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Yeti crime edition.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.word
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>>14321721
That's got to be a record for time between threads.

First for dragons, the superior girls.
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>>14321721
The fiend
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Kept us waiting, huh?
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I was scared anons, it was so dark.
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Maids are olev.
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>>14321722
I wanted to start one but I didn't want to fuck it up, so I took my time.
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>>14321725
That's what happens when the power goes out an no one has the common courtesy to light a candle
Or not even have any cadles
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>>14321721
>>14321723
I didn't want to have to do this, but we do have someone currently imprisoned who could stop this serial hugger.
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First for tribal Amazon fashion.
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Remember to keep on ignoring Scyllas so I can keep them all to myself.
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>>14321723
>the friend
ftfy
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Are there boy dullahans?
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You wouldn't steal a fox's pants, would you?
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Nth for full-body hugs are best hugs.
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>>14321744
I'd also steal her virginity while I'm at it.
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So what's the waifu getting for Xmas?

Besides the D
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>>14321737
>you will never live among a community of tribal Soldier Beetles
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>>14321744
Pants: No
Underwear: Yes
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>>14321739
That's one of my favorite pieces piece of art in the encyclopedia. What I wouldn't give to be him.
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>>14321739
Keep them, I'm going for the krakens
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>>14321747
all hugs are the best hugs (cept for awkward hugs) but fluffy wing hugs are the best hugs for me
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>>14321748
At what age does a kitsune become a christmas cake? They seem to age well, like certain kinds of alcohol.
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>>14321744
I'll steal ALL of their underwear!
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>>14321737
Fashionable Clothing > Little to No Clothing
But both in combination...
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>>14321736
Well... there is a guy in for life for going around holding the hands of every monster girl he saw without their consent. He's the only man qualified for the job but you have to be sure that you want to go down this road, if he escapes who knows how many hands he could hold!
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>>14321773
Minimal yet fashionable attire is the best.
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>>14321774
No, I'm talking someone worse than him.
The Mofu Maniac.
Arrested for over 270 counts of Mofu Molestation.
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>>14321783
You're mad! We can't even let him out of his cell regardless of in the open world!
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>>14321739
What this man said but with best girl instead.
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>>14321774
>Handholding
such filth!
http://imgur.com/gallery/Ae3udkI
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>>14321790
But the Cuddlefiend is a Yeti, a Mofu monstergirl.
I don't like it any more than you, but if we can get him to catch her, it's just a matter of keeping them in the same cell.
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I feel like the greatest issue anyone has with KC brand monster girls is that they don't care about anything but sex, but I think it's probably not a problem since monster girls love general indulgence in combination with sex to make it all better and more interesting.

I can just imagine monster girl culture to have more feverish aestheticism than high society in the classical era.
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>>14321773
What is it about ponchos that makes them so nice to look at on a cute girl?
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Miia is cute!
She's so Cute!
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>>14321810
Because you're imagining that the poncho is the only thing they're wearing
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>>14321810
Looks like a native american Lich.
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>>14321815
I heard if you get her drunk enough she'll swallow a whole chicken.
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>>14321815
Beta loser.
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>>14321815
Agreed.
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>>14321822
>beta

if that's what you call disregarding 3D then so be it anon

enjoy your NTR
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>tfw One Piece went full furry lewd
Kek
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An apophis by Blazbaros.

gaming grapesnake
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>>14321828
qt
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>>14321826
My god...how many pairs of shirts and pants is he wearing!?
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>>14321831
all of them

Miia has her work cut out for her
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>>14321828
Lookin' a little frumpy, but otherwise it's okay.
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>>14321827
baka desu senpai
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>>14321828
Not a tremendous fan of how he does faces, but the image overall is pretty nice.
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>>14321836
Second
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>>14321831
Not enough to protect him from rape.
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>>14321827
There was a One Piece thread the other day where people were hoping there'd be doujins of the furry chicks fawning over the Straw Hat guys, and of the Straw Hat girls getting ravaged by beastmen.
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>>14321828
bookworm grapsnake is better than gamer gurl grapesnake
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Which nyaruko series was the kuuko romance arc in?
I'm going to rewatch it in honor of a fallen slut.
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We need more designs with braids. KC pls.
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Miia is a dumb slut who can't even protect her man.
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>>14321840
Well duh. Furries are literally licking and rubbing themselves on humans
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>>14321826
>Her tail starts twitching faster when his pants come off
Oh, Miia.
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>>14321847
Does troll have a braid? She should.
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>>14321847
That's only a single Jiang-shi though, how can you be sure that the rest of the species has braids?
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>>14321847
I just want more of KC's thighs. The man does good thighs. It'd be better if his breasts weren't quite so balloony, but hey.
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>>14321848
Your opinion is wrong anon

If Miia tried to stop Darling from being nice and helpful to the other girls she would be changing the thing she likes the most about him
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>>14321807
MGE's issue is that it deconstructs some golden rules of any other fantasy lore for the sake of porn and twu wuv (such as dragons are either dom or dead, humans are on the right (and ultimately winning) side etc.), which ends up tickling hardcore fantasy diggers and HFYfags of all sorts.
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>>14321854
She has short hair.

>>14321857
Don't care. I want more braids.
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>>14321846
Middle of second season

>VA's last words after birthday party

>I'll be fine because everyone's with me!
>Even in this condition now, I can say this with confidence this year.
>I'm glad I was born as who I am.
>Me, once I'm cured of this sickness, I'll seriously try and get married

Literally the deadliest of death flags possible. It's like all death flags in one
Also she died as a christmas cake
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>>14321869
>Also she died as a christmas cake
Ouch.
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A goat is fine too.
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>>14321828
How do we end the Monster Girl NEET epidemic? First gazers, then jabberwocks, and now Apophis? How do we save these poor girls from being chubby stinky lonely neets?
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>>14321863
Its issue is that it's built on and fueled by 100% pure porn logic. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, it just doesn't endear it to anyone who wants their fantasy a little more subtle.
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>>14321874
I would literally feed her everything.
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>>14321874
She actually looks appealing now.

Shame the people that like her and her game are faggots.
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I want my waifu to make this face as i thrust up and cum a months of semen into her womb!
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>>14321883
But that's how she gets fat!
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>>14321895
What if I like fat Monster Girls?
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>>14321895
Would that be so ba-aa-aa-ad? Soft monsters are nice. Besides, who could resist giving the odd tin can, anyway?
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>>14321876
I wish Sandworms got more love


>you will never make love to a maker
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>>14321888
>Shame that the people who like a milf with big tits are faggots
You don't have to like, or even know much about, a game to want to fuck some of its characters.
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>>14321869
Speaking of which, I never thought I'd see a Bewitched reference in anime.

I guess that and I Dream of Jeannie are kind of the first of the modern magical girlfriend trope, though.
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>>14321893
How would one even save up a month's worth of semen with a wife like that? Business trips? You'd think she'd insist on draining you at least once a week.
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>>14321903
purge the furries reeeeeeee
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>>14321749
She's getting a new scarf and a pair of big meaty paw mittens
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>>14321893
I want to fuck a Lewd Holst.
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>>14321897
Then I call you friend

>>14321899
You say that now but then she's going to just laze about on the couch all day and munch on snacks
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>>14321863
I was more specifically talking about the group of people who don't like the way MGE deals with monster girls but still like monster girls themselves, sex obsession aside.
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>>14321900
>I wish Sandworms got more love
You'll be getting a story by Christmas day at the least. It will be readable and decently proofread. That's all I can promise.
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>>14321904
I remember watching picrelated as a kid
How did it end?
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>>14321906
It could be an experiment of restraint for both of you.

Every day getting progressively hornier, stealing glances at each other's naughty bits when the other isn't looking, barely resisting the urge to jump each other.

By the end of the month, neither of you can take it anymore, she would tackle you undressing you as you both fall to the ground and have you inside her before you even know what's going on.

And then you would go at it for hours and hours, feeling each other, on and on until neither of you could move. She would fall over on top of you and you would hold each other, your ball empty, and her womb full.
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>>14321947
>your ball empty
Am I Lance Armstrong in this scenario?
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>>14321947
Anon stop posting that cow, I'm begging you.
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>>14321878
Pretty much what I said, and yeah, it isn't supposed to be any other way for people.
Quite contrary, the way I see it it's better to have one of a few things of this kind rather than a more balanced, deep-thought fantasy universe but with a personal number of 15.000 by today.

>>14321920
Well in that case your point might be right, then. I've also met complaints about them being too safe and non-challenging, as in a way that they don't make you go on and try to prove they'd better tap dat than stab dat, which is somehow entertaining i guess(?).
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>>14321955
Only if you want to be
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>>14321819
Ethnic clothing goes surprisingly well with monster girls for some reason. It just kind of seems appropriate.
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>>14321828
>original gameboy
>loves comfy clothes
>slight chub for cuddles
Would waifu
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>>14321828
It gives me tumblr vibes. No thanks.
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>>14321967
Monster girls are decidedly exotic to begin with, so the association with vaguely foreign cultures makes sense.
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>>14321827
Jap furries are the worstkind of furry. The silent kind who isn't so overtly autistic, so you forgive them and pay them no heed but then they infect writers and illustrators with their 'kemonomimi' furshit and even still no one can find fault in the because its so easy to see the fursuit wearing animalfuckers of the west and figure "at least they aren't that bad"
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>>14321962
Is that hand-pussy squid?
Because she was best girl
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>>14321863
>humans are on the right (and ultimately winning) side
But humans and Order lose in the end
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>>14321973
Some of them aren't that uncommon though.
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>>14321978
yes
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>>14321979
I've said that is the general rule, that MGE for one doesn't follow.
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>>14321939
Guys went from betas to alphas
Genie moved on to another beta
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>>14321967
Yes
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>>14321979
>The Order != All of humanity
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>>14321981
>orifices on palms
Makes my skin fucking crawl like a millipede every time. Jesus shit.
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>>14321990
>>14321967
Scans when
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>>14321998
>KC miia
must impregnate
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>>14321970
Why don't more chubby monster girls exist? Where can they be found?
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I want to have lots of platonic sleep-overs with my monstergirl childhood friend. I'll keep doing it even as we get older until she snaps, then I'll have lots and lots of platonic sex with her.

What monstergirl is most likely to sleep in a jersey and nothing else?
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I want to milk a Minotaur.
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>>14322006
Yuki onna
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>>14322007
I want a Minotaur tall enough for me to fuck her pussy while I drink from her tits.
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>>14321994
>He isn't into handpussies.
Next you'll tell me you aren't into nipplepussies.
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>>14321959
I mean, and I can genuinely understand those issues, and even share them to some degree, specifically about the sex obsession.

The problem comes from the idea that they live focused on and concerned with a single activity, and getting to that singular activity, instead of any broader ideal or ideology which leads to various courses of action; they become creatures of habit, static, and boring unless you imprint your own fantasies on top of it.

Basically, the real problem with MGE is that it asks the reader to carry its short descriptions full of hyperbole the rest of the way to wherever the reader wants it to go with their imagination. It effectively demands you do the work in coming up with the fap fantasies, which not everyone likes.
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>>14322015
I just want to say, asspussies are objectively the best non-pussy pussies.
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>>14322019
>concerned_Anubis_daughteru.jpg
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>>14322012
Are you me? That minotaur bully/yandere holst mom thing awakened something in me.
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>>14322022
She knows where it's going.
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>>14322015
You're god damn right I'm not.
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>>14321998
Can some weeb translate it? Why Miia is getting off on her in-game self-insert being NTRed?
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the bestest wock of all?
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>>14322033
She finds out that vg lamias have charm attacks and she imagines using it on darling
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>>14322033
Going by context, I think she's fantasizing about having charm spells like the lamia in the game.
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>>14322036
Wock-chan, what are you doing all the way up there?
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>>14322036
That's coming along nicely.
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>>14322024
Not him but those lewd tomboy holst greentexts awakened quite a love for cow girls I never knew I had.
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Would you rattle Yuuko-san's bones?
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>>14322036
And here's the up closer version of cute wock butt!
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>>14322064
Of course.
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>>14322018
>It effectively demands you do the work in coming up with the fap fantasies, which not everyone likes.
I think the issue is more that people in the west are used to settings that lay everything out precisely for you, like D&D, so they go for very literal interpretations of the stuff, when it's meant to be more figurative.

It doesn't help that Japanese people also like to hide horrible things behind very bland figurative language and euphemisms.

When a Japanese source says "the sex is so amazing it leaves you unable to think about anything else" it could mean either:
>9/10 sex, I highly recommend it
or
>the monster opens up your skull and lobotomizes you with its sex organs

It's pretty clear from KC's responses on this stuff that his intent is the former, but I can't blame people for assuming the latter.

'Course, I don't really care either way at the end of the day. The setting isn't to my tastes as is, so I just pull out the bits I like and ignore the rest.
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>>14322064
did he just use rattle me bones as a sexual slur
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>>14322069
That depends on what you think "tall" is.

Unless they're about a foot taller than I am it's going to be pretty hard to drink from their tits while standing up.
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>>14322069
>image
I shouldn't be laughing so hard
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>>14322050
Lewd tomboy anything is good though.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/category:mamono is a lewd tomboy. Suddenly it's improved. Prove me wrong.
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>>14322065
Jabberfag, how long until calendar is done?

how long until daki?
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>>14322081
>Werewolf

Oh fuck yeah, that's an improvement.
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>>14322081
>Girtablilu
Eh.
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>>14322081
>Youko
Ehhhh
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>>14322081
>Lewd tomboy Alp___
Fuck yeah, another one for my collection!
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>>14322081
>Parasite Slime.
Not seeing it.
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>>14322081
>Lewd Tomboy Nekomata
>"Hey, how're you doing anon?"
>"Oh come on, you've known me forever, you shouldn't be surprised when I sit on your lap anymore."
>"Hey. What's that pressing against me~?"

I think I just found the missing piece of the cat team for the Waifu War.
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>>14322081
>Lewd Tomboy Hellhound
Well, considering how painfully obvious this tent is, I do not have to say that I indeed have a boner
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>>14322081
>Lich
They're better as kuudere
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>>14322095
Shame about the whole Hellhound part.
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>>14322090
>Collection
>Of Alps___
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>>14322081
>Harpy
meh
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>>14321721
so no one is in agreement on having a mgt booru
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>>14322090
>He has a collection of Alps___
Pray tell, how large is this collection?
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>>14322081
Not even gonna roll, just gonna say, lewd tomboy Anubis a fantastic regardless.

>>14322099
>Implying Lewd Tomboy Kuudere Lich is not better still
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>>14322107
>tomboy not being genki
That defeats the purpose.
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>>14322099
>>14322114
Kuudere tomboys have been done before.
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>>14322084
It's almost there. I know October and December sketches should be very soon, hopefully this weekend if all goes well. After that the last two months will be June and July. I'm really hoping for the Calendar to be wrapped by by the end of November if all goes well. Then the Calendar and the Extras (Sketches, Lewd Edits, anything else) will be put up for download and it'll be sent to be printed out.

I've already contacted the company about arrangements for making a 7ft daki and the wings, so I'll start looking for an artist once the calendar is done. I'll probably end up commissioning it in February to give my wallet some reprieve.
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>>14322069
Whoops, only intended to delete the image.
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>>14322120
>This was removed from the Panda
I will be forever bitter about this
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>>14322102
Of course. The trick to enjoying them after all is to never work with them as individuals. Everyone's happier and more satisfied this way. They come best in batches of five.

>>14322106
I don't even count anymore, but the pile of them measures as about 3-5m high. It's pretty wide too.
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>>14322125
>It's pretty wide too.
Maybe if you'd stomp forcing them to drink Hathor Milk every day it'd help.
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>>14322114
>Genki lewd Magi-science Lich
I don't know about you, but that image is pretty good.
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>>14322125
You just keep them in a pile? Talk about bad hospitality
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>>14322121
>Jabberwock Daki that can give you wing-cocoon hugs
You mad genius. Truly you are the greatest of us all.
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>>14322120
I want that but with a hellhound.
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>>14322127
Well, leave it be, anon. As long as he keeps them out of sight he's doing us all a service.
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>>14322081
>Dark Priest

I'm not seeing it.
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>>14322120
Amazing art ruined by garbage fetishes.
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>>14322131
It's more comfy than any bed, and they aren't really ever all together in one place except at bed time and maybe meal time.
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>>14321992
Humanity kinda 'loses' in a theatrical, story-wise way, as it fully accepts monsterdom and undergoes some cultural and physical changes to fuse with it.
But yeah, no actual doomsday of any sort.
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>>14322134
I always wonder what this guy said to get her like that.
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>>14322135
But it's cruel! Those poor alps are so soft and lethargic! You can poke their tubby bellies and squishy thighs!
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>>14322134
I want to hear her heavy panting as she presses her breasts against my face.
I want to hear the thumping of her tail against the walls.
I want to hear the steady dripping noise coming from her crotch as I comprehend what's about to happen.
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>>14322100
>>14322137
Welcome back, shitpost Anon.
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>>14322137
For you, maybe.
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>>14322143
Don't worry, they're well shaped.
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>>14322105
Don't we already have an MG booru? If by /mgt/'s one you mean somewhere we can just dump pics from here, we can probably use that. It looked pretty slow last time I checked.
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>>14322145
>>14322147
Just ignore him, he wants the attention.
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>>14322148
But they've got huge breasts, thick thighs, asses that take two seats, and bellies you can fondle! Being well shaped or delicious to fuck isn't the point, you can't Monster Girls into this!
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>>14322148
>they're well shaped.
How does one 'shape' an Alp? What does being 'well shaped' constitute?
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>>14322155
In multiple senses, or only the physical one?
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>>14322140
>loses
Yeah, millennia of pointless war replaced with sex and happy couples.

Don't forget, you're lust dial is turned up a notch and you'll probably live longer.

Sounds like a real loss there.
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>>14322149
Which site?
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>>14322140
>>14322162

You guys are forgetting humanity is straight up dead and gone. Not evolved, just corrupted and succubized, just like every regular monster. No more regular giant squids. No more regular dragons. No more human beings.
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>>14322141
>"Anyone ever told you you're kinda cute?"
She's stalked him ever since.
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>>14322168
Here's something that's going to blow your mind

not all of us are suffering fags
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>>14322168
So both the monsters and us changed into something else?
Sounds like evolution.
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Dolphin girls are nice, if you ever find one pls talk to her.
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>>14322168
I want KC to just post his fucking hugbox ending so I can stop reading shit like this.
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>>14322173
There's nothing wrong with going "Hey I like the third race plan. Fuck regular monsters and fuck humanity. Actually, fuck is all we do and that's how we like it!"

What's wrong is saying that's still human.
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>>14322168
Well, as long as I've already obtained immortality with my waifu then I'll be fine.
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>>14322181
I'm reading this and don't know understand what you're trying to say.
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>>14322175
>Magic corruption is evolution
Fuck no. That's like saying selective breeding is evolution. It's not.
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>>14322179
Somebody should ask him about that instead of "how many monstergirls can alps be at the same time".
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>>14322187
Do you even know the definition of evolution? You're confusing it with natural selection.
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>>14322176

Dolphin squeaks would be qt. They would definitely be the premier gangrape MG though.
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>>14322151
Now, before I say something I might regret, I'll have to corect you about how healthy my Alps are; I don't know where you came to that conclusion, but my Alps are not nearly as thick as that, simply because there are so many of them that I could never give them all so much Hathor milk for that level of health. Furthermore, I like a fair deal of diversity in my Alp collection, so I tailor the shape of my Alps to my preferences; I would never wantonly develop all my Alps into the same type!
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>>14322197
I am the law.
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>>14322186
Incubi != Human

Humans will be gone and all that is left will be incubi, which serve as the males for the monstergirls.

>>14322191
I know it better than you. Corruption is no more evolution than grafting a tree is. Of course you seem to think evolution means a positive change and not just change in general anyway.
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>>14322188
At least it makes them more interesting than their initial gimmick of 'transexual succubutt but better in every way than a normal succubutt'.
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>>14322179
He literally stated that was the endgame in World Guide 1. No more old school monsters. No more humans. Just happy monstergirls and incubi and no more wars between them because they would all be one people.
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>>14322213
>no more wars between them because they would all be one people
That has never stopped war.
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>>14322212
That show was so meh, but the goddess was a pretty great shortstack. Shame her popularity burned out so quickly and we only got a handful of doujins.
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Can a Lich become a White? What happens when any random magic user tries to become a Lich? Do they turn into an Alp Lich if they're male?
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>>14322212
Ah yes, Dungeon ni blah blah blah ect.
Man, Hestia's popularity burned out quick once it finished airing
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>>14322208
>Of course you seem to think evolution means a positive change and not just change in general anyway

Actually you dumbfuck, I spent two years as an ecology major. I know exactly what evolution means.

It's a significant change in inheritable traits of a population. It's completely neutral, but natural selection favors positive outcomes. So becoming incubi is the very definition of evolution, though it's through artificial selection.
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>>14322220
Well, I imagine they can do something with pigmentation but chocolate liches are good on their own.
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>>14322217
That's because you didn't have everyone in the world subservient to and psychically linked to the same ruler.
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>>14322211
Yeah, now they're 'transexual anyMG except better in every way than normal succubi'
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>>14322222
>Hestia's popularity burned out quick once it finished airing
It burnt out while it was still airing
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>>14322217
No, but forced fucking from you waifu if you ever even think about hurting someone will.
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>>14322230
>subservient to and psychically linked to the same ruler
That's the first time I've heard of that. "Hugbox" he says..
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>>14322220
>Do they turn into an Alp Lich if they're male?
They'd probably become Undead Incubi.
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>>14322220
>Wight
ftfy
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>>14322233
>implying my waifu can stop me
You owe me new sides.
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>>14322230
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>14322220
I thought the only way you could alp is if you are a raging homosexual, then mamonomonga fixes you so you can stop being an aberration.
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>>14322217
Indeed, it'll only change the reason why. No more wars over resources and territory, instead wars will start because "you're waifu a shit"
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>>14322225
Anon is not very bright, Mr. FancyMajor. Give him a break.
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>>14322205
Be you Stallone, or Urban?
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>>14322246
The only war worth having.
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>>14322241
>implying your waifu will even try to stop you
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>>14322246
That's the kind of war I would go.
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>>14322255
Hm, good point. She wouldn't have that position if she didn't have my back at all times.
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I want a husky heckpup
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>>14322225
>Applying natural biologic systems to magic transformations
By your logic, a motherfucker turned into a frog evolved. It sure shows you didn't finish your degree.
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>>14322246
>/mgt/ arguments become outright wars
Dear God...
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>>14322244
The exact determining factors are either
>Wants to have sex with men more than wants sex with women.
>Wants to be feminine and to enjoy the pleasure of being a woman.
and
>Mamamomanoma in abundance.
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>>14322263
>No-one ever dies because hugbox.
>/mgt/ arguments can now be fought as practically shonen anime battles.
This sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I love it.
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>>14322263
But has war changed? Or does it never?
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>>14322263
There'd be no rest if that were the case. An endless war of torment
You know, like a ferry ride on Charon's boat
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>>14322242
Go read World Guide 1, the part about how all Demonic Energy is linked from the Demon Lord to every monster (how she transformed them into monstergirls in the first place) and how monsters can feel her will in a general sense.

Then read the part about how the Demon Lord is the only absolute authority most monsters acknowledge, minus a handful like Zipangu that treat her like the Muslims treat Jesus.
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>>14322259
Just one won't bring you the gold of the sled race, she needs sisters.
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>"I-If I do this... You'll give those pictures back?..."
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>>14322262
Actually, if that frog can then breed with other motherfuckers turned into frogs and beget babies born of motherfuckers turned into frogs, then it could be called evolution of said species.
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>>14322277
Guess I could try and buy a whole litter of them then, training them for the big races
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>>14321721
>>14322197
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>>14322274
>feel her will
So just have a stronger will. Problem solved.
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>>14322279
I have pictures?
I mean, yes! Of course! Absolutely
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>>14322282
That's racial profiling that is!
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>>14322279
What a nice pair of tits.
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>>14322282
>Sketch is back with more PallyYeti
Joyous occasion!
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>>14322282
What a cute pair.
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>>14322279
Yes, now whip out those fat wolf tats where I can see them.
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>>14322269
No matter what war never changes
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>>14322281
Yes, also you better ask that retired ex-champ milf kobold for help, and I wish you luck in the Olympics.
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>>14322308
That would work, although if she's a milf then I doubt she would want to move all the way over here to train heckpups when she's got kids of her own.

And if it doesn't work out then I've still got adorable, fluffy daughterus.
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>>14322279
yes i will. now to burn this image to my brain, but keep going.
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>>14322280
kek. reply of the day
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>>14322279
Absolutely. Little does she know, I'm about to take a whole lot more.
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Are the suffering fags back? A whole lot of "death of humanity" shit in here again.
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>>14322323
Maybe
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Can Lava Golems walk? Can they morph their mineral and "lava" body parts into weaponry? Can they wear Dorf-designed power armor?

Lava Golems have a lot of untapped potential.
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>>14322323
It's as good a time as ever to fap.
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>>14322323
It's inevitable when somebody asks about the future of KC land. Because that's what it is. Now whether you care or just shrug and are happy everyone has monstergirl wives is up to you.
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>>14322330
Fuck you Tewi. You smug slut.
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>>14322340
I'm reasonably certain somebody already mentioned that KC's universe has a hugbox ending.
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>>14322338
I think the main problem with them is they aren't really golems. They're more like lava elementals but salamander was already used as the fire elemental so they got that wierd name.
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>>14322346
>hugbox ending
That's up for debate. I'd consider that a nightmarish dystopia, but maybe that's just me.
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>>14322346
That is the hugbox ending. You have to remember, this is from the guy who makes out Deruella to be one of the biggest good guys.
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>>14322355
She is the good guy though.
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>>14322313
No anon, I'm talking about "that" other milf kobold ex-champ, the one that was forced to retire after "that" terrible accident she had a few years ago. She's still single and is very lonely, mostly because she thinks her limp is "
unattractive", but I'm sure you and your daughters will be able to warm her wounded heart, and all of you together will win lots of awards.
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>>14322220
>Can a Lich become a Wight?
Probably not.
>Do they turn into an Alp Lich if they're male?
They usually become an undead incubus. Alp Lich wouldn't happen unless the person desires that sort of outcome.
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Awoo ~
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>>14322358
You have a strange definition of "good".
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>>14322351
At least they have the advantage of looking cool.
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>>14322358
Exactly. She's the official good guy and that's the official happy hugbox ending.
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>>14322358
>>14322346
Anon, now's a good time to realize your talking to someone who deliberately interprets the setting to be grimderp as a justification for why he hates monster girls to justify his interpretation of the setting.
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>>14322355
Says who?
Both the scholar and KC mention that she is too radical. Even more then Demon Lord
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>>14322371
They say she is radical but only in an over eager kind of way, not in a bad way.
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>>14322361
>Alp Lich wouldn't happen unless the person desires that sort of outcome.
If I were to Alp, I'd off myself to get such an outcome. Lichdom seems pretty sweet.
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>>14322370
>deliberately
You know, worldwide brainwashing doesn't leave much room for anything else.
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>>14322370
>This stale bait
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>>14322360
Hows she a milf if she's single?
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>>14322370
That may be true, but I actually see druella as a villain. I don't know who the other anon is.

She's too rapey with not a single redeeming quality. And it's not the "carried away to gentle fucking" it's full on "screaming and crying." I'd purge her.
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What is a name for a snow woman that isn't Yuki or Yuu?
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>>14322385
crystal?
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>>14322380
>brainwashing
here we go again, kids.
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>>14322363
Best kobutt
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>>14322382
Asexual reproduction
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>>14322379
That's probably not how that kind of thing works unless Alps get special Lich privileges too. You'd probably need to learn some top tier magic first and conduct some crazy ritual first.
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>>14322391
Sorry, my bad, "Not!Brainwashing". Glad you caught that, wouldn't want to offend anyone
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>>14322385
Try something that has nothing to do with snow or ice. She could be named after her grandmother or something.

>>14322391
>muh hyperbole
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>>14322382
Alright, she's a way past expiration date christmas cake.
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>>14322396
I still crack up at the Mindflayer's profile. She's sitting there flaying minds and even that only gets "Wow, it's ALMOST like brainwashing...almost."
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I want to make a mature fox feel young again.
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>>14322415
I love me some delicious aunty monster girls

More when?
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>>14322339
What are you masturbating to?
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>>14322418
maybe a little later tonight

for now a not very shiro shirohebi
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>>14322412
No anon, don't you see? We inferior gaijins could never comprehend his writing. If only we were smart enough...
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>>14322412
Mindflayers still have protection under that "they never actually do anything you don't want deep down" clause, so if you squint hard enough they're just helping you be a lewder you. You really need to be able to hold two different mindsets to fully enjoy the setting.
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>>14322429
>maybe a little later tonight
Thank you
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>>14322394
>You'd probably need to learn some top tier magic first
Eh, seems doable.
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>>14322425

furry transsexual anal vore
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>>14322431
>it's ok if you have cognitive dissonance
...Yeah, I bet it is.
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>>14322431
Or you could skip the doublethink and separate the average resident from the reader.

Because that's the thing. KC says monsters wouldn't do any of that stuff to [YOU] self-insert-reader-kun. [YOU] are guaranteed whatever fantasy you want at whatever power level with whatever monster and the happiest ending that ever ended.

Joe Schmo commoner might not be so lucky.
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>>14322448
Yup. If you can handle doublethink, somehow ignore the things you don't like or be content with your not-quite KC headcanon it is pretty sweet. Is there something wrong with the setting working that way? Probably, but it is what it is and there's no reason to dislike a fictional thing when it can be whatever you like.

>>14322452
An effective approach. I personally don't care for it, but whatever works.
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>>14322452
Which really begs the question on how much [YOU] really count in the grand scheme of things. I mean, we already know how it ends, so how much "whatever you want" is there really?
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You know, this is why I always say just ignore the parts you don't like. It's a fap fantasy setting, it isn't meant to be taken this seriously.
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>>14322457
>there's no reason to dislike a fictional thing when it can be whatever you like
But if you ignore the things you don't like, including the basic rules, is it still MGE?
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>>14322403
Much better.
Time to hire her and make her feel like family the good old fashioned way.
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>>14322463
Some people just aren't as smart or logical as you anon.
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>>14322464
Does it matter?
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Nebutori when?
Monster that infects other monsters and turns them into a blob of lard sounds hilarious as fuck.
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>>14322463
I'm fine with it being taken seriously, and so would you under normal circumstances. The difference her is, we aren't taking it seriously, we're projection negativity and suffering into the setting because the world being fucking awful equals good world design.
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>>14322462
That was my first post in this conversation. I don't dislike anything, but I think if you look at the setting closely you get kind of a dimorphic view.

>>14322464
Not necessarily, but that doesn't even matter until you're discussing it, really.
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>>14322462
>doesn't like MGE == hates monster girls
Not him, but you're gonna have to explain that one.
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>>14322478
This guy has a point
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>>14322473
Probably not, I'm mostly rambling anyways.

>>14322477
I suppose that makes sense.
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>>14322476
>setting because the world being fucking awful equals good world design.
Not really.
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>>14322478
Not him, but most of what we talk about with monster girls is just MGE stuff which is founded in MGE's setting, and we don't ignore what MGE says about individual monster girls, which are the foundation of the entire setting basically, so if you don't MGEs setting, you don't like it's monster girl either. They're too involved and tied together, there's not really a reason to hate one but not the other.
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>>14322476
I don't see the problem with acknowledging the obviously present aspects which are rather dubious, no matter how much bright colors KC smears over them.
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>>14322460
It's whatever you want out of your personal fantasy really. KC would be confused if you even asked. In the past he's responded along the lines of 'If you don't like it, why are you here? Superpowers, a foot long dick and as many smoking hot monster women as you want and you're still not happy?' The whole thing is about telling society and the rest of the world to fuck off and indulging in your own pleasures. Caring about the wider implications of that, even if they are a bit grim, goes against that hedonistic motif of the whole setting. That's why he never addresses it and why it's always MORE CORRUPTION, MORE SEX, MORE POWER, MORE GOOD.
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>>14322496
Are you really suggesting that you can't like the individual MGs from MGE without also liking the setting?

That's crazy talk. That's like saying you can't like a soundtrack from a movie without also liking the movie.
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>>14322501
Forgot to follow up with, that doesn't mean those things aren't interesting to talk about, and the glaring faults of that kind world when it's put into motion.
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>>14322501
So it's basically "focus on a smaller picture, the big picture might as well not be there"?

I guess I never really thought of it that way.
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>>14322476
I don't want to take it seriously. I said it earlier, the setting's core mechanics are fueled by porn logic. The stuff is inherently absurd. Taking it seriously is what makes people give it the grimdark interpretations.

The setting really isn't meant for that and it doesn't support it well. It's meant for fantasizing about getting yourself a fluffy firedog waifu and inflating her to the size of a station-wagon with your cum, then creating a kingdom with your army of firepuppy daughterus and sending them forth to lay waste your enemy's lands. And I like that just fine.
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>>14322507
I feel like we've had people say that multiple ways already, but that does certainly seem to be KC's take. It's escapist fantasy anyway, so you weren't ever really intended to look at the downsides anyway.

Look at the shiny rock but don't turn it over to see what's underneath. Do that and you're good, develop another method to reconcile both sides in a way that pleases you and you're also good.
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>>14322511
I have a feeling my autism won't let me, but I'll try.
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>>14322507
It's not that it may as well not be there. It's that you shouldn't care. You're getting what you want. "Enjoy yourself. Fuck everyone else, literally if that's your thing.", all slathered generously with a heap of "If it feels good, it can't be bad."
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>>14322509
But I get off on vore and snuff.
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>>14322497
The setting is deliberately vague in a number of ways in every aspect though, so that you can fill in the gaps, and adjust for vagueness and hyperbole in a way that makes you comfortable. Because if he described everything out to you, it wouldn't be as personally enjoyable a fantasy as the one you'll come up with from what little you're given. Seriously, use your fucking imagination and imagine MGE in a way that satisfies you.

Actually, this is probably the reason these arguments start in the first place, people interpreting things the way they like and others not agreeing about it. Then we're all arguing headcanon, and it's back to what we're saying right now.
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>>14322516
Headcanon whatever then, just be aware that what you're thinking up isn't going to jive with others' interpretations when it comes time to discuss or tell tales. Every one of our writers I can think of does this, it's perfectly okay so long as your autism doesn't insist on forcing your view into the conversation.

I feel like we spend entirely too much worrying about what's "acceptable" for the canon when dealing with the MGE which is why it gets so much hate.
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>>14322519
Should clarify that this is KC's view and intent. I find it much more interesting to see how all the cogs would fit together if the thing was a functioning world.
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>>14322522
>spoiler
Ain't that the truth?
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>>14322509
I also have a peasant railgun I use to launch firepuppies over city walls in airborne invasions.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun
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>>14322522
Most of what gets argued are things directly stated about the setting though. It's the old
>KC
>Consistency
problem
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>>14322520
Go to the local graveyard and buy a harem of zombies from the resident lich. They won't mind.
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>>14322531
>things directly stated about the setting though
What, in the Monster encyclopedia? In the world guide? Both of those are written as if made by a different character in the setting, even a direct statement is questionable. Information in those conflicts intentionally. Now, KC's not very consistent, but at least some of that is intentional to leave room for headcanon as the guy you're quoting already pointed out.
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>>14322523
>what you're thinking up isn't going to jive with others' interpretations
Don't worry, we all know the folly of sharing our headcanon.
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>>14322394
Some people are automatically revived as a Lich, Wight, or some other high level undead because mamono mana recognizes the desire or potential in them. It might not work the same way for Alps, though.
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>>14322527
If you want to talk about that kind of shit, why don't we discuss the implication of MGE functioning on a classical elements system or how even when all the elements are gone, somehow there's still stuff left over, and what the fuck demon and spirit energy are in this system, or how physics work in MGE considering all this bullshit.

If you want to talk about the mechanics of everything, let's talk about the most fundamental shit first and foremost.
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>>14322527
>see how all the cogs would fit together if the thing was a functioning world

See, I don't think it does. And even if, it sure as hell isn't a hugbox. But yeah, it is interesting, I'll give you that.
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>>14322534
Dude, that's the same old trick used in pretty much every tabletop group of campaign books with a shared universe ever. For example Battletech sourcebooks were written by Comstar and then later by Wolfnet etc with some faction ones written by their intelligence agencies and so on. And do you know how it's treated? As fact until a newer source comes along that conflicts with it.

And it makes sense that KC would do the same thing as it's as old and part of sourcebook tradition as his monster manual parody is in the first place. Nobody goes "well gee, all of this is suspect so nothing means anything"
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I want a harem of helpful and kind but socially inept Shogs led by an exhausted and increasingly paranoid Kiki.
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>>14322553
>Nobody goes "well gee, all of this is suspect so nothing means anything"
Clearly they do.
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>>14322553
>Nobody goes "well gee, all of this is suspect so nothing means anything"
That's the same situation you described after the conflicting source has been released though. KC's got conflicting sources out. Hell, the two writers on the world argue in the margins with conflicting data in the world guides and it's clear they've both got opposing agendas. I'm really not sure why you thought that example is significantly different.
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>>14322563
How paranoid are we talking?
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>>14322541
>Dragon Wight
>Snow white skin
>Ice blue scales
>Red eyes
>Frost breath instead of fire
>Big meaty claws and bigger, meatier spectral claws
I'll take one, please.
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So, say that monster girls became real, or you woke up in MGverse one day. Do you have a planned coarse of action? Do you have a route planned out for achieving your goals, or generally improving the state of your life?
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Do you like to cuddle her?
If so, you should join the Kraken Kuddle Klub.
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>>14322584
Find someone who looks like they'd know and ask
>"Where da Anubi at?"
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>>14322584
Would be too terrified of the millipede girls to do anything.
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>>14322584
>grind like crazy
>learn magic
>trust no one
I think I'm good for now.
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>>14322584
First I'd need to find out if I'm a special snowflake now or still just me. Former situation? I'm adventurin', but probably not going the murder hobo route. Second? Find the first monster not likely to break my mind or body and settle down to scrape out a living. Not much different from normal really, only I have a banging hot wife and no internet access.
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>>14322542
You know when it comes to magic, the main rules always have to be laid down by the author. It's the suspension of disbelief bullshit that everything is built around. But if you want to speculate, we can pull from other explanations for similar things used elsewhere.

1. Magic is a core natural force on the level of the weak nuclear force and physics works totally differently.
2. The world operates normally and magic is a divine/demonic thing that breaks the laws of physics and keeps the consequences of that in check at the same time.
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>>14322585

Alot of great monster girls have their names start with K. I wonder why that is.

And yes I would join.
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>>14322584
I plan to gain a harem of elementals!
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>>14322579
Well, she doesn't know what Shogs are so when I first introduced her to the new maid she thought it was a mindflayer. So now she thinks it's 1 mindflayer maid that's fucking with her head instead of several Shog maids.
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>>14322584
Get raped by an arachne.
t. Ausfag
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>>14322585
Do you wear nice white cuddle robes?
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>>14322584
A Kikimora would be able to sense my crippling depression and nonexistent self esteem and fix me, right?
Right?
;_;
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>>14322584
Find my waifu, help monstergirls live in peace with humans if needed.
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>>14322600
The official uniform consists of a white snuggy and a pillow case over your head.
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>>14322572
That only happens in World Guide 2, and one of them is the author of everything before that. He's clearly the more reliable source. Still has precedent anyway. It's the same thing as any of the old Hotspots series from the previous example where the information was presented as a bunch of news articles from various sources.
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>>14322584
If I'm in MGland, I become either a mage or melee cleric/paladin depending on what my aptitudes are. Then I adventure and try to find some classy, powerful lady to waifu, like an Echidna dungeon boss, or a Vampire duchess, or Kraken pirate queen. Or just wait for the Valkyrie or something.

Then I set out to conquer the world. That's a long cherished dream of mine.
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>>14322584
>tfw stinky NEET
All aboard the beelzebutt express I guess.
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>>14322610
>Then I set out to conquer the world. That's a long cherished dream of mine.

Hold on, we can't both do that...unless you want to work together I guess.
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>>14322610
And if Im still in this world and it's the happening, I put up a dating profile on the most reputable interspecies dating website I can find.
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>>14322584
Wherever the winds take me. If they give me a top tier cat merchant wife out of it, I'll be ecstatic.
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>>14322615
How do you feel about Greco-Roman architecture?
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Headcanon is a double edged sword.
On one hand it stops lilims from being MUGEN teir boss monsters.
On the other hand it lets those W40Kids over at MGU make a "inquisition" branch of the order.
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>>14322582
Or you could get a white dragon and have all but the ghost claws.
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>>14322620
>Greco-Roman architecture
I think we'll get along just fine.

Besides, I only want to shape the world in my image. I couldn't care less about who rules it.
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>>14322606
>one of them is the author of everything before that.
So what, he gets special treatment because he put pen to paper first? Or rather because his stuff is what KC put out first? Giving that weight barely even makes sense from a meta perspective even using your own explanation. As for reliability even that's in the air. If there's even a grain of truth to Spirica's (don't bother me on spelling right now) side then the Scholar's version is still in plenty enough doubt to allow headcanon wiggle room for a porn setting.

Really not that much different. Shit, are we really even disagreeing? Just barely if at all.
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I just want to study magic at the mage college and then come back home to my self-enchanted cottage and young gazer wife; is that REALLY too much to ask for? Fuck this gay earth.
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>>14322622
>On one hand it stops lilims from being MUGEN teir boss monsters.
But that's what they're supposed to be. Literally the only monster girl stronger than the strongest Lilim is her mother.
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>>14322584
Find a Dark Matter floating around and become a super incubus by taking the equivalent of Mamono Mana nuke, then followed by journeying across the world to learn magic and find the other Elementals to complete the set, form a coven with alongside the husbands of whatever daughters I have along the way, gather Liches, Witches, and work some magic bullshit to make my own spirit realm where I'll live in a world of my own creation for the remainder of eternity, pursuing my goals of vanity into forever.

It's a plan even I could put of!
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>>14322631
>is that REALLY too much to ask for?
Yes.
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>>14322584
I'd run a tavern in a boarder town as a cover. In reality I'd be a disciple of Eros, working to save humans and MGs from both the chief god and dl.
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>>14322637
Where's your heart elemental? You're never going to summon Captain Harem with those four.
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>>14322584

If monster girls appeared in our world. I'd likely try to get out a bit more. Maybe scout out what kinds live near me.

If I woke up in a MGverse I'd try to learn how to fight and travel until I hooked up with one of my favorite MGs and settled down with her and live a quiet life.
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>>14322622
>make a "inquisition" branch of the order
That's like the best branch? Those guys don't pussy foot around waiting to be husbandod like the rest of the Order. They get shit done.
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>>14322584
Become the world's strongest man and prove it by mindbreaking a lilim.
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>>14322633
That's wrong though, Dark Elementals are stated to be as strong as the strongest monster girls, so in this situation, the last boss type characters are people like >>14322637 who collect them like Pokemon.
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>>14322584
Go out and find a leanan sidhe, fuck her then spend the rest of my days making cool art for people and making mad money so that I can live a quiet life
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>>14322649
Which is why they're the bad guys.
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>>14322651
You should call yourself Onethrust man.
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>>14322585
>>14322584
I need some way to learn the local language, spell or item would be nice. And then I'd need a job, hopefully under an artisan or craftsman. Then I could work on introducing some easy industrial age tricks.

But you never know. I could be robbed by bandits five minutes after showing up. Not the sexy monster kind, but the dirty stab you and leave you in a ditch kind.

Or the locals could treat me as a heretic or a simpleton because I'm such a stranger and don't speak their language.

Or I could get husbandoed.

I could even appear in the middle of a demon realm and become Sir Dick, Sexmaster Supreme.

Kind of hard to tell without knowing where you actually show up.
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>>14322622
>stops lilims from being MUGEN tier boss monsters
Agreed, I don't like having the only way to defeat bullshit is with even more convoluted bullshit.

And for the record, I see a lilim have anything like Rare akuma then im going home.
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>>14322649
Yeah, it's when the Order doesn't suffer from storm-trooper syndrome. All these self inserts ruin any potential for them to be anything less than soon-to-be husbands.

I personally imagine them being the best humanity brings to the table. Brutal, effective, and powerful enough to make even the most powerful monster pause to consider the risk. And willing to raze cities and everyone in it if it means purging corruption.
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>>14322584
Pray it hits while I'm on holiday so I can get those sweet seaside MGs.
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>>14322637
I wonder if, by some magic bullshit, if someone could somehow manage to form an unnatural elemental; a spirit energy elemental.
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>>14322662
>Rare akuma with lillim powers
if we are doing MUGEN comparisons and lilims are rare akuma, then what is the demon lord?
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>>14322679
Wouldn't that just be a dark matter? Or are you talking human spirit energy, in which case it'd have to be a semen derivative monster or something?
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>>14322679
A semen Elemental? What would be the point? Would it just be a white hole of spirit energy?
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>>14322679
>monster boys
I'll pass.
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>>14322666
Fitting trips.
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>>14322629
He's the entirety of the written universe before and after that except the fallen brides stories. And the person arguing with him is a notoriously unreliable sexminded dark matter. She can't even keep her mind on the job enough not to turn it into a personal's ad. Yeah, he has more weight. It's the same old thing for any other similar set of info. You go with what you got.

That you even need this explained to you seems like you have no /tg/ background in the least. Do you need it pointed out where the KC whatever you want line is parodied almost entirely from the House Rules section of DnD too?

Yes, people can headcanon whatever they want. But arguing what the canon is by arguing unreliability of the author is retarded because the author is all you have to go on, and is the most reliable source in-universe.
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>>14322684
One of those characters that's as broken as the engine will allow, that can't die and will kill you before the round even begins.
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>>14322692
?
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>>14322709
You're cheering on the waifu killers.
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>>14322703
Ah yes, I ran into a few of those
well she is meant to have godlike power.
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>>14322662
Akuma isn't that powerful.
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>>14322713
No. I want the huggiest of hugboxes. But if I'm reading a story with a villain, I don't want it to be some half-assed mockery of an antagonist.

That being said, I enjoy the cliche redemption arc. I'm a sap for good ends.
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>>14322691
It wouldn't even have gender until it monsterizes which is where this plan starts to fall apart. In order for an Elemental to become a monster girl, there needs to be demonic energy in the mix, but spirit energy likes to corrupt really fast into demonic energy that you might as well compare it to unstable chemical elements in the real world; as soon as it comes into existence, it decays into Dark Matter. Granted, an easy way to mass produce Dark Matter, so win/win anyway, but I wonder if a solid Dark Spirit elemental could form by some magic shenanigans.
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>>14322724
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyil5-d799k
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>>14322637
Then you fuse them all together into a single wife, right?
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>>14322729
If it has both, you would literally be making an incubus elemental, and it's element is dick.
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>>14322695
"Most reliable" means jack all when you've got little way to verify anything and the guy's clearly got a lean of his own though he manages to contain it better. You want to believe most of what he says because that's all there is? Fine, but there's still that shadow of a doubt. You don't even need things blown wide open, just a little wedge that says "hey, maybe things aren't quite the way he's laid them out" to provide a good deal of narrational wiggle room.

And, in this case, the "author" isn't all we have to go on. We've also got KC who, if I'm remembering correctly, has also stated that the truth is somewhere between the viewpoints. Probably.

What would be interesting is a third perspective though, just to see where that viewpoint falls.
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So anon, how do you feel about clowns?
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>>14322734
I had forgotten that dark Donald was one of the first to kill him.
still, I don't want to see lilim acting like either of them.
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>>14322746

Eh.
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>>14322748
I would like to see a lilim beat one of those.
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>>14322584
Find myself a nice Kiki or bum around a Shirohebi shrine for awhile.
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>>14322746
I'd definitely enjoy some kind of Jester girl

I'll go without the giant blood-covered hands tho
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>>14322759
They're for giving hugs, anon!
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>>14322741
The thing is, men aren't the only ones that produce spirit energy, everything living does, human men just produce more in their ballsack than anything else in nature does.

Theoretically, you could protect a woman's spirit energy production capabilities during monsterization to create a ubersuccubus that still produces spirit energy, or all kinds of other shit.

The reason spirit energy is broken down during monsterization in women and anything else in nature is because they don't produce enough and their system breaks down trying to keep up with the corruption. Human men however, do produce enough, and end up producing even more as a response to the pressures.
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>>14322745
Yes, and all that wiggle room is for your headcanon interpretation. Don't bring in the unreliable witness defense for canon discussion. Besides, KC Q&A always gets included for clarifications. He treats the profiles and WG1 as basically truth but may add or tweak something here or there.
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>>14322763
All that is just making me think of some crazy man in an isolated lab experimenting with human women and demonic energy to create the ultimate lifeform.
A monstergirl capable of birthing human sons.
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>>14322770
The perfect villain for any monster girl story really.
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Is it yuri if you use a fairy as a condom for sex with another MG?
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>>14322773
>Villain
What?
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>>14322779
Maybe, maybe not, but it's definitely weird as fuck.
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>>14322268
So what you're saying is that /mgt/ becomes Dog Days?
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>>14322767
>Yes, and all that wiggle room is for your headcanon interpretation.
Which was the entire basis for this discussion. The setting is made such that those reading aren't entirely sure what's what. There's a truth in there somewhere but we don't know what it actually is because things are written the way they are. Jesus, man.
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>>14322763
You're forgetting that an incubus is defined as the only creature that contains both. It's the whole basis of KC's "not really monsterboys exactly" explanation. Not that it couldn't theoretically be done, but the very act would cement incubi as straight up monster boys.

I find that unintended consequence hilarious.
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>>14322779
No, but it is fucked up.

>>14322785
That is exactly what I'm saying.
We argue, we fight, and at the end of the day we all had fun and go home to fuck our waifus.
Some of which have big fat cat tats.
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>>14322785
i love it
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>>14322763
So, the end result is fusing the four Dark Elementals, a Dark Matter, and a Spirit Elemental into a single really advanced golem body constructed with ridiculous amounts of magic with a female human mage's body as a base, in order to monsterize her into a totally self-sufficient artificial boosted pseudo-Lilim.
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>>14322584
Find a vampire. Go on a quest for her so she'll agree to Alp me into the newest social butterfly and set to inherit her fortunes when she retires to the bedchamber, and engage in lesbian sex with her as often as possible.
Always liked the fact vampires do lesbian sex to make a new vampire. It's kinda cute for a species that lives off being calm and removed from sexual situations.
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>>14322814
You. I like you. Good plan.
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>>14322814
Well, I'm certain that you will alp because you are a faggot.
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>>14322812
They're easier to sniff that way!
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What government sector would you work for in MG land?
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>>14322814
That's new and different. I like it.
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>>14322821
Egypt's.
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>>14322814
Fuck off yurifag, monstergirls can't be gay.
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>>14322821
The sector that helps undeads reinsert in society and teaches them about the current times
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>Monster girl doujin
>It doesn't end in marriage and pregnancy
>The finale page doesn't show the daughterus

What's the fucking point?
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Good morning, /mgt/. Remember to do your best today.
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>>14322827
>monstergirls can't be gay
Yes they can, you fuck off.
Your boys club is over.
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>>14322833
It's 12:30 at night.
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Anyone up for a late night story to read? I finally managed to wrap up a Dragoon story that I started typing up after my last Rule 5 ban.
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Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, consider donating to the chimera orphanage where all the science experiments of wayward wizards are given a place to live while they wait for adoption.

Kitsune-goblins, elf-hounds, and drinkos (dragon/jinko hybrids) along with many other girls are awaiting a loving home.
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>>14322833
Morning? Where do you live? The middle east?
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>>14322839
Well, it IS an anubis.
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I gotta crash. Sweet dreams, anons. May you be blessed with lots of paizuri dreams.
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>>14322839
No, because then he'd be in Germany.
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>>14322835
Still technically counts. Sort of.

>>14322839
England. So, basically, yes.
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>>14322814
>>14322815
>>14322822
>>14322834
Guys pls, it's too early to be baiting.
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For fucks sake could we just ignore the bait for once.

Fuck this I'm goin' to bed.
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>>14322843
God, I wish I had Paizuri Dreams.
The closest I ever came to dreaming about a monstergirl was this dream I had where some genki Japanese girl called herself my girlfriend and then I woke up.
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>>14322837
I'm game
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>>14322831
Was she at least covered in semen or being smug? Either of those points would work well for me.
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>>14322851
>had an extremely vivid dream about falling in love with my waifu
>years played out in one night
>that feeling when you wake up and realize it was all just a dream

I don't think I could take having these kinds of dreams very often
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>>14322860
Are you the guy from Long Dream?
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>>14322860
Fuck man, that must have sucked.
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>>14322821
The one that slaps maus ass and grope maus boob. There's definitely one like that, right?
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>>14322860
Just talk to a nice nightmare or mindflayer so you don't wake--oh. Sorry.
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>>14322821
>Federal Booty Inspector
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>>14322865
The Department of Agriculture? Something to do with verifying the quality of lab specimens?
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>>14322860
shit the last dream I had was one where my brother, a few people that I knew, and myself were in the army and we got in trouble for breaking curfew to go to a bar
>no MG's in my dreams or irl
;_;
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>>14322872
I'll take the lab specimens, I'm always down for some science. I've always been wondering how long you can tease a tied up mouse whose been subjected to sensory deprivation for several hours/days before she goes insane.
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>>14322865
Maus inspector. You also have to ensure they are healthy by sniffing them.
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>>14322860
I swear there is a superman story where that happens
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>>14322852
Okay, just for you then, anon. It's not exactly a greentext (~8500 words), so maybe not the best thing if you're headed to sleep soon.
http://pastebin.com/TYZJe9gj

I don't think I'm all that good at writing properly (keeping tense straight was a nightmare), but I had fun doing this one.
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>>14322882
No alp, I'm not a dirty sniffmaster pervert like you
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>>14322863
Don't know what that is so, nah

>>14322864
kinda feels like I died inside.

Just a little bit

>>14322877
ONE DAY

I STILL BELIEVE

>>14322885
Superman gets pretty weird, so probably.
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>>14322879
Anon that's an experiment, not a quality check; that's a little outside of your job title. I mean, it's definitely a WORTHY experiment, but still.

As an aside, what are you planning to do with that broken mouse?
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>>14322833
>DoItForHer.jpg
If it weren't almost 2am, I might actually find myself feeling driven for once in my pathetic lazy life.
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>>14322885
Its called "for the man who has everything."
one of the few stories that gave me feels
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>>14322893
Well. she obviously needs to be rehabilitated in a specially crafted environment of course. A suitable home environment with a 'husband' of sorts should suffice. At the point when I disconnect her from the fucking machines, vibrators, blindfolds, restraints, and gags, she's probably going to be addicted to pleasure as it's all she's come to know. It's her everything. So to ease her back into things, she's going to need a degree of stimulation at all times. Whether that's a dildo in each of her holes, or an cluster of egg vibrators, remains to be seen. Initially she'll need a high degree of stimulation to keep her form going insane or on a rape frenzy, but as time goes on and she re-acclimates to life the intensity can be dialed back a bit.

While all of this is going on, I'm going to treat her like a princess. She's been such a good girl and endured so much in the name of science that I ned to make sure she's rewarded for it all the time. She's going to get a nice, luxurious cage in my basement complete with a a bed of her own, a little fridge full of her favorite treats, an exercise wheel, and any lewd toy she could ever want. When I'm done with her she'll be the perfect soft maus wife, fit for raising all the daughterus you could imagine!
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>>14322891
>implying I'm Alp
I don't think I've ever been this insulted in my life.
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>>14322911
I'm pretty sure Alp was the maussniffer, was I wrong?
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>>14322863
>>14322892
One fucking creepy-ass story. Dream gets longer and longer each night, to the point that the guy can't tell which reality is which; his mind warps to such a point that his body mutates into some twisted...thing, before finally crumbling away to dust.

>>14322885
>>14322899
Was also adapted into the first episode of Justice League Unlimited.

See also; an SCP Entry which takes the form of a journal. When written in, the user will be met with a vision of an entity, who will then craft for them a dream world based on what they write. Or something thereabouts. Been a while since I read it.
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>>14322887
I liked it keep it up dude
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>>14322921
I think I know what you're talking about. It was a pair of ends for a book shelf that would take any book placed in between them and suck it's subject into an alternate world.

Naturally, they tried to use it to kill 682. Naturally, it failed.
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>>14322929
Nah, that's a different thing.
Though I think they actually used both in that experiment? Like, using the Dream Journal in the Book Ends to enhance the effect or something.
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>>14322887
Awesome story.
I need to learn how to do fight scenes better.
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>>14322435
horse auntie
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>>14322972
oops, fixed a few lines
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>>14322979
Would let her give me rides to school
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>>14322979
>No frontgina
0/10

More seriously I enjoy your art, have you tried some other colors than gray? Maybe sepia brown?
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>>14322938
Are you thinking of the "a hero is born" one?
That guy seems really nice.
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>>14322982
O-oh my

>>14322991
Thanks! I'm glad you like. And yeah, I do use other colors too but I prefer to stick with greyscale for practice/fun. It helps to keep things simple imo.
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>>14323012
Yeah, that sounds more correct.

And yes, he was. Got so depressed after the one guy killed himself...
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>>14322887
Pretty cute story. Well done fight, lewd and lovely...love scene, nice work overall.

I am reminded further still that I've my own Dragoon Tale to be working on...
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>>14321743
Yes.
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>>>/tg/43505093
Meanwhile in filthy xenophile land...
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>>14323079
>xenophile land
Made me think about Xenomorph monster girls
>tfw no hive of sneaky killing machine daughterus
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>>14322163
http://mgbooru.net/
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>>14323107
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>>14323112
That's MGU's one and it's barely ever updated, there's stuff on the front page from almost a year ago.
>>
>Be wizard
>All the MG sluts want a piece of me
>Too busy studying magic for any of that
>Shitposting in sorcery forums when a guy tells me to fight him IRL
>We agree on a time and place
>At night on a cliff at sea shore
>Go there in my most majestic robe
>He cheeses the victory with an illusion spell
>He casts silence and ethereal chains on me
>Unable to move or cast spells I prepare myself for the worst
>He simply calls me a faggot and leaves
>Have to wait for his spells to wear off
>A while later someone comes to my rescue
>It's a MG, some weird kind of purple Scylla with glowing tentacles on her upper body
>She asks me if I need help
>Tell her to fuck off
>She pats my head and say that there is no need to be rude
>Shout that she's just a dumb bitch and that if she keeps touching me, I'll cast a fireball in her face
>She smiles and closes her eyes
>One of her upper tentacles goes up my ear
>...
>What am I doing here? Why can't I move?
>I'm late for my night shift as a man-whore
>Beg the beautiful MG in front of me to rape me so I can reach my daily quota of 12 hours of sex

Remember kids, be kind to Mindflayers
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>>14323147
Looks like wisdom and charisma were your dump stats.
No worries, she can rewrite that.
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>>14323147
>>Beg the beautiful MG in front of me to rape me so I can reach my daily quota of 12 hours of sex
Keked.
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The deadest
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>>14323147
>>Be wizard
>not knowing about mindflayers.
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>>14323211
What's that? Undead hellhounds?
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>>14323211
I want to give her a sensual massage to loosen her up.
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>>14322887
I really enjoyed that. Nice job, mate.
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>>14323211
I've seen deader.
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>>14323225
Happy ending?
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>>14323230
I bet she's a pettanko
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>>14323230
I want to steal a skeleton's tibia and watch her chase after me on one leg
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>>14323242
If you really want to have fun you should tickle her funny bone.
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>>14323231
The happiest.
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>>14323252
I'll tickle her with my funny bone, if you catch my drift.
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>>14323147
Get out of here with your propaganda filthy brainsucker.
Everyone knows the first thing a wizard learns is to ward and protect his mind!

Not everyone knows that wizards prefer to do so with itch powder wards.
That happen to stay in effect for an entire year and easily spreads out.

Now be a good lad and invest in a proper familiar instead. They make good assistants.
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>>14323230
Skeleton Archer-chan, where is your lower jaw?
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>>14322913
If you actually paid attention, you would know Alp was one of FIVE maussniffers.
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>>14322833
>schlicking at the breakfast table
Bad Anubis, bad!
>>
>you will never fend off hordes of monstergirls with rocket propelled dildos and other militarized sex toy weaponry

why even live?
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>>14323270
Familiars are definitely great assistants but they require too much recharging

Not every wizard has the time to fill them up with spirit energy on a daily basis
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>>14323300
Wouldn't a source of free sex toys be attractive to them?
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>>14323307
They aren't after the toys. And they're already coming for you.

Dibs on the anal bead bolas
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>>14323313
Fine, I'll just grab a double-ender and see if I can make a Hellhound and an Ushi try to rape each other.
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>>14323304
Would a Lich keep a Familiar, or an Igor?
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>>14323325
>Have a Lich wife
>Accompany her to a magic convention
>She meets some of her old friends
>They ask who you are
>"Don't mind him, he's just my assistant, Igor"
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>>14323340
>gotta walk with a limp and talk with a lisp now
She knows I don't like those meetings, so she came up with a fun game for me to play. Perfect.
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>>14323349
Don't forget to suddenly appear behind people.
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>>14323351
I don't actually know how to do that though.
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>>14323352
Well learn.
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>>14323340
>"H-hey everyone how are y-"
>lich gives you a swift elbow in the ribs
>"I mean *cough* how may I serve you, masters?"
>lich pouts and gives you a SECRET LICH HAND SIGNAL
>you give her an apologetic look and tilt foward a bit, faking a hump
>her friends gasp, clearly impressed by your little act
>congratulate her on such a handsome thrall
>when they turn around she gives you a little peck on the lips and grabs your hand, taking you deeper into Arcanecon 2015
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>>14322553
What is the challenge level for an encounter with 15 Alps? Would a party of 5 faceless grey bald guys be able to keep up with them?
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>>14323355
>Arcanecon 2015
>not Illusioncon 2015
I'm telling you, it's so good last year nobody could find it!
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>>14323360
>15 Alps
>"E-excuse me, sir?"
>"Ask them if they wanna fuck!"
>"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
>"Y-you ask them!"
>"Is my hair okay?"
Yes. Yes you could.
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>>14323360
Depends, do the bald guys have rope? If so they might have a chance. Otherwise they might be too much cocksleeve for 5 men to handle
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>>14322584
Use sweettalking and bribes to recruit a bunch of different girls, have them beat up other girls, and use magic to combine them into stronger girls until I have a party capable of fighting even the gods.
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>>14322024
>>14322050
How many threads ago was this

Links? For tomboy and yandderes?
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I want all monstergirls to go GAAAAAOOOOOOOO!
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How you like your bieyes senpai?
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>>14322584
>Steal ink and parchment
>Write dumb shit like 'get rekt fgt'
>Sell on the streets as talismans and ancient spells and parchments whilst wearing concealing clothes
>Buy supplies with the money and set out to find the nearest single Wight.
>???
>Get waifu
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>>14322584

I'm going to improve my physique by doing the following everyday for three years before going adventuring.

>100 Push-ups
>100 Sit-ups
>100 Squats
>Run 10k
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>>14321810
Interesting and well rendered clothing improves image quality significantly.
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>>14323473
Can Saitama defeat the Demon Lord?
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>>14323480
Doesn't it?
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>>14323491
He can defeat anything. Putting him in the MGE world would be the best way to achieve balance:
>One Punch the Chief God
>One Punch the Demon Lord
>No extremist gods
>unity is finally possible
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>>14323539
Yes but he probably wouldn't want to.
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>>14322584
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444323356178.webm
This minus the military. I'd get over it soon enough, though.
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>>14322282
Are PallyYetiu wanted in human kingdoms?

You know...for what they did.
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>>14323590
What's that from anyway?
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>>14323608
The Mist, 2007 film. Go watch it before you read anything else about it.
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>>14323539
Why am I thinking about Elves looking at this picture? Why do I want to see an Elf wearing this shit? What do I like about this so much?
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>>14323616
Ya got a case of Elfitis son.
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Moo~
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Falling asleep as a monstergirl rides you can't be good for their self esteem.
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>>14323375
http://i.imgur.com/LwvSSRz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/q3guumf.png
http://i.imgur.com/6Kj79rs.png
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>>14323637
I'm going to touch the c...

>Nipple ring

No thanks.
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>>14323300
You and I are friends now.
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>>14323652
You male tears son?
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>>14321827
Bunny girl looks fine.
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>>14323662
I don't live in an adobe mud-hut and chant my ungba-bungas to the goddess of floppytits and lip-plates, so the concept of piercings are disgusting to me.
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Is there anything better than a nice cute zombie?
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>>14323710
Yes. A nice cute girl that is still alive
>>
>you will never be the president of a predominantly human country
>you will never contemplate the final days of the conflict with a neighbouring MG-dominated regional hegemon
>you will never feel their armored vehicles smash through the gates of your official residence
>you will never hear your paladin guards subdued as they storm your office
>you will never be compelled to sign an instrument of surrender
>you will never be installed as leader of a puppet government by the invaders
>you will never see your nation's cherished, long-standing institutions subverted to the objectives of monster girls
>you will never supervise the complete reorganizations and assimilation of your society to their values
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>>14323717
Indeed we shall never!
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>>14323725
>that hand gesture
kek
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>>14323728
Its the English equivalent of a middle finger. Churchill was pretty cool, being so defiant against such poor odds.
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>>14323739
I know, it's just I've only ever seen him give V for Victory, not fuck off
>Churchill was pretty cool
as many times he was cool, he was also a massive cunt
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>>14322282
What crime could this harmless little yeti have possibly committed?
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>>14323749
Yeah, in England he's remembered as the guy who told the Nazis to fuck off, but the more you read up on him the less inspirational he becomes.
Its the same with any national hero though.
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>>14323750
She's a serial hugger
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>>14323753
Yeah, I'm reading about all the shit he did to Greece in 1944, it's pretty fucked up
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>>14322584
>Travel to dank cave or other suitable Gazer habitat
>Find a spot with good acoustics and shout about how much I enjoy bullying mono-eyes
>Await appearance of the mean, arrogant one
>Challenge her to a staring contest
>Lose
>GOOD END
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>>14323799
c u c k pls go
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>>14323799
It's fine as it is, with hugirls.
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>>14322584
Join the Order or any other organization like that. Git gud so I can avoid being husbando'd by other monstergirl than my waifu and then submit to her.

>>14323799
Fuck off.
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>>14321900
Sandworms are the best waifus for the desert.
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>>14323717
>MGs are making their way to the palace
>their invasion of the island seems a complete sucess
>they even got to the papaya fields, the bitches
>they kick the door to the office, their leader already dripping with excitement for what's to come
>she leaps over the desk and onto the chair
>only to find a cleverly disguised monkey strapped to it
>penultimo triggers the remote explosives hidden in the room, blowing the whores to pieces
>the "democracy defense force" slaughters those outside the palace, taking a few islanders down just to make sure they get their bonus
>El Presidente grabs a cup of coffee, 100% hand picked by underpaid immigrants
>"Don't worry, el Presidente is here!"
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>>14323854
He has my vote!

Especially with those guns pointed at me!
>>
We are unusually dead for a Saturday
>>
>The Ghandarva next door won't stop playing sad songs at night
>It's been already a month since she started doing that
>Go to confront her about it
>She welcomes you inside her home
>Her apartment is very messy, trash and clothes littered everywhere
>Somehow it still smells good inside, a smell reminiscent of love
>She makes room on the couch and tells you to wait
>A few minutes later she comes back with a platter full of tea, coffee and biscuits
>She place it on the table and sits on the couch, right next to you
>Looking at you with glittering eyes she asks the reason for your visit
>Tell her it's to complain about the nocturnal noise
>She begins crying and explains that she recently had her 30th birthday, that she is still alone and that playing songs is her only outlet

What do?
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>>14323939
Try to figure out how a handless creature makes tea and biscuits or sets all that stuff on a platter. Pretty sure she plays her lute with her feet too.
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>>14323939
>Lady, go on a dating service, or maybe play at a gig somewhere. There are people in this neighborhood who need sleep. Kids, old folks. If you're gonna have a pity party for yourself don't disturb other people with it.
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>>14323939
get her some coffeehouse gigs
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>>14323944
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>>14323939
Bring some chill music and crash at her house
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>>14323939
What the fuck does love smell like?
>what do?
Be her wingman. Ghardavas are okay and I love their colors but they don't do anything for me.
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>>14323939
Well shit, why didn't she just say so? I'd be her boyfriend.
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>>14323939
Tell her to buy a pet dog or cat
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>>14323951
But that anatomy is terrible anon. And foldy hidy hands would never be covered up that way.

Besides, you can see Gbird has claws in the profile. They're just useless big spikes with no fingers.
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*spooky moth noises*
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>>14323960
>What the fuck does love smell like?

Love smells like your waifu
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>>14323973
Best moth
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>>14323909
Indeed we are. I'm not sure if this is a bad thing though, most weekends are shitposter central.
>>
I hope you guys are fattening your harpies to get them scared you're going to eat them for Thanksgiving!
Then give them a turkey dinner and have them worry over nothing!
then let her harpy intelligence allow her to forget so you can do it again the following year
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>>14323939
>smell reminiscent of love
U Wot M8?

How does a monstergirl reach 30 alone anyway? Shortage of guys?
I'll be there myself soon and its not so bad, most guys I know have been screwed up hard by relationships.
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>>14323999
Not all harpies are dumb you racist!
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>>14323999
What if my harpy is a Jubjub?
She already has problems flying as is, I don't want her weight to become an handicap
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>>14323939
Single this song
Laugh
Go to sleep
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>>14323994

Just enjoy the calm while it lasts.
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>>14323968
Go boot up Tera and go look at the Bird Champion guys in Sylvanoth then.
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>>14324015
The only not dumb harpy species are Owl girls. Sorry pal, every other harpy is a bird brain
>>14324035
Just tell her her Jubs will Jub more with the extra weight and she'll focus on giving you a tit rub instead of flying.
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>>14323989
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>>14323939
Tell her to stop whining and just come over when she is feeling lonely, we can watch movies together and other stuff.
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>>14324069
>implying crow girls and raven girls are stupid
>implying african grey parrot girls are stupid
Nigga pls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o

>Demon World Boars can become 'True Monsters' if you treat them well enough
>Thereby turning into a waifu
>MFW they turn into Dire P'Orcs with tusks jutting out of their lower lips
>Who faun over their Master/Husbando to the point of obsession
>MFW the oils that'd normally make their flesh soft and supple after death affects them during arousal
>Making them go from strongfat to P'Orc levels of HEALTH
>MFW that musky as fuck boar mane
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>>14324069
>Crow Tengu's are bird brains
>All of them literally write history for towns and who is and isn't evil

Anon, plz.
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>>14324069
>Owl girls
>Not one of the dumbest species of harpies.
>Implying crow tengus and crow-girls aren't the smartest of harpies subspecies.
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>>14324099
>getting blackmailed into marriage by the village Crow Tengu by threatening to record you into history as a total loser
>getting blackmailed into sounding by the village Crow Tengu by threatening to record you as a cheater
Life is eventful when a nerd bird girl has the awkward hots for you. Even more so if you love her to begin with but she just can't read the mood and thinks she needs to rape you.
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>>14324069
Already hard at work.
Going to have the biggest bird to serve up this holiday.
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>>14324114
But how can you love a nerd bird girl?
She's a nerd and on top of that she probably wants to try some freaky stuff!
What will you do when she asks you to hold hands lovingly?
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>>14324094
You fucking wish, animals that monsterize are kettoshi, like cu and cait. Boars are food. Not pets or waifus.
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>>14324094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvwExO4XAfg

If you link something unrelated to your post I can to!

>>14324114
Harpies a best.
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>>14324127
Slap that bitch because she doesn't have hands.
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>>14324114
>sounding
And this rape just turned into a murder.
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>>14324127
Let her wrap her big, black, fluffy wings around me from behind and hold her wingtips.
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>>14324127
I'd do all of those things and love her back.

>>14324134
Now she's upset because you hit her and told her she can't do the things the heroines in the romance stories she reads do.
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>>14324144
Can I explain to her why I'm completely adverse to her sticking a metal rod down my dickhole?
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>>14324146
Sorry, meant to quote >>14324133
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>>14324144
>heroines
>sticking things inside my dickhole is romantic
Fuck this, the entire village has to go.
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>>14324147
Oh WOW, that's a misfire if I've ever seen one.
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>>14324149
Hey, it's their rich and ancient culture. Don't be racist!
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>>14324149
Dynamite is the preferred way of destroying a crow roost, true fact.
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>>14324155
>culture
So is clitoral mutilation and circumcision. No thanks.
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>>14324149
>>14324155
>>14324156
Guys there's been a misunderstanding.
He meant to reply to this post >>14324133
It's not sounding her romance heroines did, it was hand-holding.
Let's not let this spiral out of control.
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>>14324155
Would you get subcised in order to marry a brown Polynesian Mermaid?
>>
>You will never see a spider girl hold her daughter like this
Also I feel jumping spider girls would be the kawaiist motherfuckers.
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>>14324161
What is subcised?
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>>14324165
It's when they cut you a new peehole at the base right above your balls.
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>>14324165
All I could find with google is pretty much a treatment to repair scars or something like that.
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>>14324166
WHAT. THE FUCK. FOR?
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>>14324169
Maybe it makes pissing more convenient or something like that.
>>
I want the adventures of Bob Ross in MGE

>Maybe, in our world, there lives a happy little dryad.
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>>14324156
Sounds both cool and extreme. Why dynamite? They keep rebuilding the nest unless you fuck up the place completely?
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>>14324169
So you have a harder time knocking up the old dude chief's 20 teenage wives when you have no hope of ever getting married.
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http://pastebin.com/ThW3gLki

A short made to get something off my mind while I work on something bigger. If you don't like women saying mean things to you even if they turn around soon afterwards then you should skip this one.

Also, in my quest to improve my pacing, I'd like to ask about how I use description in my writing. Am I doing too little? Too much? Do you ever find yourself going "What's going on; I'm confused," or "What's going on; you've spent a paragraph talking about something I don't care about?" Please give me your feedback, because it always helps.
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>>14324174
Explosives without compression don't actually do that much damage. The shockwave kills the birds without harming the tree. It was used for roosts where you had murders of hundreds and hundreds of birds. Bonus, doesn't destroy the meat either. Crow tastes pretty terrible though.
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>>14324129
Fuck you I'll turn her into my waifu. It worked for Thrall.
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>>14324177
>spoiler
Meh
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>>14324163
I agree with jumping spiders being kawaii as hell. I also think that jumping spiders are the only spiders that I find adorable and cute. If I could, Love to ask out and date a jumping spider girl.
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>>14324163
I hate spiders, but have to admit that particular species looks cute. If all spiders looked like that I wouldn't have an issue with them.
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>>14324177
>http://pastebin.com/ThW3gLki
>she's a bitch
>but she's not
>But she really is
I'm confused. I thought one of the points of monstergirls is that there are no fucking headgames.
>inb4 mindflayer joke
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>>14324183
No, fuck you furfag.
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>>14324193
>They all turn into furries
>When a Manticore used to literally be a lion with a human head

Fuck off.
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>>14324177
>A vampire literally getting drunk on blood
I love the concept. Nice work.
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>>14324195
Read the guide you piece of shit. Every monsters was beastlike, but the mana of the demon lord made them what they are today, however, the mana of monsters that just floats around is not enough to replicate that change in animals. So you are a fucking furfag, YOU fuck off.
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>>14324193
>>14324195
Am I the only one who laughs out loud when a stupid argument like this happens in here?

You guys are ridiculous.
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>>14324204
And the fence sitter just showed up, we full circle.
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>>14324094
It would probably work if you fuck demon beast long enough
Are you man enough to create a new species of MGs with the power of the Dick?
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>>14324177
It's always good to see more vampire stuff.
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>>14324204
The guy calling him a furfag is right though, pure animals in KC land go furry or stay animals when exposed to DE. He's just abrasive about it.
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>>14324211
>if you fuck a demon beast
I want the bestialityfags to leave.
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>>14324177
Yeah I got some advice for you read your hotel California thing, never include futa, or monsterboys anywhere, not even as a fucking joke.
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>>14324202
Shut up, Salt-kun. Not everybody goes by the book when it comes to KC's lore. So sorry that you're so insecure that you probably don't even like Matangos or Beelzebub when they're perfectly fine.
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>>14324228
>salt
>insecure
Spotted the shitposting furfag.
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>>14324228
>muh headcanon
Should have just said that. Still >>14324215
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>>14324215
It worked for Tentacles, which used to be plants until the demon lord came and committed mass genocide until the tentacles became good monster girls. Drop a Dark Matter on a demon beast, or fuck, even a cait sith, they'll lose the fucking fur and become significantly less shit.
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>>14324235
Yeah, and I don't have a problem with Cu or Cait Sith because they're probably so uncommon the chance of you running into one is like a million-to-one.

Stay salty, Lot's Wife.
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>>14324177
I liked it. The haughty bitch thing won't go down well with everyone, but that's what vampires are supposed to be anyway. Its nice to see some old style stories after the recent influx of moe stuff anyway.
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>>14324239
The demon lord did that, not some run of the mill monster and certainly not just some guy with his spirit energy.
>>>/furaffinity/
>>>/b/
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>>14324235
Nice deflection, saltfag.
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>>14324215
I want to gain monstergirls from breeding Human girls with plain monsters.
>Paladin x pig = Orc
>Paladin x wolf = Werewolf
>Paladin x demon = Succubus
and so on.
>>
Don't bite the bait kids.
.
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>>14324256
You'd think the use of the boogeyman meme would be enough of a giveaway, but alas...
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I'm a bad guy!
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>>14323854
Long live el Presidente.
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>>14324245
Do you have autism?
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>>14324251
Succubi don't work that way. They're manifestations of Lust. Demons on the other hand could work that way.
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>>14324251
I want to run a keep and fill it with traps, slimes, poisons, and cursed items to fill it with monster girls, and whatever husbands they may have, using the adventurers who try to break into it.
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>>14324266
Anyone who thinks saltfag isn't real and isn't the worst thing in these thread despite him being right there in front of them in plain sight is a bigger problem than saltfag.

So, what I'm saying is, you're waifu a shit, kill yourself.
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>>14324279
Saltfag is real, but even if this guy is saltfag I agree with his stance of BESTI-FUCKIN'-ALITY.
That shit's fucked up /d/ tier garbage.
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>>14324279
>missing the point completely
Well, you tried.
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>>14324177
That was nice

As for your usage of descriptions, there is too many factors to take into account to give a simple advice

>Do you ever find yourself going "What's going on; I'm confused,"
Not at all

>or "What's going on; you've spent a paragraph talking about something I don't care about?"
Neither, and even if I did you'd probably have a good reason to have it there

>"What the flapping fuck just happened!?"
It's a small detail but you should avoid using "!?" or "?!", it's seen as a bad habit

I like your formatting, especially the way you present dialogue and that's about all I have to say about this story, looking forward to your next piece
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>>14324284
You don't seem to realize that enough mamano mana or the Demon Lord getting bored could create new species.
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>>14324286
>Wedding earrings for harpies
Oh shit, that's adorable.
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>>14324286
I want to be proposed to by an amazon so I can kick the ring three streets over, flip her off and fuck off into the night.
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>>14321721
Have there been no new additions since the furry one?
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>>14324267
Am I just as bad if I want to make daughterus with her and teach them the serial hugging trade?
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>>14324300
Anon that's not how they propose to you, if you're getting a ring you're already theirs and have been for a while.
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>>14324300
your the worse
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>>14324302
Correct. Do we know who is was that spammed KC with guro after he revealed cu sith? I mean, was it the nips, americans, MGU?
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>>14324305
Fuck you amazon, you're not the boss of me and never will be.
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>>14324300
You're going to make her cry.
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>>14324308
I've heard it was someone from here, actually.
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>>14324308
Obviously we did it.
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>>14324302
Yes, because fucking salt-kun or other faggots spammed guro at KC.
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>>14324300
I want a hellhound to surprise me with a collar so I can throw her from a building!
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>>14324311
Then you better find yourself another monstergirl or at least stay away from the jungles.
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>>14324308
it was probably the yurifags that did it.
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>>14324320
As expected of salt-kun. Did you know he did 9/11 and the holocaust too? Guy gets around.
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>>14324322
You see this? This is a dick, which means I am lord and master of all I survey. I will go wherever I fucking please.

>>14324321
Did she die?
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>>14324317
From where?
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>>14324325
Well, it obviously wasn't saltfag.
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>>14324329
K
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>>14324329
I'd assume so.
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>>14324325
Nah, it doesn't seem like something they'd do. Not for the Cu Sith anyway.
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I want to corrupt an angel.
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>>14324320
That guy doesn't have the balls though.
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>>14324339
>executioner's sword
Who is this?
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>>14324289
Thank you. I'll keep that !? stuff in mind. After reading through a rather intense scene in one of the novels on my shelf, I did notice that, even when the character was extremely shaken, his shouted questions always ended in a question mark and nothing else. Thanks for the heads up and the encouragement.

>>14324225
Sure thing, officer.

>>14324213
>>14324196
>>14324190
>>14324184
And a thanks to all of you as well.
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>>14324339
What a cutie. I'd love to have standing clothed sex with her in that elaborate number.
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>>14324342
Huh, sounds a lot like this guy >>14324329.
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>>14324338
But who else could have done it? Those guys are so mean, and they're so generally terrible and cancerous, and they're responsible so many other things, it couldn't possibly be anyone else! They must be responsible for this too!
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>>14324321
kek. That was a great post.
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>>14324352
Laying it on a bit too thick there anon.

Believe me I know, some of them are crazy and say this as a person who likes Yuri. They'll do some crazy shit, but this is one of those times where they probably didn't.
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>>14324342
My god, what a whiny bitch he is.
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>>14324339
>brown skin

already corrupted
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>>14324321

>>14324351

Like this guy you mean.
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>>14324321
I want a manticore to stalk me as I walk about, going down a dark alley like the good happy meal I am, feeling her get closer and closer, getting ready to pounce, only to be taken down by a crack team of monster hunters. While she's out they cut off her tailpussy and cauterize the wound. She'll wake up tied up, anesthetized, but aware enough to see me slip on her tailpussy like a sock and fuck her actual vagina with it.
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>>14324321
>>14324329
>>14324337
>Anon throws a Hellhound off a building
>The impact is so violent she dies on the spot
>He walks toward the the staircase when a huge fiery gate appears in front of him
>The same Hellhound that just died comes out of it
>"I'm gonna make you regret doing that, kid" She says with a huge grin

Don't mess with the guardian of Hell
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Today I will perform science of the highest magnitude!
I shall create a dragon made from the DNA of ALL dragon species!
The strength of a wurm!
The intelligence of a ryu!
The lewdness of a jabberwock!
And the elemental breaths of all cromatics!
She'll be the greatest creation yet!
I will name her Anne.
That sounds like a good name.
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>>14324329
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>>14324339
With what kind of methods?
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>>14324351
>>14324362
I wouldn't be surprised if they're the same guy.
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>>14324329
>This is a dick, which means I am lord and master of all I survey. I will go wherever I fucking please.

So all she's gotta do it cut it off?
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>>14324347
>officer
Or, be a passive aggressive bitch, ignore what is pretty much an ironclad rule in these parts and become bob 4.0.
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>>14324362
I was referencing a greentext asshole, not shitposting.
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>>14324362
Meh, maybe he is both, he likes to samefag a lot.
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>>14324373
IF I CHOP IT OFF, WILL YOU DIE
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>>14324371
True love.
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>All these degenerates wanting to do horrible things to girls proposing

The Tanuki Empire finds your actions unacceptable.

The Anonymous Legions will find war on their doorstep this day, and soon they will properly treat monster girls with respect thanks to our help.
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>>14324375
Calm down salty guy.
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>>14324327
I'm pretty sure Salt-kun can be referred to as any faggot who's vocal enough to complain about people having different tastes. So yes.
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>>14324279
The problem is the thread immediately calls anyone they disagree with "salt-kun", making it the boogeyman its become. It doesn't matter if there was this one troll who gained that name once, the fact the term is being used to paint random anons as being some single shitposter is retarded. I honestly wonder if commercial anon thought this one up, because grouping a group of angry anons together and claiming they're one guy was his M.O.
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>>14324366
>hellhounds get respawns
I don't think so Tim.
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>>14324378
Don't worry, you need it to fulfill your role as husband.
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>>14324384
So now you guys don't even deny boogeymanning.

Wow.
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>>14324381
We're less a legion and more a loose confederacy.
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>>14324383
No, I'm dead serious. I just got on and now there's like three kids thinking I'm our resident shitposter.
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>>14324373
>monstergirls chopping off dicks
Found the wurm. Or the MGQ/violated hero degenerate.
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>>14324392
It's not boogeymanning if it's true? People bitch and moan about everything and there are several namefags who stir shit because they can.
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>>14324381
>Jewnukis declaring war on everybody because there's a few faggots
Gee what a surprise.
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>>14324387
Yeah it's a pretty dumb idea

I just love the idea that Hellhounds can jump in and out of Hell freely
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>>14324385
Salt-kun isn't an individual, it never really was; its a state of being.

If you act like salt-kun, you are salt-kun, because salt-kun is nothing else but the behavior that spawned the boogeyman in the first place.
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>>14324396
Exactly, this is the problem. Certain people here can't comprehend more than one person not liking what they like, so they made this childish term they call anyone who argues with them.
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>>14324402
Look, I'll make this simple for you:
If you accuse someone of being saltguy, even though all you had to go on was that he said something you don't like, you're a faggot.
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There's a lot of aggression floating around here. Why don't we all calm down with a nice oppai loli?
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>>14324408
>>14324410
Finally, some common fucking sense
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>>14324406
I really hope this is sarcasm.
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>>14324381
Gas the jewnukis
Race war now
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>>14324415
I want to breed oppai loli wurms.
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>>14324418
Oh my gawd, is that sniper?
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>>14324410
Except if you're salty enough to bitch at somebody because their tastes are different than yours and make it a point to stir up a shitstorm because you can't handle people not liking your XD SO ESPECIAL SNOWFLAKE breed of Monster Girl, you're a colossal faggot that deserves to be Salt-kun. Not everybody wants to only talk about the same 20 something MGs every thread.
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>>14324408
One thing is disliking something and another thing is acting like a retard like >>14324342.
>Certain people here can't comprehend more than one person not liking what they like
This can be aplied to yuri, futa, pegging, vore, etc you know?
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>>14324422
>Not recognizing Ben Garrison, our lord and savior.
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>>14324415
I demand hips on my oppail lolis.
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>>14324406
You could've just said: "I want to call people I disagree with a particular name to discredit them instead of actually arguing"
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just a reminder I hate all of you
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>>14324381
I've always wanted a coonskin cap.
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>>14324424
I'm not even gonna bother retorting that.
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>>14324381
Does someone want to stay in the Meese room?
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>>14324436
Shut up soap dropper. You got fucking schooled by high school kids, you're a joke, you're a villain on Scooby doo.
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How about we just all take a step back and think about a night of tender cuddlesex with the waifu?
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>>14324431
Your wish is granted.
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>>14324424
So most of the thread then?
This thread has had people like that before the move, yet this idiotic playground name is a new development. I think I hate the moron who coined the term as much as the shitposters at this point, its that obnoxious.
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>>14324381
I imagine this is the face she'd make if I asked to wear a little black mask.
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>>14324415
thank you for the oppai loli, oppai-sabbath is proud to have your member
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>>14324453
It's better to identify the faggots than let them go unnamed. I mean shit, I'd called every passive aggressive cunt who defends their special snowflakes a certain name but that'd just stir up even more shit.
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>>14324408
How do you "argue" against someone like this? The only thing you must do is report and ignore.
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>>14324468
>and ignore
This is it. We've had a shitload of shitposters get tired and stop posting when people just stopped responding to them. Do it now.
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>>14324449
Is it still tender cuddlesex if I drink a potion of titanic growth to make my penis ridiculously large?
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>>14324451
Anon, that's a shortstack.
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>>14324468
Yeah, the examples in your post are the work of a complete faggot or faggots. But by naming them you're not only giving them more attention but you're also making an annoying series of shitposts yourself.
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>>14324463
>It's better to identify the faggots than let them go unnamed
>on an anonymous image board
Or you could not try and say everybody is one person regardless of whether they are or not.
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>>14324476
>Cuddlesex with oversized hentai penis
That's mindbreak sex. The goal isn't to split them in half. It's about intimacy.
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>>14324463
>It's better to identify the faggots than let them go unnamed

How about ignoring them in the first place so they get bored?
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>>14324451
If you stop to look at this picture, those thighs are too thick. Like obese thick. I know it's an arstyle thing but, quality mang.
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>>14324415
But then I woulnd't be able to calm down even less.
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>>14324485
Mamono Mana. I will watch her belly bulge as I beat her tummy from the inside with my turgid goo cannon and no one will stop me.

>big dick is always mindbreak sex
You need to read some mizuryuu kei
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>>14324468
Jesus, this is plain shitposting.
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>>14324476
Yes, she can cuddle with your oversized cock and give you oral, paizuri, handjobs and thigh fucking all once.Your cock is her daki.
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>>14324451
Also, hips anon, HIPS.
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>>14324449
I'd love to cuddle with a dire, 8 foot tall werewolf.
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>>14324497
This is the argument. We have a shitposting problem, and it is undeniable. The problem is people are giving these people attention with silly nicknames and even assuming its one poster for reasons I can't even begin to comprehend. I'd be with them on this if it wasn't for people posting screencaps time and time again disproving the whole "one man" theory.
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You guys realize you could be talking about monstergirls instead of shitposters?
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>>14324449
Fuck you, tigers on crack fucking is where it's at.
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>>14324507
That is a dangerously tiny bikini. Like, I seriously thought someone had fucked up and posted nudes.
Unf. Tiny swimsuits get me going.

And what the fuck is she? She has knife ears, fox ears, and a tail.
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>>14324507
>elf ears
>fox tails and ears
Damn this ketamine is strong.
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>>14324507
Is that some form of foxelf?

You may have created the lewdest creature known to man.
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>>14324449
>tender cuddlesex with a Hellhound
>Leglocking, cheek nuzzling, tender loving cuddlesex with a Hellhound where you're so close you can feel her chest rise with every breath.
Yes.
A million times yes.
Of all my fetishes, Intimacy is my favorite by far.
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>>14324521
Now we're talking.
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>>14324449

That's what I want with a Kejourou. The two of us cocooned in her hair and brought close together. Just cut off from everything for awhile as we both enjoy the closeness.
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>>14324508
I also want this, friend.
I want to to be cuddled tightly up to a massive tomboy werewolf in the middle of a storm.
I want to feel her pawpads against the back of my neck
I want her to affectionately lick me like her pup
I want her to gently push me onto the bed and then we'll make slow, passionate love to each other
I want to hear the rain pattering against the glass outside and feel completely safe
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>>14324525
>>14324526
Korea strong.
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>>14324509
I'm talking about the posts in that pic, you know? And I think those posts are from the same guy, although I don't remember that thread that much. Whatever, people should report and ignore.
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>>14324537
>Korean foxgirl
I like my liver thank you very much. Can live without my pelvis but not my liver.
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>>14324308
>>14324320
Oh. First Ive heard of this i thought the dude just burned himself out by constantly making so many new MG's and was on break.
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>>14324530
How little do you think you could get away with wearing on a MG beach? I'm pretty sure most beaches would kick you out for wearing something like that, but a MG? Would there be girls wearing nothing but pasties for a swimsuit?
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>>14324449
I think about it everyday though.
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>>14324542
Some on, just a nibble? It's grow back...
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I want to go swimming in the ocean with mermaids!
I want one of them to tug off my pants in a lust crazed frenzy!
I want her to start laughing at my tiny dick!
I want the others to dive underwater so I can't see them laughing too!
I want to see the bubbles rising from each of them as they fall into fits of laughter under the waves!
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>>14324521
Unf, Dayum. Can't imagine how good it would feel to let your palm dimple her flesh. All that slick juice flowing around your hand as you massage her body, before losing yourself to impulse and just hugging her close with a squelch. I bet she's wearing bridal gauntlets too. Brown girls are godly. Wet brown girls are heaven. Soft, wet, and brown girls are perfection.
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>>14324542
Do you prefer this?
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>>14324546
> just burned himself out by constantly making so many new MG's and was on break.
That's what happened, he doesn't give a shit about the guro. About anything, bah.
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>>14324550
Holsts are love.
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>>14324555
>It'll grow back...
I don't think you understand how biology works.
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>>14324534
You are a man of impeccable taste.

After the tender lovemaking, just falling asleep on top of her, laying on her toned body, head between her breasts, and held close by her strong arms.
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>>14324557
Come on, dude. Try to at least show a little self-control.
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>>14324549
Finally I can wear an italian banana hammock.
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>>14324546
Part of it was because he didn't have enough time before the next Comiket and the rest was because of faggots from either here or MGU spamming guro at him.

Because there's totally not a kemono community in Japan and totally not because KC shouldn't give a fuck what half the entitled shitmongers in here think.
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>>14322036
First look at colors
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>>14324549
Carnaval with monstergirls.
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>>14324573
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_regeneration
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>>14321743
Not in myth, but we left true to source material a looooooong time ago.
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>>14324546
>>14324568
That's not the reason

First he told us there'd be no girl for a week due to personal reasons

Then he announced that he couldn't make MGE II for winter comiket and had to change plans

Now he's focusing on a Chesire Cat H-manga
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>>14324582
Just gonna go full Urien with the banana speedo?
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>>14324581
Sister, you do know that girls have balls and they can get kicked and punched there if you know where to aim?
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>>14324609
Wut?
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>>14324529
Oddly yes. At least, after rough sexing her.
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>>14324619
Maybe he's a yurifag.
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>>14324592
Regardless of its ability to grow back, I would imagine that extreme pain would be involved in letting something "nibble" on a vital organ.

Not to mention internal bleeding and all that fun stuff. Basically, unless Korean foxes have similar abilities to Vampires, they're staying away from my innards.
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>>14324607
>Urien
Naw nigga you don't understand.

http://imgur.com/ZQaArQ0
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>>14324590
Stop right there! This is a no wocking zone!

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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>>14324622
Cuddlesex as a gentle cooldown after ferocious passionate rough sex is the best. Just panting in the afterglow, but both of you aren't done with each other yet.
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I want a Wyvern Onee-san.
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>>14324628
Why would you post that? Why would you even have that to upload you fucking faggot?
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>>14324628
There are things I could have gone my entire life without knowing they existed. This is one of them. Jesus Christ...
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>>14324623
You having a laugh?

>>14324619
I'm saying cunt elves get punched in the ovaries.
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>>14324626
Anon pls. It just tastes so good. She'll let you do anything to her in return. Do you want to fuck her armpits? No problem. Anal? You got it. Just please let her have a little taste...
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>>14324644
Oh please. You and I both know it won't stop at a "little taste."
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>>14324644
If she doesn't know what the hell she's doing, one little taste is the only taste she's going to get before realizing she killed her friend.
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>>14324629
>Eternal jailbait
>Needs a magic rock to be a dragon
>Otherwise she's just a runty, knife-eared idiot
Who is she to be lecturing on what kind of dragons are allowed here?
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>>14324638
I just googled it you bitch. You brought up the subject of wearing risqué stuff. you opened the link. You dare to test your luck once more? You dare?
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>>14324629
Nowi is cute.

Donnel is the best husband for her.
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>>14324653
Hey!

Nowi is a thousand years old, she's covered wars you know?
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>>14324650
>>14324652
That's only because you let her get desperate. You should let her have some regularly so she won't binge out when she gets some.
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>>14324655
Nah.
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>>14324654
>You brought up the subject of wearing risqué stuff
Except I didn't.
>you opened the link
Because usually people post cute girls not literal dicks.
>You dare to test your luck once more? You dare?
Yes.
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>>14324629
It's OK officer, I have a license to wock. I'm a professional Wockist.
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>>14324653
Maybe because she stays a Dragon after getting a husband instead of turning into a Female Lizard like MGE Dragons.

>>14324659
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>>14324657
>>14324644
>>14324555
NO!
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>>14324415
>arekishi's stuff will never be translated
suffering
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>>14324657
She should've lived on things like pig livers, just like Vampires have to learn to live on fake blood and undead need to live on spirit energy supplements.

Sounds like the local Lilim/Mindflayer/Ushi-Oni/whatever needs to be called to get her under control.
>>
>>14324662

MaMorgan x Nah is best romance
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>>14324644
What if I had my liver cloned?
Just had a bunch of clone livers floating around in tubes that I could carve up and feed to her whenever I wanted?
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>>14324659
Yes that's her daughters name. Very good.
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>>14324549
Well on the one hand they tend to prize lewdness above all else, on the other hand they dont seem to be big fans of doing it when a bunch of other people see them.
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>>14324631
I want to massage them while she sits on my lap.
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>>14324669
Medical science hasn't advanced that far, either she eats your only liver willingly, or she tries to eat it by force.
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>>14324652
>Being hospitalized after your childhood friend Koreafox has her first meal of liver and doesn't know when to stop
What lewd thing would you wring out of her as she sits crying at your bedside?
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>>14324676
What about magical science anon?
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>>14324680
I'd tell her to leave and never come back.
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>>14324680
Her life.
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>>14324655
>Simple country boy with a tin pot helmet
>Develops into a true hero with the luck of the gods
>Skilled enough to fight armed soldiers with a stick and win
>Fights legendary armies and eldritch horrors
>Marries & sires children with an almighty dragon
>Wields legendary blades old enough to have songs written about them
>Never leaves behind that dented tin pot
>Never lets anything go to his head
>Could have had anything after saving the world, but goes back to his little farm
Donnel is the hero we deserve
>>
I wonder if you can regrow eaten livers with momonga monga
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>>14324680
Aural or ocular, her call.
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>>14324681
That only involves sexual things, not life or death situations.
>>14324687
If mamo mana was involved they'd eat cum not livers.
>>
This is why we need paladins.
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>>14324689
That's only because monsters refuse to delve into the secrets of magic! I just need some test subjects, a lab, and the best equipment we can steal from the Sabbath, and I could start really getting down to business. Doppelganger potions? Bah! I could reverse engineer that into a potion that lets me make perfect copies of organs!
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>>14324685
>you will never live in a community of warrior farmers/shepherds and their monstergirl waifus
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>>14324656
A thousand years old, and yet her teenage daughter still has more common sense.
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>>14324619
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>>14324703
Best grill.

>>14324698
Her teenage daughter also has the same chest size.
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>>14324711
That would be a hell of an existential crisis. Looking at your mom, seeing that she looks the same as she did hundreds of years ago, and realizing that you're going to stop growing while you're 15.
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>>14324703
Tio is too perfect.
The fact that there are pretty much no doujins of EMG is surprising.
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>>14324694
Defeated Paladin-chan getting her liver eaten erotically when?
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>>14324703
>this will never be you
>you will never have a tall as fuck MG qt with a chest so ample you could drink your fill of mother's milk and still use them as pillows
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>>14324720
I don't think snuff is looked favorably upon here.

>>14324680
If I'm in the hospital because she didn't know when to stop, I'm probably dead soon, if not dead already. Would be one hell of a life lesson for her.
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>>14324720
>>>/gurochan/
And stay the fuck out.
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>>14324731
One day, anon. You just have to believe.
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>>14324720
I want to inject a captured paladin with Oomukade venom and fuck her silly.
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>>14324685
Fuck yeah.
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>>14324720
>>14324720
>Paladin-chan gets ousted by a Kumiho who's more than ten times her age
>Finds herself tied to a table by her wrists and ankles
>Kumiho's asking her if she knows of the legend of Prometheus, how every day an eagle would eat his liver, only for it to grow back each day
>Paladin-chan's sweating bullets as the Kumiho smirks, giving her ample lips a lick
>Tracing her long nails along the taut abdomen of her captive
"I wonder how yours will taste, little knightess?"
>Paladin-chan grits her teeth as the Kumiho picks up a knife and stabs downwards
>Instead of a bright flash of pain, there's the sound of the knife hitting porcelain
>The Kumiho's holding a plate of liver and onions, Paladin-chan's excruciatingly close to pissing herself
>Angrily asks the Kumiho why she's holding her captive instead of just killing her
"Ara? I haven't killed a man in over five-hundred years. I'd at least expect you to be learned of your own history, little girl."
"My true name's been lost to the annals of history, but you can just call me 'Okaa-san'."
>TFW slow corruption of adoptive mother Kumiho and Paladin-chan into her fox daughteru


Haaahahahaha.
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>>14324742
I want to treat a captured Paladin well and have her fall genuinely in love with me and marry me instead of going home when the war is over.
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>>14324745
Are love.
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>>14324746
I am alright with this.
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>>14324731

>She'll never look at you lovingly and slowly stroke your head as you drink her milk
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>>14324746
I must admit I did not see that coming.
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>>14324748
I want to travel with a Paladin before revealing that I'm allied with the Demon Lord and corrupt her.
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>>14324742
>a Paladin monsterizes herself into an Oomukade in order to wreck the shit out of the Dragon that her little brother eloped with
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>>14324746
This I can get behind.
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>>14324759
FUND IT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUND IT!
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>>14324758
I want to adventure with and slowly grow close and fall in love with a Paladin before revealing that I'm an infiltrator sent to kill her. I'd tell her I'm an incubus and ask for a kiss before she kills me. Joke's on her, though, if she willingly kisses me she falls and I've won.
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>>14324757
I may be a pity party faggot but even I know the limits of what the thread will accept.
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>>14324759
>The dragon still kicks her ass due to her not being used to her new body
>The once human Oomukade looks up with tears and frustration in her eyes, expecting the dragon to finish her
>Instead she finds her clothes torn off and thrown onto the bed
>"Y-you're not going to rape me, I know that monsters don't like girls"
>"Now where did you get that idea" the dragon says while licking her lips
>It's then that she pulls down the pants of the paladin's brother.
>"The three of us are going to have lots of fun tonight"
And that's how the Oomukade paladin became the couple's toy.
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>>14324759
>Oomuk beats dragon
Where did this come from.
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I want to show crucify every paladin corruption poster as a wedding gift to paladin chan so she knows she'll have lots of happy sons and daughters without being afraid of traitors and monsterizing.

Though I'm sure the effect will be ruined slightly by them all singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
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>>14324778
That's mean.
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>>14324777
>Ōmukade (大百足 or おおむかで, Ōmukade) is a very large centipede-like yokai that lives in the mountains near Lake Biwa. Some stories say that it's so large that dragons feared it.
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>>14324778
I want to crucify a Paladin-chan and rape her on the cross.
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>>14324782
I know. People who sing offkey so loudly should be shot.
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>>14324777
Nip mythology.
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>>14324787
No. It's mean to crucify people who want to remove shitty paladins.
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>>14324776
>incubized brother using her paladin imouto as an onahole
This boner can't be stopped.
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>>14324792
Paladins are super cute, tho. I want to kiss and hug and gently put my dick inside one!
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>>14324776
>doses the dragon so hard she goes comatose
>oomupaladin skitters off into the underdark with her brother for some re-education
Get fucked scales.
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>>14324776
>She can't process how a dick so big can fit inside her
>Or why it feels so good
>Her futile struggles become mute protest, trying to hold her moans back
>She is lost by the time he fills her womb with his hot seed
>A month later she's competing with the dragon to be the number one wife
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>>14324792
Nah, forced monsterization is for Deruella-loving scum. So they're not people, really. All those poor purebred monsters without husbands and they want to make more out of good girls who just want to feel safe in their own homes from rapists and mamano mana.
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>>14324793
Paladin onee-san actually.
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>>14324796
No. They're bitchy and selfish and they like hurting people!
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>>14324746
I love yuri greentexts. Pls continue.
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>>14324802
Good end. Except the part where the poor guy ends up sandwiched between their breasts while they ask him who he prefers, he better answer carefully.
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>>14324814
Eh, giant scaly thing, close enough.
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>>14324803
You sir, are a man of class.
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>>14324812
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>>14324808
But that's just because they're suffering from semen deficiency. All squires should make sure to masturbate into their Paladin's mouth while she sleeps every night.
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>>14324814
Dragons are basically dinosaurs, so yes.
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>>14324821
What if the squire is also a woman?
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>>14324783
>>14324788
I see.
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>>14324822
Dinosaurs can't breathe fire.
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>>14324821
What if Paladins already take advantage of boys?
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>>14324831
They can if they believe in themselves.
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Blue Onis or red Onis?
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>>14324818
That show was going so good, fuck that het shit.
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>>14324815
>>14324822
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>>14324812
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>>14324835
Purple!
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>>14324828
Then she should sneak off to blow some defenseless village boy and carry the jizz in her mouth to the Paladin and kiss it into her mouth.

>>14324833
That's silly, anon. There's no way a Paladin would take advantage of boys, unless she's already corrupt... In that case a female squire better be careful not to wake up tied and with a line of shotas queuing to fuck her.
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>>14324839
Anon, why are you posting a picture of what I think is a futon? I don't understand.
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>>14324835
The answer is obviously both
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>>14324840
My sides
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>>14324833
>implying monsters don't want paladins fucking boys, in order to make more boys
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>>14325220
She can take advantage of boys in lots of ways. Save them from monsters only to make them have sex with her in exchange for being escorted home, blackmail them using e high ranking position, offer to buy one a few rounds of beer and then shoe him to her bed, or just overpower one and rape him.
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>>14324840
What is exactly the bait, asking for more yuri or implying that greentext was yuri? Because we all know how monsterization works.
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>>14325230
An ara ara Paladin giving a twitching stableboy a quick and professional handy against the wall would be amazing.
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>>14325234
>Because we all know how monsterization works.
Girls getting jiggy isn't even the primary method of monsterization though.
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Reminder paladins have no need for rape. All boys love their oneesans and want to marry them someday, and unlike monsters they aren't scary.
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>>14325249
>That attitude
No thanks. I'll just go find a loving Mamono.
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>>14325249
Red hair is my greatest weakness.
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>>14324778
A Paladin-chan has never won a waifu war, and come tomorrow, will likely die like all the rest.
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>>14321721

>Not yetinother victim edition.

slowpoke.jpg
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>>14325256
Guess some boys are destined to be alps.
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>>14325248
Sure, but you know i'm talking the lez method.
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>>14325249
But I don't have a Paladin big sister!
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>>14325256
>implying
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>>14325264
>>14325273
Ewww.
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>>14325268
Yadda yadda "tw/u/e wuv" and all that jazz.

Up until the point they find a husband to share, and subsequently have their bellies distended from his semen.
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>>14325285
>>14325248
>basically, if you reply to bait you're fucking stupid
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>>14325249
Excellent taste
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>>14325264
You only alp if you are a faggot though, so i agree with that guy, I'm going to go find a yeti to be sweetly loved.
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>>14325293
He's harmless, and english probably isn't his first language.
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>>14325249
Id take a paladin girl over a shitty monster any-day.
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>>14325297
>>14325249
What are these disgusting female humans doing in my monstergirl thread?
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all these paladinfags in the monstergirl thread baka
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>>14325260
Well no fucking shit there is only ever 1 paladin for every 30 monsters in the battle.
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>>14324835
I want to lick her abs
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>>14325307
They are wasting images.
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>>14325307
Being lovingly bred to make husbands for your monster daughterus.
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>>14324812
It wasn't a yuri greentext to begin with, and even if I did write yuri snuff MG shenanigans this is neither the place where it's wanted or needed.

TL;DR: I bit the bait but fuck off anyway.
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>>14325271
You do now.
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>>14325319
The threads die too fast now for that to even be a problem anymore
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>>14324835
both are good
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>>14325307
Human girls are fine too. In theory.
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>>14325325
I won't complain.
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>>14325335
Fully erect over here. Dem freckles.
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>>14325325
Oh my, a Paladin saving me and making herself a big-sister figure. Arousing.
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>>14325307
>implying human females aren't monsters
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>>14325330
Oh, I wouldn't say that. We ran out of images when we still had half a page left a day or so ago. Not that it was any problem. Imgur is easy to use. Hell, the only images that really matter (lewds) are posted to imgur anyways. You might have a point.
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>>14325355
>implying monsters aren't monsters
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>>14325325
>>14325335
Those are both Succubi anon.
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>>14325355
Nah I think the actual monsters are more monstrous then normal humans.
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>>14325349
Freckles are so good. They're sorta like glasses in the plain-but-cute way.
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>>14325357
>implying implications
It's over anon, I have the high ground.
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>>14324731
>>14324754
Tall, busty girls are the best.
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>>14325368
MGs are monstrous on the outside but on the inside they just want to love you human women on the other hand are monstrous all around
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>>14325371
>you underestimate my shitposting!
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>>14325377
I didn't ask for these feels anon...
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>>14325383
You were supposed to bring balance to the thread, not shitpost it to oblivion.
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>>14325381
>human women on the other hand are monstrous all around

Well that's a bit harsh. What about 2D women?
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>>14325371
I concede the point.

>>14325383
Who's this guy?
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>>14325371
>>14325383
/tv/ pls stop
Leave Star Wars threads alone while you're at it.
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>>14325358
>Succubus dresses up like a nun
>Gown is extremely tight
>She has all sorts of collars, locks, and bondage underneath it
>Gives a sermon that would make a Dark Priest proud
>Takes her 'daily bread' a dozen times that night
I might be going to hell, but I want this. Very much so.
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>MFW one of the things never explored with Ignis smut is that being a pyromancer is a huge adrenaline rush
>The power to un-make at your finger tips
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>>14325378
Yes they are. The two you responded to already gave the best reasons why.
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>>14325381
That's one interpretation.
The other is that since they need a man's energy to live they'll just latch on and claim they love you as an easy way to keep you around fueling them. They might even be completely incapable of love, who knows?
I know its pessimistic but if they existed I would be paranoid over this.
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>>14325421
I want the sufferingfags to please go.
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>>14325421
>They might even be completely incapable of love, who knows?
Perhaps you could say the same of all girls.
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>>14325377

This makes me sad.
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>>14324668
That's not how you spell Robin x Tharja
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>>14325381
>human women on the other hand are monstrous all around
That's just plain wrong if anything men would be the real monstrous humans.
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>>14325415
>The power to un-make at your finger tips
Un-make what though?
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>>14325435
care to prove your point
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>>14325431
I'm a little disappointed nobody wrote anything off that pic
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>>14325421
Remember, everything being terrible is good setting design, and anyone who disagrees is too stupid to appreciate 'subtlety' and 'nuance'.
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>>14325426
>Perhaps you could say the same of all humans
ftfy
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>>14324835
Is that Monkey as a monster girl?
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>>14325437
Everything. Give it enough time and fire beats everything. You can purge the world in cleansing flames and rebuild from the ashes as you see fit.
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>>14325443
There actually was something.
http://pastebin.com/6KNQJQsP
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>>14325443
Wasn't there a greentext? Yeah there it is >>14325454
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>>14325439
Has there ever been a female Hitler? Checkmate monsterfags
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>>14325421
That's a difficult question, and it applies to human relationships as well. There's no real way to know.

Does she hold and cuddle you? Show you that warm smile when you both get home? Find reasons just to be with you? Go out of her way to make you happy?

As far as MGE goes. This is the biggest example of "Go with your headcannon" as you can get.
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>>14325454
From a non-faggot
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>>14325434
>Tharja>Cherche>Cynthia>Nowi>Tiki>Noire>Aversa>Say'ri>Olivia>Sumia>the rest
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>>14325487
>Cherche
>2nd
don't you dare disgrace best waifu
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>>14325487
>>14325492
But thats not Lucina.
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>>14325487
The lack of Panne disturbs me. Mostly because FFXII gave me such a boner for viera.
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>>14325492
Devoted proper housewife equipped with dragon is great, but you just don't understand the glory that is yandere. Also bald spot
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>>14325487
Only ones I'd consider are Tharja and Lucina personally. Paired up Lucina with Owain in my normal game.
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>>14325454
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>>14325447
I wasn't saying that. Any reason why you're being an ass?
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>>14325516
I wish I had paired up with Tharja. I had puppy-guarded Chrom's sister to help level her up and ended up accidentally waifuing her. Ended up pairing her with Lon Qu because the idea of a gynophobe being married to the scariest girl in the armmy amused me. Plus, a ranger with a swordmaster's skill cap and astra hurts.

On the brights side, the high magic stat Owain inherited made him the only trickster who could use a levin sword well.
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>>14325523
>>14325548
>tfw you accidentally got Chrom'd inside

In all honesty though I liked the way it turned out storywise.
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>>14325523
Way to keep the bloodline pure, anon.
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>>14325458
>Hitler
>Monster

but he did nothing wrong
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>>14325563
He did invade other counties without asking if they were okay with it.
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>>14325563
He was a vegetarian. Can't get any wronger than that.
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>>14325582
I see you've never met a vegan.
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You've remembered to pay tribute to the Queen of that Bee Girl hive near town, right?
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>>14325584
Those don't exist. They're just a fairy tale drummed up to scare naughty children.
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>>14325586
Of course. why wouldn't I?
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>>14325586
My waifu and I will plant a beautiful garden of flowers for her in our yard.
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>>14325586
What the shit is a bee girl hive doing in the middle of a major city city?

Regardless, the answer is no, and I should get on that.
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>>14325596
>Said city twice
Oops.
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>>14325587
One can only hope so...
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>>14325586
And if I didn't?
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>>14325596
Those flowers in your city parks need tender bee girl loving too.
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>>14325596
They are great workers that perform plenty of services for the city.
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>>14324267
I want to learn the secret hugging techniques passed down the yeti line for generations
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>>14324800
>Tries to dose the dragon
>Gets burnt up by the dragon's fire breath instead
This ain't one of your pansy-ass Eastern dragon's here
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>>14325606
Well it depends, usually it's just a good will thing, it's good to be friends with Bee Girls. You don't have to, but if you do, they might lend you a hand next time your town is attacked by a horde of P'Orc warriors.

Or if the queen is a bit of a tyrant, it can be seen as an insult, and she'll send Hornet guards to rough you up, encouraging you to pay for 'protection' in the future.
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>>14325586
Why would I ever want bees when hornets are better
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>>14325587
>naughty children.

Speaking of which, the Krampus will be keeping a close watch on all of you during these next two months. I hope you're all being extra good for her.
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>>14325651
Since never.
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>>14325550
I bet you loved it you slut. Wish I could find my NTR'd by Crom cap.
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>>14325652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6cVyoMH4QE
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>>14325618
Mukades are stronger than dragons, deal with it.
>not an eastern dragon
Then she's the bitch of some dude or dudette with a sword. Same result. Dragons ain't shit.
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>>14325673
Oh god! I haven't been good at all this year!

I only have a month to redeem myself!
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>>14325652
This year has been horrible for me in ways I never thought possible. A Krampus can just do whatever with me, I don't care anymore. I'm broken at this point, and nothing she could do would break me further.
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>>14324759
So if she beats up the Dragon, then what? Her little brother probably wouldn't like that his Onee-san beat up his wife, not to mention who will princess carry him now if his Dragon's claws are broken and need to be in casts? Now he's gonna have to spend the whole month catering and healing up the Dragon to get her back to normal, and that Dragon is probably gonna make him do it in a naked apron for her!
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>>14325667
I remember that, good stuff.
>>14325684
She's gonna do weird stuff with you anon.
>>14325692
Well you're getting a visit from MG Santa Claus.

Who is basically an elf. Just imagine Titania with even more "ara ara"
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>>14325335
Clearly a dark priestess
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>>14325673
>That last couple seconds
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>>14325729
Can I have both? Or at least rape play after the seducing/marriage?
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>>14325728
It's gonna be by the same people who did Trick R' Treat, so you know it's inevitably going to be fucked up and go against cinema standards about shit like violence and death involving children.

I mean shit, Trick R' Treat had stuff like a kid eating potassium cyanide laced chocolate and zombie special ed children dismembering and eating a group of kids who pranked them
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>>14325729
Why not both?
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>>14325733
So many delicious girls in Granblue but Narumeia is my favourite shortstack.
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>>14325733
Best way to die ever. That scene from Goldeneye where that captain is assassinated still gives me the biggest why boner.
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>>14325756
>Best way to die ever
>Not peacefully in your sleep from old age with your loved ones beside you.
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>>14325769
Y-Yes, hello there...
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>>14325764
That scene was how I discovered I was into femdom.
>guy starts to panic and begs her for air
>not only does she ignore him but she actually has an orgasm from it
>Bond finds his body with a huge smile on his face later
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>>14325769
Hi. Please don't suck out my soul.
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I have come for your Reese's Christmas Trees, you can hand them over willingly or I can rape them off your hands. Actually, I'll probably take any candy off your hands. Except Milky Way's, blech those things are disgusting.

Anyways...hand over the goods.
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>>14325795
Why do you need candy you stupid tree hugger?
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>>14325586
>withhold tribute
>a small squad, around thirty bee girls show up at your door to 'ask' why
>you know what you're here for
>drop trou, standing at full mast
>this is enough to throw them, and for you to literally throw them
>begin systematically taking them down
>of course they fight back, but with your 'treasure' hanging free, they hesitate that's all the opportunity you need
>bind them all with giant slug mucus and bring them inside
>you tell them they're here to make a new hive
>they remind you that they'll send more of their sisters to look for them
>you remind them that as numerous as they are, they won't be missed anytime soon
>you down every aphrodisiac and doppelganger potion you can shoot, snort, drink or pop
>the next two weeks are spent doing nothing but fucking and impregnating them
>by the time the search party finds them, they're already yours, and more than happy to get their sisters to join, by force if necessary
>leave town with everything you own and your girls, off to the wilderness somewhere, to start your own hive
>but one day, you'll come back, for them all

Monstergirls.
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>>14325786
Shit man, I just found mine out from how much I enjoyed being chased and teased by girls back in first grade.
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>>14325795
>Reese's Christmas Trees
What?
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>>14325811
>doppelganger potion
C u c k
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>>14325811
>Using doppelganger potion
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>>14325793
>Implying snuff or gore would ever be welcomed here
>Even if the victim absolutely deserves it
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>>14325820
What, is that not cool anymore now too?
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>>14325807
Why? Because Deer Girls love them, so hand them over.

>>14325814
>
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>>14325814

reese cups in the shape of trees i think.
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>>14325827
>>14325828
What?
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>>14325795
>talking shit about Milky Ways
Your ears would look mighty fine on a necklace.
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>>14325831
Oh look we found that one anon who's harem MC dense.
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>>14325827
No.
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>>14325847
...What?
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>>14325847
I am also confused, what?
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>>14325827
>hand over my candy
>reeses

You can pry them from my cold, dead hands.
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>>14325847
Explain further.
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>>14325729
>No option for both.
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>>14325795
>Milky Ways
>Disgusting
Wow. At least I get to keep mine.
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>>14325847
Eh? Nandatte?
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>>14325867
>Not understanding that rape and seduction are exclusive.

If you've truly been seduced, you're more than willing at that point.
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>>14325869
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>>14325873
Suppose the rape is part of the seduction?
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>>14325854
>>14325857

I forget the reason for it, but the guy did this exact meme last year too. It was based on some lame family guy-tier joke about deer eating reeses or something.
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>>14325883
- I don't know...
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>>14325811
Oh yes
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>>14325831
>>14325847
>>14325854
>>14325857
>>14325885
Its from a greentext along time ago where some dude was out buying candy during a fullmoon because he's a moron, then on his way home to try and get in his shelter he hit a deer girl, being the moron he is he helped her in his car and drove her home where she then raped him and took all his reese before leaving.
I've been here too long.
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>>14325907
Yeah, no. The candy part was originally stolen from somewhere else. That greentext was just the vehicle to monstergirlify it before the guy started pushing the meme.
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so anon you like monster girls right?
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I want to marry a monster girl!
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>>14325915
Well who cares about it if it doesn't involve monster girls?
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>>14325921
Apparently the guy that tried to make it a thing because he's here a year later posting the same meme with the same pictures.
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>>14325919
Wedding dresses are beautiful! Remember to always love and cherish her!

Would you want to propose to a Monster Girl or be proposed to by one?
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>>14325919
I want to see her face on the wedding day when I say I do
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>>14325930
We still need a picture of a Holstaur in a wedding dress.
Obviously I'd want to do the proposing.
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>>14325943
I want to chill with some Holstaurs in a field. While playing vidya.
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>>14325950
>You will never play Pokemon with the local Hostaurus under a tree in the field
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>>14325930
I'm down for it either way. Although I'll probably have trouble affording an engagement ring.
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>>14325950
No, we don't need more NEET monster girls. Poor girls will never get husbands like that.
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>>14325956
Man that sounds fun. We just gotta make sure their Minotaur onee-chan doesn't catch us.
>>14325960
But they work on the farm silly anon.
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>>14325454
Dear God I laughed at the cringe of this
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>>14325964
Now, what happens when they start getting addicted? Imagine all those plump lazy cows laying in a dim room together, playing handhelds and video games, not getting any milking done
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>>14325967
>>14325471
>>14325525

>lots of people liked it back when it was a greentext
>people can now see who wrote it
>suddenly no one likes it
Hating something because of the author is silly.
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>>14325964
>minotaur neesan
>muh plump cows
Fuck off already, I'm sick of you.
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>>14325999
>people will fall for this
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>>14325968
Oh they'll be fine.
>>14326002
I'm not even the one saying they're plump. Okay I'll drop it.
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>>14325930
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>>14326002
>Cows can't be plump
>Minotaurs can't be older sisters
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>>14325756
Shame oppai loli is as close as KC will go.
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>>14325907
It was at 8PM from a CVS that was having a sale on Reese's Trees.

Based on the true story of when a deer ran into the side of my car and I turned it into a green text story of basically everything you just said for shits and giggles.

Hence why I pissed everyone off and did a "fades to black" Mass Effect styled bullshit when the rape was going to start.

>>14325915
>>14325924
>Anon talking shit and not knowing what he's talking about
>Implying I stole anything to write some short comedy
>It's a meme

I was literally out buying Reese's Christmas Trees to hang on a real Christmas Tree for a family tradition.

Get a grip anon...
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>>14326033
You've been at it for months everytime someone mentions holsts, give it a fucking rest. You're as bad as the chubby alp autist at this point.
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>>14326035
Hobgoblin. I consider Jubjub a shortstack too.
Oppai loli and shortstacks are both great.
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>>14325930
>mantis

I want to see what she has to say.
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>>14326041
For the record I was the playing vidya with them guy and I'd be fine with them being normal weight.

They do need big breasts and asses though you can't get me to give that up.
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>>14326041
>Anybody who talks about minotaur older sisters or plump cows is the same person
Anon I just like cow girls and discussion about them.
Also hamburgers are bananas now.
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>>14326041
>No one else can like older sisters or chubby
Well fuck you, now I want a chubby Minotaur onee-san just to spite you
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>>14326055
She needs to be STRONGchub.
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>>14326061
Soft enough to cuddle, strong enouh to protect your smile

Big oneesans are best oneesans
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>>14326051
>>14326049
You want to know why the cult of hathor isn't talked about as much anymore? Because like everything else, the idiots that started it ran it into the ground. Nothing wrong with talking about holsts or minos, but holsts don't all have minotaur big sisters because they're their own fucking species. Not all zombies have wight mothers either, get it?

>>14326055
Fuck off retard.
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>>14326063
I love big oneesans. I want a big Titania to protect me.
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>>14326067
Sounds like you're just really bitter about headcanons and popular things.

Next you'll tell me that retard wurms are the worst
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Vampires are nice
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>>14326067
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave today
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>>14326070
>popular
>pushed ad nauseam by a few assholes
Pure chubby alp sempai retard tier.
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>>14326067
Anon there's maybe 10-20 posts every two or so 1000+ post threads. Its not futa, its not yuri, its not fat, diapers, scat, or any other trash fetish. Just ignore it.
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>>14326072
Only if they have eastern European accents.
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>>14326083
>anonymous image board
>"It must be a few assholes who like what I hate"
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>>14326072
Vampires are good but overrated.
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>>14326072
They're nice to serve when they're haughty busty mistresses.
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>>14326084
Like the chubby alp shit? Or the milkman faggot? This has gone on long enough.
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>>14326072
They're alright. Can't stand their personality.
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I wonder if Houtengeki takes commisions.
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>>14324565
That's a no then.

How unfortunate.
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>>14326092
Okay anon.
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>>14326088
He's not wrong though.
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>>14326072
They really are.
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>>14326092
>This has gone on long enough.
I'm getting "I am the thread" Bromont-hater vibes from this?
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>>14326070
>Next you'll tell me that retard wurms are the worst
Not him, but much of the threadcanon is bad here.
People can like whatever they want, but it can be a little obnoxious when you want to discuss x monstergirl and suddenly the conversation gets forcefully changed to the thread version of the girl every time.
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>>14326092
K
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>>14326092
I liked Milkman, he was a cool guy.
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>>14326111
This i can Agree with
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>>14326110
>boogeymanning
No, seriously, fuck off.
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>>14322100
>>14324245
>>14324235
>>14324321
>>14324329
>>14326002
>>14326041
>>14326067
>>14326083
When is this guy getting a ban?
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I love rabbit girls! I'm a slave to their fluffy legs!
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>>14326122
Didn't this whole argument start with boogeymanning though? >>14326002
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>2017
>MGs come
>too late for me, can't feel love anymore
Help guys, i now accept that NTR is the outcome of every romantic relationship with me.
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>>14326092
Alright, Jim
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>>14326135
Easy, just don't be the one being NTR'd
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Matango are olev.
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>>14326122

>>14326126
Adding that to the list.
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>>14326131
I don't think you fully grasp the concept.
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>>14326127
I want to have a pleasant, chaste conversation with a March Hare.
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>>14326092
There's plenty of stuff in these threads a couple of anons won't shut up about.
>Horse pussy kingdom
>"Maus" posting
>Bullying as some sort of playful thing somehow
>Paladin girls shitting on monsters (not literally)
None of these are particularly bad alone, but when they're once a thread they got old fast.
Its probably because new material is rare and the threads are constant. Just look at the older generals in /vg/ - they're in a worse state than us, and are probably our future.
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>>14326146
HA!

Good luck with that.
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>>14326160
I bet I can do it. I'll just talk about the weather.
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>>14326152
Let's start numbering our threads now, just to prepare for when we become /ksg/2.0.

Rin best girl.
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>>14326152
>Just look at the older generals in /vg/
>/ksg/ #2836
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>>14326152
>>Paladin girls shitting on monsters (not literally)
Nothing wrong with this one really. Humans should have the ability to fight back at least.
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>>14326160
I don't see the problem there. That nice man is clearly helping her get dressed. Perhaps she should have showered first though, she split yogurt on herself and that stuff needs cleaning up.
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>>14326127
Wow I've never noticed how large those thighs are must feel like heaven to lay your head on them
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>you will never see Wendigos, Yetis, Weresheep, and Elves of assorted body types and ages doing Christmas carols and passing out mugs of hot cocoa
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>>14326152
I want to bully a maus in front of a paladin riding a horse pussy!
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>>14326188
See anon, this is what he was talking about. Too far man.
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>>14326177
Its probably the least annoying, because at least it can generate discussion about the setting sometimes. All the other topics generate are
>I want smell mouse!
>[monstergirl] pussy kingdom will dominate the world!
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>>14326188
I dunno man, mausen tend to weigh on the order of 200 tons, and are heavily armed.

Are you sure you can "bully" such a mechanical monstrosity?
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>>14326197
>implying nothing good ever came from mausposting
You must be new here
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>>14326122
Anon if I control F "fuck off" I'll get a bunch of posts, of which most of them will be (you)

You're as "bad" as the people you talk shit to because I remember you as the "fuck off" anon in each thread.

Like some kind of rude meme.
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I miss Nyanon.
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>>14326152
I'm going to bully a Maus by first Mindlfaying her so she thinks she's an Alice then forcing her to eat all this Wonderland Cake and Hathor Milk.

And I'll do it in the name of the Hathor Pussy Kingdom!
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>>14326177
I agree. it makes their heartbreak so much more potent when their love chooses a monster over them.
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Do you think there's Monster Girl petting zoos, where you can do things like feed Centaurs carrots?
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>>14326207
>mfw I've said it exactly one time
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>>14326212
No.

Sentient creatures anon...
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>>14326207
I remember him as the wolf toy.
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Every monster girl would be improved with casual clothes, prove me wrong. Oh wait you can't.
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>>14326212
Why would a Centaur want to have some plucky little kid feed her carrots when she could just buy them at the store?
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>>14326225
Can I put myself in a Human Petting Zoo then and let tons of lonely Aunty Monster Girls pet me?

Or maybe be in a Human Boy Cafe.
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>>14326232
>Or maybe be in a Human Boy Cafe
This is better.

>>14326227
Vampires
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>>14326211
>it makes their heartbreak so much more potent
Even more so for a monster I imagine a man choosing a paladin-chan over them would be pretty devastating.
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>>14326232
Human Boy Cafe sounds the most likely weird anon
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Which side would be the most likely to intentionally sabotage a peace conference between humans and monster girls?
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>>14326241
easy feminist
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>>14326241
Humans.

Not even a question.

Though I will say monsters may unintentionally fuck it up.
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>>14326241
>the things that were originally made for war but are for porn now vs the things that do nothing but get raped and flail a sword/bow/staff around in vain
gee i dont know holmes
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>>14326241
Slave Traders who also profit from the war ongoing.
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>>14326241
Monsters because their definition of peace is a whole lot more radical then what any humans could possibly agree on.
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>>14326227
Slimes would quickly degrade such flimsier clothes, so unless your intention was to have them naked...
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>>14326241
I don't want to sound like a dick, but humans.Monstergirls really do want to live in peace with humans.They need humans to breed and for companionship. Humans have trouble living with other humans so rape demons would be hated by many.
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>>14326212
Maybe like a reservation? Humans can come visit and learn about monstergirls.
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>>14326232
>tfw Hetzer is kill
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>>14326252
They only think so because the demon lord's influence.

The moment they have to seriously worry about war is the moment they'll get serious.
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>>14326249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFLm3pzhuk
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>>14326236
>>14326239
Working at a Butler Cafe and getting to meet all the cute Monster Girls and calling them Mistress is the best.

Prove me wrong.
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>>14326249
You don't need war to generate demand for trafficked beings.
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I want to be chosen as a hero by the chief god!
I want an angel to come down and tell me the news as I'm dressing!
I want her to stop half way through giving me the news!
I want her to start laughing at my tiny penis!
I want her to fly back into the heavens in hysterics!
I want her to understand she caused property damage flying through my roof!
I want her to use the door next time!
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>>14326232
I'd like to work in a human boy cafe.
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>all this complaining and nobody ever calls out this faggot >>14326268
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>>14326264
I can't. I want a job there one day.
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>>14326264
your not handsome enough anon
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>>14326252
>Monstergirls really do want to live in peace with humans
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>>14326264
>calling them Mistress
That shit isent gonna fly
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>>14326270
What's wrong with him exactly?

Unless he's the Saltfag. Unless you're the Saltfag.
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>>14326264
>Prove me wrong
I can't. The only "bad" thing is that monstergirls would try to take you home with them at least once every month. I hope they have oni security or something.
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>>14326264
That's a great way to destroy someone's dignity.
No thanks.

>>14326270
I agree. It's getting pretty old.
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>>14326264
You think there's a market for quiet guys in Human Butler Cafes? I'd probably stammer up a storm if I actually had to talk to them for long periods of time.

>>14326270
I've already called him a weird fucker anon, he just won't stop.
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>>14326259
I was talking about a first strike scenario. They have little to gain for starting a costly war.

>>14326273
Yes they do. They need humans and want to keep them happy.
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>>14326278
I'm not the saltfag, and there's technically nothing wrong with mausposting or alpposting or even paladinposting but people complain about those all the time.
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>>14326276
Anon, do you understand how Butlers work?
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>>14326264
Only smelly losers go to those cafes. Not mistress material.
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>>14326264
>Monsters can pay extra to have you sit in their laps and feed them.
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>>14326293
But anon! I want a stinky Gazer neet to be my mistress! I don't want her to laugh at my penis though, that's not very nice.
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>>14326280
>I agree. It's getting pretty old.
This, but so is the horse pussy/maus/alp/paladin shit too.
I just want to see some originality for once, and yes, I am aware this post bitching about a lack of originality is unoriginal in itself.
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>>14326293
I'd take a stinky smelly loser as a Mistress, I don't mind! I want to be the nicest human boy for her too and have all the headpats from her!
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>>14326298
>>14326306
Why not be a real butler and get a quality Mistress?
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>>14326298
>I don't want her to laugh at my penis though, that's not very nice.

She'll do it anyway.
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>>14326160
why is the carrot dripping?
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>>14326250
Pretty much this.
>we'll agree to peace only if you all become our rape-slaves and all your women are either turned into us or killed
Seems hard to agree to.>>14326251
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>>14326212
I like it
>taking pictures of your son as he pets the cute nekomata girl
>hfw she licks his cheeks
>watching them run and skip all over the place
>yfw they fall asleep together
>tfw when he wants to come back next week
>thfw you take him and the catgirl's mother tell you her daughter had been mopey until he showed up
>tfw you've unlocked the childhood friend route for your kid
Cupids must feel like this all the time and it's wonderful.
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>>14326308
Because the stinky neet will want me to dress up in cute human boy clothes and do cute human boy things while helping her while the real mistress actually expects me to be a full time butler for her mansion.
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>>14326251
Nureonago are pretty good at that, Anon.
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>>14326308
Because I want to turn a stinky, jaded Gazer into a nice, functioning girl!

>>14326312
Then I'll quit, because she doesn't love me like a true mistress should love her butler!
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>>14326319
You clearly don't understand that a real mistress can let you do the former as well.

>>14326322
That's understandable.
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>>14326285
>they have mamono mana i.e. mind control in a can
>a literal rape army
>living peacefully

I want to make you drink ipecac until you throw up your lugns.
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>>14326293
Christmas Cakes go there and they'd host office parties full of ara aras and even more cc's
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>>14326340
But only the faceless CC's go there.
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>>14326331
Yes, but the stinky neet will appreciate the fact that I baked her cookies. The real mistress will be critical of them and tell me they aren't her favorite flavor, or they're a flavor she ate two days ago, or they're cooked over 2.3 seconds long.

Also I like stinky neets because I enjoy girls other people overlook and giving them happiness and joy, since the idea of lonely depressed monster girls depresses me. Even stinky chubby neet monster girls who just sit in their room all day deserve love too!
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>>14326265
It's not about generating demand, it's about obtaining the supply.
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>>14326320

you can't go wrong with the waifu slime.
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>>14326344
You're fat and stinky aren't you?
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>>14326351
No, I'm a skeleton and clean.
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>>14326317
Aw man, that's adorable.
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>>14326344
Would you clean her so she at least isn't stinky any more?
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>>14326353
Yes generally skeletons are clean barring maybe some dust from time to time.
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>>14326353
Sure you are lardo.
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>>14326340
Christmas Cake is an equivalent of woman loser though
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>>14326378
>Christmas Cake
>woman loser

you and me are enemies now.
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>you will never be hunted by an Elven beast tamer
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>>14326357
I'd enter her room one night wearing only a naked apron and ask her is she'd like "Dinner, a Bath, or Me". Being an otaku monster girl she'd go for "Me" and I'd kiss her while slowly luring her into the Bathroom. I'll make sure to kiss her and keep her occupied so she doesn't notice the bubble bath. Then, as we carefully make out and enter the bathroom, I'd turn around and carefully enter the bath tub. By this time she'll probably realize she's been rused but it'll be too late and I'll pull her down into the bath tub.

From there I'd leglock her from behind while scrubbing her back and making sure to get behind her ears. She'd whine and pout but it'd be for her own good. Not to mention she'd look nice for her mother.

Of course, neets tend to find ways to get stinky again quickly, so I'd have to either hope her otaku lust never causes her to stop falling for the trick, or find new ways to trick her into the bath tub.

>>14326368
Please don't project. Besides, I want to be a cute human boy, cute human boys can't be fat.
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>tfw now I cant get the idea of being a butler for a stinky Gazer neet out of my head
It's good I was planning on writing about Gazers at one point, the idea list is getting too long.
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>>14326393
Good, the only thing that is getting hunted is her.
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>>14326393
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>>14326388
It's true. They're losers and boys hate them!
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>>14326313
Because she's constantly felating it.
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>>14326395
How desperate you are to be a butler tells me how useless you are. And fat.
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>>14326408
you shut your whore mouth Christmas Cake are a blessing to the universe and I like them
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>>14326393
I bet she takes their giant dicks nightly.
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>>14326417
Then you're a loser!
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>>14326417
It's not even Christmas yet anon, you have over a month left. Maybe relax until then, hmmm?
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>>14326415
At least my stinky chubby neet mistress likes me and doesn't attack me with baseless insults!
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>>14326388
Imagine the pain of a Christmas Cake that was actually born on Christmas day.
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I need pictures of Wendigos, can you kind anons help me out?
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>>14326420
THEN WE'LL BE LOSERS TOGETHER!
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>>14326425
Beggars can't be choosers. You're basically content to be the underside of the bottom of the barrel.
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>>14326428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE
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>>14325999
There are some writers who do things because they're good at it and deserve praise. Then there are writers who're just faggots and deserve to get laughed off the field faster than the Redskins're gonna get Gronk'd tomorrow.
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>>14326431
I love that threadcanon made Wendigos so good.
I mean they're not bad, but they're just so adorable.
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>>14326430
I don't care. It doesn't matter how stinky, chubby, or loser-ish she is, nor does it matter that she still lives with her mom. I love her and she loves me! I matter in someone's life and make it better! She cuddles me, gives me compliments and headpats, what more does one need in life other than the happiness of making someone happy?
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>>14326236
>Vampires
You proved me right
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>>14326428
Are big ones okay?
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>>14326434
Awawawa is truly based. I like that it can be applied to other loli MGs too, it's really cute.
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>>14326440
>
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>>14326438
I'm not sure if being the little spoon to a chubby stinky monster girl and letting her cuddle me is comfy or gross.

I'd have to test and find out.
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>>14326438
>I matter in someone's life
So did Hitler, not that great
>what more does one need?
Not being a fucking loser.
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She'll be coming in a minute.
right?
right?
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>>14326458
Imagine being held by a sweaty cheese that has been outside for a week or two. Accompanied by the smell off her dried menstruation she hasn't bothered to clean off.
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>>14326450
>
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>>14326472
Eh, I've had worse. I'd do it at least once to say I did it.
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>>14326476
>I'd do it at least once to say I did it.
This is how people die anon.
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>>14326474
Cute.
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>>14326463
Are you using one finger or two?
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>>14326442
I welcome all of them, I make no distinction.
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>>14326481
I highly doubt a NEET monster girl would even have the guts to kidnap and rape me, let alone kill me. I'll live.
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>>14326484
I get it.
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>>14326489
Good on ya
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>>14326463
>Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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>>14326490
I was talking about that mentality, it's dangerous. Sure you won't get killed by some stinky NEET girl smell, but what if you apply that logic to, I don't know, wanting to go find a Dark Matter and pinch her butt?
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>>14326503
What happens if I get the stinky NEET to pinch the Dark Matter butt?
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>>14326489
Bless you.
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>>14326499

>I've come to talk with you again.
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>>14326474
Kizu when
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>>14326474
>
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>>14326428
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You have 2 choices Mr. Anon, only 2.

You can take the Blue Pill and wake up tomorrow in your bed like normal and live out your life just like everyone else.

Or you can take the Red Pill and wake up in the wilds of an unknown land populated by humans and Amazonian Monster Girls. Only Amazonian MGs.
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>>14326503
Don't worry, I won't do something stupid like that, just cuddle stinky NEET girls. maybe kiss one too and hold her hand.
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>>14326438
>Bang your monster gf
>Go downstairs and eat the sandwich her mom made you
Living the fucking life, m8.
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>>14326521
Goodness red pill sounds wonderful, I was always did believe in Amazonian gender roles.
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>>14326499
>>14326511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>TFW you witness the entire War For Salvation against the Monster Lord
>TFW you watch your friends and family move on to living with monsters or marrying them
>Your King now beds a Succubus
>Meanwhile you're just sitting there, branded as a heretic
>Drowning your sorrows in wine, forever condemned to the darkness
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>>14326521
I do love amazons so red pill.
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>>14326505
Well, I guess that's okay, but you'll still have to take responsibility.
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>>14326531
>futa
Yeah, that's what I'd expect from an amazonfag.
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>>14326521
Redd pill for me.
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>>14326537
I was hoping the dark matter exposure would cause the stinky NEET to enter her final form. Oh well, what kind of responsibility?
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>>14326521
Blue, I will never not take the blue pill.
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We don't talk about fairies that often, why is that?
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>>14326541
Aren't those edits? Come on anon I hate Amazons too but you shouldn't jump to conclusions.
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>>14326541
What?
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>>14326541
Did you fail special education classes or something?
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>>14326554
Yeah those are edits
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>>14326552

they're pretty cute but i wouldn't waifu one. Well titania aside.
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>>14326514
Don't make this a dump war
Late teens Shinobu is best Shinobu
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>>14326557
God damn, fuck those edits.
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>>14326559
No.

Cake>Teen>Loli
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>>14326554
>jump to conclusions
Go to the damn pixiv or your preferred poison.
>>14326556
Stay reamed and full of cum.
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>>14326552
I want to observe a Titanias childlike behavior.
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>>14326552
Not enough people waifu them and the anti stretchingfags.
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>>14326564
But anon, you're the one behaving as if you have something up your ass.
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>>14326043
Hobgoblin is meant to be oppai loli.
I suppose Jubjub would count.
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>>14326521
>Rengar
>An Amazon
If I fucking wanted a lion waifu I'd get those fuckers from Samurai Jack
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>>14326552
People aren't fans of stretchy.
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>>14326564
You're retarded.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46194278
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=31946935
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=43661906
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>>14326570
I'm not the one who likes futa. At least have the decency to try.
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>>14326552
Too small
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>>14326552
Too small for cuddles.
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>>14326559
Loli>teen>shit>rest
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>>14326546
I shall not judge you, Anon, for weakness is your nature as a child of man.

>>14326573
Find me a better Amazonian Jinko image then because all I have is Big Boss Jinko.
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>>14326577
I don't like it either, but you're blowing up over something that never had futa in it in the first place.
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>>14326428
[angry wendigo sounds]
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>>14326594

>wendigos fighting over you
>Even though they're arguing loudly it's too adorable for you to take them seriously.
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>>14326552
Most of them aren't big enough for these vanilla anons to handle.

Barring the Ys ones of course.
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>>14326584
I hate Amazons anon, almost as much as I hate femdom. So going into a world filled with nothing but them with no leverage on them to practice my fetishes with them or to defend myself isn't really my kind of thing.
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>>14326584
The only other Rengar images I know of are furbait, so I won't post them.

Would smash furbait version though and make her go "Nya~an"
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>>14326521
Blue.
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>>14326597
maybe they were not here for that one CYOA Bromont did
good times
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>>14326607
>spoiler

Yeah, me too. I'd feel dirty for it but I'd do it.
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Fairies belong in cages.
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>>14326625
No they don't. They deserve to be free and loved.
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>Fairy talk with Amazon talk going on as well
>Amazonian Fairies

God can you even imagine the shit you'd get from your bros if you were captured by such a thing.
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>>14326463
You have yet to see the greatest villain of our time.
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Too mischievous
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>>14326638
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>>14326575
No you.
>>14326588
>never
http://imgur.com/NeidAqH
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>>14326644
Because it's an edit you retard.
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>>14326644
that edit is pure garbage
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Greatest fairy
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>>14326575
>>14326648
So he's the saltfag again?
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>>14326625
Fae scum deserve to be run through with cold iron
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>>14326648
>>14326651
Suuuuuuuuuure.
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>>14326648
>>14326651
Stop replying to him.
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Hey, has anyone seen less?
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>>14326652
But which subtype is the best anon?

They have the Bob Ross Painter ones, traditional artists, writers, musician, dancers, or the more....questionable artist types. Here have this informative video to help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwWuqhz-zw

Watch it to the end if you dare.
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>>14326671
Is this b8?
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>>14326671
He's in the IRC right now. Yes.
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>>14326671
More or less.
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>>14326663
you know what, im done with this conversation, your just gonna ignore anything i say about it being an edit any way.
>>14326669
im doing that now, after seeing this >>14326663
at first i thought he might have actually not known that they were actually edits, but yeah, i got suckered real good this time
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>>14326677
No, I just haven't seen him here in a while. I worry about him.

>>14326678
Oh yeah, that monster girl IRC. Is it any good or is it cancer?
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>>14326686
Which one of the 10 in Rizon.
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>>14326686

I'm not sure if they talk about crab girls in the IRC.
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>>14326685
Okay futafaggot
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>>14326691
>>14326694
Point is when is less gonna return? I miss someone. One of you faggots in the IRC, pester him. See if he'll toss a Haohi in our direction or something.
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>>14326685
Next time just point him at the original artist's page, if you absolutely must reply

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=31946935
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>>14326634
You wouldn't unless you're the weakest shit on the planet.
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>>14326658
Oh just shut up.
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>>14326722
I'll keep that in mind

Here have a pepper to make up for me being fooled earlier
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Good Night Anons, hope ya'll dream about Monster girls
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>>14326676
All of them would be the best since they're creating new things for the world, even the performance artist ones. To truly decide would require a look at the subtypes and their creations of work
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>>14326746
You aren't the boss of me!
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>>14326676
I-That's...what?

Also, Patreon takes its name from "Patron of the Arts", the idea present since antiquity of paying an artist and supporting them, for no reason other than wanting to see them continue to produce art. Therefore, one could make the argument that anyone who creates content and makes a Patreon asking for Patrons is an artist.
Including, say, DarkSydePhil.
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>>14326756
Go back to /v/
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>>14326756
>one could make the argument that anyone who creates content and makes a Patreon asking for Patrons is an artist

>I Made a sandwich, I'm a chef
No anon, no.
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>>14326766
I'm sorry, but it was just the most awful thing I could think of that one could make the argument for as "Art".
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>>14326746

i don't really remember my dreams.

and when i do they aren't about monster girls.
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>>14326773
I said one could make the argument.

I didn't say it was a good argument.
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>>14326614
4 years.
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>>14326788
Hugs? Sex?

I don't fucking know.
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>>14326788
Kill the artist.
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>>14326788
Public use for horny Pinoy men.
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>>14326788

shitpost about them on /mgt/
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>>14326788
>monsterboy
Leave.
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>>14326788
Punch him in the cunt
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>>14326788
Headpats and aggressive cuddling.
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>>14326746
I've only ever had one monster girl dream and it made me depressed for pretty much the whole day.
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>>14326804
I second this motion.
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>>14326720
I don't feel like pestering him. I would pester Mari but she's a Spy sappin' our sentry, so nah.
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>>14326804
Woah, hold on a second, reconsider this. No need to go so far, we can talk about this.
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>>14326788
Letting her angrily irrumate herself on your dick.
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>>14326798
>public use alps
Boy I am scratching my head over this one.
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>>14326800
Oy vey
Check your privilege, cis-gender scum!
Transgenders are real women! And heroes! They are stunning and brave!
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>>14326788
benis is bagina :DDD
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>>14326817
>her
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>>14326819
Would make for a nice fap mindbreak story at the least. Degradation of the Alp who finds herself put on the racks and constantly fucked by all her former friends. Slowly becoming a slut for the dick.
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>>14326815
It's not going far enough. Headpats, touching the base of her tail, tickling her sides, blowing in her ear, you need to go all Kenshiro on all of her weak points simultaneously.
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>>14326832
Jesus man what are you trying to do to this Alp? That's far enough, there's no need to go further. Have mercy man
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>>14326820
Please, never say such a thing again.

I know you are, in all likelihood, hopefully, just being sarcastic. But all the same, the sheer cringe in those words triggers me.
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>>14326842
>It's 2015
>Still getting triggered
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>>14326788
>that censor
I laughed, can't find this image on his page though.
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What sights could a man hope to see in a Monster Girl ocean?
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>>14326842
Shouldn't you be triggered by constant transgender shitposting instead?
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>>14326891
Manatees turning into mermaids in the eyes of lonely men.

Either that, or sea slimes as far as the eye can see during certain parts of the year.
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>>14326876
>>14326899
>Thinking I was serious
Why bother...
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>>14326901
You'd get instances of Sea Slime swarms drifting past your boat with the current.

If you have urges you can fish one out and use it.
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>>14326891
It depends what their is trade is. I hear pic related is a rather satisfying line of work.
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>>14326906
>that feel when I'd like to keep one.

They dance so lovely with the currents.
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>>14326906
>If you have urges you can fish one out and use it
That's rude.
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>>14326597
I'm pretty sure I can kick that fairy's ass
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>>14326891
as a sailor I saw squid, dolphins, sharks, and bioluminescent plankton
>glow in the dark sea slime
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>>14326922
Did you fuck any?
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>>14326934
>Wanting to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYDYDDeNKss
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>>14326939
nay, laddie, everything this old sailor fucked was on shore and had two legs
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>>14326947
meant to quote >>14326934
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>>14326907
Need more BLACKED monster girls
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>>14326953
Fuck off
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>>14326953
She doesn't look too bad when she isn't in the throes of estrus. Still looks good in heat, though.
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>>14326953

>YES

I read that in Captain Falcon's voice
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>>14326953
Looks hilarious to be honest.
>captcha stallion
Oh my.
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>>14326953
It wold be better if it were men getting BLACKED away from humans by Amazons.
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>>14326953
>Bestiality
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>>14326953
Born for it.
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will monster girls make the pain go away
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An Hiro should wordfilter 'BLACKED' to 'Peanut Buttered.'
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>>14326983
As long as you choose the right one.
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>>14326983

Once they exist maybe.
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>>14326983
No. If anything the worsen it. Here you are, again, talking about love and experiences you will never have, you cannot have, because they aren't real and never will be. Even in we break into genetic engineering, we won't live long enough to see it. All those you will nevers that get thrown around here, they aren't what if's but facts.
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>>14326995
Is it true if you let a mindflayer eat too much of the pain and bad thoughts she'll grow fat?
>>
I want to be trapped on Mars with a bunch of horny Demon girls.
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>>14326989
Seconded.
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>>14326959
>refusing love and peace seeds spread by BBC
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>>14326989
That'd be fuckin' hilarious.
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>>14327002
Hope you have some potatoes to ration, anon.
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>>14326965
>yfw amazon prostitutes all over the place
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks
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>>14323034
almost 19 hours later
I can't talk since I have a NaNoWriMo entry to be writing
take an anubis, you slut
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>>14327001
No, but they might get sick. And eating toxic thoughts can have bad side effects on their temprament.
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>>14327008
I have a bit of Irish blood, I should be fine.
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>>14326983
If it's your cum that pains you, yes.
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>>14327012

>Mindflayer eats the depressing thoughts of a man
>Becomes depressed herself.
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>>14327012
How toxic? Is it managable? It doesn't hurt the Mindflayer does it?

>>14327015
So I can't fuck her a lot, only once a week? What if she begs or forces me to do it more often though?
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>>14326953
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>>14327001
FUCKING DIE
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>>14327011
What's your idea? Maybe I could do it for you.
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>>14326989
Go ask.
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>>14327004
Don't you have some cotton field to pick up?
>>
What if a Mindflayer's husband lost someone very important to them and became incredibly depressed. The Mindflayer, hating to see her husband like that, mindflays him so he thinks that person is still alive. From then on out, she constantly has to add new memories to share with him of that person, from phone calls to visits, she does her best to make memories so he thinks they're still alive.

And the whole charade becomes draining on her, having to pretend to be another person at times to make her husband happy, as well as the guilt of pulling the wool over his eyes with something like this, but the alternative of seeing her husband so broken is far worse.

Mindflayers are such nice girls.
>>
Reminder that monstergirls care solely for the D and wouldn't care who it's attached to. You definitely going to see your favorite girls getting blacked if MGs become real.

>things No one gives with a working brain gives a shit about
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>>14327001
http://pastebin.com/CMzEcqN3
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>>14327037
Hella stupid to be honest, and unnecessary, loss is part of life, she's going to stunt him like that. Fucking mindflayers ruin everything.
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>>14327001
>>14327012
So this is how I defeat those abominations, simply let them into my head. It was so simple all along and they'd never see it coming.
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>>14327027
Don't you have some girl to creepily stare at and not say anything to?
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>>14327044
I feel like I just witnesses someone type out a stroke. Are you okay Anonymous?
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>>14327037
She could have just gradually mindflayed him through the stages of grief.
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>>14327037
Or she could not be a dumb bitch.
>>14327044
That's not true though anon, mamo mana heals all diseases and physical deformities so it'd cure niggerism too.
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>>14327044
I hate to respond, but, if all a Monster girl cared about was dick, then why have the ability to change their husbando's body with MAMONOMANA? Knowing that they can change their husband's body to their preferences, why does it even matter if the guy has a big dick to begin with? They can literally pick and choose their favorite man and make his dick as big as they want it.
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>>14327011
Anubis is a best, and that one is such a cutie.
So...thanks?
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>>14327061
I'd rather my Mindflayer waifu give me a utopia where nothing is wrong than make me accept that life is shit

She could even make a little mental paradise of the two of us, where nothing bad ever happens. And if it does, I don't know about it.
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>>14327064
You're doing it again.
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>>14327070
I know anon, I know. I'm just really tired of c u c k memeposting permeating every single thread of every board I go to. At least baneposting made me chuckle.
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>>14327069
Mindflayer would be best waifu as a lower class citizen in eastern Europe post ww2.
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>>14327073
No, I meant thinking too hard about porn.
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>>14327044
DE would turn niggers into real people.
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>>14327045
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>>14327076
isn't that the entire purpose of this thread?
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>>14327074
>Post WW2
>Mindflayer hears jews lamenting about how fun summer camp was, and how they'd miss "good ol' Auschwitz"
>Gets fed up with their shit
>Mindflays the jews into thinking it was some horrible death camp or some shit instead of just a regular nice internment camp
>Sits back hearing the jews "oy vey", thinking that'll shut them up for a while
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Everyone, please.
Calm down and enjoy some music for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-rzwl5XHw
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>>14327087
I always knew the Holocaust was just some clever trick.
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>>14327084
No, only idiots do that.
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>>14327023
Writing a distant-future story about MG astronauts finding their way into the Solar System after a lengthy voyage. The majority of it is going to cover their way BACK to where they came with their newfound allies.
I'll be honest here, I doubt I'll turn out more than 20k words at best but it's a nice setting to work with even if I don't meet the 50k deadline for NaNoWriMo.

>>14327065
No probs
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Some mod warned a guy for posting polt on /a/ for being "off-topic." He called them out on it with a screenshot. Hours later the mod deleted that post even though it got a bunch of replies. After that, someone rlse called the mod out on deleting that post and it too got a lot of replies. The mod then deleted that post and announced his deletions by linking to the posts and saying "that's enough from you." He then preceded to delete every single post replying to him and calling him salty from multiple people.

If you like Polt, you have a target on your back now. Don'y give in, we Polt fans must have faith in these trying times.
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>>14327103
PFFFFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Get the fuck out of here furfag.
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>>14327103
Good, furfags need to fuck off.
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>>14327103
>going to /a/
it's like you learned nothing
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>>14327103
Global Rule 8 you fucking retard.
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>>14327103
Holy shit that sounds hilarious, archive link to it?

Is the /a/ mod back for revenge? This time, it's personal.
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>>14327103
>Don't give in
>We have to fight back
>We must stand strong
These are indeed words I would expect from a furfag being 'fursecuted'
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>>14327103
Spobgebob loser.gif
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>>14327106
>PFFFFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
What is the point of typing this out? I never understood this it just makes you look like a faggot.
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>>14327103
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>>14327112
I don't know if it's archived yet. Check out the monster musume thread on /a/ right, the mountain of deleted posts is hilarious, and those are only the ones you can see. There were a ton that were deleted besides those.
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>>14327103
>furries are against the rules
OH NO THE HORROR
WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
It's obvious mod brutality!
FurryLivesMatter when?
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>>14327103
>rallying cry for furries
>on 4chan
Seriously nigger?
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So anons, how much meat is too much?
A werewolf with Pochacco's dimensions would be lovely
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>>14327103
>>
>just went over to the /a/ thread
>genderbent versions of the EMG girls is the first thing I see

BURN! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>14326953
I want to see an Alice get BLACKED!
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>>14327139
Those are all thanks to the faggot TF and her whiteknights, mind you. Try and say anything against it and they'll shitpost you off the board.
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>>14327134
Would you please fucking leave?
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>>14327129
>>14327124
>>14327111
>banning people for the discussion of anime and manga characters on /a/ is okay now

You justify because you don't like Polt but it just as easily could've been Miia or any other character from any other show
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>>14327148
RULE. FUCKING. EIGHT. READ IT NIGGER.
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>>14327148
>just as easily
Nah, man. Miia's not furry.
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>>14327134
Have you seen that new girl they added? With the glasses? Those dimensions would be nice.

Chubwock is nice dimensions as well.
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>/a/ threads think this is the stuff we fap to
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>>14327148
Would you be happier if it was an orc?
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>>14327103
Either
A: You had to see this coming, I mean come on dude.
B: You're deliberately trying to make people who like Polt look like fags. Like the 'knight of /a/' was doing a few months ago.
Either way please leave.
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>>14327148
FUCK OFF FURFAG
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>>14327103
He banned me a month for "ban evasion" for calling him out despite not being banned prior, I guess he thought I was someone else or was just making shit up to ban people??
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>>14327150
none of the bans were for rule 8 so it's clear the salty bitch didn't even read it
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>>14327134
>>>/d/
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>>14327145
I'm done. I am so done.
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>>14327162
Sorry anon but that picture you posted is a furry your gonna have to leave.
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>>14327134
Monster Girls delicious and thick
That's what I want to lick
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>>14327171
>hellhounds are furries now

fuck off.
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>>14327153
I have.
It's wonderful.
I want to hug a kikimorra like that and watch her blush and stammer

>>14327174
Thick is great.
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>>14327103
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>>14327171
The fuck?
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>>14327184
He's obviously shitposting, anon.
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>>14327103
Not that this isn't fucking hilarious, but one of the things you're told you cannot do as a janitor is announce yourself.

Poor guy just started and now he's going to get fired before he even gets his first paycheck.
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>>14327198
I hope he gets fired, it was fucking ridiculous. It was like something you'd see on fucking reddit or some two-bit forum. I can't believe the fucker would get so salty and have that much ego.

>"people are calling me out for deleting things"
>"I know, I better delete even MORE things!"
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>They think they can ban evade on /jp/ and get away with it

These faggots aren't that bright, are they?
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>>14327209
What
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>>14327209
I don't think we have any Poltfags here compared to /a/.
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>>14327209
Its easy as fuck to ban evade the fuck are you talking about?
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>>14327212
>>14327162 literally admitted to ban evading. >>14327103 likely was given a vacation as well. Add on violating rule 8 and they're gunna be gone soon. Be prepared for "WAA JANET SUCKS" comments.
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>>14327222
You know not all bans are global right?
It's likely he was just banned from /a/.
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Got to take my mind off things for a bit so here is some butt snake. Let's stop shitposting, ok?

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>Knock. Knock. Knock.
>Your heart leaps in your chest
>Even though you hear that same familiar knock every week now, it hasn't gotten any less exciting
>You spring to your feet and hurry to the door, eager to finally begin the morning activities of your day off

>"G-good morning, M-M-Mister..."
>"Good morning Saki!"
>You grin warmly and give the little Snakegirl a headpat as she enters your room, seemingly ignoring the deep crimson blush on her cheeks and the restless, distracted way in which she is slithering across your floor
>"How did it go? Were you able to sleep much"
>"A-a little."
>"And what about work, did that go okay?"
>"Yes. I d-don't think anybody saw..."
>"Good girl!"
>You casually drape your arm across her petite shoulders and gently lead her to the bedroom, smiling to yourself as you feel her trembling slightly with anticipation

>"Alright, first thing's first." you take a seat on your bed, "...Let's see how you did."
>Knowing exactly what you mean, Saki starts to undress herself in the middle of the room, slowly untying her robes with her scaly white tail swishing nervously all the while
>As her red and white miniature priestess outfit finally falls away, you feel that telltale stirring start up in your pants
>"Oh, Saki. They still make you look really beautiful, you know?"
>"M-M-Mister..."
>She stutters and looks down, away from you as you ogle the tight, restrictive rope harness covering the pure white naked body of the little Shirohebi like a web
>The way the plain brown ropes barely cut in to her perfect white flesh from her neck to her tail-thigh, criss-crossing and making interlaced diamond and triangle shapes on her body already has your heart racing
>Her flat little breasts are squeezed and constricted from all angles; they poke out like soft little cones topped with the tiniest pale pink cherries on her chest

>"I didn't tie them too tight did I?"
>"No."
>She nervously clenches and unclenches her tiny hands down around her crotch as if she just aches to start fondling it
> Here, your mind wanders back to the knot you can barely see beneath her anxious fingers as they move; the knot that rests in between her delicate white pussy lips, barely parting them as it digs into her rose-colored folds
>Since Shirohebi don't have legs to thread a crotch rope in between, that knot had taken ages to position and tighten correctly
>"And they didn't come loose at all?"
>"N-No."
>"Excellent. You've been such a good girl, Saki. Are you ready to et on with things?"
>Here she looks you straight in the eye, not stuttering or wavering at all in her reply.
>"Yes."
>You brush off that sudden, intense gleam in her eye as something brought on by a full day of teasing
>It's only natural for her to want to get a move on after having that rope rubbing up on her pussy for so long, not to mention the plug she now always wears in her anus
>This has been the first time you subjected her to such torments; the added excitement form her having to sneak over to your house early yesterday morning so you could tie her up without her getting caught must only add to that

>"Right then. Let me get my clothes off, and we'll get started."
>Saki's aura and expression instantly go back to their usual state, small, nervous, and submissive
>Even though she's seen it and been cuddled against it many a time during your weekend escapades, you can still hear the young white snake sigh softly in anticipation as you bare your muscular, perfectly toned body for her
>Once your clothes are safely dumped in a haphazard pile on the bed, you turn your attention to the top of your dresser where you have your supplies all aid out

>Taking up a coil of rope, you turn back to Saki
>You take your time in walking over to her, grinning and slowly swinging the rope in your hand, making sure she has all the time in the world to have her anticipation build up
>"Here, move over just a little? Perfect."
>You put your hands on Saki's shoulders and gently direct her a few inches to the left
>Now, she stands right between the two hooks positioned a few feet from each other in the ceiling
>You had installed them last night when your thoughts and excitement for today wouldn't let you sleep
>Wordlessly, you un-coil the rope, stand on your tiptoes beneath the first hook, and reach the rope up, threading it through the hook's eye
>You're thankful you're tall enough that you can just barely reach the ceiling without a step stool
>Sure a step stool would make this bit easier, but you're lazy and otherwise distracted
>Once the first rope is hanging from the first hook with almost equal lengths in each side, you go to your dresser for another rope and repeat the process with it and the second hook
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>>14327153
>Cupid with those hips and rear along with that softness

Muh
Dick
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>>14327103
I believe in God now
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>>14327224
Then he'll get banned for Off Topic in /jp/ and Rule 8 then. Same thing.
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>>14327222
>>14327162 didn't say he was currently ban evading, how do you not know he didn't have that happen long ago? Also

>Rule 8
Who cares about it?
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>>14327222
I don't give a fuck about him though. I'd rather have the shitposters banned than him.
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>>14327222
>Being this retarded
He was banned from /a/
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>>14327222
>evading an unjust ban is bad

Okay, queer. I got banned for ban evading when I wasn't even ban evading in the first place.
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>>14327229
I was talking about the guy who got banned for "Ban Evasion" even though he wasn't previously banned.
Unless I missed something and all ban evansion bans are global.
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>>14327213
several people like polt here, its just posting her here is shitstorm fuel
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>>14327239
Don't fucking start.
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>>14327225
Nice
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>>14327225
>Let's stop shitposting, ok?
nah
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>>14327239
People talk about Polt all the time, the conversation happens and then it's over and we talk about other things. Like Slime waifus changing their body for you.
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>>14327101
That sounds like a pretty damn cool story.
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>>14327239
Not now, anon.
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>>14327189
Huh. Y'know something...I just realized this image ranks the girls from Best < < Worst.
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>>14327225
>Loli Hebi wearing shibari under clothes
H-Hnnnnggg...
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>>14327257
Your sorting is weird, Yukiko isn't on the left or right so I can't understand where best is since she's worst
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>>14327244
All I'm saying is that some like her that's all.

I'm really here to talk about fighting salamander and giving various fruit to solider beetles

so lets talk about that.
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>>14327269
>"Peace," she declares.
Indeed, Sea Bishop.
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>>14327103
Why that thread exist in the first place?
Anime ended months ago, manga is once per 2 months
That thread is just another general
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>>14327279
Shut up anon...
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>>14327229
And you wont?
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>>14327225
Oh baby
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>>14327267
>giving various fruit to solider beetles
why?
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>>14327287
Beetles like fruit.
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>>14327264
I like Yukiko more than Chie personally.
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>>14327290
I want to enjoy a fruit salad with a solider beetle.
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>>14327257
>Chie
>Worst
I will fucking fight you.
Unless you're implying Naoto's the worst, in which case I will still fucking fight you.
>>
Nekomatas
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>>14327306
My boy
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>>14327304
Indeed.

What would you put in it?
Tangerines, apples, and strawberries would be great
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>>14327306
What if they're both the worst?
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>>14327312
Honk honk
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>>14327324
Neither of them are Marie anon.
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>>14327306
Alright, put 'em up!
Chie's the worst. Naoto's the best.
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>>14327323
I want to see their licks pucker after they bite into some citrusy stuff.
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>>14325795
>I have come for your Reese's Christmas Trees
I don't fucking think so.
I wait for Christmas all year so I can buy these things, I will fucking fight you to the death if you think you're taking them.

Actually...tell you what. If you turn around and bend over a little bit, I'll share some with you.

Yeah, yeah, just like that. Could you, um...lift your tail a little?

Who do hooves on bipeds make their asses so fuckable?
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>>14327332
ZR Hanakana > glutton in spats > transvestite sherlock holmes wannabe
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>>14327333
I like you anon. Naoto was too good for me to ignore, other girls are still pretty good though.
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>>14327279
You ever see the Dark Crystal, anon? We're the Skeksis.

>>14327354
Because they're standing on their tiptoes so you get the highheel effect on their thighs and butts every moment of the day. Plus tiny feet emphasize the curves of the legs. So it's a double whammy.
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>>14327362
>Rating the shitty tsundere donut steel above anyone.
I like Yukari more than I like Marie.
And I fucking hate Yukari.
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>>14327362
>Rating Naoto at the bottom
You. Me. 10 paces at high noon.
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>>14327385
Its been a while since I've played persona 4, remind me who Marie is?
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>>14327362
>actually liking marie
you sir are what i like to call a retard
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>>14327403
Shitty donut steel character added for the Vita re-release.
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>>14327323
I put inn all of that long with some Kiwi, melon and pineapple.

I want to see her eye's sparkle for what's in store.
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>>14327375
this nigga knows what's up
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>>14327413
How OC are we talking?
Is it "sticks out like a sore thumb" bad or "black hole of power and importance" bad?
>>
Think I could convince a Dark Elf to step on me and call me n'wah?

Dark Elf have cute feet.
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>>14327430
Black hole of power and importance.
She's an aspect of Izanami who gained her own sentience, and is pushed in a shit-ton of scenes and situations.
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>>14327225
>Saki has been waiting patiently for you all the while; she is still fidgeting and her blush deepens whenever the two of you make eye contact, but she is definitely curious as to what you are planning
>Finally satisfied with your ceiling ropes, you procure a few more coils along with a different item from your dresser and walk around behind the priestess-in-training
>"Let's get this harness off you, okay? I'm sure it's gotten ...itchy."
>"It has, Mister."
>"Well, I'm afraid we aren't done with tying you up for today, but a new position should help a little, hmmm?"
>She gives a slow, solemn nod, barely pouting when you aren't looking

>You kneel down and deposit your mass of ropes next to you
>After fumbling with the knots and loops on her back for a few minutes, the rope finally falls away from Saki's petite, immature frame
> As sad as you are to see her beautiful skindentation go, you gulp down the lump in your throat as you survey the angry pink marks all over her body where the rope had cut into her
>These are beautiful in a whole different way
>"Are you sure they weren't too tight Saki?"
>You tenderly run a finger diagonally across her back along one of the almost glowing rope lines
>"Ah-uwaaaa! N-no, Mister, I already said they were okay..."
>"Sorry. Silly me, I guess I'm being too worried. Make sure you tell me if something feels bad though, I really don't want you to get hurt."
>"I will, Mister."
>"Good girl!"
>You give her a headpat and a warm smile
>As sensitive as her rope marks are, you can only guess that the little Shirohebi is in to a little bit of discomfort
>In that case, she'll have no problem with this item.

>A thick, perforated black bit gag.
>You take it in both hands and bring it down over her head, coming to rest with the gag inches from her face
>"Uwaaaa! M-Mister!"
>"Sorry if that surprised you, Saki. Could you open for me?"
>"...aaaahh"
>The little snakegirl makes the cutest noise as she obediently opens her mouth for the bit gag
>Grinning, you guide it into her mouth and let her bite down on it before pulling it tighter and buckling it behind her head
>"Aaah-aAAH!"
>"Sorry, Saki. Too tight?"
>A slight pause, and she slowly shakes her head
>"Alright then! Good girl!"
>You give her a headpat

>"Now then! Show me your arms."
>Saki starts to turn around and stretch her arms out to you
>"Ah-ah! I didn't tell you to turn around."
>She blushes, turns back around, and puts her arms behind her back
>"Good girl!"
>You pull her arms together and start to coil the first rope from your pile around her tiny wrists
>The way that thick black bit is lodged firmly behind her fangs, forcing her little jaws apart and her cheeks back makes your heart flutter
>After wrapping the rope several times, you loop the remaining length between her wrists and tie it off securely
>The second rope gets tied much like the first; this time around her arms just above her elbows
>"Okay, Saki. NOW you can turn around."

>She struggles a bit as she twists to face you; with her arms tightly tied like that her balance is a little off
>"Doing okay?"
>She nods and looks away from you as the color creeps back into her cheeks
>Yet another rope is crafted into a chest harness, you loop it around her chest a few times just below her breasts, and then again just above them
>Once that part is done, you criss-cross it over her shoulders, around the back of her neck, and between her little chest lumps in an X shape
>You make that circuit just twice.
>Even though it may be a little unnecessary, you can't help but keep a hand, or at least a finger on one of her teats at all times
>...to steady yourself. Yeah.
>The way she blushes and looks up at you when you do it makes it even better; her embarrassed, confused, yet barely understanding expression is almost too much
>It's like she knows exactly what you're doing, but she's either too naive to fully understand or she's a fantastic actor

>Picking up a fourth rope, you pull Saki in close with your free hand in order to loop the rope around her back and upper arms
>Your bare chest barely grazes hers and you feel her tiny, erect nipples drag against your pectorals
>"...awawaaa..."
>Before her adorable little embarrassed babble has the chance to start up, you pull away and even the length of the rope on each side
>You do your best to ignore it, but the way her 'awawa's increase in volume whenever you lean closer to loop the rope around her torso and then decrease as you pull away again is making you giggle
>Eventually though, you have almost the full length of the rope tied neatly around Saki's lower chest and upper stomach, binding her already trussed arms firmly down against her back
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>You take your kikimora and bend her over the table she's currently dusting, you then take her roughly from behind
>You lift up her thick, frilly skirt, rip off her panties, and tear off her garter belt
>You start pounding away at her unused pink slit, thoroughly wet as if responding to you
>"M-M-MASTER!!!~" She gasps, surprised and aroused
>You stick two fingers in her mouth which she sucks and bites as she moans
>You finish inside and leave her sweaty, disheveled, and sprawled out on the ground
>She's panting and looking at you lovingly
>You return her gaze, affecting a certain coldness
>You straighten your tie "your services are no longer needed, you're fired."
>She looks at you, absolutely crushed
>"M-Master... but..." she stifles tears
>"No buts."
>You offer her your hand "It wouldn't make sense for my wife to work as a maid, right?"
>Her tears of sadness turn to tears of joy "MASTER!! MASTER!!!" she kisses you all over as her feathery tail swishes back and forth
>>
>No tattooed demigod of wrath waifu with glowy metal arms who punches things
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Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.
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>>14327466
>That elf's face
I can't stop laughing, help.
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>>14327456
2 out of 3's not bad.
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>>14327434
That does sound bad.
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