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I don't have any friends outside of /K/

>>31186559
no one is your friend here, we're all figments of your imagination

>>31186518
>having friends

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>>31186394
>SHTF, maybe zambie apocalypse, maybe civilization fell, who knows
>Stay in touch with /k/ best I can
>Find as many /k/ traps as possible
>Meet up with them to form a "militia"
>Actually just kidnap all the traps and bring them to a rape bunker
>Amputate their limbs, dress them up as 2hu characters
>Only refer to them as the character they're dressed as, their old life is gone
>Enjoy the rest of my life with my qt stumpy 2hu harem

>>31186394
>clock in at 7 in the morning
>work until lunch
>eat packed lunch
>clock out at 6
>go home to modest sized rural house
>eat dinner wife and family
>plink at cans with a. 22 with crotch spawn on the porch after they finish homework
>tuck them in after reading story and making sure they brush thier teeth
>lock the door and have sex with wife
>talk about trivialities before drifting off to sleep

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>>31186586
>Life in the states goes to shit: Framed for a crime I didn't commit, get cucked, two weeks away from retirement when, etc...
>Grab all my operator gear and head to kebabistan or wherever latest terrorist cell is
>Operating on my own for weeks, living in bombed out buildings, almost out of food and water, still no sign of kebab leader after searching a fuck ton of caves
>One night during my patrols I round a corner and bump into someone
>It's a qt short redhead who had the same situation happen to her in the states
>Turns out we have same goal in mind
>We become operating buddies, we go through hell together, sappy movie-like romance scene where we make love before confronting kebab leader
>Kill kebab leader next day but I am mortally wounded, all recorded on my go-pro
>Drag kebab leader's dead body to US Embassy, toss his dead body onto a jammed M16/4 with a victory screech
>US soldiers and news crews rush over to interview me
>Give a snarky one liner (complete with finger guns) as I die in my operatin' waifu's arms
>Waifu gives birth to child only a week later
>Son grows up to operate and repeat the cycle

too late already dead

Buckshot > limbs

How do they even detect you?

>>31186012

I came into this thread because I thought someone had taken MRE crackers and joking labelled them like mocked up armor plates.

I am entirely disappointed.

>>31186071
What MREs are you eating where the crackers are bigger than your hand?

>>31186012
I think you're forgetting that in a shtf situation, you won't be the only one attacking another. It is likely that all urban dwellers, tumblrinas, millennials, Trader Joe's shoppers, and anyone who makes less than $36k a year (poorfags with insufficient gear) will die within 6 months, give or take. Look at Katrina for example. Within a week, people were becoming savages and Marshall law was erected. Cops and Military were confiscating arms for "safety" purposes, yet they lacked the power to actually be there when you needed them the most. Your average Joe's and Jane's will die easily to one another, while people who know how to use a gun will fight tooth and nail to get at the can of beans. Never underestimate a good set of plates, as things can change drastically within a weeks timeframe.

>>31185888
Time Stamp or GTFO.

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>>31185888

nice trips.

Why'd you kill Barry?

>>31185888
What the fucks an ama

http://www.gunbroker.com/item/581399611

link

>>31185846
>constructive intent

How fucking new are you kid?

>>31185787
Time to wheel out the punji stakes and tie neck high wire on trees to get these clowns.

Its probably just kids messing about though.

>>31185817
But what if it's not? If /k/ is willing to believe in skinwalkers, I say evil clowns aren't too much of a stretch.

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>>31185787
Clowns are easy to kill, you just got to find em first. They're probably hanging around the local radio station waiting for an opportunity to read Woody's got Wood over the air.

Makes me sad to watch Phantoms get converted to drones and get kaboomed.

I'm happy this one survived.

>>31185695
I know that feel.

>>31185672

What fucking twisting of events.

The drones don't get "shot down". They act as a target, but the test records a success as a near pass, aimed deliberately off from it to ensure you can use the drone again in the future. Why in the fuck would you want to destroy it for no reason when you can still test the missile delivery perfectly fine but just cutting short the actual boom?

>>31185671
Super Eurobeat

It doesnt matter what you get, just use it to shoot yourself because you're still gonna get cucked.

>>31185671
Knight's Armament PDW

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The /K/ Bar

>>31185550
Ok, ok, but the bar has to be served by girls in skimpy Russian uniforms in bad Russian accents serving vodka. And they all have moist nuggets.

>>31185625
>>31185550
The bar will be called /k/bar with a very Japanese theme. Kamikasie fridays, current and former members of the us navy get on free shot.

Brace yourself, shitposting is imminent.

Seriously though, outside of /k/ memes its a pretty respectable gun. Guys here like to bitch that the HS2000 used to be $300 before SA took over. Completely ignoring the improvements of the XDm lineup, the options, the factory support and the fact that glock could sell guns for dirt cheap if they wanted too as well, often mistaking somethings price for it's worth.

The grip zone is gay as fuck, but the mod2 has some pretty nice touches. Not enough to stop people from bitching about the grip safety that is a complete non-issue. Only real issue IMO is there is enough variation in the guns themselves that only one company bothers with making new triggers

>>31185352
>can't clear malfunctions one handed because grip safety locks the slide for some godforsaken reason
>breaks more than any other gun in high round count classes
>endorsed by Rob "Accurate Shooting is for Gear Queers" Pincus

If I wanted an ugly striker fired gun then the M&P9, FNS-9, and VP9 would be way higher up on the priority list than the Croatian emoticon.

>>31185718
>>31185718
>can't clear malfunctions one handed because grip safety locks the slide for some godforsaken reason

Wtf my xdm doesn't do this.

>breaks more than any other gun in high round count classes

Oh he doesn't know what he's talking about Okay.

>you will never push her face into the snow
why even live

WHHat do I have to do to join the forest service by fast tracking. My gi bill only does so much dont want to waste time.

>>31185067

The UN thinking a bunch off niggers were going to play nice and big mean assault weapons would have been racist to the niggers. Thats why Belgians were castrated and murdered. Fuck the UN.

>some anons are scared of UN troops on US soil

>>31184980
FPBP

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>>31184980
are you going to eat all of those

>>31184918
FPBP

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>>31184918
I hunt hogs with 5.56 all the time, but honestly prefer 7.62x39 for javalinas & hogs. Your buddy should be fine with slugs as well as long as you aren't getting incredibly close to them, they have hard fucking skulls and I wouldn't want to only have two shots while they are making a beeline to your legs. And if you put down a female you might get some tasty tamales for your time

I'm thinking of going south to bag hog. Could an SKS be a good enough rifle for this? If so, fmj or hp?