Glock Perfection
>>34351181
i need to get a waffle maker thing
>>34351181
Fuck The Glock, Those waffles look perfect
>>34351122
I have an incurable fetish for cute girls wearing full gear
I want to fuck my guns
I trick people into buying 10mm handguns and .308 battle rifles.
I masturbate to gay furry porn unironically for the plot.
I own a pair of striped panties one size too small.
And most importantly of all, I don't own a single fucking gun.
>>34351122
I shitpost on the internet all day and don't actually have any guns.
Sup, /k/?
In the movie "No Man's Land", soldiers place a bouncing mine under a dead body in order to slaughter their enemy when they try to retrieve it.
Plot twist: the guy was actually just unconscious and is now a living booby trap.
When activated, the S-mine (bouncing Betty) shoots into the air and explodes into steel balls in all directions. Video explanations here:
https://youtu.be/pfbhcqrKtno
https://youtu.be/bupkzPfERLA
The conclusion in the movie by the professional engineer/defuser is that it is impossible to disarm the mine or otherwise save the guy. "This man is already dead." And they left him.
I had a discussion with a military friend about it and claimed that there MUST be a way to save someone in that situation if an abundance of resources were not in question. For example, if it was the president of a global superpower. He said it's impossible and in that case the solution is for the Vice President to take over.
It's been bothering me for a while. Surely you can tie him to a BTR, take off at full speed and insert a 10cm steel plate between the body and the mine. What does /k/ think?
The scene from the movie:
https://youtu.be/UYl8-gs9EGc
>>34351053
Did you watch the whole movie? IIRC they slid a metal plate underneath him and placed rocks on it to stop the mine. Good movie too, about the futility and stupidity of war. All yugo war movies are interesting to watch, strongly suggesting "Pretty village, pretty flame.
>>34351091
>IIRC they slid a metal plate underneath him and placed rocks on it to stop the mine
What? Doesnt the UN commander tell both sides taht they will attack so they bombard the no man's land because they can't get the guy out? maybe im remembering the movie wrong since i watched it a long time ago
>>34351053
I've always wondered if you could "escape" release-fuse mines by stacking something with weight on top of where you would be standing, slowly shifting the weight. Probably a bad fucking idea
So i just finished a mini personal project recently, and i want to get the /k/ approval. This is a build of gear and weapon to basically become Deadshot/Batman, or a tanky operator.
>Devtac Ronin IIA (pic related), ~$1500
https://youtu.be/6z1HWtPeZpk
>Armour-Wear Bulletproof Underwear, ~$200
https://armour-wear.com/shop/all/bulletproof-underwear/
>SafeLifeDefense IIIA+, $500
https://safelifedefense.com/product/enhanced-multi-threat-vest/
>PPSS Turtleneck Jacket, $300
https://www.slash-pro.com/products/upper-body/slashpro-slash-resistant-turtleneck-zipped-jacket.html
>PPSS Sweatpants
https://www.slash-pro.com/products/lower-body/slashpro-slash-resistant-long-johns.html
>0.5" Titanium Plating for shin, quad, forearm and shoulder plates, $200
>DDMK18 SBR, $2000
https://danieldefense.com/government/socom-ddmk18-complete-rifle.html
will cost about 5k for the complete build, the stab proof clothing is for when an experienced knife fighter attempts to go for your brachial/radial/femoral artery, the helmet and vest are self explanatory, the titanium is there so you can take virtually limitless hits and keep going. I went for a CQB AR instead of a 15" or something because i live in an urban environment and probably wont need to take long distance shots if I'm clearing apartments or otherwise.
Did I miss anything? Any suggestions that you would add/replace?
>>34351007
Replace the $2200 rifle with a $500 one.
>>34351017
any specific rifle in mind?
Stupid idea. A better idea would be to not get shot instead of spending thousands of dollars in gear planning to do just that.
How do you think an alien invasion would play out? I always imagined it going the way of battle Los Angeles.
You have shit taste in films. And you make shit threads. Place your head under your asshole. And shit in your mouth.
There you have achieved the same goal as this thread.
>>34350883
They would crush us the way we could crush an ant hill
>>34350883
It all depends on their goals
Wipe out humanity? Glass the planet
Take the biosphere? Then you have something like XCom or BLA sure
Throwdown with aussies for shits n giggles, followed by a kangaroo shag? Drunk screeching in alien languages followed by a brawl and trip to the desert
is it carbine (car-bean) or carbine (carb-eye-n)? Ive always pronounced it the second way but my friend says it the first, this shit is worse than gif or jif
>>34350871
Its pronounced carbine.
car-bin
>>34350893
yeah, it's pronounced car-bin.
Hey /k/, so I'm buying another pistol today. Long story short, a friends ex found out where I live so she wants to bring all her nignog friends to do something dumb. Also, local sporting goods place has a deal going on. If you spend $400 on a revolver, 9mm, or .45, you get a free .22 ruger revolver. Using this as my excuse to buy more crap. Any suggestions in the $400-$600 range for pistols? I'm leaning towards a .45
If that is what you are facing, get an AR
>>34350727
Give us the long story fuckhead, why the hell are you willingly letting nogs into your home for some bitch? Also get a hi-point, nogs will repsect you for getting a Glawk 40.
>>34350727
>a friends ex found out where I live so she wants to bring all her nignog friends to do something dumb
What the fuck does this even mean? This sounds like trash people behavior.
How short does a barrel have to be for it to be considered a sawn-off?
I was thinking about cutting it here (red)
also, will a Stanley knife get through it or should I go get a hacksaw?
Yeah i think a hacksaw should do the job just fine.
>>34350721
You're going to cut the gas tube, and then it won't work at all.
/k/ what is this gun?
Also which one of you was this?
http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20170623/self-described-mad-max-found-with-illegal-weapons-including-sawed-off-shotgun-in-barstow
For a homemade gun that is actually not that bad.
>>34350715
It was me, Mr ATF guy.
Barstow- as it turns out- is a great place to be a Mad Max.
H&R Topper, perhaps?
Alright /k/, got a simple question for you about carrying a 1911 safely in condition one. I know condition one (cocked and locked) is generally considered to be the best form of carry for a 1911, but I'm curious what the safest way is to unload the weapon from a condition one state. So let's say you are carrying your 1911 in condition one and you want to clean your pistol when you get home. What's the best way to return the weapon to a safe condition four (unloaded chamber and magazine with hammer down)?
>>34350473
>hammer down
Oops I meant up I guess.
>>34350473
I'll bite.
Drop mag. Finger off triger, lower thumb safety. Pull slide to rear ejecting unspent round. Lock slide in rear position. Look in gapping hole in top of slide to ensure empty.
>remove magazine
>pull the slide fully to the rear so that it ejects the chambered round and locks back
>7 point check(chamber, body, face of bolt, magazine housing, chamber, body, face of bolt)
>release slide fully forward, fire off the action
Slightly worrying that this needed to be explained.
Post em
ARA Santa Fe, abandoned during the Falklands war after being hit by rockets from a helicopter
>>34320667
Another angle, scuttled after the war
About to go to the range to shoot my .45!
What are you .9mm Fagz gonna do today??
Reload some more because it's pouring down rain....
>>34350441
Opress people of basque descent since im a 9mm largo fag
>>34350441
shoot both my .45 and 9mm
you aren't some pleb and don't own both right?
Wanting a 9mm. This gun worth the $$? Or should I build a Glock mag AR9?
>>34350393
Def a Glock mag AR. I would assume parts are cheap for it also.
>>34350393
I have a SBR Glock mag AR.
Friend has the SIG.
The Sig is smoother and overall nicer, but I didn't like the pistol brace that was on it.
His suppressor hasn't come home yet, but I know the AR throws a lot of gas into my face and makes me cry sometimes.
Truth be told, I went with the AR build because I already had a large number of 9mm Glock mags of all types.
>>34350393
Just get an MP5
I only wear a flak jacket.
AMA
>>34350162
whats the square root of 67?
Why?
They cost 50 bucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvveiTapqU
>>34350162
Dont your balls get cold in the winter?
How can I make a taco a killing machine?
>>34350115
Poison it.
>>34350115
Buy it from taco bell.
>>34350115
Give it a gun.