hotel and some old lady thanked us for our service.

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somebody thought i was bundeswehr because i was wearing fleck

Hero worship is a sin.

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Bought ILBE assualt pack for $10 bucks. Used it as a work bag since it's indestructible. Retarded 1099s all ask "YOU PRIOR SERVICE BRO??" Tell them to fuck off, it's just a backpack that's not even current issue. Army fag tells me the MOLLE 2 pack is better, yeah, sure thing bud.

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Whenever someone says that tell them you're actually a stripper just picking up some whipped cream on your way to the bachelorette party. Then report back cause I wanna know what happens.

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Wear WEST German surplus. Get called Nazi.