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So /k/ do u have any gun related cringe stories? I do >be

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So /k/ do u have any gun related cringe stories?
I do
>be 13
>have regular guns but cousins have airshit so i go get one from walmart
>my cousins have strict as fuck parents so had to attend a firearms class
>well did that and we went to a indoor range
>shot the airshits while gun owners look in dismay and disgust
>pic related my face when I think of it
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>be me
>be 14
>In friend's car driving home from a party
>start talking about random stuff with friend, brother, sister, and second 'friend'
>second 'friend' is really just there because our parents force us to hang out with him
>he's super sheltered
>mention my parents bought me a pocket knife for my kindergarten graduation
>'friend' looks horrified by this
>"Your parents bought you a knife when you were SIX!?"
>slow nod my head
>explain it was one of those neat little ones with a 2" blade, saws, scizors, etc
>get into argument about ethics of a 6 year old owning a pocket knife
>mentions I got a gun for Christmas 2 years ago
>absoluteterror.jpg
>"Only killers have guns!"
>another thirty seconds or so of argument
>he's getting more flustered every second as myself, my brother, my sister, and my friend point out how we all had this kind of stuff and it's okay
>"Well, at least my parents raised me right!"
>totalsilence.png
>aboslutesilecne.gif
>We all stare in disbelief at what this cheeky little cunt just said
>Real friend's mom who is driving looks back, a look of disbelief on her face
>"Maybe you guys should talk about something else."
>can't talk about anything else because the faggots parents shielded him so he couldn't even play video games
>we never had to hang out with him again

Only one I have. To this day, I'm still friends with the other guy in the car whose mom was driving. We still shout, "At least my parents raised me right!" as a joke when it's appropriate.
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>>22972070
That's pretty fucked up
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>>22972070
>We still shout, "At least my parents raised me right!" as a joke when it's appropriate.

That's never appropriate to say anon.

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22971911
>always leave P2022 on nightstand, condition 1
>gf knows not to touch it unless she is in danger
>all is well
>one day gf brings friends home to study for nursing exam
>while giving her friends a tour before they sit down and tear their hair out they go into bedroom because gf want to show off "her" shoe closet
>I'm on the bed at this point paying fuck all attention because Archer is on
>gf's friend spots gun and curiosity overpowers her
>"OMG anon this is cool is it loaded?!?!"
>huh?
>CLICK
>I tactically my pants and shook for a few seconds
>gf actually went DEFCON 1 and removed them all from the room before I even processed what had happened

This crazy bitch pointed my weapon at my legs and pulled the trigger. For some unknown reason I had broken the gun down earlier, presumably out of boredom. When I put it back together I just dropped the hammer instead of racking it. There is a a God and he favors /k/ommandos.

>inb4 irresponsible
I know, I should have been aware and made preparations by putting it away.
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>>22972172
>"Is this loaded?!"
>Tests it by trying to shoot your leg.
What the fuck?
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>>22972110
Yeah, we all hated him growing up. At the time, Halo CE was huge and kind of the standard game. We couldn't talk about it in front of him because his parents didn't want him to hear about it. The only game he was allowed to play was DDR and Mario Party. I almost feel bad for my parents, because they KNEW we didn't want to hang out with the kid, but because of circumstance they couldn't avoid it.

One time he was over and we were playing Mario Party to pass the time. My brother and friend switched their characters to AI control, and my brother said he wanted to show my friend something really quickly, then they'd be back. Ten minutes pass and my bullshit alarm goes off.

I head upstairs into his room and found the two fuckers play Assault on the Control room. I was jelly and mad all at the same time.

Man, I really didn't like that guy. He's an adult now and his life is a fucking mess. I think it's because he was so sheltered. He's also a borderline wife beater. He was going to get married but she bailed on him because she wised up and saw what a prick he was.
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>>22972138
You should never joke about other people's misfortune.

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972206
You shouldn't criticize other people sense of humor.

At least my parents raised me right.
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I hope that faggot gets stabbed & shot to death ... At least my parents raised me right
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>All these Anon's had parents to raise them right.
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>>22972138
>>22972206
>>22972241
>>22972257
>>22972258
You shouldn't post that your parents raised you right.

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972195
That tends to happen with sheltered children all too much. I went to a ghetto public school until my Junior year then switched to a 99.6% white private christian school. The amount of bubble wrapped, helpless kids I encountered was unbelievable. It was noticeable even as far as the mental aspect goes. They had no "outside the box" ability. We needed to put an ATV in the back of a truck once and didn't have ramps. I told them to back it onto a trailer and drop the trailer gate onto the bed of the truck. Boom, instaramp right? No. You would have thought I handed them Saturn 5 schematics.
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>>22972172
>always leave M107 by nightstand, full mag and round in chamber
>Gf knows that it is gun so should not touch because girl cant gun and dont touch
>one day GF brings home friend to study how to bedpan
>gf's friend spots M107 and tries to pick it up
>gf's friend says hey is this cool is it loaded
>she pulls trigger and blows holes through every wall in my house ending with corner toilet which explodes
>i tactically still do not realize i am a fucking retarded idiot for leaving loaded weapons with rounds in the chamber laying the fuck around while guests roam the house
>gf goes DEFCON 7 and changed my diapers before i knew i pooped my pants because i'm a full on dipshit that lets my gf treat me like the fucking retard that i am
>TFW u never realize you are a fucking stupid idiot and still post stories on /k/ about your negligence
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>>22971911
There's cringe going on here right now. Euro fags and libfags everywhere.

>>>/b/570625236
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>>22972258
>implying implications

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972265
>You would have thought I handed them Saturn 5 schematics.

I don't know why I find this so funny, but I can't stop laughing.
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>>22972265

>Be in Ghetto public school in Alaska.
>Take a class on natural sciences, because easy A.
>Turns out, this class was basically us being the Jr. Deforesting team for the local ski areas.

>Be middle of winter and people need saws to borrow from us apparently.
>-20 and we have to start saws.
>Me and three others assigned to the duty.
>Watch these street thug kids flood their saws instantly.
>Backwoods me primes it, puts foot on the saw and rips it to life.
>I am the God of chainsaws from then on in that class.
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>>22972279
>not liking cringe threads

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972309
wew! pls change your namefag to god of chainsaw
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>>22972337
>Being a namefag.
At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972309
Another:
>2009
>in computer lab because teacher was ill and substitute decided to be cool as hell
>I take the computer in the back of the lab so I can fart around on bubblebox and funnyjunk
>playing thingthing3, kicking ass
>wait a second, it's way to quiet in here
>look up to find half the class just wide-eyed at me
>"dude how did you get past the filter?"
>"whoa man are you some kinda hacker?"
>seriously niggers? http........s? this is babby's first filter
>l33t hacker from then on
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>>22972367
Finally a funny one. Thank you anon.
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>>22972371
Keep it weapons related.

Did your parents not raise you right?
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>Me, be in shit high school less than a mile from Tacostan
>Two brothers, sis and I only whites in the school
>Spics everywhere
>German last name
>Students and teachers alike call us Nazis
>Dad shoots diamondback at ranch
>Fucking snake is longer than my sister is tall
>All we talk about all weekend
>Back to school Monday
>Chatting idly in class, shit teacher was shit who never maintained order
>Talking about what a bitch to kill snake was
>Three .410 shells to the head dammit
>Fem-spic hears us and leaps up shrieking
>"Dios Mio you guys own GUNS!"
>...yeah. This is West Texas, duh.
>Teacher! Teacher! Anon's dad has a gun! I told you they were Nazis!
>Other spics join in
>You have guns to kill Mexicans, admit it puto.
>Teacher lets them haze bro and I for rest of class. Tells me she isn't going to intervene because she finds guns highly disturbing. Maybe we'll learn something from this.

Son of a bitch I hated Del Rio.
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>>22972484
lol, i lived in Uvalde, was completely opposite of that
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>>22972387
Not knowing ThingThing is /k/ as fuck.

It's like your parents weren't even raised right.
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>>22972484
>Spics.
>Never raised right.
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>>22972484

At least their parents raised them right
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Somebody should screencap this for future humor threads.

I would, but my parents raised me right.
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>be young
>at range
>only allowed to load 5 bullets in mag
>load 15
>get in trouble for not following rules

My life.
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I am really enjoying this thread. My parents are both anti-fun, but they're coming around. I'm trying to raise them right.
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>>22972484
i hate mexicans so much
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>Leave gun on counter.
>Unleaded.
>Be in living room and hear crash in bedroom.
>By the time I get to my room the culturally enriched gentleman has my gun pointed in my face.
>*Click*
>"NIGGA WHAT?!"
>Beat him with a bat.
>I never leave ammo in my guns.
>Because my parents raised me right.
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>>22972667
What kind of awful rule is that?
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>>22972667
The hell? I shot full magazines through ARs at 16-17.

Oh course when I think of the modern 15 year old it makes sense.

Damn CoD.
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>>22972717
>Unleaded.

>About to make a quip when I realize something.
>Unleaded.
>Un-Leaded.
>No lead in the gun.
>Oh my god, unleaded means the gun isn't loaded.
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!
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>>22972717

>Leave gun on counter.
>Unleaded.
>Be in living room and hear crash in bedroom.
>By the time I get to my room the culturally enriched gentleman has my gun in his pack and his pointing his gun at me.
>*bang*
>"NIGGA WHAT?!"
>Blinding pain, bleeding out.
>I never leave ammo in my guns.
>Because my parents raised me very stupidly.
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>>22972859
>>Leave gun on counter.
>>Unleaded.
>>Be in living room and hear crash in bedroom.
>>By the time I get to my room the culturally enriched gentleman has my gun in his pack and his pointing his gun at me.
>>*bang*
>>"NIGGA WHAT?!"
>>Blinding pain, bleeding out.
>>I never leave ammo in my guns.
>>Because my parents raised me
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>>22972851
Back to reddit, queeb
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>>22971911
I have like 2 half-cringes that might amount to one cringe.

The first one is half cringe cause I don't think I acted very irresponsibly, but you be the judge:
>high school
> bros with rich redneck manlet
>we have a mutual friend
>kinda goofy but seemed like he had a good heart (let this be a warning to you all)
>showing them my pellet guns
>bro knows the drill, keep guns pointed down, don't muzzle sweep, be a decent human
>hear gay ass laughter from our friend
>turn around
>he's literally pointing a pellet gun pistol directly at my forehead
>can't remember if I pushed it aside or stepped aside
>don't make much of a scene cuz beta
>proceed to let him shoot some .22 cbs
>does alright

Dude wasn't a bad kid but damn he needed an ass whooping

next half-cringe, only half cuz I din do nuffin:
>Be my dad
>absolutely scrupulous and unforgiving about the 3 or however many commandments of gun usage
>a fucking icon of stability and responsibility
>fast forward to bein innawoods: brother, Dad, myself
>I'm walking around camp being useless
>Hear a gunshot
>from inside
>the cabin
>nigga you wot
>my father in his ineffable wisdom decided the best way to check if a handgun was loaded way by jamming on the trigger as he checks the chamber
>guess it slips or some shit
>gun goes off in near proximity to my brother
>my dad tears people a new asshole for anything starting to appear like someday in a million years a person might get close to muzzlesweeping with an empty weapon
>yet he literally almost killed my brother

He's still in denial about it to this day, blamed the dude that owned the gun for leaving it loaded
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>>22972484
>Spics calling german kids nazis
>they still wonder why people hate them.
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>>22972267
couldn't contain myslef
>top kek
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>>22972717

>unleaded

Did you not raise your parents right?
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>>22972484
This is what happens when shitty people immigrate and get indoctrinated by gun grabbers. Used to live in Nevada and the non city mexicans were progun. Few koreans that lived there where also /k/ as fuck

>dat mandatory unpussified conscription
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>>22972309
Another Alaska bro hear. What school you go to. I was at Nenana.
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>>22972963
...
East.
Literally the ghettoest one in Anchorage.
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>>22972667
someones parents must have not raiased them right
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>hey anon im thinking of getting a mosin
>neat thats cool, we can go shooting sometime
>yeah and im also buying an archangel stock for it
>mfw
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>>22972717
>Never leaves weapons loaded
Handguns yes, tube shotguns, no. Either carry it with you room to room (paranoid as fuck, ik) or hide that shit. Under the bed or in a drawer is enough.
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>>22972484
Should have called them racist. That could have made there brains explode.
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>>22972851
>>22972859
maybe his gun only takes premium? or diesel?
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>Buddy talks about new gun he got.
>Sounds awesome, want to go see it/finger fuck it.
>Invites me to his house so we can fingerfuck it together.
>Never been to his place, so, there's that.
>Knock on door.
>Bro it up, the usual.
>Walking to his safe.
>Start to notice things are off about the place.
>Not the furniture or the television.
>The whole being stared at by pony plushes.
>Okaaay.tiff
>He opens his safe, motherfucker has an arsenal in there.
>Motherfucker has a Tokarev.
>I want a Tokarev.
>Fingerfuck Tokarev.
>Don't give a fuck anymore about the creepy pony shit he has.
>Because my parents taught me right.
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>>22973097
>Implying I don't own a smart gun.
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>>22973110
>/k/ has a playdate with flandre
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>>22972974
Ah, you from real ghetto. All the village natives hear think there hardcore niggers.
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>>22973082
>A Nazi calls someone racist.
...
Shit, my nose is bleeding.
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>>22973110
>ponyfag spikes your drink
>you wake up bound and gagged, spread-eagled on a cot, body painted orange with apples painted on your asscheek, with a blonde wig glued to your head
>ponyfag is painted blue and wearing a purple dragon outfit, smearing his dick with lube while "winter wrap up" plays in the background
>as he approaches you, you smell that the lube is of the flavored kind
>apple flavored
>as his tumescent erection jams itself into your protesting, twitching shitlocker, he puts his mouth next to your ear and whispers
>"hey applejack, how do ya like them apples?
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>>22973127
He had those plastic shells and bullets too.
The ones you can practice with indoors.
That was fun as fuck to operate a revolver inside a house.
>Waste of primers.
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>>22973228
>spikes.
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>>22973186
Saw three fights.
Had the school gassed once with bear mace in the vents because reasons.
Only got sucker punched once by a spic with an agenda.
Because my parents raised me right.
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>>22973228
Why would he paint himself blue, if he was going to wear the dragon outfit?
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>>22973240
Hot glue rounds are fun as fuck. Somehow even more fun with a semiauto gun for me, loading in the bullets by the chamber, firing and racking the slide feels right.
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>>22973301
so that...wait shit you're right, i fucked up that part
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>>22973301
YOU MUST BECOME THE PONY
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>>22973301
Well, there was a scene where Spike was 'substituted' for Rainbow Dash in...

Wait.

IGNORE ME, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT SHOW.
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>>22973301
>what is wearing a buttplug tail and a stick on fins
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>>22972484
At least my mexicans hazed me right
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>>22972070
>>22972138
>>22972206
>>22972241
>>22972261
/k/-"At least my parents raised me right"
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>>22972484
>.410

I found your problem.
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>>22973416
It's alright anon, I watched the show when it first came out too for a lark, hearing about a My Little Pony show that people said was good was too weird and I had to know.

We shall bear the taint always and forever anon.
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>>22972070
>explain it was one of those neat little ones with a 2" blade, saws, scizors, etc
At least my trainer trained me right.
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>>22973483
...I only wanted to see it because based Q was in it.
H-honest.
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>>22973501
>based Q

Who?
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>>22973508
John DeLancie played a villain in the show.

The same guy who played Q in Star Trek.
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>>22973379
I am trained in pedantry, and I roll fuckin' 20s
>>22973416
You can't just leave me hangin', man!
>>22973420
That's hardly what I would call an outfit
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>>22973491
Wow, I just realized my inner pokefag is showing, and I haven't played that game in about a year.
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>>22973508
>Not knowing who Q is.
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>>22973517
Oh yeah he was chaos.

He was great.
I wonder if he is a hasguns?
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>>22973546
It's like his parents didn't raise him right
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>>22973535
>You can't just leave me hangin', man!
What, you want a goddamn link to the show?
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>>22973483
>Be me in college
>Be in anime club
>Every meeting we watch 4-5 anime episodes
>Like, second session of the semester
>New president decides MLP would be good
>Sit through 2 episodes
>Eventually pres figures out not everyone is that big of a faggot
I'm not sure if that was worse than watching the first pokemon movie, including Pikachu's Day Off, also at that same club, but it's close.
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>>22973560
>Never seen him on the list of celebrities who carry.
...
I hope he isn't a gun control fuckwad because I have too much respect for the guy.
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>>22973581
I- I actually think pikachu's day off is pretty okay and cute as fuck.
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>>22973581
>Be in anime club
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>>22973581
>implying the first Pokemon movie isn't at least decent

wasnotraisedright/10
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>>22973581
>Implying the first pokemon movie isn't BASED as fuck
I have some news for you anon, you might just be gay
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>>22973581
>Did not like the first two MLP episodes.

Did your parents not raise you right?
Kidding, the pilot was garbage.
He should have forced you all to watch 9 episodes for the Racism episode.
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>>22972632
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>>22973571
Fuck no, I don't got time.
Just explain the blue dragon thing.
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>>22973622
The nip subs are pretty good, dubbing is not so bueno
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>>22973626
fukkin saved
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>>22973626
Stahp. Don't do this. Just let it go.
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>>22973629
I meant the story man, I don't give a fuck about subs this, dubs that

Fucking powerful
I'm gonna have to go back and rewatch it now, thanks
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>>22973593
I knew there'd be at least one response like this, but I couldn't find I good spot to put.
>inb4
>anime club

>>22973623
SHE actually had ok taste most of the time, and usually we voted on what to watch.
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>>22973651
As long as it's the version that doesn't have the first ten minutes cut (like the English theater release), I'm happy. Cutting the first ten minutes of the movie because a kid and pokemon die was the dumbest thing 4kids or whoever handled the first movie did to it for the English release.
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>>22973628
>Horses get mindraped by Q.
>Eventually leader horse of the mindfucked band wants to fuck Q's shit.
>Gets shit to do fucking with and hands it out to mindfucked horses.
>Blue horse flew away in the first half of the episode.
>Dragon is promoted to new blue horse.
>Fuck you canon of friendshit doesn't work.
>Leader horse is broken.
>THE END.
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>>22973626
You gotta get them all. There's too much gold in this thread to just be forgotten.
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>>22973654
>SHE

Oh hoho!
So she was trying to force her feminist propaganda show on you!
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>>22973683
>He doesn't know how to cap.
>Implying his parents taught him right.
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>>22973679
Ok cool. Please accept this honorary ridicule.
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>>22973726
What the fuck is that from?

I want to know.
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>>22973626
your parents raised you right
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>>22973696
/pol/ pls go.

Just treat MLP like Spongebob. It's mindless cartoons. Colorful little horses running around doing colorful little horse things.
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>>22973696
I guess.

I am currently as we speak embroiled in a facebook argument about Emma Watson's nude photo scandal against her.
>inb4 facebook argument
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>>22973742
Reverse image search built RIGHT THE FUCK IN showed this Stella Women's Academy, High School Division Class C3 in the first result. Stop being so new.
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>>22973726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UdD4fVEwc0
Only if you accept this video representation of my previous post, as inaccurate as it is compared to my post.
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This thread is getting weird.
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>>22973742
From The 'Bu.
>Stella C3 somethingerother
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>>22973809
I can take it, but I don't know about you.
Beginning to suspect you weren't raised right.
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>>22971911
>well did that and we went to a indoor range
>shot the airshits while gun owners look in dismay and digust

holy fuck anon I hurt for thirteen year old you. Still laughed my ass of though
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>>22973855
>laughing at other people
At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22973762
MLP is not like Spongebob. Spongebob is about a bunch of irradiated sea creatures living in the zone around bikini atoll. If it was darker it would be like an underwater S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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>>22971911
>be me
>14 or something
>big into airshit
>buy sniper rifle
>buy real scope
>buy bipod
>buy some woodland fatigues
>make fake can for gun
>fake can actually helped with noise, cool
>spray paint gun OD
>wrap barrel in brown fabric

In my defense I was a pretty good "sniper" and that and a pistol holster was the extent of my gearfaggotry.
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>>22972717
>unleaded
personally i prefer my guns diesel.
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>>22973898
And MLP is like Warhammer, and the ponies are Orks.
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>>22973930
I'm not seeing the cringe
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>>22973898
Sandy is already dressed for the Zone, and she seems like she owns gun. Sandy is /k/ as fuck.
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>>22972484
Damn I live pretty close to Tacestan but the Mexicans in my school for the most part were cool any cholo'd out dipshits were pretty much universally hated by everyone except other cholos and outcasts
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>>22972484
I question the wisdom of a group of students making fun of the one kid with easy access to guns.
The teacher knowingly standing by and doing nothing doesn't help, either.
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>>22973964
That's because her parents raised her right.
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>>22973796
Why does that voice sound so familiar?

>Realize now I have Pony shit on my history.
FUCK
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>>22973696
>be former ponyfag
>inb4 there's no going back
There is almost no feminist agenda in there. The only hint is that most of the cast is fem, but that's to be expected, considering it's intended audience. Most of the *lessons* are just "don't be a little shit", which apply to boys and girls alike.
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>>22974065
The one thing that irks me about bronies is the fact that they stole our anthro planes.
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>>22972172

You are a fucking retard. You should not own a gun.

Condition 1 is for when you live in fucking Kebab Mountain on an operation, you dumb fucking peice of shit.

If your neighborhood is that bad, fucking move.

in the meantime, store your home defense weapon properly you utter jackass. you deserved to get shot, you imbecile, you incompetent, you moron, buffoon, tactitard.
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>>22972265
We had a kid like this at the rural school I went to. We jury rigged absolutely everything and it made him rage.

>be senior in High School
>inna shop class
>trying to get the football team's float out of the shop for a parade
>large shop garage door is jammed from when some jackasses, me included, decided to play baseball with a 2×4 and some scrap wood
>small garage door is too narrow for float to get through, but it works fine and is right next to the large one
>small door has a hand hold at the bottom
>we decide to have me ride the small one up using the hand hold to get the main door unjammed
>plan is going flawlessly but dump truck (what we called the sheltered faggot, still don't know why) freaks out and goes to the teacher
>teacher gives no fucks
>at this time the principal walks in
>dump truck rats us out
>she looks up at me, then looks at everyone else that was involved
>says "y'all are dumbasses" laughs and leaves
>dump truck is nearly in tears
>we fix the door and save the day

I miss the days of people thinking you're weird if you didn't have a gun in your car, also the sub who told us how sliced cheese helped win the war in the Pacific.
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>>22972070
Everyone has that guy
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>>22972484
holy fuck that's irritating, Spics can be so dammed annoying sometimes, especially in highschool. I live in West Texas too, but I'm in Odessa, so there are still plenty of whites here.
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I used to be that kid who thought he knew something because he played counter strike 1.5.

Then I discovered some gun forums and realized I didn't know shit. Spent my teenage years browsing those motherfuckers, absorbing knowledge and shit.

Bought a nugget and a shotgun when I was old enough, couldn't afford anything else. I got to shoot my first AR earlier this year, quite a bit of fun. Cringe story? I shot the steel plates with it and punched holes right through them, the guy didn't tell me until it was too late that they were only rated for handguns and 22. Sorry bro,
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>>22972195
At least her parents raised her right.
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>>22974109
>sliced cheese helped win the war in the Pacific
Enlighten me.
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>>22974087
r u upset
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>be innarange
>jew jersey but the few that like guns are pretty chill
>25 but probably youngest person there by 10-15 years
>shooting my recently unsporterized enfeild
>furniture was like glass by the time I was done polishing it
>dressed nice just for my raifu that day
>full fudd
>don't give a shit
>someone my age walks in
>mismatched camo
>plateholder with nothing in it
>fingerless gloves
>tacticooled and neutered ar
>it begged for death
>ak chest rig with two 10 rd mags in each cell
>he had to dig around to get the second one out for a solid minute each
>burned through mags in about 6 seconds
>barely go it on paper
>the fact his scope rattled around a full 2 cm with every shot was probably the reason
>everyone looks at us like we came in together
>try to ignore stares and just focus on shooting
>RO called for weapons to be cleared
>feel tap on shoulder
>oh god
>'Hey man, I really like your sniper rifle, you should have it tapped for a scope and replace that ugly wood.'

Almost choked a bitch out that day
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>>22972915
>>my dad tears people a new asshole for anything starting to appear like someday in a million years a person might get close to muzzlesweeping with an empty weapon

Gotta love people who take weapon safety too seriously.
Your dad reminds me of when I went to a range when I was younger and this massive faggot in a wheelchair that was literally screaming at everyone for even the slightest mistakes.
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>this thread
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>>22974174

i fucking mad

this retard is the person that will get our guns taken away, because he is a dipshit and a tool and a stupid, stupid individual
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>>22974174
It's not his fault. His parents didn't raise him right.
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>>22973581
>Not liking Pikachu's Day Off
Someone's parents didn't raise them right.
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>>22974109
There was always that one shithead in shop. Ours was a fat greasy retard we called Ricky. That kid was dangerous as fuck and there was no end to the dumbass shit he would do.
>would stand outside and stare at the sun while wearing gas welding goggles for minutes on end
>almost knocked me into the surface grinder
>walked around smacking hammers against each other
>ran around the class swinging a broom making light saber noises
>whipped his dick out right in front of the entire baseball team and started pissing

We would always put signs and shit on his back and someone ended up throwing his backpack in the toilet.
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>>22974181
Maybe he was in a wheelchair because someone else's recklessness with a gun made him a paraplegic
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>be airforce brat, dad is a CCT
>get sponfed all kinds of military movies and shit from dad
>be into guns cause dad plays 'violent' vidya like doom and jagged alliance all weekend with me watching on our 486dx
>mom puts the kibosh on it cause she doesn't like violence
>not allowed to own even nerf guns
>continues til im 16, neighbors have sks and hipoint and other poorfag shit, but i go shooting all the time with them dumping every penny i can get into it
>mom all butthurt bout it, dad thinks its cool
>mom puts kibosh on it
>be 17, join army, mom tries to say no but dad signs so i can instead of waiting a couple months
>be 26, now have good collection of slavshit, milsurp, and an ar and sig
>shoot with dad all the time since i moved back home
>mom be pissed bout it
>she cant do shit, at least my dad raised me right
>MFW
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>be private me in basic training in the army.
>it's heavy weapons familiarization day.
>go through 240B, 249 ranges with out a hitch.
>get to AT4 area.
>super asshole DS Baker is running it.
>everyone is saying "back blast area all clear" and waiting for the DS to say "clear" before firing practice round.
>be my turn.
>kinda fuzzy on what to do but don't wanna ask so i don't get smoked for being dumb.
>aim weapon down range and press what I think is the safety.
>weapon fires.
>instant butt hole pucker factor 10.
>DS Baker- "what the fuck was that private?"
>me-"i thought it was the safety DS"
>DS-"oh, well you should have asked"
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>>22974087
>store your home defense weapon properly you utter jackass
>If your neighborhood is that bad, fucking move.
thinking crime only happens in bad neighborhood, I hope some one pops your little suburbanite bubble, breaks into your house quietly and doesn't give you enough time to unlock your safe and load your guns.
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>>22974226
I think he may have been genuinely disabled

Not that I think they are really people in any sense of the word but that's like hitting a particularly dumb dog.
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>>22973952
I spent like $400 on gear when a real SKS cost like half that, I guess.
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>>22974227
I went to that range a fair bit, after about 3 months of going there it just looked more like he intentionally crippled himself to achieve super special snowflake status.
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>>22974226
That guy sounds awesome.
Thank god his parents raised him right.
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>>22974277
>Be me
>Hear BANG, CRASH in the middle of the night
>spend 20 minutes entering my 40 passwords into my magnetically sealed, 256bit, titanium dura-safe
>finally unlock safe
>open door
>burgler is inside my safe aiming my gun at me
>mfw I got robbed by Criss Angel.
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>>22974161
He had joined the Navy in 1942 and served on PT boats until the end of the war.

>hear we have a sub for chemistry class
>shit.jpg
>normal teacher is cool and subs are really hit or miss
>walk in
>it's Mr.D
>awww yessss
>get started with class
>kid who always misses breakfast pulls bread and cheese slices to make a sandwich
>Mr.D sees the cheese slices and goes into the 1000 yard stare
>everyone notices this and the class got awkwardly silent
>"i-is that American cheese you got there son?"
>kid looks around and nervously says yes
>Mr.D sighs and starts his story
>back in the war, the torpedoes we used were notoriously unreliable
>we tried everything, but we couldn't fix the circular runs, fuse issues, and depth issues
>that is, until one of my mates gets the crazy idea to slap a slice of cheese on the torpedoes
>we all thought it wqs a joke, until we fired our first cheese torpedo salvo
>we got our first shipping kill that night
>we continued this practice, along with many of the other boats
>the nips were terrified of them cheese torpedoes
>the Brass were always wondering who was snatching the cheese rations
>cheese torpedoes ran straight and true every time
>except once
>one cheese torpedo had a circular run and came right back at us
>I prayed to God that he wouldn't let that Satan cheese take me
>torpedo dove and ran right under us, exploding in #2 boat's wake
>I never lost my faith in cheese torpedoes, nor did the nips lose their fear of them
>I believe to this day that they helped us win the war

The man was brilliant, but half senile. I still don't know how true the story was.
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>>22974336
my sides
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>mfw parents dead
> no parents to raise me right
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>>22972192

That's noguns for you. Dangerously retarded, and you'd just know if that gun went off he would have blamed the evil gun.
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>>22974539
>not having children of your own
>not raising them right
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>>22974399

Telling bullshit stories with absolute aplomb is a valuable skill.
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>raised by wolves
>they raised me right
>yfw you can't track caribou like me
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>>22974584
But Absolut doesn't make a plum flavor
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>>22972713
Why anon? I've never done you no harm.
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>>22974635
you have guns in mexico?
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>>22973643
I want to let it go, but my parents didn't raise me right.
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>>22974584
>thinking that was a bullshit story

Obviously your parents didn't raise you.right
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>>22974641
I live in Burgerland. Hoping to earn my citizenship somewhere along the line. But then again, I too hate the cholofags. Fucking hated whenever I got in group projects with them.
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>never around guns growing up
>parents say guns are terrible and are the main reason people kill each other

I guess my parents didn't raise me right
they raised me left
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>>22974773
bazinga
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>>22974087

Let me go store my home defense weapon in a cabinet under a lock and separated from ammunition, that way I can quickly access it when I'm startled by someone invading my property. That's how home defense works, kids: you keep it unloaded and far away from ammunition.

Tell me you're one of those chuckle fucks who would carry with an empty chamber so I can laugh in your face. "I can draw, rack the slide, and point shoot the target in 2.5 seconds anon!" Yeah, that's the duration of an average gun fight regardless of whether it involves a citizen carrying or a cop, ya fucking dink.
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>>22974773
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>>22973796
He never becomes blue, anon.

I want to forgive you but HE NEVER BECOMES BLUE.
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>parents raising you right

Fuck, is this going to be a new thing? Please contain it to this thread. We don't need any more new maymays.
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>>22974896
He can't help but be green and purple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
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>>22974175
You shouldve choked a bitch out anon
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>>22974910
>Not liking new memes.
At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22972958

it's a shame that Korea is so unfree and restricted
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>>22975000
Trips confirmed
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>>22973097

Fuck that new low sulfur diesel, I swear I get less power in my already shitty 90s diesel, and with less mpg
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>>22974910
>Please contain it to this thread
I accidentally another thread.
eh at least my parents raised me right.
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>>22975017

And you can thanks Korea's parents for not raising it right.
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>be me
>be in kindergarten
>watch Saving Private Ryan in theaters when I was 5 years old, thus begining my obsession with WWII and D-Day.
>go to school Monday
>Draw olive drab heliciptors, army men and an American flag in art class
>teacher comes by
>"OH LAWWWWD"
>Fucking toothpick bitch Mrs. Reese with her dumb fuckin' bowlcut snatches up my art and calls my mom
>"You're mad because he drew a helicopter and army men? He's five."
>"THAT'S NOT THE POINT HURR DURR MUH VIOLENCE MUH PROJECTING"
>"He's from a military family. He loves hearing his grandpa's funny stories when he served."
>"WELL. I. YOU."
>"It's sad that a five year old has more patriotism than a middle aged teacher. I'll be by to pick him up and I will be speaking to the principal."
>Mom hangs up
>Reese glares
>Grabs me by my hood
>Crying, I have no idea what's going on. Just want to paint with my friends.
>Forced to sit in the corner until mom arrives
>Mom arrives
>Reese, principal and mom talk
>Principal agrees with mom while Reese blows a fucking aneurysm
>"Okay Anon, lets go home now. You'll have a new teacher starting tomorrow okay?"
>"B-but mom I made a painting for grandpa, I want him to have it and she took it."
>"Sorry but we have to go, Anon."
>Quietly cry on the way home
>Desperately try re-creating it when I get home
>Give up, can't duplicate the original
>Later found out my grandpa kept all my drawings of him in the army in his battle chest after he passed
>Found out he was in the Island Hopping campaign because he refused to fight the Germans (German family, didn't want to risk killing family)
>Manly tears because of how much my crappy art meant to him
>Manly tears because it will always be missing my masterpiece.

At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22975051
What a fucking cunt.
>>"B-but mom I made a painting for grandpa, I want him to have it and she took it."
I definitely wasn't expecting that feel.
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>>22975051
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>>22975051
I cringed at the bowlcut...
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>>22975051
Holy shit.
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>>22974274
Ha, I got one about some cadidiots.
>be range medic for ROTC
>I guess they shoot qual, ok whatever
>they also qual with m249 (wat)
>mostly bored, each cadet fires maybe 10-15 rds into this hillside/berm

Important story note: berm is approx 10M tall, 30M wide (don't ask me why this was deemed appropriate for machineguns) and also right near civilian airfield.

>cadet jackoff can't get on target
>range NCO says "drop it down," referring to his muzzle
>cadet drops the buttstock, squeezes trigger, 10-15 rds.
>no splash, no impact
>wat
>15 or so rounds of 5.56 just went rocketing out of m249 at about 30 degree angle
>legitimately could have struck an aircraft
>legitimately range got shut down because rounds impacts some aircraft hangar
>mfw
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>>22975051
Shit dude, similar thing happened to me. Just not as feel-y

>family is pure-blooded Americans, been here since the colonies, family fought and died on both sides of the Revolution and the Civil War
>been to gravesites in Gettysburg and Valley Forge and various other places where family had died and was listed
>in 6th grade learning about the Revolution
>talk about the Battle of Trenton and how Germans were too drunk to fight
>decide to illustrate that in class and finish up during lunch afterwards
>counselors walk around table top table because lolliberalamerica
>one counselor sees my drawing, takes me away from lunch and sits me with the school psychiatrist
>psychiatrist talks to me about obsession with war and alcohol
> asks me if we had guns in the house, family was military, or anyone drank
>tell them yes (one shotgun), yes (whole family), and yes (we have a wine rack full of 50+ year old booze that gets handed down)
>she keeps me after school
>calls my parents and demands they come urgently
> that think I got in trouble our something, but she tells them worse
>tells them that I'm not fit for a healthy school environment, and that they were going to contact Child Services over what I told them
>she also said that I should be put on ADD/ADHD medicine
>parents are noping the fuck out asking what is the matter of this
>counselor comes in and shows them the picture I drew
>parents stomp out, from then on I'm home schooled, not before calling them "unpatriotic fucks, trying to take my son away from me because of a simple drawing. Fuck you bitch." (Their exact words)
>mfw the next year they bought me a .22
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>>22975252
>homeschooled
How did that turn out
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>>22973416
I'VE GOT MY FUCKING EYES ON YOU
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>>22975051
10/10 hope it's real
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>>22975288
I'm sure his parents raised him right.
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>>22975240
>cadidiots

top fucking kek
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>>22973626
>>22974654
Can't wait to hear about this from my reddit friends in ohhh six weeks.

Fuck you
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>>22975308
>mfw new meme
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>>22975288
I was only home schooled up until high school, but due to... medical... stuff... I was homeschool again junior and senior year.

I'm an aeronautical engineer living in the middle of the forest in a contemporary home I built myself so I can stay secluded. I think it turned out well.

I work remotely too, so I can shitpost on 4chan while I work.
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>>22971911

I know this person.
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>>22975329
I'd say your parents raised you right.
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>>22975329
>medical stuff
>uncontrollable, chronic masturbation
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>>22972172
When I was a kid I used to store my weapons improperly as well.
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>>22974087
Are you 12? A lot of us keep a loaded gun next to our night stands or bed. We had a discussion about this a few weeks ago dumb fuck. The only places you see a gun in a gun cabinet locked are movies and extra funs. You always keep your HD guns near you. Otherwise I hope someone breaks into your house and steals your shit while you fumble around for ammo and guns.
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>>22973416
ARE YOU A FUCKING BROWNIE?
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>>22975344
>uncontrollable, chronic masturbation

That's called puberty, it happens to everyone...
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>>22975240
got one about retarded 13B NCOs.
>got reclassed from EOD to field artillery due to being more worried about fucking GF than the training.
>get reclassed with several other EOD dropouts.
>FTX time late in the training.
>cleaning tube of our paladin after a day of firing.
>the artillery equivalent of a massive cleaning rod goes through the open breach and crushes the fuze on a 155 HE shell inside the turret.
>NCOs just leave it be since it didn't go off.
>fuckers decide that they are going to fire it even though the fuze is crushed down on itself.
>I and every other EOD reclass on that firing point all "go get water" when that shell gets close to being fired.
>wait long enough "getting water" for the shell to have gotten fired.
still amazed that I wasn't killed by dumbfuck NCOs. especially since during that same AIT I saw an E-7 hammer on a 40mm during Mk 19 qual day.
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>>22975344
I wish.

Though for that I would just go to the bathroom in school and do a quickie, I was a sneaky fapper.
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>>22975252
you're parents raised you right
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>>22974110
>MFW I could have been that one guy
>TFW you didnt turn out to be that guy
Feels relieving mane.
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>>22975371
WAT.

I can't even. I've worked with gunbunnies, but I've never heard of something this stupid. Nevah evah.
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>>22975363
Puberty doesn't last 17 years
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>>22974195
He didn't think some bitch was stupid enough to just pick up a gun point it at someone and yell is this loaded and pull the trigger. And judging by your grammar you're 22 so shut the fuck up kid.
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>>22975371
Did you ever encounter a man named Chess in your travels through EODslovakia?
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>>22974175
>'Hey man, I really like your sniper rifle, you should have it tapped for a scope and replace that ugly wood.'
There is no way to convey my level of dismay and disgust.
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>>22975329
Homeschooled grade k-12 here.

I'm 23, own and operate my own small business and am making a very good living. I also have more college degrees than I know what to do with. Because of the nature of my work, I can also shitpost on 4chan all day while I work.

I wouldn't change a thing.
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>>22974305
sounds like a guy I knew in high school. He purposely got hurt so he got sympathy and some digits. (had small dick so he doesn't want girls to find out. We knew since someone yelled it out in the showers once and we all saw it. It basically looked like Changs dick from hang over)
So he would get hurt then not bother going the nurse or doctors to get it treated them the next fucking time we see him he just jumps down a few steps on the stairs and does this gay ass barrel roll and hurts himself more.
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>>22975428
negative. Doubt i'd remember him by name even if I knew him.
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>>22974195
y u mad tho
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>>22975538
Because his parents didn't raise him right
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>>22974615

Well maybe they should.
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>>22973795
I want reverse image search built right the fuck in.
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>>22972667
The state ranges I go to in PA have a 3 per mag rule, at least at the rifle ranges.
Pain in the ass when a RO is around.
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>>22973110
Something likethis?

Fuck man, I want a tokarev...
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>>22975763
did not raise right/10
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>>22972484
What a fucking shitty teacher...

Of all the kids she purposefully allows to get hazes, she picks the ones with access to guns?!

I swear sometimes Mexicans want to get shot.
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>>22975763
>horsefucker owns judge and poorfag guns

Well color me surprised...
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>>22974226
Guy actually sounds kind of cool minus the pissing bit.
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>>22975323
>mfw my story because the basis of a new meme

This is strange.
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>>22975941
At least you know your parents raised you right.
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>>22975941
I'm starting to see it in other threads. Your parents raised you right, anon.
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>>22975956
Apparently so.
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>>22975964
>>22975956
go back to /v/ or /b/ or wherever the fuck it is with your forced meme bullshit
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>>22976027
>being raised this improperly as a child
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>>22976043
It's literally the perfect response to everything. How can we not love it?

It'll be fine until Reddit and the rest of the internet find out about it. Just enjoy it until then.
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>>22976066
Dubs speak truth.
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>>22976043
Fuck off.

Further proof that mods=fags by allowing this shit posting to continue
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>>22976127
Maybe you should try being less mad
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>>22976127
Hey everybody, look at this guy whose parent didn't raise him right! Look at him and laugh!
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>be me
>gotta clean the ol sks
>be scrub dumbass
>use right (I'm right handed) thumb to open the cleaning kit spring trap
>fatal mistake
>thumb now stuck between the trap door and the kit
>hobble around the house looking for a screwdriver while my fucking SKS hangs off my thumb like the retarded slavic piranha it is
>finally find a screw driver
>cant fucking unscrew it with my left hand
>ask for my room mate to help
>takes him ages to get up from his beauty sleep
>uselessnigger.png
>he cant pry the bolts open because I can't hold it tight enough with my left hand
>put it between legs
>still can't
>Lenin is behind this
>ghetto rig a breaker bar to a socket with about three other sockets converting it to a screwdriver
>start prying
>starts coming off
>lots of cursing and groaning
>his gf come in
>lolhi
>she can't even
>finally get the fucking thing off
>thumb so red it needs a smallpox blanket

Don't ever use your thumb to open that little hellhole.
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>>22976161
How different is that hole from the one on an AK's stock? I have no problem getting my cleaning gear out of there.
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>>22976161
>thumb so red it needs a smallpox blanket
Goddamn it /k/ I need to go to sleep and having to retrieve my sides isn't helping.
At least my parents raised me right.
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>>22976199
Couldn't tell you.

>tfw Canada
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>>22974268
>be army brat
>dad strict about no guns in the house
>not even allowed to have toy guns, or pretend anything is a gun
>only allowed to have a super soaker after much begging and convincing that they look nothing like real guns
>still allowed to play all sorts of violent vidya
>he even got me shareware quake from one of his army buddies
>we would shoot together at my uncle's house in the boonies
>I've never muzzle swept anyone in my life
>good trigger discipline too
>I guess he did raise me right
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>>22975604
try right clicking on an image?
( in chrome that is)
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>>22972195
Mario Party will make a child a murderous psychopath before Halo
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>>22976278
>liberal as fuck Mom
>Uninterested stepdad
>No guns, limited violent vidya
>Get interested in guns at about 16
>Acquire guns at 18, Mom is so liberal she wants me to find my own path. (Based?)
>Better shot, better safety, better knowledge than any of my friends that were born and surrounded by guns their whole lives

Man I'm having a moment here, this shit is real.
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>>22976066
>Les parents raised moi right
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>>22976066
What are the odds of a liberal shitstain like Reddit even wanting to touch /k/?
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>>22974957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o

I win.
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>>Be 14 at my cousins house to shoot a gun for the first time (.22).
>>Shoot for a few hours and hike back home.
>>Cousins friends are in the drive way.
>>Muzzle sweep friends on accident and they freak out.
>>Be embarrassed and tell them it's unloaded and to quit being safety faggots.
>>mfw I know who the real faggot was that day..

I still think about that moment every time I pickup a firearm, it makes me feel like an idiot.
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>>22975051

God damn. I teared up a bit.
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>>22975051
>please don't be true
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>>22975051
Mrs. Reese sounds like a real fucking cunt. Fuck that whore bitch, I'm sorry anon.
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>>22976436
Despite everyone calling 4chan a cesspool of racism and hate and all that, Everyone loves our shit. Reddit is full of screencaps of greentexts.
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>>22976666
>also be 14
>filming a short movie for a school project with Friend A and Friend B
>involves guns
>it was a dumb project and we were kids, so we used airshit
>taking lunch break at Friend A's house between filmings
>Friend B was pointing a rifle at me and dryfiring repeatedly
>A's mom sees him doing this
>"You shouldn't point that at him!"
>lolwut
>we all thought she was being a stupid bitch, because she was really old (she was in her 60s; she had A really late)
>we all start laughing at her
>B goes "It's unloaded. See?"
>continues dryfiring at me
>A goes, "Mom, they're just air guns, they're not real."
>bitch mom is now yelling at us about how this kind of attitude is what kills people
>B: "Oh no, airsoft kills people?!"
>still dryfiring at me
>"Well, you could still take an eye out with that thing!"
>B: "Oh no, an unloaded air rifle is gonna make him lose an eye?" while still dryfiring at me
>"QUIT POINTING THAT AT HIM! HE REALLY MIGHT LOSE AN EYE!"
>B: "I'm aiming at his head, not his face!"
>while still dryfiring in my direction
>we're all gut-wrenchingly laughing at this point
>since this incident, A actually started a blog about how much of a bitch his mom is
>about 2 months later, his blog got shut down for "Hate Speech"
And I too, feel like an idiot in hindsight.

Since then, A has been in the military for 6 years and has owned guns for about 8 years. B owns more guns than I do and he's been shooting for about 7 years.
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>>22977026
I have no doubt that Redditors visit 4chan. You can see them all the time on /v/ and /sci/.

But they must draw a line somewhere. /k/ seems like it.
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>>22975763
Fuck no.
Expensive looking plushes.
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>>22975354
I require the story that birthed this.
For reasons.
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>>22977036
I guess his mom didn't raise him right.
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>>22975763
>Garbage tier pushes.
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>>22977306
Creepy as fuck.
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>>22977316
Mormons.
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>>22977306
>Bronies owning guns,
Sorry but I have to side with Democrats on this.
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>>22975916
I dunno, man. I couldn't piss in front of a baseball team.

Someone who does, no fucks given, is my hero.
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>>22977306
>Owns a hair dresser head.
Normal, everyone has one.
>AK-47.
Who doesn't?
>Pony plush.
You sick fuck.
>>
>>22974185
at least my parents raised me right, anon
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>>22976278
gives ya vidya to make you want the funs, deniy you funs and force you to prove you're responsible...clever girl
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>>22975763
WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOT
why dont you have all 6
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>>22976200

for me it was
>SKS hangs off my thumb like the retarded slavic piranha it is
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>>22973127
He didn't blow up though
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>>22972172
>"there is a god and he favors /k/ommandos"
Amen brother
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>>22977240
I believe there is a thing called an archive

I hear you can look up post numbers in it
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>>22975415
It does when no gf
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>>22977371
>clearly an AKM
>>
>>22975405

>MFW I was that guy because I liked guns and trucks
>MFW all my highschool friends turned into liberal swagfags

I got the better deal, right?

I'm so lonely..
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>>22978147
We all are, anon.
4chan is nothing but a congregation of loners.
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>>22977682
White Supremacy is kind of a downer, but there needs to be country girl to go with all that Fuddgun.

>Pone stakes not raised rite/10
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>>22976666
>6666
WTF do you expect? You're clearly Quadsatan.
>>
>>22977306

/k/
A Magical Place
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>>22980322
That's because our parents raised us right.
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>>22974226
You sure his name wasn't Leon? Had a guy just like that in shop. Fucker almost made the plasma cutter explode .
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>>22973465
Behold, a meme is born
>>
>>22974595
Tundra fag.
Lucky I'm in interior where my parents raised me right.
>>
>>22975252
Your parent raised you right. Hope the home school went well.
>>
>>22974399
Was his name Mr Dibbles?
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>>22980638
Another homsechooled /k/ommando here. I didn't think there were so many of us.

My parents did what that anon's parents did for roughly the same reason. I was a patriotic second grader with a love of country, the armed forces, and guns. I got pulled out of class for a conversation I had with another student about my trip to the shooting range. When my parents got there to see what was wrong, they said, and I quote, "We're not going to have you indoctrinate our kids with your anti-American propaganda." They proceeded to get me the fuck out of there. I was a bit upset at first because I thought I wouldn't see my friends anymore, but everything worked out so much better.

Homeschooling is one of the best ways to get through school assuming your parents actually put forth the effort.
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>>22977306
You weren't raised right.
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>>22972915

I have one for you.

>Be obsessively mastering my guitar as a 15 year old.
>Be breddy güd.
>Brothers friend walks in with springer airsoft gun.
>"Yo, faggot!"
>Turn to look at him, unaware of what will happen next.
>Shots fired.
>6mm caseless hits me in the eyelid, I mean right on the eyelash line.
>Dis nigga nearly shot my eye out.
>When I'm done writhing in agony, I get up. He hands me the gun, as he knows he deserves what is about to happen.
>Pistol whip an 18 year old with that finely crafted Tokyo Marui H&K USP.
>Gun breaks.
>Shrug off brothers attempts to make me stop.
>Throw dude head first through drywall.
>Dad gets mad.

Such is life growing up at the party house. I have tons of doofy stories.
>>
>13 years old
>Dove hunting with my dad with his 12 gauge
>"If it flies it dies"
>Shoot down a few doves while Pa wrings their necks and tells me "them's good eatin"
>Following one dove with the bead
>Not paying attention to where I'm aiming
>Dad's right next to me
>BANG
>Shot maybe 2 inches in front of his face
>He was dazed and couldn't hear or see very well for the rest of the day
>I'm pretty sure I'm the reason he's deaf in his left ear
tl;dr I almost capped my dad
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>>22975354
The last post ruins it
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>>22982178
The last post makes it. The fuck are you on?
>>
>>22982178
Your parent's didn't raise you right.
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>>22976161
Nigga you what? I exclusively use my right thumbs to get out my SKS cleaning kit and never once has it got stuck, my parents raised me right.
>>
>>22972772
The law?
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>>22983484
He said rule, not law. I assumed it was a range rule. Considering he said he got in trouble because it was, "Against the rules" and not arrested and charged as a felon because, "It's against the law", I think it's a fair assumption.

Either that or he lives in NYC, one of the only places in the United States with a 5 round magazine restriction. Or maybe he lives out of the US. I'm not familiar with gun laws outside of the States.

Another anon in here mentioned their range has a 3 round per magazine rule. I can't wrap my head around why.
>>
>>22972371
Based ThingThing. Were you playing arena? Because I played the shit out of that at school.
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>>22981210
Duuuuuude.
>>
>>22976161
What?
You have to press it the right way man, not just jam your finger in there any way you want.
When you push it, direct it upwards, away from your thumb
>>
Just went to a gun shop today. In the display case they had a CZ P-07 for $400 bucks. The pistol had all the metal parts on the frame nickel plated or stripped to bare metal, I'm thinking the second one. The decocker was sanded down flat.

Why did they allow this in their case? Its normally a really good shop.
>>
>>22973930
>>22974290
yeah, there's nothing wrong there. different if vaguely related hobbies enjoyable for very different reasons. ive put money into other hobbies that could have been spent on firearms but don't regret it.
>>22976350
i think you mean to say she IS a liberal. not one of the pretend american liberals.
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>be 10
>dad lets me and my friend shoot his .22lr
>friend is fucking operator as shit what the fuck
>my turn to shoot
>be idiot
>dad loads gun and hands it to me
>immediately finger on trigger
>accidentally fire even before lowering gun (barrel was pointed upwards)
>disappointed because I wasted my shot and didn't get to shoot again

I think dad even told us about basic gun handling and safety but I was a fucking idiot.

I miss you dad.
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>>22976161
>thumb so red it needs a smallpox blanket
I can't
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>>22972772
>>22983602
My range has a limit of 5 rounds loaded at any given time, but it's really only enforced on older semiautos, particularly slavshit.
RO told me it's to prevent someone's gun from slamfiring an entire magazine all over the range.

Personally, I would load 5 rounds at a time anyway. It helps me pace my shooting and practice reloads.
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>>22978147
This.
'Merica seems to be awash in humanoids with worthless dicks trying to out do each other in gayness. It's like I'm livining in that south park episode where everyone watches that queer eye for the straight guy show and wants to be gay.
>>
>>22973951
Who are the SPESS MEHREINS of mlp then?
>>
>>22974399
This is the most /k/ story I've read in months.

I know I'll never lose faith in cheese torpedos.
>>
>>22977524
>tripfag
Apparently not.
>>
>>22981210
I think everyone's been shot close to the eye with an airsoft bb growing up, I swear
>>
>>22974654
nice fj filename faggot
>>22975321
shut up nigroe, that's the type of shit they post daily, it's nothing memetastic
>>
>>22989259
>implying anything seems memetastic at first

parents didn't raise right /10
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>>22977042
>tfw r/4chan is a thing
>>
>>22990690
I bet their parents didn't raise them right
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