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35 Ivans storm the restaurant: what do?

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If this happened to you, in the US, and you were armed, what would you have done?

http://canyouactually.com/when-35-russian-mobsters-walk-in-pay-attention-to-the-guy-in-the-middle/
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that is when my training would kick in and I would tactically shit my pants and call my parents...
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i'd link to the youtube video directly without having to go to some stupid fucking website first
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>>23664899
Fuck me, that's what I meant to do.

Excuse my shenanigans I suck cocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmpLZalaaGU
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>draw my CC pair of G20's,
>point in different directions
>begin twirling
>magdump simultaneously
>twirl faster
>draw on my apache ancestry
>Fly out through the ceiling
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>>23665627
>fly through the ceiling
Well played anon.
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>>23664811
hah no fuck that bullshit. i don't care about dying at all but i ain't gonna do some shit like that
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Whats the song at the end? I dont remember what its called
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>>23666269
dr dre - the next episode
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>>23666269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADIyIlO-_Ug
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>>23664811

Go sit in a street café on 1st may in Berlin-Kreuzberg, it's likely something similiar will happen. Or during important football matches.

Best thing is to just ignore them. They don't come for you and won't even notice you over their adrenaline if you just sit calm, they'll just smash what they came for and leave before the cops arrive.
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kek one of the vodkas at the end was holding a fucking rifle
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>>23664811

Nothing really. Doesn't seem they were attacking random people, obviously people they knew and had a problem with. They were also incredibly better armed and outnumbered me. I'd do exactly what that guy sitting there at the table did.
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Do exactly what that guy in the middle did

Keep drinking my beer
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>Live gameplay footage of bandit camp in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
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>>23664811
If I was the guy in the middle I'd jump at the perfect opportunity to walk out as a part of the crowd and avoid paying my bill.
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>>23667246
I knew there were jews on /k/
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>>23667274
Shush, goy, go pay your taxes or something.
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>>23667274
oy vey!
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>>23664975
What song is that at the end?
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>>23667339
see
>>23666300
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>>23664975

I fucking love the Thug Life videos.
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>>23666300

I'd really like to know what motown song they tore the first 10-20 seconds from.
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>>23667246
this, god dammit
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>>23664811
Draw Makarov, Fire at ivan holding glorious Kalashnikov.
Clear my way to glorious kalashnikov
nowihavekalashnikov.png
Do the Blooming Death and tango my way out of the room.
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>>23667339
Sandstorm by darude
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>>23668387
Top kek
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>>23664975
>that guy in the middle
too drunk to give a fuck
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