Onahole Thread - /ona/

How does the vacuum gimmick on seducing witch work? I squeeze it when going in but it feels subpar (although having it stick vertically to my dick feels funny)

>No discord
Good, stay that way. No more circlejerk.

>>17561673
you have pencil dick

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OwO what's this?~

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This was inside

Otonajp is so cute :3

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Now onto the real content

I don't actually know if this is offlimit since it's a blue board and all

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This thing weighs a lot!

Probably around half a kg (one pound)

>>17561704
>tfw
So, how does it work?

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And of course the lube, from en-nls

>>17561725
>So, how does it work?
you squeeze the air out, plug the hole with your fat dick, air can't get in (or little)

now if you try to pull out the onahole kinda offers resistance like a suction cup and won't let you go.

jokes abot pencil dick aside, I could almost accomplish it with a dry finger, so probably you are missing technique

are you a virgin?

>>17561732
I did just about that but it didn't grab on too well. Maybe I used too much lube? Regardless, if the idea is right I'll try again with less lube.
Duh, lv. 25 KV type

>>17561732
are you implying that when you sex a woman you have to squeeze air out of her first?

>>17561926
if a woman is experienced and trained
>inb4 ordes of r9k rejects calling her a whore
she can contract her vagina as you go in

also since vaginas are imperfect machines and I have a fat dick and like to pull it all out and back in, it happens that they queef (vagina "farting" air) or clamp to my dick

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>>17561726

Any yuropoors ordered anything from wanta.co.uk? Are they any good or should I shop elsewhere?

I'm happy with the price I just want to get scammed - but if I ordered from them I only have to order from one place instead of importing some and getting the rest from Omocha.

venus real realest onahole?

cornstarch good for powdering? like is it as good as using baby powder?

does queencatadulttoys ship to canada?

I am 30 year old virgin. should i just save up for a hooker?

>>17562214
>I just want to get scamme
O-okay.

>>17562221
Fuck. I meant I'm happy being scammed the upfront price being higher than import I just want the stuff to arrive (and on time).

>>17562218
>I am 30 year old virgin. should i just save up for a hooker?

>save up

if at 30 you can't afford a hooker, you need to kill yourself

>>17562218
>hooker
pff haha nope, get your self a hole or a doll

Post your dolls, quick!

>>17562218
>I am 30 year old virgin. should i just save up for a hooker?
Not personal experience but I've been told paying to lose your virginity to a hooker just feels worse.

Do it if you want a reason to an hero.

Back a few weeks ago my two friends and I were messing around with sound effects to fill out our groups sound for a few parts and it was decided to use my onahole. I kid you not. So that night I got a 40 second sample. When the dual hole was open it made a "pew-whoopie" whistling sound with lube and when closed, more of a muffled slosh.

Might be interesting if we ever performed it live. Ha.

So I guess I'm wondering if any of you ever thought about using your holes for more than masturbating or as a lint roller?

I've always been one of those guys that said "Masturbating already feels good enough, I don't need any sorts of toys or gadgets", but I'm on vacation right now in Tokyo, and while wandering around Akihabara, I stumbled into a store that turned out to be a 4 story sex shop, and on display was Tenga products. I saw the Tenga Cup series were only like 700 yen, so I thought why not, and got a soft one.
I gotta say, I regret wasting so many years masturbating like a normie. That shit blew my god damn mind. I can't imagine even real sex feels that good. I read the cup series aren't designed for reuse so I have to go back and get a reusable one, since I don't think I can go back to using ole Jill.

>>17561717
As long as nipples or vagina are not visible its not off limits. Yes, I know its dumb.

>>17562600
so any particular reason you chose japan for vacation?
im under the impression Akihabara would be mind blowing to take a stroll down

>>17562649
Not holidaying anon, but went there a few years ago.

Mind blowing is a bit strong, the main drag is a dozen stores and the same again of arcades. There are a few streets that come off it with themed cafes and that's really it.

It looks the same as any other reasonable shopping street. The only difference being the shops have porn and anime in the windows instead of clothes.

>>17562662
The same thing that happens to any Discord, constant circlejerking and ERP scum.

>>17562649
I'm here right now, and it fucking is. The hentai dungeons are amazing. Gonna buy some onahole tomorrow

>>17561723
thats a cheap one

Does queencat ever stock the Venus Real Soft? It's always unavailable every time I check.

HOLY SHIT
/jp/ was right, with less lube if felt like an actual pussy!
10/10
Thanks!

>onahole thread
I guess we aren't eternal anymore. It was nice knowing you all

>>17562662
circlejerks and kicking out anyone who doesnt have an onahole

Just had bareback sex for the first time. I've always been a condom fag but she on the pill.
The closest hole I felt similar was Meiki ZYX. It was about 80% similar. But of course the real thing was really warm and the convulsions/random spurts of ultra tightness are part of the experience. I think the warmness is about USB warmer level for about 10 minutes. The tight convulsing moments felt like Lolinco, especially towards the end of the canal.

For comparison holes I have are Lolinco/virgo, VAA, Daisyuki Hold, Puni Ana SPDX, Inside Shota-kun, Seventeen Bordeaux, Roa, Rina, Mouth of Truth, Tenga Flip black, and Venus Real Soft.

Venus Real Soft to me feels like covered sex. Most of the time I don't like soft holes.
ZYX is already among my top holes and I now have even more appreciation for it.

Just thought I'd share. Not here to brag.

>>17562969
You won't be talking about brag once you find out you have a STD now

>>17562969
>Venus Real Soft to me feels like covered sex. Most of the time I don't like soft holes.
For people familiar with the ZYX already, would you recommend the Venus Real Regular instead?

how good is Puni Fuwa Mochi if I wanna mating press something?

>>17562991
Quit being a bitter sourgrape fag. People here obviously always wonder what's closest to the real thing, so this is contributing. I kept the post as onahole centric as possible but you still couldn't keep a lid on your autism.

>>17563015
If it's just Venus Regular Soft but a bit less soft, I'd stick with the ZXY. I honestly never understood the fascination with Venus Real. It's one of the few holes I kind of regret buying, especially with its price tag. I don't really feel any variation in sensation throughout the canal; feels the same all the way, whereas ZXY has variety.

>>17563032
Don't worry about him, I doubt I'll ever have sex and I appreciate your post.

Your praise of ZXY gets me wondering though, in the previous thread I mentioned that I was deciding between Julia+ and ZXY and was leaning towards julia but I'm really not so sure anymore. Does anyone have experience with both of them by any chance?

I am planning to get both at some point, but for now I'm just gonna buy one along with 1 onatsuyu bottle for free shipping, and then do that again at some point when I need more lube.

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so, i have a collection of bad-dragon toys
>pic related
and i really like some of them, some of them are p. shitty. but after insistence from NEET weebs that jap toys are SO much better, i got a venus real and have been using that more than any of my BD toys.

bad-dragon also price dropped recently so new sleeves are $95 instead of $130, and flops are now $76.
so, ive been wanting another blowjob-simulating hole, but i also want a rabbit or dolphin pussy. are there any nip toys you know that feel like getting deepthroated?

ive also considered the autoblow, which is $200... which is pretty high

>>17563288
Nigga there's none until they can imitate a moving, wet, warm tongue

>>17562969
H-how was real sex compared to a warmed-up Lolinco Virgo? Asking for a friend... [/spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

>>17563630
Samefag here. Didn't realize there weren't spoilers on /jp/. Pls forgive my faggotry

>>17563639
there are spoilers, you just added the "/"
accident;y in the sprt spoiler bracket

>>17563639
Not him but I have over 20 pussies of experience and my new temptation witch feels better than a bad fuck, but a bit worse than a good fuck

Has anybody else noticed that the lid of onatsuyu bottles has a weird centre of gravity so it falls really slowly if you balance it on the rounded side?

>>17563662
Ye

I blame the Jews honestly

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>>17562969
When did you purchase your Meiki ZYX? I heard it's internal structure got redesigned or something...

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hey /jp/ today i received the Big Lolinco Virgo in the mail and ive used it once, though now im standing the dilemma of drying it on the inside, how do i do it? before i've been able to just let my onahole sit because it was so small, it would airdry by itself, but the lolinco is way to big and keep the damb air/water inside and stays moist forever.

>>17564004
Microfiber finger gloves.

>>17564004
Absorbant kitchen paper is what I use. Sometimes just toilet paper. Just press it in there with your fingers.

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I don't think Toyheart onaholes are right for me...

>>17564076
it usually falls apart before i get through entrance and would probably leave a lot of paper bits inside

>>17564083
Same thing happened to my Meiki no Hinkaku Up.

I think it is from too much spreading of the lips during cleaning/drying that started my tear. Just got worse over time.

>>17562721
feck just checked and oos. i am canadian anon

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I wasn't too sold on these things at first but I grabbed the cheapest shit I could find, it was 12 bucks. felt pretty weird like dried out gak, I don't know. It doesn't feel like skin but I wasn't expecting it to.

I was seriously unimpressed at first because I assumed lube was optional, so I was worried i'd gotten one that was too small. Just couldn't get the damn thing in there. I legitimately thought the whole Asian men have small penises thing was just a meme but that thing is fucking tiny, it stretches out a fair amount though. I look inside the pack and see this tiny pack of lube, changed the whole experience. Took me a bit to realize how you're actually supposed to use it. Not like I can read the box for instructions, it's just a bunch of oriental scratchings text-wrapped around a cartoon lady with big tiddies.

I won't go and say this feels like the real thing or something retarded like that, but it's a decent step up from just using my hand. Not from the sensation so much as the whole experience of hearing sloppy noises and shit while you're working the wiggler to black and white caricatures of Asiatic persons performing uncouth carnal acts.

I think if I stuck it inside something more rigid like an old flashlight it would work a lot better, just dremel out the hard bits and remove the metal tabs. I'll have to try out a more expensive one next time.

I know j-list is a shitty meme site that overcharges but despite all the horrible reviews I read they shipped my package fast and it came in early. I'll try out one of the others from the list though

>>17562969
If ZYX feels 80% like the real thing what would you say for the Venus Real Soft? 60%?

Would also appreciate the realism % from other anons who have used the Venus Real soft and aren't virgins. Thank-you!

I am trying to stay away from Meikis because I bought the Meiki Ozawa and the oiliness and stench was horrible. The smell latched onto my underwear and latched onto all my clothes when I did my laundry. A year later and my clothes still have an odd scent to them.

>>17564150
While I havent tried the one you used, a while back when I did an order I just added a shitty 10 dollar one to get free shipping and to see how they were in comparison and really they can't be compared to proper onaholes, they are that cheap for a reason.

>>17564197
I don't really want to spend more than 25, can I still get something worthwhile at that price?

>>17564207
I imagine you can probably find a fair few of the toysheart holes around that price range, I wouldn't say they are the best but they are generally decent quality and they do have a few popular ones, especially in regards to tight holes.

Maybe you can get better ones cheap enough if you buy from Japan, personally I have experience with that though as my country would fuck me hard with import taxes if they got caught.

>>17564207
No

>>17563031

Depends on how big you are, both in terms of body mass and length. The Puni Fuwa Mochi is VERY small, and won't support the weight of a full-grown man very well. Also, I'm 6 1/2" long and if I hilt it (especially the vaginal tunnel), my glans comes clear out the other side. Sensation and construction of the hip are good, though, especially for the money. I'd say if you're really set on mating press, something with more mass to it, such as the Puni Ana SPDX or Monster Wet Kiwami are better choices.

>>17564207
Depends on your penis size, but look at the brand Magic Eyes or Ride Japan. Most of their holes are around $25-$30 and they're fairly good quality. Be warned that certain series like the Lolinco (and the soft varient) aren't very durable and average about 6 months of regular usage.

>>17564159
>>17564178
The VR soft is at least 73% +/- 1.9% real. Heating it improves the realness factor to 77%, but also increases the uncertainty to 3.3% due to local variations in heating. For optimum heating and realism, use an incubator. Alternately, if you're really serious about realism, you can always maintain a precise temperature by shoving your Venus Real directly into an actual vagina and allowing it to come to temperature over the course of about three hours. Of course, the emissivity of your onahole is going to be different from a real vagina, so the temperature profile will never be exactly correct.

>>17564330
Anything close to 80% is good enough for me. I will try to get a USB warmer. I don't need it to be the exact temperature but at least as warm if not warmer than a real vagina will do for me.

>>17563630

Lolinco Virgo is what it'd feel like if the vagina was convulsing and you're entering in the most angled way possible all the time (cowgirl with her gyrating back and forth versus straight up and down). Regular Lolinco doesn't apply since no pussy is that textured and hard in my experience.
I guess it'd be like if she was orgasming 24/7?

>>17563765
Sadly I have the newer one, but it seems to be holding up fine. I've never felt the original one.

>>17564159
Feels like condom'd sex in the missionary or doggy position. I'd say 60%. I feel like using it is cucking myself since why would I settle for condom feeling sex on an onahole, but it does make you last longer.

Most of the other holes I listed are anime tier; there's no way a real vagina would feel that way in real life/only in hentai and doujins, but damn do they still feel good in their own way.

>>17564387
Did you try a vacuum witch?

>>17564408
No, but it's my next planned purchase. Though I'm pretty content with rotating what I have now.

>>17564427
Well it's my first hole (see unboxing at the start of the thread) after over 20 pussies and asses and I'm pretty satisfied.

Not mind blown, but satisfied

>>17564372
Jest aside, I use a heating blanket. Venus Real is pretty damn big, and the USB warmers don't really have what it takes to get the whole thing warm. If you want it to get nice and hot and stay that way, you're better off finding something that can heat the entire thing.

so you guys follow how to recover from the guide? im going crazy on bananas and activated almonds
i have had a better time ever since making the considerations it suggest

>>17562969
That's pretty much what I tell anyone who will listen.

Meiki ZXY is my go to for the last 4 years. Been banging my Vietnamese GF for the last three years 3x weekly without a condom, and it's the closest thing to her riding my cock.

I personally don't like the Onatsuyu- the Maria Ozawa is a better lube to use with the ZXY.

>>17564408
Vacuum witch is rougher than the real thing. It's stimulators and fun, especially if you're using the "teeth" to stroke your shaft and head. Pushing it all the way in is just so-so. Use the vacuum created to make the teeth gently glide along your cock, and you'll be in heaven.

It's pretty close to my girlfriend's blow jobs when she lightly uses her teeth to run along my shaft and glans. Sounds painful, but it's actually really erotic. Give it a shot sometime.

>>17564083
>>17564098
Got a similar problem. It's not at that point yet but it's definitely going to get there. I'm not sure if I want to go until the proverbial wheels fall off or ditch it now. Either way, it makes me sad I spent money on it to have the opening split after the first use.

>>17564207
Step up to $30 and get Chouzetsu Vacuum Nurse. It was the first I bought and have never once regretted it. Zero signs of wear after three months, great texture, and the vacuum is pretty good. It's a bit floppy once you get going but I HIGHLY recommend it.

>>17564330
Kinda interested in how much of an ass pull those deviation numbers are or how you acquired that data.

>>17564697
All this talk of ZXY has got me reconsidering what my next purchase will be in a month or so.

>>17562969
>ZYX is already among my top holes and I now have even more appreciation for it.
So what's your favorite hole?
I liked the VAA so much I bought a back up and I'm planning on importing the HARD version soon.

For those of you who've tried the ZXY have you tried the Ozawa? I just had a terrible experience with it (see oily/reek post above) and wondered if the ZXY suffers from the same problems.

>>17565020
Just to add, I did absolutely love how realistic the Ozawa felt when I warmed it in hot water. Very soft plastics and nice subtle texture.

If only it didn't reek and ruin my entire wardrobe. That's what makes me hesitate from buying another Meiki.

>>17561926
I smell a banepost

I'm looking to buy my first hole. Noise is a concern. I didn't see anything about this in the pastebin. How loud are these things? I assume it's different for everyone, based on hole and dick dimensions, but I'm looking for a ballpark. Are suction holes louder or quieter than the average? Soft vs Hard noise levels?

I am open to suggestions. Looking for something quiet, easy to clean, and lower stimulation.

>>17565026
All of the Meiki NPG onaholes will leak oil, especially when you first buy them. Still, how did it ruin your entire wardrobe? Did you smear it all over your closet? why? Just store it in plastic bag

>>17565321
if you buy something from tomax, it typically will not make loud sounds unless you pour a ton of lube down the hole. holes with a vacuum chamber or uterus gimmick typically are louder than most and you'll need to close a door or place tv/music while jacking it.

>>17564432
interdasting. Was kind of expecting it to be a slightly different Daisyuki Hold since it uses the same gimmick, so I hope it delivers.

>>17564875
Lolinco Virgo actually. I prefer tons of stimulation and medium-high tightness, but not overly hard holes. Regular lolinco material was a bit harder; virgo is a bit softer and just right. For some reason cumming inside Virgo is painful sometimes; I think it's because maybe my dick tip is at the very end wall and plugging up my urethra so it's creating back pressure, cause that's what it feels like. So as a result, I don't think I cum max volume.
I use ZXY if I want to last longer/take my time. Cumming inside feels great for me.
Though my orgasms are the strongest and most voluminous with the shota hole, cause it's essentially just a stereo-jack sized sphincter and nothing else but an empty chamber, so it has the same effect of pulling out but still being inside (I don't know about you guys but when I pull out, I shoot way farther and cum much more).

>>17565321
Softer holes are generally the quietest.
Suction holes have some noise due to air escaping/entering here and there.
Double ended holes or holes with a connected vagina and anal canal are loud as fuck cause you're essentially playing it like a flute pumping air in and out of it from the other hole. Plug it up or enjoy wet sloppy air sounds.

>>17564718
ZXY was my first hole, and my favorite still. Could be because everything else I have bought has been compared, but this is the list so far:

Meiki YJY
Girl In the Box Hard
Sujiman Kupa Roa Hard
Waz Daruma Geishi
Mouth of Truth
Lolinco Virgo
Seducing Witch

>>17563288
Dunno about deepthroat, but i can cosign
Maid in Fella
Mouth of Truth

>>17565360
I stored it in a cloth toy bag from toydemon. Here's a few details about what happened. I played with the toy last summer during a somewhat humid day. Like after every use with this toy I could smell the plastic emancipating from my wiener even when I was standing with my clothes on. The hot weather only made that synthetic and somewhat stinky plastic smell more apparent. I took a shower later in the day and threw my underwear inside my laundry basket. When I did my laundry a few days later I could smell that same scent clinging to my underwear. I thought a wash would get rid of it but instead all my clothes in the washer reeked. It's now a full year later and I can still smell the Meiki obviously not as bad but still quite apparent. I am going to see if using Borax with my laundry will help...

Meikis are expensive but holy hell it feels extremely realistic when you heat it up with water to ensure the entire onahole is warmed up. Unfortunately I had to throw it out after a few uses because of what happened. Fuck if not for the stench I'd buy a ZXY right now.

The Venus Real is my only option at the moment because I want another realistic toy. Although it's really disappointing to hear how much it pales in comparison to a Meiki. Sigh.

The vagina and anus on my Meiki Cherry have gotten all torn up from about two years of use and it's time for me to get a new hip.

What 1:1 hip do you guys use?

The Meiki's stink? Do they smell like tar like the RIDE holes?

>>17565635
how realistic was the meiki cherry?
>>17565868
very strong rubber smell. clung to my cock like that other guy. i shower right after but i can see how if you wait just a few hours it can ruin your clothes.
>>17562721
don't think i can wait any longer. might get very soft. bad idea?? can't be any softer then a meiki right??

>>17561726
That is some good lube. I bought one 3 months ago and it recently ran out. Yours should last as long as mines did.

>>17565971
>Yours should last as long as mines did.

I'm actually getting scared since I got my witch 48h ago and I already fucked it twice

when you say 3 months you mean daily use?

>>17565974
>when you say 3 months you mean daily use?
That is correct. it is enough to last that long through daily use.

>tfw you have to travel for a week and don't give a fuck about bringing your onahole on the plane, but they will block your lube

what do?
I can't buy expensive japanese lube on the spot

>take time to lube up, wash and rinse onahole thoroughly after use, disinfect it, dry it and powder it
or
>use condom
It's like one of those shitty free to play games, where you can save a ton of time by spending real money. Cheapest condoms you can buy here are 10€ for 20 pieces., they should last about two-three weeks. Should I just do it? I spend a good 15 minutes with cleaning up the mess every time.

>>17565992
Aren't you allowed to bring <100ml of liquids with you, when it's in your trolley?

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>>17566011
>Aren't you allowed to bring <100ml of liquids with you, when it's in your trolley?

first off my bottle is 370ml,
I could maybe bring the little sample that came with my hole

but they inspect suspicious liquids anyway
last time the guard sparyed my french perfume on a paper stick to check if it was a bioweapon no joke

>hey sir, what's this little bottle?
> i-it's a-artificial vagina juice sir
>let's have a walk, son

what the best one if your well endowed? cause most im seeing are 4-5

>>17566067
I'm 7" and the witch can fit me

>>17566014
>last time the guard sparyed my french perfume on a paper stick to check if it was a bioweapon
Well, was it?

What did he say?

>>17566070
>Well, was it?
of course not

>What did he say?
the paper turned the colour he wanted (blueish iirc) and he let me go.

>>17566068
very well, guess it doesn't matter too much as long as the head is covered

>>17566078
check the excel spreadsheet from the OP (pastebin)

it lists the known tunnel lenghts

>>17565218
what does that even mean?

>>17566084
>what does that even mean?

I think it was a very bad attempt to draw an elaborate comparison to the (in)famous quote "why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane"

Unfortunately I don't see how the two can link but this is the closest my mind can go to imagine anon's intention

>>17566090
that's pretty retarded of him then, what I said makes sense in the context of the situation.
not everything is memes.

>>17564268
Thanks. My plan is just to have something laying on my bed and letting me just fuck it missionary, the Puni Ana SPDX looks good for that. I just hope it doesn't become a problem in customs, but I live in California so it shouldn't be an issue.

>>17566002
use female condoms. regular condoms can damage onaholes. also you can reuse female condoms.

Finally got my Daishuki Hold, my dudes. Haven't used it yet. Trying to turn it inside out but too afraid of breaking it...

>>17566155
dont turn it inside out, wash with a finger and some soap ,twist a paper towel into a stick and put that inside, then roll it to dry it
worked perfectly every time for mine.

>>17566155
it's a pretty tight and hard hole, I wouldn't try turning it inside out. It's pretty easy to clean anyway.

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>>17566244
What about bits of paper that get stuck inside from the paper towel..? Is that a possibility?

>>17566250
Not him but as long as you aren't manhandling the paper towel and it isn't cheap brittle toilet-paper tier shit, it'll be fine.

Just twist half a square, put it in, roll the hole like dough, and pull out. Done.

>>17566250
Never use toilet paper, but something more solid like tissues or at least kitchen rolls. I don't wanna know how long it took me to get brittled up layers of toilet paper out of my ona.

>>17566348
That's easy as pie. Just drizzle in a shitload of lube and use your dick to scrub it out.

>>17566123
>that's pretty retarded
For him?

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So Amazon's selling this for $120 and I really want it but I want to know, What Do you guys think of torso holes? I have a puni hole and I want something bigger and heavier, so should I get this or just a bigger hip?

>>17566484
Stop it.

>>17566524
It's fucking creepy and you'd be sad as fuck she doesn't have a head

>>17566539
says you

>>17566539
eh, if you're not into dolls I'd honestly prefer without a face as a lot of those are pretty creepy.

>>17566002
Takes me 5 mins tops.

>>17566250
I use the big ones you get in rolls, the kind that doesn't disintergrate into goo when wet, usually they have some kind of embossed design on them, great for actual cleaning too.

>>17566484
Fuck off.

What are some good soft holes without suction? My glans always gets tormented when the air is out of the hole.

>>17566524
why is it compared to a redbull?

>>17567234
because you're going to need energy to heft around 17.6lbs for any period of time?

>>17567234
Anything that most people know well the size of is a good comparison item.

>>17566014
>my french perfume
You wear perfume?

>>17567234
Better question: why'd the seller feel the need to insist the torso does NOT include a Red Bull?

>>17567457
they dont want anyone expecting a free drink with their fucktorso

>>17567522
They're not going to get many takers if they don't include that Red Bull. What kind of cheap bastard is selling that shit?

>>17567528
I know right, at least the smaller onaholes give you a free drink sample, though they usually taste a bit funny.

>>17567386
You don't?
No wonder you're virgin

>>17567014
Tomax shit. All firmness types are pretty soft, and I would say that they don't provide that much suction with air pushed out.

>>17561668
OP's pick is just an "illustration", not a full dj, ain't it?

>>17567762
>not a full dj, ain't it?
What do you mean?

>>17565913

I wouldn't know. I'm a virgin.

For what it's worth I bought the Meiki Extreme Pleasure Hip.

>>17567881
He probably meant doujin ie hentai manga

>>17567931
ah, that makes a lot of sense, I guess I'm pretty lacking in these terms.
I believe it's a one off.

>>17561960
Underrated

Wow guys I finally nailed this vacuum thing

This time it sucked me dry, zero air

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>>17566524

I think that it probably has no rigid structure inside, and will be an absolute nightmare to use in any position other than missionary. Other than that, the tunnel will be boring, but serviceable. Depending on your intended uses, YMMV.

Meiki ZXY/Ozawa == Venus Real Very Soft?

>>17562991
Fuck off you stupid idiot.

>>17562969
Non-virgin fag here. Meiki ZYX is short for Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu correct? Please reply to me asap so I can buy this asap.

>>17562218

>cornstarch good for powdering?

Corn starch is good, The guide recommends it

>does queencatadulttoys ship to canada?

Queen cat will ship to Canada, but not through the regular process, if you email them through their contact us page about shipping to Canada they'll work you through the process.

The charge a lot for shipping though, I got mine mailed to Toronto and they charged me $17 USD for shipping

>>17569212

Also does anyone know where else to get onaholes in Canada, Queencat shipping is expensive af and I don't want to buy one through amazon and get arrested cause I bought a loli hole or something

>>17569219
NLS is what I use more often than not, just click remove packaging during the order process and you're golden. And don't ship DHL, they scrutinize more.

Honestly why order holes in countries that don't allow loli art? I know it's the law there but the box art is part of the joy of this hobby. I would rather jerk it off with my hand if it weren't for my local laws. Do these distributors at least give you a discount for removing the box?

>>17569225
Just tried checking out a couple holes on NLS to see what the shipping costs were like and they are way worse than QueenCat lol

>>17569225
>>17569389

Queencat charges me $17 USD which is about $22-23CDN, and NLS is charging me about $26 for e-Packet shipping, I set the currency on the site to CDN though, do they just have a bad conversion rate?

>>17569225
Nevermind, just checked with currency set to JPY, and the price dropped alot

>>17565615
anyone else apart from me and other guy who experienced VERY VERY STINKY meiki plastic?
>>17568457
i need to know this too. i am the anon desperate for tomax venus real but queencatadult out of stock!!!
>>17569155
yes
>>17569212
bro toydemon charged me $38 US for my meiki ozawa...
i think another anon in past mentioned $30 for venus real to canada from queencat
so $17 usd is pretty damn good
>>17569219
only reason i am using queencat is they shipped with usps which allows me to use canada post flexdelivery (ship to post office for pickup)

I want to get a soft hole and was looking at the half-mature succubus series after having heard of them for a while...what's the general consensus on the best from the series? Otherwise, any other recommendations for soft holes? (I mainly have magic eyes stuff so it's all very stimulating)

>>17569266
>Honestly why order holes in countries that don't allow loli art?
If the government in your country decided that it was illegal to masturbate altogether, would you stop? No you wouldn't, so stop being retarded.
>I know it's the law there but the box art is part of the joy of this hobby.
Loli pictures, if that's your thing, and the box art images are available on the internet - so why would I care? Have I kept the boxes that I have received? Yes. Do I know why? No.
>I would rather jerk it off with my hand if it weren't for my local laws.
Then you are a bigger autist that I first gave you credit for. The onahole itself still works the same so, again, why would I care?
>Do these distributors at least give you a discount for removing the box?
No. They still had to pay for it, so why would they? The shipping charge isn't reduced either but, then, someone needs to open each box and wrap the onahole in bubble-wrap or whatever, so I don't feel too Jewed and I think it's great that they provide the option.

>>17569500
>bro toydemon charged me $38 US for my meiki ozawa...
Ausbro here and, unless you live in burgerland, Jewdemon's international shipping charges are ridiculous - you can generally count on it being about one-third the value of the items (so about a quarter of the total cost) and that means a two-week-plus wait to AU. From Japanese stores, on the other hand, it's more like 12-20% of the total cost and I have it in less than a week (DHL).

Considering getting a Dolphin cause I hear its pretty tight, the sensation is nice and unique, and its fairly durable.

How does it compare to the Lilith Uterus or the Venus Real or other holes? If the Lilith or Venus is much better I'll probably get one of those

I want something that is a bigger then the Cocolo but still in a torso form so no doll. An inner support structure would be great but isn't a dealbreaker.

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>>17570007
>Omocha Dreams still didt restock
I wanna cry.

3 weeks already, soon.

Omocha Dreams still didt restock
are we poor europeans doomed to fap by hand?

also it appears motsutoys is super fast on delivery



>>17570019
did it say delivery next week at that point as well?

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>>17570024
>did it say delivery next week at that point as well?
Yes.

And 3 months ago it said "new batch in a month", according to someone who's been waiting for that long. Or maybe he meant that he's been waiting for 3 months and a month ago it started saying "new batch in a month".

while we talk about the waiting game

how long has queencatadulttoys been out of venus reals? I want this toy badly

>>17570035
dear god please no, well time to consider options which does not include waiting

1. Seventeen
2. Senpai who I look up to was a pretty barriered girl
3. local goat

>>17570063
4. Suicide

>>17569748
SPDX - https://en-nls.com/pict1-43253

>>17570024
>>17570035
A month and a half ago I asked a rep on their Whatsapp about Tomax restock, they told me that they have no idea when the restock is going to happen, as it depends totally on Daimaoh.
So it's more than three weeks already.
Still doesn't excuse the fact that they allow to order out of stock items as if they are going to be restocked soon. But shifts the blame somewhat.

>>17570634
well that settles it
but seeing as they allowed orders for items they expect in stock recently they must have it very soon
in any case i want a hole before Wednesday lets go
rolling for which hole to buy

1-3 Seventeen
4-6 Seventeen Bordeaux
7-9 Seventeen Evo Soft

>tfw just finished cleaning out my biggest load yet from my onahole
First time I gagged while cleaning up god damn.
Self cleaning holes fucking when?

>>17570634
I've placed an order 7 weeks ago, back then it said that restock could take up to 4 weeks. I hope these holes are worth the wait.

>>17570729
if they base it of a horse ass they could work kinda like you want
hell its how some medical stuff is self sealing, basically it pushes stuff out gradually
alternatively maybe some kind of relatively weak pressure washer?

>>17570729
How filthy can you be

My cum smell and tastes good

>>17570685
Just keep in mind that 17 Bordeaux has issues with layers separating straight out of the box.

>>17570884
i was reminded after buying the darn thing
okay any tips for preventing that?

>>17570734
Well, I have ordered Venus Real regular the second time, because the first one is pretty banged up by now, but it's still my favourite hole.

I would say that I wish they had competition, but the issue is the manufacturer not producing enough to meet demand.

>>17570887
Well, just be careful while handling and cleaning. Some separation is ok, just make sure to wipe all the water from between the layers while trying not to separate them further. Should last you a month or two if you are careful.

The opening is too small to efficiently weld them with a soldering iron. I have tried various solvents to chemically weld the surfaces, but that only worsened the problem. Rubber cement for bicycle tires didn't work either.
Someone mentioned simple superglue, but I have not tried it, and I think it would simply melt the surface.

>>17570911
>super glue on things my dick is going near
waterproof double-sided tape maybe?

>>17570927
Feel free to try it, but I don't think you will be able to fit it in through the tiny entrance without crumbling and sticking to itself.

>>17570932
when did you experience this anyway?
hopefully the build quality have improved since

>>17570939
I have had mine back in January. But these issues were there since the hole was first released years back. They never addressed these issues, which is a shame because I like how it feels.

There is a Soft version of this hole, but some people have mentioned that it also has the issue.

I know that ToysHeart can make durable double layer holes, as I own two other models from them. Why can't they make a proper version of one of their most popular products?

>>17570965
welp, i guess as long as people keep buying they dont feel the need to improve, yay part of the problem,
maybe getting this in particular was a bad idea, well its just a pre-view of whats to come once the coveted venus soft arrives

>>17570975
Don't be particularly discouraged. Durability issues aside, it's a good toy. It's harder than Venus, but still comparatively soft.

Mold cannot be light blue, right? I'm pretty sure I occasionally colored my onahoru with something but I have no clue how so I thought I'd check with you

>>17571084
Mold can be light blue to green, but this variety usually grows on food and stuff, and it's fuzzy and can be wiped really easily. The one that can grow in holes is usually black.
Probably just a smudge, but hard to say without seeing.

>>17571084
Maybe it's concentrated mycelium or maybe it's growing truffle.

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>>17571096
>>17571098
I just put it my drawer without a bag for a couple minutes and when I grabbed it it had those blue spots on it like my fingers had paint on them. I tried to wash it off but some got into the plastic and wouldn't go, I also smudged some of it over the surface in the process and some even got inside. This better not be some magical invisible mold I can't feel or smell cuckolding me

>>17562649
>im under the impression Akihabara would be mind blowing to take a stroll down
It certainly is, at least the first few times.

It's freeing. So different.

>>17571185
Looks like just some smudges to me. Wipe with iso alcohol if you don't like how it looks.

30 soon. Non-virgin but aside from phone sex with friends these past couple years haven't done it physically in 10 years now. Not interested in 3D anymore. First time posting here.

Recently I've fapped with condoms on wrapping my penis with a cushion. Anyone done this before? Would a onahole really feel better than this?

Length is 17cm or so I think, girth is slightly above average I'd say. No budget issues but I don't want to spend too much on the first one. France. Also I live with other people so neutral package is needed. I'm of course reading the pastebin as I'm typing this but it's massive so I thought I'd post anyway.
Any leads on what could be a good buy as an introduction?

>>17571274
>Would a onahole really feel better than this?
Yep.
I mean, I've made improvised toys from a toilet paper roll and a condom, so I have some idea about what you're talking about.

As for the rest, it's kinda hard to guess what you would like before trying. One advice I can give is that you might want to find something tight and hard, but counter-intuitively, a soft toy might be a better choice.
Tomax toys like Venus Real is generally considered a good choice, but it's hard to get as it's always out of stock. ToysHeart products are generally pretty good, are at a lower price point, and various vendors have them.

>>17571274
>Would a onahole really feel better than this?

Onaholes are the closest thing I've found to real sex. I'm in my 30s now too.

>>17571334
Which felt the closest?

>ordered holes for 250 Euros again

why do I feel so empty inside

>>17571639
Order dildos.

>>17571639
do >>17571646
that night anon discovered he was the onahole

When will Queen Cat have new stock for the Venus Real? I have been checking at random times over the year and never seen the Soft available!

why aren't there any shota themed hips or torsos?

with all the traps in anime you'd think there would be more options then the regular woman and lolis.

>>17572167
gays not welcome

>>17572167
http://infernalmonkey.com/2017/01/16/punyo-in-the-chinpo/

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Hi guys, I just want to say I love you guys so much and I got off my roof earlier and I am not sure what I did or am going to but I think I am going to be in the process of rebuilding for a long time, many of the blacks got good treatment and evacuated and are going to flourish because they are preferable so I heard so I thought so much I am here and there is so much work and I think everything is ok because basically I AM because of sump pumps. I don't know what I was thinking but everything like pictures and drywall and gold is gone and I just don't know who or what I should say someone to because my dakimakura of some I love is now gone. She is gone. Its not here and I won't find it here because she's gone. I got her onahole right here and I am going to go outside again. I am going to find her, I am going to find her because she couldn't have gone far because I love her and I know she is clinging on somewhere. Its what she does, she clings on to something good and doesn't let go. I have little now but I am going to find her because the water is gone and no one else is going to be searching for her but me.

How do I fix something like this? I am going to find her and I am going to take a few weeks off yeah? Alright? And we are both going to go on a trip to Tennasee to the smoky mountains to watch the fall foliage.

This is fucking gay as shit but I don't care. I am asking for y'alls support mentally and best wishes ok? I am not sure what I would do

>>17572483
anon i hope you find her, im sure shes waitinig for you somewhere. maybe you should put up a missing add to help the search. i dont know anything about your roof but surely no one stole her so maybe somewhere in your house, calm down and look again


/k/ here, i was directed to your general for onahole help, a friend told me to get the otonajp summer bag to start off with but hes also a big ass memer so i dont know if ill get cucked with cheap stuff. or something thats trash tier. whats a good onahole for a hand using virgin anon?
>usa
>$30-40
>length ~5' ( no idea what girth, average i suppose

>>17572483
kys

>>17572483
I need to write a Perl script to filter broken English.

>>17572537
I guess you have never known anyone in distress before.

>>17572483
Praters and hopes.

>>17572504
It is Hurricane Harvey.

>>17571198
That's reassuring, thanks

How is the Venus cross compered to the lilith uterus?

>>17572034
i need know too! halp! need venus real nao

>>17573310
welp they need to up the venus production and shipping at this rate

Can you imagine how many peoples waifus, posters and merch may have been displaced because of the hurricane? May be worse than fuck you shima.

>>17573569
*Fukushima.

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>>17573429
>welp they need to up the venus production and shipping at this rate
This is why whenever you read somewhere that something is "handmade", you know that they're just too retarded to automate the production properly and there might be supply bottlenecks.

>>17573588
yeah or nobody wants to be called the " the onahole automation guy"
i think these things are hard to mass produce mainly because of how layers and stuff works, besides would you dare put poor onahole technicians out of work?

Does a warmer make the experience noticeably better?

>>17574360
some people say it does but you can just heat up the lube a bit and it does the same thing

>>17574360
It lasts for like 3 seconds

>>17574412
I'll just go without one then.

>>17574360
I considered buying a warmer if I ever get the Venus Real (c'mon queencatadulttoys order some more!) But then I remembered how I used to soak my onahole in a small plastic container with hot water. Heats the onahole through and through. The warmth lasts a lot longer and feels more natural then just having the tunnel warmed up. I guess a USB warmer would be a lot more convenient though. Anyway it was good while it lasted. Had to trash my Meiki Ozawa after a few uses because it reeked and have been on the hunt for another onahole for almost a year.

I am >>17565321

Holes that have caught my fancy:
Venus Real
Hot Gimmick

I think I want Soft as opposed to Regular. However, since it's my first hole, I have no idea how to judge which would be better.
Can anyone give tips (beyond hard is more stimulating than soft) or is it just something you have to take the plunge and experiment with for yourself?

Venus Real is looking like the one right now. I'm certainly open to a less expensive hole to start with, but I don't want to waste my time and money on something low quality.

after a bunch of visits to >>>/gif/ where i saw fapheros i now finally understand what they are
onehole threads is the saviors our dicks need

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>>17572034
>>17573310
>>17573429
lmao they are out of regular now as well

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Hey guys,

After 7 years or so i have decided to replace ye olde faithful, my Fleshlight SIAC Lady Lager. It served me well, but after a bit of research, it seems like these Japanese Onaholes are miles ahead of the Western pocket pussies, and so i've decided to order a couple of Japanese Onaholes instead of just buying a new Fleshlight.

I will definitely be getting a Meiki ZXY, but i was hoping you guys could chime in and give me your opinion on some of the others. I'm thinking of going with the Virgin Age Admission, and the Open My Pussy! Lolinco, but there seems to be a lot of contenders on the market, e.g. Venus Real, and the Seventeen Bordeaux.

What would you guys choose? (my dick is pretty much average. About 6x6" on a good day.)

Also, i forgot to mention I'm in Europe, more specifically Sweden, so no toydemon for me unfortunately. The shipping is like $160 from their site. Is en-nls the best option for me?

I think I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna get a meiki plush this year. Will they have a sale during black friday? I need something that can handle being cuddled and hugged with every night. Are there other plush dolls that are better than the plush? Will I be making a mistake?

>>17574783
shitty! man I am so horny. I am trying to stahp myself from buying very soft and regretting it.

After a couple of uses, I have to say that I'm pretty disappointed with the Meiki Cherry Evolution. It's almost uncomfortably tight to get into, and the tunnels (even with bare-minimum lube) have sub-par sensation. I'm not huge, either (6.5", never measured girth). The thing is beautiful, and has great balance and heft, but is hardly worth it IMO. I think I'll be sending it to the curb on the next garbage day. For the money, I would highly recommend the SPDX over it, or even the Puni Fuwa Mochi 2000, although that one is on the smaller side.

>>17574901
>6.5
>not huge

>>17574939
It's just a good size, not gigantic.

>>17574939
I'm 7" and many girls were not particularly impressed.

It's not uncommon to find bigger, expecially in south Europe

>>17574939
>>17575296
>>17575330
Well the world average is like 5"-5.5"

>>17575419
The average is an average because a couple sad fuckers have a 3.5 microdick, and some chads have a 9"

It doesn't make 5.5 "normal", nor 6.5 huge, which was your point

>>17575439
Well it doesn't make it huge but 6.5 is still fairly large percentage difference from 5.5

>>17574709
>is it just something you have to take the plunge and experiment with for yourself?
Pretty much. Your impression will also change gradually over time as well.
I got VR in regular as my first hole, because I assumed that I would want something more stimulating. Turned out that even regular is barely harder than a marshmallow, and even though it felt good, I was kinda underwhelmed, since actual process of fucking it barely felt like anything.
But I guess over time sensitivity returned, and now it's mu favourite hole. Much better than some of the harder ones I got from other manufacturers.

>>17574850
There are a few EU vendors, I think there should be a few listed in the guide and in this thread.
Also, some of the toys are on Amazon if you want convenience.
As for what toys to buy - hard to say what you will like until you try them. Some people like soft, some people like tight and stimulating.

>>17575714
Why is the EU Vendors part in another pastebin? Why are there no reviews or summaries of the stores? Is this really all the EU vendors? Is Toucan a racist?

pastebin: https://pastebin.com/tdQrMzkB

Can't you buy from otonajp to Sweden?

Any idea where I'd post if I'm looking for people with kiiroo toys for interactive onahole fun?

>>17575744
There is also Mostsutoys.

And yea, you can order shit directly from Japan, vendors are there if you don't want to deal with customs/forwarding, etc.

>>17575756
Just ask your gf ;)

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Recommend me a soft hole. I already have Venus Clone r. soft and Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro and still want more. Any meikis fit the bill?

>>17575744
Pastebin hasn't been updated in a long time :/

So I have bought Big Rina and Mouth of Truth 2 months ago and both do not feel stimulating at all. Any recommendations for a harder hole in the same price range?

>>17576315
Sue the Jews for circumcising you

Anyone try the Magic Eyes Little Red Riding Hood hole they got at ToyDemon? I'm looking at that or just waiting until their Black Friday sale for a ZXY which I think was 40 bucks last year.

>>17570019
>>17570024
>omocha dreams
are you guys fucking retarded? did you see their prices? it's cheaper to order from japanese sites, like otonajp or otona sekai, shipping included

>>17574850
see >>17575758

i personally recommend Mostsutoys since they send stuff fast and discrete but unfortunately they dont sell the venus models
also they sell the best lube around, Onatsuyu


>>17576752
speed and discretion is important, also importing stuff is messed up anyway
they WILL open the packages for toll inspection if its from outside EU
also said shops dont sell any venus models, checkmate

>>17576801
>speed
shipment takes around 2 weeks to europe from japan usually, you could have had yours for a week now instead of waiting for omocha to restock

>discretion
do you seriously think large onahole shops don't send discrete packages? as far as toll inspection, you can request otona sekai to place a custom value and description on the package that you specify, which worked for me, and i didn't even have to pay VAT, nor was my package opened. As for specifically venus models, i'm sure there are other shops.

For those people who have life like dolls, how do you warm them up? Do you use the USB onahole warmer or put them in the shower, and how hard is it to clean them?

How do y'all even pick products when you can't read moon?

Decided it's time to take the plunge and I'm so lost.

>>17577083
most of the online shops have an option to change the language to english

>>17577098
say what, you dont open the catalog of the type you want in the biggest possible grid and shot a nerf gun at it?
booooo

>>17576643

That makes me think ARE there any TD exclusives that make that are worth it even on sale?

>>17577083
Multiples american/europe based stores exist you know. NLS & Otonajp also are in english.

I actually want to buy an onahole in the near future, but I suffer from short frenulum and I'm afraid it can break or hurt a lot. Is it dangerous? Would appreciate any advice.

>>17576801
Speaking of Onatsuyu, sometimes it's worth checking Amazon. Motsutoys are currently selling it for close to 20 eur per bottle, excluding shipping. Omocha does roughly the same.
Two weeks ago I bought two bottles for less inclusing shipping, shipped from Japan, ordered on German amazon. They don't always have this price, but you can often stumble upon these deals.

>>17577280
Just use soft, low stim holes.

I don't think I can get a Venus from Queen Cat since they are never in stock. As a Canadian what's my next best option? I need to use Canada Post's flexdelivery service which uses a PO box address.

>>17576816
>shipment takes around 2 weeks to europe from japan usually, you could have had yours for a week now instead of waiting for omocha to restock
if only they sold the product i want but alas they dont, also the dutch company is even faster
on top of that if i get it from a german or dutch site i know its legal and risk a situation like that unlucky Canadian


>>17577291
thats neat although im not comfortable having that kind of stuff on a amazon record
"hey anon why does it recommend you buying lube with a cartoon girl on it" NOPE
hell just putting my name down on some of these sites is a daunting task, i mean putting your name on sites related to adult toys and all

>>17577511
I usually put a different name on the postal address and I use a junk email address. I don't mind people knowing I have an onahole - but I don't really want it to come up when I'm Googled after one of these sites inevitably gets hacked and it turns out their db had no security.

>>17577693
Spoiler alert. Google already knows....anything you do online is already out there and there is nothing you can do to really avoid it unless you are some super hacker.

>>17561668
That pic happened once when I was in college. My first toy was this Alien Fleshlight and I let it dry by the sink and my sister went in and freaked out XD

>>17577511
You can hide amazon orders, which also excludes them from recommendation algorithm.

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Hey would anyone ever consider this? It's not japanese but still XD

http://www.3fap.com/

>>17577774
2/10 ugly impractical and has fleshlight shielding (ugly)

>>17577774
Looks like all three Fleshlight orifices Frankenstein'd together.

>>17577774
Part of the appeal of even a tiny onahole is the little butt shape it has.

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last time I was here I'm pretty sure I was talking about how I destroyed one of these cheap ass little bastards
and honestly, I do kinda miss it, but I kinda also want something that will be properly sized for me.

Problem being, dick too bomb, need something durable, but a lot longer than what i've been finding while popping around on random onahole sites.
Importing into canada is kinda sketchy for some holes due to the boxes and what not as well so this leads to a weird list of requirements

so while I pop around searching, would any of you fine gentlemen know of holes that would be nigger sized in the japanese market? or atleast be able to point me in the right direction

>>17564150
as far as I can tell, you did basically did everything you could do wrong (like getting the cheapest shit you could find)
but that's okay, read the guide
you probably want a harder hole too if you're considering encasing it in a flashlight
and I hope you remember to clean+dry your hole and powder the outside of the thing with cornstarch when not in use

the best way to use these things is to wrap them up in a pillow or whatever (basically anything that'll hold it in place to let you mount it) and fuck it without using your hands
drastically, obscenely better

>>17577999
Most jap shit are tiny as fuck and made for tiny dicks since most japs have tiny little pricks. The avarage white dude is hung to them so 6 inch toys and up are even rare to them. Unfortunately american toys are the ones made for bigger dicks but most of them are garbage. Personally i got one of those lifetime silicone strokers and I am pretty happy with it so far, even tried boiling it, and smashing it with a hammer and its still perfectly good. If you are more into the closed end toys like most onaholes and you are hung like john holmes you're pretty much shit out of luck.

>>17577999
Dude, read the thread, someone already asked a similar question above.
I will save you some time and just say that you don't have a lot of options, and Vacuum Witch is one of them.

If you want, you can check the spreadsheet with onahole dimensions, should be linked in the guide.

>>17577280
Depends how bad your case is I guess, I suffer from a mild case of it and I don't really have any issues but as another anon recommend try and start out with soft holes and see how that goes.

>>17577812
>>17577843
>>17577880
It was one of the more retarded ideas by that Brian Sloan guy. I liked his "autoblow2+" but most of his ideas are just retarded. The autoblow and lifetime silicone stroker so far are his only ok-good products. This was just his attempt to make it easier to switch holes and suction levels for each one but ended up with a wii sized case with 3 cheap fleshlight sleeves fused together at the hole end. The the rest of the sleeves aren't even fused which is even more retarded. Frankly I can't believe that thing got funded on indiegogo. Heck he even made a shit ass indiegogo campaign for "wallballs" that were just a fiber glass reproduction of some random dudes nutsack and he was marketing it off as a decorative wall piece on indiegogo.

>>17578100
I'm far larger than him.

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>>17577280
>>17578102

Kiwami looks great, too bad it's USD252.

What the FUCK

>>17578119
>wallballs

I checked out this indiegogo page and I'm now convinced this guy is insane.

>>17578298
I still stand by his silicone stroker he came out with this year. I do with it was close ended, but considering it's 100 percent silicone it won't mold and shit like a TPE or TPR toys would. I did like his autoblow toy but the sleeves are reeeeally cheap TPR and they break down in a year even though the autoblow2+ was supposed to not do it as easily. The guy is kind of a hit and miss and hit again sex toy inventor but he does come up with some interesting ideas even if they are a bit lame. The 3fap in that one post of mine is not a BAD idea but he could have done a much more ergonomic design rather than just make three sleeves fused like that. What would have been better is a 3 way lug wrench like shape with the suction controls in the bottom and you could slide ANY 3 sleeves into any of the tri's and when you want to switch just rotate. The other 2 could act as handles as your wanking. For some reason though he went with the simplest fucking thing he could design and make it the nintendo sleeve.

>>17578094
What brand is your silicone stroker?

>>17577280
Wait I am wondering if I have a short frenulum too... my penis curves down quite a bit. I have some loose skin on top but bottom of my dick is stretched taut almost.

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I know I'll get yelled at, but can any of you give a concrete answer on whether or not this would be considered illegal in cancuckland?

I would hesitate to say yes since high school girls can be 18, but I guess if I am even questioning it I should probably just as them to ship without the packaging, as much as I want it.

>>17578522
the box is no good otherwise dont see any problems

>>17578522
The only safe answer is to leave Canada.

>>17576816
>and i didn't even have to pay VAT,
I don't want to play the VAT roulette. I doubt the prices are significantly different when taking VAT into account.

Also, it takes only 1-3 days when shipping inside the EU and I know that I can easily sue the everloving fuck of the shop, if they fuck up hard.

>>17578551
This is truth. Unfortunately, leaving a Country for real pussy is retarded. Leaving for rubber pussy is full retard.

>>17578602
There are plenty of other reasons to leave Canada. The fact that rubber pussy with the wrong box art can land you in jail is a symptom, not just a problem.

>>17578440
Its sold from a small company brand called mangasm. Just go to siliconestroker.com to check out the one I was talking about. The insides are basic but silicone pussies give a stronger sensation than common tpe and tpr toys.

>>17578522

The box is definitely a no-no and the hip itself is really small, so you might end up answering to the mounties. Ideally, though, it gets through and I hope that it does as it's a wonderful lil' hip.

>>17578732
I'm not worried about the hip in the least. Outie lips give a good logic to the "it's not a kiddie hip, it's just scaled down adult hip".

>>17575752
Yes. As long as a currency your country uses is on their list they ship there. Pretty sure your country can use euros so any country that uses the euro can be shipped too.

>>17578628
Especially since that retarded tranny gender pronoun bullshit. Canadians are fucking retards.

>>17578745

>good logic that "it's not a kiddie hip, it's just a scaled down adult hip".

Tell that to the mounties and Mr. Trudeau. They'll never make the actual logical deduction that it's "scaled down", only that it's a small hip sized like that of a prepubescent girl. Feel free to try your luck, though.

t. burgerland resident drowning in freedom and hips

>>17578745
>>17578756

On that note, is there anyone that sells it from within Canadian borders? I bought mine from ToyDemon because they ship domestically, thus preventing any "Satanic Panic" at the border. No one in the greater Chicagoland area gives a fuck about fake pussy. It's like if I ever folded and a got a doll, it'd be a realdoll or one of the Kingsmansion ones that ships via Prime on Amazon because I know that it's already in country, thus preventing any hullabaloo.

Alternatives to Venus Real Soft?
Im 14x13cm btw

>>17578765
All the poor leafs that got arrested over this bullshit should pool resources and start an onafactory in Canada. They could start by using worn molds from some of the higher-end manufacturers and build things from there. It would be hilarious to watch.

How do I know if I have death grip? Walls of my toy don't feel very stimulating but I can reach the bottom if I go balls deep. inb4 pencil dick

>>17579529
It takes time to start feeling again with the subtle touch of the onahole walls, or real vagina for that matter, if you have death grip

t. Recovering gripper (at least I'm uncut)

>>17578671
Isn't silicone really hard? At least compared to the hardest onahole material.

>>17579559
What are you, a pussy?

>>17579559
Yes

Another first time buyer here
I read through most of the guide and looked at a few of the recommended holes but it sounds like they might be too small for me? I'm about 8 inches fully erect so a lot of the cheaper ones I wanted to start with don't seem to fit.
I didn't want to spend more than $50 so I was thinking about the Lolinco Virgo, but it's only about 7 inches. The Julia Plus sounded good as well and was larger so I was also considering that, but it also costs a bit more.
Any thoughts or suggestions?

>>17579774
Vacuum witch
( witch Temptation is the real name)

Or just use my mouth, big boy :3

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>>17579782
unless you come in cute box get outta here

>>17576752
>it's fast as hell, especially if you're in GER (Ordered Monday, was here Thursday)
>packaging is very discreet (plain, brown box with nothing on it)
>don't have to deal with custom bullshit
That being said, they are rather expensive. You basically pay more for comfort and speed.

>>17578445
>my penis curves down quite a bit.
What the hell, mine does too. I thought curvature was someting normal, but looking at it from the side while standing it does curve down a lot. Not so much when I'm lying down. G-guys!?

>>17579774
The hips the have on queencat have an exit hole.

It is supposed to be for cleaning but you can probably impale it safely with no real problems.

Is it safe to drink the onayatsu lube off my ona?

I'd like to eat my cum off a warm (tpe) pussy, but I'm not sure the lube is safe

>>17580274
It's water based, but probably has some non-digestible stuff in it to make it more like pussy juice.

I'd advise against it.

>>17580274
Disgusting. Probably is safe since lube is water-based

>>17580288
No bully.

Also water BASED doesn't exclude some poison added in

>>17580306
Check the contents then
>sticking your dick in poison

>>17580340
Something safe for skin can be not safe to eat

>Washing your body with shower gel daily (I hope)
>Implying it's edible

>>17574852
http://www.dekunoboo.com/sexdoll-g2.php

Only downsides are the fact that you need to have it shipped via forwarder (I used JSS) and that even when on sale one of them will end up running between $4-500 USD shipped, so about 2x the cost of a MPD.

>>17580274
>>17580286
>>17580288
>>17580306
>>17580340
despite the faggotry it should be fairly safe
drink it in SMALL amouts and with lots of water then it should be ok
this was stated in the guide at around 322, not exact words

>>17580425
>drink it in SMALL amouts and with lots of water then it should be ok
thanks

but that also kinda defeats the point...

>>17580354
Wait a second, it's not? I drink some every day to clean my insides, it smells nice!
>>17580430
Just pop your dick out and come all over yourself, you can try and aim for your mouth for that cumdump experience too. Even typing this made me feel like a faggot though

>>17580438
>Just pop your dick out and come all over yourself, you can try and aim for your mouth for that cumdump experience too. Even typing this made me feel like a faggot though
I did this a couple times but aiming is hard in the heat of the moment and if I'm in a yoga position with my dick pointing down to my face I easily lose my boner from the fatigue of staying like that

eating a creampie would be a different experince
guess it's time to find a kinky gf

>>17573572
>Fuck you shima
Lmao

>>17574360
It works for probably 3 - 5 seconds like the guys say. It is more effective heating the whole thing and heating the lube too.

I've left the warmer in for a while and it got pretty hot to the point where it was evaporating the water from the lube and it still only last like 5 seconds max!

>>17580504
>!

woah there

>>17576643
I'm looking at this one too but no reviews anywhere.. Anybody?

>>17580430
Drink the water soon afterwards. Not at the same time.

Drinking lube and making an onahole soup are funny memes, nobody does that seriously, right?

Just got back from working overseas so it's time to buy some new holes. Had to throw out my old ones since family was going to be going to my place to housesit/nose around as they do.

My favorite so far has been open my pussy big rina. Apparently I haven't bought an onahole since near the end of 2015!!! (unless I ordered again from some place other than nls).

Any recent releases as good as rina? I liked the mouth of truth and girl in the box onaholes too.

>>17576752
I calculated the price using a forwarder with shipping to my shithole, and it turned out roughly the same.
Ordering from Daimaoh directly requires me to somehow manage to order stuff that is gone in minutes from their site without knowing how to read Japanese. Plus additional hassle of using the forwarder and dealing with customs and import tax.

I don't like Omocha, their prices are fucking unfair, but if it turns out that I'm paying similar amount in any case, I choose the one with less hassle.

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Week 3 of Omochadreams being out of stock and saying they'll get new stock next week.

are there any good usb onahole warmers? I've had like 3 and I think 2 of them broke pretty fast.

>>17580822
Most of them are cheap crap.
They break usually because a wire broke or something. You can disassemble one and solder broken contacts.

>>17580833
yeah. It's a shame.
going to try this https://www.otonajp.com/onaho-heating-system-usb-2-0
hope this isn't a rip off because lmfao $20

Decided to get
Quattro Natural Girl Onahole
Gokusai Uterus - Little Red Riding Hood
Puni Ana DX

also this order is sure to bring me over $1k spent on onaholes lol

>>17578522
/jp/ should be orange

>>17581006
still cheaper than an actual woman

>>17581271
>He doesn't rely on tinder girls just straight up showing up to his door for free sex, not even wasting a cent on soda in the fridge after the deal is done

Sucks to be living in the 20th century I guess

>>17581324
I'm an older gentleman with a waifu, well past my days of casual encounters

besides, everyone knows the only place to meet single moms is the splash pad my man.

>>17579559
Too me the lss is somewhere between an average onahole softness and a hard onahole. Soft firm i guess.

hey guys are there any which aren't that tight? I don't want one that is too tight because it would hurt to use because of phimosis :\

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>>17580891
You could try this

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2017/05/31/tenga-warming-stick/

Found it today while bored and browsing onahole blogs.

It seems like a lot of work compared to the usb ones but maybe it's better.

Anyone else have this one old worn onahole you just keep reaching for?

I have this venus clone for so many years now, bought a meiki which I didnt end up liking much, and then a venus real with the intent on replacing the worn clone with.
But neither new ona's feel remotely as good as that old, worn venus clone.

>>17581821
It's not, I've had one before. Besides, it's one use.

>>17581949
"You can use this product about 30 times with normal usage."
Whatever it's better or not I'll just take your word for it.

>>17581943
I have a first year toys heart "elder sister" onahole from when it first came out. Still holding up fine considering I have gotten some more recently that have fucked up quicker than it.

>>17581808
American shit. Jap shit are tight because their dicks are smaller.

>>17581808
Tomax stuff is pretty soft and not particularly tight.

>>17582367
Yeah if you get the soft ones. The hard ones are not that soft. Then again what would an ona thread follower know about hard holes since they love to fuck slime in comparison.

>>17582388
Sure, you have to buy appropriate firmness. Doesn't change the fact that they fit to what thay guy was asking.
In any case, even their hard firmness is significantly softer than hard onaholes from other manufacturers.

>>17580789
I>>17570634
>>17570734
I wrote them an e-mail to inquire about what the fuck is going on.

>>17582652
great, let us know the result

>>17582445
All I know is if you think silicone is hard or hard onaholes are hard then try that "transcending female bodybuilder" onahole. That fucker has a tiny fucking hole and its hard as a fucking rubber rock. You can't even squeeze the thing.

I live in the UK, what's the best place to order from? Customs are super strict over here so if it's searched I'm basically fucked

>>17583231
Just have someone like Otonajp remove the packaging. Buying some plastic pussy isn't illegal.

Go to motsutoys onahole.eu cheaper to ship from them than from japan in your region anyway. Also do that packaging removal request.

>>17583413
Even if Otona is like half the price?

What are the inner and outer layers of the Meiki ZXY like? It seems so similar to a Venus Clone structurally but I want to know about the hardness.

Seventeen Bordeaux arriving tomorrow
my body is ready

>>17583767
to be arrested?

>>17581006
Let us know about the gokusai uterus when you get it

how retarded would it be to get a venus real soft from daimaoh? Would I need a proxy to ship to burgerland?

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>>17583443
shipping is where most of the money goes dude. It may be cheaper from japan but when you add the shipping its even more expensive. Only buy from japan if you CAN'T find it anywhere near you AT ALL. As much as I love otonajp, toydemon does beat them price wise for usa pricing.

>>17583443
Calculate the prices yourself. Most sellers let you estimate the shipping costs before placing the order. If it gets through customs you're off cheaper and if you have to pay VAT it's about equal.
Just do the math and don't rely on spoonfeeding you faggot