War is Fun

>>27544052
a quick reverse image search shows that that's a blatant shop and everyone knows it.
So...

>>27544052
le bump for fun stores about war

Please god, maybe one of you can help me.

I remember seeing a picture of a newspaper article quoting some British soldier from WWII. He said something along the lines about how he "got to shoot some people and ride a motorcycle" and that the war was a "pretty good time."

I've been trying to find this picture forever.

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>>27545950

This guy?

>>27545981
Damn

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>>27545978
>>27545980
Fuck boys, thanks

>>27545994
>>27545981

His wikipedia page to back up the shitty unbelievable facts bullshit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart

>>27546001
Fuck, boys.* Original's a bit awkward.

>>27545981
Are his memoirs worth reading?

>>27546051
This keeps getting funnier every time I see it. What is wrong with me

>>27544052

People here (including vets) paint war in a very dark tone, but as terrible or scary as it may be, I have to admit I can imagine an extreme pleasure in killing your enemies.

You know, they're shooting you but you prove better than them and defeat them.

That's got to feel great.

>>27546117
I wonder if they posed his body like that or his head exploded while he was relaxing.

I enjoy the thought of wars but I don't exactly know how I would feel about joining the military considering the fact they have the rules of engagement which I highly dislike very much.

Also it is happy to see someone to be smiling in that image because I can understand how fun it would be to do that.

>>27546122
Most likely the pinnacle of superiority.

>>27546151
What about the rules of engagement you do not like?

>>27546151
>>27546151

Same here in Spain.

Go try your luck on the French Foreign Legion. They don't have any problems with rules on engagements.

Or you could enlist and aim for SF.

>>27546179

In Spain , they explicitly and vehemently tell everyone you cannot shoot unless shot at. Literally.

If you dont get shot, if a bullet doesnt impact you, you cannot shoot and engage.

I'm not lying.

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>>27546200
Are you 'THE' Ant Man? like the one who takes pictures of ants killing frogs and contemplates weaponizing ants?

>>27546136
>when you nut but she still suckin.webm

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i miss those days

>>27546200

You're always gonna have that, faggot.

The thing is finding a unit which has reasonable rules of engagement (aka, you go on mission, you can shoot to attack or when attacked)

If you dont want any rules nothing is stopping you from going to Ukraine or Syria and just sign up for the militias.

But I bet they have rules too.

>>27546244

Tell me anon. I'm highly interested.

I'm sure there's fun and joy and glory in war inbetween that grit and misery portrayed by films and media

>>27546228
He seems to be. Hope he gets put in an asylum where he belongs

>>27546267
Holy fuck your real!

>>27546267
You really are unhinged. Are you on meds that you need to take?

>>27546267

Can I ask you a question?

Have you read "God of ants, God of the stars" by Remi Chauvin?

That would help you incredibly in your project if you havent.

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>>27546200
That's because you're an inexcusably tremendous faggot.

Rules of Engagement are nice. It means you can sleep in your bed at night without worrying that someone's going to cut your throat.

They're ridiculously optimistic -- "Only fight when it's OK to fight, but let people go home after the fighting's done" is fine when war is over policy, resources, or shit like that. It's not going to work when total genocide is on the menu, though.

>>27546267
I kicked an antbed and showered them in semen. How does that make you feel?

>>27546252
>we have one rule, don't die
>if you break this rule you die

>>27546267
>>27546267

You're the reason I sleep with 3 loaded rifles in the house.

>>27546334
>>27546334

You may shoot him, but you'll never shoot all his ants

tbh

>>27546334

Off opic question.

Arent you afraid that someone comes in and finds one of your rifles and shoots you with them?

I've been thinking about this and I guess I couldnt have any weapon loaded and ready in any other part of the house save from where I am

>>27546267
Get the fuck away from me. Few things in life make me truly uncomfortable. You're one of them.

And what the fuck was in your storm shelter?

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>>27546344
When all else fails, napalm.

>>27546267
>this post
>this tripfag

>>27546376

>And your the reason why I keep sharp tools on me all the time if I come across you.

I, please.

Leave me alone.

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>>27546376
If only the unhinged would recognize the fact that they're unhinged.

>>27546376
>he's not on fucking meds
DEFCON -9001
IM VISIBLY PANICKING

>>27546051
Man, that's fuckin' surreal. Was he posed that way, do you think? Or was he just sitting there and got his head blown off so fast that he didn't even change position?

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>>27546416
Try to take solace in the fact that he will eventually be committed end up in jail. I just hope it's not at someone else's expense.

Or take solace in the idea that he's just an attention hungry trip who's making this shit up.

>>27546422
You are batshit insane. Please seek mental help at once

>>27546422
Are your parents in the stormshelter?

Let them out. Someone has to buy you doritos and mountain dew.

>>27546422
>Why the fear my sweet friend?
Because you're at a level of FUBAR that'd make Pvt. Pyle look harmless.

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>>27546422
M8, YOU'RE BEING PRETTY FUCKING THREATENING RIGHT NOW. PLEASE STOP BEING WEIRD AND TERRIFYING.
>no really, what the fuck was in there.

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>>27546267
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>>27546422

>>27546444
I really don't know which I'd prefer. Frankly, I think you'd have to be pretty messed up to make this up.

>>27546266

no

you wouldnt believe me anyways

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>>27546470
For this time I will excuse the vulger outburst statement you put off there considering that you asked nicely about the shelter.

This is the shelter that you so speak to ask to me about.

I will reveal what is inside of it one day but for now it must wait.

>>27546508
This is some dark shit right here.

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>>27546508
I... I... I don't think I want to know anymore.
>send help, someone, please

>>27546508
Hey Ant Man, different guy than him, quick question. Are you in the deep south or further north? I remember you said awhile ago you were in the South. Nothing more specific will be asked. Just curious.

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>>27546508
When do you plan on making the grand reveal?

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>>27546508
WHAT'S IN THE SHELTER, ANT-MAN? WHAT'S IN THE SHELTER?

>>27546508
Inb4 full of ants.

Big fan of your work man keep it up. You are the bastard son of /k/ and /an/.

Has no one thought to check for the .exif and geo data in antmans pictures. I'd love to see him doxxed

>>27546293
RoE is fine when your enemy is following the same RoE. But fighting with our RoE against an enemy such as the Vietcong or any of the sandniggers is stupid. Nothing would stop them from slitting your throat at night if they had the chance. Why should we be playing flag football against an enemy that is playing Rugby?

>>27546136
Looks like he was just sitting there when his head exploded. There is a chunk of his head on the table and the blood pool leads out to the street. Plus the body posture looks pretty natural which I would think to be very hard to pull off on a corpse dragged from elsewhere.

>>27546548
What is being said in /an/?

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>>27546508
You seem like an interesting person.

>>27546559
It's actually no use for the fact he actually ditched the location in his last thread he made a long time ago.

Besides he edits the photo data before even remotely posting them

>>27546559
Why dox a legend?
It's like trying to shoot Kraken. You'll only make him angrier.
>>27546563
Crazy shit. REALLY crazy shit.

>all these deleted posts

WHAT'D I MISS!?

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>>27546543
Why do you want to know when the horrors within will be unleashed?

>>27546548
Boat when varnes?

>>27546579
Please post some things that /an/ been saying I'm actually curious about what those hippies are saying.

>>27546587
ANTMAN!
>>27546597
2017 i'm still trying to sort out clearing my criminal record.

>>27546587
Ant Man is being Ant Man

>>27546587
Ant-man being as schizo as a very schizo thing.

>>27546577
I was hoping be was dumb.

>>27546579
Well, if he's legit I don't feel comfortable with a lunatic posting on 4chan if he ever moves onto people. Do you really want antman to be the poster child of /k/ when he gets caught with his parents dismembered in a stormshelter being fed to ants?

>>27546548
What's going on in /an/ that is being mentioned of him?

>>27546559
Those have been removed from pictures on upload on every board except the photography one for years, newfriend.

>>27546604
Oh fuck, you actually got arrested? How did you explain this shit?

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>>27546200
>>27546200
>>27546200
What was this post for anons that just got here.

gas the bugs, ant war now

>>27546587
Proof that schizophrenia is a hell of drug

>>27546625
Is that right? Huh.

What the fuck happened to antman?

Did he get banned again?

>>27546599
I don't have anything capped and i'm too lazy to try and dig through the archives but they were considering making a giant underground laboratory filled with jellyfish.
>>27546615
O fuck no. but still fucking funny.
>>27546624
Someone wanted to find him in real life and murder him for animal abuse.
>>27546633
Suspicion of terrorism. I know they bugged my shit up. Then they found my armory and deemed it illegal to have that much ammo and weapons in a room like it.
>>27546659
I hope not.

The ant uprising is already underway. Choose a side, and choose wisely.

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>>27546647
Madness.

>>27546677
The ant man cometh.

>>27546664
Oh for fucks sake. Terrorism?

>>27546664
Link to the thread that was being mentioned about antman on /an/ please

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>>27546647
It started out with him bitching about RoE and how he doesn't like the idea of someone telling him when to pull the trigger.

Then people asked about his trip and asked if he was THE Antman.

He was then called a schizo and asked if he was on any meds. He replied that he takes no presciptions, just Aleve and whatnot so that his head doesn't get "fuzzy."

Then he went off on some weird rant about how he meant no harm, carries shard tools, etc.

Those are the basics.

>>27546625
I didn't know that. Though I'm notthat new of a newfriend. I've only been here since 2009? Whenever girugamesh was being posted everywhere. Still not long though I'll give you that.

Started on /b/, then /v/, then /k/ back when squid still posted.

>>27546194
>In Spain , they explicitly and vehemently tell everyone you cannot shoot unless shot at. Literally.
>If you dont get shot, if a bullet doesnt impact you, you cannot shoot and engage.
>I'm not lying.
That's because Spain has no military.

>>27546664
Wanna go see what /an/ was saying about him now.

I like to know how they even knew about our schizophrenian friend?

>>27546698
Wasn't a thread and was like three months ago.
>>27546693
I have no clue but i'm under house arrest. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Trial is in two weeks. they say they released the hold from the internet but i'm not so sure. Posting here is dangerous right now.
>>27546725
See two above.

>>27546736
>I have no clue but i'm under house arrest. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Trial is in two weeks. they say they released the hold from the internet but i'm not so sure. Posting here is dangerous right now.
Have fun in Canadian Gitmo, you will be missed.

>>27546743
I'll make a way out. I already told them twice it's a joke.

>>27546736
Link to the post at least?

>>27546743
Who is this guy?

>>27546736
>tfw I have hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition and it SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
good luck, cuck

>>27546736
I'm so sorry mate, but I'm laughing my arse off right now. Jesus Christ.

>>27546756
I CANNOT FIND IT.
STOP ASKING.
ARCHIVE.MOE IS DOWN
>>27546762
Funny.
>>27546771
Thanks i guess. Maybe i can be part of a john Dillinger-esque escape.

>>27546788
Your cute when your mad.

>>27546587
creepy tripfag has a bunker full of surprises

>>27546664
Post armory room... If it's not too l-l-lewd c:

>>27544052
soccer moms dont realize middle easterners are like 4'9"

>>27546788
I know 4channers have been arrested for pizza and hacking and stuff, but you may be the first to be arrested for terrorism. I fucking love you man.
>three twatting street name captchas. The fuck?

Too lazy to post in-depth stuff but Ernst Junger genuinely thought WWI was a character building experience

Although I bet many of the vets we have nowadays wouldn't have found war so fun if they had gone through the trenches of the Western Front

Someone needs to get close to antman and convince him that he needs to transcend his human shell and join his brothers the ants by letting them eat his body to gain his power. All he needs is a woodchipper.

>>27546827
>the first to be arrested for terrorism
hot newt
>what is legacy captcha?

>>27546051
A-ha, I see Roland the headless Thompson gunner had finally made it to Syria.

>>27546218
Only 00s kids will remember!

>>27546721

Well, it has, as in "I can go and enlist". But no.

Save from the Legion and maybe EZAPAC and the paras no units see proper action, and even then, these groups I hear operate under bare minimums in terms of equipment.

So I'm aiming for FFL

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>>27546837
>yfw it works
HIS MADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS. INFECTIOUS. IT SPREADS!

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>>27546796
T-thanks.
>>27546808
Looked vaguely like this. Cannot go to it or go near it because CSIS is still searching my basement and my phone is still being searched.
>>27546827
First!

>>27545981
shame that not all bad ass mother fuckers like him get the wide spread recognition they deserve

>>27546865

Are you on Freedomland USA?

What's happening to you sucks tbqh, you have my most sincere condolences.

After downloading the Do/k/ument, the first day I got outside, I had a dude waiting at the door and another one on a BMW waiting on the garage entrance.

Then a guy with shades and a buff thing dressed quite sporty took a picture of me and a friend and went away.

Other than that I dont think I'm a suspect of anything.

>>27546845
That's even worse!

Who's the first the New?

>>27546908
I'm from Canada.
I never downloaded the do/k/ument but i did download multiple ways to repair a C7A1 since i WAS in the army.

>>27546508
What would happen if I pulled off the doors?

>>27546944

Do/k/ument is handy info, just nothing any state in the world would like any citizen to have.

I guess my mistake was not proxying the fuck out of my ass, but again, I'm no fag that'd attempt something sour and dont have any harmful intentions, so I guessed I had nothing to hide.

They'll still check you out though.

Life goes on I guess.

>>27546958
It would be very unpleasant

>>27546986
What's the do/k/ument in layman's terms? I'm super new to /k/, enchanted by promised of ant related uprisings. The torrents I've found for it are like 35gb though, is it just pdfs or something?

>>27546989
Nuisance?

>>27546448
what did i miss???

>>27546986
Welp they came into my room with my SKS and asked if i knew where i got it.
Replied with merica.

>>27546989
UUUU

>ants are weaponized
>the flamethrower returns to fame

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>>27546677
YEEE, my post is in the screencap. Am I famous now?

>>27546721
That is... That is...

Sadly right... I have heard from people on patrol that went out without cartriges to save the weight and because there is no use for them anyway.

The closest thing I've heard was calling for air support.

There are two reasons for this: a limited budget but mainly a very dominant liberal population and goverment with antipatriotism, antimilitarism and antinationalistics as part of their core ideology.

With tjis I mean that Spain could go and deploy more forces in the middle east because we have the infrastructure already(our army is shrinking not growing) but since there is no will from anyone to do so Spain is going to remain as "that country down there in Europe" for a long time.

>>27546122

Killing other people is never fun and shouldn't give you pleasure unless you are insane.

>>27547057
>not ant man
Pls go

>>27547073
>REMOVE KEBAB

Serbians dissents

>>27547073

Of course, but for example when I fight against a buddy in the gym and win, even though I caused pain I feel great because I won.

I can only imagine that euphoria is magnified by a gorillion when it is not on friendly terms and theyre trying to kill you.

I'm not talking about bragging about your kills or tattooing them or anything, merely the joy of the victor.

>>27546488
don't be a bitch nigga

>>27547012
Anarchist's Cookbook, but if you order right now, we'll include a nondescript van absolutely free.

>>27546908
>tbqh
Fuck off underaged child.

>>27547012
I think it's just info on how to do cool stuff with your gats

be a pal and post a link though

>>27547128
you really need to calm down fam, smh

>>27547099
Well I guess that if you were the only survivor in WW1 after getting shelled, machine gunned and injured several times in hand to hand combat.. you would feel more euphoric than an atheist with a fedora

>>27547120
Good, I'm in need of a new laptop or two. Tell me, do these vans come equipped with hermetic seals and or gas masks?

>>27547131
Murdercube is where I found a dl, seems quite openly available.

>>27546755
>I already told them twice it's a joke.
Didn't work for Mad Thad, so I wouldn't put too much faith in that defense.

>>27546865
What exactly is illegal about having an armory like that?

>>27547012

>>27547012

Instructional manuals on anything

>Survival
>Explosive manufacturing
>Explosive detection and deactivation
>Escape and evasion
>Various firearm manuals
>Shooting lessons
>Lockpicking lessons
>CQC lessons
>Making and setting traps
>Breaching
>Little bit of Hacking
>Knife fighting, use and manufacturing
>Homemade gun manufacturing
>Vehicle hijacking

All from professional sources, countless manuals, books and instructional videos. The total file is massive, as in massive enough to be fitted in an external hard disk alone.

Basically any weapon lover's dream.

And no, that 35bg one is not the full thing. It is more than twice that.

>no posts from antman

Considering the fact that he has not said a single thing proves that he just got banned...again

Thank god though.

>>27547177
But-but it was a "Joke"

And i'm not sure yet but i think that may be a very good point to look on in trial.

>>27547179
Tyvm, assuming the one I'm getting is safe I can only assume it's kind of a 'bit' package.

>>27547200
I'm glad he's banned as well

>>27547275

Why?

He seemed different.

Couldnt you take it or diss it off?

Im kinda sad he was banned.

>>27547327
Trust me there is a reason why his posts where removed and half of his posts in the beginning where nothing crazy not until later on.

Why do you think the mods put so much effort in keeping thus place safe?

>>27547327
Yeah, insane is definitely "different"

That guy should be institutionalized

Did any of you guys screencap the antman post? I missed it.

>>27546051
Did he die?

I'd operate with antman. But only if he was in front of me at all times and he pinky swears not to feed me to his ants

>>27546848
Lol, perfect.

>>27547384

Wow you sure are a control freak.

You're bout as dangerous as anyone insane .

>>27547621
O hai Antman.

>>27546587
Can someone give an actual answer?

>>27547676
Antman gonna antman. That's all you need to know. It ain't worth losing sleep over.

>>27545981
Britan, what happened?

Anty boy get a knife and stab a bunch of people in a public place please

do it early in the week like a tuesday so the newsmen will be all over your crotch

shout something out so we know its you

Godfuckingdamnit!

I had one chance to witness the almighty antman himself on here and I fucking MISSED IT!

>>27546865
>You don't really need all those Babykillers, do you?

>>27547042
>special super fire ants that just absorb the file are created as a result of this
The world is fucked m8

>>27545978
For any Americans, this is from an adult comic called the Viz and isn't meant to be taken seriously.

>>27546151
holy shit ant man, you are a fucking psycho

>>27546419
posed, the shock wave of that much meat (the stuff still attached) would have been enough to move him off the chair. And people pose bodies for effect all the time.

I want the do/k/ument so bad, but I prefer not to download it... I'm probably being tapped by the feds and if I download this, I'm probably gonna get fucked.

>>27550085
Just go to a book store and buy a copy of the poor mans james bond.

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>>27550163
>buy

Iv got a story of one of my NCO's thats pretty funny

>be cpl anon in afghanistan
>routine patrol
>come across a dried up aqueduct
>come under contact from towel heads about 300m out
>whole section drops into aqueduct dead ground
>cant leopard crawl around each other and cpl anon is at the head
>cpl anon preoccupied with trying to lay down effective fire on sand niggers
>"ANON WE NEED TO PUSH FORWARD"
>dead gound at the back was raised so they were almost exposed
>cpl anon replies "COME UP MY ARSE COME UP MY ARSE!" implying just to squish up
>fire from towel heads stops
>whole section stops
>starts laughing at cpl anon

They also got it on head cam and showed it to the whole FOB.

>>27546154
Kek, I got that reference.

>>27546051
How it feels to chew 5 gum

>>27547493
He recovered, but walked with a limp from sitting cross legged too long.

>>27550705
ok bro, you are right, you are definitely not a psycho. You made a very well reasoned point.

>>27550705
Dude calm the fuck down

Ant Man, don't listen to what they say. You are doing god's work, son. Semper Fi.

>>27550780
Who the hell keeps deleting antman's posts?

Why the hell are they being deleted?

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>>27550780
>>27550744
antman post preserved

>>27550790
That i would like to know as well

>>27550802
He clearly is not a psychopath, he says so himself. He should be given another chance. Stop the persecution!

>>27550790
Because he's posting illegal content.

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>>27550828
he is clearly a person with very normal psychology.

>>27550790
Good, fuck that edgy piece of garbage

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>>27550844
there is literally nothing illegal about what he is posting.

I think the mods are terrifed that we will have another /r9k/ pee pee the frog shooter.

>>27550870
Animal abuse is illegal you dumb nigger.

>>27550883
but he didn't post animal abuse there. I don't see why the post was banned.

does he have a way of getting around le ban?

>>27550883
But he isn't posting animals being abuse you stupid faggot

>>27550903
A person who regularly, and almost exclusively, makes posts with illegal content is going to get banned and posts deleted whenever he posts. He deserves it. Literally a sociopath who is going to kill someone soon. He's a perfect example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to own guns.

>>27550883
Come on, that was like one time. you shouldn't judge a man by the things he says and does, but by the person he truly is.

Hey yo mods and janitors can yo explain why dah fuck you keep deleting the loco amigo posts?

>>27544052
>not realizing the kids head is photoshopped and i dont even need to reverse image search to find that out
>not realizing the guy in the drivers seat cannot in any way be a children

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>>27546597
>yfw there is a real-life creepy ass super-villain with a secret rape shed full of ants and failed ant experiments

>>27550958
Probably just a try hard trolling.
Just ignore him.

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Here is the knife I carry on me when I go either hiking or hunting and trust me it's a good knife to use.

Also fuck anyone that keeps insulting me.

>>27551101

It's a shitty rusty bayonet,go see a shrink you psycho.

>>27551101
When you take over the world with ants, can you tell them not to kill me?

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>>27551137
Fuck you it's a good bayonet knife that I have used alot during my hikings and hunting and Fuck you for fucking calling me that motherfucker!

So what it may have rust and several blood stains from out in the woods it's still a good fucking knife!

>>27551156
>blood stains

Uhm where did the blood come from?

>>27546419
>>27549804
He wasn't posed. He was sitting like that and a chunk of concrete knocked his block off.
Look at the way the gore and blood is spilling down his shirt and onto his arms. He wouldn't look like that if he had been picked up and posed.

Besides, why the fuck would you think they posed the guy? He was chilling with his buds 10 minutes before that. Do you think they just went "Haha Ahmed got his head blown off. Let's prop him up for a funny picture." ?

>>27551181
Why do you ask?

>>27551156

You can't even keep your weapons functional, crazy pants, show me the inside of that storm shelter, or are you a coward, and a psycho.

>>27551137
>rusty bayonet
better than a rusty spoon

>>27551190
Because he isn't a psychopath

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>>27551190
Cause i'm a cop. Freeeeze scum bag.

>>27551156
he makes a good point it's probably still a very good knife

>>27551156
I wear a bear claw.
If you see me dont kill me ant man.
Id love to go hunt with you, noice knife mate.

>>27551156
Did you do the handle yourself?

>>27551156
Just imagining this crazy guy running around naked innawoods stabbing things with a rusty bayonet and dragging them back to his rape shed gives me the heebie jeebies

>>27551230
I'm actually quite excited.

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>>27551228
Yeah I did the grip myself.

When I got it the handle was falling apart so I used the rope to fix it.

Also for the guy that asked about the blood well I had to kill a deer by slitting the throat open because when I shot the deer he dropped but was still moving which was actually funny the way the deer was bobbing it's head.

I didn't bother cleaning the blood from the blade besides it wasn't the first animal I had to use the blade with out in the woods.

looks like your thread got Antmanned, OP. Sorry.

>>27551268
Why are you so angry Ant-Man? Did your uncle touch you as a kid?

>>27551196
>>27551268

Answer my question, what's in the storm shelter, psycho.

>>27551289
I don't have an uncle he's died a long time ago before I was even born.

>>27551309
What's in the shelter ant-nigger.

>>27551307
No I will show it when the right time comes you fucking hippie

>>27551268
What other weapons do you have?

>>27551325

I smell Coward on you, no hippie here, i don't use any drugs, whereas, you really need to get some, Psycho.

>>27551325
Get off of /k/ cancer.

>>27551268
WHATS IN THE STORM SHELTER ANT MAN

>>27551368
It's because One I won't go revealing it yet besides it's my fucking shelter and MY FUCKING WAY!

Two I don't like you and as a matter of fact I fucking hate you right now and oh so I ever meet you I will literally fucking slit your goddamn fucking throat and everyone around you that you love throats open and throw you on the ground and fucking rip your goddamn insides out and force feed you WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING INTESTINES MOTHERFUCKER!

>>27551101
i have a knife that looks similar, I used it to kill a bird that hit my window recently. Its skull was showing a bit so I just put it down. Are you proud?

>>27551413
C O W A R D
WE LAUGH AT YOUR COWARDICE

>>27551411
Hello, it is I, the Antler Man.

In my storm shelter, I have ant dildoes stacked to the ceiling. Let me greentext my simple story for you.

>be me
>WAIT
^HOW DO I GREENTEXT
<This is so difficult
/greentext/I give up/greentrexxt/

That is my simple story, thank you for listening to me.

Love,
Anus Man Cunt Ant

>>27551425
Tell me then

What state do you live in?

>>27551425
I for one welcome our new ant-powered overlord.

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>>27551437
The state that you live in, for it is I...

THe RUNT MAN

>>27551435
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27551437
Vermont. You?

>>27551413
Dont forget to add that you will feed them to ants

>>27551457
Hello mortal, how dare you make a mockery of me!?

You must not know who I am...
FOR IT IS I


THE Antlord Mangley ANT

TREMBLE IN FEAR, AS I UNLEASH THE GREATEST GREENTEXT STORY OF EVER.

>be me
>me
>ant man

Love,
Unus Mantler Ant

>>27551435
im fucking dying anon

oh god

>>27551458
Originally Oklahoma but some recent things happen and so I'm in Arkansas

I like the woods out here better than I do in Oklahoma

>>27551101
Tbh I want to know what you posted.

>>27551413
>Two I don't like you and as a matter of fact I fucking hate you right now and oh so I ever meet you I will literally fucking slit your ants fucking throat and everyant around you that you love throats open and throw you on the ground and fucking rip your goddamn ants out and force feed you WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING ANTS MOTHERFUCKER!

A selfish coward then, show me whats inside, crazy.

>>27551101
Post quality is approaching hunter 2-1 fagtastic

>>27551482
Why is there more things for you to rape out there in the woods?

>>27551482
>Arkansas
I would go batshit too if I were there.

>>27551488
>1488
A WISE CHOICE IN NUMBERS, MORTAL


FOR IT IS I...

The Anus Man

Let me give you a simple greentext story to explain these numbers to you.

>14/88
>be me
>and man
>realize that I am
>unt mun
>kill nigwheres
/greentex/excelletn/gtreentext

Love,

Unus Man

Wew lads, what did Ant post this time?

>>27551482

I guess it's true that only faggots and psychos come from Oklahomo, show me what's inside you gay psycho.

>>27551435
>>27551456
>>27551475
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Also.

>>27551482
You are just a fat dude that got bullied to hard. Do us a favor and kill yourself you autistic white trash limp dick coward.

>>27551519
Go to bed chillun, your sperg is showing. Let the grown-ups talk with the ant-king.

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>mfw multiple autists are provoking a goddamn supervillan

>>27551515
The Ant Man (who is I)

has posted

let me greentext as simply as possible

>be me
^anon
<who becomes antman
\/ I live in the oklahomehole woods
/greentext/where the ant dillies stacked to the top of my storm shelterhole/grentext
greentext is too difficult

I'll tell you later

Love,
Kenis Man

>>27551413
When are you going to show the shead shelter.
I wana post in that thread if there are screencaps.

I feel like Ant Man needs to be interogated. Can we get some computer fag to figure out where he is?

>>27551533
>>27551534

I'm enjoying every post, maybe we will push him over the edge, and the Psycho will show us whats in the storm shelter, until then, he remains a

COWARD
O
W
A
R
D

>>27551533
It's not ant king, is ant man.


Or just say coward white trash mothefucker, it's pretty much the same thing.

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>>27551550
Oh, so you say I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ANT MAN, must be interogated?

Let me tell you something little lady, I AM NO MEAR MORTAL to messus with.

If you messs with me...
Here, let me greentext for you if you mess with me.

>be you
>kill by ants

fuck, I'm way to lazy

Ill just show you

pic related

Love,
Anus Eating AntEarter

>>27551486
I posted a bayonet knife I used in my hikings and hunting.

>>27551488
Fuck off then hippy

>>27551492
I fucking hope so

>>27551495
Like I said, the woods are alot nicer to go hiking in

>>27551519
How about you just come over and I let you see what's inside then fucking ass

>>27551527
Actually I almost did stabbed someone in my junior high school but I backed away because it wasn't worth the time and also I didn't want to be expelled.

>>27551555
Your really starting to piss me off now

>>27551482
Whats in the storm shelter man? Tell us

>>27551413
The ant man. Back from killing kittens I see

>>27551577
You shut the fuck up about that you fucking low life fuckhead!

>>27547177
Mad Thad was a fucking hatter. The guy had real CP on his HDD if I remember.
>inb4 don't we all

>>27551573
WHATS IN THE SHED FRED.

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>>27551437
so, if i tell you what state i'm in will you be my waifu?

i promise i wont hurt your boipucci.

i'll drown you in anything you want if you'll just love me.

>>27551101
Nigger

>>27551584
Please do it again ant man, I want a video of you sitting on them after almost drowning them over and over again

>>27551573
whats in the fucking shelter dude

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>>27551573
who is this imposter!?

DARE MAKE POSTS AGAINST I, THE MOST POWERFUL ANT OF ALL?

Let me show you what will happen you fake,
LET ME GREENTEXT THIS FOR YOU

>First
I will make a weird post about ants
>second
I will pretend I am insane
>Third
I will gain a cult following and also haters
>Fourth
I shall troll /k/ to the greatest amount of time I can
>Fifth
obtain shekels

Love, Anthole

Pic related is me at EVERY PUBLIC RESTROOM I ENTER

>>27551584
SHOW US THE FUCKING SHED

>>27551573
Almost stabed a dude for what?

Ok, prove me you are not a coward and show your face. If not... You will just prove you are a white trash limp dick retard mothefucker and C O W A R D.

>>27551599
You shut up right the fuck now you little shit!

Don't fucking bring that up I fucking swear on a bleeding fucking heart of your mother I will fucking stab your eyes out and skull fuck your eye sockets shitfuckinghead!

You shut the fuck up right now

>>27551611
DEVILISH KEK

>>27551622
Would you like to see the inside of my ass hole?

>>27551584
Please tell us the stabbing story

>>27551622
Ant man pls. Gib video. I want to see the one with the puppy.

>>27551619
He tried to steal my penis

Let me greentext my simple story of how a man tried to steal my penis

>be me
>ruler of ants
/greentext/

Damn, Ill show you later..

Love,
Anterlman

>>27551622
HUSH IMPOSTER

FOR IT IS I, ANTHOLE

YOU CANNOT IMPOSTER THE...
The...
>insert rhyme word

>>27551622
plz add me to screencaps

>>27551622
just tell us what's in the shelter so we can all go to sleep

>>27551584
Whats wrong about about slaying pussy?

>>27545981
I get sad when I think what a man like this would think of the modern British spirit. That nation just doesn't have people like this anymore.

>>27551622
COWARD COWARD COWARD COWARD
HE COWERS BEHIND HIS KEYBOARD

>>27551573

how many of these posts are me, at least 3, i'm getting closer to seeing whats in the shed, you kill kittens but won't stab a human, what's wrong,

COWARD
O
W
A
R
D

>>27551622
Gimmie your fucking boypuss before i fucking kill you faggot

>>27551622
No you not, wanna now why? Because you are just a fat coward that lives in mom basement.


SHOW US THE FUCKING SHED YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC COWARD!!

>>27551590
I'd stick my dick in a pederson.

This faggot is going around tortureing animals, slowly killing them. He is well on his way to becoming a serial killer, and you fucks are egging him on. Wait till he posts a body, you dumbasses. Real fuckin cool.

He should not only be permabanned from 4chan, but permabanned from society.

>>27551619
I know better than to show my face trust me I know and also he was annoying and yeah he was also a chubby guy but he wasn't laughing at me anymore when I had that broken dagger like stick from the tree close at his neck.

Backed away because it wasn't worth the time and also I did not want to flunk out of school.

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>>27551641
YOU CANNOT JUST SLAY THE CAT

YOU MUST BEAT IT

TO DEATH

WITH YOUR

ANT EATING

PENIS

>let me greentext my simiple cat beating story

Wait.. How do I...?

Oh well, pic related

>>27551652
Do you know where you are?

>>27551611
ROFL

>>27551652
He keeps his mlp collections and car skulls in a storm pshelter?

>>27551641
He don't like pussy. He just like ant dicks.

>>27551652
I said ant man needs to be interrogated. We need to find ant man and find out what's really happening.

>>27551655
Nuh uh, I am the true ant man,

I am handsome ant

look at me

imposter

do you not see this beautiful face?

Antman torture and raped a puppy with a hot iron then smashed it's face in with a brick.

>>27551658
Yeah, not /b/.

Go be edgy elsewhere, child

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>>27551101
You call that a knife? Now this is a knife!

>>27551639
What this guy said

>>27551655
I swear to christ if you don't give me your lewds, i'll hack your shit cum on your pictures and turn your girlhole into a bloody hole.

fuck i should go to bed but this thread is grape

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>>27551677

>be me
>anthole
>love to troll /k/
>grab my cup of lard and chug contents
>yum
>see someone asking about my ways
>grab puppy
>soangry.jpg
>fuckpuppy in bung hole
>oh yes.jpg
>accidently kill puppy
>oh well xdddddddddddddd
>throw puppy in well
>lol neighbors never found out about the semen covered puppy in their well

IT WAS GOOD
xddddddd

Love,
Anthole

>>27551639
this. I have my CF aptitude test to write in the morning

>>27551678
Ever hunt faggot>>?

NOTICE HOW THE COWARD HAS RETREATED

>>27551709
Annnnnd im /out/

That's it.

That's fucking it.

I need to go get some air probably go out hiking likely.

My head is really starting to fucking hurt now.

Really fucking hurting and I'm getting this throbbing gristle pain on the right side of my head now it's starting to feel all fuzzy now.

I'm going to fucking lose it now fucking damnit fucking god fucking fuck!

Can't even see clearly without all the unwanted pain now.

Goddamn my head hurts I just want to go fucking bash something right now I really want to go fucking kill something right now goddamnit!

Yeah I need to go iutside go to the woods where it's fucking quiet.

Or maybe go fucking find something to kill in the woods.

Fuck my head goddamn fucking hurts!

>>27551709
xdddddddddd

you are not true ant man because ant man, (who is I)

HAS TRULY BIG PEE PEE

I use it to eat ants

Love,
Anthole

>>27551709
2hairy4me

shave it and dress like a prepubescent girl.

>>27551706
Yes.

>inb4 DATS DA SAEM

Yeah, slowly tortureing an animal to death is the same as humanly killing one.

>>27551655
Someone better be screen capping this shit if he posts something. This is history in the making.

>>27551717
Just jerk a little jeez.

>>27551717
PLEASE OPEN THE SHED

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>>27551717
Want to borrow my humoungous ant dildo?

I got it from bad dragon, I think you'll like it

Help you blow off some steam, if you know what I'm sayin ;3

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>>27551573
Let me tell you.
You are one of the reasons I still visit this site, despite all the cancer.
I miss daily heroin threads with junkies shooting up piss their arm, or everlasting sad frogs, who live on a PC chair and shit in a trash bin.
Did you father abuse you or did your obsession come by itself.
Also, do you like mah hunting knife?

>>27551717
>ITT: Austistic rage

>>27551717
Still waiting for the nudes, fuccboi

you're fucking dead otherwise.

>>27551717

try to find some kittens while you're out there, we know you're too much of a coward to go after humans now,

COWARD
O
W
A
R
D

GET BACK HERE ANT MAN!

>>27551717
Go get the body that belongs with the blue shoe baby girl.

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>>27551435
>>27551456
>>27551475
>>27551507
>>27551539
>>27551568
>>27551611
>>27551636
>>27551657
>>27551674
>>27551703
>>27551718
>>27551731
HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>27551717
COWARD NO SHED COWARD BRAIN DAMAGED WEAK COWARD
CHORTLE AT HIS MISFORTUNE AND COWARDICE

You guys do know your actually literally pushing this guy to the point he will actually may kill some child right?

I mean you do know about that guy's health right?

>>27551717
Show us the shed please. You can't just leave us hanging

>>27551757
back to /b/

>>27551766
He's too much of a COWARDICE RUNNING AWAY BENIDICT ARNOLD COWARD FRENCH SURRENDER COWARD to do that.

>>27551757
Ehe it's not the same man

The name don't match that well with antman name post

But 6/10 good effort

>>27551757

color me unimpressed, learn to trim you fucking mongoloid.

>>27551766
I'm 70% sure he's just a troll...

>>27551766

He won't do it, he sticks to kittens and small animals, because he is a

COWARD
O
W
A
R
D

>>27551778
Where you around a month ago when he was posting literally dead things on here?
i don't think he fakes that type of attitude

>>27551760
Ant man in a nutshell

>>27551773
Dude, the fact that you can get even semi-erect in an antman thread is impressive.

>>27551717
Open the shed

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>3 hours from now a thread will open and his knife will have a god damned eyeball on it.

Not sure how to feel tbh fam

>>27551766
it's too late now

the ant is loose

THE ANT IS LOOSE IN THE WOODS

AND

ITS

STABBIN TIME

>>27551797
Shit, gibe a few minutes and I can probably get a full erection going.

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>>27551679
You call that a knife? This is a knife, there is even blood stains on it!!!

>>27551810
>epikck tbh fam shitpost
Suicidal is how you should feel.

>>27551813
Cuban Ant Man in da house.

>>27551793
No, I never saw the dead things, I just saw the aftermath. I mean, I can go in the woods and find dead animals and take a picture. It's not that hard.