Safe morning, roc/k/, me am get back from fun cave with new toy, only cost three shell and two smooth pebble. How me do? Me think I am get witch doctor ritual from Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks next season so I can tie to end of stick without angering Sun God.
going hunting for big game. take long pointy stick with me. stop at center of camp to get berries and water skin. rocker moms everywhere. rocker moms start screaming at me about big stick. I think the big nose tribe we came across last moon is behind this.
Why want deal with Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks? They no appreciate free caveman. They only want take away rock from caveman. Me no trust them to have cave painting keeping track of rocks.
>not using paint for face paint
Do you even look pretty for your mate?
Or is she already so desperate that she would go out with a mega-bear, but constantly mistakes you for one?
bowfag please go
>"oh, look at me, me have bow"
>"it has less range than sling but better"
>"me pointy sticks"
>"me follow up shots"
>"bowstring does not break if you put wax on it"
enjoy getting raped by apeman when you string snaps
Me am safe from rape because have sling
Me find strange object buried in ground, not know what do, help?
I got %80 rock. No need Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokergrass, and Rocks.
Ha. Ha. Bow.
No fun with maintenance!
Rock strong, plentiful, reliable.
me think it is talisman for sun god, look at strange cave painting behind it! but sun god looks angered,me would not use to summon sun god, if you use talisman to summon sun god though, post cave painting. me be interested to look how it works for you!
Check me recent acquisitions.
Me try eating, taste strange, hurt teeth, try hitting with rock, part of object fly off, create light and cloud and make ground shake, hurt ears, wipe out entire tribe, no seem to work twice.
>out looking new rock
>other hunter asks if try rock on stick
>take rock and tie to stick he said
>i ask him why
>gives longer reach
>me throw rock at him
>perfect placement, knocks out
>long enough range for me, cromagdumb.
Me think I am get witch doctor ritual from Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks next season so I can tie to end of stick without angering Sun God.
Fucking lost it. You dun good OP.
Me hear the tribe rock carvers been working on this thing.
What you think?
Will it work?
I have right to salt rocks. Deer forest god give all neanderthals right to salt rocks. Why you no look at cave painting of rights again?
Me dig up strange object from where I found bang stick, not sure what purpose it have.
me hate people of who open carry armilite rock 15 or kalashnirock into business with no ask before. they carry rock/spear at the ready, they need sling spear over back or put rock in mammoth skin holder. they are mostly of the bearded neck tribe and got open carry banned at the whatacaribouburger because rocker moms get scared when neck bearded ones hold spear in hand when ordering a whatacaribouburger
Who makes a better smash rock? Hock & Zorg or Grog?
enjoy getting rock in stink cave that is your mouth when you bow snaps chimpman
also; rock going fast > stick going fast
I would rather carry around 5 rock than 10 pointy stick that only have chance to stop rampaging apeman who eating the peyote
>Not making own tools
You look at best weapon. You all be jealous
>still thinks Stoner uses obsidian not granite
>Be that a new dinosaur dildo?
To big for them lizards. Got idea from seeing your mother use dildo which can stab deep. This smaller than your mother dildo, should kill mammoths if it can please your mom
>not cut through rock of other man
>not cut through other man
>not make two piece of both
with superior wind tribe obsidian chipped many time you even cut through boulder
inferior rock can not cut through other rock or other man in one strike, and only make two piece through many strikes.
> fling rock
> try to reload
> gets raped
> comes to /k/ complain about kel-stone
Slings are good for small game, for rape defense, you need penetration of sharp stick.
> also implying I dont have a sharpened stone attached end of arrow hidden from rock police in my cave
Broke rock cave paint?
Broke rock cave paint.
>Me go to rockhut to look for new rock
>Walk in rock hut. Buba clan in rock hut
>Ask Buba chief for Kalishnarock
>"Why you need that rock? That rock no good for hunting. Nobody need salt rock"
>What kind rock you have then?
>Buba Chief show me Simonovrock
>Rock has vertical stick on front
>20 rock pouch
>Tughco stick tied to back of rock
>How much you want for rock
>"Me want 1500 pebbles"
>Walk back to home clan
>Write on /k/ cavepaint
we form new tribe. South caves shall rise again!
Me had new idea!
I fill small cloth bag with much dust other day, and threw it at big toothed cat's eyes. Helped me much! Big cat gets blinded for a while, enough for me to stab it dead!
Me named it...Pocked Dirt!
Hey guys, have you heard the good news about bronze?
nice try but sling have better range and accuracy.
IF sling miss me have plenty of time to reload because me so far away.
me can even through rock without sling if need be.
can you say that about small pointy stick?
also pointy stick over penetrate, don't do much damage if not hit in upper chest.
Rock break bone so easy me need to be blessed by bone shaman to prevent angering bone god.
I bought assault rock. Now neighbor come and show me he bought 2 assault rock. Rock in each hand.
I grunt dual rock is stupid.
Tonight i take rock and bash stupid face in. Then I have 3 rock.
Oh fuck off, at least I don't pretend to be magical in front of sandniggers.
> over penetrating
Dumb largenose, we live innawoods, where is it going to overpenetrate to? Krok hut? Fuck krok. Krok always go about
> why you need such large bow?
> you dont need bow to hunt mammoth
> your just afraid to fight with hands
> you have small penis
I buy many spear from eastern tribesmen
They all covered in mammoth lard
Me brother want to sell me black shiny for one whole deer pelt. Says rock sharp and gift from earth goddess, brother says all the eastern tribes are using it. Me think sure deer pelt pricey, but if sharp rock as good as brother say then me surely get more deer pelts. What do?
>implying atlatl not enough to take down any animal
>what is shot placement stoopid homo erectus
>not understanding follow up shot
>not having megafauna destroyer obsidian killers dart tips.
go back to mom's backcave noneckbeard.
oh no /k/ what do
me child wife begin bleed from wound between her legs
me go to witch doctor and he say "take rock, break child wife's head, is only way"
me don't know /k/, me afraid of Sun God's anger but me also afraid of hurt child wife again.
It all eastern tribes fault, they push there black shiny rocks on other tribes, with how sharp they are and sell black shiny rocks for expensive price, knowing others will come back for more because they only ones who sell. Supposedly they have valley's full of black shiny stone.
I from over big lake am
We have no spear there, elder ban all
only spearman is man approved by soothsayer.
>tfw no spear
at least we draguspear get where overlake tribe get no draguspear. Draguspear getting hard but worth it, we says.
I meet skymen who help up make big circle of big rocks. Rocks floaty in sky and be perfect align! Me so amaze I tell chieftain but he laugh at me and exile.
Should I go back to big rock circle? Me thinks sky people are try to speak to me and give me purpose.
we get pelt carry but need shamans approval for pelt carry.
You must be real man to carry shaman say, I no real man, they caught me wearing sabretooth skin acting like sabretooth, I no get spear, I no get pelt carry I get ridicule only.
*me moving face behind big paw"
Excuse me I is of no reffered as "you" is improper.
I is referred as "xou".
We are allready doing painting of cave wall, we are smert enough to make difference of gender in man and woman and xoman
WHY YOU NORTHERN BIG LAND TRIBE WANT TO BUTCHER EVERY THING YOU SEE WITH MORE ROCK.
THE DESIGN OF GURRG RUGGISHLAV IS OF GREATEST FOR IT IS SIMPLEST. EVERY LEGTH OF STICK DOES ITS STICK JOB GOOD WHILE ROCK DO ROCK JOB GOOD. ADDING MORE ROCK RUIN BEAUTIFUL BALANCE AND MAKE RUGGISHLAV TURN IN MAMMOTH STOMACH. YOU ADD ROCK INSTEAD OF STICK YOU REMOVE BIT OF STORY THE SPEAR HAVE OF KILLING OF SANDTRIBE ON GRASS. YOU HAVE OF NO SOUL. THIS CAVEMAN TRULY DISSaPOINT
atlatl better than bow, so what if less accurate, is more reliable for when dung hits the firepit.
/k/ me grandpa giv me cloth with many colors and big stick that make loud boom many times (cave painting related) , and many shiny rocks with pointy ends how it work?
If make boom stick broken.
You fix it by taking stick of smaller round than hollow trunk on your shiny stick. Put stick in hollow trunk on shiny sstick and tie stone on the end of stick. You now have a functioning spear again.
tank u based rockmando, I still need find many small shiny and pointy rocks (cave painting related)
also have strange writing on it
Me also like good rock and rock on stick. Have many expensive obsidian sharp rock on stick. Also spend much shells and pebbles on peltsuit. Me beastman. Cavepaint related, blend in with herd wearing peltsuit, do alpha male right up stink hole.
Last season I trade pelts for Stoner lower stick, then get upper spear thing left over from old Warriors. I tie together with Leather Parts Knitting to make tribute to hunters of distant eastern jungle. 3 side bone guard look better than newer round kind.
Stoner rock is for tribute to bad jungle fight 45 seasons ago. It hang on cave wall and can hit squirrel in head from across 3 fields. For hunt mammoth and stop cave intruder 12 pebble is best.
Your stoner rock is tribute to Jungle fight too?
>cave painting related
Grandpa say it there since long before him many many seasons ago. It all rock. Not got milk, not brahmin milk, only rock. also he say sky from moon is all black like night sky all the time
Yes, old Stoner is best looking. I also have older stick used before.
No! Me tell truth! Grandpa also praise Kube of bang stick! He has many cave paintings of moon and many seasons ago! SEE IS TRUTH
Already have that. Kill dumb dumbs who steal crops. Helps get new grain land
Me looking through great great great great grand parent things.
Find drawing of many mushrooms growing over land on clay tablet.
Say is mushroom wars. Say tribe of eagle fight against tribe of dragon over black stone water.
Also find red cloth with 5 star and small metal arrow head. Say 5.8. What am?
Many generation me family live in tall grass.
Now dark skin tribesmen come into tall grass, beat loud bongo all day. No sleep. When do sleep, wake up to stolen rocks. Find daughter in pack of dark men.
Chieftain say dark men equal to us... Me not understand. Me no do these things. How get rid of dark men?
greetings /k/avebrothers. me have story tell.
>be many moons ago
>be in cave, enjoy fire and cave paintings
>take stick from fire look for noise
>find new cave in back of cave
>go into cave
>me find some of cave painting related and bones
new cave very far, me feel strange in cave now. thing make good club though.
I hear at top of banner there is side-ways stick that holds it out. The first one not standing anymore because they plant it too close to farting spider-tree ride when they leave.
Me scared and need help /k/avemen
>tribe from tree village come warn us of 'skinwalker'
>few day later tribe gone
>go look with kronk
>kronk go check abandon caves
>me check outside
>kronk no come out for while
>leave village and kronk
>talk to tribe leader
>kronk is there
>kronk and leader say they no worry
I pain this and I seal off me cave. wat do?
They will, if you know how to club good.
Still, best thing be if you make lots of trap and lots of fire, maybe best idea to burn everything around you, except your clubs and spears.
Ugh, me am think we should listen to him.
Me want to run but me think they outside sealing rock. Me try and run tomorrow when bright, until then me set traps.
Kronk? Where you go in cave? Why you painting strange? Me no think me can trust you.
>mfw grey plebs can't into proper infiltration
Rock make it /rock/ related.
Look at me new figure of waifu.
I IMVENTED NEW WEAPON. ROCKSTICK. I BONK MANY BEAVERTOOTH CATS WITH ROCKSTICK WHAT DK YOU THINK/K/AVEMENZ
still worshiping sungod. not murderroc/k/
>Go to rock store
>See women outside
>Ask why they here
>Say they want to ban rocks and sharp sticks
>Go inside rock store anyway
>Bring back rock
>Women surround me like hunters surround quarry
>Taunt and insult me
>I smash rock on most attractive
>Drag her by hair behind bushes
>15,000 BC simpler time
Me out hungering (gathering is for saberpussies) with my bc47 slavshit long rock. When me and my friends se this. Me now have funny thoughts in head making me want to use rock on cave friends. What do?
Me from western tribe where elders not allow rocks. Can someone in different tribe get rock for me, Me will give many shells. Also, me looking for high capacity satchel to hold many many rocks. Maybe also, you am able to tell me how to make quiet rock that mammoth can't hear. Me promise me not from cavebureau, so you no go to mammoth pit if you am is helping!
>mate made another Oog out of hole
>Oog small, never to fight big cat
>raise and feed Oog
>Oog is 7 sun cycles
>go to check for large cat in cave at dark time
>to Oog's cave
>Oog hitting wood with my favorite rock
>yell at Oog
>pick up wood
>made cave painting of catman
>but cave painting like rock! is able to touch
>Oog wants to show tribe to make touch cave painting
>me go back to cave
>lie on rock
>tiny water from seeing place
>me just wanted a normal Oog to rockball and kill big cat with
>cave painting related
>All these rock lovers
>No word of mighty log
For shame /k/, for shame.
you some neanderthal, woman dat can hunt and hunt and kill with you make good wife. she can take care of self when tummy grow with baby and you out hunting, and no have to worry about dark skin tribe steal her.
hello roc/k/ i hear of land where their men hide in rock and throw rock, sound like good idea
ME OFFSPRING DANGEERRRRRR
YU NO NEED ROCK, YU NO NEED HIGH CAPACITY STONE
BAN ALL DEATH ROCK, BLACK ROCK BAD! BAD!!!! BAAAAAAD!!!!
Finally I be with own kind again
Found club and axe club inforestwood,
if bad sell price am think of shaman become, how much sell for /k/avemen?
>Not original flaxen rope
>handle is whittle by man of buba tribe
is no original handle, buba tribe axe club. If handle of Lee tribe sell good, but buba tribe axe handle make sell only 1 shell and bed with ugly cave-wench
>out hunting fur beast of four leg
>spear inside beast
>best fall over and die
>see child of beast come over as we remove skin
>have nightmares ever since
>tribal leader says I have to go on hunting party again
>cannot see those horrors again
I have rock beside sleeping hole today; I will use before sun god rises.
It has been many funs.