What would a touhou's tummy sound like?
Said human enters Gensokyo full of guns.
Shots some meh tier youkai.
Yukari notices, he makes him disappear before he can even think holy crakers.
The meh tier youkai he shot respawn after a couple of days.
Training mental & physical, Creating spell cards & using them to their full potential.
If your asking how do they do it? It can happen in variety of ways:
Large scale extermination of youkai's in a variety of area's in a short period of time + Small scale extermination of very powerful youkai's in area that can cause a power vacuum.
Raising an army of Outsiders to set up a kingdom in previous occupied Youkai space, and either: A) Forcefully drafting human villagers into small youkai extermination teams, or B) Convincing villagers the benefits of exterminating all youkai's, and claiming all of Genosokyo as theirs + reuniting with the Outside world showcasing the amazing technology that have been missing for about 200 years.
Biggest problem for the incident: Yukari.
That's incredibly fucked up. Can't you just give Youkai's a substitute of humans, or at least take a removed tumor & enlarge it (Because at least one youkai in all of Gensokyo has to have the to enlarge stuff), and when it gets small enlarge it again.
You are making a assumptions here:
That fedoras could move for any reason besides stuffing their faces.
That they would be able to articulate anything at the mere sight of a female.
Or that the effort of walking all the way to Gensokyo wouldn't give them a heart attack.
In all seriousness though, fedoras are the worst kind of armchair activist known to man. They are as powerless and unmotivated as they come.
Ok, instead of useless Fedoras, why not an alliance of egoists? Certainly they would be able to exorcise the spooks of Gensokyo.
Already happened before.
Not that guy, but no. Youkai will only enjoy eating the flesh of humans that had a good life/strong purpose in their life. They need to have healthy and strong souls bassicly.
There's a good comic with Rumia and a canned meat factory where some youkai produce "bad" human meat. Which is considered as absolutely disgusting to youkai. Perhaps a different anon can give you the source to that one.
I'm not going to lie if I was an Outsider who got pulled into Gensokyo for the purpose of being eaten, random or not I would pissed off as fuck.
And as soon as I make it a to a human village for temporary safety I will spend the rest of my life + afterlife trying to figure out how to gain enough power to exact revenge on whoever pulled me into Gensokyo knowing they could do it to another person.
Again, you assume things. Those self centered dorks would never ally with anyone unless it benefits them.
I like that artist.
I'm sorry anon, but you would never get that chance. You would get pulled right in front of a hungry youkai that will instantly capture and then slowly eat you for a horrifying death.
Yukari would never randomly throw you somewhere into Gensokyo if her intent is to turn you into a youkai snack.
Never heard of that myth before. What are your sources? Besides that edgy doujin that is.
Last I heard, youkai kidnap suicidal and people who nobody would miss for food. Somehow I don't think fulfillment and a happy life are of importance.
>And as soon as I make it a to a human village for temporary safety
You mean permanent safety.
>Sanctuary can be found in the Human Village or the Hakurei Shrine. At the Hakurei Shrine, outsiders may be returned to the normal world, or they rarely choose to stay in the village (though the number of outsiders choosing to stay has been increasing lately). It is not stated if they count as natives of Gensokyo protected by the contract after reaching the village, but it's possible, as Yukari stated "from the town", and an outsider that takes up residence in the village is technically "from the town" from then on.
>tfw you will never be Yukaris snack and digest in her belly as her food
what the fuck is this now? and how was i not aware this is a thing
holy shit my dick has transcended reality and is now in upper management
and those words in this title vore and giantess is what i am now to Google?
i heard of giantess stuff but never got around to it, i am always told to go to /d/ but there are too many dicks
is there vore there aswell? i feel i have entered a new age of illumination for my dick i thank you /jp/
Right, but the real problem lies in evidence. When you are sitting in front of your PC it is easy to deny fairies, but in Gensokyo, when you have half a dozen of them playing tag and flying around the place, you can no longer deny it. You have just destroyed disbelief and belief, by turning it into certainty.
The moment you see a mythological creature, you can no longer deny it.
I wonder who this Dragon person is in Genoskyo, and I wonder do they even care about Outsiders?
Depends on how hard you slap it.
Anon, I'm sorry to break it to you, but your mom is a girl. You touched her when you were born.
vore is best fetish, welcome to the world of things eating other things as fap material.
I am here as your guide.
According to the devil bestiary, Christians are OP or something
>"Devils (悪魔, akuma) are a mighty race that inhabit Gensokyo, mostly in the Makai."
>"Like magicians or vampires. It was once said that they lived in different parts of our world until mass appearances of Demon Hunters and other Christian Zealots who hunted them to extinction."
>"Vampires are considered to be a type of devil in Gensokyo. Youkai or Oni might be some kind of devils as well."
And the Americans scared the Lunarians and lunar bunnies when they landed on the moon.
>not returning from beyond to rampage
What are you, a fucking casual?
Seriously though, if the grimderp "youkai kidnap outsiders for food" was real, how isn't Gensokyo overflowing with so many vengeful spirits that nobody can get any shit done except deal with them? Like imagine if your life consisted of grief and suffering, and then some cunt murders and eats you. That's the exact kind of story that results in some mad as fuck undead.
Then multiply that story by hundreds or thousands, and you get so many agitated skeletons that you could mistake Gensokyo for a Doom wad.
>Christians are OP
>Americans scaring the Lunarians & Lunar bunnies when they landed on the moon.
Oh man I need a moment that is some shocking & funny information that Christian & Americans did that.
Its in the touhou bestiary and under the moon category in "Perfect Memento in Strict Sense".
>The Moon is the home to the Lunarians and moon rabbits (including Eirin Yagokoro, Kaguya Houraisan, and Reisen Udongein Inaba), whose civilization is hidden from humans in a similar manner to Gensokyo.
>The moon's inhabitants once fought a "war" against the humans of Earth, beginning when the astronauts of the Apollo program placed a flag on the moon (thus declaring it to be theirs'); however, although the Lunarians had mobilized for war and refer to the incident as the "Lunar War"
US accidentally starts the Lunar War. This war is fought in secret with the USSR, US, UK across Earth.
The Lunarians couldn't figure out the placement of the flag was symbolic for human advancement, and that they had no idea about their existence since they are hidden like Gensokyo. Damn, Lunarians are dumbasses, and my fucking sides.
Who won the war?
Reason and the advance of science were what caused the decline of Youkai and such in the first place, that's why they had to create the barrier and keep the humans within in a medieval state. Once the spooks of Gensokyo come under the scrutiny of reason and science, they will perish.
Pretty sure it was because organized religion wiped out those smaller heathen religions and beliefs.
Science , Reason, Organized Religion are the reasons why a barrier went up in Gensokyo trapping those poor son of a bitch humans in the dark days of society. They need liberation, and the Youkai & gods who keep them there need extermination.
Well that's because the war ended with a treaty: The Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies
I bet the dumb ass Lunarians added the last part to the title.
Now you see why Yumemi is using Abrahamic religions symbols as focus for her artificial magic.
how did a thread about listening to tummies turn into talking about religion? ._.
I want to talk about touhou tummies.
I have a great idea. Let's introduce science, and technology in Gensokyo, and use Youkai as tools to help advance these studies so the residents don't have to waste their time living in the 19th century life style.
>Linking to Touhou-Project.com
Anon you just don't understand.
Do youkai even have traditional organs? Probably digestion or nothing.
I think Remilia and Flan's bellies would sound like sloshing around.
Remilia & Flan are Vampires who drink blood, and eat human cakes made by a human who keeps her distance from her own kind. I'm pretty sure they have something close to the human digestive system just replacing water with blood, and meat/vegetables with human meat.
Overall it's pretty disgusting to know that they do that, and no wonder they were hunted down by Christians/Demon Hunters.
I never understood when vampires are supposed to be repulsed by human food. It's just not realistic. It's much more realistic to assume that they have a digestive system, as eating raw meat is probably a lot more efficient than sucking blood and drinking it only. Maybe they cannot take any nutritional value from the cakes and sweets they drink, but it should be possible to consume.
Maybe the idea of them be repulsed by human food is based on the fact that some of the vampires were actually human at point before turning, and it gives some of them a reminder of their previous humanity.
Because it doesn't matter what you become if you were formally human, you're going to have a tiny trace of it in you. Unless of course you're humanity is completely thrown out, and you become a savage beast/hollow shell of what you were.
In two occasions, yes. It was considered a threat because it denied the Emperor's divinity (and thus his right to rule). It managed to survive underground, despite everything.
The punchline is that over 1/4 of Japan's prime ministers have been Christians, despite Christians being only 1% of the population. Such is fate.
I wonder if the Inquisition got the Scarlet sisters parents. The way I see it Christians are the only ones to actually go out of their way to hunt/kill monsters instead of waiting for a incident to occur.
They also kill dragons on sight
They had various books on how to deal with monsters like "the Discoverie of Witchcraft" and the "Malleus Maleficarum" and the vampire hunting kits they used to carry with them (pic related). The Vatican teaches priest and nuns in their exorcist classes how to fight dragons, demons, devils and other monsters and evil spirits
Of course, monsters dont belong in this world.
>I wonder if the inquisition got the Scarlets parents.
Possibly. Or they were turned by a nice gent/lady, or someone doing something nice for them. There's also the possibility that they were forcefully turned.
What amazes me however was the skill of these Monster Hunters in Genosokyo. Christians or not they are taking on creatures with stupid high relaxes, strengths, and super natural powers while they carry swords/daggers, revolvers, holy water, a bible, knowledge on how to deal with some monsters, and average human fitness.
I wouldn't mind doing monster hunting in Gensokyo.
Keep in mind that outside world humans were able to defeat Nue, too.
It's already in the youkai mountai and eientei.
The human village is a zoo so they are kept forever in the dark.
Though the image of Marisa carrying a huge ass computer back home without knowing how to use it (that CoLA chapter) is funny and sad at the same time.
Gensokyo humans are kept in the dark, technology wise. It's for the youkai's own good.
Dear god. As a fellow human I am disgusted at this. To be left in eternal darkness to not be able to advance because it would lead to the Youkai's death instead of them helping humanity with their powers so that they won't be eliminated. I'm sickens, Yukari you monster.
What revolution? Gensokyo is fine as it is.
It feeds on outside world's wastes, the youkai live peacefully with the Gensokyo humans, and the Moriya god is searching for new energy so Gensokyo can be energy-independent from the outside world.
The only thing left is to wait till the outside world is stuck with calamity, civilization breaks down and youkai can rule the night again.
>Not caring for his fellow humanity.
>Completely supporting Youkai rule.
>Not wanting to Youkai's & Humans to co-exist not only in Gensokyo, but also the Outside world.
>Wanting to live in the dark ages of Japan
We need a solution to the youkai/human question.
Also, youkai and humans cannot co-exist unless it's people are suspicious of youkai.
Youkai feeds on belief, if no one fear them anymore, youkai would cease to exist, it's what youkai fear the most.
This is what Byakushit wants, the complete extermination of youkai by pacifying them.
If Youkai's truly existed because of belief you don't necessarily fear them to make them exist all you have to do s think that they exist, and they will.
An if this is true the eating of Outsider is just a way for them to reinforce the idea that they truly exist.
>pursues dark power to get youth
>notice annoying youkai
>feed humans youkai to tame them, make them servants
>get sealed away
>thousand year later, wake up, still trying to kill youkai by pacifying them and starve them of faith
>still quote sutra and gather faith yourself
I'm quoting her history.
Byakushit is a disgusting youkai collaborator AND exterminator.
Bitch needs to be stopped if you ever want youkai to live.
Youkai feed of fear, gods feed of faith.
>An if this is true the eating of Outsider is just a way for them to reinforce the idea that they truly exist.
Nah, some youkai (most beast) are built to eat humans in mind, it's in their nature to hunt, being beasts and all.
She saved poor little Kyouko from dying.
And keep her as her slave who works for free.
I don't love youkai but I hate bitch ass pretender like Byakushit.
Truly a snake-hearted buddhist.
Also, her youkai extermination/pacifying plan involves feeding humans to youkai, which makes her a traitor to both sides.
Eating Kaguya's liver and becoming an immortal is quite something, don't ya think?
There is no bullshit in it.
The beast youkai need to keep their instincts, so they hunt outsiders instead of Gensokyo humans, this means they can both keep the fear and meat quota.
There are also some youkai that specifically need to eat human to live/function, such as the vampires.
>And keep her as her slave who works for free.
That,s what Buddhist initiates do.
Aren't these celestial maidens woman who lose their cloth like thing that is found by the humans below, and they go live with them until they get bored, or find the cloth sometimes leaving their human families behind?
WHY HAVE YOU TURNED A TOUHOU BELLY THREAD INTO A GENSOKYO SOCIOPOLITICAL DISCUSSION!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Because bellies are the source of all the fucked up sociopolitical that happens in Gensokyo, and Yukari being an evil, manipulative bitch.
Also to be a Demon Hunter in Gensokyo not only do I need not to have fear in the Youkai's I'm going to kill, and not belief in them, I will need all the supernatural slaying kits/books, a unfaltering will to kill them all, a bandages long coat & hat, and a belief in a being above them that will protect me right?
Because bellies are the source of all evil.
It's the belly button of an evil loli vampire. Of course it will be fucked up.
Better have something that she wants, or you will end up in the cakes.
She was a normal human before being turned into a vampire. Her navel scar should be that of a normal young girl.
Too much bellies and politics around here.
The Lunar War actually DID happen.
SSiB, there are a bunch of ruins on the Moon, once a human base that was destroyed by the Lunarians when they attempted to gain a foothold on the Moon.
>Their facial expression.
They look like they want the d, but they also look like they don't want it. What is it Scarlet sisters?
I want to go Genosokyo, and spread reason, logic, science, and technology to all the villages becoming a heretic to the gods & youkai there.
Three bellies for the price of one!
Wouldn't you rest your head on them?
Say no to belly abuse.
Chu~ them all instead.
this guy makes pages of this very infrequently, but I hope one day for it to be a reality.
I want an Okuu too.
Okuu doesn't actually say Unyu. It's the onomatopoeia of the sound her body makes whenever you squeeze/hug her. Kind of like a rubber ducky, but in this case a rubber raven.
I want to make little Okuu's with Okuu
The only true discussion is that Yukari is a bitch, and humanity in Gensokyo is oppressed unable to advance so that Youkai's can continue to exist.
There needs to be a change, but nobody can take on Yukari or Dragon.
The only one that can actually do something is Reimu, since she's the one that maintain the Hakurei Barrier.
But she's in the dark as much as any other humans in Gensokyo.
Some people are fed up with modernity. Bonus points when the pre-modernity they're moving to is pretty much an ideal of pre-modernity, with the nasty-brutish-short aspect neatly cut out.
That's extremely sad mate. I wonder if Zun will ever make a 2hu game all about the humanity being left in the dark with an Outsider being the cause viewing residents of Gensokyo as savages without choice.
That's kind of sad considering pre-modernity was pretty fucked up especially without the technology we had, and not to mention this Asia we're talking about.
full to the pont of making sloshing noises at every movement
They're still disgusting sub-humans who need to conform, or be eradicated like the rest of the youkai's + Byakuren.
Toyo can read your desire. Fuck it must be hard to be male, and live with them.
I would marry Chen & Suwako.
>Inb4 she's forbidden.