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hey /k/ I am wondering if this plate carrier is way to small

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hey /k/
I am wondering if this plate carrier is way to small for me.

I ordered it online, because why the heck not and have no clue how large this thing should be.
This one is 45 x 47 x 7 cm and costs about 118 €.

Should I send it back?
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>>23489005
to small? no
needs to be adjusted? yes
the top of that front section should be touching/ in line with your collar bone
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Nice body anon
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>>23489005
>literal neckbeard

kek
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Its a fine size but needs to be out on properly. It covers litterally zero of your vitals down that low.
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>>23489005

you are one sweet little piece of ass there boy.
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>>23489067
>>23489093
more like this?
what about my stomach?

>>23489085
>me giving a fuck

>>23489101
thanks honey
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>>23489005
use the straps and adjust it.
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>those hips
10/10
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>>23489120
>what about my stomach?
wear an combat belt.. moron
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>>23489005
Halloween is over put the skeleton away
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>>23489120
That's it. The chest is a priority not the stomach. That plate is gonna cover your whole chest, lol. Oh and pull up your pants, faggot.
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>>23489120
Dude you need to lift seriously. Your body type as it is now could not withstand the rigors of combat.
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>>23489120
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THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
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>>23489144
>home after work
>not planing to leave this evening
>don't wear comfy pants

but thanks
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>>23489148
he is a sniper. lifting is for tank and artillery guys.
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>>23489120
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>>23489169
How many quickscopes you think he'll get?
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>>23489120
the plate is there to keep you alive. You can live while missing 7 feet of intestine. You can't live while missing 3 inches of aorta.

Wearing you carrier like in the OP exposes your lungs, heart, and major blood vessels and lung compression.
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>>23489178
around 360
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>>23489178
reality is more about endurance, you know
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>>23489005
>>23489120
Also OP, do you have plates in it?

>>23489190
He'll be Sgt Maj in 3 months tops
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>>23489005
>>23489120

You really need to start working out and if you don't feel like going to a gym you need a reliable calisthenics program.

Your plate carrier placement has improved, have this doc if you haven't seen it yet.
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>>23489197
>implying I haven't done this shit for real
Gee you think? His skinny ass doesnt look like he could even handle carrying an 8 lb rifle more than 500 meters.
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>>23489120
>what about my stomach?
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Not OP. Is this too big for me? Maybe I should have ordered a size smaller.
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>>23489199
no, any tips where I should order them?

>>23489200
I know I am a skinny fag. Workingout is next on the todolist

>>23489217
thx mate

>>23489222
>>23489222
kek'd
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>>23489120
Pull up those goddamn pants, faggot. Unless you're a prison bitch, you have no business sagging them that low since you're clearly not a balla.
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>>23489222
usa usa usa!
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>>23489190
lost.
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>>23489222
No way that is real. That has to be someone from /k/.

>>23489229
http://armour-wear.com/product-category/all/hard-plates/
No matter what any faggot on here says, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT buy steel plates for protection. Yes they are cheaper but they lack the necessary protection and weigh a fuckload.
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>>23489208
>he could even handle carrying an 8 lb rifle more than 500 meters.
500 meters? in 2014 we fight in urban areas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7D91RHKB6o
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>>23489222
trips confirm for yes
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>>23489229

Do you prefer the gym or calisthenics at home?
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>>23489255
>showing me a youtube video of shit I've done before
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>>23489262
I had an abonnement for the gym for about 1 years, but didn't bother to go alone, since I have no friend whos interested in working out

I think I should try working out at home
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>>23489262
From the looks of it, nothing. If this guy gets shot he's going to break like a twig.
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>>23489173
oh shit Thank you skellington

I don't fear most of these, but I'm playing this one safe
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>>23489269
>shit I've done before
kissing little sand hills?

you should go to Syria. that's a real war.

republicans won the vote. well your chances to die in Syria got increased by 80%
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>>23489281
You should try eating.
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>>23489269

Pic related.

>>23489281

The Home Strength Program is a good babby's first calisthenics: http://fortismag.com/calisthenics.html

It's what I used after going many months without any fitness. I recommend working out every other day unless you are very sore in which case wait until the soreness goes away to start again.

>>23489285

lel, I just meant what he preferred, not what he did.
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>>23489312

also >>23489297

You will need to change your diet to put on weight in order to gain a healthy shape.
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>>23489292
>implying you've ever left your mom's house
Please nigger. Syria isn't my war. Take your fat ass over there and learn a thing or two before you try to tell anyone about combat.

>>23489312
>Faulkner mirin dem glutes
I'm okay with this.
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>>23489297
>>23489321
I eat like a horse and got hyperthyroidism.
Putting on weight is hard as fuck for me.

More than 2 meters tall and only about 80kg.
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>>23489345
>hyperthyroidism
Self diagnosed, I presume?
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lrn2shoulder press, faggot
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>>23489345
Simple. Eat more.
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>>23489350
no, its diagnosed, but light.
But anyway this is not my personal blog. Thanks for the advice.
See ya fuckers
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>>23489120
>like this?
Yes. Like that. Your stomach will be fine, its mostly less vital organs. You want to protect your upper thoratic cavity because it contains heart, lungs and aorta.
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>>23489345

Then get ready to eat like a morbidly obese horse.

Good luck, dude!
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