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Hey. If Satori read your mind, would she be disgusted with what she saw, /jp/?
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My mind is clean of dangerous thoughts.

In fact it's so boring she'd probably cry.
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I don't think she'd be disgusted, myself. But I do think she'd be annoyed that I assume our relationship would reach that stage. Then I'd give her chocolate and at least ask her for one date.
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I don't know, but I do know I'd feel disgusted if I met her.
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>>13120029
Why, anon? Is there something in your mind that made you bitter? Or are you scared that people might see the "real" you?

Satori might be able to help you, you know. She'd make a fantastic psychiatrist.
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>>13120039
Because Satori is a filthy youkai and is enemy to all men.
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She will probably kill me on the spot, and let her cat rape my corpse.
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>>13120057
... I-I shudder to think what inhuman thoughts lie inside your mind.
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I would genuinely like to have a totally innocent and sweet tea party with Satori, or perhaps read books together. However, this is not mutually exclusive with my desire to have her sit on my face, and I doubt I would be able to completely purge my mind of lewd things when near her.

So she'd probably call me a creep.
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>>13120078
The corrupted mind of a gurofag.
Straight to hell I go.
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>>13120120
"Go to new Hell then. Stay away from Old Hell."
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>>13120010
She would probably become depressed.
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It's canon that nobody likes Satori. Even her sister runs away.
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She's one of the few Touhous that never did anything wrong. She had no idea about Okuu's plans to burn Gensokyo, offered to investigate when you bring it to her attention, and still tries to settle things peacefully.

I guess being Satorin is suffering.
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I want to get Satori-chan drunk and take advantage of her!
I'll twirl my tongue inside her navel without her consent!
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i want to lick, bite and kiss satori bean
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>>13120877
Getting drunk a mind reader that can eat your mind and soul seems to be a bad idea for me.
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>>13120877
I upgraded your Lady.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25693862
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>>13121110
Heresy.

Both Satori and Remilia are to be slender and petite.
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Satori knows what you're thinking, so she knows what feels good and what doesn't. She'd be fantastic in bed.
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>>13121172
In her official art, she has a small frame but an average bust, so she looks really well-endowed.
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>>13121172
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She's not perfect
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It really depends on how much of a sadist she is. The more S she is, the more likely she is to be amused rather than disgusted.
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>>13121393
Delicious
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>>13121172
Fuck off and go fuck your vampire
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>>13121393
cool nipples, bro
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>>13121556
There is also a surprise under her skirt.
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>>13121561
a cheering wild satori is the one that's missing in my pokédex
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>>13121562
Bulges are allowed. Nipples aren't. And it's still up.
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I personally think Satori could have become cruel and bitter after spending so much time alone. Being mindbroken into one of her pets would likely be the result of trying to get close to her.
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>>13120010
Would she be disappointed after finding out there's at least 30 Touhous I like better than her?
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>>13120010
yes
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>>13124983
I want Satori-chan to be cruel with me.
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>>13126402
What a nice room.
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>>13126402
Is this from a nonH doujin?
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>>13126402
Oh god, Orin. How are you going to explain this?
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>>13126402
is that proREMIRIAt's room?
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I think Satori is very cute!
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>>13126408
Satori is all about comfy and the color pink.
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>>13126523
It's Koishi's room.

>>13126475
It comes out on the 15th but you can buy it now.
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Seems like the young lady wants to show you something.
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>>13126653
What's the full story?
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As a prepubescent looking girl can you molest Satori?

I mean, the whole arguments against is "It's a child, she's too young to understand what's going on, you gotta wait for the right time" but with Satori and her power it's fucking sure she does understand everything not only from you but from the thousands of humans she's read so it would be, if anything, rape, right?
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Something is erotic about sweaters and leggings.
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>>13126683
>Willing to rape Satori

You're the worst person in the world.
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>>13126666
>Satori teasing you with things she knows you like

Maybe a mind reader isn't so bad after all.
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>>13126653
This is the Satori-sama I love so much.
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>>13126666
>>13126739
Satori chan sure knows how to please /jp/
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>>13126856
She knows.
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She really really knows.
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Knowledge is half the battle.
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Holding a conversation with the satori would be very difficult, because even if I'm not horny, I would try not to think about lewd things and thus think about them.
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>>13126977
Shes a flat chested girl with a bad personality, ugly hair, and unfeminine body. What is there to have lewd thoughts about?
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>>13126907
Panty removal edit?
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>>13126665
Yeah, but is it non H?
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>>13127004
She is a beautiful maiden. Do not bully the Satori.
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Satori looks like a boy.
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>>13127052
...Yes, and?
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>>13127052
This only makes me harder
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>>13127119
I'd spank her anyway.
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>>13127250
Hartmann.exe will NEVER come out.
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>>13127279
Time for an exorcism.
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>>13126574
There would be both Remi and Satori imagery.

>>13126856
Satero
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>>13120010
It's more fun to fluster her by mastering zen and making non-sequiturs.
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I'd have her crying within an hour.
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Would Satori's image of me if all my lewd thoughts about her were punctuated with "ah, wait, this is bad, I shouldn't think about this?"
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>>13132729
The girl lives in a hell full of vengeful spirits, she'd probably be pretty hard to faze.
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The correct way to defeat a satori is to act before thinking, so that it can't read your thoughts before it's too late. I'll leave everything to my dick and it'll be fine.

They're also like Gozer the Gozerian and will die if you don't think about anything while confronting them.
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>>13133222
Or just be a soldier. Soldiers are trained to fight without thinking, just by reflexes.
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>>13133239
Does this mean Reisen will kick Satori's ass?

Never mind, her eyes alone will make Satori seeing double.
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>>13133243
Reisen isn't a soldier. She's just a trained pet. Youmu has more chance to beat Satori, even with her sloppy, uncomplete style.
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>>13133247
Soldiers are just trained pets anyway.

Your gardener would be shot up by the rabbit before she can even more.
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>>13133256
>Soldiers are just trained pets anyway
Nigger you what. So that to Hartmann.
>Your gardener would be shot up by the rabbit before she can even more.
Nah. Youmu would do her 200 yojanas in a flash thing and chop the rabbit instantly.
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>>13133258
Soldiers are trained to be strong, patient and always follow rules and orders, hence the dog analogy.

And while 200 yojanna is impressive, Reisen's eye lasers in Soku are lightspeed m8.
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>>13133268
But Reisen is NOT a soldier, as I already said. If anything, she's more of an assassin/spy than a soldier.
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>>13133275
Nigger what? I'm pretty sure she's one lunarian rabbit grunt.
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>>13133279
Nah. As seen in SSiB, the others rabbits are armed. Reisen isn't, she uses her eyes, and was the moonhoneys' pet. Put 2 and 2 together. Reisen doesn't fight like the other rabbits, she uses magic and her eyes instead of using weapons, and she was the Watatsukis' own pet.
She isn't just a grunt. Too skilled for that, and with all their arrogance, the Watatsukis wouldn't stand having their pet being a simple grunt. Same with Eirin, she wouldn't bother with Reisen if she was just a lowly grunt.
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>>13133288
Oh she just left her rifle on the moon m8, Eientei still got plenty of weapons stored for her.

Whatever, skilled or not, she got some crazy power and she's well-trained in contemporary weapon (bolt action rifle and bayonet drill), Youmu got more than a match against the rabbit!
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>>13133288
don't get so autistic anon

both reisen and touhou are kill anyways, we kancolle now
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>>13133352
Get out of /jp/.
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>>13133358
no!
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>>13133316
>Eientei still got plenty of weapons stored for her
[Source needed]
>she got some crazy power
That's exactly my point. Unlike the others rabbits that are trained as soldiers, she's trained as a special operative. Probably a saboteur or a spy. Or maybe a political commissar.
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>>13133487
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Kaguya_Houraisan
>The next group, the military category, provided a stark contrast to the classics category: a vulcan cannon light enough to wield with one hand, an ultra-small Planck bomb, a roving tank designed for lunar exploration, and other modern weapons.

Please don't say A9 lies.
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>>13133352
Speak for yourself, crossboarder.
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>>13120010
She's a nice person deep down so she'd probably pity me.
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>>13120010
she'd be really aroused.
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>>13133247
The elusive double bait. Well done.
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>>13136007
Only if you have four legs.
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I have a better question.
If Satori reads your mind and see your desire to spank her, is there anything she can do to evade you? Satoris don't seem like physicals youkais like the onis.
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>>13120010
What it will see would be.
>10 this is youkai
>20 apply hand to youkai face
>30 GOTO 20
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>>13139197
Gently caressing Satori!

>>13139142
Sit down?!
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I'd hope she would be moved because I truly deeply love her. Maybe she could then overlook the unclean thoughts.
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http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49047301
Soon.
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>>13147286
Finally it looks like he's stopped with Okuu. I just can't find her attractive.
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>>13147286
Please do not prolapse Satori's cute womb.
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>>13124983
Having human pets would upset Gensokyo's balance.
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>>13149169
What about her colon?
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Satoremi
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>>13155928
RemiSato

>>13155428
Even worse.
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>>13149169
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I WANT TO SQUEEZE SATORI SO HARD SHE EXPLODES
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>>13155953
SatoRemi, or no Remi at all!
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>>13159530
Satori has no power over Remilia. She doesn't care who reads her mind because she speaks it without even thinking.
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>>13159535
But Satori is better than her, so.
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>>13158780
Please don't make Satori explode.
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>>13159540
Satori is a fujoshi cat lady. Nothing better about that.
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>>13159567
Cats are nice. And Satori is cuter and prettier and sexier and smarter and has a better personality than Remilia. Better!
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>>13159588
>cuter
Remilia looks like a child. More cute by definition.
>prettier
Remilia is a noble. Satori is a shutin in pjs. Prettier by definition.
>sexier
Charisma! Sexier by definition.
>smarter
She has a personal aspie, massive library, and four thousand years of Chinese history at her fingertips, and speaks multiple languages.
>better personality
Childish at worst, with the power to back it up, versus a haughty exilant.

Satori is worse in each and every category.
Step up, senpai.
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>>13160193
>bare back
spoiler that shit!!
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>>13160888
>Not censoring her shoulders.
May as well display her lewd collarbones for everyone to see as well.

Obscene and vulgar.
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>>13159558
But it's for the sake of love
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>>13160888
Of course completely ignore the side boob showing.
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>>13161157
Here, I censored the really disgusting parts.
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>>13161711
Licking veins isn't disgusting! They're her erogenous zones.
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>>13161711
But those are the lovelier parts.
I want to kiss the places where those veins connect to her body.
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>>13167286
But they all attach to her clothes. It's underground youkai fashion. Only Remi can get to the real veins.
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I want to fuck satorin.. any tips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFIt78fCxI
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i'm sorry but I just REALLY need to get this out there:

I WANT TO STICK IT IN SATORI'S POOPER

okay thanks for listening, carry on
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>>13170639
Overreliance on enemas will disrupt the body's natural defecation processes. Think before sticking it in.
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>>13170681
>two legs
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Why exactly do you think Satori must be flat?
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>>13172630
Tiny arms, tiny breasts.
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>>13120010
> _n.jpg
you had one goddamned job
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>>13172690
Surely a compromise does not lay beyond the realm of possibility.
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>>13160888
I have a new fetish now. Thanks.
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