Wizard Thread

>>27784240
I got a B for posting about gun stock finishes
Mod said it want k related,
But I'm betting they will let this thread live,

>>27784269

>complaining like a did shit to you
>not posting about how you would kill a wizard

I shiggydiggy

>a spell that makes him immune to weapons that were designed or manufactured in your country, applying to both ammunition as well

what a shitty spell, why not the typical 'impenetrable shield', a wizard staple

>>27784240
>makes him immune to weapons that were designed or manufactured in your country
Okay.
I go buy a gun that was made in a foreign country.
He is now an ex-wizard.

>>27784285

He's a wizard, not a genius, this is how they filter out the shit wizards, once you kill him and get his wizard hat, then maybe you can do a better job.

Did the wizard come from the moon?

I give him the $10k to teach me his secrets.

Now you got two wizards and one of them has a bad attitude (me).

>>27784299
he's pretty creative, could have been one of the greats but too much autism, alas

>>27784293

What gun and why would it be good to kill a wizard with it, you're certainly not going to try to kill him with a Taurus or something, right?

>>27784337
SIG 550

>>27784240
You win the initiative roll and build a Pounce Fighter. There's no other reliable way. Even then, a decent Contingency still means you lose.

>>27784435
a monk could do it about as well

Hire hookers/succubi to tempt him and drain him of his powers.

>>27784240
>Canada
>VZ58
>K98
>Almost any gun ever, with very few exceptions

Was ANFO created in the U.S.? Also is it considered a weapon?

It's all about distance. I'll need to take him down in one clean shot before he sees me so he can't cast any spells.

So to answer your question, high power sniper rifle plus spend whatever is left on training.

Everyone is now armed with A weapon and ammunition produced by a country that no longer exists

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>>27784240
>Buy $10,000 worth of gold
>Find nearest dragon
>Pay dragon to eat wizard

Pay 200 young Syrian refugees $50 to throw rocks at him
If he defends himself with fireballs liberal outrage will lead to him being hunted down by the government and assault magic will be banned

I don't. I am the wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

>>27784240
>grab Yugo M77 out of closet
>go to store and buy some PPU .308sp
>have a buddy put on a bathrobe, gas mask, and a traffic cone
>buddy draws out wizard with shenanigans
>I cast magic missile
that oughta do just fine

>>27784240
With a precision rifle from a distance great enough that he won't have time to hit You with his death curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

>>27784763
my nigga

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How has this not been mentioned yet?

You get him a girlfriend.

>>27784240
>hire surgeon to make me become skeltal with 10,000 dollars
>skeltals are immune to wizard magicks
>approach wizard under cover of darkness for maximum intimidation
>rape him to death
>fish out skeleton that I secretly planted inside the wizard earlier to join me
>Now have magic skeltal bro to aide me in skeletonn war.

>>27786586
i want one so bad

>>27784337
nugget + nugget food
spend rest of the $9,700 on hookers and blow

>>27784240
>hire top-tier prostitute for 1,000 USD
>purchase glorious Mosin-Nagant for 200 USD
>hire a blackwater operator for remaining 8,800 USD
>prostitute distracts
>fire with Mosin
>he blocks with some presupposed wizard bullshit
>Operator takes him out as he celebrates his supposed victory over me

>>27786540
FUCKING KEK OF KEKS

I hire a more powerful wizard, obviously.

>>27786711
This. He'll eventually want to kill himself.

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>>27786540
I was just about to post this

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>>27784240
Give it a cold from Japan.

>>27786540
Dude, what the fuck? What the hell did I miss by being born in 89?

>>27790539
Wizards, nigger. It's pretty decent for what it is. Like Nazis, nukes, fantasy races and shit all put into one movie.