Just saw this movie "Bushwick" pop up online. Texas secedes and attacks NY for bargaining leverage. How have I not heard of this before? It sounds like some SJW wet dream where NY and NY'ers are actually important. The description doesn't list it as a comedy but I'm imagining a bunch of pajama boys, fat lesbians and mexican cooks trying to fend off all the military hardware that currently resided in the borders of TX. Downloading now will report after I've watched it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4720702/
>Texas secedes and attacks a state 2000 miles away
>Texas secedes
>Has its own power grid
>Access to ocean
>A fuckton of oil
>NASA
>PanTex (the "disassembly" plant for the nation's Cold War nuclear stockpile)
>Tex has a way of launching and plenty of nukes to hold the world at bay with
Texas succeeds.
This is how it should have happened.
>>34970081
In fairness, the only thing we hate as much as California is New York. Fuck 'em.
>>34970107
>Tex has a way of launching
Nope.
I recently learned that the reason Glocks are designed to pig nose is so that they can fit in an eye socket.
I've only found some examples of this being trained though.
I would assume that it's best with the slide locked back so the barrel stabs a little while the frame scoops.
What school trains the best Glock eye poke?
>>34969589
SAMi trains some eye poking with the Glock.
>>34969589
I'm lost OP, you gotta explain just what the fuck you're going on about and where you got this information from.
>>34969589
Explain
I turned 18 today.
>inb4 underage
I've been lurking on /k/ since 2013. To most it may not seem much but this site made my life so much more interesting. Every night I would be reading...
>soccer mom pastas
>Marshall law threads
>Ron Paul sandy vagina happenings
>Infograph threads
hunter 2-1 actual roast threads
>skinwalker pasta threads
>/co/ and /k/ shipping threads
>Zerg face/Serbia strong threads
>mcniggerator and trip fag threads
>BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS >$100 nuggets threads
>stalker challenge threads
>/k/lass photos and so much more.
I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you so much to all of you guys. You guys helped me be the gun lover and appreciater that I am today. Despite the fact I spent my summers in middle school making slam fire pipe shotguns and homemade sound bombs. My first real gun I asked for was the hex receiver moist nugget. You guys inspired me to be the outdoor lover that I am. I hope that we cling on to the dying board culture and hopefully give others a sense of community and belonging. Which I lacked growing up, you guys are the best. I love you guys. You guys are doing God's work. I'll see some of you at the nugget fest hopefully this year.
>inb4 someone will offer contemporary "brownies"
Sorry for the blog post, I just want to let you guys know I love this board, the culture, and the people, and I appreciate every bit of it.
t.some faggot
Makes me wish nuggets were still 100 bucks, I'd buy you one to go enjoy the feeling of hasguns.
>>34969166
Posters like you and me who have posted on here since we were young are the best users this site has, we were born in the chan, molded by it
>>34969206
You lucky fuck. I didn't even see the light until I was a redditor. Until then there was nothing but stale memes and rage comics.
Would it be possible to make functional bulletproof plate armor?
>>34968584
ar500
nah itd be too heavy
>>34968584
Those engravings give no tactical advantage whatsoever
Are there any militia members on /k? if so, can you describe your training regimen as well as philosophies?
Should /k form their own militia?
>>34967216
ATF get out
>>34967216
Yeah man its a blast!
Make sure to buy a full auto sear and drop on by and join us!
>>34967542
>>34967688
I don't get it, why should the ATF care about militias if the weapons are in legal configurations?
Missouri meet
Saturday August 26
Noon till dark
Reifsnider State Forest
Open free public gun range with no RO.
We have a discord.
>>34966505
Well what's the fucking discord, you asshole
>>34966517
Here you go
https://discord.gg/vvFbVe5
>>34966505
I'm bringing my FAL and Jericho, might bring Glawk Fo'tay.
What're you lot bringing?
Now with scatter gat!
>>34966490
Badass Auto-5.
.308 thread?
>>34966490
Hell, it's about time.
Can anyone help me understand how this works?
Like there's a collision and people fall overboard? Or the collision punches a hole through the ship and people get sucked through it into the open ocean?
>>34966422
Pretty much
>>34966422
Bumping because I've wondered the same exact thing.
It's my understanding, based on what I've seen on the news, that the ship flooded when it was hit, and there are many flooded compartments that got sealed off that contain drowned sailors.
Something that throws me off is all the talk about using divers to find lost bodies. I've never heard of divers searching for bodies lost at sea, so are they using divers to search the flooded compartments?
>>34966422
No body found even if mates saw him die? It's MIA.
>Can afford gun
>Can afford ammo
>Can't afford range time
Why do they charge so much? How is a poorfag supposed to get proficient in his weapon if he can never practice?
>>34965541
so practice out in their parking lot.
>>34965541
If you can afford the 1st two how are you unable to budget for the latter?
>can't afford to spend 10 dollars to go to the outdoor range
And I thought /o/ was full of poorfags
>Kantanka Armoured Car: This is a military vehicle capable of throwing bombs and missiles. It has the ability to revolve 360 degrees meaning it can fire the missile in any direction. The operator inside the car can not be seen but he sees his entire environment and beyond with the in-built Kantanka CCTV. This car is important for the army and can contribute successfully to national defence. The purpose of this car is not revolutionary, but for maintenance of security, national defence and peace-keeping missions.
Where were you when the future of armoured warfare was changed by a genuis in ghana?
>>34965166
Until it comes across a pothole and gets stuck because its lower than a ricers miatta.
/thread
>>34965166
Didn't even look at the picture, could tell it was African tech by the goddamn greentexf
Epic
Just heard about the new gun law that became law yesterday. How fucked are us Oregonians?
It's scary that legally purchasing a firearm in the 6 months of the petition being filed is enough grounds to have the petition approved and the accused losing their shit for potentially a year.
I was talking to my mom about it, she gave me the argument that maybe it could have stopped the UCC shooting. Her argument had a lot of ifs and maybes, which is really only the best a gungrabber can hope for.
Imagine making a tasteless joke at the thanksgiving table and your soccermom aunt thinks you're a psychopath so she calls the cops. They take away your guns until you can get a clear psych eval, even then they keep them for a year.
Unrelated, but now we're straight up subsidizing the full cost of an abortion with taxpayer money. Fuck this state, it's nothing like what it used to be.
>>34964073
I don't have anything to do with either side of my family, and both my Mom and Dad are ok with guns. So I pretty much just gotta worry about police.
I don't expect it to go away, but we should push for it to get amended and remove that 6th factor.
>>34963916
molon labe or gtfo
Tripfags from /akg/ get into a shootout with tripfags from /arg/ who wins?
/arg/ simply because they drastically outnumber the /akg/ trips. If the numbers were even then /akg/ because the /akg/ trips shoot their guns a lot more than the /arg/ trips.
>>34963001
/akg/ because they actually shoot their guns.
>>34963001
Everyone else.
No, the US needs to build something bigger, better.
So start with pic related, adding a pair of carrier-style bows and a pair of Ford-class powerplants with 8+ azipods for distributed power/steering redundancy and a 30+kt flank speed. Armor it like a Nimitz/Ford and fit it with enough redundant watertight compartments that it could eat a pair of Akulas' worth of conventional torps and still float.
Next, fit it out with a 360° AESA setup with antennas the size of a Pave PAWS, probably powered by its own small reactor, and a navalized version of the Ground Based Interceptor so it can carry out midcourse intercepts of DF-21's and Bulava's from halfway across the Pacific with its own exoatmospheric kinetic kill vehicles. 48 Trident tubes should be enough for long-range engagement of surface targets. Next, load it with as many VLS cells as an arsenal ship or three so that it can spam 100's TSSM's or SM2/3's at whatever gets through (or the entire PLAAF, for that matter) like something out of Macross. Add in 4 turrets of Iowa-style triple-mount railguns for shore bombardment, point defense, and close-in engagement of surface targets. For a CIWS, use a navalized version of the YAL-1's laser system, with 4-8 emitters for maximum redundancy.
Now, add a Wasp class-sized flight deck (because you honestly still have the space for one) for limited amphibious assault/full-on ASW capability, and add a complement of 40-70 F-35B's as well because all that leftover interior volume won't fill itself, and their ability to remote-cue the contents of its 1500+ VLS cells will do wonders to reduce workload in the CIC, which by now probably resembles NASA mission control.
Now you have it, the seagoing equivalent of a Super Star Destroyer, a surface combatant that will displace >200k tons and will probably cost you $30-50 billion to procure, but will also be able to simultaneously engage the entire Chinese fleet singlehandedly and have a solid chance of winning.
So what say you, /k/?
>>34961951
An even bigger, slower target? Where do I send my tax dollars?
>>34961956
I, for one, welcome our new, IRL Battlestar Galactica overlords, and will gladly flush as many tax dollars down the toilet as it takes to give each of our fleets one of these monsters as a command ship.
>>34961956
>An even bigger, slower target? Where do I send my tax dollars?
A giant ship to fight phantom enemies that would be sunk by cheap supersonic anti-shipping missiles.
Autistic Marines edition.
>Discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZJPxxTj
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
Resources:
>Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.
>http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum
>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.
>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.
>http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.
>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.
>http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.
>www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.
>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well
>http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/prerequ/woft.shtml
US Army High school to Flight school
Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga
>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke???
No.
http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Long hard school, to do shitty work, and the job prospects are a lie.
Which branch are you enlisting/enlisted/considering?
http://strawpoll.me/4671253
Previous thread:
>>34931373
This is a stupid question but I'm going to ask it anyway. Are the Marines really all marketing or is the whole package worth having to pass some of the most rigorous PFT standards and having substandard gear and living conditions compared to other branches? For enlisted and/or officers.
Please leave the "fuck teh Marines xD" posts out.
>>34960116
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dv9UBOGu6GQY
Marketing.
>>34960116
They're good at a limited doctrinal set of being a full "military in a box" that can start a fight anywhere until the Army and Air force show up.
What will be the next country to join the global league of carriers and help shape the course of human history and geopolitical power well into the next century?
And what will they name their new carrier?
I hear Turkey is already in the running.
I'm pretty sure Thailand converted theirs to a museum and only actives it for large scale rescue missions.
Philippines has reviews for Mistral class to be converted to F-35 short take off carrier with ramp.
>>34956234
How many of these can actually deploy with a functioning air component?