What lengths would you go to to have sex with Alice?
Alice is my favorite touhou, but she's for cuddling, tea, and talking about dolls. Not sex.
i would sacrifice everything for a chance to be with alice. i would nuke my harddrives. i would burn all my money. i would kill my loved ones with my bare hands. i would torture children in front of their parents. i would drink bleach. i would take it up the ass from several strangers. i would do anything just for one night with alice.
About the same as she would to have sex with me.
Strictly speaking, one pussy is not that different from another one to bother going through significant lengths for sexual purposes alone.
I would even marry her
Ropes, chains, drugs, anti-youkai magic, stuff like that.
Is it still prostitution if it's unsolicited, and is intended to clear an existing debt?
The correct way to train your Alice is to reward her after she properly begs and degrades herself.
Make the reward increasingly smaller, and eventually she'll do it just because it makes you happy.
Alice is NOT for sex!
Alice is for cute tea parties, playing with dolls. and trying on dresses.
>and degrades herself.
Why would I deny myself that fun?
Do you just look around for plebs in need or something to spoonfeed? That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?
If you're going to attempt to "show off", at least develop a minimal level of skill.
It's actually more enjoyable to be an learner unless you're some super hardcore faggot who never talks with anyone because while you are EOP or learning, you're embedded in this helpful community that wants to share things with others.
When you finally become a real deal 日本語 master a switch flips and you become this bitter asshole who thinks that nobody whose Japanese is worse than you deserves to have any content.
>That's, what, 5 year old level Japanese, using only kanji so common that you'd have to be retarded to not know them?
Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation. Are you telling me that roughly 97% of the USA population knows those kanji, since because they are not retarded, they would have to know those kanji?
>Roughly 3% of the USA population^ suffers from mental retardation
Oh wow are you for real?
Depends. If it's just Alice, I probably wouldn't go further than casually asking for sex. If Shanghai is involved, I'd throw away my pride and do whatever she asks of me.
Maybe this one :
I want to lick Alice's anus too.
Also the ntr one where Alice cheats on Marisa with an ugly dude.
I want to ejaculate inside every Touhou. Actually, I don't even need to have sex with them, getting to inject them with a medical syringe full of my jizz while they sleep would be enough.
I want to give every Touhou my special love injection, having them lying face down on the bed with their butt exposed: "Don't worry, *****-chan, it's going to be painless".
I believe he meant this: http://exhentai.org/g/710789/b8da0fa7f5/
I want to give Alice a tongue bath
Hard to pick just one.
Honorable mention to http://exhentai.org/g/797299/12688cc1e1/ for page 15 alone, and to most of http://exhentai.org/g/486925/b9833e0a80/
Dude, that isn't Alice. The girl in your pic is clearly a young Yukari.
I wonder if any humans got so sick of pooping they threw away their humanity.
What if Alice's blond hair is actually painted/bleached and her hair color is actually black or brown?!
Dunno. I don't want to force her into anything, but at the same time I want to have passionate sex with her while her dolls are watching us.
What about her?
She sure is.
Oh yes! That would be even better.
This thread makes me uncomfortable knowing I have 3 family members that hold resemblance to Alice.
Do you think Alice and Patchouli would want Marisa to become a Youkai so that they can spend more time with her? If Marisa became a Youkai would it cause a rift in her relationship with Reimu?
Alice fans, we need your help. Ideología Inversa, a Youtube channel that analyzes Touhou characters through canon material/stories, are calling for votes in the comment section to determine on which girl they are going to focus to make the next video. Their videos are really funny and even take the official manga and old games into consideration. Unfortunately, they're just available in Spanish for now, but if you manage to understand what they are saying, you'll have a great time watching them. Please, make your voice be heard.
I hope she allowed the /jp/sies to triple penetrate her before clamping her unnatural youkai muscles shut and castrating all three of them with her orifices. It would be even hotter if she had allowed them to cum and castrated them just in time to have their bloody semen shoot out of their stumps all over her alabaster skin. I guess she could have magic'ed the other to have their testicles explode or something, I dunno.
With Kasen it's because she's so pure and anti-sex, yet sexy as hell. All the lecturing doesn't help either.
Alice is in a similar boat, but less pure and more aloof, and she lives all alone in the middle of nowhere. Also dolls.
When he said slept together, he meant, in the same room, not in a sexual way
They're seen together in some of the other canon games, not just IN, so you can assume that they like each other at least a little bit
People also ship them all the time, for what it's worth (which isn't much)
To elaborate, she's utterly sexually unavailable despite being so sexually desirable. Even if I imagined myself as a rich, handsome bodybuilder, Kasen would still never become my bride. The resentment turns my attraction sour and makes me want to rape her instead of loving her.
Sloppy second are rhe best. Imagining myself pushing a tidal wave of cum out of her used-up pussy and shooting in some of my own without her even reacring anymore gets me way harder than going first and taking her virginity.
It's sad, though. Any sex with Kasen has to be rape. She'll never know happy sex, unless she breaks or something.
It's not like she's a bad person either. She's just trying to help, she doesn't deserve any abuse. But it'd be hard to find a Touhou who's got it coming more than Kasen.
I'm sure there's someone out there Kasen could fall in love with and have passionate consensual sex with.
I personally enjoy more the lovey dovey sex with a very willing girl. I suppose that it requires a certain type of personality to enjoy rape oriented works. Although rape in doujin can barely be called rape, since the victim always ends up enjoying it.
In the end, it is just bad writing.
Tell me how many hardcore doujins go like this:
Remember that doujin about Komachi being forced to work as a whore by Johnny? Johnny was actually honest enough to have Komachi not enjoy the experience in any way, and end it with her sobbing in the darkness. Guess what happened? Plenty of dorks begged him to give it a happier ending.