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>an hero

what you should do

fag desu.

Idiot fudd who claimed .308 was a suitable antimateriel caliber and 5.56 had a maximum effective range of 300 yards.
Even the people who he trained came around to realize he was a fool.

We'll get them to you.

It might get there a bit faster if we, say, get some Maloos and Falcons...

>t. America

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>>34429836
we already have 2 and the rest are coming, stop whinging cunt

>>34431870
It's not even a mating pair though

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Thanks burto

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>>34429320
next time, open the lid and toss the garbage in the can.

>>34429320
I recognize that garage

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>>34428220
>reading

>anarchists

kys retard

>>34428234
>not reading

wtf

>>34428249
being a cuck is a fine fetish and all but it's not my thing, anon

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Hajis, watch out!

>>34423241
>be me
>ethiopian
>1.81cm (roughly 6')
>72kg
>speak english, french & amharic fluently
>brevet + bac litteraire
>ba in business administration (acquired in england)
>ex-smoker (eight years)
>abstinent (in regards to drugs & alcohol)
>bf% 21.3
>no tattoos

do i stand a chance?

>>34423263
i bet isis is quaking in their boots

Glock 20 loaded with SIG 10mm rounds

M1 garand so I can roleplay as Clint

>having one bedside gun

>CZ P07 Duty in holster right next to me on bed, 16 rounds of 147gr HST's
>Mossberg 500 loaded with six Winchester MG green buck in the corner of the room
>AK74 with a Solevet taped mag, two Russian bakelites with 30 rounds each

Step up your paranoia game, son.
Nah, I really only count on my Mossberg and carry gun, P07 Duty. AK74 is for that moment when I know I have fucked up badly and need immediate damage control.

Plus I forget to unload them sometimes and they just stay loaded.

check the catalog, dipshit. delete this thread
>>34417396

/k/ in general is pretty cringeworthy

>>34419140
So, what's so rage and/or cringe about this?

Doggirl, assuming they have the same visual abilities as a human.

>>34418736
Whichever one is a monsterboy and not a monstergirl.
>inb4 gay
No, testosterone and sexual dimorphism seen across almost all vertebrate species where the male is larger and stronger with more robust skeletal structure.

>>34418781
>implying there aren't animals in which females are larger stronger than males
>being a shitter
(You)

>>34410733
Because the dregs of society like shooting at everything that is good and just in the world.

>>34410733
tax dollars gotta pay for somethin

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Druggies love flammable substances
As do products of single mothers.

Both love attacking EMTs and firefighters

>>34397728
how tight is the rifle to your shoulder?

>>34397771
Fucking vise-like.

Not that it matters. I tried shooting with the rifle in a deathgrip and just resting it against my shoulder and my groups were just as shitty.

>>34397728
Exhale while you pull the trigger. Bipods and lead sleds can help you over come this.

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1971 manufacture

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>>34397429

As promised, an update for The Road Home.
To catch up
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/PMNm2gfz
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/zxnS0qgc

>The ride back to the house was a lot like the ride to the mall- cheerful and talkative, all over the weird mix of music coming from your speakers.
“I’m just gonna run the stuff in and use the bathroom. You guys just wait out here,” you told your company of guns as you drove your truck up the gravel driveway.
>Getting your keys from your pocket, you fumbled your way up to the front door while attempting to take everything in one trip. After some struggling, you finally got the door open.
>Throwing the keys on a table and kicking the door closed, you made your way upstairs, dumping the bags next to the stairway.
>You took a moment to catch your breath, unbuttoning your Gorka as you did. Looking around, you noticed neither Yu nor Lee were present.
>Until you heard a grunt outside.
>Moving to the deck door, you glanced outside and saw Yu struggling with Lee, while holding a familiar, long, black spike in one hand.
>In a sudden burst of adrenaline and anger, you rushed out the door and jumped the short height off the deck, right as Yu had pinned Lee to the ground.
>Whatever happened next was a blur of yelling and flashes, and by the time you were thinking straight again, you were locked in the spare room across from your office, facing the window and a loveseat. Your hand was tightly gripping the blonde wood handguard with white knuckles as you exhaled furiously. You didn’t even bother folding the bayonet down before throwing the rifle onto the couch.
>In a concentrated flash of light, the geist of the Type 53 was seated where the rifle had been, tears welling in her eyes, along with flashes of anger- like that of a cornered animal.
>“Anon, please. I ca-”
“WHAT THE FUCK, YU?”
>There was a moment of dead air.
“I can’t leave you alone for a few fucking hours without you trying to maim someone!”

>>34396999
>“Anon, really, I can explain!” she stammered.
“Like hell you can!”
>“Me and Lee…”
>She hesitated for a moment.
>“We just do bayonet drills from time to time- It’s all in good fun! I swear!”
“That sure as fuck didn’t look like sport,” you scowled.
>“No, it really was, Anon. Please believe me!”
“Why the fuck should I?” you barked.
>“Because I wouldn’t lie to you!”
“Yet you’ll try to kill Lee?”
>“IT WAS JUST FOR FUN!”
“BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!”
>“ANON!” a panicked voice from outside the door called
>The room froze again.
>“Anon, Yu’s telling the truth!”
>Your rage began to mild.
>“She’s really not lying! We do this from time to time… I’m sorry for never telling you sooner, but please stop being angry!”
“Wh…” you began and failed to finish.
>Yu looked back at you with a glare of hate and fear.
“Yu… I’m sorry,” you managed.
>A fire had been lit in her eyes.
>“WHAT THE HELL, ANON?” she screamed, standing up.
>You stepped back at the sudden turning of tables.
>“YOU TRUST LEE BUT NOT ME? WHY’S THAT? WHY DO YOU TREAT ME LIKE THE BLACK SHEEP? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?”
“Yu-”
>“SHUT UP! I’m tired of dealing with this shit, Anon! You- you just don’t get it!” she yelled, beginning to cry.
>The black spike from earlier reappeared in her hand, and before you could even open your mouth, Yu had lunged at you.
>The blade sliced through your hoodie and shirt, and plunged into your abdomen, piercing your innards.
>You feel to your knees, your jaw falling open, eyes wide. Yu had one hand on the spike bayonet, another on your shoulder. Her head was hung, and her short black hair, was hiding her eyes.
>After what seemed like an eternity, she pulled the blade from your stomach, and rushed out of the room, leaving you to fall forward, pushing on the floor to prevent your face from hitting the ground.
>“Anon!” Lee exclaimed, rushing to you.

>>34397004
>She flipped you onto your back, keep your head on her knees as she quickly pushed up your hoodie and undershirt, both of which now had holes in them.
>You lifted your head, wheezing, to see the wound. All that was there was a star-shaped red mark, and the lingering sting of the steel.
“Bathroom, now,” you gasped, letting Lee help you up and move down the hallway.
>She opened the door for you, and you got down on your knees in front of the toilet, gagging. Your eyes watered a bit, and there was an acidic taste in your throat, but nothing came up. After a few minutes, the pain had subsided, and you had gathered yourself.
“Lee.”
>“Yes, Anon?”
“Did I deserve that?” you asked in a pained tone through a pained smile, trying to make light of the event.
>She didn’t respond.
>After using the bathroom and generally fixing yourself up, you were about to leave again, when Lee came up to you.
>“Anon, you better make it up to her,” she said plainly, looking right into your eyes.
>You nodded and headed back out, letting Lee lock the door from the inside.
>“Bathroom troubles, mate?” Jack teased from the back, apparently having not heard any of it from the truck.
>“Vi har fått vänta på dig, Anon,” Freja added.
“Yeah, yeah; sorry about that. So, you guys ready to go to the gun store?”
>“That basic bitch AR better be out today,” Dia muttered softly, crossing her arms.
>You glanced toward her, not particularly being in the mood for more conflict.
>“What?”
“Nothing,” you sighed, taking your truck out of park, trying to keep up your facade.

Shorter update this time, but still something.
As always, I appreciate hearing what you guys have to say about it- comments, criticism, or anything else.

>t*rk rapebaby thread

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>>34395098
Anyone got links to the live map of Syria?

I say we give free Dersert Eagles to every youtuber.

>>34445504
>play stupid games win stupid prizes
but more likely
>stupid is as stupid does

I gotta say, watching her youtube channel explode was really interesting. In 24 hours she went from like 100 subscribers to 10,000, and the last video she uploaded got like 1,000,000 views in that short timespan. The Internet is weird, man.

I was out somewhere stalking or something, I had my AR with me I think, and I came up on this little red shed, about 10x10' and I could see a little light in it. I slowly opened the door and there was another stalker in there. Had long black emo hair and was wearing an OD green jacket, and I believe he had an SKS. We pointed our guns at each other for a second and then we noticed that we were both wearing stalker patches and so I sat down in front of a little fire he had going (the floor was dirt). We talked for a while and ate. Then the scene changes and I'm in Walmart at night wearing lego star wars pajamas and buying golden oreos. Then I'm back home, wearing only my black skinny jeans, and I walk into my room and a girl I Skype with sometimes is just casually sitting there playing on her phone. She looks up at me and says 'Oh hey, where have you been?' and I just kind of said 'Getting oreos' and sat down on my bed trying to figure out what was going on. Then I woke up.

>>34444838
You want to be stalker but also have comfy home with girl and white Oreos
Find gun girl who likes golden Oreos anon

Had this one when I was going through a very angry time in my life
>Sitting on a plane just after take off, heading home from some business trip
>Super annoyed, almost completely out of patience with everything... something about dealing with the airport
>Really really just want to get home and be done with traveling
>ALLAH AKBAR, WE ARE TAKING OVER YOUR PLANE
>Three muzzies with AKs rise up front, middle and back of plane
>Patience runs out, rage completely boils over, probably started glowing
>YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
>Muzzie in the middle of the plane is a row ahead of me, move and spartian kick him straight in the lower back. He wails and goes down, starts making gurling noises and is obviously paralyzed.
>Other two muzzies are in shock, they did not plan for this.
>I somehow become even more angry. Something about how easy the guy went down and his awkward disgusting flailing around on the floor makes me furious.
>Pick up paralyzed guy's AK, put the muzzie in the back of the plane down with a burst.
>Muzzie in the front of the plane starts shooting at me, hide behind some SJW looking fucker that gets ventilated
>Single shot the other muzzie through the forehead
>Next breath: Yelling at a stewardess that there is NO FUCKING WAY they are diverting the plane or landing early. I just saved everybody that mattered and I want to go home.