Are you prepared for the happening /k/? Of course, I'm

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>>23286884
How do you kill that which is already dead?

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>>23286884
By becoming one of them of course.

>>23288434
A solid push.

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>>23286884
>TFW you realize that when you sum everything up you are basically a jellyfish piloting a flesh and bone mecha.

>>23288434
By smashing it to little bits.

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>>23288519

>>23288519

>tfw you're not living in the universe, you're living in a model of the universe in your head

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>>23288519

What caliber is best used to stop a skeleton?

I think the larger and heavier the round the better it would do to destroy the skeleton's physical structure, but what is used to destroy the dark magic that holds the skeleton together, meta-physically, what we need is meta-physical rounds.

>>23288768

This is a serious question.

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>>23288768

Seriously?

My bet is shotguns. Undead skeletons would require catastrophic damage to put them down. I don't think anything other than shot will work.

I mean think of how many shots it would take you to obliterate one joint, or bone, beyond usefulness.

>Hur there's no tendons and ligaments or muscle to hold it together so it would just break apart anyway

I think if it were a legitimate situation of OHSHIT THESE SKELLINGTONS IS KILLING US, you would have to remove the entire joint in question. One shot per leg and arm joint.

Medieval weapons would probably be better against skeletons, honestly.

>>23286884
Don't worry, I have my spellbook and my rifle already prepared.

Command Undead in one hand, 5.56 in the other. I'll become the next lich king.

>>23288807
But what if the dark energy that holds the joints together is impervious to physical damage?

>>23288807
>Medieval weapons would probably be better against skeletons, honestly.

>You will never swing your 91/30 like a massive club to sweep apart the shambling bone-men.

>>23288823
Then we're all good and fucked.

>>23288823

Can dark energy be displaced, if so, maybe by high-volumes of fire?

>>23288807

Im not going CQC with a skeleton. Skeletons are much harder to hit, and are not limited by muscles and skin.

>>23288859
Only if you bless each bullet.

>>23288859

Metroid Prime 2 taught me that darkness is displaced by light and reverse.

>>23288867
>and are not limited by muscles and skin.

This is exactly why they are much more frail than you are.

Also if you 91/30 club it up >>23288827, it's not CQC anymore.

>>23288888

They might be frail, pents overlord, but imagine getting your hand stuck inside of a skeleton's ribcage while it bares down on you with it's melee weapon/

>>23288928

>Not using shotgun or polearm

Pleb

>>23288937

I wouldnt want my shotgun to get consumed by the skeleton either. I wish there was a martial art tailored specifically to fighting the undead.

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>>23288950
>implying you can punch out a skeleton

Without a brain inside, there's nothing to smack against the inside of the skull through force to cause a KO

You need a sword.

>>23288454
>skeleton commando

Holy shit THEYRE AMONG US

>>23289001

But you can break plenty of individual bones that the skeletal system just falls apart.

This is only possible if the skeletons are held together at the joints by dark energy, and not the entire structure suspended by dark energy.

>We joke about the skeleton uprising
>it starts to pick up some momentum
>it starts popping up on other forums
>then there's a movie about a skeleton uprising
>suddenly there's video games
>and skeleton killer AR's
>eventually there's people who take it seriously
>it drags out for years

Replace "skeleton" with zombie and "uprising" with apocalypse.

This is how it starts guys.

>>23289034

>super-x creates the skeleton-x brand of blessed, diamond tipped rounds used to kill skeletons. It becomes their best selling product.

Just remember /k/

Every time a skeleton kills one of us...we become a skeleton and are forced by evil magick to betray our bonds of loyalty to the human race.

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>>23288816
>>23288807
>>23288768

Uhh...guys?

We're gonna need a bigger gun.

>>23289094

>Imagine attacking it with Grad rockets
>it just piles back toghether

>>23289094
Tear it down before its to late!

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>>23289102
We unlease an army of dogs

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>>23289094
>on the first day of the Skeleton Wars, Chicago and DC were both leveled by the dinosaurs they had once so proudly displayed

>>23289135
lol wtf

>>23289135

That might work. Unless the animals of earth are busy fighting their own skeletons. We have to recruit the help of the animal kingdom without skeletons, but instead, exoskeletons.

>>23289150
Chinese Crested dogs mang.

thank mr skeltal

>>23289145
>>23289094
You all laughed when I abstained long enough to become a wizard.

Now I have Control Undead. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

>>23286884
>no flamethrowers
it's cause you guys think the holocaust didn't happen isn't it.

>>23289293
>making them stronger by turning them into charred bones skeletons

Amateur

>>23288805
Buckshot, nothing else is very effective

thank mr skeltal

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>>23286884
I bought my first gun Zastava M70A

How fucked am I for buying a Yugo TT

>>23290047
>9mm
>not 7.62 tokarev

I would cry if i wasn't laughing

>>23290060
>I would cry if i wasn't laughing
So in other words. I am fucked

>>23289135
I didn't know dogs could be hipsterfaggots

>>23290086
Not fucked just retarded.

>>23290093
>Not fucked just retarded.
I only paid 230 bucks for it so it's not that bad.

>>23290060
Yeah, how dare he buy a gun that he can feed for half the price, and actually find ammo for.

>>23289313
Cooked bone is weaker, dude, which is why you aren't supposed to give those roasted bone things to dogs that can actually chew, and are supposed to get raw bones instead.

>>23289034
I never got the fear of a zombie apocalypse, if you just build a shelter like a bomb shelter stock it with supplies to last you 2+ years the zombies will just rot away and you'll be safe.

>>23286884
It's too late anon.
There's a skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW.