I'm an engineer.
I solve practical problems.
FIX MY DICK NITORI
>>14334227
I really like how kappa are basically Gensokyo's equivalent of dwarves, but with less hair and are instead a bunch of adorable little loli midgets in uniform.
>>14334506
Why is touhou dwarf fortress called Suika Fortress instead of Nitori or Kappa Fortress then?
Can you solve my virginity problem? Practically, of course
>>14334517
Because dwarves are more like oni than they are like kappa.
>>14334517
Anon, oni are JAPANEESU GOBURIN.
If oni are goblins, kappa are dwarves, humans are humans, then tengu would be the elven equivalent.
>>14334528
Drunk, yeah, but they lack the desire for work, industry and ingenuity (i.e. insanity) that Gensokyo's kappa exhibit, for whatever reason.
It's either that or they're Jews.
>>14334520
super mechanized anal thruster all ready to go!
>>14334532
Now that you mention it they are exactly like the Juice, they make ingenuous inventions just to lure humans into forcefully giving them theirshekelsanal glans.
I want to tappa the kappa
>>14334734
Quit blocking my view of Hina, nerd.
>>14334535
I said practically, not proctologically!!
>>14334227
Does she brag about her STEM education to the tengus?
>>14335068
Why would she?
>>14334734
Hello misfortunate wizard.
>>14334241
Your dick doesn't have any practical solutions, you should just chop it off.
>>14334227
Not problems like What is beauty?
Superior engineer.
Never lose
Never clean
Never let anybody escape
Never resist
Never build
Never let anybody live