Hey. If Satori read your mind, would she be disgusted with what she saw, /jp/?
I don't think she'd be disgusted, myself. But I do think she'd be annoyed that I assume our relationship would reach that stage. Then I'd give her chocolate and at least ask her for one date.
Why, anon? Is there something in your mind that made you bitter? Or are you scared that people might see the "real" you?
Satori might be able to help you, you know. She'd make a fantastic psychiatrist.
She will probably kill me on the spot, and let her cat rape my corpse.
I would genuinely like to have a totally innocent and sweet tea party with Satori, or perhaps read books together. However, this is not mutually exclusive with my desire to have her sit on my face, and I doubt I would be able to completely purge my mind of lewd things when near her.
So she'd probably call me a creep.
The corrupted mind of a gurofag.
Straight to hell I go.
"Go to new Hell then. Stay away from Old Hell."
It's canon that nobody likes Satori. Even her sister runs away.
She's one of the few Touhous that never did anything wrong. She had no idea about Okuu's plans to burn Gensokyo, offered to investigate when you bring it to her attention, and still tries to settle things peacefully.
I guess being Satorin is suffering.
I want to get Satori-chan drunk and take advantage of her!
I'll twirl my tongue inside her navel without her consent!
Getting drunk a mind reader that can eat your mind and soul seems to be a bad idea for me.
Both Satori and Remilia are to be slender and petite.
It really depends on how much of a sadist she is. The more S she is, the more likely she is to be amused rather than disgusted.
There is also a surprise under her skirt.
a cheering wild satori is the one that's missing in my pokédex
I personally think Satori could have become cruel and bitter after spending so much time alone. Being mindbroken into one of her pets would likely be the result of trying to get close to her.
I want Satori-chan to be cruel with me.
Oh god, Orin. How are you going to explain this?
I think Satori is very cute!
Satori is all about comfy and the color pink.
Seems like the young lady wants to show you something.
As a prepubescent looking girl can you molest Satori?
I mean, the whole arguments against is "It's a child, she's too young to understand what's going on, you gotta wait for the right time" but with Satori and her power it's fucking sure she does understand everything not only from you but from the thousands of humans she's read so it would be, if anything, rape, right?
Satori chan sure knows how to please /jp/
Holding a conversation with the satori would be very difficult, because even if I'm not horny, I would try not to think about lewd things and thus think about them.
Shes a flat chested girl with a bad personality, ugly hair, and unfeminine body. What is there to have lewd thoughts about?
She is a beautiful maiden. Do not bully the Satori.
Time for an exorcism.
There would be both Remi and Satori imagery.
The correct way to defeat a satori is to act before thinking, so that it can't read your thoughts before it's too late. I'll leave everything to my dick and it'll be fine.
They're also like Gozer the Gozerian and will die if you don't think about anything while confronting them.
>Soldiers are just trained pets anyway
Nigger you what. So that to Hartmann.
>Your gardener would be shot up by the rabbit before she can even more.
Nah. Youmu would do her 200 yojanas in a flash thing and chop the rabbit instantly.
Soldiers are trained to be strong, patient and always follow rules and orders, hence the dog analogy.
And while 200 yojanna is impressive, Reisen's eye lasers in Soku are lightspeed m8.
Nah. As seen in SSiB, the others rabbits are armed. Reisen isn't, she uses her eyes, and was the moonhoneys' pet. Put 2 and 2 together. Reisen doesn't fight like the other rabbits, she uses magic and her eyes instead of using weapons, and she was the Watatsukis' own pet.
She isn't just a grunt. Too skilled for that, and with all their arrogance, the Watatsukis wouldn't stand having their pet being a simple grunt. Same with Eirin, she wouldn't bother with Reisen if she was just a lowly grunt.
Oh she just left her rifle on the moon m8, Eientei still got plenty of weapons stored for her.
Whatever, skilled or not, she got some crazy power and she's well-trained in contemporary weapon (bolt action rifle and bayonet drill), Youmu got more than a match against the rabbit!
>Eientei still got plenty of weapons stored for her
>she got some crazy power
That's exactly my point. Unlike the others rabbits that are trained as soldiers, she's trained as a special operative. Probably a saboteur or a spy. Or maybe a political commissar.
>The next group, the military category, provided a stark contrast to the classics category: a vulcan cannon light enough to wield with one hand, an ultra-small Planck bomb, a roving tank designed for lunar exploration, and other modern weapons.
Please don't say A9 lies.
I have a better question.
If Satori reads your mind and see your desire to spank her, is there anything she can do to evade you? Satoris don't seem like physicals youkais like the onis.
I'd hope she would be moved because I truly deeply love her. Maybe she could then overlook the unclean thoughts.
Please do not prolapse Satori's cute womb.
SatoRemi, or no Remi at all!
Remilia looks like a child. More cute by definition.
Remilia is a noble. Satori is a shutin in pjs. Prettier by definition.
Charisma! Sexier by definition.
She has a personal aspie, massive library, and four thousand years of Chinese history at her fingertips, and speaks multiple languages.
Childish at worst, with the power to back it up, versus a haughty exilant.
Satori is worse in each and every category.
Step up, senpai.
spoiler that shit!!
>Not censoring her shoulders.
May as well display her lewd collarbones for everyone to see as well.
Obscene and vulgar.
Here, I censored the really disgusting parts.
But those are the lovelier parts.
I want to kiss the places where those veins connect to her body.
I want to fuck satorin.. any tips?
Why exactly do you think Satori must be flat?
Tiny arms, tiny breasts.
Surely a compromise does not lay beyond the realm of possibility.