/meg/ - Military Enlistment General

How likely is it that we'll go to war with North Korea?

>>35168344
will most likely enlist before October 1st, will report back then. Looking to get a 35M with Option 4

Recruiter told me I have to take the TAPAS next week, I'm the introverted type of person who's mind has been a bit desensitized after 10 years on the internet, I'm going to have to lie pretty hard to pass this test from what I've seen.

>>35168422
Is this a meme post? TAPAS doesn't matter unless you bombed your asvab.

>>35168422
just dont pick the answers that say " I sometimes get so mad I want to punch someone " or similar

>>35168471
>talking to a recruiter (informally) about all the tests and shit
>gives me a sample question to show how easy it is to pass
>"You see a car coming down the street and heading for a box of puppies. What do you do?"
>ask him if I can see tags or collars on the puppies

Maybe the memes were right. Maybe I AM autistic.

>>35168471
I was told that the choices for each question would be equally bad, and I'd have to determine which was the less bad, everything I've read about the test makes it look retarded.

>>35168523
well its for retards, see>>35168500

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What job in the military let's me kill niggers?

>>35168536
French Foreign Legion

>>35168536
go to the ffl for that

>>35168523
>>35168500

the test is stupid

theres a list of phrases like

"I like being a leader"

"im a hard worker"

"I try not to be a leader unless I have to be "


and so on, and each question makes you choose between two phrases. to choose which is most like you even if both are not like you at all.

all you have to do is not pick the phrases that are obviously wrong

IE "Ive gotten so angry Ive hit someone before" or " I get angry at people because they deserve it "

In which SOF would you be most likely to actually shoot and kill enemies?

>>35168610
Meal Team 6

31A PCSing to Wiesbaden, anyone got any experiences/advice about Germany?

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>when you shit on every branch that isn't you but you rely upon the Navy for medical personnel, terminology, your heritage, and transportation and the Army for logistics and equipment

>>35168620
Plz no memes m8

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Who else is under the clock?

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>>35168389


>north korea nukes san francisco tomorrow
>ground zero : castro district
>get to spend autumn wasting gangnamnigs
>get home in time for christmas for pecan pie with grampa

cmon

Can you have pets in the air force?

>failed medical
>week later get a letter saying I failed
>email recruiter
>3 days later no response

Has his dropped me or something

Why is nobody contacting me anymore

>>35168931
Why would he? You're not eligible to join. He's focusing on guys who can.

This is gunna sound kinda stupid, but I want to join the army, but the thought of having to kill someone makes me sick to my stomach. I have no issue with shooting guns, getting shot at and all, but the thought of me taking a life would really bother me.

Is there something I can do in the army that would brighten someone's day, and possibly take the edge off their stress? I'm thinking about being a cook or something. I know I sound like a bitch, but the idea of knowing I cheered someone up is far more appealing to me than anything else. Especially our service members.

>>35168956
Wtf do I do

>>35168931
What do u want from him?

>>35168966
Advice on what to do?

Do they really drop you?

I'm 6 months into this fucking application!?!

>>35168964
Walk into the recruiting office in person, see if he'll help you get a waiver. What did you fail for? What branch?

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>>35168960
someone needs to service the servicemen

>>35168931
At least you got into MEPS

Fucking recruiter said he'd get a date for me in August and I haven't heard from him since. The recruiting office keeps saying that he's not in whenever I call, but we all know full and fucking well that they're just covering for him

>>35168978
RAF. It doesn't quite work the same way as American recruiting process

I'm going to pray the guy doing my paperwork doesn't notice some shit. If he does i'm gonna reee.

>>35168960
Join the navy.

>>35168712
RUN!
RUUUUUUN YOU FOOL!

>>35168626
TRAVEL!
Make the most of your time there. Get out and see Europe, you don't know if you'll go back. Enjoy the beerfests!

>>35168712
have fun in Jackson its a magic hellhole

>>35168817
>>north korea nukes san francisco tomorrow
i cant express how happy id be if this happened. There or LA is fine with me.
>>35169023
Notice what?
>>35168960
Is this bait or no? If not something involving religion maybe.

>>35168960
The if that's what you want to do then by all means do it. All the jobs are important and you'd be hard pressed to find someone that would be upset at well cooked hot mess.

>>35169109
Benning

>>35168986
I'll pass on that.... thanks for the suggestion though....

>>35169154
It's not bait. I'm serious. I like helping people. I'm the kind of guy that would get punched and say "sorry for hurting your hand." Violence was never my thing.

>>35169207
>I'm the kind of guy that would get punched and say "sorry for hurting your hand." Violence was never my thing.
Dude theres a huge difference between not attacking someone and being a huge pussy. Either way again look into religious assistant or whatever its called. maybe medic of some kind?

>>35168960
At this point why wouldn't you just join the Air Force

>>35168610
All of them will eventually put you in a situation where you have to kill someone, although the Green Berets seem to take a little longer to do that.

What are my odds of getting a waiver for missing most/all of my large intestine? I don't need a bag attached to me or any meds. I function basically the same as I did before I had the issue that caused me to get my guts ripped out.

>>35169384
I wouldn't know for sure, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but it doesn't seem like many people in the airforce "don't have it bad." Like I mean, combat is horrible and takes its toll on people phically and mentally. I want to be able to help them in someway.

>>35169425
w-what?

>>35169425
It's not going to happen, but fuck it I'd love to see the look on your recruiter's face.

>>35169406
>although the Green Berets seem to take a little longer to do that
can you explain this, curious

>>35168977
His advice is very clear. You can't cut it and he doesn't want to talk to rejects like you anymore.

>>35168712
Get the hell out quick

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High school grad with some college here.

What can I do in the Navy that has me utilizing tech to support troops in any side?

>>35169611
Should probably mention that i'm very accurate with numbers and can talk to anybody with ease.

>>35169432
Anon, you have a good heart, and your intendtions are good but I don't think the military is for you. I'm not tell you not to join but you'd find your calling in the civilian world a lot easier and in all likelihood.

>>35169675
Civilian life isn't really noteworthy. You get extorted, nobody gives a shit about you, et cetera.

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NORTH KOREA FIRED ANOTHER MISSILE OVER JAPAN

>>35169715
Why aren't we intercepting these? Are we retarded? If we intercepted one we could straight up invade on the assumption they declared war.

>>35169719
No one wants a war with a nuclear powered pitbull backed into a corner

>>35169719
Lets just have a navy ship diddle around Japan till it gets hit, we don't even need people in it. We'll get George Bush to help out I think he's pretty good at this kinda thing. Even if we just self destruct a small cutter with nobody in it right after a missile misses Japan. Then boom we get to go in an murder some North Korea babies like pros.

>>35168817
Which is the best branch if you want to fuck asian qts?

>>35169920
I think Army has the most stations in South Korea

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>Schedule date for medical MEPS and swearing in for next week
>Scheduled for work the second day (bagger at Fry's, a Kroger grocery store)
>Recruiter says to give bosses document with DoD seal telling them to free me up on Wednesday and Thursday next week, mentions something about Title 10
>Tell manager, show him paper, mention Title 10 USC (Don't know the specific section)
>"Go fuck yourself, anon, you know you're scheduled 2 weeks in advance. Find someone to take your shift"
>Pretty much everyone in front end at my Fry's is lazy as fuck, that's pretty unlikely
>Short of bribing people to take my shift, which might get me fired, I have to contend with getting written up if I miss a day
>Both could make my SF86 obsolete and fuck me out of my intel job

Alright /meg/, do I gamble with Title 10 as my get out of jail free card? What part of Title 10 gives me immunity from this bullshit?

>>35169946
Korean are good but what about for jap girls? As far as asian countries is jap and korea the only ones with US stations? Maybe Philippines?

>>35169971
My buddy was a marine stationed in Hawaii and got deployed to the Philippines

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>>35169920
soon

>>35168401
Just looked with my recruiter today, there were no Op4s for 35M. Reserved leg version and gonna work to get Jump School once I'm in.

>>35169966
Go to your union rep with it. They can't get you in trouble for it and can face lots of fines and legal action if they do.

>>35169996
>>35169966
If you don't have a union contact your chain's HR department. Might piss off your boss but store directors have to cave to corporate

>>35170012
He should have a union rep I store if he works for kroger but yea. If you wanna be sure, do both and call up here in cinci, they'll bust his ass

>>35169989
Living the life

>>35169494
18 series has an extremely long training pipeline before you're on a team.

>>35169920
navy 100%

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What's the ideal branch for guys who are attractive, physically fit, and also intelligent?

>>35171025
Marines

>>35171025
jody force

>>35170843
oh obviously, i thought you meant something else. Like joining CiF teams later in their career.

What MOS's in the marines send you to the shitty bases like 29 Palms? I'm guessing anything to do with infantry?

How can I increase my chances of going somewhere cool like Okinawa or Hawaii?

>>35171191
how 2 join

>>35171025
>>35171191
Do this anon.

If you're intelligent, the military will frustrate you. You obviously value your time with the ladies, so just cut out the BS of actually being in the military and move next to a military base.
Fuck all the GFs and wives while the dudes are deployed. The best part is, since you're not in the military, you can't get in trouble for it.

If you actually join the military, you will face any combination of:
>shit location
>shit work
>shit women selection

If you're gay, then join the Navy. A sexy strong man like yourself would do well at sea :)

Op is an armyfaggot.

>>35171478
What if I'm an Officer? Does that change things?

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>>35168610

Air Force Special Tactics. Seriously.

>>35171524

Nigga we all somekindafaggot here. How do you think anybody knows how command levels and units operate? It's basically an audition man.

>>35171598
Kind of.
If you really are fit and intelligent, you can have a successful career... depending on how hard you're willing to play the "game".

Even officers don't escape the bullshit, though, so you have to have a certain tolerance for inane crap. You'll still have to deploy, go train, etc, which can be difficult if you're not single. You know, standard military life BS.

>>35169971
Go navy man, ports all over Asia. South Korea, lower china, Vietnam, Japan huge ports/base

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Are Spec Ops guys more or less likely to die? Does their advanced training counteract their likelihood of kicking the bucket?

>>35171598
If your going officer try coast guard or navy, if you go to Air Force they already have plenty of - fit enough, semi attractive, overschooled, cucky shits who are too good at the game and u will just be getting fucked over and fucking people over for no reason for the rest of your life trying to climb the ladder of entitled whiny blue falcon cunts.

Army and marines are probably beneath you, navy is a good middle ground and coast guard is in between navy/Air Force cuz too many people decide to stay in the coast guard forever.

>>35171648
Kills with your rifle or by calling air support?

>>35172006

Both. You tag along with other SOF as well as running purely Special Tactics missions, so you have to firefight for real and do your job in fire fights when attached to anything from Rangers to CAG.

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People always gawk over the Marine uniforms, but really, I think the Navy Officer's digs blow their dress blues out of the water.

>>35172164

AVOID BARBEQUE SAUCE AT ANY COST

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>>35172164

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>>35172174
>mfw the Navy recognizes that Sailors are able to have a dress uniform that's all white because they're smart enough to not spill food all over it

>>35172195
S-some day

Are Marines actually a redundant branch or is that just a meme?

>>35172293
someone gotta eat all those crayons

>>35172293
Not really redundant so much, think about it like each branch is it's own college sport, and marines is like the art/crafts club. We keep them around to take the people nobody wants, eat crayons, and look adorable.

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>>35169457
Large intestines are for nerds senpai.

>>35169472
You'd think they'd be all over that, less of me to keep track of.

>>35172962
the anatomy here is hilarious

>>35170853
Technically 50% - he needs to be stationed on the west coast to get pacific deployments.

>>35169995
Your best chance of going Airborne now is going to be in AIT. Make sure you crush PT. The higher the score, the more likely you'll be to get it.

What should I expect from Army OCS as far as the difficulty level goes?

>>35171243
Oki doesn't have any permanent infantry outside of the recon battalion. Hawaii has an entire infantry regiment, but also a lot of air.

Infantry in general go to a lot of places. But there really aren't just grunt dedicated bases, 29 palms has a whole infantry regiment, but they also have a bunch of POG units to support the grunts there. Plus you have to remember that there is always going to be a company of POGs in every infantry battalion. On top of that, some of the shittiest, smallest bases to be stationed at, like Barstow or Bridgeport, are staffed entirely by POGs.

Ultimately there isn't any garuntee of any base. At MOS school you can state your duty station preference but monitors tend to not give a fuck. I requested overseas and got 29 palms, while a marine in my same class requested West coast and got overseas. The Marine corps does have a large percentage of it's forces permanently stationed overseas due to it's entirety of III MEF being spread out between Okinawa, Hawaii, and in the future Guam and Australia.

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I start my Air Force BMT on november, will i be delayed because of christmas? If so i dont plan on visiting family during december, I'll be in Lackland Texas, what do?

Also what are some tips to blend in? I plan on keeping my head down and not draw any attention

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So if I reserve a job with my recruiter and the same job pops up with option 4 at MEPS, can I take it or am I locked in?

>>35174765
You're locked in. You would have to back out of your current contract and do a new one with op4. In reality, your recruiter will not help you do that.

>>35172164
This guy didn't even shine his shoes.

>>35174744
It generally takes 2 months from the moment you arrive at Lackland until you get on the bus to go to your tech school.

Assuming you arrive Nov 1, you won't be done until Jan 1, so you won't take part in "exodus", which is where tech school stops for 2 weeks and everyone goes home. So training will continue like normal for you, but you might get the chance to make an extra phone call on Christmas day.

General BMT tips:
>When details are being assigned, don't volunteer
>Don't become an element leader
>Don't do dumb shit that will get you recycled (they'll tell you what that stuff is)
>Don't go tell the TIs you're gonna kill yourself. The fastest way out is to graduate.
>Do volunteer for kitchen duty
>You will get called out at some point, but as long as you correct yourself and keep from making an ass of yourself, it won't matter
>Shoot well and get that cool marksman ribbon
>Despite what anyone tells you, NOTHING (within reason) you do in BMT matters. Nobody cares if you were dorm chief, nobody cares that you got 25 341s pulled, nobody cares. Just make it through without getting in actual trouble.

>>35174989
That's what the Marines are for.

>>35174908
Exactly what is stuff like Option 40 and Option 4. I've heard of these but are there any others?

>>35175812

>Option 4

You will go to Airborne school after job training.

>Option 40

You will go to Airborne school after job training, and then RASP.

There are other option codes, but for all practical purposes these are the only two anyone will care about. The others are for things literally everyone gets (like choice of job) or very niche cases (like OCS).

>>35175857
Are they hard to get or is it basically luck and timing.

Thanks btw

>>35175882

If you qualify for them, it's just luck and timing.

If you don't qualify for them, there's basically nothing you can do to get them.

>>35169700
Just go to the airforce and be a therapist or a clerk or something. You don't have the heart for Army or even Navy stuff. Go bake cookies and bring tea to the maintenance crews and make sure the paperwork gets filled correctly. You need distance from the kinds of psychos and bullshit you'd see from the typical private in any combat or engineering regiment.

>>35175340
>Do volunteer for kitchen duty
Why is this, and does it apply to every branch?

>>35175998
I don't know about anything besides AF, but you're working with middle aged mexican women all day instead of the TIs, and they let you eat whatever you want.

>>35169611
>>35169625
Since i got no response im assuming its a nonexistant chance huh? Shit...

>>35176259
CTN

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>>35173758
When I was in AIT you could get airborne and even ranger school. This was about twelve years ago mind you. When I got to my first duty station they had just deployed so naturally I flew in to join them. When we got back SF were like door to door salesman inviting people to come to presentations about them and joining. Anyone else in that time frame have the same experience?

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>>35176372
Terminal Lance ruined coins for me.

>>35176421
That's a funny comic. I don't put much stock in them either or bring them out of an old cigar box often. I value the ones I have because it is a complete set from company level to post.

>>35168344
My recruiter told me that I seem like the high-speed ranger kind of guy... does he say that to everyone to get a hazardous deployment bonus or do they only tell you that if they really think you would make a good ranger?

>>35177027
>does he say that to everyone to get a hazardous deployment bonus
Not how that works bud

Also who gives a flying fuck what he thinks, do you want to do it or not u fucking sheep. I think you would make a good priest why don't u do that with your life you inbred cuck.

>>35177049
Not to sound ignorany but I was told if I deploy to a dangerous location he would get a bonus by a veteran.

So, Fry's is listed as my current employer, but I'm giving my 2 weeks the day I swear in. Will this complicate things with my SF86 (already submitted to recruiter)? I don't remember a "date completed" line, so I'm a little worried that I might cause trouble.

If it's no problem, is there any reason quitting before swearing would be a bad idea? Income isn't an issue.

>>35177049
this
>>35177027
Why does it even matter? Get the job you want dude

>>35177061
That's bullshit

>>35177061
You still sound pretty ignorany even with that preface. But nah, you urself will get small bonuses on paychecks if u are working in hazardous conditions. If it's a severly undermanned MOS atm then he may get a bonus for filling you there, or he may have a quota to meet or some shit. But ultimately his advise is absolutely useless to u and u should just do whatever u want.

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THEY HAVN'T NOTICED YET.

Maybe I can actually get through these four years with them somehow not noticing and dqing me.

Anybody else a Marine that doesn't like the uniform? I unironically would rather wear ACUs with decorations.

>>35168960
15e?

>>35177341
noticing what?

Can anyone here tell me about 68S? What type of civilian jobs could I get?

If I've ever been prescribed a mood stabilizer (It was because my anti depressant mixed weirdly with my drinking and caused a manic episode, but it was only that time and I've not been diagnosed with bipolar disorder) will I be disqualified if I stay off for a year?

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>>35168536
You actually get to work with the niggers.

>>35177249
I was able to pass all the sere instructor tests when I was wanting to do airforce. Are ranger qualifications about the same level physically or are they different/easier?

>>35172164
Officer's surface warfare pin and an enlisted submarine warfare pin? what the fuck, man

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Get in shape and go spec ops or live a life of regret.

>>35178396
He most likely got the sub pin while enlisted then commissioned. If i had to guess.

>>35178435

I'm doing this desu.

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Reminder that JTAC is the path of explosions.

>>35178435
>>35178757
>>35178757
The running and swimming isnt bad but the bodyweight stuff is garbage.

>>35178911
I want to call in air strikes with megumin

>>35178991
Idk if this is bait but you're retarded if you think calisthenics isn't the best way to prepare for calisthenics.

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>>35179177
im positive it isnt all you should be doing to prepare. You need to lift weights. Im also positive there are better training plans than that one faggot. Calm your autism.

>>35177975
I would say they are basically the exact same, all the numbers change a little bit, think u need couple more push-ups, slightly slower run, couple more pull-ups, and a few less sit-ups; if I remember correctly. So shouldn't be a problem if you have maintained good shape since then.

>>35179177
Think he means count wise it's a bit light compared to the requirements even, and light on reps for a whole day.
>>35179252
Oh wait never mind yeah he's just stupid probably a marine.

>>35179471
>Oh wait never mind yeah he's just stupid probably a marine.
Listen to me, im willing to actually teach you. Explain to me why you said that im stupid please. The running plans i posted are from runners world and are real running programs developed by world class marathon runners. Its 100% better than that meme shit that was posted above. And the push up program uses linear periodization with max testing built in. Im saying please, please tell me why im wrong.

>>35179527
I'm* isn't* what a marine, lick my clit u fucking whale

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>>35180234
Is this a real post?

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Anyone else here feel a little ashamed when people ask you what branch you served with and you have not say [not Marines]? I feel like people are always a little disappointed when I say Army.

>>35180259
Nah lol, I just read your comment thinking the photo was random weeb shit. I mean both plans were fine in actuality tho.

>>35180296
Id be embarrassed if I did go marines, no joke. Going marines seems like your trying to hard and it's probably the least useful in transitioning to civilian life afterwords. I feel like most marines are trying to prove they are the best which is something I'd be embarrassed to admit I was a part of

>>35180511
>I just read your comment thinking the photo was random weeb shit
shouldve known
>I mean both plans were fine in actuality tho
suppose, but you definitely need to lfit weights to improve strength in ways bodyweight stuff simply cant

Any Marines here?

Do you regret your choice?

>>35180296
Every Marine I have ever met has had a screw loose.

>>35180944
Should ask if there are any who don't...
They get thrown on to navy ships.
Their MOS goes out the window because all they do is move stuff back and forth.
They don't work enough hours to even stay busy (compared to any other branch).
So they all become alcoholics and smoke 6 packs a day.
They do the things that the navy deems too remedial for their e1 sailors until they are e5.
Basically get the work experience of being a UPS warehouse worker.

>>35173926
Awesome answer. Thanks bro

>>35180944
>Love shooting guns
>Want to learn mechanic skills
>"I'll join the Marines cuz "evrt muhreens a riflmen!¡"
>POG life. Shoot the M2 and MK19 once a year. Shoot m4 only for annual qual
>Stationed in kommiefornia with no guns
>Life hurts

How's the officer life in the marines? Being enlisted sounds fucking miserable but surely officers are happier.

>>35180296
The Marine Corps really is fascinating. Its entire lineage is "WE'RE TOUGH!," and bills itself as this elite unit where only the best of the best need apply, and yet they have over 280,000 Marines under their belt at this very moment.

They're a branch where you willingly have to fuck yourself over to prove how tough you are. Joining the Marines is the equivalent of tanking your credit score on purpose because it makes buying a car and finding a place to live more difficult than it should be, all to prove how much of a "man" you are. It's a great branch for people who are tougher than average and also dumber than average. You're willingly imposing limits upon yourself -- job selection is out of your control, it's largely oriented towards combat jobs, and promotions are slow -- yet they're able to sucker so many people in because of their snazzy uniforms and the title of being called a Marine. The funniest part is that people know almost all of this going in... AND THEY STILL DO IT! It works for them every single fucking time.I would almost encourage the public to keep hugging the nuts of the Marine Corps as much as they do. They can act as a sort of competency test to determine where to allocate the retards who don't know any better.

>>35178911
How likely is it that you will have the chance to call for air support and watch stuff explode?

Why does /meg/ hate the Marine Corps so much? All the marines I know in real life are some pretty chill folks.

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>>35182505

>>35182505
I think it's mostly one guy because >muh uniforms is always mentioned in the posts

probably got cucked by a muhreen

>>35182599
ooga booga bix nood muh reen

>>35182599
>>35182612

I guess that's him.

>>35182505
>do nothing the Army can't do
>look down on other branches, yet borrow almost all of their traditions, customs, and equipment from the Navy and the Army
>only branch that breeds Motards
>is not concerned with retaining their enlisted personnel

They're Jacks of all Trades and masters of none.

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>>35168344
Had my dreams crushed yesterday. After making two appeals against a medical defer, one for a diagnosis of arseburgers at 16 and one for a one-off seizure when I was 13-14. I received a letter from an actual medical officer stating why he can't let me in for reasons x & y rather than the previous automated letter with one issue less on it. I decided to try another appeal. Went to gp's to get material. He tells me that he's seen people have a go before and i'm bashing my head against a brick wall. And refused to book me in for some tests to see if i'm sound nowdays. (Currenntly 21)

>iwn join the Coldstream Guards
>iwn Parade in full ceremonial uniform
>iwn take part in a raw manifestation of professionalism
>iwn do training
>iwn get bollocked at and run ragged in basic
>iwn take part in a passing out parade
>iwn experience the perks and other courses offered by the armed forces
>iwn experience combat
>iwn have a chance to earn medals
>iwn have a chance at a long and prestigious military career
>iwn get called a "hero" and eventually get tired of it
>iwn remeniss of past experiences with friends in the armed forces

Feels fucking horrendous.

>>35183265
>He tells me that he's seen people have a go before
wtf does this mean?
Either way find a new GP

>>35169611
You have to be more specific. Are you into computers? Radios? Signal shops are everywhere in the military. It is a necessity.

>>35183300
A go at appealing for these issues, sorry for the confusion.

Finding a new GP is a no can do.

>>35169700
Being taken advantage of can happen in the military as well. My first unit was filled with toxic leadership and criminals (this was during the Iraq surge era). I have a good work ethic so I kept getting put on all the work details just to make sure they got done.

I pinned myself with no ceremony each time I got promoted. No awards for going above and beyond. Not a single coin after three years. I asked to go to different army schools and was denied each time. I listened to what others told me about other units. It took a leap of faith to get me to reenlist. I hoped it would get better and it did, thankfully. Two years after going to another unit, I got promoted twice and went to four different Army schools.

>>35183383
oh, well seriously sorry to hear that man

>>35169966
Dude, I use to work in an S2 and submit SF86s. Getting fired is not a determining factor for getting denied. It depends on what happened. You should still try to be on good terms with your employer, but don't sweat it that much. Back in 2008 I knew a guy who got a DUI and still got a TS. Mind you times have changed. The main thing is being truthful. They need to know they can trust you.

>>35176372
Joined in 2008, but yeah. People were going straight from AIT to jump school. I was not interested at the time.

>>35183383
Do you straight up have assburgs? I mean I think you knew the odds of you getting in were slim to none no?

>>35168712
I was there last week youre in for a hell of a ride man. Dont quit and theyre going to randomly make you run a mile in under nine minutes so stay hydrated. Also you wont sleep this is arguably the hardest part

Coasties - favorite districts/bases?

>>35183717
Puerto Rico, Hawaii, and Guam.
Fuck Alaska (but lots of people like it so idk.

>>35183452
Well according to the diagnosis I did. But i've changed a pretty huge amount since I was diagnosed however. I think I might be on the verge of normal if not already there.

>>35177363
im not a marine but their black collar devices piss me off because i cant ever see their rank til theyre close

>>35183992

its subdued because its tactical faggit, get on their level

>>35183717
>>35183717

you gotcher
>D1 mafia (east coast carrer, mostly new england)
>west-coast-is -the-best-coast, especially those who love cali
>people who only do OCONUS (AK, HI, GUAM PUERTO RICO and possibly PATFORSWA or those obscure activities Europe or UK things
>people who only do shore billets,also surf men
>people who get underway as long as its a vessel greater than 200 tonnes, does not matter where

in the coast guard, its more of the unit type than location imo, also mission focus changes based on district, so you might do drug or migrants or you might do more SAR at the same type of unit, different location

personally, I have been to big/small cutters (i liked the big ones) but wont set foot in cali or the new England area also i have no desire to do fishery enforcement so AK is a no-go

>>35177062
they just need it for a job history, date completed would be the date you actually leave, you gave 2 weeks notice so you still are there for 2 weeks, if you quit before you join that isn't so much of a problem, if it is a problem, they will kick it back and say why is this not your employer? and you will say "cus i quit" and then they will say OK and amend information as needed

>>35168597

its to make sure you arent an autistic psychopath and to find your personality type so they can match your job selection with your character, its like how R9K does their 4 letter personality test and then complains that one is superior to the other

>>35168422
>>35168523


The army used to have a test which had questions like
>which fits me better:
>i hate anyone with a different religion then my own
>i have killed a cat


the goal is to determine who might be psychologically unfit for good reason, just evaluate the question,

>i hate anyone with a different religion then my own

possibly racist/discriminatory, but can be made to work with others

>i have killed a cat

either a psycho or some non standard circumstance, we are not talking about non standard circumstances though

>>35169207

>medal of honor winners who didn't even fight people

that one pacifist who went medic and saved a shitton of lives

that one priest who ran into a burning boat to pull armed bombs out of the magazines

>>35168960
if you want to cook, go coast guard, actual meal facilities, massive signing bonus, great training, and the ability to go on weapons teams like gun crews or do LE at some units and if you are good at your job, people will love you as you really will make their day

>>35184222
>personally, I have been to big/small cutters (i liked the big ones) but wont set foot in cali or the new England area also i have no desire to do fishery enforcement so AK is a no-go

This is me exactly. What happens in the great lakes?

>>35183910
Is that how it works? I thought autism was for life, is arseburgers autism or no? I mean that sucks but it's going to be damn hard to get around my friend.

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>>35184354

shit freezes over, also reserve PSU, and i guess stopping Canadians from going into US waters, and that ice breaking tug in cheboygan (however its spelled) Michigan

>The Ninth Coast Guard District is responsible for all Coast Guard operations throughout the five Great Lakes, the Saint Lawrence Seaway and parts of the surrounding states including 6,700 miles of shoreline and 1,500 miles of the international border with Canada. The 6,000 active duty, reserve, civilian and auxiliary men and women who make up the Ninth District deliver multi-mission services in search and rescue, maritime safety and security, environmental protection, maritime law enforcement, aids to navigation and icebreaking.

>>35184329
Good advice for the FS in coast guard rather than any other branch. Many can be stationed land bound and they have nice facilities. And the signing bonus atm is $20k for anyone and $40k if u have been a chef for 2+ years or have culinary school experience.

>>35184491
They also provide BAH to non rates because there aren't enough barracks to house all the people stationed at the lakes. Pretty coushy spot if you ask me.

Ok /k/ I know your going to rag on me but here it goes. My junior year I got suspended for 10 days for joking about suicide and school shootings in Twitter. I went to a counselor and he basically said that although however fucked up he chalked it up to early family death(Grandpa at 6, Dad at 13) and he said that I was fine and that I never had problems at least actual ones. Now I'm 18 and going into senior year. Now I'm considering going into the army. Here's my question. Would they let me in?

>>35184538
>posting retarded shit like that on social media
>using social media at all besides an monthly Facebook post about your life so people don't think you're an antisocial creep

>>35184538

school counselor is not an official doctor, you might get questioned or bitched at for making a joke, but unless you were were diagnosed or actually got labeled or actually had suicidal thoughts, there is nothing to disclose on forms

>>35184546
I know it was aspie as fuck I don't honestly know why I did it.

>>35184561
Nah I went to like an actual counselor

>>35184581
medical or like family counseling

was it an akshual DR/MD

>>35184591
Idk actually it was just like a mental health facility outside of the local hospital I think he was a psychiatrist

>>35184603

did you tell him you wanted to ANhero?

>if so i got bad news for you bud

>>35184679
Nah I never told him shit just told him happy little white lies. I never gave him anything on my psyche

I lied my ass off at meps and things are going smoothly atm.

Honestly id be happy to to make it through basic with them not noticing. Thatd be just enough money to move to my wiafu and find a job.

>>35181851
Seconding this.

>>35184753
Don't u have to repay them everything if they find out u fraudulently enlisted?

>>35184814
This is correct.

>>35184802
Officer is a nightmare in any branch iirc. Pay exists but isnt amazing compared to private industries if you go max tryhard.

Only point in officer is if you want your dick sucked for being o4-o7

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>>35184546
do people actually think you're a creep if you don't spill your guts on facebook like everyone else, or is it memeing

>>35182505
>worse pay than everyone else
>slower promotions than everyone else
>worse living conditions than everyone else
>stricter standards than everyone else
>offers nothing the AF, Navy or Army doesn't offer

>>35185102
>worse pay

Don't all branches follow the standard military pay grades?

>>35185162
He probably means with regards to the money that Congress allots them annually. The Army gets, IIRC, roughly 32% of the overall budget. Marines get 5%.

What would a 35F do in the 75th Ranger Regiment? Would they do any infantry stuff?

>>35184477
Asperges falls under the category ASD;Autistic Spectrum Disorder (Nothing to do with Captain Scarlet sadly.)
It's basically Autistm, but to a lesser extent, ASD does cover a massive range of issues people can have however, ranging from OCD to ADHD.
Personally however i've had the misfortune of being a screeching autist throughout highschool, being diagnosed with ASD then somewhat growing out of it. There is no set binary requirement to meet to be diagnosed. It's basically does patient under question match the following criteria which can basically just be habits or coincidences that can be spurred on by growing up in certain enviroments. Then the "professional" running the examination makes a decision. What makes it worse if once you are diagnosed, there is no cure. Only a lable that's stuck to your national medical record for life with no way to remove it.

>>35185185
and yet they still have the dopest camo

>>35185772
Fuck that blows cock, I don't think anyone will take you with that on your record tho. Don't think it's something you can get a waiver for, pretty sure it would be a DQ.

>>35186138
Yeah, it does such a pretty large amount of balls. Luckily it doesn't prevent me from having any sort of job on civvy sider however. Could be worse I guess, could still be a screeching autist.

>>35184491
>>35184521
Thanks for the info. Family is from the area so I may vye for the 9th D.

>>35185921
Which was "Tactically acquired" from the Canadians. Also, I don't know if you've seen what the Navy is rolling out with but it looks really good.

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Is there a better role model than Jonny Kim?

>grew up in California
>worked with Non-profit organizations in his spare time as a youth
>joined the Navy
>became a SEAL
>during a rotation, saw his best friend get shot
>watching the medical personnel save his life influenced him to study Medicine
>was commissioned as an Officer
>got his Bachelor's in Mathematics after getting out from San Diego
>then got his Doctorate in Medicine from Harvard
>is now Dr. Jonny Kim
>works as a head physician of not one, but two hospitals
>but wait
>now he's going to space

>>35185723
If you're getting offered a 35F op40 contract (and you can actually pass RASP): TAKE IT!

Don't even think about it, just do it.

>>35186550
Why?

>>35186585
Is it being offered? Not much point discussing it if it isn't. Slots like that don't come often.

>>35186612
I actually already signed. Just curious about what a 35F Ranger does.

>>35186635
Signed what, and when?

>>35183369
Computers mostly, though im not opposed to using radios and phones as a means of communication either.

>>35186845
Pick a branch dude, recommend army or navy

If you commission does branch matter as much as it does for enlisted?

>>35188873
Yes, but Officers have a pretty good set of living conditions regardless of branch due to the fact that they don't have to live alongside the Enlisted men.

what job in the military is most likely to drive me to alcoholism?

>>35189132

Ah. So it's less pronounced in terms of quality of life but matters in terms of career?

>>35189585
>So it's less pronounced in terms of quality of life
absolutely not, huge gap in terms of quality of life

>>35189660

So it's more like the baseline is okay compared to any enlisted, but there are pronounced differences.

>>35189680
Dude were getting into the weeds. There are huge differences between officer and enlsited. Back to >>35188873
of course it matters. If youre in the army you may be an infantry officer while in the navy you may be in charge of a ship. Not really sure what youre asking cause that seems obvious as hell

>>35189680
Yeah, without a doubt. An Officer in the Marines, for an example, have a better quality of life but the Enlisted Marines also live in complete squalor, so it's not saying much.

Furthermore, the Army and Marine Corps have Infantry units, so you could very easily be assigned to an Infantry unit as well.

Sup bros. Im getting deployed to Ukraine soon. Kind of an odd deployment but was wondering if anyone had done a tour in that country before?

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>>35172164
>>35172195
I like the Navy uniforms. Other than the cap change they've been relatively the same since before the civil war.

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>>35189728
thanks for the info

>>35189845
Yeah I figured. I'll find out when I get there I guess

>>35189770
It's iconic. You will never mistake a sailor for someone else. I hear they're very comfy as well.

>>35190079
>I hear they're very comfy as well.
?????????????

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Can I enlist in one area/mos in the Army, then commission into another?

i.e. enlist as medic but commission as inel

>>35190712

Yes.

>going to sniper school/dm course as 19d

what are the chances for getting in? do i voluntarily apply for it or its up to the CO if they'll send someone there?

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>when your branch has nothing to offer but mass murderers, an enlisted base of alcoholics and tobacco addicts, and hand-me-downs from other branches but the public loves you because your uniforms are nice

http://icasualties.org/OEF/Fatalities.aspx

What does it seem like the biggest chunk of combat related deaths are from Green Berets? I heard that it's mostly because they're usually pretty far away from any sort of evac lz but I thought this was true for a lot of the SOF groups.

>>35190807
Whats your rank and time in grade? My company sent an E6 there like 3 years ago and he was a 19D, however his previous branch was Infantry. I would recommend you talk to your Readiness NCO about getting a slot. Would be a tough school to get since a scout's primary weapon is his radio.

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>>35190942
Turncoat killings?

As in getting shot by the guys their supposed to be teaching how to shoot and operate. Looking at enlistment options it's the one thing that put me off from 18X

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I know it's not a 100% given, but how often does ROTC pay for your college? Either by scholarships, tuition assistance, etc.

>>35191049
I was in ROTC about 8 years ago so some things might have changed, but when I was a cadet I was given a choice between paying for room and board or tuition assistance. I chose room & board because it was more than my tuition. I was also given a monthly cadet stipend that ranged from 300-500 a month. I was also given a semester book stipend for $800, anything you didn't spend you could pocket.

Keep in mind this money was only available for contracted cadets.

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>>35191392
I dabbled in ROTC this past year, and it's the same deal nowdays.

Scholarships are unsurprisingly quite competitive, however there are 2-4 year scholarships depending on when someone decided to join ROTC. That means the competition is slightly spread out since you don't have freshman with 4 year contracts competing with juniors for two year contracts.

>be 15
>mom says I have depression
>ok.jpg
>makes me get meds and see a therapist
>tell the therapist what she wants to hear
>stop taking the medication after half a school year
>be 18
>want to enlist
>looking at option 40
>remember
Am I screwed?

I suppose given the op pic, this is appropriate. Does anyone have tips on getting a Naval Academy nomination?
>inb4 underage b&
I'm a sophomore of sorts at community college. I also live in a district with a super liberal congressman, am I screwed for being a huwyte male? Thanks bruvs

What are the watch schedules like aboard USCG cutters?

>>35190712
My uncle enlisted as SF and commissioned as Intel so he could focus on his family more.

>>35190942

>all those Air Force guys

And /k/ bitches about mug chairforce.

Are people in the military allowed to post pics of themselves in uniform on dating sites?

>>35193897

The nuances of wearing your uniform depend on the branch. The official answer would be along the lines of "as long as you aren't bringing discredit upon the uniform". There's tons of times when the military is totally cool with social media posts in uniform.

The realistic answer is that most chains of command would tell the servicemember to cut that shit out if they're using uniform pics on tindr and whatnot, but there's not going to be any official reprimand unless it's some sort of really heinous offense.

>Sworn in by a 3 star on the football field during pregame
Beats MEPS any day

>>35192351
Did you ever have a prescription? Were you ever officially diagnosed? Are there any records of your visits to the psychiatrist?

>>35193897
Putting it bluntly, is there a Mosque or leftist university within the radius of your dating net?

If there is, don't

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>>35194156
>attention grabbing shit

y u do dis

>>35194220
I never visited an actual psychiatrist. It was a general doctor that prescribed them. I don't know if I was officially diagnosed or not.

Anyone here in Sam Houston rn?

>>35194243
I thought it was funny that my marine friend has been in 6 years and the highest he's met was a 2 star, and I haven't been to basic yet and met a 3 star

>>35194438
You sound like a teenage girl talking about meeting a celebrity. Sort yourself out.

>>35194279
Just me

>>35194438
Jesus Christ this is pathetic.

>>35194220
>>35192351
>>35194251
You never went to that doctor. It never happened.

Is 15w a POG mos?

>>35194604
Don't they have a way of pulling your records for this kind of stuff?

>>35194615
NOOOOO
there is no such thing as a medical database. Thats why when you go to a new doctor you have to give them all your info and fill out those stupid sheets. They cant look anything up cause it doesnt exist

Best/worst places to get stationed for submarines?

>>35194615
For clearances they will speak to your doctor and yes, they will find out which doctors you have seen. You can't really get out of that, unless you did it abroad.

For everything else it's a non issue, but as always think about why they have medical requirements and what could happen if you dodge them.

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>yeah dude some Iraqi shot an AK round at our FOB one time at 2 am so I guess you could say I'm a combat veteran

>>35194684
t. every airfag with a CAR

>>35194664
does it instantly disqualify me? if I never tell anyone would the s2 find out anyway?

>>35194605
Look up what POG stands for. No 15W slots open until next year anyways.

>>35194664
Why do you spread misinformation? TS doesn't even look at medical records.

>>35194664
Bullshit alert.

Even if the clearance investigators cared about your medical history (they don't) it would be illegal for doctors to discuss your records to them. HIPAA.

>>35194996
>>35194936
So I'm good if I never ever mention it?
I thought when you sign your contract or send in your sf86 you waive the right to doctor-patient confidentiality.

>>35194664
this is a complete lie stfu non serve
>>35194704
hes lying to you to spook you or because hes a moron. They wont know.
>>35195010
you honestly think they go travk down random doctors and grill them on your medical history? Its a lie you idiot listen to us. They dont look at medical history, they literally cant cause it doesnt exist. They only know what you tell them.

>>35195046
Thanks, that's great to hear.

>>35195010

You do waive HIPAA.

>They can't

is a very different statement from

>They won't

They absolutely can go hunting for medical records, but they really have no reason to. Your medical history is of little concern to a clearance investigation unless you're lying about it.

People like to pretend it's hard to dig up medical records but it really isn't. Just talk to the family of the person being investigated, ask what doctors they saw as children, then go talk to those doctors with the correct paperwork in-hand.

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>>35193861
>non-hostile - helicopter crash

>>35194445
>>35194601
>Don't ponder on the happenstance of things you twat
K

>>35195844
Don't type like that either.

>>35195918
Like what

>>35195967
like reddit

>>35196017
Never been friendo

>>35196047
Doesnt mean you dont type that way

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>some people I've spoken to legitimately and unironically think Marines are on-par with Army Rangers

>>35190079
Navy dress blues ARE NOT comfy. They feel like they're stitched from fucking fiberglass insulation.
Dress whites, on the other hand, are silky smooth.

>>35190451
>>35196424
What a shame. From the outside looking in, they looked like a track suit. Well, hopefully the sea breeze helps to minimize the discomfort.

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Are you at a greater risk of dying in SOF? Obviously you're sent into more dangerous operations, but does the extra training you receive help to counteract your chances of buying the farm?

>>35196541
it completely doesnt matter. You almost never wear them and its a bitch when you do. Caring about uniforms is a complete meme that only a non serve would care about.

>>35194684
Is combat veteran guy an actual combat veteran?

>>35196565

SOF are more likely to see dangerous situations and therefore more likely to be harmed. You have to remember that 90%+ of the military is never even in danger beyond a training accident.

>>35194648
Depends on where you want to go and what you'd like out of a deployment.

There's only a couple sub bases, 3 on the east coast, 2 on the west coast, then Hawaii and Guam.

>>35196541
You will literally never wear them outside of formal occasions.

Did you think we actually still wear that shit on deployments?

>>35196631
Are you likely to die as a SOF helo pilot?

>>35196714

Absolutely not. Nobody in the US military, even in the most difficult and dangerous assignments, is *likely* to die. They just might be *more likely* to die than another job.

Has anyone tried to enlist with a friend in the army? How was it?

>>35196747
>Nobody in the US military, even in the most difficult and dangerous assignments, is *likely* to die. They just might be *more likely* to die than another job.
Are deaths not common in combat or something? Or are there just so many noncombat jobs that it doesn't really effect people?

>>35197855

Combat itself is extremely rare, injury is even rarer, and survival rates are very good with modern medicine if you are injured. The US pours millions of dollars and lots of human labor into ensuring whenever there actually *is* combat, it's nothing even resembling a fair fight.

Your average US military servicemember is more likely to die in a car accident on the way to their office job than they are to die in combat.

>>35196103
K

>>35190892
It's just their dress uniform which they rarely wear. The rest of their uniforms are no better than the other branches.

>>35169744

because kim would either launch a conventional strike against SK using nothing but arty, or he would anhero using nuclear weapons

>>35169611

probably ET, or FT

>>35169611
heck even crypto isnt a bad idea

>>35169472
This made me lol

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The corpsman.com website is a little bit broken for the recruits section.

What should I focus on if I wanted to enlist as a corpsman? Am I too old to do it if I'm 25?

>>35198651
focus on getting that job at MEPS. Corpsman is a normal rate like any other.

>>35197885
>Combat itself is extremely rare
What does infantry do during wartime then? Is it basically just patrols and shit like that?

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>>35198714
But PT-wise? Cardio? Heavy liftin? I'm not a fatshit but I'm out of shape. I'm not a dummy but I kind of suck at math. What ASVAB score do I need to qualify for that job/rate?

>>35183408
Will a sexting crime when you're a minor get you DQ'd? I always dreamed of being SpecOps but this girl's mom reported us for dating and sexting each other and the police took all my stuff and gave me a summary offense but it got expunged bc I was a minor.

>>35198801
>Infantry

These are a small minority of troops, they spend a small minority of their career deployed, and a small minority of their deployed time working outside the wire. That's just the facts of modern "warfare".

>>35198926
Lie and cross your fingers

>>35198926
You're fucked dude. Past criminal history is the one thing you can never lie about, try to see if you can get a waiver or join the FFL.

>>35199123
I know who this is, you can't fool me

>>35198926
Suh snibbers

>>35199166
hey dudes

>>35198880
It's a normal navy rate unless you want to go FMF you tard. You should be able to pass the biannual Navy PFTs, and if not then you will by the time you're done with boot camp.
I don't know the minimum for ASVAB but that's easily something you can fucking google.

>>35198926
You can't hide criminal history (even as a minor, even if it was expunged, even if it was dumb) so just put it on your application, hope for the best, be honest if they ask about it, then repeat for your SF86 and just tell them what happened. If you come clean you do have a shot of getting in, but they'll instantly catch a lie and DQ you because they can see expunged records from a minor

How hard is it to get TS clearance if you took ADHD meds when you were 8?
What if you lied about it during enlistment, but included in your sf86?

>>35200274
Then your dumb and are going to get fraud hammered, hope u don't spend any bonuses because your going to owe them it all back in a few months

>>35200274
>lied on enlistment form
>included of SF86
What document do you think investigators look at first?