In which we praise our Dragon Mistresses.
Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
>>13225656
First for the horrors of war.
First for shortstack Harpies.
I want to make a loving family with a crow tengu!
Which monster would you assist in conquering the sandbox at a kindergarten??
So I heard you like non-shit succusluts.
>>13225661
I want to make a crow tengu happy for the rest of her life!
>>13225664
Wurm and Sandworm. They just want the sandbox as a peaceful place to play and that's how it should be.
>>13225664
Depends, if the Pharaoh isn't already the ruler then her obviously.
If she is, then I'll get the vampire aristocrat brats to fund an expedition to conquer the desert savages.
>>13225657
>You will never teach your daughteru about Vimy Ridge.
>>13225671
Yes, I do.
Lava Golems are love.
>>13225524
>Not taking advantage of your sewer-dwelling nature to save the Mayor's baby and show the world that even weirdos like you who don't like tailpussy can still be kind caring members of society
>>13225664
I don't want to get on Hellpup's bad side. Or she'll give me a wedgie.
>>13225684
>Revealing yourself after you intentionally retreated into the shadows
>>13225553
> I don't think I could handle monster girls.
Neither do I, that's the point.
You get tossed into a chaotic milieu of sex, aggression, and tailpussy as your life spirals out of control around you. You don't know how to handle it; you can't handle it; the dice get cast and they fall where they may.
Losing control is part of the appeal. To me anyway.
>>13225675
>peaceful place
It's never been peaceful with that tyrant Pharaoh trying to take it over.
>>13225690
Well how will you be the first mayor of MGC who doesn't like tailpussy if you don't reveal yourself?
>>13225664
I aid Anubis, and whomever she chooses to ally with.
>>13225696
Because I would never want to be a figurehead in the worst city imaginable, especially after I took great pains to ensure I disappeared from it.
>>13225446
But its not. I have the dream, remember it then sometime later, usually like weeks or even months later, that exact scenario happens down to every last detail. I know other people who have had the same thing happen to them too.
>>13225657
>>13225657
Christ, are we on this tangent again? Seems like every two weeks or so we go back to passchendaele.
>>13225680
Thank god. She doesn't need to know.
>>13225697
>Anubis
Ain't that a surprise.
PALADINS! YOU ARE NEEDED!
>>13225710
>Anubis Butter.
O-Oh my... How depraved.
>>13225719
We stand ready, always.
>>13225165
>You figure it's something she has to control consciously to actually form clothes and different types of cages from
>Shrugging, you princess carry her around her home, checking every room for the ever elusive bathroom.
>The place is well kept, large and very very gothic, with spacious rooms secreted throughout. Everything has spikes and columns, and her grand-father clock looks like a smaller, woodier cathedral.
>"So? Where is the shower?"
>'Mmh, up the stairs, to the right."
>"'Kay."
>You plod along, feeling the tips of the girl's almost obscenely long white hair brushing against your calves as you carry her.
>You come to the room she pointed out and open the door, putting the girl back on her feet
>You expect a little bathroom, maybe a little fancy. What you open up to is more of an indoor pool. It's a massive bath with vents all over the place
>"Wow. Impressive."
>"Mmmh." She slips into the water and crystals based at particular positions about the bath begin to glow red.
>"Wow, magic?" You slip into the waters next to her
>"It's an old bath. the whole house is old, really. An uh... you know, it could also be yours... if you want."
>You wrap an arm around her and pull her into a hug, before kissing the top of her head
>"I'll think about it."
>There's a ledge in the deep bath, and you sit on it, taking her with you, and placing her in your lap
>"Want to... try it out? I kind of already know what the inside of your place is like. We could live together? For a bit?"
>You chuckle, "I don't know how long you've been looking at me, but I met you just a night ago. Lets take it easy. I mean, that said... Feel free to crash at mine some of the time. And I guess I could stay here, but I don't really know where here is. You went and got me lost, remember?"
>She wiggles her round rump into your bare crotch, "And how to you like being lost?"
>You kiss her collarbone, and nibble at her throat as you massage her hips and belly in the warm, now-soapy waters
>>13225691
Sorry anon, but that's not an appeal to me.
I think they would just stress me out and cause me to run the fuck out of town to the nearest human city.
>>13225707
Every MG needs to know about the horrors of war.
>>13224460
>Who is this alp?
Ayxect, the protagonist of Succubus Quest 2, a battlefuck game where you fight monster girls in dreamland with sexual techniques and defeat them by making them orgasm.
Here's thefakefinal boss, by the way.
>>13225735
Is it translated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PxQmHIQ5o
>The Holy City had fallen
>But he stood his ground where others failed
>One man
>One very oiled up Manticore's lovebulb
>This summer
>Orlando Bloom stars in the most epic shitty story of our time
>Kingdom of Whelps
>>13225723
>depraved
It's not depraved.
It's used to make anal sex more enjoyable with your monster waifu for an affordable price.It also helps in getting you hand unstuck from places
>>13225657
>>13225680
Bunch of slack jawed pussy faggots.
>>13225671
Delicious
>>13225710
I know what I like, what can I say?
>>13225723It makes a great lube.
>>13225671
Would resurrect my clan with.
>>13225744
I think someone tried, I wasn't able to get it to work. Not to mention after the game was completed, fans got a hold of it and added tons of new shit(pic related). I have no idea how up to date said translation is.
>>13225727
>Met last night
>Wants to live together
Well, she is living up to her nature, and I guess she HAS known us a lot longer than we've known her.
>>13225727
>What you open up to is more of an indoor pool. It's a massive bath with vents all over the place
I want something like this. It'd be lovely.
That or an onsen.
Or both.
>>13225750
Also good for massages and "-jobs" of all sorts.
>>13225660
This is what happens when a petite girl drinks Hathor milk
>>13225751
>Österreich
>not a complete drain on Central Powers
Top-Lachen, mein Freund
>>13225773
The reorganisation of 1915 made things better.
>>13225770
From enjoyable anal sex with your monsterfu, to getting your hand unstuck from the pringles can, to even a simple massage.
Anubis Butter can do it all, and for the low low price of $15.99!
Order now and you'll get a second tub for free, as well as a spraycan of Fairy Dust to make that special night into a funky night! That's a $79.99 offer, for only $15.99!
Call now!
Heil Schwansmuschi
>>13225793
I seriously don't know why people fall for these type of ads.
It's like those stupid "nine out of Ten doctors recommend this product!" ads that are complete bullshit.
>>13225804
Because you're actually seeing the product being used without any scene transitions or cuts, like with Billy Mayes.
>>13225751
>Bunch of slack jawed pussy faggots.
Not like me. I'm a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus
>>13225729
This. If a man is scared enough/seriously freaks out at their seduction attempts, would most monstergirls just leave him alone?
>>13225804
Hey, some of them actually work. Those Sabbath Pregnancy Pills are perfect if you want 10-15 kids at once.
Now I have my very own pack of hellpups!
>>13225802
What happens in country of Tailpussies?
What can a man expect, should he elect to visit or even immigrate?
>>13225814
I like to imagine they'd catch him, tie him down, and do gentle, loving rape to teach him that there's nothing bad about a girl being interested in him. In fact it can really be exceptionally pleasant.
>>13225811
>Tyrannosaurus
>Not dicking the superior Sabertooth Jinko
But that's haram.
>>13225823
>Being a woman in the middle east
>>13225821
Please tell me you're raising them into a Sports Team.
>>13225830
>Being a woman
>>13225823
Make sure to wear protective coverings at all times. Padded. Nothing loose, and leave as little exposed skin as possible.
Do this, and you'll have a fine time.
>>13225832
>The point
>Your head
>Monstergirl porn
>>13225837
>being a man in the tailpussy republic is like being a woman in the middle east
I got it you fucking mong.
>>13225826
>Not dicking them both
>Not starting your own Jurassic Park with your daughters
>>13225838
>>13225841
Impressive.
>>13225751
Can you delete that?
>>13225844
Manticores are shit.
I'd rather shoot porn with a Mantis, or hell I'd rather take an entire pack of Werewolves than a fucking Manticore!
>>13225844
>beta porn
Monster daughteru hugs are best hugs, prove me wrong
>>13225853
I take it that means you're pretty open about shooting with a Manticore.
>>13225856
It's porn FOR monstergirls
They all love domming the shota
>>13225859
No.
>>13225862
Considering how little femdom porn there is, and how shitty it all is, I would love to watch that.
Or rather, I wouldn't need to watch it - I could just pop down to the local pub and have three different Manticores trying to unzip my pants with their tails.
>>13225862
What about the sub monsters?
>>13225858
Adoptive monster mum hugs are better
>>13225858
I will. Hugs with all your daughters and your wife at the same time.
http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W
Would you a Krampus?
>>13225811
Finally someone got it.
>>13225757
Jealous dereyanderes, man.
>>13225762
Big baths are olev.
>>13225727
>"I don't mind it one bit, honestly, but" a little bit of seriousness bleeds into your tone, "I can't be lost forever."
>She turns in place, and faces you, straddling you now rather than sitting on your lap.
>A small tongue of fire flicks off her shoulder, and she pouts, but something in the back of your mind tells you you're close to treading into precarious ground
>"And why not? What's so wrong with it? Why can't you just stay with me?! Don't Yo-"
>You seal her tirade with a kiss before she can continue further down that path
>"How old are you?"
>"W-what?"
>"How old are you?"
>"F-Four hundred... I think?"
>"I'm twenty one. The way you think, and the way I think, are very different. Maybe you've seen as much as you want to see. Maybe you just want some one to call home, you want it as soon as possible and you can't wait to have it, but these things take time, right?"
>"I guess..."
>You catch her eyes. Sapphires of yearning and loneliness stare back into you, and you smile, "I know where you were going with that. And just because I'm not ready to pack my bags and leave with you into eternity doesn't mean I don't like you, okay?"
>She's silent a moment. "Sorry, I... lost it for a moment there. I understand it's not the same for you as it is for me, I'm just... scared of being alone any longer."
>Even though, with so little of her metal cage being used, she's quite buxom and curvy
>Even though she even eclipses you in height by a few inches as she is
>Even though she sits upon you and looks down, shapely breasts swaying with her slight breasts, commanding your field of vision
>She looks so very small.
>...
>You bury your face into her chest, "Don't be. I'm here, for now, and I see no reason to leave. I mean, leave as in, for good, like, I still need to get home a-"
>She cuts you off with a kiss and a giggle, "I get what you mean."
>>13225853
>Porn staring Mantids
>Shot mostly like a horror film
>Except that in the end, instead of being slashed to death, just the guys clothes get slashed
>And then he gets fucked by a horny, determined "Rapist".
>>13225862
>They all love domming the shota
Which is the exact problem with most of monster girl porn.
>>13225831
A roller derby team?
>>13225872
Absolutely not. That sounds awful.
>#tailpussy is here
>>13225856
>All the titles are stuff like "Poor Little Bitch Boy:XXVII"
Would you star in an MGC Porno?
Would you do so knowing it's a one-off hook-up for singles, and you'll likely wind up husbando'd by your co-star?
Would you do so if you got your pick of prospective films?Would you show your porno to your children someday, just to mess with them?Would you do so in a sneaky way, so that they get into it first, before realizing who's in it?
>>13225885
>XXVII
Long running series I see.
>>13225842
>Those clever "velociraptors" are a constant thorn in your side, harassing the guests by slipping into places they shouldn't be
>They're so darn cute everyone forgives them for it anyway
>>13225887
>being a whore
kek.
>>13225831
Of course, they all want to playHockey. Except for Haley who wants to be a sumo wrestler but I think it's just so she can get more cookies and steak
>>13225887
No, there are plenty of better ways to meet your waifu. Why do a one shot porno to meet your waifu when you could take a one time vacation to a hot springs or a maid cafe or something and meet your waifu?
>>13225887
Enter the Dragon would be my master piece
>>13225899
He can't be a whoreWhores get paid
>>13225887
I would act in a porn series called "Tales from the Crypt". In which I wear a stereotypical letterman jacket, talk in 50's lingo and try to cut through a graveyard at night, only to be set upon by a pack of Ghoul Girls. Who then ravish me.
The sequels follow a similar premise, but with a different Undead Girl or Girls each time.
>>13225887
Do you get to pick who you'll be starring with?
>>13225902
>Hellpups
>On ice
this makes just slightly more sense than that family of slime fashion designers and, surprisingly, LESS sense than those synchronized swimming sandworms.
>>13225908
I don't know if a Mantis or Kunoichi would lower herself to work in a maid cafe.
>>13225910
Oh damn.
So do monsters have NTR porn where the shota is raped and mindbroken by fat, ugly human women?
>>13225911
>Final movie in the series is entitled "Wight Night"
>It involves nightmarish wine baths and hours of footjobs, both real and spectral
I've given up on having any MG ideas I have ever getting drawn.
>>13225918
A kunoichi totally would. I mean, what if for some reason she had to assassinate a neckbeard that loved maid cafes?
>>13225928
You'll get no pity from me. If alp can get something, anyone can.
I hate to be that guy but /jp/ do you by any chance have any pictures of a manticore with a mechanical/cybernetic/prosthetic tail?Don't judge
>>13225942
There's one of a manticore that's strapped a guy into a milking machine. It's as close as you'll get.
>>13225942
Oh I'm super judging you.
>>13225915
Hey, just because they are on fire doesn't mean they hate the cold! Alrhoufh they'd need specialized gloves/skates/helmets and a tail guard
I want to send an Anubis and Pharaoh to Siberia and a Yuki-Onna and Yeti to the Bahamas
>>13225949
>Alrhoufh
Anon did you just have a stroke?
>>13225949
I'm more concerned about the ice melting than their comfort.
Monster Girl character pack for Payday 2 when?
>>13225911
You've got good taste anon.
>>13225925
That sounds sublime.
>>13225913
No. You just get to hear the title of prospective films in development. You have to guess what MG will be your co-star (And likely future waifu) based on that.They're all extremely obvious puns, so you shouldn't have too hard a time.
>>13225908
>Hot Spring "Aide" route
You've got the right idea anon.
>One time vacation
Why not go back for your anniversary?
>>13225957
Stop wasting images on irrelevant shit, we haven't even reached the bump limit.
>>13225960
What are some Werewolf or Manticore puns that'd work for porn?
>>13225966
>Pack Mentality XI
>Plump Tailpussies IV
Congratulation anon!
You are now the Producer for the MGE Idol project.
It is your job to form groups to sing together, their style, and their name.
What do you have in mind?Hoping we can get some drawfags
>>13225968
I'd probably form a primarily Egyptian-Girl group, with a belly dancer theme.Also, that Baphomet looks delicious and I want to lick and kiss her flat chest and belly.
>>13225873
I like predator girls. Their face is too inhuman to be appropriate for the thread or interest most here though. But still they are hot. Silly vanilla fags think manticore is an apex sexual predator. Yautja will claim her tail pussy as a trophy and show her how to truely dom a human.
>>13225968
Oh my god they all look like complete shit.
I refuse to accept this job.
>>13225968
I want Lich to sing/perform Thriller with an army of zombie girls
>>13225968
>Begging this blatantly for art
>For basically a roll post that you forgot to include the random generator in
>>13225953
You can't prove anithf
>>13225954
Either a Mage would enchant it or a Glacies/Yuki-onna would do something
>>13225867
> "Clumsy Little Sister 4"
"It's time for another installment of everyone's favourite lil' Alice, Chloe Stockings. In this two-disk box set Chloe accidentally erases her big brother's porn collection! But a brutal irrumation isn't enough to settle this sibling rivalry, as onee-chan pulls out a camera and decides to make some new films of his own!"
> "Pet the Tsurupettan, Volume XXV"
"The Sabbath favourite, Tsurupettan XXV is the raunchiest flat-chested grope-fest yet! Watch witches, familiars, and baphomets squirm as their much older companions' busy hands rove ev-ery-where!"
> "Did You Put Dormouse Molasses In My Tea? 2"
"Hot on the heels of last year's smash-hit sensation, see more rowdy monstergirls get taken down a peg and turned into sleep-molested cumdumps! We've got onis, dark elves, and even a manticore! Watch their secret, depraved sub dreams come true - literally! Viewers at home certainly won't be sleeping through this one!"
>>13225967
Those aren't puns, man.
>>13225942
I would be interested in this as well. I doubt what you specifically asked for exists at the moment, but i'm sure there are robot girl pics with high tech onahole tentacles somewhere.
>>13225986
2lewd4me.
>>13225966
Wolf it Down 19
Tailpussyspin 0: The rapening
Scorpio 3: the Mane Event (technically part of a girtablilu series, but this one stars manticores)
Pride 9Dog Days 11
Rat Pack 7 ( a series in which a bunch of werewolves and large mice invade a fraternity)
That's all I got
>>13225991
Lamiroid, trooperoid, all those type of abominations from MGQ.
>>13225986
>Did You Put Dormouse Molasses In My Tea?
I would buy every single DVD available.
Give me wurms or give me death! I wish to start a glorious new wurm-based civilization! Scientist wurms will advance hand in hand with their less intelligent brethren to start a glorious new age of wurms!
>>13225972
Belly dancers are arabian. Egyptians do this werid shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>13225986
Oh My.
>>13226003
Yeah good for you, too bad they're still shit.
>>13225923
I fucking hope notprobably
it's what all the lizards and oomukades watchAnd elves
>>13226003
>this is so stupid I can't see straight
>>13226004
>Implying an idol group has to make any particular cultural sense
Huh. That thread died a lot faster than the previous one. Does /jp/ actually pick up on weekdays as opposed to the weekend?
>>13226003
It will be like in idiocracy where scientific progress comes to a halt because everyone with an above average IQ dedicates their lives to making their penises larger. Or their husbando's in this case.
>>13225986
These are magnificent. I'd watch all of them.And potentially star in an entry of the "Dormouse Molasses" series, with an Anubis.
>>13225957
Dragon hoard/Oni prized drink stash/Apophis invaluable venom vial collection/Tanuki Central Bank Heist missions when?
>>13225996
Oh, wait
>Lion Around 39
A manticor lying in seductive poses, using only words, makes an initially sobbing shota rape himself with her tail. For three hours.
>>13225986
>flat chested grope fest
>groping flat chest
Other than that good job.
>>13226028
I'd rather star with a Mantis.
Maybe a savage looking Werewolf.
>>13226011
Fuck off.
>>13226035
>>13226028
Am I wrong for wanting a surprise ending where they throw a dormouse on four cups of coffee into the mix?
>>13226040
No.
>>13225986
What's in the femdom section?
>Pick up a porno with a curious title
>WOO WOO!
>Three hours of the hottest ghost blowjobs, ghost titjobs, and raw ghost sex
>Sounds hot, don't notice fine print
>*dvd may be haunted
>>13226054
Not any time soon, but then again eh.
>>13226054
When we get monster girls irl, then you can have this thread all for yourself
You know the drill everyone oneCreepy Crawler: An Oomukade stalks her, unknowing, lover before breaking into his house and raping him
>>13225986
>"Tumble in the Jungle XIII"
"Don't miss out on the next thrilling installment of explorer Dick Johnson on his trek through the jungles of the amazon. Watch as he is assaulted by native tribeswomen, along with the local flora and fauna!"
>"Down on the Farm XXI"
"Join farmer Big "Brawly" Michaels as he goes about another day of work on his farm. Activities range all the way from milking the Holstaurus to dealing with a flock of freshly sheared sheep girls, ending with Michaels finishing off the day by rewarding the farm dog with a nice hard bone!
>"The Three Slutsketeers!"
"Join the three Dhampir slutsketeers as they travel across the land with their human friend and 'companion' to bring an end to the reign of the evil Vampire aristocracy, discovering a hunger within them that could jeopardize their entire mission, along with the life of their friend!"
You fucking would.
>>13226054
Never. And you know this full well, so please stop trying to spark shitstorms.
>>13226054
Those are straight up furries.
>>13225968
gothic/emo styled idol group
they'd all have scenester hair
they'd be calledhair cutskek
>>13226073
>>13226069
>>13226065
>>13226063
Report and ignore, yadda yadda.
>>13226054
>Santana
Don't know why, but I fucking lost it. Something about the name.
How big is your monstergirl folder? Is it organized at all? I've got like 4.5 gigs of monstergirl pictures and maybe half of it is all a thrown together clusterfuck.
>>13226062
This is actually one of my biggest fears. Can't have sex if I'm having a heart attack.Or can I?
>>13226067
That last one sounds straight out of a for tv latenight porn.Speaking of for tv things, would they have horror themed porn movies like Ice Spiders?
>>13226063
>>13226065
>>13226069
>>13226073
Fujoshit-kun posted that exact image back in the /a/ threads to stir shit up, so I'd refrain from giving him the attention he had prior.
>>13225968
Well, there's still the SerpenTeens.Still no art of them, though for obvious reasons.
>>13226087
Of course you can. It's one of the best ways to die.
>>13226067
>>"The Three Slutsketeers!"
>"Join the three Dhampir slutsketeers as they travel across the land with their human friend and 'companion' to bring an end to the reign of the evil Vampire aristocracy, discovering a hunger within them that could jeopardize their entire mission, along with the life of their friend!"
I'd watch it.
>>13226068
Fucking Krampus, man. Always showing up when they aren't wanted.I know that deal would have had Brimstone, Abaddon and the Pact if you weren't there.Also, yes I would.
>>13225874
Oh god. She is so good.
>>13226062
Sounds good to me, man.
>>13226087
Is that youHisao?
>>13226068
nah man
The only part of bullying/humilation I get off on is the revenge
>>13226085
It's organized and complete, but I only keep track of my waifu.
>>13226085
5.7 gigs, of which 1.6 gigs is doujin and the rest are images grouped into folders, including independent folders for 3 different kinds of holst, and my personal favourite, "Froggirls"
>>13226105
Damn, I want to say I know what this is from.
The fuck is this again?
>>13226113
Yume Miru Kusuri AKA Babby's First Visual Novel
>>13226110
Slut.
>>13226113
YMK.
>>13226089
Aye aye
>>13226110
>even saved the one with catdick
You fail.
>>13226116
>>13226119
Yep, that's the one, how the hell did I forget that?
>>13226085
It's pretty organized.I even have a separate folder for pics of my favorite one.
>>13226112
Frog girls are wonderful.
>>13226125
Its edited. Some kind Anon took it upon himself to save the image and make it clean of the filth.
>>13226117
Only for my waifu
>>13226125
It's the cropped and edited version though, so it's fine
Which monstergirl would be best for soothing someone who has chickenpox?
>>13226135
Kikimora or Troll
>>13226135
A Cockatrice
>>13226088
>Ice spiders
>Winter themed cuddle sex between an arachne an her husbando, bonus scenes including cabin fever with a jurogumo and her potential also snowed in mate.
>>13226085
Currently 2.56 gigs.
Beyond the folders for specific species, I have folders dedicated to monstergirls from certain series, and monstergirls from the MGE. An obvious exception is the Zelda folder of course.
>>13226135
Your Mother
>portal from another world opens up
>monster girls appear
>they all die within a week from human diseases
>>13226045
Everything.
>>13226131
>>13226134
You KNOW it's catdick.
>>13226146
>Or the air is different
>Or the atmosphere is different
>Or the gravity is COMPLETELY different
Oh no the princess has been cursed and turned into a froggirl until she receives a kiss of true love! Don't worry tho, if you cross your fingers when you kiss her it won't break the curse, but make it permanent.
>>13226143
>Scary Monsters.png
Diego pls.
>>13226146
>>13226153
>No demonic energy in the air
>they starve/suffocate
>>13226160
Diego is my favorite Dio, so naturally I named my monstergirl folder after him.
>>13226156
>not breaking her curse, inheriting the kingdom and its wealth, cleansing your territories of monster scum and providing safety and comfort for humans
You disgust me.
>>13226161
>No Midi-chlorians (Read: magic) in the air
>All magic using Mamono lose all their powers
>Anything that involves magic doesn't work
>It's like leaving Earth and landing on Krypton
>>13226110You saved my Jab & Wock greentexts? I'm glad they were somewhat enjoyable to someone.
>>13226169
I would love to bully a Baphomet that lost all her magic and was suddenly just a little girl, barely able to hold her scythe upright, let alone use it to attack.
>>13226085
Right now just a pitiful 400-ish MegaBytes.
I keep it organized based on series and species.
>>13226169
Purely magical beings like golems and elementals and familiars and liches die instantly when stepping through the portal.
>>13226156
I like this design. High monster content without crossing any unnecessary lines or including anything unpleasant.
>>13226173
I see your bapho bullying and raise you this
>>13226151
Anon the only thing I know for real is that I love my waifu, and reality is merely a backdrop to create the setting for our adoration of each otherIt's not a fucking cat dick if it's edited out don't call it a cat dick do you know how much it fucking hurts seeing your waifu have to suck off a furry
>>13226172
I save everything Jabberwock related, thanks for making the greentexts!
>>13226179
More like elemental's and familiars would dissapear the instant they step out, while golems would just stop working like an EMP went off
>>13226182
I just want a motherly CC bapho with a dynamite hourglass body. Is that so wrong?
>>13226182
DEUS VULT
>>13226169
Going by this logic, what would happen to us if we go to their world?
>>13226179
> Fairies assume s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g magic works like it does back home
> It doesn't
>>13226185
Why would familiars disappear? Magic was used to SUMMON them, but they still have a physical form of one sort or another, right?
>>13226163
That's fine, part 7 is the best part anyways.
>>13226173
>Baphomet goes to space
>Can actually carry around her scythe and use it like before
>The benefit of zero G dawns on her
>[Souls Weighed Down By Gravity Intensifies]
>>13226184
>being NTR'd by furries
This might be somewhat emotionally painful.
>>13226153
>Gravity is 1/10th here what it is there
>They are all practically super heroes with how strong they are
>No escaping the rape
>>13226190
Rape.
>>13226193
MGE familiars i think are created rather than summoned.
>>13226190
We would get imbued with more power than we could understand. We would be like gods compared to our former selves. We'd all have nine inch dicks and shoot cum like an automatic pistol.
>>13226214
>combat ejaculation
>>13226190
>Alternately, humans go through the portal to their world instead of the other way around
>So much magic in the air it's almost toxic
>The gravity's slightly off
>It's like going from Krypton to Earth and getting Superman powers (That needs to be studied because humans don't know jack about magic) but the air is toxic like it was all Kryptonite dust
>>13226190
MAR.
>>13226184
>the only thing I know for realIs bloodshed involved?
>>13226203
>1/10th
Can we even stand up in their world?
>>13226190
We'd be fine. We'd be able to handle magic so stuff like differences in atmosphere and stuff wouldn't matter.
>>13226203
Spinning them would still be a bitch, it's only holding them that would get easy.
>Inna space
>Come across tiny wittle space suit with a big ass scythe
>It swings
>It swings with like a ten second windup for a slow slash that's easy to parry
>Baphomet's helmet slowly fills with saltwater
>>13226193
Because I wanted it to sound nice instead of "death"
>>13226222
Probably not.
>>13226190
We suddenly become demi-gods. Think high altitude training but with magic.
>>13226222
I think 10g's is enough to make most people pass out? Laying flat on your back on the ground would feel like being in an accelerating fighter jet.
>>13226222
>>13226227
It would also be horrible for them, as their skeletal structure and muscles could probably tear themselves apart from the lack of resistance.
>>13226203
>"Hahaha! You will never escape me, Anon! This planet is 1/10th the gravity of my home planet.""Good thing I've been training on a planet with 100x the gravity here."
>"What!?"
>Proceed to beat up monster girls effortlessly
>>13226220
That depends. Do you seea man in your bathroom mirror nodding his headthis morning?
>>13226226
Well, I was just thinking whether they're summoned or created as >>13226209 said, once they have a physical form I see no reason they couldn't keep it.
>>13226222
at 10gs you would be blacked out and then die.
>>13226203
Nah man. Then their builds would be totally different. Gravity is a bitch. Why do you think we don't have seven foot tall spiders here on earth?
>>13226238
They'd completely disappear.
Golems would simply stop working like a robot getting unplugged.
Elementals would dissipate into their respective elements.
>>13226231
Mate without training you'll pass out in seconds at 5-6g. Ten-freaking-Gs is something only trained astronauts/fighter pilots with proper training can endure in G-suits for very short amounts of time.
>>13226232
I can see it now
>Invasion of monster women stopped as their bodies spontaniously rupture the moment they try anything
>>13226231
Wouldn't that also make them a lot more compact. They would all be like dwarves with ant strength.
>>13226245
>monster girls are real
>every single one of them is a muscular loli
>>13226243
Their problem is they watched too much DBZ as a kid and don't know anything about real gravity.
>>13226151
Nah, I straight up disregard the artists intentions in a lot of cases. Its not attached to anything overly visible, and as such is fine. The fuck do I care if some faggot was trolling, if we got something usable out of it?
>>13226247
DROPPED!
>>13226241
So you're saying they'd all be wimps?
>Loli bapho thinks she's hot shit
>Gets manhandled by the first guy she comes across
>>13226247
I'm ok with this.
>>13226243
>trained pilots with proper training
I accidently did it twice. But it serves as emphasis!
>>13226252
I'd dick a muscular loli mg over "nothing", but since I don't like loli or muscles I would weep for what might have been.
>>13226225
>Fighting Mamono is easy because their not used to our gravity
>Baphomets can barely carry their scythes, let alone use them
>Oni's can still use their clubs and such, but there's a VERY long windup
>Magic users are permanently debuffed, so no worries about a Lich using resurrect and creating an army or some other magic used going all UBW
>Hypnotic magic doesn't work anymore
>Somehow aphrodisiacs still do what's intended
>Ushi Oni can barely move due to theirFAT ABDOMENS
>>13226247
>muscular loli
Nuh-uh...
I prefer my lolis pudgy.
>>13226250
But Gokuk and Vegeter trained at 100X gravity!
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS
>>13226263
Embrace muscle lolis. Who wouldn't want a girl that barely comes up to your chest that can beat you at any feat of strength?
>>13226262
>>Oni's can still use their clubs and such, but there's a VERY long windup
Like a dial-up connection. Thinking about it makes me laugh.
>>13226255
If gravity was less than earth, they'd all be tall and willowy and high elf looking. And that would be like mars gravity levels.
At more than earth, they'd be super compact with ultra thick limbs. Think the elephant man except two feet tall. At three times Earth's gravity, you'd pass the point where trees can grow.
Since they have the same relative humanoid proportions as humans, their world has to have gravity within about 20% on either side of ours.
>>13226263
>The way her thong bites into her hips
UNF.
I wanna plow one of them pudgy hedonist-lolis.
>>13226270
I dunno. I'd be cool with lolis being physically powerful if they at least don't look the part. You know?
A cute, pudgy looking devil doing a haymaker on a meteor, batting it back into the atmosphere, etc.
>>13226262
>Magic users are permanently debuffed, so no worries about a Lich using resurrect and creating an army or some other magic used going all UBW
Dropped.I would still love a Lich, even if she couldn't create an army of the undead.
What the fuck is Suu doing in the bottom-right panel?
>>13226289
Phoning home.
>>13226289
She's creating the onsen symbol with her flibbity flub.
>>13226280
If golems shutdown like robots with the plug pulled, then Lich would age a lifetime in the blink of an eye and crumble to dust the moment she stepped foot through the portal.
>>13226289
She's doing what I did to your mom in bed last night
>>13226279
I guess we'll just have to disagree. I do not like pudgy lolis and you don't like muscular ones.
Would you want lazy pawjob from a panda?
>>13226289
3 people in the onsen maybe?
Why does Kurusu have that stupid blank look so often?
>>13226308
>Implying those lazy fucks would ever do something proactive like that
There's a reason they're going extinct.
>>13226263
>Not wanting a built little dragon loli to declare you her treasure
>>13226310
Probably really easy to drawor maybe secretly he's a meth addict.
>>13226308
No.
>>13226308
Sure. Its not as good as the other two, but it could be fun.
>>13226300
Ouch, man. That hurts.
>>13226327
What other two?
>>13226263
I want to spoil a devil pudgy, doing all the chores and cooking while not letting her do a thing
>But Oniichan, I'm the one who is supposed to -
>Hush, have a plate of cookies and some milk while I throw on a movie
>>13226334
Ah, sorry. I meant the other two bearlike girls. I guess one isn't technically a bear, but she is similar enough that I classify her as one.
Based on a post from last night.
>>13225874
>Calm now, she twists around again, and sits in your lap, resting her head under your chin
>"Can I be selfish though? And ask you to stay with me just a little longer?"
>You hug her, "Sure."
>Silent minutes pass, the two of you lost in thought.
>You focus on her. Her sensations. The was she feels being held to your breast
>"Um... Hey. Can I say something dumb?"
>"What? Sure, by all means."
>A funny little smile plays across her lips, and she looks around the room as if she were being spied upon
>Even still, she buries her face behind her hair and into your chest before she says it
>"Ehehe, I feel... With you I feel like my heart might just start beating again, at any moment. Silly... right?"
>A warmth unrelated to the bath spreads through your chest, "Nah. That's... not silly at all."
>You lean back up against the edge of the bath, and gently pat her head where it's resting against your chest.
>It isn't until your toes start to go wrinkly that the two of you decide to get out of the, some how, still warm bath, and get dressed.
>The two of you laugh and flirt as you prepare to leave, and the sun sets as you walk through the front door.
>"Perfect. I know a nice little restaurant near here." She holds her hand out to you, the frilly dress she's now wearing fluttering in the afternoon breeze, the orange glow of the falling sun shining behind her nigh translucent hair, framing her beautiful smile, "Shall we?"
>You take her hand in yours, slipping your fingers inbetween hers.
>"Lets."
>She giggles, giddy and turns on her heel, dress flapping as she tugs you out onto the street
>"Where is it?"
>"Don't worry. I'll guide you."
>"Because that worked so well last time."
>She turns back and pokes her tongue out at you, "I got you to where you wanted to go, didn't I?"
>"Hah... I guess I can't argue."
>"Truuust me. It isn't far."
>>13226262
>10G
>Lich standing in a cemetery
>Casts Animate Dead
>They can't raise from their graves
>>13226255
>Bapho who's been living in your house for a while now after declaring you as her onii-chan decides to take up your offer of sparring after you called her bluff
>She's super smug. Really smug. She's practically ripping her face in half with that smirk
>She's boasting about how she'll win. That she's over a billion years old. That she's the queen of CQC and swordplay (Her favourite being a cythe, which isn't a sword but she doesn't care since her enemies die the same way)
>She's practically radiating confidence
>Anon tell her ladies first
>She gives the biggest shit eating grin this side of Side 3
>And she rushes at you, her little legs running across the floor
>And she coks her right fist back
>smiling
>Grinning
>She even names the punch. Gigaton Bone Breakah or something
>And it hits
>It hits so hard
>So very hard
>Really hard
>That it feels like she she just flicked you in the ear
>She stands there. Baffled. Confused. Shocked
>Anon was supposed to be flying across the world at Mach20
>Or be nothing but unidentifiable matter
>Or SOMETHING
>But no. Instead he just stood there
>So she jumped back. Maybe she didn't do it right
>She charged at him again, this time leaming in the air at 2 meters
>Flying Rib Crusher she called it
>But her little foot hit him square in the chest but did no damage
>Anon yawned and walked off. But she wasn't done
>Over the course of the day she kept going at him with moves
>Seismic Knee
>Mach 10 Uppercut
>Elbow Crusher
>Back Breaker
>Whirlwind Kick
>Everything
>All the way until night time (her bed time to be specific)
>And even as she layed in bed, breathing heavily as her Onii-chan tucked her in like a good big brother, she gave him a look
>"Onii-chan, are you hacking?"
>"Nah, I'm just the final boss t'is all."
>and as he gave her a kiss on the forehead and left the room, turning off the lights behind him, she pouted
>Somehow, she actually believed him>Anon groaned. That kick into his arm actually hurts
>>13226347
you're doing god's work (literally)
>>13226315
>I'd give you a handjob
>But I don't have hands
>Just paws
>What rotten luck
>eating your personal stash of junk food intensifies.jpg
>>13226335
>can't relax
>feels like shit because she's supposed to take care of you, not the other way around
>all the other devils shit on her endlessly
Nice going faggot.
>>13226350
>"This is what happens when your souls are weighed down by gravity."
>>13226355
pawjobs are better than any handjob
>>13226300
In return, if we step into their world, the magic-saturated air, which is incompatible with our bodies, would probably corrode our "empty" magicless bodies, giving us an unbearable intense burning sensation in our lungs/skin/eyes like Mustard gas, as we're not adapted to the completely alien unknown environmentand because the reality-bending ever-present universal drug that is magic shouldn't fucking exist.
>MGs gather around the portal to welcome the first Earthling into their homeworld
>He hits the deck the moment he steps through and dies an agonizing screaming death right in front of them
>Silence
>>13226357
Please, she gets cuddles, all the sweets she could eat, and a nice warm bed.
All she needs to do is give me a hug or two.
>>13226361
please go Char, Ridden is twice the ace you are
>>13226241
Because our ancestors slaughtered and ate of them to gain their powers.
>>13226364
DE causes cancer, just like everything else we think is cool.
I wanna do the Worm with a Wurm.
>>13226364
>MG's and humans declare war on each other because both sides of the portal lead to death
>But no one goes through the portal to fight
>So they stay on each side and wait for the enemy to come to them
>Mamono don't want to go through the portal because they basically lose all their powers or die
>Humans don't want to go through the mortal because magic and the air is toxic
>Stalemate>War is resolved in a matter of minutes because it was stupid to even declare war in the first place
>>13226363
She's so lazy she offered you something she couldn't do just so she wouldn't have to work at anything sexual.
I want to play God and create the perfect monstergirl waifu. I want to give her power beyond even the strongest of monster girls then emotionally starve her so she goes on a rampage and becomes a villain, only to have a true hero realize that he has to beat her by winning her heart.
>>13226368
You're just mad because you didn't think red paint would actually increase the speed of anything
>>13226371
>This ancient rite lives on as all you can eat crablegs at a seafood buffet.
>>13226393
So you want a lilim. That was easy. NEXT
>>13226397
Beyond a lilim. Beyond even the Demon Lord herself. What true mad scientist would settle for less?
>>13226368
You're a bad husband anon. What will she tell the other devils when they're talking about how much they pamper their husbands? You're selfish and are making her a pariah.
>>13226184But dude, it's visibly an un-cropped furry on a pic preview. Are you fucking with us?
>>13226397
I want a monster girl that scratches my back in exchange for my semen.
I really like having my back scratched.
>>13226394
It's a physical law that the color red makes things three times faster. We will discover primitive faster than light travel when we can figure out how to paint light red.
>>13226399
>Beyond a god
Yeah, sure. Just crack open the old Book of Level 20 Party Bullshit and grab something from there like a neutron golem.
>>13226394
Please, Gato does what you do and he's blue. No one believes in your color based advantages anyway
>>13226401
She pampers me with hugs, that's all she needs. That and she can eat whatever I cook, nothing makes me happier than cooking for loved ones.
>>13226003
Was "Flowers for Algerwurm" finished?
>>13226402
Read the folder name Anon.
>>13226406
Is that from a video game?
>>13226404
You get a tsukomogomi backscratcher made of the finest rosewood who loves to be tickled. NEXT
Finally have an update again. Wasn't happy with it for a while but editing does wonders for confidence and straightening. Plot and progress over smut for now, but it gets things rolling.
Dhampir Chapter 7 - A Bitter Taste: http://pastebin.com/z7uTEmep
Apophiseventually.
>>13226419
World of Warcraft.
>>13226406
>tfw no Nexus Dragon waifu
Have we kicked out that fag ELH yet?
>>13226429
Stop trying to start shit, please.
>>13226419
No
http://d20npcs.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Immortal%27s_Handbook
>>13226425
>WoW
>>13226405
>paint light red
>light
>red
Infrared?
>>13226423
>Apophis eventually.
My interested is raised
>>13226428
>tfw noMortiversewaifu
>>13226429
>Implying he's not an okay guy, if spastic sometimes
>And a million times better than anyone in the Bob Brigade
>>13226423
Still waiting on Apophis.But a Dhampir is always fine too.
>>13226423
Aw yeah.
>>13226432
That fucker deserves all the shit that can be flung at him.
>>13226443
That's nice
>>13226439
Stop responding to obvious shit stirrers.
>>13226434
>Infrared?
A common misconception is that infrared is red light however infrared is more of a type of pink and does not meet the criteria to move three times faster than the speed of light.
>>13226439
Bob doesn't pull the shit ELH or LDR do though, he's a pretty chill guy and doesn't really try to start shitstorms.
>>13226439
>okay guy
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/
>>13226447
You know what isn't nice? People like you who pretend everything's hunky dory when it isn't
>>13226451
And on this note, the time has come to talk of other things.
>>13226450
So we need to discover a true red light?
>>13226289
Party tricks, one strand goes into the ring, three come out.
>>13226453
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/
That's not how it happened at all. In fact he was dead right about the mod starting shit to get us kicked here. We have the leaked mod logs from late-2014 as proof.
>>13226456
We need to discover the proper primer coat to allow red paint to stick to light.
>>13226461
Stop
>>13226439
>Bob Brigade
Are we separating and segregating everyone who's not an Anon into a "BobFriend / NonBobFriend" dichotomy?
>>13226401
>No pudgy and insecure devil to cuddle.
I want this and I want it now.
>>13226472
If you're not violently opposed to him, you're with him!
>>13226472
The Bob Brigade is anyone that passionately defends Bob really. It's nothing to do with names or anonymity.
>>13226478
>>13226472
Careful, you don't want to sound like feminists
So it turns out there's no harem of men sustaining a Queen Slime. Rather the entire kingdom is one man's harem.
Is she still shit tier in the eyes of /mgt/?
>>13226484
Yes.
>>13226484
You forgot to add "what if" at the beginning you numbskull.
>>13226438
>Look upMortiverse
How would that even work?
>>13226484
Always.
>>13226478
>>13226483
Only an Anti-Bob deals in Absolutes
>>13226488
>"what if"
Not anymore.
>>13226484
She wasn't shit tier before. Why would she be shit tier now?
>>13226496
>>13226493
Quit playing coy and give a source then.
Or else, this is more than clear in that area. http://exhentai.org/s/6b911357d3/797397-122
>>13226496
>>13226501
This is pretty cute.
>That one snake on the second image
>"SHITSHITSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK"
>>13226496
>>13226501
Is that a medusa?
>>13226484
If that's true then she's better
>>13226509
Lamiadusa, apparently.
>>13226461
Those aren't mod logs. Don't forget about his first conniption fit that led to LDR stepping in with a pastebin/blog and then the /pol/ack's IRC channel.
Then things supposedly smoothed over, only to have ELH's autism overload yet again to which point LDR went his separate way.
>>13226502
MGR.
>>13226405
>Scientists create spaceships and ways to colonize planets like Mars and the Moon
>But Hathor be damned, the conundrum of hyperspace travel is something fierce
>I mean, they have the speed to reach planets in what would be 10 hours to 5
>But god damn, how, in this vast universe of space, can you achieve a relative speed in which could transport a being across the galaxy in record time
>How can you create a hyperspace drive?
>How can you go from Earth to Jupiter in minutes, or even seconds?
>How?
>HOW?
>"Doctor Wurmdrum, you seem to be in deep thought. Do you by chance have an idea
>Doctor Wurmstrum pndured for a minute
>But it dawns on her like the majestic like of ra's sunshine
>"What if we just paint all the ships red? It'll make us go 3 times the speed!"
>The scientists whisper amongst each other. The Russian Jinko who looks more brawn than brains. The Japanese Kitsune who thinks she's all that, even though she gets fur on everything. The French Wight that could charm you with her looks and her brains
>And Anon
>"Ms. Wurmstrum, have you been watching Gundam again?"
>Her cheeks flush
>"N-No! I-Maybe. Well, I did marathon it yesterday.."
>"Baka."
>"Stupide"
>"тупой"
>"Doctor Wurmstrum, Gundam is fiction. I mean, painting something red? That's just-"
>"It could work!"
>"Wurmstru-"
>"If Char can go 3 times faster by painting something red, than so can our ships!"
>"Mon chéri, thee Gundam is.. Is the fiction! Peinture quelque chose de rouge won't actually work!"
>"The Russians like red, and they're fast!"
>"Cyka."
>"Wurmstrum!"
>"She wears a red strip suit when she comes to work! She's always the first one here! COME ON!"
>"That's because she's a Jinko!"
>"Baka."
>This argument went on for ages on end. Wurmstrum was deemed mad and kicked from the scientific circle
>But she was certain. She knew it had to be the paint
>And eventually, she proved to everyone it was the paint. For she was the first to reach Jupiter
>And the one who invented Wurmholes
>>13226453
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/
Tripfag circlejerking wasn't what got us kicked off of /a/ though, it was the rogue mod saying that we did not meet /a/'s high posting standards
>>13226515
Charon pls go.
>>13226513
>Those aren't mod logs.
The leaked logs of the 4chan private mod IRC. Yeah, those sure aren't logs. Nuh uh. No way.
>>13226515
Genius usually goes unappreciated.
>>13226519
>not wanting the cutest punmaster in these threads.
Bully.
So how do your parents react to your Monster Waifu? How does she react to them? Things to consider are
>What species she is
>Her personality and beliefs
>Her age difference between you, be it younger/older if any
>How big (Or small) she is, especially compared to you
>>13226527
Go back to rowing your shitty boat across your dirty river you Robin Williams fangirl.
>>13226529
inb4 at least you aren't gay
>>13226519
>>13226532
>He doesn't appreciate Punmaster Charon
Remember: she rows you to the afterlife. Unless you want to spend what feels like an eternity on her boat, you better love her
>>13226533
inb4 "I would've rathered you be gay than this"
>>13226529
Well she's a Dhampir so her personality and beliefs would most likely be close to mine with a tinge or whatever time she was born in.
Our age difference is what you would expect from the living dead
She's normal looking aside from her eyes and fangs, but those can easily be explained or covered up.
>>13226529
>Dormouse
>"It would've been better you were gay than a pedophile."
>>13226412
>Giiiiirl, if you could see my hubby's face last night. I had a hot bath and a seven cheese, meat, and sauces lasagna waiting for him, along with his favorite DVD. He was so charged up he raped me right there at the house's entrance, gave the neighbors quite a show".
>"Child please, talk to me when you have a sit down with your husband's boss and negotiate so that he can take a year off of work, PAID. TIME. OFF".
>"Niiiiice"
>They look at your waifu expectantly
>"Well, my husband prefers to take care of me."
>"Do tell. Is he good at playing the tongue zylophone?"
"NO, I mean, HE takes care of ME."
>Flat WHAT.png
>"He cooks, he cleans, and gives me sweets, he never lets me do anything."
>"But you at least suck his dick every morning and night, right?"
>"Actually... he prefers to cuddle me. Whenever I try something he says I don't have to push myself. We only do it with the lights off, under the covers, twice a week, when he feels it "special"
>Cue Devil waifu holding on to her friend's tails to keep them from storming the office and kicking your sit in
>>13226529
It would pretty much be "as long as your happy and she doesn't abuse you it's fine."
That said, if I ended up with a Loli they'd give me a few pointed questions
>>13226529
Don't need to worry about that, seeing asmy parents are deadFor the sake of argument, though...
I don't foresee any potential issues in terms of personality and believes. They should get along just fine...as long as she doesn't insist on providing her own special cream for the family coffee. I would have to keep her away from my cousin, though; he has a tendency to mistake attention for affection.
>>13226529
>Implying I liked my parents
I left and never went back the moment I could.
>>13226547
>and she doesn't abuse you it's fine
You'd tell them that she doesn't abuse you at all right?
I mean, you know what the punishment would be, and do you really want to explain why you tripped down the stairs like the clumsy slut you are?
>>13226529
My dad would probably be weirded out with me bringing home a magical flying hermit crow-woman, buy my mom would be more open to the idea. But at least they won't be able to complain about me not getting out anymore.
>>13226529Anubis waifu
Does she like dogs?
>Yeah, I guess.
Cool, what's for dinner.My uncle's a pretty open-minded guy, I doubt he would have a big reaction.
>>13226348
>The two of you walk together, you taking the side by the road. You watch as various undeads, mostly couples, begin to fill into the street, their time beginning as the sun falls.
>She surveys the couples somewhat suspiciously, and clings to you tighter, what went from simply holding hands quickly turns to full on wrapped about your arm
>A Wight saunters past, and winks mischievously at you
>You ignore her for the most part, eyes only barely flicking towards her bust, but the Wisp bristles notably.
>As though is were some kind of competition, she straightens her back, adds more swing to her hips as she walks, and her dress shifts, growing tighter, and more revealing. Her hips and bust expand until she's turning the heads of even the female monstergirls, simply oozing sexual allure
>"... What are you doing?"
>She jumps, "E-Eh? N-Nothing..." She almost visibly deflates, and continues walking next to you.
>It isn't too long before she's led you to a nice looking restaurant, which feels a bit more like a cafe.
>A Ghost phases up through the floor
>"It's wonderful to see you again miss. The usual?"
>"Fufu, this time it's a table for two!" She grins smugly, and the ghost puts a hand to her cheek, her eyes flicking over you
>"Ara, that so? Right this way then"
>As you walk through the customers to the table, you begin to hear whispers
>Indistinct first, they become snider and more vile the more people you pass
>'Looks like she finally managed to trick a guy into going for her'
>She colours in shame
>'Poor guy'
>And she shrinks
>'He's kind of cute though'
>'She doesn't deserve him.'
>A brown girl in a golden dress stands up, departing from her table of a few women wrapped in bandages, and some kind of wolfgirl
>Regal and grand, she walks up to the two of you
>"The unloved should know their place."
>She turns to you, and flashes a pretty smile, "Now why don't you come with me, child. I'll show you a world of pleasure you'd have never dreamed of."
>>13226529
Well considering the large population of people from the same state as me here and their tastes I doubt my parents would be surprised about cow-girls suddenly popping up all over the place here and getting married quickly. Plus my parents are cool and really just care that I'm happy and able to actually take care of shit.
>>13226529
>Demi Fiend brings girlfriend home
>>13226553
I'd honestly not give a shit about a lot of stuff but God help her if she messes with my food or my laptop.
That is how she ends up bound to the bed while I load up on manticore venom and pop a raging mushroomBefore breaking out some other "toys" I have.
>>13226544
Hey, she's gonna get impregnated and nice and soft for cuddling. She is meant to be spoiled, not worked like a dog.
>>13226529
Parents are dead but 'd imagine they'd be happy if I brought home anyone, even mai wurm waifu.
>>13226529
My parents wouldnt be very happy about me having an MG waifu in general
My dad would probably be weirded out by it and probably not like it, but I think he'd be accepting of it
But my mom? lolno
She studied theology in college and believes that Israel is a totally innocent country surrounded by crazy muslims sent by Satan, and that Obama is either secretly a Muslim trying to destroy America or the Anti-Christ
She would probably think she was Satanic or beastiality or something
I would honestly try to hold off the meeting as long as possible
Oh the joys of having Fundamentalist parents
>This is Tia.
>She is a well mannered girl in high school. Sometimes, she visits Patty's Garden and helps her in her garden. Despite being a Troll, Patty is like a second mother to the young Wurm. For a dragon, she is surprisingly gentle with the plants and flowers she cares for.
>Recently, she's taken a strong liking to gardening. She especially loves helping the troll grow her herbs, from basil to rosemary to chamomile. During her free time, she often even talks to the plants, since she heard it promotes better growth.>However, her teachers are often concerned as to whether or not she's making many friends...Would you?
>>13226573
I'm not sure your parents would be happy if you brought home a clearly disabled snake woman.
>>13226517
>/a/'s high posting standards
>>13226554
God dammit Anon that's what mine would say too.
My own dad would probably be disappointing I didn't go after something like a holsty or thePuerto Ricandark priest down the street.
Crow tengus are purest love.
Here's an idea:Bogan monstergirlsOI SHELLEY YU CUNT, GIV US A CIGGYnah man yuo cant hav wun
>>13226542
Is dormouse loli? She looks to have some prtty decent for 3D tits under those loose fitting clothes. I mean, she'd be short but even normalfags realize that short!=pedo.
>>13226590
I'd let Shelley give me a ciggy if you know what I mean.
>>13226582
would I what? continue to ignore her? yes. The reason is simple : she obviously doesn't care about me, so why would I care about her? Plus, I really don't have the patience for stupid people. Like, it really frustrates me how... frustrated I get when someone doesn't pick something up as quickly as I do. It's something I'm a bit ashamed of myself for experiencing.
>>13226496
This is from the same guy who does T-Rex, yeah?
>>13226529
I don't think my parents would have a problem with a rich girl four or five years older than me tjat lives in a mansion and loves to drink a lot of "wine"
>>13226583
>>13226598
Wurms are only dumb if you think they are dumb.
And by "you:, I mean "I".
>>13226597
Even if they look and speak like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>>13226560
>"It's nothing like the palaces I own, but I do own the penthouse of the best hotel within the area. Do cum, and we can explore...much more there."
>She extends a gilded hand.
>The woman is stunningly beautiful. Wealth itself bows to her
>You look to the sad lonely girl you came in with
>It's quiet
>So quiet you almost think you imagined it, but she turns away from you. "It's okay. You can go with her."
>It's not much of a question really. You know this girl's type. The prestigious Pharaoh, a god incarnate. No doubt she could buy out this restaurant and its entire chain, hundreds of times, and it would be no more than droping a dime into the well for her.
>And that isn't even to speak of her untold wealth of beauty and youth
>You consider the Wisp you came in with. Her house is nice, but it's not THAT Great. She'll well off, but she is no God-King
>Her eyes are shadowed, her skin the blue tinge of death, small, jealous flames flicker within her, and she hasn't the power of affluence to command legions
>The answer is clear to every one there
>Painfully clear to her aswell
>You grab her hand as she begins to walk away, and pull her back to you, spinning her as you do
>And before every one there, you steal her lips
>Long and deep do you kiss her, tongue claiming her mouth
>So passionately do you force her that she begins to visibly struggle for breath, eyes wide, frightened like a rabbit, but you don't let up even when she begins to squirm beat softly on your chest
>You only let up when she goes slack in your grip, and a trail of saliva links your lips as you pull away. She looks dazed and her chest heaves as she sucks in the breath you stole from her
>She looks surprised, but more than that she looks happy, ecstatic.
>The Pharaoh looks affronted and insulted, but you ignore her, and turn to the blushing ghost, and smile disarmingly, "Unless you plan for us to eat right here, our table please."
>"O-Of course. Right this way."
>>13226613
You are going to update the pastebin at the end of all of this, right? I would like to be able to close the old thread.
I want to princess carry a pregnant hobgoblin.
>>13226529
Well, I'm a slut that hasn't decided on/found a waifu. I only have my mom to worry about, but knowing her it'd probably come down to how monstrous they look, so I can group a few favorites.
>Succubus (not blueberry)
>Dark priest
"He finally got a girlfriend... I mean nice to meet you!"
>Succubus (blueberry)
>Holstaur
>Dormouse
Typical cordiality, but she'd probably find something to dislike them for as soon as they do anything remotely wrong and hold it against them forever. She'd also have a discussion with me privately about how she always knew those internets would make me a pervert.She wasn't wrong.
Do Kikimora have bird legs? If so we can put them in category two, if not probably category one. This one probably has the least chance of slipping up though, so there's that.
>>13226560
>and some kind of wolfgirl
How is it that the mere fleeting mention of an Anubis somehow manages to fill me with desire and longing?
I've a problem, I think.
>>13226529
I hate to say it, but nobody I know can ever find out that I would date a snake woman with royal-purple skin.
Nobody.
>>13226529
>So how do your parents react to your Monster Waifu?
>Nightmare
Now that's a meeting I'd avoid like the plague.
>>13226592
It may be a curvier form of loli, but it may be a bit too small for them to buy it.But she'd be so adorable they'd crack eventually.
>>13226529They remain dead.Unless I get paired with a MG that allows interaction with departed human souls. Then it would be a little awkward. They were really heavily Christian...
>>13226529
For some anons, bringing home their waifu would also be revealing that they are lolicons. I think my parents would be more upset that I am dating an alice than if i were dating an arachne or some other horrifying abomination.
>>13226639
As would she.C'mon, tell your folks you like horse pussy you fucking panzy!
>>13226618
Yeah. You guys seemed to like it enough last time to think it worth a paste, so any more work I do on this will be updated to the bin too.
>>13226627
I don't even know man, but you're probably aren't alone.
>>13226613
>You tug the Wisp by the hand and it isn't until the two of you are seated that she regains the presence of mind to speak again
>"Why did you do that?"
>"You didn't want me to?"
>"No, I.. I mean yes but... Why me?"
>You shrug. "I don't know what you're talking about. It's not like there was much of a choice. One was some stranger I'd never met before and the other one was my girlfriend. Seemed clear to me."
>"Oh. Of course..."
>"..."
>"W-Wait! Girlfriend?! S-since when?"
>"I decided it just now. I trust you don't mind?"
>"I N-no, I... Not at all" It's clear that her mind is struggling to process it, though so you give her a moment to think it through.
>The ghost pops up from behind a wall, startling the Wisp
>"Congratulations. So? What do the pair of you order?"
>You make your orders, and the ghost floats away.
>"...Pair, is it?"
>The realization sets in, as does a smile you know you'll never slip from her lips. Not for a while anyway
>It's kinda goofy looking
>A kinda childish
>Kinda big and dumb
>But it's probably the most heartfelt genuine smile she's ever had
>You find yourself smiling too.
I think this is a cool place to end it. I mean let me know if you want it continued, I'm not opposed to writing more now, it's just that this feel like a pretty natural place to end this batch.
>>13226640
She might be illegal in Australia, but you're probably right. Still, expect some MJ jokes.
>>13226654
I, for one, would like to see more at some point in the future. Not now, though. It is a pretty decent stopping point.
>>13226529
I like too many species to decide. I guess my parents will be sad because I'm a slut.
>>13226654
>Want it continued
Sometime, yes.
But I agree, this is a good place to end this "Batch".
>>13226662
>Mom, dad, look how many flavors of grandchild I'm going to make!
Your only hope.
So, what do you anons think of the fact that the first and foremost "Waifu" for Bloodborne is, of all things, a Living Doll? That someone even encourages you to "Use", should you desire...
>>13226651
That's not the issue.
You don't know my dad, man. It would be horse puns all day, every day for the rest of his days.
I can't stand puns.
>>13226668
I'm fine with it, and pissed that I can't play it.
>>13226669
>Horse puns all day
Well, at least he won't be yourneighbor.
>>13226639
>Someone else who loves Nightmare
Good taste anon. Good taste.
>>13226529
Well, my mom's dead, and I loath communicating with my dad, so...I'd hope that the Aunts I'm close with would like her at least. They're pretty open minded people, despite being somewhat advanced in age.
>>13226661
>>13226665
>>>http://pastebin.com/tL1Ybtrb
Cool. I'll probably write more Greyguard and Scylla, before I get back to this, but at some point I'll continue it. And then maybe once I'm done, I'll do the same thing as I did with CC Devil and redo it all in prose, but no promises of course, there's probably a lot of shit to come before it.
>>13226669
>that's not the issue
>Horse pussy degenerates believe this
>>13226515
Cocaine and kult of speed pls
>>13226677
For what it's worth, I've been hoping that you would do more with Resurrection. I like what you started there.
>>13226669
>Horse puns
Well you should be able to get him to stop at yourmareage
>>13226685
Really? I thought about about going back to it, but I didn't think there was much interest, I have other stuff to write, and honestly I'm not a very good SoL writer, and that story is kind of dead-endy. It would just be the adventures of Out-of-time-kun and his modern waifu, which I'm not confident I could do justice to.
>>13226347
I like the paladin on the right.
>>13226413
I didn't know anyone else remembered that. Do you have the link?
>>13226691
Well it's not like he can get married to stop the puns, that'd just be putting the cart before the horse, though I'm sure your wife would chomp at the bit to do so. Maybe a nice talk would get his dad tostable the jokes.
>>13226679
I think it's more what he can bear or not anon.
He can stand his parents disapproving of him fucking "Horse Pussy".
What he can't stand is them mocking him about it with awful puns.
>>13226699
Well even if he does have a few missteps he just has to get back in the saddle, provided of course that he can keep up with the canter of life, which should be easy if he keeps his mane goals in mind.
>>13226669
Why the long face, anon? Horse puns gettin ya down?
>>13226694
You can go a long way with what is effectively time travel, though. In particular, there's a pretty great opportunity around the MC being older than his undead waifu. You have a lot of other stories running at once, but you seem to write as fast as a typewriter falling down an escalator, so it seems to balance out. I'd like to see an expansion on it. If nothing else, you write undead well.
>>13226697
Nope that's why i'm asking
>>13226672
>>13226691
>>13226699
>>13226706
>>13226707
I hope you all get stuck on Charon's boat for all eternity.
Get back to work Charon
>>13226677
I'm liking it so far. Thanks for giving us some good Wisp writing.
>>13226529
>Lich
I can't see them really caring all that much, as long as I like her. It might depend on her body type. As for how she would react... well, I don't think it would be bad.
>>13226713
Just confiscate her cellphone.
>>13226712
Anon please, you're going to make me horse with laughter. I'm sure your waifu and father would be hot to trot once they got used to each other and he understood her boundaries. Just coral your annoyance in the mean time.
>>13226712
I don't mean to offend you anon, would me giving you a few bucks help, or maybe you would prefer a lick mold for all that salt?
>>13226691
>>13226699
>>13226706
>>13226707
>>13226722
>>13226725
We're going to all be on the boat together aren't we?
>>13226725
>or maybe you would prefer a lick mold for all that salt?
Oh, that was nice.
>>13226715
No problem. I really like this girl, so it was fun, glad you liked it.
>>13226710
I don't think I write that fast, but I get what you're saying. I think it more relies on what I'm inspired to do next, but I'll keep in mind that there are people looking forward to it, because it's not like I'm opposed to writing about it. And it's a more lighthearted story as compared to, say, murderfishes and insane dudes murdering pregnant women. Undead is best, too, so there's that.Speaking of, I should probably do more incubus.
>>13226668
>Why was I made?
>Who made me?
>And what did they make me for?My mind always shifts back to Outlaw Star with Living Doll girls.
>>13226668
Wait, really? Ah hell, man. Maybe I WILL buy a ps4 for one game after all.
>>13226731
Dibs on cuddling Charon to keep her distracted!
I want a Lilim and Pharaoh to dominate me. Gently.
>>13226760
You'll get a baphomet and like it!
>>13226740
Undead being best, any hope for more Ghoul?
>>13226761
She can join in too! My limit for a harem would be seven waifus, though.
>>13226765
>Seven
A far braver man than I. I salute you, I guess.
>>13226762
Ah. A good question. I read through that the other day. Seemed like it could be fun.
Can I just treat a familiar like a little sister with no dicking?
She can get another guy for that, I just want a little sister.
>>13226768
Technically nine would be my breaking point. But seven seems nicer. I'd love them all equally!
>>13226770
Maybe if you dick the witch she belongs too. You're getting your loli one way or another, Anon. If you don't like it now they have ways of... teaching you.
>>13226770
That's like their greatest aphrodisiac anon. I mean, it's nearly the entire meaning behind their existence.Have a cookie anon.
>>13226772
Uh-oh...
The Sabbath is takin' over this joint!
>>13226770
My view at all lolis.
>>13226561
Texas longhorn friendliest cow, best waifu
>>13226772
>>13226773
But I don't want to dick the loli!
I just want to give them headpats and hug them! No fucking, only cuddling!
>>13226529
My mom would try to teach her to make Italian disheswith her own, freshly made cheese
>>13226762
>>13226769
>Yet another unfinished story
I gotta stop.
Uh, yeah, but not any time soon simply because I've got nothing planned for it. I write much better and faster when I actually have an idea in mind.Which is why It's so easy for me to keep returning to Greyguard. Otherwise it's like dragging an anchor through mountains, where I spout bullshit on the spot and try my best to make it make sense and look pretty. I'm a pretty whimsical writer, so I start things on the moment without thinking it through, and I really struggle to dredge things up once they've fallen flat. The best examples of me writing properly are Oni, Rusalka obviously and CC Devil, because they already had solid ideas down and I already knew what I wanted to write. Everything else is just made up on the spot. And I think it shows, much as I hate to admit it.Uh spoilered for blogshit I guess.
>>13226790
Fair enough. Would be good to see some more decent ghoul(Or any other undead) content overall, but rushing things without any real idea isn't the best. Maybe one day. Hopefully.
>>13226799
I'll do my best, man.but just to give you an idea of the state of things, I've got like 3k words of rough dotpoint planning down for Rusalka.
Got one line for Ghoul
>Metalmorphosis gig
Like, that's literally it. I really need to find some time to sit down and actually plan all of this shit out. Still, fingers crossed, whatever.
Did someone say Doublemaus?
BREEEPBREEPBREEPBREEP
>Whassat?
BRREEPBRREEEPBRREEEP
>Oh yeah, the alarm
>Awake now
>In a big, soft, warm bed
>Right side is warmer though
>The source of that extra warmth shifts out of bed and turns the alarm off
"You awake anon?"
>Grumble and open eyes to look up at the nude hinezumi leaning over the bed
>Cassie grins and gives you a kiss
"Going to work, I'll be back around dinner. Don't sleep in too long."
>Hard to get up with a dormouse clinging to my left side
"Don't let Terri push you around then." Cassie teases
>Leaves you alone to sleep in for your day off
>Alone with a snoozing dormouse
>Actually wake up sometime around noon
>Still with Terri right next to you
>Going to need to wake her up, you're starving
>Few options to do that
>Decide to go with the quickest option
>By throwing the covers off and slapping her bare bottom
>Terri yelps and jumps awake
Hic
>Huh?
Hic
>Oh good, the hiccups
"Good morHICing AnoHiCn."
>Terri sits up and starts rubbing the sleep from her eyes
>Not easy when she keeps jumping an inch with each hiccup
Hic
>You get up and get yourself dressed
Hic
>Terri puts on your shirt from the night before and wanders into the kitchen
>Still half asleep
Hic
>And that
>Follow her in and get breakfast
>Cold cereal is a bit hard for her at the moment
>Suggest holding her breath, drinking some water, other folk remedies
>Terri attempts
HIC
>Nope
>Worse now
>Think she cleared two inches that time
HIC
"Am I going to HIC die?" Terri asks
>Not sure if serious
>Worried look from other side of table says she is
>Nobody ever died from the hiccups
>But you don't tell her that
>You know a few ways to fix hiccups
>But you'll need a bit of time to get ready
>Terri asks what it is
>You won't say
>Would ruin the surprise
>She pouts and heads towards the living room to her usual spot
HIC
>>13226829
>Still don't know whether she has a job or not
>Helps pay rent somehow
>Now to get ready
>Head to closet where your old stuff is stashed
>Cassie had a huge apartment
>Insisted everyone share a bed though
>You could hardly complain
>Eventually dig out the thing you're after
>A big round cat helmet
>Had to wear it for a 'fishy fiesta' event for work
>And pay for it
>Should come in handy now
>Has a big toothy grin and wide cat eyes on the front
>Pointed ears and eyeholes cut out as nostrils
>Scared quite a few kids with this
>And got attacked by a heckpup
>That wasn't fun
>Though she was still terrified of it
>Slip the cramped, musty thing on your head
>Can barely see out of it
>Just like you remember it
>No cheshires following you around though
>Buddy started dating one of those
>Think she was mute
>No matter, for you are ready
>You sneak into the living room
>Terri is wobbling back and forth on her big pillow seat
>Carefully creep up behind her
>And then brush her tail with a finger
>Terri looks back, confused
>And sees the helmet
>Loud mousy "EEEEK!" comes out of her
>She scampers away
>You attempt to give chase
>Proclaiming yourself the cat king
>She keeps squeaking and eeking
>Corner her eventually
>In the dryer
>Shaking and confused
"Don't eHICat me!"
>Well, that didn't work
HIC
>It's worse now you think
HICBONK
>A whine comes from the open dryer as Terri holds her head
>Tell her it's you and not to worry
>She actually looks surprised
>You didn't even change your clohing for this
>Comes out of the dryer
>And starts bopping you on the helmet amidst complaints
>And hiccups
>You apologize to try and get her to stop
>Doesn't hurt really
>Eventually have to hug her and lift the dormouse off the ground to make her stop
>She's still pouting
HIC
>>13226833
>Now that she's calm you put her down and apologize again
>When you try to take off the helmet it doesn't come off
>It's stuck
HIC
>You try and twist and pull it off
>But it's on too tight
>This isn't good
HIC
>Tell her it's stuck
>She starts to panic
HIC
HIC
>You two decide to go to the kitchen to try and use oil to get it off
>Can shower to get clean after
>Head on up and find the oil
>There is no way this isn't a good idea
HIC
>Terri suggests taking off your clothes so they don't get oily
>Good thinking
>Strip your clothes off
>Shirt is a bit tough go get off over the helmet
>But you manage somehow
>Finally get to pouring some of the oil into the helmet
HIC
>That's way too much
>Your eyes burn
>Hard to breath
>Stand up to try and pull it off as fast as you can
HIC
>Still stuck
>But can now barely breath
>With too much oil now running down your body
HIC
>Well, it can't get worse
>You're still rather peeved with the situation
>And then your body catches on fire
HIC?!
>Terri starts panicking as much as you do
>You try and find a way outside to roll the flames out
>Terri scampers around looking for the fire extinguisher
>You can't see because of the flames
>Running into things
>Terri is trying to chase you down with the extinguisher
HIC
HIC
HIC
>She can't stop
>The sound of the door opening doesn't get to your ears as you yell in panic
>>13226838
>Cassie is home, and sees the scene
>You with a cat helmet on your head
>Greased up
>On fire
>Naked
>With Terri chasing you around with the fire extinguisher
>Hiccuping non-stop
>With the whole apartment a mess
>The hinezumi just has to stand there for a minute to let the scene soak in
>Once she has, she walks in and stops you from running around
>By front-flipping into a drop kick
>The helmet splits in two
>In your surprise Terri manages to use the extinguisher on you
>Cassie just sighs at you
"Why were you running around like that?"
>"I was on freaking fire!"
HIC
"But you're immune to fire."
>"What?"
HIC
"You're with a hinezumi. You can produce fire and aren't hurt by it."
>....
HIC
>Cassie looks at Terri
HIC
>Before pulling her into a lip-locking kiss
>She pinches Terri's nose
>The dormouse squirms but Cassie doesn't let her go
>After half a minute she lets go and lets Cassie drop
>The hiccups are gone
>"I guess you don't have dinner ready. Lets go to a bar to eat."
And that's all for now folks.Now stop bothering me for more doublemaus.
>>13226841
Moar dubmouseWas lovely, nice job.
>>13226718
I miss DILLAWF.
>>13226841
What's that? Bother you about more doublemaus?
Well, if you say so.
>>13226841
moar doublemaus faggot.Thanks for the story, Nyanon.
>>13226849
We all do, anon. We all do.
>>13226841
Fun Fact: Saying "I have hiccups" when you have the hiccups actually gets rid of them
>>13226841
>Cassie taking care of business
I like it. Bossy mice a best.More.
>>13226829
>>13226833
>>13226838
>>13226841
Well, that was cute and funny. Doublemaus is nice. Look forward to the next time the fancy strikes you to write s'more of this adorable threesome.
>Doublemaus guy is friends with Mute Cheshire guy
Neat bit of story welding.
Progress update on the lava girl thing I said I'd do last thread. Constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated, I honestly have no idea what I'm doing here.
Hopefully that anon is still in the thread.
http://pastebin.com/HTUdJ578
>>13226841
Nice, thanks for the mice.More when?
All right anons, its that time again....The time, for adventure!
As a capable and valiant soldier of the order (See Peasant Conscript) and have been an integral part of your squad (see meat shield) for around five years now. While capable, your companions outstrip you in battle ability by a long shot.
And their all women, go figure huh?
Regardless of your usefulness, you've been kept around as a lucky charm because, after all, how can a man like you go through a lich's library, a dragons dungeon, and a minotaurs maze without getting raped?
Today the order has tasked your group with assassinating the mighty lilim Sen'ala in her fortress (You probably know how this ends)
Easy Modo: Pick three races, remember the order
Normal Modo: Roll three times, ignoring any Roper, Parasite Slime, Cait Sith, and other non-mg race rolls (no Poseidon or demon lord for you lot)
Hard Mode: Include all MG races in the rolls.
Special Modes:
Dragon-slut mode: Pick one race, they count for all three choices.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Monster Girls Ready.....GO!
Girl one is a halberd wielding paladin of the order and has been one for many years, her hair going on gray and crow's feet at the edges of her eyes. Despite this, she is as strong now as she was when she was twenty, moving in her plate armor like it was lightest silk.
She's been like a mother to you and the rest of the squad, cooking meals and ensuring your clothes and gear are taken care of. Kind and warm, you always wonder why she never married.
During your assault on the fortress she holds the line after a squad of dullahan surprised the lot of you, buying time for you and the rest to retreat. She did her best but was eventually overwhelmed and brought before the Lilim, there she was transformed into MG 1.
As an MG she is largely the same, motherly woman and her muscles have survived the transition as well, although her hips are quite wider than you remember.
>>13226882
Easy Modo for me, as usual.
>Anubis
>Dragon
>Nightmare
>>13226882
I'm going Easy mode too, because I always roll all the girls I don't want.
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Medusa
>>13226882
>Youko
>Zombie
>Sea slime
Lets see how it goes.
>>13226882
Let's try Easy Modo
>Crow Tengu
>Amazoness
>Cancer
>>13226873
Cool. Short and sweet. Kind of reminiscent of a Bad End though.
>>13226882
>Dhampir
>Vampire
>Wight
Easy Mode ahoy.
>>13226882
>Cheshire
>Kunoichi
>Mantis.
>>13226882
Doppelganger
Arachne
Zombie
>>13226882
Normal mode. I rolled wyvern, apophis and ignis. None of them are girls I'm fond of, but let's see what happens.
>Motherly wyvern
Well, whatever. After Drakengard I can handle it and hips are always nice.
>Motherly wyvern with a halberd
Pfff. Hope she can swing it with her teeth.
>>13226873
Not the anon you're looking for, but I'll chip in a bit. I'm not sure if you meant it to be that short, but a longer version would be much better. I find that it is easiest to write without worrying about quality. Write multiple versions of the same statement and worry about what to use later. For me, starting tends to be the hardest part. Once you get momentum going, it should flow much more evenly. Other than that, I think you have something good going there. You can use a great deal more description, but that will come as you flush things out. I would also advise using a bit less direct dialogue. It makes things harder to follow.
>>13226882
>Hinezumi
>Chesire Cat
>Girtabilu
WORRY
>>13226882
Girl 2 is the groups magical support, a thin, quiet mage who's only interactions with you were whispered affirmatives to orders or quiet suggestions about what you should do next.
She never really specialized in a school of magic, mostly because she didn't need to. Becoming the very picture of an Omni mage, she could master whatever spell she put her mind to.
During your down time with her she was always reading and whenever your eyes accidentally met, her's would shoot away before hiding them behind a book.
She fell pray to a vile poison thrown by a Konouichi, telling you and the last girl to continue on before turning to face the masked monster. She managed to immobilize her opponent but collapsed in pain before she could finish her, the dastardly venom doing its work on her body, turning her into MG 2.
As a monster, her body has gained some curves, giving her nice hips, a grope-able booty, and a nice pair of breasts (if applicable). The first thing she did upon meeting you again was locking you in a passionate kiss.
It seems that she developed feelings for you over the years but never acted upon them, always chickening out at the last moment. Now that she's turned though, expect her to show you just how much she loves you.
>>13226915
>Snuggleraped by a spider
Noice.
>>13226915
Kunoichi turning her into a Kunoichi.
Kinda funny if you think about it.
>>13226906
Gracias, amigo. Looking back, I can see what you mean about the lack of detail. I'll probably go back once I'm done adding on to the story & add some more substance.
>>13226882
Let's shoot for easy mode
>Chochin-Obake
>Kappa
>Harpy
This should be interesting
>>13226915
>Zombified wizard
Wait, how aren't they a lich?
>>13226929
Because while all liches are undead spellcasters, not all undead spellcasters are liches?
>>13226939
>Not being an amazonian muscle Lich
>>13226915
Part 3 and the end.
Girl 3 is the parties rogue and is a bit of an ass, and a grand one to match (although flat as a washboard). She was domineering, arrogant, and cocky, always talking down to you, joking how you should be the one "disabling" traps instead of her.
She was a quick draw with a dagger and frequently fought dirty, kicking sand in others eyes or going for the junk, even in a practice fight with you. Out of all of them, she was the only one you could outright say you disliked. Even if your sparing sessions with her taught you to fight.
During the final stages of the fortress when the two of you were alone, you fought the hardest you ever had with your splintered spear and charging ever forward.
Because you had to, the girl turning into a sobbing, weeping wreck at the loss of her comrades. Her pride shattered at her failure to save them.
It seems that she was the sole survivor of three previous squads before being assigned to yours, taking on this acidic personality up in case things went south (which they have).
You responded with a slap in the face, telling her to grow a pair before hauling her up. After that she followed meekly, almost acting like a timid child.
It was a trap that got her, the room filling with gas as she pushed you free, a small smile on her face as she told you she wished "I could have started over with you." before collapsing in the fog. The gasses transforming her into MG 3 as she lay there.
As an MG, she's done a complete 180 personality wise, become a sweet girl, shy girl who wants nothing more than to hold your hands and cuddle (if she can get past Girl 2)
You made it to the final room and lost to the Lilim in a ferocious battle, your guts and the desire to avenge your comrades eventually forcing her to use her strongest spells on you. Afterwards, you were awoken by the girls and told that you now owned a house in the lilim's city, a reward for an "entertaining evening"
>>13226948
>>13226915
>>13226882
There you have it everyone, how did you end up? Were you as lucky as the girls thought you were?
>>13226882
>1st roll Ryu
>Motherly paladin Ryu
>"Ara ara, you wouldn't want an old snake like me."
I don't even care about the rest. I'm taking her home and vigorously impregnating her.
>>13226951
>Cuddlebug zombie
>Dere Dere spider
>Milfy Doppelganger
I did alright.
>>13226915
>Needy rapepophis
This fits.
>>13226948
>Timid ignis
This doesn't fit at all. Well, that's the fun of rolling I guess. I'm still not fond of any of the girls, but the apophis sounds okay.
>>13226951
>Motherly badass Dhampir Paladin
>Hyper affectionate Vampire Mage
>Shy sweet Wight Rogue
Turned out pretty well
>>13226948
Wait, is my sea slime a gas slime instead? Because that'd be a bit entertaining.
>>13226951
>Motherly Cheshire
>Incredibly affectionate Kunoichi
>Dere Dere Mantis
All is good, although the Lilim can fuck right off.
I'm getting my own house, not living anywhere near that jerks territory.
>>13226882
>Paladin Jinko
>Mage Dark Priest
>Rogue Dark Angel
Seems a little custom fit if you ask me, but I approve.
>>13226882
>>13226914
>>13226915
>>13226948
>Motherly mature Hinezumi
Very strange but damn that hits right in the boner.
>Will-o-the-wisp level horniness mage Chesire
WORRYWORRYWORRYWORRY.
>Shy sweet cuddly Girtabilu
Also very strange but again I love it.
I am very worried about the Chesire but the other two are getting the dick and love as much as I can give.
>>13226882
>>13226894
>>13226915
>>13226948
>Crow Tengu CC Paladin
Not very fitting, but ara ara loving is always good. Ill take it.
>Amazoness Passionate Mage
I think this should of been switched with the first one, but sweet loving Snu-Snu is great
>Shy Cancer Rouge.
She's fine I guess.
>>13226951
>>13226882
>>13226915
>>13226948
>>13226886
>Motherly CC Anubis with glorious birthing hips
>Shy, curvy Magic Dragon who's learned to be forward and passionate with her feelings
>Shy, sweet Nightmare who previously masked her pain and broken nature behind a false-jerk facade, and now just wants to cuddle
Another 10/10 here, I'd say.I need to remember to screencap these sometime...after some more Bloodborne.
>>13226965
She wants kittens anon. ALL THE KITTENS
>>13226970
All the kittens?
How many kittens is that?
>>13226972
As many as she can have. Hope you love kids because she wants a ton of them.
>>13226970
>>13226972
>Anon~ I'm so glad I'm finally able to express my feelings with you.
>Y-yeah sure is great having all three of you now.
>Oh but I want you all to myself, I want you to fuck me and get me pregnant. I want kittens!
>H-how many kids are we talking about here?
>I want all the kittens!
>How-
>ALL. THE. KITTENS.
>>13226882
>dragon-slut modo
>mantis
All of my yes.
>>13226882
>>13226915
>>13226948
>roll Sakuya twice
Fuck this succuslut corruption shit.
>Paladin Dhamphir
>Shy turned proactive Familiar
>Shy and sweet Ignis
This might be the best roll I've gotten so far. So good.
>>13226976
But anon I'm not him, I just wanted to know how many "All the kittens" is.I'm gonna have to deal with a baby crazy ninja.
>>13226882
>Hard mode
>Ex paladin, motherly Kitsune-bi
That's....hyper sad really.
>DereDere Magical Karakasa
Odd transformation, double scary with how clingy she'd be
>Cuddle hungry Goblin
All these sound sad no matter what.
>>13226980
>I just wanted to know how many "All the kittens" is.
How many can you make in a lifetime? That many. Maybe a few extra with some potions and whatnot.
>I'm gonna have to deal with a baby crazy ninja.
Well. Making your own clan should be fun.
>>13226980
Yeah lucky you, I like cats and all but>>13226977 WORRY AND FEAR.
>>13226981
>Cuddle hungry Goblin
>Sad
Well, I mean, if you don't want that you could send it my way. I'll take it off your hands
>>13226978
You lucky mother fucker!
>>13226985
Kinda depends on how you want to look at it. i mean, cuddle hungry goblins are great from a male's perspective, but from hers? She basically got mindbroken into a happy Forest Gump retard. Her pain is gone, but it's like she completely shrugged off all those people she cared about too. There is something sad in there.
>>13226987
You can do it too anon.
Dragon-slut mode lets you pick 1MG for all three
Now you too can have the kuudere harem.
>>13226993
>Three cheshires
MUH DIK
>>13226989
there's also the paladin losing her physical form and becoming just en entity of fire and the karakasa mage going full cling.
>>13226996
>Ara ara cheshire with HIPS
>Curvy cuddly cheschire
>Shy, dere-dere chechire with DAT ASS
you mad man. Shine on you crazy star
>>13226998
I was speaking on that one particular girl, but yes. No. 2 seems to be the best off as she's basically doing what she wanted to do before anyway, only she's an umbrella or something. Pretty classic KC transformation there, actually.
>>13226998
Karakasa finally got the chance to have kids, Goblin traded suffering for happiness (even if she a few brain cells), and the Paladin is arguable
>>13226882
>>13226915
>>13226948
Hard mode
>motherly Minotaur
Maximum brick shithouse mode with child bearing hips, got to put those to good use and make up for all the lost time.
>shy, voluptous Nightmare
>Nightmare
It keeps happening! At least this one is not specifically baby hungry. Would still cuddle to the best of my abilities and make all the daughterus with.
>bitter, sardonic washboard turned shy, sweet washboard Unicorn
The stealthiest thing that ever stalked the shadows on four hooves. Quite a good race - personality fit, at least until she turns into a Bicorn, which is kind of a waste.
Gonna go broke on horseshoes here.
>>13227011
>What do you think we live in, a BARN?!
>>13225656
>that look on her face
>"Don't tell anyone, but I think Mama's gone cuckoo!"
>>13226882
>Will o Wisp
>Will o Wisp
>Hellhound
This isn't going to end well, will it?
>>13227020
>LIKE FIRE
>HELLFIRE
>>13227020
>Two will o wisps after your cock
>you can only be in one cage FOREVER
>Also a guardian of hell or something that would want you/your soul's D
This is going to be a bloodbath. Ectoplasm bath. Whatever.
>>13227022
Frollo and Ignis, sitting in a tree~
>>13227020
What more can I say?
Burn, baby! Burn!
>>13227024
Nah. You and the Hellhound go inside one Wisp, and that Wisp goes in the other.
>>13227020
Oh jesus christ man this is a fucking bad end if I
ever heard off one.
Best option is to fucking run and never stop running.
>>13227024
What if the wisps merge cages and put you and the hellhound in there?
>>13227031
It would truly be Hell in a Cell.
Good Gawd Almighty.
>>13227029
>>13227031
You really think wisp envy would allow for that? KC does have a clause about harems, but really?
>>13227030
>never stop running
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E
>>13227035
Who knows, it would probably end with the two of them trying to out do the other...FOREVER
Dudes hit a bad end.
>>13227020
And Anon was never heard from again
>>13227039
Truly a tragic tale
Would you fight to protect your waifu, at the price of everyone you know including her slowly losing their memories of you?
If not, how far are you willing to go to protect her?
>>13227044
No I will not be Zeronos.
I will find another way. A better way.
>>13227044
If it's the only way then yes.
>>13227047
Something with more of aclimax?
>>13227044
How slow are we talking here? As a general rule of thumb though, maybe. Well, assuming there are no loopholes or other ways.
>>13227044
As long as she's alive and happy, that's good enough for me.
>>13227053
Every time you fight, people start losing memories of you.
No loopholes, once the memories are gone it's gone for good, but you can make new memories if that helps.
>>13227052
Maybe. Maybe.I'm more partial to going the route of Blade, OOO or Baron though.
>>13227062Speaking of Blade, I've started that right nowImagin would make better monster girls though in my opinion, doesn't help Den-O has my favorite riders in it.
Your monster daughteru says she wants to show you something in your garage.
Upon following her to the garage, you see it's packed full ofpure cocaine, which she managed to get through numerous connections she somehow managed to form.She wants you to help her sell it. Would you help her out?
>>13227066
No. Cocaine is lame and unfashionable. Though chances are my daughteru might score with Tommy Vercetti...
>>13227066
No. Absolutely not
I'd tell her to either torch it all or she can go live on the streets
>>13227066
Nope, we are getting rid of it this instant as we are going to have a long, hard discussion about what is and is not allowed under this roof.
If she continues then I call in the cops. No daughteru of mine deals in drugs and if she deals in drugs then she ain't no daughter of mine.
>>13227067
>>13227069
>>13227071
DEA please.
So you're in the club and this girl slaps YOUR ass
What do you do?
oh yeah, she is about 2.5 meters or 8'2 feet, all muscle
>>13227073
I giggle with excitement and feigned embarrassment.
>>13227073
Spin, give her a good "what the fuck?" and stomp away shaking my head. Then figure out why I'm in a club and how I got there.
>>13226948
To recap:
>Motherly Apophis
>Shydere Shirohebi
>Cocky-to-needy Medusa
I feel like you did this because of me.And I'm okay with that.
>>13227066
Call the police, disown daughteru.
>>13227059
Everytime I fight, huh.
>You can make new memories.
Hm. Seems like less of an issue now. Either way, if you are aware before hand of what will happen, make a diary or recording together so she knows. Like that one shitty movie.
>>13227066
Her mother is a fucking Lich and she wants to sell cocaine? Her mother could make something better with her eyes closed. Sad. I wont help her, but I'll make sure she doesn't get in trouble.
>>13227073
Start screaming.
It's begun again, every night I will wake up in the club with a new girl, trapped forever to live a life of dancing, raves, and beer.
There is no hope for me, no release. Only an eternity of torment
>>13227073
Let her buy me a few drinks before allowing her to take me to her place.
>>13227073
Slap hers.
>>13227066
Wait
I need to know something first
Is my daughter a Coca type plant girl?
>>13227067
>>13227069
>>13227071
>>13227078
>Not wanting to for a father/daughter drug selling A-team
>>13227084
>Coca Alraune
She can be. Would they be extremely energetic?
>>13227080
See, this is what happens when you bully a disguised Alpollo.
>>13227086
Sorry anon, the only stuff I deal with is a bit morecreamy
>>13227073
Wonder how I got in a club. I mean, what do you even do in a club?
>>13227073
Grab her titty.
>>13227073
I start crying, loudly, about how I've been sullied and am no longer fit for marriage. There is bound to be at least half a dozen white-knight monsters in this club. Not the majority of the patrons by far, but the ones who don't care won't interfere, so it'll be a small mob of white knights vs the ogre.
Depending on if I am in a relationship, I might try to break up the fight and demand she take responsibility.
>>13227090
>Selling semen under the table
That's only illegal in MGC.
>>13227091
Dance, drink, follow that strange lady to her car and fuck her in it.
>>13227073
Probably respond with "Well, someones getting awfully friendly."
>>13227091
You try to look vulnerable so lonely CCs come for you.
>>13227088
Of course. Be careful about what parts of her you nibble during sex though, especially if you have a drug test soon.
>>13227097
So I'm not missing much
I'll just stay at home, thank you
Night everyone, remember to cuddle your waifu and don't burn down the thread.
>>13227101
You can't have sex with Monster Girls at home now can you?
Unless you've got Devil Bugs or Creepy-Crawlies.
>>13227096
It's not that anon, it's something that'sHEALTHY
>>13227103
Only if it's the right kind of Creepy-Crawly.
>>13227103
Or mice. Those are alright too.
>>13227103
Or a kikimora. Or that fucking jabberwock delivery woman.
>>13227100
Every drug but THC quickly leaves your system.
It's why people with no jobs marry Cannabis Alraunes.
>>13227073
I wake up later the next morning like this.
>>13227105
Is there more than one kind?
>>13226882
Easy Modo:
>Dragon
>Ren
>Cheshire
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
>>13226923
>Not paying more attention to the fact that you had a silent love interest Kunoichi on your team all along
Do you like being oblivious, anon?
>>13227073
>faster
>venomous
>larger
Could she win?
got sidetracked. did something. genderbending. kraken next.
>>13227123
Not sure how to feel about that, but I'm happy about the Kraken.
>>13227123forgot link
http://puu sh/gOHTX/11c3295aef.png
>>13227123
Head pats andtender impregnation
>>13227073
My fox wife would like some words with her.
>>13227123
Unf.
>>13227123
>>13227126
>Nipple piercings
Yes.
I for one welcome the fluffy!
>"I really do not understand why you want me to wear this..."
>>13227142
Dumping-kun, please.
>>13227145
You got to admit he's at least more related to the thread than the idiots complaining about stupid things.
>>13225656
Can I bully my Wyvern mistress?
>>13227122
>faster
>venomous
>larger
>Too beta to try
Nope. The faster bit is even questionable.
>>13227151
>Wyvern mistress
I want to see how she'd handle it.
>>13227151
>Wyvern
>Mistress
You're kidding right?
>>13227151
>Wyvern Mistress
>Not managing to make her a mount
Well, if you must.
>>13227154
She'd cry. A lot. It's what they do. delicious, delicious tears you have to cuddle away.
>>13227126
Link doesn't work for me.
>>13227153
>Too beta to try
but they're very protective of their men.
Have a crazy aunt that was an officer in a war vs Demons a long time ago. She left her ears shredded to remind her of an enemy officer that got away, as well as to show her pride in defeating them.
MG War Vetrans.
How would you feel if your MG wife or one of her family members was a Vetran?
>>13227156
Bullying is part of the process to make her a mount.
>>13227142
I've got a concert coming up and I need to practice. Now take a deep breath and hold still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NJbRF4CgAA
>>13227162
Conquering saviors who risked life and limb for love.
>>13227161
I can see it now.
>B-b-back the fuck off?!
>Ay girl, gimme some space, I'm tryin'a get at this fine piece of ass.
>Go fuck a whore?!
>I'm trying.
>[skitter of shame]
>>13227126
>>13227160had to reupload because
http://puu sh/gOIWd/196bc8ac8f.png
>>13227170
>implying she wouldn't bite the ogre
>implying the ogre wouldn't be begging for a threesome
>>13227162
>>13227177
That looks like that was very painful.
>>13227171
Yeah, looks much better.
>>13227175
I like my version better. Beta oomukades are too good.
>>13227182
Mojyo oomukades.
Love them every day.
>>13227174
that is one fat tailpussy
Dragon daughteru hi-jinks continue at line 63.
http://pastebin.com/cbn8f2x4
>>13227066
Sternly stare at her with a disappointed dad look and say "Coke is last decade, call me when you get some mdma or at least good quality weed."
>>13227174
I think Manticores really aren't so bad.
Sure they get a little rough, and they go on and on about, "I'm gonna eat you~~," but surely once you put up with them long enough, they're wonderful girls like most.My only reason for even maybe being adverse to them is because of the oversaturation they've had here.
>>13227188
Cute.
>Pouting Chamber
Extra cute.
Heart trouble though? Interested even more to see where that goes...and where it came from.
Also, just to say, within line 109, you once refer to Willis with a female pronoun.Captcha:NTRec
lolwut?
>>13227066
Congratulate her on taking the initiative and acquiring such a large stock.
Her mother will be proud of the connections she made and the potential profit to be turned.
This is where I give her a lesson on risk avoidance (and get my garage back) by helping her rent a warehouse to store it in.
Criminal tanuki are one of the best three kinds of tanuki.
>>13227151
I love her attitude of, "We'll see who rides who!"
That's hot.
>>13227073
>All muscle
Bitch, I see those skinny-ass arms. You are a disappointment to Buffcubus.
>>13227235
Buffcubus is the Demon Lord we deserve.
>>13227235
>Buffcubus
The best kind of cubus. I wish to be raped at the gym by her.
>>13227199
Right, fixed it. Now as for the heart trouble, you SHOULD know already, I mean some weeks/months back we talked about Dragonheart and I decided to incorporate that thing into my story, so it isn't exactly a mystery.
>>13227246
Ah right, I recall now.
Still interested to see how that'll come about.
>>13227235
Not swole enough.
>>13227242
What a wonderful creature she is.
>>13227253
>Still
It's not like I'm trying to get you not to be.
>>13227235
Stronk abs and tits are always a good combination.
>>13227265
>>13227264
>>13227259
>>13227243
>>13227242
>>13227235
Friendly reminder for all Buffcubus adherents.
>Praise Buffcubus three times a day. Give thanks for your gains.
>Honor your rest days and keep them holy
>Buy oats
>You are at your most beautiful when you are strong
>Men are to be loved and protected, never abused
>>13227271
>"He was mirin' me sis!"
>"Nuh-huh, he was checking out ME! Do you even lift, or just swim all day?"
>>13227271
"Ehh? what's going on in here? Did I hear something about people liking strong girls? I'm pretty strong myself...though I prefer being gentle."
>>13227284
If you be stronk, prove it.
>>13227188
>sour snakes
Ain't that the truth?
So was there any reason for the Lich to be making that stuff besides being a wizard with no sense of right and wrong?
>>13227300
Yes. Don't you know what that stuff is?
What smells like cinnamon, is considered a spice, is found in the Desert, and is worth more than gold?
>>13227304
That one completely flew over my head until you spelled it out..
>>13227310
A joke that requires explaining is a failed joke. Mea culpa.
>>13227304
Oooh, is it knowledge?! It's knowledge, isn't it?!
>>13227286
"Show you...how I'm 'stronk?' Ehh, how do you do that? I could hug you really tight."
>>13227304
Herbert's melange aside, I learned that Cinnamaldehyde was a thing.
Why is something so delicious so dangerous sounding?
>>13227313
Knowledge doesn't form when a Sandworm's pussy juices crystallize now does it?
>>13227318
Lift a bull!
>>13227319
Did not know about that.
>>13227320
Sandworms are wise in the ways of inna desert, so following in their wake is sure to grant knowledge!
>>13227318
Why does she look like Gorillamon?
>>13227312
I'm missing a night of sleep, so right now I'm hardly an indicator of how easy a reference is to pick up on.
>>13227325
That's a fair point.
>>13227327
Anon, please. I'm trying to wallow in self-pity over a failure here.
>>13227329
Don't worry, I'm sure you have tons of failures other than poor allusions!
You'll find something to wallow in.
>>13227334
Like what?
>No soft, fluffy Jingko
>>13227338
That's because they're going extinct. Go help them breed already!
>>13227334
Uh...not...doing whatever you dreamed of doing?Being on an imageboard writing escapist fapfics for 200~ lonely otaku?
Not caressing a fluffy tail RIGHT NOW.
>>13227343
Writing is my dream, and I'm doing it, so that's two strikes already. And I have plenty of fluffy tails, I've got cats and I'm minding my sister's dog this week.
>>13227348
Well then, you goddamn suck at self-pity.
Please explode.
>>13227343
Hey
Hold on here, anon
I'mnot an otakuI don't even like Japan, just their pop art
>>13227351
Maybe I could pity myself over the fact that making lonely otaku happy is something I like to do?
Too fit to quit.
Too swole to control.
Too buff to snuff.
Too thick NOT to dick.
>>13227374
>I can even lie down
To hell with that, I'm going climbing today. Just, uh, spread your legs. Yeah. And bend your knees a little. More. How long can you squat like that? Okay, good.
>>13227343
Why have one fluffy tail when you can have nine?Do we have any chicken livers laying around? Got a craving.
>>13227385
You're not fooling anyone Auntie.
>>>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz (Ghoul)
So yeah, here's a Ghoul update. I sat down and figured out more or less what this is going to be about. Nothing big, nothing dramatic. Just kinda chill I suppose. I'll give it a try, see if I can write anything which doesn't involve magic and violence and shit. Should be a good trial run for learning to develop character interactions without a life and death atmosphere. Oh, and ghouls have crazy long tongues in my head cannon. No idea why, it's just a concept that's gotten stuck in there and I can't get it out. I write about it before I remember that the encyclopedia never mentions it, and can't be fucked un-writing it. Long tongues are hot.
>Update from line 88
>>13227374
Why is the idea of a ten foot tall stamplanet oni complaining about weak privilege so hilarious to me?
>>13227394
>weak privilege
That's amazing. I bet she'd be jelly that she never gets princess carried like those Cyclops and Elf whores!
>>13227388
>the largest of which still smaller than you
D'aww.
>>13227394
You'd complain too if you couldn't hold your husband's hand without hurting him.
>>13227387But I don't have any nephews.Darlin'~
>>13227388
Line 184, anyway is not spelled any way.
>>13227073
skip a few steps anddrink her piss
>>13227388
Line 220
>I’ll just go put my stiff in your
Is that supposed to be stuff, or is it meant to be a Freudian slip?
>>13227388
And the award for the cutest thing of the day goes to...
>“Mistress wants headpats.”
>>13227414
fucking deviant
>>13227374
>>13227394
Waifu climbing is a severely underappreciated sport.
>>13227388
Line 277
>Doesn’t have to the night we first meet.”
First word is misspelled, and there should be a be between to and the.
>>13227388
This seems to be working out fine, just fine.
>>13227429
>>13227415
>>13227410
Thanks man. Fixed 'em. And "Doesn't" is actually correct, as weird as it looks. It's a contraction of Does and not
>>13227435
>>13227421
>>13227400
Awesome. I'm glad to hear it.I just noticed that telling bitches to slow down is something almost all of my main characters do at some point.
>>13227394
>Have a hard time hugging or even touching anyone without hurting them
>Not allowed into a lot of small businesses
>Low ceilings everywhere
>Can't ride in a car or fly in a plane or get a taxi
>Only viable methods of transportation are to either get a big boat or rent a bus
>Can't play video games. Fingers are too big for the buttons.
>Had to get your keyboard specially made and it cost way too much
>Your rent is sky-high because few landlords want to make special accommodations for you.
>Can't ride in an elevator, always have to take the stairs
>Everyone interested in you romantically just has a muscle fetish and wants to be femdommed
>None of them are actually interested in you or even your hobbies
>Want to be the Princess but you were born as the Beast
>>13227450
This may come as a shock and disappointment to you, but all the posts you replied to are mine.
>>13227455
Wait, all six of those?
>>13227456
Yes.
>>13227455
>>13227456
It's deadzone right now so that isn't terribly surprising
>>13227457
Surprised more than anything, but yeah. Thanks for catching the things I missed, and I'm glad you enjoyed it
>>13227459
It's only 8:30 PM here.
>>13227463
In 'murica it's in the middle of the AMs.
There are probably less than ten people on this thread right now, but I'm feeling 4-5 on the muscle sisters topic at least.
>>13227467
Not surprised. Muscles are pretty great
>>13227467
Musclegirls a best. Musclelolis even better,
>>13227467
And one us is going to go do non-MG related things right about now.
>>13227473
Ara ara, you mirin'?
>>13227463
>It's only 8:30 PM here.
Yeah but this is probably the biggest dead time for the thread in general. The only things that get a lot of replies right now are baits and new art.
And spaceworm but alp multi-replies to that too.
>>13227481
>but alp multi-replies to that too
Sorry.
>>13227476
>That coloring
she's highly toxic, isn't she?
>>13227481
creeper no creeping
Why are gazers so bullyable?
>>13227484
Eh, if it encourages people to post stuff when I'm actually on then keep it up.
>>13227493
Insecure, Cyclops at heart,so many eyes to kick sand into.
>>13227485
>creeper
Oh please, Alp is the easiest poster to identify, by a wide margin.You can smell the insecurity wafting out of the monitor.
>>13227493
She's only bullyable if you can beat her at her favorite videogames. Like Championship Sprint.
>>13227508
The visual acuity to witness every failure, but not the reflexes to avoid them in the first place.
Suffering.
>>13227513
Actually, that has me thinking.
If games these days tend to have difficulties ranging from "EZmodo" to "European Extreme" and numerous nearly impossible side challenges to boot, would games made for supernatural beauties be too hard for humans?
I could see quicktime events on Hardest where you had to press a button at least 20 times a second, or combos no human would be able to handle.
...or control schemes designed for extra limbs that translated poorly to "duo mode"
>No play-sized hobgoblin waifu that packs enough strength to knock out an ushi-oni with one punch
Why God, why.
>>13227524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQOswiAGLU4&feature=player_detailpage#t=309
I'd rather this not become a norm.
>>13227524
You're forgetting all the girls with big meaty hands. Developers would need to keep everyone in mind if they wanted to maximize profit, and they definitely do
>>13227539
Gazers would probably get all uppity about their GC master race with all the good games.
>>13227533
>Play horse with your hobgoblin waifu vs other teams of people
>They all assume you'll be pushovers because she's so small
>She throws people out of the pool casually
>>13227539
The hardcore ones would have to hack together custom control schemes, the rest would either have no interest in games or be limited to more casual fare such as turn based social media games.
On...Spacebook?Racebook? Lacebook? Embracebook?
>>13227562
>Not Rapebook
>>13227562
>>13227566
Yeah, it would be rapebook.
>>13227566
>>13227570
Such an obvious name to not think of.
Although the word "rape" isn't actually the first thing that comes to mind for me with monster girls.
I guess I should play some games or something to to alter that outlook.
>>13227578
>Be a shota trying to be internet social with your friends from school.
>Get non-stop private messages from Christmas Cake monstergirls.
>>13227595
>Kid that age
>Trying to be internet social
Faggot deserves whatever happens to him
>>13227538
It's tetris with invisible blocks?
>>13227595
>Be a shota
Stopped reading right there
Into the trash it goes
>>13227612
>deserves whatever happens to him
Tailpussy gangbang?
Monstergirl MILF party?
Chubby motherly Kitsune?
Kraken orgasm denial?
Trapped in that big igloo thing on the playground with a bunch of sexually curious monstergirls?
>>13227318
[puking intesnsifies]
Hello darkness my old friend~
I've come to talk with you again,remember?
>Hey kid, wanna come to a cool party?
>We got lots of grape juice that makes you feel real happy when you drink it.
>You like food? We got it all. Deep-fried honey-soaked ham, deep dish pizza with quadruple extra cheese, buckets of ice cream with extra-thick fudge sauce
>Hey kid, ever play Twister? Ever play it with a buncha girls at once?
>>13227649
Meh, Plansect was a kindergarten compared to angels in 3rd
>>13227649
>Plansect Village
[WAR FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY]
>>13227652
Don't call me kid, tubby.
>>13227652
Wait, is this some new group? This isn't how Hathorites operate so it's gotta be. But who?
>>13227652
Sweet lord jesus I wanna lick the fat outta that cameltoe
>>13227658
>Not worshipping Bacchus
>God of fertility, dancing, wine, decadence, and madness
Satyrs know how to party.
>>13227652
>Kid
Fuck off
>>13227649
Because a vision softly creeping~
Left its seeds while I was sleeping~
>>13227644
2 followed by 1 and 4, then 5 which leads into 3
>>13227668Is Bacchus allied with Hathor? Because that would make her(?) group allied with Amaterasu by default and it wouldn't be treason to attend a Bacchus Party.
>>13227649
Some of my most fond memories... Walraune.
>>13227644
Is that a Manticore's anal face?
>>13227644
>Trapped in that big igloo thing on the playground with a bunch of sexually curious monstergirls?
>You will never be the one human boy in Monster Girl Elementary
>>13227680
edit badly needed
>>13227680
I can only hope
>>13227652
>Deep-fried honey-soaked ham
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, ALL OF YOU! Especially you, Hedonism-bot!
What if you could haveeither a monster girl you like with a personality you dislike ora monstergirl you dislike with a personality you likeor one you like with a personality you like but a deformity or other problem that is highly unattractive?
>>13227738
Personality beats all. Also there's surgery for that kinda stuff.
>>13226300
For my headcannon: If a portal were to open the air would feel really dry for them instead. No MG dies instantly when passing through, but no one can "recharge" their energy here either.
Vica versa the air would feel really heavy on their world. Making it hard for people from our world to live there till they have gotten used to it (and have been infused by magic, which makes returning to earth harder).
The easiest way for MG to deal with this is to play the waiting game, which can be sped up by pumping DE through the portal(s). Humanity can try to counteract this by finding a way to filter DE out of the air and turning it into a power source while they are a it.
However i'd say that MGs would "win" such a conflict eventually and be capable of properly living on earth. Though it would be thousands of years before earths air becomes as "comfortable" as the air on the other side. Not that it matters, MG will just settle around some lilim that found herself a husband.This is also why it's fairly easy for humanity to keep MG inside MGC (for now). Most MG simply have a much harder time to survive out in open air where the DE is weaker.
>>13227742
You'd have to convince her that she should get surgery for it, assuming it's something that surgery can fix.
>>13227749
Who the hell wouldn't want to get a deformity removed?
>>13227752
People who don't approve of unnecessary surgery?
>>13227738
I'll take a Monster Girl I dislike with a personality I like. Maybe a scholarly Pot Devil?
>>13227752
Someone who thought it made them a special snowflake Donut Steel.
>>13227752
Why don't you ask someone with a deformity why they don't have it removed and find out?
>>13227759
They can't afford it?
>>13227759
Either surgery can't fix it, it's risky or they don't have the money.
>>13227762
Or it's not worth doing, or the result after surgery won't look much better, or it will look better afterwards but be extremely pain, or...
There are many reasons why you wouldn't get surgery done. For this scenario, assume for whatever reason fixing the deformity isn't an option. Even with MAMANO MANA.
So what stage are we currently on?
>>13227777
That image feels very inaccurate.
Some of our write/drawfags are female or dudebro themselves, and this thread is universal enough to not fall within typical patterns of behavior for /jp/ or /tg/.
Plus if we told anyone in public about this we'd get mocked or worse.
>>13227777
Not applicable.
>>13227777
Third stage. Thank god we have no females amongst us, our hobby will last forever.
>>13227782
>if we told anyone in public
What does that even mean? Anyone would get mocked if they got on a soapbox and started shouting about their "hobbies" in a bullhorn.
>>13227786
You can talk about card games or video games at the water cooler, but not your hobby of discussing sexual, fetish-tailored short stories on an anonymous imageboard.
>>13227795
I sure can. Also look at the sales of EMG. We are many.
>>13227785I'm a girl.Been here since the /a/ threads because I have an extreme corruption/femdom fetish.I will now never speak of this again, but just remember that I am here and I am waiting for more greentexts about shotas or big bara guys getting mindbroken or yandere lamias
>>13227798
I-It.... has begun.
>>13227798
Perverted bitch, please refrain from kidnapping young boys in real life.
>>13227782
I have 2 friends of mine who know I'm a lamiafag and suggested that I find a cosplay obsessed woman with a fake tail. I had to explain that 3D is still PD so its not the same.The only reason they are so casual about it though is because we know eachother for 16 years, so don't try it with other people.
>>13227798Oh, also Succubi turning women into sluts. That turns me on too. Okay bye now.
Japan never had retarded memes like "tits or gtfo xdddddd".
>>13227811
They have vending machines with used panties in them though.
>>13227801
It's fine. It's only begun when it's women joining the hobby for attention.
She's not using a tripcode and she's clearly a sick pervert like the rest of us.
>>13227811
Yeah...they're not the world's most glorious bastion of gender equality.
But they do have plenty of female mangaka who write smut.
Delicious, fluffy smut.
>>13227835
>You will never marry a female Nezumi-tier pervert
I'd settle for a R-rated Rumiko Takahashi.
What'cha doing nerds?
>>13227798
GO HOME SHOTAFAG GIRL
>>13227839
Well, that's probably not too hard.
I mean, the staggering success and talent might be hard to find.
But I'm convinced that girls are at least as perverted as boys and you could find one more active or better looking than Rumiko in that spectrum.
And then have nights where you did spoken readings of H-manga together in wacky voices, made silly faces, and cuddled.
>>13227851
Helping Adorea feel like a woman.
>>13227798Do you schlick about getting monsterize?
>>13227861
>nights where you did spoken readings of H-manga together in wacky voices, made silly faces, and cuddled
Good End.
>>13227851
Defiling images that aren't mine.
>>13227851
was playing gunz 2, now cooking pizza
>>13227777
We're reaching Stage 3. Once the anime launches prepare for the tumblr girls to enter stage 4 because "Lol Monster Girls are SOOO kewl and fight the patriarchy!"
>>13227884
>and fight the patriarchy
>literally all of them just want dickings
I hope the feminists will hate it.
>>13227811
Good one.
>>13227795
No, you can talk about normalfag card games and normalfag video games. You can talk about things like Call of Duty, or Grand Theft Auto, and no one cares. You start explaining what Etrian Odyssey is, or how Senran Kagura is not pedophillic and you're that weird loser.
>>13227890
>He doesn't know about the one tumblr comic where "I have leg hair and am a whale, ergo I am a Monster Girl. By the way I hate how Japan has made Monster Girls into a niche fetish when they could explore female oppression."
This is one reason I like Monster Girls, they're dominant and don't foster shitty insecurities and don't care for themselves and try to pass them off as "I'm fine, it's the world that's wrong."
>>13227903
>He doesn't know
I didn't need to know that either.
Well /tv/ and baneposters got their wish, think we'll get ours and mosnter girls become real?
>>13227914
>Well /tv/ and baneposters got their wish
What wish? What happened?
>>13227914
>got their wish
What wish? What?
>>13226882
>Troll
>Kikimora
>Dragon
the Dragon is the fighter, the troll is the cleric, the Kikimora is the ranger, and I'm thewizard
>>13227919
>>13227918
>same second
Spooky
Are you me?
>>13227918
>>13227919
>posted on the same second
>so similar
Creepy Twins, please go.
>>13227918
>>13227919
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32030270
tldr: A plane named "4U" crashed in a region near Digne-les-"Bains". There were "No Survivors" in the wreckage. The prosecutor commenting on the case is named "Bruce" "Robin".
>>13227932
Oh for Pete's sake that's good. 2017 can't come soon enough.
>>13227918
>>13227919A plane went down in France with no survivors bearing the flight number 4U near a village called Bain
>>13227919
>>13227918
>>13227932
>>13227938
>>13227940
You have got to be kidding me.
>>13227944
>Baneposting became real before Monster Girls did
>>13227946
One is more likely than the other. 1,672 x 10^627 is more likely than 0.
>>13227940
>>13227932
>the power of collective shitposting torn the reality apart
SHIIIIIEEETTT
If we shitpost about MGs hard enough they will be real
>>13227946
But Ebola-chan already became real a long time ago.
>>13227958
>0
Daily reminder that zero probability does not mean it's impossible to happen (counter intuitive, yes, but mathematically true). Let it not shake your unwavering faith.
>>13227966
Ebola-chan died without doing anything significant
She didn't even kill enough niggers, only ~10k
Regular influenza kills dozen millions every year
What a shit girl
>>13227981
wow nice racism anon i bet ur parents are proud
>>13227981
Influenza-chan confirmed best waifu
>>13227966
No no, Ebola-chan was already real before she got moe-fied. If we wanted this to work we would have to come up with a disease monster girl ourselves, then get the CDC to name the next big disease after her.
>>13227992
Plague-san is an ultahot MILF.
>>13227992
Thousands of years old, claims half a million lives annually. The most influential ara ara virus-chan.
More powerful, ancient, and refined than the greatest of vampires.
>>13227989
They also hate niggers and /pol/ as fuck
So yeah, they are proud
Thank you for your concern
So
Do we want to come up with designs for Flu-chan and Plague-san?
>>13228016
I'm pretty sure I saw them already
>>13228016
Plague - She was the scariest thing around once, but times have changed and people learned her tricks. Now she's a sad, lonely CC who needs somebody to love her. Lovely lady lumps
Flu - The new kid on the block, but the most prolific currently. Young, headstrong, and very slutty. Like, she makes a hyperslutccubus look like a chaste maiden. Her slutty antics may be a way to disguise the fact that her kill rate is actually pretty low in relation to her infection rate. Flatty flat flat flat
>>13228029
What kind of cloth would Plague wear?
>>13228033
>most famous from the middle ages
Gothic/undead CC Marisa right there.
>>13228033
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Paul_F%C3%BCrst,_Der_Doctor_Schnabel_von_Rom_(Holl%C3%A4nder_version).png
didn't want to waste an image on it
>>13228040
I was about to try to describe that. Thank you for saving me the trouble.
>>13228040
>>13228042
>plague doctor outfit for Plague-chan
Plebs, both of you. Would Flu have scrubs, then?
>>13227940
The bigger tragedy is that it crashed into Alps. Let us have a moment of silence for all the gender bent monsters that were lost in this.
>>13228044
No. She'd be like Kiki.
>>13228049
Good riddance
I hope every last of them died there
>>13228044
She'd be wearing it in an attempt to convince men that she's not dangerous but the mask would scare them off anyway.
>>13228059
But if every last Alp is dead, then who will write us about Oomukade and Sea Slime and Black Dragons?
>>13228060
I really just want to see a tattered loligoth CC Marisa.
>>13228029
>lonely CC who needs somebody to love her
>CC
>lonely
>needs somebody to love
I will love her with all my heart.
What are Leanan Sidhe's opinions on "Modern" art.
>>13227932
>>13227938
>>13227940
that gives me an ideaEgregore monstergirl when?
Ushi-Oni are olev.
>>13228133One of them started it after getting high on pasaran pollen
>>13228137
Both kaibutsu are so great.
>>13228133
A particularly pessimistic one started it, having realized that all art was meaningless in her midlife crisis. Mainstream Leanan Sidhe culture thinks it's nonsene.
>>13228147
Oomukade a good too, though not my favorite.
>>13228133
>"Hey husband, I've got a great new idea on some art"
>"No, no, you just stand there and face the canvas. All you need to do is focus on the feel of my hand and mouth"
>"Now when you feel about to blow, aim as hard as you can at the canvas"
>Three weeks later a piece entitled "The Art of Love" becomes a major hit and sells for 3 million dollars.
>>13228140
So she just got too high, got craving for spaghetti-o's and fell into the can and while swimming in the sauce realized she was low on time and made things up/rolled around on a canvas?
>>13228157
>The buyer is a lonely Wight with an art collection hobby
>>13228147
Man, what is wrong with that guy's proportions?
>>13228160
>she has a secret fetish for becoming the sponsor of a sensitive artist boy
>>13228148
>"It's just a blank canvas!"
>"There's nothing here you lazy cunt!"
>"This music is just white noise and random scratches!"
>"This story barely counts as fapfiction"
>"0/10 never dining here again"
>>13228162
Does he matter in the shot?more Ushi-Oni. I would gladly give myself over to the spidercow if they were real.
>>13228164
>"You're all just too dense to understand the MEANING behind this art! You have no taste."
>>13228169
Don't post all the Ushi pictures, now, I'll need one for the evening.
>>13228174
Nah, that was it. Trying to inspire myself to write again.
>>13228174
>I'll need one
What are you planning, you rascal?
Kunka Cross seems to have fixed Gandharva's image on her face as well.For the worst, to me.
>>13228179
Here's some inspiration for you: mischievous and playful Sphinx takes stressed out introvert Anubis out on a roadtrip to help her let loose.
>>13228188
>Kunkka cross
Am I in /d2g/ again?
>>13228191
>Anubis
Ehhh..... Well, thanks for trying.
>>13228197
>doesn't like Anubis
Into the Khepri Pits!
>>13228186
Oh, something with an old friend and screaming from a tower.
>>13228197
Okay, how about this: a highly stressed, introverted officemaus is taken on a roadtrip by her mischievous and playful Sphinx friend?
>>13228207
>officemaus
YES
>>13228206
Ah, classic you.
>>13228200
She's literally everything I do not like in women or monstergirls. It's the perfect storm of do not want.
>>13228207
See, that's a better idea. If anyone else has suggestions I'll take a look. No promises that I'll write more than one, though.
>>13228214
>If anyone else has suggestions
So even that's not good enough? Eugh. Maybe I'll just stick to trying to do my own stuff.
>>13228216
No, that's fine. I'm opening the offer for other people to throw their prompt into the ring before I start writing.Lord knows I have no ground to judge other people's ideas. I'm working on what has to be the 10 millionth Manticore story.
>>13226882
>Motherly Cyclops
>Former Mage Dark Valkyrie
>Sweet Nereid
So what kind of monster girl would make the best shady fortune teller? You know, the kind that claims she can tell a man's future by the taste of his semen.
>>13228235
I'm tempted to say Lamia because Mamma Miia looks kind of like a gypsy.
>>13228235
Lamia, either that or anything desert-y.
>>13228235
Other than the ones that actually could (Lich, Lilim, etc.) probably something like a Kraken or Gazer -- they'd look good in a gypsy woman getup.
>>13228236
>>13228237
>>13228239
>all posts mention either Lamias, gypsies or both
The Hive is strong today.
>>13228237
>sandworm fortune teller
>>13228242
What kind of fortune teller pops to your mind that isn't a gypsy woman looking into a crystal ball?Instead of a crystal ball it's just your junk
>>13228243
It would work, too.
>>13228247
So what, her parlor is just a really dressed up inner room?
How spacious is a sandworm's insides, anyway? There's not THAT much room if we go by the profile.
>>13228252
I was more referring to the connection between Sandworms and precognition, but I'm sure you've no idea what I'm talking about.
>>13228246
>she fondles your balls like the crystal ball
>>13228252
>I see vigorous rape in your immediate future~
>>13228253
Yeah, yeah, it's a Dune joke. I get it, no need to be pretentious. Spice is life and all that.
>>13228260
>pretentious
It's just that most people don't really care about obscure and badly written science fiction from the 60's if it isn't Star Trek.
>>13228263
I wouldn't call Dune badly written. The later books, maybe, but the first one is pretty good.
>>13228263
>obscure
>Star Trek
I didn't think that through before typing it.
>>13228200
Oh yay!
>>13228268
Not you. You get back to work sorting the Legos into piles according to color and size.
Would you a drunken, crude oni who makes passes at you whenever she sees you?
>>13228270
But Legos are for children and "special" people.
>>13228276
That's it. We're covering you in honey and throwing you into a hill of fire ants. Not the Monster Girl kind, the regular kind.
>>13228273
>oni
No
She is not even cosplay tier like fluffies, she is just a muscular girl
>>13228279
You can't do that, it's illegal.
>>13228282
With horns, and a supernatural affinity for alcohol.
>>13228283
I AM THE LAW!
>>13228290
Judge dredd anubis when?
>>13228290
This is America, not Afghanistan!
>>13228291
What if Judge Dredd was an anubis the whole time?
>>13228293
That doesn't really change anything about the judge, though.
She'd still follow the LAW above anything else.
Mantis pussy is way better than Anubis pussy.
>>13228303
Agreed. That's only because Mantis is top tier, though.Also she won't bitch you out because she's feeling especially tsundere today
>>13227738
Hours late, but I wanted to chime in since this was during the dead period.
There are plenty of monsters I don't like not because of design, but due to disposition/race quirks, so if those are fixed by the girl having a personality I like this is a pretty easy choice.
>>13228315
This better not be a sandwich-making ushi-oni post...
>>13228317
Well, rape spider is one where I don't care for the design or the general disposition, but if she's in sandwich mode all the time...
>>13228325
Ah, so you have shit tier taste in women.
Understood.
>>13228137
Fire. Fire everywhere.
>>13228303
Maybe but Baphomet's pussy is superior to every other pussy
>>13228329
That only makes her love you more warmly, anon.
>>13228214
>literally everything I do not like in women or MGs
Bossy? Autistic? Evasive?
>>13228340
Bossy, difficult to get along with, tsundere, paws, will never love you as much as her pharaoh, slaver, and a sandy vagina.
>>13228333
Whatever Nerd.
>>13228345
Wow.
Anubi aren't that high in my list but I like that you can fuck up their schedules and fluster them pretty easily.
Angels are a dangerously unexploited resource.
>>13228356
Angels are only fun after you make them fall.
>>13228355
I'm not sure what kind of "wow" that is.
I just hate playing fucking mind games with women of 'does she like me or not?' I get enough of that shit in real life, why should I want it in my fantasies too?
>>13228361
I suppose it depends on your definition of fun, but I generally agree.
>>13228363
But she does like you. She's a Monster Girl. Just because she's not good at expressing it doesn't mean she deserves to go unloved and be left to awoo at the moon in the cold desert night until she dies alone.
>>13228363
>'does she like me or not?'
Kek
Beta-kun pls
How does your monster girl waifu react when you sneak up behind her undetected and kiss her
>>13227388
I'n a little late since I'm just waking up after getting home from work, but
>More ghoul
Good shit, man. I know I said rushing into things wasn't so great, but I'll never turn down more undead. And it seems just fine so far.
>>13228363
I get where you're coming from, but a MG wouldn't be with you if she didn't like or love you, bud. That is why some people are drawn to them. Their honesty and such.
Who needs their honor defended?
>>13228376
You couldn't even defend your town without the help of a harem MC, please go tip bonnets elsewhere.
>>13228374
If I could manage it I think she would be quite impressed. Can't be easy to sneak up on a sorceress after all. Probably try and reward me with a nice potion.
>>13228370
3DPD women are never honest, especially with themselves.
>>13228369
If she doesn't want to be unloved she could start by not being a bitch to the guy she likes and stop enslaving people by the hundreds to build shitty sandstone monuments.
>>13228379
Please no bully. Monstergirl knights try their best.
>>13228383
>stop slavery
Yeah, because that's up to her, personally. It's a complex socioeconomic issue you dumb-dumb!
>not being a bitch
You want her to suddenly grow a dick and balls? You gay son?
>>13228375
I have no time for tsundere. I'd rather a girl who didn't reciprocate affection with abuse.
>>13228390
>the only kind of tsundere is the modern shitty one
Please no, give her a chance.
>>13228376
If by "honor" you mean dick and "protected" means getting it wet, RIGHT HERE
Leotards mang. FUCKING leotards.
>>13228387
>yeah because that's up to her, personally
Seeing as she is the one enslaving people directly, yes, she could do that. She's not creating any useful economic activity with the slaves, just building temples in the desert to a dead God.
>stop being a woman
How about she stops being an abusive, angry cunt if you're gonna be willfully obtuse.
>Save man from certain rape
>Receive scolding, claims he 'wanted the rape'
>Wonder 'Then, in what sense, was it rape if he wanted it?' Men are strange.
>Receive no thanks for tireless work keeping the roads safe
>No man will court me because I insist upon marriage before the finalization of our love
>>13228383
>3DPD women are never honest,
They are honest enough with Chads and Jamals though
>>13228401
>a dead God
If there's temples being built, it makes the god a very live one.
Would you marry a monster girl with a great personality, pretty face, and loads of money if she was permanently Hamplanet tier fat? (except in the face)
>>13228407
No. I would seek to help such a poor creature, and if I failed, I would grant her the mercy I would myself want if cursed so.
>>13228390
>I have no time for Tsundere
Yeah, I get that. Thats why my favorites are Lich and Yeti, but I wasn't criticizing your choice so much as the comment you made. Liking what you like is fine, but saying things like MG are the same as normal is no good.
>>13228397
Theres no way to know if they actually would be the good kind though, and because the modern type is so fucking prevalent in Japan now I shy away from tsundere pretty heavily myself.
>>13228403
>honest with chad
Nah, they pretend to not want it so they can be convinced to fuck them so they don't look like a slut.
Too late.
>>13228397
A shame that she's the perfect shitstorm of everything I hate in a MG. I'd rather fuck a Matango then be snared in her abusive relationship.
>>13228407
>implying you can get hamplanet size without as many chins as Jupiter has moons
I see you, you filthy feeder.
>>13228409
>Theres no way to know
You don't control your own mind? You can imagine her to be whatever you want.
>>13228410
>I'd rather fuck a Matango
Now you're just being an asshole for no reason.
>>13228406
Technically speaking, Pharaohs are undead.
>>13228414
SILENCE! The Khepri Pits are full, we'll just have to throw you to the Antlion Girls!
>>13228413
Actually in retrospect matango doesn't seem that bad. You fuck, and then you don't have to ever think about anything anymore.
As compared to Anubis, where you have to live out 50 to potentially infinite years of nagging and pretending not to like you, doling out affection only when she has to and beating you when you fuck up.
>>13228402
The only horse pussy I would touch would be unicorn, for the sake of corrupting her into a bicorn. Then I'd sleep with the harem, and have sex with women to corrupt hem too, for kicks. I want to give women magic aids.
>>13228423
>Anubis are pure evil
I don't like you, and I'm going to stop talking to you now.
>>13228413
Well, yes. You can make anything work in your head, and that is what it comes down to for a lot of people. I was just speaking generally for base personalities, hence the Japan comment. I get what you meant now though, and you're right.
>>13228376
What kind of person would I be if I let others defend my honor?
>>13228407
Noooooooooooo.
>>13228409
Of course MGs arent 3DPD, I just don't want to have to deal with, every fucking day, "I-ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!" That shit is just too frustrating. And to top it off she's controlling as all hell.
>>13228407
Eh, probably. If she's got a good face and personality then I can tolerate a lot.
>>13228428
Okay. Enjoy your abusive relationship in a fucking fantasy, instead of moving to a better girl.
>>13228430
And I could make a manticore be a blushing, stuttering moeblob but that wouldn't make it likely.
>>13228437
Leave her, that will show real quick if she actually wants you or not.
>>13228420
Would he at least get a crowbar?
>>13228407
Man, fuck no. There would be no physically attraction, and what good would I be to her if I didn't want to fuck. Sure I could love her personality, and like spending her money, but relationships NEED a physical element to succeed for the most part, especially in this situation.
>>13228446
No. It's a punishment, not a reward.
>>13228452
Ah, so the only crowbar he's allowed is the one in his pants. A much more trying fate than the khepri pit, to be sure, but not one insurmountable by a free man.
>>13228445
So what, you're suggesting leaving the relationship EVERY DAY just to get her to show some nonconditional affection? From now until the world goes dark and cold? Seems like an awful lot of effort when even a shit tier girl will at least show she likes you without a threat.
>>13228456
Are you implying he's going to be... sleeping on the job?
>>13228407
>Implying that isn't my fetish
I mean, I prefer chub over full ham-planet, but I'll make do if everything else about her is perfect.
How Ham we talking here?
>>13228462
Belly apron tier.
>>13228470
Eh, if everything else about her is perfect than I guess it's fine. I'll learn to live with it.
>>13228459
No one is more deserving of a rest.
>>13228446
>>13228456
>>13228459
>Encounter the Antlion Guard
>"That little ball's not going to work on me, boy~"
Is everything better with monstergirls?
>>13228474
For now, this is what I'll get off to. Is it really that time already, boya?
>>13228459
No, I'm sure he'd rise and shine every day just to... smell the roses. I want to see him off with a loud "BE ADEQUATE!" That man may be an outlaw, but he's my hero.
>>13228476
>Antlion girls
>Not wildly susceptible to pheromones
>Not responding to balls being squeezed
C'mon. Next you're going to tell me the vibrations of you fucking one don't attract more.
>>13228474
>>13228476
>>13228482
There will never be a new Half-Life, just give up.
>>13228491
That's not true... It can't be! Valve is announcing a new game this year!
>tfw it's been twice as long as the time between HL1 and HL2
>>13228487
Will we be confiscating his clothing as well? It is, after all, government property...
>>13228495
>it will be a monthly subscription multiplayer shooter set in the Half-Life universe
>with humans only, unless you buy the day one DLC
>>13228495
>>13228497
Nah, it will be Team Fortress 3, just because fuck you.
is it safe to talk about amazons yet?
I want to hug a tubby tanuki and cuddle her bushy tail.
>>13228508
Sure. I mean someone is bound to bitch about them, but go right ahead.
>>13228495
What MG would be Gaben's waifu?
Devil?
>>13228508
Get back in the kitchen amazon husband.
>>13228513
This one: >>13228407
>>13228510
Speak of the devil:>>13228515
I think Amazon may be the most universally despised MG. That's a bit sad.
>>13228517
I like Amazons. If I wasn't so badly split between multiple stories already, I'd make something about them.
>>13228517
But thats notCait Sith
>>13228517But I'm not bitching about them, I truly believe in traditional values between a man and monster girl. The boy should be at home in the kitchen raising the daughterus, and the women should be working and supporting her family.
>>13228513
Gaben is waifu himself
>>13228517
You're stupid
>Amazon
>Not parasite slime
>Not cat shit
>Not mushroom shit
>>13228530
> Parasite Slime
>Not Parashit Slime
>>13227276
Dem gills. We need more sharkgirl-art.And by 'we' I mean 'I'.
>>13228531
Not many people remember them so I thought it would be best to keep their name.
>>13228521I wasn't around for that one. What's the shitstorm about?
>>13228525
Well, that's good. At least you understand the intent behind it.
>>13228519
Take your time. Don't want to burn out.Like I did. God damn it.
>>13228530
Someone supported matango above, actually.
>Supporting Matango
Listen, I know our main man Boss Hog drew a funny picture of them but nobody actually supports Matango.
Ever.
>>13228540
>one person supported the mushrooms while everybody else hates them
>a few very vocal people hate amazons, a few people like them, the rest don't sure
Yup amazons sure are the most hated.
>>13228441
Huh, I never looked at Anubis from your point
Thank you, now I have one more MG to hate and shitpost about
>>13228545
There's a couple of guys who waifu the mushroom, I remember, though they were mostly brought up as punchlines. Additionally every time this topic comes up someone says they like them.
>>13228548
You're... Welcome? I mean, people are free to like what they like. I just got asked why I didn't like them.
But hey, if shitposting makes you happy go for it.
Wait a sec why do we hate parasite slimes again?
>>13228533
>"You wanna date me, you're gonna have to play by my rules. Rule number one: don't mess with my nose!"
>>13228561
Either for not being a real monster, for being parasitic (like matango), or the fact that a majority doesn't like to be probed (like Roper)
>>13228561
Mind control in general makes a MG kinda shit. It's why matango and Parasite Slime are considered bad, and kinda why Kumiho teeters on the edge.
>>13228525
>>13228508
Fuck off bitch.
>>13228540
>Like I did
Who were you, oh Old and Busted Sage?
>>13228565
Do Eskimo kisses count?
>>13228570just a writefag called gauf. probably nobody remembers me which is fair because I didn't do much other than a couple greentexts which people eventually turned against. I'm no sage, but I can warn you about the danger of not pacing yourself.
Blogshit aside, who likes fluffy tails? I want to sleep in a bed made of them.
>>13228577
>Eskimo kiss the Shark Girl
>she falls flat on her back and stays helplessly paralyzed for a while
>grope her and draw on her with a marker
>>13228578
I remember one by that name. How many things were you working on to get yourself burned out?
>>13228567
Hm. The way I figured is that parasite slimes retained the intelligence and such, making it similar to turning into another type of MG. Also I never heard anything about probing.
>>13228583
At the end I was writing 4 projects at onceextension of wight+pharaoh, paladin buddy cop with a manticore, another Ushi-Oni story, and a Lich and her apprentice, but I completed an average of eight stories a week for two and a half weeks.
Don't rush yourself. Take it a page or two a day. Things can go on the back burner for a while if necessary.
>>13228580
That sounds like a lot of fun. Until she gets up.Although that might be fun in its own way.Also, does MGE just not have a shark girl? I mean, there's that one that looks like a seal, but no shark? Come on, now.
>>13228586
>4 projects at once
I've already got seven. Lucky seven.
>>13228586
>paladin with a monster buddy
you WOT?
>>13228595
Paladin: A warrior for justice and goodness. Not a "smite all the monsters!!!!!!11!1!" Paladin. More pop culture than that.
Also, she's his rookie cop.
>>13228591
>That sounds like a lot of fun. Until she gets up.
>implying that wasn't the plan all along
>>13228591
Nope, no Sharks for MGE.
Would a monstergirl be jealous of a pet?
>>13228606
Nah, I'm sure they'd love pets.
>>13228593
Well, try not to bite off more than you can chew. It got to the point where I dreaded writing. You don't want to be there.
>>13228612
Oh I don't dread it yet. I'm pretty anxious to do it whenever I can. And at the same time too lazy to actually do it when I can.
>>13228591
Do you have any mythological shark girls? The (cosplay) seal is mythologically based.
>>13228638
Mythological Sharks? Never heard of any.
Reminder that Cosplay Girls, best girls.
>>13228640
Google claims Hawaiians have a few.
>>13228644
CATS! SPANK 'EM!
>>13228649
Hula-hula Shark Girl with a coconut bra and a reed skirt?
>>13228163
>Never can because those damn Leanans always swoop in on them first.
>>13228191
He might not've, but I rather like this idea...
Reminder that fluffy is the best!
>>13228644
You don't even know how much I want to rip off those panties and jam it in.
>>13228660
I concur, mein niger
>>13228660
She looks soft as fuck.
>>13228606
Maybe considering Cait siths used to be cats and nekomatas can go into cat form, so they'd just get paranoid that their husband's cat will turn into a monster when they aren't looking.
>>13228658
Are you going to write it?
>>13228649
>Hawaii
>Murrica
That might be a long time coming. It'll be amusing to see if KC does any kind of interaction with the selkie though.
>>13228667
Maybe. But I've other priorities first. Might put it on my list though.
>>13228674
Aww. It's never going to happen, is it? Just like how I'll never finish anything.
>Some asshole was shit-talking mai waifu while I was asleep
Well, I could've done without waking up to that...