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Guys I'm a genius. I archived the last thread so if I die

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Guys I'm a genius. I archived the last thread so if I die people will know what happened. Here's my last update:

>went into the kitchen
>turned lights on
>saw reflection in the window
>gasped with the force of a thousand suns
>heart skipped a beat
>dropped to knee, fists up
"Fuck, I'm an idiot."
>make my rounds
>doors still locked
Good
>going up the stairs to check on wifey
>hear doorknob rattle once
O fuk
>turn
>draw knife
"Fuck, I'm not good at ignoring shit."
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http://4archive.org/k/thread/24058331
Here's the first thread
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Fuck guys come on, get here
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Sitting calmly with a sammich to watch the proceedings. Have you considered music (Not loud enough to attract its attention, mind) to boost morale?
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>>24060696
Have you checked the windows upstairs to make sure they are locked?!

He could have got in and mimicked your wife. But you'll be able to tell because she will repeat phrases.
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>>24060787
I've had a few songs playing at low volume
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>>24060696
jij bent dood
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make sure you have a large knife right nearby
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>>24060696
Pray to Kalashnikov and Browning for guidance
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>>24060811
FUCK THAT
ILL CHECK NOW
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>24060696
Go out and stab it.
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don't forget to /k/onfess your sins to the /k/ube so you can ensure your salvation should you fail
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>>24060828
Mhm
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>>24060696
Start a fire in the fireplace and get some white ash from it.
Spread it on your dick and make some sexy monster girl hybrids for you and your wife to raise and me to fuck
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Windows are and were LOCKED
Also had a massive heart attack when I realized I didn't know if I had the garage door up.
It was down
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not gonna believe you until you take photos
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>>24060906
this and only this.
Until then, you're a lying faggot OP.
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If the house is secure, alter your perception of it. It's no longer a spoopy woods monster, it's your asshole roommate you evicted and he wants back in. Ignore him, crack open a cold one, and post FAMAS.

Probably nothing to worry about.
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>>24060906
>>24060911
Okay, yeah. I'll be sure to get some pictures for you faggots while I'm either trying to kill the fucker or hide from it.
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Gonna repost my question from last thread:

Okay serious question here, I don't wanna sound like a dick or anything but how much of this spoopy skinwalker stuff can you really take for fact on here? How much of this is real and what isn't?
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>>24060913
Cant fool me skinwalker
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>>24060930
we don't know
and that kommrade is the scariest part
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>>24060930
I'm taking every little thing into account.
Just in case
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I mentioned this in the last thread. If you're a noguns, and aren't pulling our chain, electricity is your best bet as an actual weapon. I've been stabbed in a fight, and ended up fracturing his skull. This spoop might be a bit tougher than I. But electricity will definitely do some damage, even without your clips.
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>>24060929
strap a go pro to your head and take a walk through your yard
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>>24060930
here, read a fellow /k/unts story.
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>tfw OP actually is skinwalker
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>>24060933

If I was a dermisjogger, would I know it? I am entirely too not sober to be having these existential questions
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>>24060956
Finally someone said it
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>>24060959
>.gif
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it's too late OP, there's a skeleton inside you
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>>24060956
I'll get to it
>>24060959
>.gif
>>24060981
thanks mr skeltal
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>>24060959
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I would check on your wife if she's up. Be aware if she acts differently or is saying the same things or phrases over and over. Have you been anywhere out of the ordinary lately or handled/took possession of something? You might have seen a spirit in the reflection
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>>24060842
Wasn't trying to freak you out too much but personally I know I leave my window unlatched because it's 2nd floor on a hill so someone would need like a 45ft ladder. When it comes to these things though I have no clue what they are capable of.
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so faggity RP threads have finally made it to /k/

i suppose it was only a matter of time.
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>>24061006
This. Also, for what it's worth. If you do see it in a window, or something like that. Stare it down. Make it apparent that it is unwelcome.
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>>24061006
Wait wait wait
Spirit in the reflection?
Repeating phrases? They don't just stock up on new ones after walking around in that person's skin?

Also, do they kill and take their fucking skin or do they fucking shapeshift?
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>>24060959
>gif
>hold up there bruh
>I aint clickin that
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>>24060995
so is this like the thing you saw?
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>>24061047
Fuck, red eyes but yeah
I know I have to look at these pictures and I fucking hate it
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>>24061040
See if you can hear whispers that sound like people you know, or who are present in the house. They repeat themselves the phrases of what they have heard. They themselves shapeshift to become like those in your group. Beware.
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>>/x/
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>>24061029
>make it apparent that it is unwelcome

>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"

Let the faggot know you aren't fucking around OP
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>>24060959
Goddammit anon, I didn't notice the .gif
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>>24060959
OH YOU FUCK
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>>24061040
Alternatively, take your nugget, hook up two jumper cables to it. One to the barrel, the other to the receiver, the other sides to the battery, behold the beautiful creation you will see.
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>>24061056
hey, it's not smart enough to wear clothes

its just a spooky critter

shoot it in the fucking head
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>>24061056
blue eyes glow red in bright light. haven't you ever seen a coyote or something in your headlights?

just a methhead m8. this is why you shouldn't let your wife have your nuts in her purse. enjoy getting murdilated by a meth addict because you didn't bring a handgun with you
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>>24061056
anon you must be very careful, and listen very carefully. what you are dealing with will remember you. It will always be able to find you. And there must be reasoning for it acting like this. You have to remember if you did anything out of the ordinary recently. Went anywhere, did anything. What kind of area do you live in? Also, a bit odd. But did you get a view of the colour of it's teeth?
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>>24061068
So at least if my wife walks up to me repeating "anon, anon, anon." because it's the only thing she's said, I'll know to stab whatever is infront of me and that there's a chance that my wife is still alive
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>>24061087

Mission accomplished!
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>>24061114
Nah. What I'm saying is, you gotta watch out for weirdness about her. More than likely she'll be her good ole lib self. Or if you are facing her, and hear the voice elsewhere, consider that skin walker detected.
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>>24061105
>blue eyes glow red in bright light
oh yeah, that's the reason that everytime my father looks into the sun, his eyes glow red
>>24061111
Can't recall doing anything out of the ordinary. What do you have in mind? I live in the country. I didn't get the tooth color
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One of the weirdest things is that it was just STARING at my shed door, not doing anything. Arms down, not even touching the shed
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" There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."
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get a pic of it op
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>>24061178
maybe someone who did go somewhere strange or take possession of something strange hid in your shed and the skinwalker wants to get in and take his skin, and he was trying to open your door to ask you for the keys to your shed.
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>>24060959
That one was good, I'll give you that. Fucker.
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>>24061157
in the dark namefagget.... in the dark. didn't think we needed kid gloves here, but then again you've already lost that ole mancard.
>Dogs with white coats and blue eyes can give off a red-eye effect in dark settings. The red-eye look is due to blood vessels in the eyes that reflect when exposed to light.
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OP, if at some point you and your wife are cornered by it and face your last moments together, look over to her with a tender look in your eyes, and whisper
"This is why we needed guns, libtard."
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>>24061213
Then he could've operated hard and camped out in some random dudes house until he got all of the dialog he needed, then walked up to my door and asked to borrow my tractor
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>>24061157
It could have been anything from you being innawoods one day, and leaving trash, or if you had taken something you had found, that it "possessed." These "supernatural" things as you call them, aren't irrational. They don't prey on humans because they are hungry, or looking for fun. In the same sense angering a "demon" would bring upon, what is comically referred to as "courtship." Basically, depending on what you pissed off, and to what extent, determines if you deal with it for the rest of your life, the next 10 minutes... or both. I offer this advice: Do not provoke it. Do not mock it. Do NOT engage it. Keep your doors and windows locked. Stay with your wife, and it would be best not to inform her. If she isn't aware of whats going on now, that's no accident. And the most important thing of all, do not hate it. Though they are not the most understanding, it will be reasonable if you made a mistake, and may just scare you a little bit. And don't go outside until 8AM at least. Good luck anon, you will be fine. Unless you make more mistakes.
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>>24060959
You fucking fuck.. son of a bitch you got me.
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>>24061273
Where are you, OP? /k/unt here with a full tank of gas and nugget bullets willing to ride to your rescue if it's within an hour or two.

Eastern Oklahoma, here.
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>>24060959
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>>24061185
if it bleeds, we can kill it
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Oh jesus this place again. Look im just trying to get at those sweet new hedge clippers you got, can you just walk out there and let me borrow them? Fucking 4chan giving us a bad rep. I am not a robot.
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>>24061319
Northern New Yorker. I'll wait it out /k/omrade
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Snap a photo out the window and upload it.
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>>24061362
This please, no flash
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>>24061312
Where can we get more info on these things, curiosity berieves me to want to learn more.
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>>24061372
Yes, for the love of God, no flash. I can't imagine how much that might enrage it.
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>>24061334
top kek
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>>24061362
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>>24061361
Fuck, /k/omrade. Do you have any objects other than your knife to use as a melee weapon? Fire iron poker or whatever they're called, anything?

Is it still out there?
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>>24061319
your car runs on nugget bullets?
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>>24060930
>>24060933
>>24060962
It doesnt even sound like a skinwalker.
Sounds like a wendigo.
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>>24061361
ah damnit, they're in new york now? must be scent of cuomo's menstruation that attracted them
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>>24061399
Got a crossbow with carbon bolts. I guess I can stab with those motherfuckers. Broadheads too
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>>24061400
No. That would be amazing if it did.

I guess I meant to say I had a full tank of gas, and bullets as well.
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>>24061393
holy shit, its so close to the camera!

get out of there, OP!
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>>24061412
wasn't the consensus to not attack it?
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>>24061319

Hey, what part? I've got a mossy500 and a nugget. I live in Western New York and am about 2 hours away from anywhere 'cept NYC.
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What the fuck is going on
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>>24060959
you fucking shit I almost shot my monitor
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>>24061379
There are no resources that I am aware of. White ash is bullshit. The creature you're dealing with will die to flying lead, physically. And if you manage to kill it, you wont be remembered. However, I advise against such actions. I am free to answer a few questions, to the best of my ability. However, I've never personally met one, so this is all secondhand.
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>>24061430
If it's in the same house as me, my family? I'm going to fucking attack it.
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>>24061412
Nigger rig your crossbow to be rapid firing multi-shot babby-seeking scary black salt crossbow.

Also, see if you can't call a friend with guns or your brother to show up and be the cavalry for you, since I can't.

>>24061434
Northeastern Oklahoma.
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>>24061460

Shit, quoted the wrong post, was meant to be asking OP.
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>>24061434
I'm like 5 minutes from mid Lake Ontario
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police? Anything?
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>>24061436
Dude posted a thread some time ago (past hour) and now he's posting an update I guess just check the catalog you'll find it
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>>24061479
OP is Northern New Yorker. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID.
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>>24061486
yeah, OP, call the police

put some raw meat in your shed or garage or some shit, lure the spook in there, trap it, and then call the cops

say there's a crack fiend trying to steal from you
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>>24061459


>>24061452 here
If it enters your home, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Be the aggressor, break limbs. If you managed to incapacitate it, go get a car battery. Electricity will dispatch it without room for err.
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>>24061452
Are they of human origin or separate?
White ash I've heard works, why do you think otherwise?
What are some good online sources for anything like this?
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>>24061452
Well first of all what is the fucking creature?
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>>24061483

I live in the southtowns of Buffalo. I have tomorrow off with nothing to do if you need reinforcements /k/omrade.
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>>24061483

Torontofag here. Want me to go swimming with my Lee Enfield?
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>>24061483
Ithacafag here.
>population is 3/4 liberal 1/4libertarian
>summer paradise
>in the winter you need NSW cold weather survival gear to walk to get a stewarts

Howdy, upstater!
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>>24060696

i guess you could say this thread is... X rated.

^_~
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>>24061527

I used to go to Ithaca College

(Western New York fag here)
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>>24061486
Psh, they'll be here drug testing me before they go looking for this thing
>>24061496
This actually made me laugh, thanks.
>>24061499
>>24061436
Archived threat link at the top of this thread
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>>24061538
I'm sorry you paid that.
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>>24060865
>save knife picture
>reverse image seach
>those specs
>7 3/4" blade
>full tang w/ steel quillions
>textured G10 handles

The only downside to that knife is that blade thickness, and the associated weight, but the hollow grind, finger choil and fuller could offset that somewhat.

What are you're opinions as far as that knife is concerned?
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>>24060696
honestly OP, I wouldn't worry about it.

BTW your pool is nice
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>>24061404
I was about to tell you you're wrong, but now that I think back to it's original description I think you may not be wrong. Depends where OP lives.
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>>24061546

Notice how I said used to. Anyways we should go save OP.
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>>24061514
>>24061527
>>24061538
Never actually thought I'd see this many New Yorkers in one thread
>>24061524
I might have to ask you to if this doesnt blow over by morning
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>>24061574
OP is in north NY
>I need answers damnit
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>>24061585
I'm in North East Ohio, I've got another nugget to lend for help.
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>>24061552
Fucking amazing
Best knife I've ever owned honestly.
It's extraordinarily well balanced too, the thickness runs through
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>>24061585
CNY/Syracuse /k/omrade, 10/22 and a saiga.
>no fucking car right now though
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Nugget Cavalry! Fooooorm up! I've got like an hour and a half drive to Lake Ontario from here on Erie.
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>>24061512
Human origin, no. The stories of trading their soul for the ability to shapeshift is a half truth. They thought they were selling their soul, but it was being taken. The idea of white ash, and other substances that are meant to deal with the paranormal, are just a way to sell more books. Most find it humorous.
I am not aware of any online sources. Primary sources, ones more versed on the subject than myself, are the best way. They can be tricky to find, and over the internet you'll never know a source of knowledge from some man making things up as he goes. I fear I will not be able to tell you how to find these sources. It's dangerous. However, the more curious you are, the larger the arrow over your head grows.
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>>24061588

I'm no expert, but I think that's Wendigo country. And it's winter which is when they're supposed to be most active.
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>>24061513
The most common name i've heard, translates roughly to "featureless."
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>>24061552
Old pic of the spine

>>24061609
>>24061616
>>24061538
>>24061527
>>24061514
NY MEETUP
if i survive the night
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>>24060696
YOUR SHIT SPOOPED ME OP! But no really, I hit return on the /k/omedy thread still laughing and BAM fucking skinwalker bullshit RIGHT IN MY FACE. Dude my heart skipped a beat thanks a lot OP, I'm going to get my nugget this shit is not funny.
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>>24061637
That doesn't tell us shit.
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>>24060811
I wouldn't worry about that
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>>24061640

You will survive the night, no ifs. Just be cautious, be wary, and defend yourself. And when you get out of this we'll have a NY meetup.
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>>24061662
Why is that?
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>>24061654
These creatures are foreign to me, so I do not know a whole lot about them in specific terms. All I know of them, is what we are all bound to. I've been told that many of the creatures have varying colours of teeth, which is why I inquired about them earlier. And from that, I only know that green tinted teeth are supposedly the least reasonable.
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This thread has me spooped. Does Walmart sell 7.62x54R? I'm out of nugget food and all I have is my little .380
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>>24061689
Can't he just shoot the damn thing?
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>>24061631
How can something that has no clothes or fur survive in the harsh north winter? None of this ghost story makes sense.
Creature being shot by 54r repeatedly and walking away. We live in a world bound by laws of nature and physics, there is no way around this.
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>>24061671
>not knowing le funny no worries meme
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>>24061618
I'm not opposed to learning more about it. I pursue the unknown, and things like this alot. I just happen to be a gun nut as well.

>I seek to understand what I do not know.
>My personal experience supports they do in fact exist.
>I will find out, Mars in Scorpio - Conjunct Pluto.
>Born to nugget. The /k/ube will aid me in my search of martial and other wisdom.
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>>24061698
It might, big 5 sells it but it's overpriced
Just order a $90 spam can(thank you based santa)
typing spam can just made me want to go make some spam
Don't die op
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>>24061718
I'm getting a spam can for Christmas, I just want some right now.
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>>24060959
Okay you got me...
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>>24061705
Unless he panicked like a bitch and didn't actually hit it
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I've been having things of a spoop nature happening too, although haven't seen anything. Weird noises, sudden silence.
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Guys, I think we're missing the most important part here. What if OP IS the skinwalker, trying to lure other New York /k/ommandos to his lair, to have a Christmas feast with his skinwalker buddies?
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>>24061718

...make spam? How does one make meat spam?
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>>24061738
That still leaves survival in cold weather with no clothing or fur. This is improbable as homeostasis would be incredibly hard to maintain.
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>>24061752
Op prove that you are still op
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>>24061702
Conventional weapons will have effect. 10-15 rounds of .308 would probably suffice. However, I wouldn't expect to see it die. As stated earlier, weaponizing electricity, 20 coulombs would not only immobilize the creature and cause uncontrollable muscle contraction, but it would also effectively blow out the heart and the brain of the creature. I would recommend this over firearms.
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>>24061753
carefully
but my words should have been cook instead of make
If I could make spam from thin air I would be a much richer man
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>>24061715
The larger the arrow, the easier it will be to learn.
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>>24061764
B-but how?
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>>24061765
Based on what evidence? Why would one or two not suffice?
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>>24061765
Goddamn I love this Lovecraft based shit.
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This is making me wonder, what parts of Burgerland are home to skinwalkers and wendigoes? As far as I know there's nothing down here in Florida. Instead we have gators, sawgrass, Disney, and the occasional swampbilly.
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>>24061765
If .45-70 can't kill it then God can't even kill it
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>>24061774
I have no idea.
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this was not to get nostalgic and revisit dph.
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>>24061774
Send us a picture of your poop because you spooped.
>Change yer breeches too
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>>24061785
I'll be coming down there soon. Nice to hear that a local doesn't have knowledge of these fuckers down there.
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>>24061788
OP needs to post pic of knife next to window with a timestamp and a le ebin /k/ maymay or something.

Or just timestamp the knife, I guess. Can skinwalkers timestamp shit?
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>>24061785
The tl;dr is this: Skinwalkers are supposed to be Native American shamen who can shapeshift. Wendigoes are cannibals who ate too many people.
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>>24061785
There is no such thing. Notice how any and all questions regarding science are ignored.
This is a group fag circle jerk and we're all being trolled.
>Stories of a creature eating 3 shots of 54r and walking away
>story of mag dumps and them not dying
>the fact that it is freezing in the location of op and these creatures have no clothes or fur
It's a con job.
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>>24060821
Bedankt
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>>24061827
>hence the "super" in supernatural
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>>24060933
>>24060696
If you ignore it, it will go away. It's sizing you up right now whether you're a threat or not, OP. IF YOU MAKE IT THINK YOU ARE A THREAT, IT WILL END YOUR GODDAMN LIFE IN AN INSTANT.

Probably nothing to worry about.
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>>24061841
There is no such thing.
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>>24060959
fuck you i threw my mouse at my screen.
thankfully i have shitty aim.
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>>24061783
A man I was once acquainted with explained what it took to kill them. It has been a few decades since I've seen him, so I figure he met his match. Quite tragic, a good man. One of the few to earn my trust. but I digress. He told me that the kill that took the least amount of shots, he dumped 5 rounds into center mass. I upscaled to 10-15, because it's best to be safe.
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>>24061808
Boom
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>>24061875
And from do these creatures come from.
And how are they not statues frozen solid in the winter?
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>>24061765
He could always try to get it shoot up some heroin
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>>24060929
Don't forget the timestamp. If it refuses to hold it just call it a newfag and tell it to go back to /pol/.
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You guys and your science shit confuses me. I know what I saw.
>>24061935
I'll be sure to try that
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>>24061923
Where they come from... I'll put it like this. Platos cubicle. You're on the inside. He's from outside of it. Humans are limited to thinking inside the cubicle that is their brain. What is the world as you know it, is much different than how it is seen from others. I'm sure there are some outside of my cubicle as well.

I regret that I do not know the answer to your second question, I apologize.
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>>24060959
>.gif
this nigga
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>>24061935
Good call
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>>24061393
It appears to be an unamused basketball american.
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>>24061900
Who makes that knife and where can I get one?
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I'm going to give sleep a try.
Updates to come in the morning
Thanks for the support and keeping me busy /k/omrades
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>>24062024
This whole thread has my vs meter maxed, all of this is too convenient and illogical to me.
If you're searching this info out and you say that that draws an arrow over you, then how is it you've never met one and aren't dead?
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>>24062081
Busse Combat $450 with my choice in handles
I also stripped the coating off
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>>24062099
sweet, good luck and stay safe.
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>>24062094
Would you consider any one of the stories of men being afraid of them as someone meeting one of these creatures? I choose my words carefully, and say what I mean. Take this as you will.
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I'm a faggot so I'm going to archive this, new threads come dawn
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>>24061852
*Tips fedora*

For the most part I don't buy into the skinwalker stuff, but frankly I've seen and read about enough weird crap to make me consider the possibility. Don't discount things just because they don't fit into your stunningly narrow worldview.
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>>24062132
Yes, nice and conveniently cryptic.
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Nightly skinwalker watch, no activity yet.
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>>24060959
>.gif
I ain't clicking on that you nigger.
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>>24062168
Gahahah well played, well played.
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>>24062168
I spy with my little eye, some eyes.
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>>24061827
whoops let's not accidentally have some fun, /k/ids. Its like telling scary campfire stories or discussing SHTF. We know it isn't real but its fun to pretend.
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>>24060959
oh my fucking god damnit you fucking cocksucker I fell for it
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>>24062164
I'll make it a bit more simple. If I were to come across this creature, it would be wary of me.
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>>24062168
That's not spooky at all
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>>24062200
But this is strictly a no fun allowed board.
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>>24062217
You know what they say about fun-free zones
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>>24062196
>>24062199
>>24062213
My iphone 4 doesn't have a very good camera. It's just the image quality.
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>>24062202
When it got me I grabbed my pistol off my desk and caught myself before I ND'd into my $1200 desktop that's sitting behind my monitor...
This thread has me sufficiently spooked. I'm going to start sleeping with my nugget.
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>>24062207
Why is it not wary pf all men? I'm confused now. Is it to be feared, or is it to be stricken with fear?
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>>24061875
>>24061765
>>24062024
>>24062132
>>24062207
who the fuck is this turbo-euphoria faggot that thinks he's an internet badass?
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>>24062240
You and I share different cubicles.
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hey spooper, how ya doin?
havn't replied in a while.
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>>24061535
>YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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>>24062265
turbo-euphoria faggot. Never heard that one before. +1
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>>24062290
He said he was going to sleep
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>>24060959
Okay you got me...>>24062168
I see 3 sets of eyes right strait across from the bottom of the mag. Run anon you can't win against 3
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>>24062302
He's dead by now
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>>24062307
You're off by a few pair.
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I can't even sleep and I'm not even I ski walker land.
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>>24062307
7 bruh. 7.
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>>24062307
When you got to kill every mother fucker in the /k/ube.
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Damn he's even more fucked than I thought.
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>>24062307
It is ok. It was just the camera. Don't worry about it.
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>>24062348
That's what they want you to think look at the very far left there is clearly a figure
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>>24062168
ok for real though, are those coyotes? wolves? what de fuck? i count 7 pairs of eyes
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>>24062279
Whatever, I have a better chance of being killed in a walmart parking lot by osama bin laden wielding an israeli flag on Christmas morning than encountering, a whatever these alleged organic terminators, are supposed to be.
By the way, it's Plato's cave, not cubicle, ffs man...
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>>24062368
They are the creation of a photo editing software such as photoshop.
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>>24062348
>348 ▶>>24062360
>>>24062307
>It is ok. It was just the camera. Don't worry about it.

There's 7 of them..


OP, you must livestream his fight to the death with them in the open. Give your fellow /k/ommandos a video to rally around, they shall bring war to the skinwalkers.

You will never be forgotten, OP.
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>>24062377
I agree with you. You're more likely to win the lottery. Also, platos cave, cubicle, box. Whatever you want to call it. The point being made is that you can only really understand what is in your cave, or your cubicle. Like i believe it was Einstein who had his version of Schrodinger cat, but with dynamite. I'm sure you can understand that.
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>>24062408
I'm too spooped to even load the image again to look at it closer, because it jittered a little when it was loading.
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>>24061483
Rochester here, there's more ny bastards here than I thought
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>>24062514
You guys should go help Op
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>>24062456
I opened that shit in GIMP and brightened it and didn't like what I saw one bit. Some of those look a hell of a lot like human-shaped figures but not quite.
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>>24062265
Papers please, glory to Arstotzka.
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>>24061483
Oh in that case it is definitely a wendigo.
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>>24062514
Post pics
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>>24062545
Post? some of us don't have gimp
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>>24060959
FUCK YOU SO MUCH
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>>24061452
Tell them about the mirrors
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>>24062617
It's not like the fact that it's a gif is hidden man.
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>>24062348
If there were single dots too I'd say fine but only pairs of dots and all the same distances apart.
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>>24060959
How do so many people fall for the .gif when it's so blatantly there?
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Did you fuckers know that it's hard as shit to fall asleep with a fucking demon running around your yard?
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>>24062680
Why are you trying to sleep you nuggetfucker?
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>>24062688
At this point I wish I had a nugget to fuck
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>>24062680
Damn it man, we're mobilizing. Hold on just a little longer.
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Time to sound like I'm fucking suicidal.
For those of you who know my current situation with guns and everything, what should I carry if I were to go out there? I have no funs at the moment, so there's nothing to load up my vest with, and shit like that.
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>>24062718
Well, your scope doesn't really work, so I don't know what you'll use for your aiming system. A knife of course if this is all you have.
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>>24060959
YOU SONOFABITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA
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>>24062132
Tell us more
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No shit? i knew you'd be back
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>>24062718
>Kitchen knife on a stick, for extra reach?
>A couple (3-4) knives in various places on your body, for accessibility.
>Something heavy and solid, for dem dere blunt force blows
You could try firing shots off with your crossbow from inside your house, before going out? You might score a few hits and injure them?

Alternatively, if you have a gas bottle lying around, wheel it out, throw it at them (if its light enough), trying to blow up it from a distance?
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>>24062680
Oh shit he's alive.
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>>24062739
I think the matter of the scope was the long range and the fact that it was running. I could always take it off. The xbow is perfectly accurate without it
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>>24062348
that is clearly something peeking through the trees
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You guys ever try offering them a smoke? I hear they like um.
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>>24062774
Well damn, sounds like you got your bearings back. What's your overall game plan. Also don't forget your GOTWA plan.
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>>24062718
Op don't go out. From what I've heard these things can't even be killed by groups of men with guns let alone one anon with a cross bow. You're best option is to stay inside, stay awake and try to find holy to ward it off with ie. Crucifix, Rosery etc.
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>>24062718
Jesus, call someone to bring you guns before you go out. At the very least multiple sheath knives at various draw points. I like to mount my main sheath knife upside down on my left shoulder for fairly quick draw.
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>>24062776
shooped as fuck, different pixel density, doesn't line up with the cameras resolution
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>>24062776
>the zone claims another life
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>>24062767
>Local man starts forest wildfire
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>>24062794

Or, him going out to fight them head on will be so batshit crazy and unexpected, that it might just work.
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>>24062826
skinwalker pls go
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>>24062774 domt you have any friends who could come and help you?
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JESUS CHRIST OP DONT GO OUTSIDE. KEEP YOUR WIFE CLOSE. KEEP UPDATING. WHERE THE FUCK IS SANDY ANDY
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>>24062793
I have no overall plan...
>>24062794
Those thing won't do nothing for me

I can hear it scratching
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>>24062776
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>>24062805
orly?
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>>24062835
OH FUCK OP IM SO SORRY.

WRITE DOWN A NOTE OR SOMETHING SO PEOPLE KNOW SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS WENT DOWN HERE.
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>ITT: Some naked meth addict was in OP's yard and roleplayers are making him think it was a supernatural entity
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>>24062835
Fucking call the cops or something.
>inb4 shit reception
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In case I didn't make this clear earlier

>NEKKID
>NO DICK
>NO TITS
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>>24062835
live stream your expedition with your phone
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>>24062860
Dude write somethiing down or record it with your phone.
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>>24062835 I don't want to sound like a religious nut but if skinwalkers are some sort of demon then they should be effected if you were to say the Lord's Prayer though if you aren't very religious and its a powerful demon you might just make it madder. If it gets in your house and you run out of options just yell an our father at it and see what happens
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>>24062863
>Skinwalker steals his phone live and runs innawoods with it.
>He had 70 thousand viewers too.
>>
I wish /x/ would stay home. Also, there's no need for two threads on the front page.

Anyway, why would you be a huge pussy and not get your guns. If you think there's a fucking demon running about, you should nut up and get your fucking guns. Then you go on the offensive, and kill that motherfucker. Also, stream that shit so there's actual proof of the paranormal, and that you're not just chasing after a redneck on a meth binge.
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>>24062860
i hope for your sake its a tranny methhead.
but its probably not, and it wants to eat you and your wife. maybe it knew your wife was going to convince you to move your guns somewhere else and waited?
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>>24062881
>Deletes post
Why
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>>24062863
Service plan shut off
>>24062867
Won't do me any good unless I make it back

This is basically what it's come down to, what WOULD I need?
Stuff at my disposal, not guns, and I understand multiple knives
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>>24062881
Didn't he say his guns are at his brothers? Also dont go to your Car OP.
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>>24062860
Got a great solution for you OP, got a chainsaw?
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>>24062794
There's not a creature on this planet that can't be killed with enough bullets. Niggers put elephants down with AKs in Africa all the time.
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>>24062888
WAIT FOR BLACKUP
get the numbers of a couple NY anons and have them come help you and bring funs
you gone die if you go out there alone, and your wife wont be long for this world either
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>>24062888
I meant for Police to see. As a backup plan.
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>>24062891
No, he should go to his car and get his guns instead of being a bitch. Just stream the car ride to show all the /x/fags that they are huge pussies scared of shadows.
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>>24062881
>front page
>>>/leddit/
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>>24062888
Could you maybe draw us a picture of what you saw I know the pics you posted were of the Dover demon supposedly not skin walkers
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>>24060696
OP, during all of this time you should have been planning. You have told us no plan so far. If you're about to zerg rush an unknown enemy, who probably knows you better than you know it, you're gonna be a dead slav. You gotta think Mcguyver + Ash. Do you have a chainsaw?
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>>24062888
>OP dies on Christmas
Just ask Mikhail to watch over you, then take your lawnmower and run over its face. Because Kalashnikov always wanted to make a lawnmower and I'm sure he would like to see you put it to good use.
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>>24062892
Not a working one
>>24062904
Okay Mr. Tacticool, what if I told you that my brother is on vacation, I don't have a key to his house, and I don't feel like being eaten on the way to my car.
>>24062912
Nigga I ain't seeing alien looking motherfuckers
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>>24061404
Better if its a wendigo, then op only needs some fire to gank it. Doubt op has any white ash or silver to ice a skinwalker
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Why not call the cops and tell them you saw a naked guy with a knife? I'm sure they'd look around for you. It would be kind of cool if they got eaten or something.
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>>24062934
This or a chainsaw. You are in Upstate NY, I'm sure you got a chainsaw or something up there to whack down firewood.
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>>24062934
This
>OR
Ask Mikhail if he wants a lawnmower in exchange for a AK.
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>>24062880
Hahahaha!!!!
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>>24062944
Well damn, its a two stroke engine, this thing is your lifeline. Afterwards you will need it to cut down trees to celebrate your holy victory a la a large bon fire.
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>>24062950
Cops won't come around, too many fuckin hicks blowing off their shotguns and cooking meth. They're not worried about a naked guy running around

It's raining. Will that fuck with it a bit?
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If I were you, OP, I'd shelter in place and get some blackup.

If all these stories are even half true you're beyond fucked if you leave the house.

Stay alert and keep your warface on
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>>24062961
I think I read somewhere skinwalkers hate water and that you can splash them with it to get them to fuck off.
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>>24062961
The rain will give it an advantage for more cover and concealment.
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>>24062961
how non-working is your chainsaw? theres not much to them, id see if you could get it to work.
tell the cops you think that someone is trying to break into your house, call it in on the emergency line.
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>>24062967
>Blackup
...Monsters fighting monsters. Nice thinking anon.
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>>24062961
Bitch if you really are upstate New York that's a fuckin wendigo
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Godspeed OP, I can't sleep after reading this shit.

Oh, and if you fight it, don't let it take you to the ground on its terms, bring it there on yours.
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>>24062979
This anon gets it. Chainsaws galore.
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>>24062974
>Skinwalkers confirmed cats
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>>24062995
That diamond infused blade with industrial ingenuity behind it.
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>>24062979
I lent it to my cousin who then broke it, took it apart, then did a half-assed job at putting it back together.
>>24062993
I don't go to the ground, I'm no pussy.
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>>24062977
>cover and concealment
>hearing a /k/ommando whimpering to himself "I fucking hate the rain, why the fuck couldn't they do this when it wasn't dark out? God damn fucking jews and their conspiracies"
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>>24063007
If you've been around you probably will have read the story where the guy shoots his catwalker then scores a kilo of smack and shoots his cat up
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>>24060959
>strap a go pro to your head and take a w

IT LITERALLY GOT ME AS I WAS CLICKING TO MINIMIZE IT GOING TL;DR, NOTHANKXNIGGA

fuck.FUCK.
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>>24063016
then you need to take it back apart, and put it back together right. as long as he didnt fuck with the carb, it shouldnt be to bad to get it running right again.
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>>24062982
Great, not just a demon, a redskin cannibalistic demon.
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This thread got me in my bed like..
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>>24063038
That chain saw is your life line OP. Your crossbow and knife ain't gonna cut it.

>lol cut it.
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>>24063038
Guys, c'mon. Chainsaws won't help my problem here
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>>24063050
You're not going outside are you?

For the love of the /k/ube, shelter in place.
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>>24063050
No this is good, wendigos hate fire, you can make fire yes?
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>>24063064
Just wait it out Anon. If you can't get any help to you just survive till dawn. Godspeed brotha.
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>>24063064 someone should make a movie of this if you don't die.
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>>24063064

Got any gasoline and bottles in close proximity, meaning without requiring you to go outside?

Or high-proof, clear liquor?
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>>24063016
>Kommando kills a skinwalker with a chainsaw
I want to hear about this when I wake up tomorow.
Also if you do get it down cut its head off and burn the body
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>>24063066
Fuck, I don't know yet
>>24063068
Yes, fire can be made
>>24063078
I would love both of those things
>>24063080
No gasoline without going out
I have a very very very small amount of Smirnoff
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>>24063057
Me too anon. Is that a Bersa I spy? I've got mine sitting on my desk and all I've been able to think about is that 8 rounds of 380 wouldn't kill a skinwalker.
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>>24063064
they certainly couldnt hurt. have you tried to contact any nearby kommandos? as long as it didnt kill them on the way in they could bring some guns.
>>24063091
>not stuffing/mounting the head over your fireplace
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>>24061785
Wendigoes are Dakota/Great Lakes
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>>24063107
I ain't getting you glorious bastards on this bastard's hit-list
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>>24063104
at least youve got .380...
thankfully my wasr and mossberg are both loaded and withing a few feet of me too.
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>>24063101

Who's in close proximity to this guy with some funs and free time? Let's get him armed and squared away
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>>24063116
Don't forget the more northern parts of the Atlantic coast
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>>24063125
>those fat fingers
Good thing you got a gun because I really doubt you can run very far...
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>>24063125
I'm out of nugget ammo and my AKM and shotgun are at my Dad's place so all I've got is .380, fuck. I'm going to fucking see if walmart has nugget ammo in the morning even though I'm probably getting a spam can for christmas.
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Something just fell in the livingroom
brb?
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>>24063167
>and that was the last anyone ever heard of Op.
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>>24063167

Bring ur phone, record it m8
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>>24063167

HAPPENING CON 0
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>>24063167
OH SHIT SON

GODSPEED, OP. KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MOTHERFUCKING FIRE
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>>24063167
Inb4 police reports of man being torn to shreds in his own living room by a grizzly "bear."
Godspeed OP
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>>24063174
Yeah, but only cause most of us are too tired for more pretend tonight. Nighty-night anon.
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>>24063167
If you kill it post pics
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>>24063167
OP, if you don't die, say "I'm a faggot" in your next post.
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>>24063167
It's happening!!!!!!! /k/ salutes you in your epic combat. May you dine over the ashes of thine enemy. Should've had that chainsaw ready by now btw.
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pls live op. pls.
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>>24063142
dude, im so far from fat its not even funny. 5'11" 140ish lbs. im a skinny bastard.
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GUYS
I'm alive
Went downstairs, nothing moved, nothing out of place, doors locked, slight scratching *just* below one of the windows
What the FUCK
>>24063190
"I'm a faggot."
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>>24063221
scratching noise or actual scratches on the inside of your house?
if its the latter you need to inform your wife and call the fucking police asap and ready your knife/xbow/sharp stick
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>>24063221
Has your wife been asleep during all of this? This is a damn good reason to want all of your guns at your house stat.
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>>24063221 describe the scratching is it like a dull nail scratching like a dog pawing at the bathroom door when you close him out or like an intentional clawing like a cat clawing your couch?
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>>24063221
Take a picture of the scratch. Also, stand near the window and stick your dick out, it may just be looking to relieve its sexual tension, I promise ;p
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>>24063221
I doubt it's supernatural, but I do think it's real.
You've obviously got some angry meth addict trying to fuck you up because it knows it can get away with it in the kind of place you live and is toying with you.

Although come to think of it, that isn't too different from the lore.
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>>24063231
If it was the latter, I would've been fucking upstairs with my wife immediately.
It was outside and RIGHT below the window, like somebody was scratching the frame. I didn't even look outside
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>>24063221
Pics of scratches
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>>24063253
>>24063242
Scratching noise, like >>24063240 said but with one finger and slowly
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>>24063252
>I didnt even look outside
>The scratch was outside
Wut
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>>24063267
Do you smell copper and blood Op?! This is very important!!!
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>>24063262
OP, you need to wake up your libtard wife like, 5 minutes ago and let her in on what's going on and get her just as scared shitless as you are. Tell her you think it's a meth head trying to break in.

At the very least, it means you're gonna be getting your guns back.
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>>24063274
its not a skinwalker its a wendigo, do they have a smell?
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>>24063267
If it was inside, there would've been a demon sitting in my livingroom. It was like something was crouching just below the window and scratching from there
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>>24063267
He's HEARING the scratching sound.
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>>24063285
If anything probably a gross rotten meat smell
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>>24063287
What do you smell?
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>>24063274
I was tasting blood towards the beginning of this clusterfuck
>>24063291
This,
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>>24063287
Spooky as fuck. But do you really believe its a demon? I mean comeon, it may be scary as shit, thats why youd believe its a demon, but odds are its just some meth head fucking with you. Do you live in the middle of nowhere? How far are your closest neighbors, and has anothing strange been happening to them?
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>>24063285
Wendigoes love driving their prey insane then, ripping them to shreds. Just TRY to stay calm. Fire and silver fuck them up real good according to native folklore
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>>24063312
>Tastes blood
Definately nothing to worry about, go to sleep.
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>>24063287
Got gasoline and Styrofoam?

Use that or cintronella oil and powdered sugar

Make home made napalm and burn anything that oppose's you
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>>24063330
Yeah let's have OP burn his fuckin house down. Good Plan.
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>>24063325
Do you have any actually silverware? You could sharpen a butter knife or a fork.
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>>24063318
I saw something, I don't know what, but it could very well be a demon. Pretty secluded area, no neighbors for a ways, I don't talk to the farmers
>>24063325
Oh okay, I'll just dip my silver bullets in white ash then put it in my fun that I DONT HAVE

I just saw a flash of light through a solid curtain, what the fuck
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>>24063338
a weapon of last resort. If I had to fight a skinwalker, I'd sure as hell burn him, myself and everything in a twenty meter radius if I knew i was gonna die (for the luz).

But in all seriousness, it should be used if he can spot the thing outside, and since he aint going outside I see your point
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>>24063363
call the fucking cops man Jesus
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>>24063339
You can put the silver fork on the end of your bolts so that the wendigo has something to use when it finally puts you on a platter.
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>>24063374
agreed, depending on whether you are far out enough innawoods for bears to be seen and/or exist in, tell the cops you fear you might have had a bear trying to get into your place. If not say it was a person.
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>>24063374
this right here. play time is ogre if that thing finally decides to come through a window and hate fuck you. besides, you might get on the news and then we can see how much of a faggot you look like,.
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>>24063363
What if it's an alien?
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>>24063390
Say someone is trying to break into your house. The cops will come.
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>>24063394
dis nigga gon get probd
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>>24063363
>Secluded area
>No neighbors
>Farmers are some of your closest neighbors
Goddamn, sounds like a scene for a fucking horror film.
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>>24063399 they have to come police have to respond to every call no matter how insane it might sound. Even if they charge you with misuse of the 911 hotline atleast you're alive.
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>>24063415
but it would sound less insane and less likely you get charged with misuse of the 911 if OP said he wasn't able to tell if it was a person or an animal (since let's be honest he can't). Then describe it in as much detail as possible.
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>>24063426
dont describe it in detail, they'll think you're crazy and not show. Say it's a person.
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>>24063435
They have to show
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>>24063435
i meant describe it in detail when he gets questioned
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OP doesn't seem to like the police rout.
Seems a little shady.
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Let this be a lesson for you OP. (If you make it till sun rise) ALWAYS have a nugget ready if shtf, like it did for you tonight.
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>>24063363
You alive bud?
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Fleshgait alert!
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>>24063454
>Mfw OP is the skinwalker and hes saving all of our IP addresses to hunt us down one by one
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>>24063454
Oh no, its the dete/k/tive
>>24063463
I'll tell my wife tomorrow.
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>>24061900
whelp, we're fucked guys.

Skinwalkers know written language and can apparently use a computer.

It's official, everyone you've ever known and loved is a skinwalker.
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>>24063481
If you live that long.
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>>24063481
Okay I know you want to be the big strong man but this is not a situation you deal with on your own. Step one - call cops. Step two - inform wife. Step three - stay in a single room until cops are there.
Treat it like you would any other home invasion situation, you idiot.
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>>24063484
Well we do all have skin..and walk...
>>24063481
if it comes for you inside. it may be best to make sure your wife doesn't suffer, like. if you know it's coming to get you and this is it.
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>>24063494
What's that suppose to mean?
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>>24063492
ALTERNATIVELY
Step one: take picture of beast
Step two: post on internet
Step three: live in infamy long after you die of bear attack
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>>24063511
Do you want your wife to wake up trapped in a room to you screaming as you're devoured alive by a monster from the woods or stabbed to death brutally by a methhead?
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Do you guys think they're smart enough to go for the chimney?
Also, it's been quiet
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>>24063540
does the chimney work? If so, increase morale by 4 points by starting it up and sitting next to it. If not, then freak out.
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>>24063540
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
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>>24063540
you just now thought of the chimney? you are fucked m8
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>>24063540
Uh
Probably
They're really smart, from everything previously stated.
Also if you're too big an idiot to call the cops keep an eye/ear on it. If you don't know where it is, you're fucked.
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>>24063540
>Santawalker
Fugg
>Be OP during christmas
>come home
>Present under the tree for me?
>Shake it
>Open it up
>ohboy.jpeg
>Itsssss....
>A dead cat.
>And a letter that says "ur mum"
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