ausfag here was reading the newspaper today when pic
pretty ebine tbh ayy lamayoed all over my underwear
>TFW you'll never be so metal that your name is "Angry Anderson"
>yfw political family
Caribbean, not even once
I was once arguing with a guy who didn't know shit about guns.
I told him 7.62x51 nato is the cartridge you probably will use for hunting the big game, 22lr for small. He told me: "7.62x51 NATO !!1 LOLZ)) xD 7.62 shit .308 is the best bullets "
i have a picture on my other computer of chinese sks' being described as 'modern military-style heavy assault rifles' that fire 'armour piercing bullets' 'as fast as you pull the trigger'
Screenshot from the Columbine movie
>Yet they don't wanna ban cigarettes
I'd love too honestly.
Watching smokers get blown the fuck out by clean air laws has been one of my greatest joys over the past decade
>no longer have to inhale someone elses shit while in a restaurant
>it felt just like a porn shop, tobacconist, etc
all of which are legal entities that nobody is trying to ban
>a guilty pleasure
>it's bad to have fun
fuck me m8s
that's the point m8.
>Stop doing what I don't like
>You shouldn't be allowed to harm yourself if you choose to do so
Gun ranges should be banned because of the high levels of lead in the air. They are a danger to everyone who does to them.
This guy must have been to a shit hole gun store, or he's a liar.
In fairness, I did go to a gun store that is exactly how he described it. Mother fucker was charging $90 for a brick of Thunderbolt .22lr.
I have no problem with banning smoking in public places and around kids, because that shit is nasty, but it should be allowed in private areas. I mean, who doesn't enjoy the occasional cigar?
Except it harms everyone else around them as well. I don't give a shit if people smoke in their homes, but I shouldn't have to inhale their garbage when walking down the street.
Peoples choice to go there knowing the risks. Doesn't bother people in public.
AH I found the one with the .9mm assault rifle
>One of the guns, a high-powered .9mm assault rifle, was seized around 4.15 am, yesterday when police from the Southern Division Task Force, CID, Princes Town, Barrackpore and Moruga stations, raided a house at Cachipe Village, Moruga.
Good thing they got locked up, they have shitty taste in guns
>I just avoid places with smokers
Would be fair if they didn't do it in the streets.
And the needs of one smoker shouldn't ruin the dining experience for dozens of other people. Or the 1/10 smokers at the concert I was just at polluting the air for hundreds of other people.
It'd be cool if they could just be considerate, I don't mind if they smoke in their own homes.
At least the vapor stuff is becoming popular, I actually don't mind breathing that in second hand.
>yfw the only real high power firearm is actually 9mm
>yfw actually .9mm
This is something I ask all the time, where does it start from? because >>22976205
I guess anything that's capable of being thrown and drawing blood.
>ban high powered rocks
Like I said, I just avoid those places all together.
A decent amount of restaurants nowadays have smoke free areas and stuff like that.
Ah ha! Found the other one
since you went to that effort i dug up my image
it becomes clear that the article describes chink sks'
Never, ever underestimate the no-fun ignorance some people have.
IIRC, that's supposed to be ridiculous, and it ends up falling apart. This on the other hand...
lol I dunno, I'm just some Caribbean nigger.
We can actually own guns here, just have to be 25 and know people to get a permit.
After that, the world is your oyster for semi autos.
Fucked my way into the US though.
found these faggots littering in my neighborhood.
I wonder how they would act if people start sewing their lips closed and cutting off their fingers.
Shit on my 2nd, I'll take away your 1st.
I'm sure it was found with high capacity 8 or 10 round clips.
Russia has shit gunlaws and lots of corruption.
There's switzerland, just get a degree in compsci and there you go.
The US, unless you fuck your way in, you ain't getting in.
Oh and it seems to be happening now.
The equivalent of the Favelas here
it's absolutely disgusting that even firearm manufacturers are in on this horseshit. pic related.
It's a real gun.
Home made in fucking 'Strailya mate.
Mag goes in the pistol grip.
The stick is just a folding fore-grip.
>muh perfect gun laws
HAHA! Criminals will never be able to get guns now that they're super illegal! Just like they can't get drug..... Oh, wait.
>it's impossible to make somehow
Primers can be made out of matches and powder can be made with cotton in conc. nitric acid which isn't that hard to make at all.
DAH JOOS made cases out of lipstick case brass among other things
Polymer cases are a thing as well and aren't as weak as people think
So ban lipstick, lead batteries, fertilizer, matches and cotton clothes?
That makes gold and other jewelry banned as well since they use Aquas Regia to clean gold and shit like that.
Not to mention basic salt is banned as well since all you have to do is run hot salt water though an electric current and you have half of the primer.
Sulfur would be banned as well.
People would only be allowed to shit and piss in toilets because those can be used as well.
Matter of fact, metal gets banned too.
Oh lord, I don't know what makes me laugh more
>full .45 cartridge coming out the muzzle
>poorly photoshopped trigger added because they couldn't tell there's already a trigger there
Whats funny is that the current law required your name, address and license number to be recorded when purchasing ammuntion but if you buy cases, primers, gun powder and projectiles (all can be bought over the internet without a license apart from powder) nothing needs to be recorded
While we're at it, the stumps themselves could then be a danger, so all limbs should be banned and confiscated. After all, technology has made limbs unnecessary for modern society. The skull too could pose a danger from head butting, so either soft helmets should be mandatory, or skulls should be surgically removed and replaced with a soft polymer or other malleable material.
You think that's bad?
Look at these deadly salt weapons that they seized at customs.
But it gets worse.
They seized this toy gun because it vaguely resembles a real mp5k which they procured just to compare the two. You can't have a toy that makes zapping noises, they can have a submachine gun.
And this one will blow your fucking mind.
Customs seized a shipping container full of these deadly replica firearms that were going to be sold to the public, these things would have been on the streets and in collectors inventories everywhere.
>pointing them at each other
>just about to slice chubby's finger off with the bayonet
>that poor furniture that can't decide if it's wood or polymer
wait, are these even real guns?
Oh, fuck me. Our company actually handled that container.
Man I had a laugh when we got a copy of the quarantine direction with the list of items in the box that had to be destroyed, which was the contents of the entire box.
Then we delivered it to the customer.
Mein sides were not to be seen that day.
>wait, are these even real guns?
That question is a joke right?
They're probably all bb/airsoft guns, or possibly that the pistols are bb guns and the rest just happened to be in the same shipment and all got seized and used in a photo op.
Fucking Decepticon scum.
Seriously though, Customs in Ausfagland is full retard.
>blatantly obvious toy?
>folding knife with tactical assault style fire-starter
>folding knife with tactical assault style fire-starter
Good lord no, have you tried importing a folding knife in the last 2 years? It's extremely hit and miss, but if you've ever had a package seized in the past, you'll never get a "one handed opening knife" into the country because you're on a list that doesn't exist.
Eh, I ordered a knife that came with a magnesium fire starter a couple of years ago, technically it required 2 hands to open it but because I dont have little babby hands like most people I could open it with one hand anyway.
Wasn't assisted opening (spring etc) or anything like that, just a really fucking sharp knife that held an edge really well until my younger brother snapped the tip of the blade off.
goddamnit, I had repressed that show existed. Now I'm stuck with the unpleasant memory of knowing about the oblongs.
Basically anything with a thumb stud or anything that can be opened by what they call the "flick test" will be seized and kept...oops I mean destroyed by the person who seized it if the package is inspected.
Only X amount of packages are actually inspected, but if you have had shit seized in the past, they will check every package that comes through with your name on it in the future.
Hell I even had a flyer in one package once saying "your package was inspected, there was nothing illegal inside", no shit, thanks a lot assholes.
One thing about living in a police state, there's police patrolling fucking everywhere. Response times here tend to be measured in seconds for anywhere that isn't bumfuck nowhere.
Still doesn't stop crimes.
Hell the happening is happening here right now. Or well did a few hours ago. They haven't found any of the guys that shot that station up.
There's lots of cases where someone gets pumped full of bullets and the police are there 10 seconds after the guys who pulled the triggers just ran off.
Its like a 2 minute response time for urban/sub-urban areas
If you get to a phone and lock yourself in a room you'll survive a home invasion
Try to defend yourself inappropriately? (With a weapon) , you'll be charged with manslaughter and be sent straight to Jail...
Have fun fighting off a 6ft bikie or abo meth-head with your mobile phone you cunts..
Welcome to Ausfailia... FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!!
Not much they can do if you wait till the funs over to call them.
I mean, i was working a pizza shop and someone tried to rob us. A chick was in the back and called the cops. They were there before id even finished emptying the register in an outer suburb, probably a minute at most.
>Living in a country so shit the concept of functional government services is utterly inconceivable
Rarely do I get to laugh at american tears of jealousy, but this is one of those times.
I'm an aussie dumbass.
The cops aren't gonna be there before they've had time to steal everything or rape and murder you.
Only a nanny state asshole believes the cops will save anyone.
was going to say the same thing, and it is exactly the same yahoo crusaders that want to ban everything else, no fun allowed.
in their minds if you let people do anything other than read the bible and lick the boots of the state while hiding under your desk in a fetal position they want to ban it.
get out of here goddamn loch ness monster
>mount for bayonet, grenade launcher
I don't even have an appropriate reaction image
I feel like the chance of this being done by some hasgunz jokester at the newspaper is higher than 0. I wouldn't put it past some idiot to have done, but I feel like if an idiot wanted a gun with a trigger they would have just gotten a gun with a trigger, not done that.
This makes me sad
I can fit 600 rounds in my ar-15 magazines, they don't even need to be the same cartridge. I like to mix it up and shoot everything from 22lr to 300 winmag randomly. I call it the Flinch Tester.
>"You don't NEED to see that far."
;_; I wake up nice and early this morning to see this disgusting gore.
>tfw not free
>tfw no funs
>tfw al that waste
I wonder how people would react if laser weapony were suddenly available.
What legal storm would appear from such market?
What insane misconceptions would arise?
>mfw soldiers throwing bullets at each other
Who hurt you? Do you need someone to talk to you?
>gun shop equated to a porno shop as being muggy, dirty and rack with guilty pleasure
>tfw I was in a gun shop to look at PTRs and bought an extending baton on impulse, and the place was clean, clear and the staff were talking about cool shit with the LEOs and civilians who were bumping elbows in front of the racks of ammunition belts
>tfw these people will never know how friendly gun owners are because they're too close minded to actually try a gun instead of writing some bullshit post on the internet
This shit is getting me hard right now.
>that fucking shooting scene
Also, it was only "inspired by" Columbine.
That's pretty bad but I have seen some shit even worse.
>visit friend in UK back in 1999
>friend works at a metal waste disposal plant
>knows I am into guns and calls me from work
>"hey anon you liked guns, eh? come check these out"
>go and see police officer patrolling outside
>inside another officer is inspecting a trolley full of guns
>friend comes up and tells me they were found in some collectors basement
>mostly just old bulldog revolvers, still hurts though
>into the furnace they go
>officer brings a really nice looking wooden box
>two flinlock duelling pistols inside
>absolutely beautiful pistols, the box has silver hinges and silk lining
>officer is unsure what to do with them
>friend just takes the pistols and smacks them against the ground to get the silver parts off
>cry inside as he puts the silver parts in a smaller box and throws the pistols on the cart that would later go into the furnace
I got my thousand yard stare that day.
>kid goes around telling people dont go in school like an autist instead of calling 911
>random tyrone slow walking throughout halls gets popped
>no optics on rifle
>no fucking police
>Peoples choice to go there knowing the risks. Doesn't bother people in public.
How is that different than from going to a restaurant, or bar, or any place of business really that allows smoking? You know they allow smoking, therefore by going there you accept the risk.
I don't smoke btw, think it is a disgusting habit and hate being around it, but I think my question is a fair one.
>mfw hickock was in my local news
>local police buy 15 surplus full auto m16s
>TO KEEP IN OUR LOCAL SCHOOLS
>used hickoks full auto ar15 video
>"THIS VIDEO SHOWS THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE M16"
>he hits a coke bottle
>mfw nobody died at Sandy Hook
>mfw it was a drill
>mfw even after the FBI reports nobody still believes it
>mfw they still use this fabricated tragedy as anti-gun propaganda
>tfw americans managed to defend off a gun-grabbing shillery
>tfw it took one killing is australia for all our guns to be grabbed
>tfw our President makes this sound like something we all should aspire to in American gun policy
I wish this was still just parody, but I saw this at a gun control booth at the University today near the failing health food store.
>"Hey, Anon I herd you like dogs?"
>Takes me to a shelter
>mostly sick old dogs, but I'm still said
>they start euthanizing the dogs
>pull out a young healthy happy puppy
>doctor not sure what to do with him
>friend bashes dogs head in with a pipe
Same thing in my mind,
It's the closest thing I had to their poster, but they did convince a M240 with an AR pattern and claimed that the belt feeding made the bullets fly farther.
they fucking destroyed smothebore black powder shit to. wow im glad i dont live there
I propose a new joint operation. Fuck sealand, fuck private islands. Operation Dic/k/smasher.
We land in some unmonitored stretch of coastline in AUS. Forward teams of Ausfags will locate the target (that hydraulic press, and the faggots who own/operate it). Operators will break in and seize the targets. Aforementioned faggots who own/operate will have be ziptied and have their dicks smashed in the machine. Operators will then thermite the machine and proceed to extraction.
>Have to spell out SANDY HOOK on the blackboard
>In case the message wasn't clear enough