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Not sure what to think about that one.
On one hand, it would be pretty cute. On the other hand, it would be a little awkward, with all of the little Wendigos initially just forming a circle around the guy.
First for indulgent and fashionable Alps.
>You will never be hunted by an Elven Beast Tamer
I hope Jin starts a series featuring shenanigans between the DQ hero looking motherfucker and CC witch.
>Alps look just like succubi
Go away tranny
That Alp isn't nearly indulgent or fashionable enough anon.
Kung Fu Hustle-esque communities in the Mist Continent.
Oh, well I'd just leave her there. Course, feed her so she doesn't die and move her when I have to clean up
But other from that, if she's not going to move I'm not going to force her
Of being popular. He realised how many people read his stuff, and that it was even being translated for an English-speaking audience.
He didn't want to disappoint people by not living up to their standards, so instead he disappointed people by not doing anything at all.
Princess carry her to the bed and then
cuddle her and don't let things escalate until she at least lets me take her to dinner and get to know her. I'd date and fuck a socially awkward NEET elf.
Okay. But only if a cute succubus visits me in my dreams.
Tell me about your headcanon anon. What do you imagine MG culture is like?
Anon you don't understand.
You could be spanking a monstergirl's bountiful ass or she could tie you to the bed and ride you while you squirm beneath her, as long as she's doing that aroused lip biting thing it's the best to me.
But anon, that's just the thing.
People here are always arguing about their headcanon for MGE and all that stuff, but we never seem to ever go in depth over what we think MGworld actually looks like outside of relative arguments, which is actually worth discussion.
What you should be getting form my post, I don't give two shits about your opinion.>>14335104 This guy is like me, great. >>14335106 This one isn't, but at least he has enough balls to say he has the opposite and isn't telling me what I should like, like you >>14335128 because having everything is your thing. Piss off.
Im trying to write a piece thats essentially an in universe dating guide. Sorted into two halves, one for monsters dating humans the other for humans dating monsters. Written by a monster human couple so it has both perspectives.
That everything is cranked up to eleven.
Stronger than humans on average
Feel emotions more strongly than humans
A whole heaping pile of instinct that can be helpful or hurtful
Many think on a fundamentally different level than humans in terms of priorities and behavior
"Ambassador, emissary, negotiator...You think I care about any of that? Come closer handsome and I'll tell you a secret. There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother."
You have no idea.
It's more depressing than anything else, seeing what could have been alright stories descend into garbage because the writer intentionally starts writing the main character as some unlikable and/or literally autistic twit.
I think that monster culture would be all together not dissimilar to the one generally posited by the thread; generally motivated by sex and pleasure. That said however, I also think that there would be less specific emphasis on sex and sexual pleasure and more on general aestheticism and egocentric indulgence.
A world where everyone is basically overcome by chuunibyou, all living out their disparate fantasies in a world that where you can do that and get away with it, but still looking ridiculous to everyone who isn't living in the same fantasy as you, and yourself all the while, living as according to your own ideal of vanity.
They have a larger focus on sex and family then most humans. Most of them try to emulate human culture in order to get closer to them. You've got the more physical ones creating sports teams, monstergirls making their own media and entertainment, and some of them become doctors and ambassadors in order to understand humans more.
Yeah, but with a fair amount of art, music, fashion, and general 'style' to go along with it.
but just ignore and report, he's been banned before.
This. Nobody said anything about them being better either. They're just kind of described as what they are, monstrous creatures that value a man more than anything.
What's interesting is applying those rules to how they actually function. You know how much crime and blood is spilled over stuff like money? Imagine the depths monsters would sink to to gain what they see as the most important thing or to protect it.
Why would they even kill each other over men? It's not like men are an endangered species, so they only reason they wold even fight each other is if one girl started to harass another girl's man for some reason.
past tense: husked; past participle: husked
remove the husk or husks from.
say something in a husky voice.
"“Help me,” husked Miles"
I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to tell me.
Same reasons as people do stuff. Plenty of folks believe in an honest days work and plenty of people are murdering thieves. Then there's all the ones in-between. Monsters would have that same kind of spectrum of personalities.
Ref. by Nabokov's Ada in ADA OR ARDOR as "the most extraordinary word in the English language" because it means two opposite things. Husked, as in botany: wrapped in a protective sheathing; and husked, as in common usage: undressed by another.
She was tightly husked by her underwear, but as she was willing, she was easily husked by the amorous youth.
I'm with you, but i think he wants you naked.
Not all that different. The obvious emphasis on sex and love (perhaps in that order) and probably a thriving arts culture. With wealth or conflict no longer anyone's primary motivator, I'd imagine far more time being spent on things like music and art.
Not at all. All of the differences in human societies are based on different sets of priorities and self-imposed values. We're the same species planetwide.
Monsters being so radically different in their values and priorities from existing human cultures means their own ones would be almost alien. It would be a damn shame not to explore them. Our own world is a strange and varied place. Theirs would be even more so.
I can understand killing for money, you always need lots of it and it can be hard to get. The same with oil, or land. But monstergirls are designated to seduce and fuck men, and there's plenty of men to go around. I think them taking the hard way and killing each other like cartoon villains is like a man spending money to by a gun so he an rob a grocery store for amount of groceries equivalent to the money he spent of the gun. I guess you cold pull it off, but it seems like a lazy way to add conflict.
You know, you can't just keep giving alps food. Then they'll expect to be allowed to stay, and just lounge around your house in stained underwear and get tubby. Is that what you want?
Seems fair. The most important thing for an MG is fucking her husband. After that, I can't imagine them putting a lot of value on wealth. While I'm sure some work would need to be done so society could function, the arts would be a good way to spend time near the family.
Chinese motherfucking dresses.
>and there's plenty of men to go around
It could be far enough down the timeline where that's not true anymore. Even if it was, it could simply be a problem of logistics, just like there's bumper crops in the North American great plains enough to feed over half the world but there's still kids starving in the worst parts of Africa. The very nature of having monster specific countries and monster cultures creates a local shortage of men. Imagine having to deal with distant traders for husbands or going beyond the borders of your whole country before single men became really common.
Even that has it's limits logistically, and with women in the ruling spots, the traditional harem setup wouldn't work very well. Could you imagine? It could even be a public service job.
>Here's the town doctor
>And the town HUSBAND
Elected for five terms and running again in November. Vote Richard, a dick you can trust.
I that's the point I'm trying to make. Acting like this is a common occurrence wold be plain stupid.
I would think that mg governments would have deals with human countries to prevent this stuff. Monstergirls just existing would open up plenty of jobs because of how unique they are. Doctors could train to become MG specialists. Chefs could learn to cook foods fit for their appetites. Builders and architects wold have to build homes and streets build for many different species. Human countries wold also be expected to encourage tourism and immigration s part as their deals. That's already one good reason for men to keep coming into monstergirl country. Not to mention the freaks that want to put their dicks into them, or people who just want to move way from their country and/or stat a new life.
Yeah, especially considering the fact that it's so slow coming it basically isn't going to ever happen.
Over a thousand years in the making, monsters are still at less than 10% the world population.
Based on that ad alone, I get the feeling that she'd be a loving, if incredibly lewd, wife.
Imagine her Elementals getting you prepped up for her and then having her ride you. You'd probably have to cum for all of them too.
For when you need your mofu on the go!
I can't help but imagine entire towns being formed from harems, sending their daughters out to find a nice man to form a town with.
The sex would probably be insane. Imagine one monstergirl riding your dick while a horde of them surround you, looking at you with lustful eyes. Some of the ones closer to you might pour endurance potions or holst milk into your mouth. Or maybe whisper lewd encouragement into your ears.
>are still at less than 10% the world population
Exponential growth, my friend.
I like conflict, but dislike that the good-ending (everyone getting waifus) is actually going to cause the bad ending (extinction). Nobody likes a lose-lose situation.
Nah man. Tourist economies are always nothing but service oriented and the local core industries suffer greatly especially from inflation. Plus you're treating them like they'd exercise some kind of economic leverage based on those things, which didn't even develop until post WWII with the death of imperialism and the US and USSR trying affect their influence that way.
Depending on the culture, they might just have straight up vassal states or colonies to ship in human men. Or establish men as property in the same way you classically had women treated in post-Bronze Age societies until very recently.
What's really ridiculous is that you seem to think they wouldn't be militant or imperialistic, especially when the MGE ones are extremely that way. They just have comically terrible military discipline.
Yeah, I know population growth mechanics too, but at that rate of growth it'll still be a few thousand years before it becomes a really big problem that anyone would need to actually worry about, and by then, the demon lord will have probably made the necessary progress for monster girls to have sons. I mean, we know that that's how it's supposed to go, with the demon lord eventually solving the problem, but with so much fucking time to do it, there's actually no need to be concerned at all if it's even possible.
I dunno. Every one I've seen is a little too attached to their pets. With how much care and attention she shows in relieving them after fights, it's a wonder she manages to find time for her semendemon quota. Odd, that.
I actually don't think that MGs would really have any kind of officially administered government or anything like that at all. It'd basically be an anarchy where anything goes as long as you don't piss off anyone stronger than you, and it mostly works because of the absence of significant need in MG society.
Certainly that way in MGE because of mamano mana. I don't like to use that in my stuff though, for basically the reasons you listed. That and the whole eventual corruption of everything forever.
Well, I see what you mean, but you don't need to implement it exactly like that, as with most things in MGE, you can take liberties implementation and effects as well as the nuances and stuff. Even if you have to go against the canon of MGE to do that, whatever, you're doing that anyway by not including Demonic energy at all, so, just do what you want, basically, is what I'm saying.
I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.
I'm calling it an early one tonight but I just wanted to wish you all a good evening and remind you not to burn down the thread.
I mean, the undine junior firefighter brigade would love the practice but it's not good to keep setting everything ablaze.
>an Oni will never let you relieve your stress on her impenetrable abs before pulling you into a hug
Why would there be? Human governments developed in response to environmental pressures and stayed because they've dealt really well with a lot of issues overtime. Monster girls as a whole have a dynamic that works in a way that is almost inherently detrimental to society in general as a construct, why would one even continue to exist in a monster girl dominated world?
I would like to begin with a quote from Terry Pratchett's Sourcery. Ahem.
>The stranger threw back her hood and shook out her long hair. It was almost pure white. Since her skin was tanned golden the general effect was calculated to hit the male libido like a lead pipe.
You don't get it. She'll take home a typical hyper aggressive douchebag and give him cuddles and tender snusnu and teach him how to be kind and gentle until he's become a good father and greets his wife home with smile every day.
I think you underestimate the great deal of time, money, and energy that (normal) men put into attracting women.
To know they could just be handed a dedicated and loving partner built like a super model, on a silver platter, along with all the other perks of incubization from MG exposure (longevity, perma-fitness, etc)... well, I think the answer speaks for itself.
>I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.
I'm the guy he replied to, and that's because those things exist because of a collective societal need that just doesn't exist for a mamano mana based system.
Trade is largely unnecessary because food is largely unnecessary. You don't need a system to distribute anything more effectively than independent caravans could. Trading guilds would fill the gaps just as they did in the old days.
Basic legislative body is unnecessary because monsters in MGE only respect the Demon Lord as any kind of authority. It's every girl for herself unless La Jefa tells them to do something.
Official militia is unnecessary because monsters are so OP. They'd just drum up a peasant militia force feudal style if there was trouble. But the DL has a standing army anyway because there are monsters who do love to fight and those that see it as the easiest way to find a husband.
So no real society. Society exists because there are things we can do together to make our lives better that we can't do alone. Monsters are so independent of that, they really have no need of it.
Y'know, in this overly serious discussion of Monster Girls as a society, I'd bring up the idea of social interaction...but I know that'd just get ignored as "Something MGs don't need; they just need the D." or some shit.
That, and really, I doubt most here care about social interaction anyway.
Then there's the religious groups that would treat them as abominations, feminists not wanting to have competition, people in general finding them to be weird or outright disgusting , especially for monsters like Alices or the rapetrains.
Then there's people like in >>14335611
who would be human supremacists.
You're implying you need a society to do something like that. You can get tons of strangers together to have a party or a festival without any proper officiating.
But it would likely be organized through the church as that has always been a classic vehicle for that and we know there are all sorts of adherents of the Church of the Fallen God and Sabbath and such in MGE that would serve the same purpose for monsters.
>inherently detrimental to society
You are obviously one of the anons that take everything in MGE word for word at face value.
Even ignoring this, trade alone necessitates a limited form of government. Else-wise, no food, shelter, or clothes. It could feasibly be limited on a communal scale, but it would exist.
Look man, primitive ones had civilian government, religion, and military all rolled into one. MGE Monsters have anarchy in the form of no local government, no tax system, etc. That's what people are talking about.
If your asking about culture and socializing, then yeah they'd have some of that stuff. They would be missing critical parts of a human society though. But it would still be a society of a sort. Kind of goes back to that comment on them being so alien to our ways of doing things.
Yeah, it really feels like you're stretching the definition of "Society" for your purposes.
I suppose you could argue "Basic Society" versus "Advanced Society", but a community of people joined together is still a society, however basic.
I can agree with all your points with the exception of the legislative body.
Regardless of who they ultimately defer to, society ceases to function without a body to manage day to day tasks. If the whole "24/7 orgy pit is your thing, by all means, otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.
You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.
She'll heal his heart from tsundere to deredere
>Fuck you, you musclebound cunt, I'll kill you! Get away!
.>Don't ruffle my hair! I hate it!
>Fine, I guess you're alright at sex, but you're only good for your pussy, whore
>Learn how to cook? Why? Can't you do it? Huh. I guess it is part of being an adult. I'll try it, but only for myself.
>You think I'm improving at cooking? Well thanks, nobody has ever said anything like that to me before.
>Stop touching me! C-Cute!? I'm not cute, f-fuck you!
>Man, you're really warm, and your muscles actually feel sorta nice. Eh, we can cuddle in bed for a few more minutes.
>You're pregnant! Oh fuck, I'm not raising a kid! I can't raise a kid! I would just be an awful father...
>That's my daughter? She's...adorable. No, I'm not crying, shut up!
>Hi Dear, the stew is almost done, and the kids are at a friend's house. Do you want to pass the time somehow?
The distinction here is communal government. They'd have no need for a large bureaucracy and could happily manage on a local scale.
Total anarchy cripples any form of society. It just doesn't work.
>"The chest wasn't rigged he said, well be fine he said."
>"Dave if I get out of this I'm shoving that helmet of yours up your own ass! I'm a wizard, you know I can make it happen!"
All this is making me wonder what would happen if Deruella met a new chosen hero, kind of like what happened with The Demon Lord.
>Deruella's doing her thing corrupting another kingdom.
>Suddenly this boy scout with spirit energy practically radiating from his body shows up and pretty much slaps her minions down.
>They fight for a bit and she manages to knock off his helmet, but he manages to force her into retreat.
>After she gets home, she starts sewing something up.
An hour later, she's cuddling the daki she made of the hero squealing "The hero's so cute!~"
On that day she vows to make him hers. It's kinda like that one H-Manga, I think it was called Brandish? Except without a Shota who turns into a buff guy near demons.
>Stop, if I have sex I lose my powers!
>"Ahahaha, what a quickshot, I didn't even get your clothes off!"
>otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.
MG's don't require shelter and don't benefit from living close together so those things are largely unnecessary. It seems they just live in corrupted cities and villages out of habit instead of any actual need. See the monsters living in the ruins of Lescatie, no fucks given. And in MGE, the world guide says monsters naturally defer to whichever one is stronger. No basic bureaucracy to tax and fund the basic government services either.
>You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.
The main point about trading guilds is they don't even have to be monsters. They could be humans operating in monster territories for the sweet sweet money. They're a self-regulated body unaffiliated with the national government. Same thing with a church. We're talking about national and local government here.
That's not a government in any kind though. MGs wouldn't have any kind of formal institution of societal management, most societies throughout history didn't until the became large enough that resources became scarce and needed to be organized and cultivated more efficiently.
The idea that a legislative body is the most impotent element of a working large society is kind of ridiculous, as those basically didn't exist for the duration of human history under institutions of real government. If such a thing is absent even in the presence of government, how is it more necessary than any other?
>Man, that is one big spider butt
>Wait...what are those things on the end?
>There's some kind of white residue on them...
>Oh nasty, are you supposed to dick that?
>...I wonder what it would feel like
I haven't really thought too much about MG culture actually. Except maybe it's a bit more toned down then how KC imagines it and some things some anons have said here. But since Kejourou's profile doesn't much details except for how their hair works I basically made up my own headcanon on their habits.
Like when a Kejourou hugs someone they always feel the need to wrap them up in their hair at least a little bit. If they just hug someone normally without using any of their hair to hug them then it just feels weird to them; like they're being insincere. Or something a bit more simple and obvious like admiring their hair, reaching out and touching it with or without asking them, etc, repeatedly will be seen as a form of flirting.
I have a bunch more things like that but you get the idea.
what are you talking about? it was that night you two had that layover in Chicago and had to get a hotel until your flight the next day
what the fucks wrong with Chicago?
deep dish pizza a best
A bit of MG culture I really like came from Quicksilver's Kiki story. Kiki mothers/grandmothers give their daughter/granddaughterss dusters with their own feathers as family heirlooms. The way he did it was really fucking cute too.
The way I see it, most monster girls would live like Canadian colonial settlers did; basically alone, maybe a few neighbors in the space of a few miles, living off the land. This is far easier for monster girls as they are generally more self-sufficient.
Wonder what sort of gimmicks business would have.
Humans drink free every wednesday night until close.
Nope, his name is theo
>brandish theo is a blue harid shota that gets raped by a succubus in front of his mother and at one point pegged.
>my Friend theo is a 6'' black guy to hates the fact that the only times his name is used is for this and a witch in Negima.
Really? Do you think law just sprung out of the dirt? As far back as tribalism, we've had things you could do and things you couldn't. Law at it's simplest has existed for thousands of years.
Don't require shelter, huh? That's putting a pretty good stretch on things. Even if we believe that they'd have no desire for communal living, I can't imagine that humans would welcome living in caves.
Your points are only valid if we take the most negative view of MGs. That everything descends into an orgy and it all goes to shit. Both thread and KC cannon suggest that society will continue to function in a similar manner as it has. With the exception being Lescatie.
What monstergirl would
sneak into your house, tie herself completely naked to your bed and wait for you to come home and hopefully ravage her? After weeks of using her binoculars to watch you sleep while shlicking of course. "What the fuck are you doing in my house?" "Oh no~ Anon's tied me to his bed and now he's going to ravage me with his 5.8 inch cock!~" "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?"
I think I need help.
>Developed ear-sucking fetish
>Looking up videos on line
>A lot of videos
>Playing them all the time
>Starting to branch out
>Ear play, massages, ear cleaning, implied sex
>Now I can't fall asleep without a cute Asian girl whispering moon in my ears as she makes all kinds of lewd sounds
It's starting to feel weird.
>As far back as tribalism, we've had things you could do and things you couldn't. Law at it's simplest has existed for thousands of years.
Yeah, and monkey screams are language too. That doesn't mean monsters are going to have a republic or that law enforcement will be any more advanced than the local strongest monster mediating disputes. Local being the strongest one within earshot of an altercation that cares enough to get involved.
>Don't require shelter, huh? That's putting a pretty good stretch on things. Even if we believe that they'd have no desire for communal living, I can't imagine that humans would welcome living in caves.
It's not a stretch at all. They won't get sick or die of exposure. Not saying somebody won't want a house, but they're not necessary in the slightest.
Rules come from the personal experiences of individuals who then embed the lessons the learn from those experiences into their children who follow those inane rules while never themselves learning why they should follow them in the first place. Laws exist because a lot of people have different ideas about that kind of thing and we needed to actually think about what was and was not okay on grounds of logical reasoning instead of ritualism and culturally engendered bullshit.
Imagine that, but without the gag, and with her constantly spouting her fantasies like that one lewd elf.
>"Oh no~ I'm all tied up like a present~ There's nothing stopping anon from ravaging me senseless~"
>"Oh what the fuck, how do you keep getting in here?"
>"He could force his dick into my mouth, or pound my bound tits as much as he wanted and I wouldn't be able to stop him~ He could even take my virginity~"
>"How did you even manage to tie yourself up like this?"
>Won't die of exposure
Do you want to back that up? Because unless you're seriously telling me that they can be stabbed to death, but anything without elemental powers of some sort won't freeze, you're pulling that out of your ass.
Some girls are just to stupid/horny to take a hint.
>Mfw I had to put up with this shit during political philosophy class
>Now it's come to /mgt/ to haunt me further
blah blah blah smith blah hobbes blah locke blah natural rights blah leviathan. Fling this shit at your undergrad class professors, not here.
Personally I was more bothered by literally every guy in the manga (Pretty sure the futas too) fucking the lead chick. I mean, yeah she's a Succubus, but when they play up this "Happy Ending" after everything, it kinda leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Mamano mana protects and insulates. Go read the section on it again. It's the same reason you don't get your kidneys ripped out when a Jinko hugs you with her claws out or your face doesn't melt off when you get within five feet of a lava golem. It's not elemental powers that does it. It's mamano mana.
You can't just do that. Making such a display is tantamount to claiming ownership of that amazon, if not the entire village. At best, that amazon is going to track you down and make you her husband. At worst, you're going to have an entire tribe of body-building succubi proclaiming you as their king and demanding that you sire children with all of them.
>you're going to have an entire tribe of body-building succubi proclaiming you as their king and demanding that you sire children with all of them.
Anon I would gladly take that.
Would you be willing to take responsibility and be her boyfriend anon?
Keep in mind she will want to move in with you so you always have easy access to her. And she may or may not have a little collage of pictures she took of your sleeping face that she'll put up somewhere.
But I can still stab, beat, any number of horrible things to an MG, and they'll die. But mamono mana protects them from the cold.
Seems legit. Fuck it I'm done. One of us is overthinking it and I don't care enough to argue further.
Tfw you give up on an argument because KCs cannon is hypocritical, arbitrary, and lacks any semblance of consistency.
To be fair, you usually need some kind of holy power to bust through that mamanobama shield. That's what makes the more powerful monsters so impervious to bullets and other such nonsense. The more mamano mana they have, the more entropy breaking inconsistent mary sue bullshit they can get away with.
Have some Pimpminster then. Just look at this slut taking off his pointy hat for a wurm/wyvern double hug while twelve demons watch.
>I'm totally an amazon, so do it to me! Ravage me!
Which is exactly why this is ignored by every decent writer.
It's this kind of crap that makes the writefags work so hard to keep things interesting. Fine, they don't need a society. That either means they're OP enough not need it, or depraved enough not to care. There's no reason for it. It's boring and lacks common sense.