Each times i think of Satori, i always think about the color pink and pastel colors. I don't know why.
Pretty colors for a pretty satorin
>shading the dress in purple
Satori-sama's lap. Why Satori have such god tier pets?
She knows all your dirty secrets and all your weak spots.
Eating a sun god and not telling the mistress.
I love the Satorin!
Knowing everything you think of can be kinky.
She knows exactly what you're thinking of
And if you know that you can start to think of even lewder things
hi-res Satori loving.
Do not bully the mind reading horror that can eat souls / minds.
How do you beat up someone who can read your mind?
What are you talking about? Getting Satori's face to turn as red as a beet is pure love!
This is a blue board, anon.
The only option is to submit. But that's ok. You'll be well taken care of.
Satori needs new pets?
That's supposed to make sense how? Other than Satori can almost do the exact same job than Shiki Eiki, that is.
I don't think just one person would work.
Yeah, that can be plenty loving. But...
We all know what would happen if she doesn't like you.
I know, I'm sorry, but seeing cute girls scared or mentally anguished is one of my favorite things in the world. I don't know why that is. But I know that if I had a choice, I wouldn't change this feeling for anything else.
It's a process. You have to be broken down so that you can become better.
Do you even need to ask? Of course I am. I don't think this is relevant, though.
fat bottom girls make the underworld go round
Her non lewd MMD model look so much better than the
>I want to lick Satori-Sama
>Okuu cannot into memory
These pets are lewd.
They are, but they meed to learn some manners.
Not knocking on doors is a hell fashion.
She have a good family that take care of her.
Fusion nuclear reaction, which Okuu use, since she's now like a walking sun, emits beta decay emissions. Only alpha decay enissions from fission nuclear reaction give cancer. So it is perfectly fine to have your own tiny Okuu.
I would say that she can emit gamma emissions only when she uses her cannon.
Or living around her would be impossible.
Of course. I find Alpha Decay the most interesting as the decaying thing is losing so much mass, it's very surprising
Post insane or elegant hell raven
I want to be Satori and have my own hell raven pet.
I have a small pocketwatch with some nice art of her that I've taken to CERN, and down in the tunnel, with me. Not exactly nuclear, but close enough.
It means it is time to wash the cat.
Because i want to rub and scrub that cat.
Plug the controller into the second port.
I can't say why, but seeing pictures of Satori fills me with this terrible, indescribable RAGE. It is as if there is something so utterly wrong about her existence my psychology rebels against the sight.
But she doesn't have existence, silly anon.
With sex, lots of it
It's only tyranny if you can't follow some very basic rules.
Koishi can be a bad person, too. That's what HM told me.
Koishi is beyond good and evil.
Satori is just totally evil. In term of /tg/ alignement, Koishi is Not Giving a Fuck Neutral, and Satori is Lawful Evil.
Wait for your turn. I call shotgun.
I want to see Koishi (s)trolling in my house before I catch and spank her.
You might not be able to see her, unless you have some clairvoyance gifts that allow you to see the unseen. Or she wants you to see her.
Koishi causing trouble just to get spanked? That sounds incredibly kinky. And also a bit cliché.
I should write that.
Celling Koishi watching you fap to lolis
Koishi walking naked in your house.
Koishi touching you during your sleep,you wake up every morning all gummed up and you blame it on wet dreams.
I don't know if I should be horny or paranoid.
Koishi is pretty cute.
2nd best Komeiji.
It is funny that if ZUN would have followed the satori folk lore, both sisters would be mind reading / mind eating monkey beast youkai.
>in your house in Gensokyo
>busy trying to calculate how much you'll earn per month with the debts you got when you arrived
>suddenly feels horny
>lowers your eyes
>think of an ice cube
>get back into math
>suddenly starts thinking about how sexy the schoolteacher is
>thinks of something disgusting, like Lady Gaga's meat coat
>back into math
>suddenly looks down
>a hand is rubbing your dick, and goes away as soon as you look
>look behind you in panic
>see a little girl for half a second
What do you do?
 Yell "PANIC".
At least she's not rimming you when you are going to take a shit, while crouching over the jaopanese style toilet stand. Imagine looking down and you see a little girl.
Why you are not getting erections while doing mathematics?
Or you walk pissed off after your boss insulted your mother and you see that in your living room.
Why is there a cute girl trying to seduce me?
>there's a cute little girl waiting for you
>on the table, she disposed different kind of sex toys, going from a paddle to vibrators, complete with vaseline and sriracha sauce
There must be some kind of trap.
There's always a trap.
You obviously never were inserted sriracha sauce in your anus while being spanked with a paddle.
Never did I, I just heard it from a friend.
Or, you know, the little thing about her being able to snack on your mind and soul.
I want a sexy tutoring session with Satori
We shall call this moment in history the "Triumph at /jp/."
She didn't listen to the doctor.
something tells me Satori would have no idea on how to handle a mansion full of horny pets.
I want a sexy swimming lesson with Satori.
She ain't even dead, just taking a nap.
I want to cut a hole on the side of that sweater and enjoy the bellysandwich.
Belly sandwich is good. Tearing off sweaters is bad.
There is something about Touhous and pastel colors.
Now I want to hold up under my arm while spanking her.
I'm going to leave that thread before I start spamming about my lusty desires.
I want to impregnate Satori
Satori a really dead now.
>I don't think just one person would work.
You underestimate the power of a fairy.
Life sucks, I can't find that one comic where Cirno had a half a million thought-bubbles and overloaded Satori's brain as she tried to read Cirno's mind. Please someone know what I am talking about.
I love Satori and everything about her.
Why does Satori wear such skimpy clothes to bed? Isn't it drafty in the underworld?
Maybe she's sleeping between her two pets.
She wants the raspberry.
It's comfortable. Also, that'd be really poor architectural design if you have drafts blowing every which way.
>in a mansion next to a massive blazing furnace
I want to wake up next to Satori!
And yet there's a reason two little girls are in charge of hell. I'm sure it involves Satori beating her sister with a switch on a daily basis.