I have a crush on a 2D gal. What is the best way to stop this?

>>12485312
You don't stop it anon, you have a dream and propose to her there.

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It's too late

Join the normie brigade against the evil forces of abnormality

>>12485322
I don't know what you mean, "dream and purpose to her there".

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>>12485312
Stop? This is just the first step anon, may that 2D grill make you understand how beautiful and pure the 2D world is. You only need 2D to be happy.

>>12485367
I was happy and realized that before.

>>12485354
For starters you fall asleep and then, if you're worthy, the 2D girl will approach you and you can propose to marry her there.

>>12485312
Depends, is it THAT 2D gal?

>>12485312
I want to fuck Yayoi.

>>12485395
She would be a wonderful person to be married to, but I don't want to continue feeling this.
>>12485414
Why? Does it make a difference who it is?

>>12485425
Do you want to break her 2D heart, anon?

>>12485430
Of course not. But do you really think this would do that to her?

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>>12485439
You don't understand a lady's desires, anon

>>12485447
I'm asking you if you genuinely believe what you're telling me.

>>12485457
If you have fallen for her she will know it and if you don't express your feelings to her before you take action then she may feel you dislike her

>>12485439
If you have to ask the Internet for advice, kill yourself. You're just a repressed normalshit who's dying to get some smelly 3D pussy and hang out with the dudebros. If you like it that much and are so insecure about your own fucking feelings, go suck a few dicks until you become yet another neurotypical nigger.

>>12485469
I don't care about relationships.

>>12485414
Is there something special about THIS 2D gal?

>>12485477
Then why do you care so much about this? Thinking this is a bad thing only means you care about what others think of you. If you didn't truly care, you wouldn't even be asking this question.

I've heard they have some epic social advice forums on Reddit, you might want to fuck off there.

>>12485425
>>12485481
No, but if it IS that 2D gal, try to keep it to yourself. Otherwise people in the public will label you as a "Pedo"

>>12485312
Get out of the basement. Simples.

>>12485494
I don't think it's a bad thing. It's just that this is not for me. This is causing me lots of distress. I do not think would be very good for her because of this as well.

>>12485460
How would someone do that?

>>12485353
the problem is not that it's 'abnormal' or something, it's that she can never reciprocate my love for her.

Unrequited love is painful anon.

If there was a way to create an AI connected to an Onahole, that could feel when I touched it, then I would definitely want to date a 2D, but until then, it is just too painful.

>>12485539
This guy isn't me.

>>12485533
"Waifu, I love you but I don't think we should be together"

>>12485543
yes it is.

We are all one here.

>>12485510
I know the whole "just get up and do it brah" stuff. I have tried but it didn't have any effect. I think it has made me feel even more intensely towards her and I think about her more often too.

Why contain it?

It's cool.

>>12485312
>I have a crush on a 2D gal
No, you don't.

create her in AA2
and then you hump

>>12485592
Let it spill over into every aspect of your life, let the figma, posters, and body pillows pile up in your house. In the end, you'll wonder why you even didn't want to have waifu in the first place.

>>12485620
Why do you think I don't? I don't like to use terms like "waifu", it makes it feel like a joke.

>>12485502
Yayoi doesn't look that young normally.

>>12485548
Does that mean I can insert my penis in you?

legalize 2D love

>>12485502
i am pedo 2d is all i have I just want be happy.

:(

>>12486088
try drugs

>>12486123
sound like a bad idea

>>12485539
You can't make it happen if you cling to the "she's not real, she will never love you" belief. Having a love interest in a 2D begins first with extreme obsession and not the "shes mah faves" type of obsession. It's only then that the sense of being loved will emerge but it's doubtful that a normal person could achieve this.

>>12485312
I don't think you can force this away. No way I'm aware of at least.

>>12486145
hey you're the one that said you were a pedo and wanted to be happy, i just thought i'd let you know what works for me

>>12485469
>>12485494
Why do you think someone is a failed normie if they don't want to feel strong feelings toward someone or something?

>>12486299
Only normies treat love like a disease.

>>12486357
I am the op. I know this can be great and beautiful for most people, but I am not one of them. I do not think this is how it's supposed to feel. I feel apprehensive all the time because of her, and I can no longer enjoy my favorite franchise. I admire her so much it makes me go mad. I would love if I could think of her normally but I can't. I don't know how to put it into words very well but what I feel isn't "good" when I know it should be. it feels like what I'm feeling is not what I'm supposed to feel, and I think this feels awful for both her and I.

>>12486193
I have some pretty wonderful dreams aboutmy husbando. It just takes time and a lot of exposure. It's wonderful, I have no idea why op would want to get rid of that feeling.

>>12486508
It makes me feel very anxious all the time.

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Do what Dante did and transform her into your paragon of goodness.

>>12486606
35 year old Italian NEET dreams of opening a portal to the afterlife, goes through hell and climbs mount purgatory and shit to arrive in heaven with his waifu Beatrice.

>>12486242
But it seems fake.

>>12487692
Dante acknowledges his own prideful sin of thinking that he could reach bliss with intellect only. Virgil can not follow Dante into paradise, and so from then most what remains of the role of the guide is taken by Beatrice herself.

>>12487745
well what's your plan for being not fake happy then, if you wouldn't mind sharing?

>>12486606
Beatrice was Dante's poetic muse and part of his conception of Beauty and Love. She was part of his faith and his image of the Divine. That not the direction I want to go.

>>12487886
Beatrice was not necessarily Dante's muse, she was his first love that enabled him to understand the redemptive, selfless, and virtuous nature of love. Dante doesn't call upon Beatrice as a muse to inspire his writing in the Divine Comedy, first he calls on the actual muses themselves (connecting his work with the ancient epics), and then later on he calls on God Himself to give him inspiration.

Waifu isn't a muse in the original sense of the word. Whether or not a waifu could be a "muse" in the sense of something that inspires you depends entirely on the person in question. When you stop to think about it, Dante’s relationship to Beatrice was pretty much the same as that of a neckbear who gets a smile from that cute girl in one of his video games or Japanese cartoons.

>>12485539
>If there was a way to create an AI connected to an Onahole, that could feel when I touched it, then I would definitely want to date a 2D, but until then, it is just too painful.
It's coming anon, slowly but surely. If you struggle long enough, you'll be among the first and last men who can say "I waited to see you for so long" in your holodeck. It will be bliss, and no other men will ever feel that. Think about it.

>>12488086
>holodeck
If science fiction has taught us anything, it's that holodecks are bad news. Sooner or later you will be abducted by aliens who make the holodeck real and force you to fight the one you love in ridiculously contrived situations designed to test whether man is good or evil. Happens every time.

>>12487882
Move to thailand

>>12488086
That's been around for a few years now. Including Rift support.

>>12488325
Not advanced enough. We need haptic suits for full body sensation.

>>12488452
Also already exists. What have you been doing all this time? Facebook?

>>12488481
What the? For real? Show me this, I am saving my money right now.

Don't deceive me anon. If you can't feel your waifu fingers through your body without having to use 5 separated USB devices, it's still not advanced enough.

>>12487692
Dante's Divine Comedy may be a well written classic, but it's also hilariously pathetic.

It's nothing but Christian-Greek mashup with the author inserting himself as the protagonist (and the other characters in the story praise him as being the best writer in history and the smartest man who ever lived), and the plot centers around a girl named Beatrice pleading with God to let Dante visit her in heaven after seeing the rest of the afterlife.

Keep in mind that Dante had only spoken to Beatrice once in real life, when he was 8, then "loved her from afar" because he was too neckbeardy to approach her, then he went and wrote a whole epic fanfic about a quest to see her.

A guy who wanted to prove that Dante was a pussy(Can't remember the name, the whole book is filled with obscure shit about people from Florentine) so he walked up and slapped him in the face in a public square, and Dante pussied out and ran away. Then got his revenge years later by putting the guy in Hell in his fanfic. This seems like a common theme, that Dante put everyone who was mean to him in Hell. Didn't he write the book to get back at the authorities who exiled him from a city? What a fucking wimp. "I'm gonna write this and put all those guys in hell, that'll show them".

The Divine Comedy is self-insert fanfiction of a wimpy nerd with anti-social issues.

>>12488536
It must have been two or three years ago when that Japanese company was showing off that self-hugging jacket. More recently, there was a short clip of a guy wearing the rift, a tactile body suit, and and onahole. All I can tell you, my friend, is "Soon."

>>12488543
So Dante was the original CWC?

>>12486357
What's your reasoning behind that?

>>12488771
BEEEATTTOOOO
OHHHH BEAAATTTOOO

>>12486088
I am lolikon too, and 2d is not enough anymore. Scared what is happening to me.

>>12488578
If you can find that clip, I'd appreciate it. You are talking of a full body suit, right? The next step would be to extend this to the face, while managing to make heat a non-issue. Also, odors without having to use a full rack of stuff. In the long term, I guess cyberbrain a-la GiTS would be the way to go.

>>12489150
Take OP. He wants to toss away the girl he loves because he can't fuck her without technology that will surely be perfected in the next few years. Take what you can get I say. There's always onaholes.

>>12489816
No, I said that poster wasn't me. I think I love her so much. I don't want to abandon her like you said. But this is so painful for me, in my head. Not because of anything physical.

>>12489826
You think loving a 3d is any better? 2d is the same as 3d without the heartbreaking rejection or sloppy breakup.

>>12489855
I have not cared about 3D and relationships in many years.

>>12485592
Get out of here, Denton.

I left my girlfriend for a 2D qt

>>12489940
Take your misuse of spoilers and “qt” normie slang back to your original board, kudasai.

>>12489929
I'm pretty sure Simmons says that.

>>12485331
Who keeps making these images?

>>12488543
>>12487692
He was European, what do you expect. Petrarch and Laura was even worse.

Now, Americans, on the other hand

>On July 15, 1918, King wrote to Fitzgerald, telling of her engagement to William Mitchell, the son of her father's business associate. They married later that year and had three children. Then in 1937, she left Mitchell for businessman John T. Pirie, Jr. (of the Chicago department store Carson Pirie Scott & Company). That year she also met Fitzgerald for the last time in Hollywood; when she asked which character was based on her in The Beautiful and Damned, Fitzgerald replied, "Which bitch do you think you are?"

>>12485312
I feel quite bad saying this, but I would like to fuck Yayoi in the ass and make her perform oral sex on me. To me, it's always seemed as if Yayoi is half of a person, barely human. The only thing she's good for is pleasuring a man. You give her some food, give her some shelter, and she'll do anything you want her to do.

>>12491079
She is content with simple dishes and meager living accommodations. If you give her those things she'll practically be a slave to you. I would go vagina only so I can watch her cry while telling her fans why she's going to stop being an idol. The best way to degrade her.

>>12491104
>>12491079
You're both silly and don't know how to multi task. All idols have is their voice and their body, so oral sex is what they are best at. Why waste a load in her vagina when you can just ejaculate in her mouth, thus getting off and feeding her at the same time?

When did all these sick fucks arrive in /jp/

>>12487692
Beatrice was a woman Dante came to love when he was young, after 2 meetings with 8 or 9 years in between. She died at the age of 24 a few years later. His whole life he held her as an ideal. She brings him to heaven, because she is "love." He barely even knew her in any real sense. His whole masterpiece arose from some obsession he had with a beautiful girl he spoke to once, who probably had no idea who he was.

I love the idea of crafting a character out of some weird, complicated desire/fantasy you have and then having her escape from you because she becomes so real. Caddy in the Sound and the Fury, Anna Karenina. Dante's Beatrice is kind of a perfect example.

>>12485697
She does.

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>>12492480
Nope.

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>>12492480

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>>12492480
>>12485312
What's the name of this type of outfit?

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I say it on /x/ and I'll repeat it here: astral projection, thoughtforming (tulpa) and evocation. That's what you need to do to get her (or something like her) to be seen.
If at first it doesn't work, keep going, eventuaIIy you'II get her, hard work pays off.

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>>12493372
There is no evidence of tulpas being a thing.

>>12493372
You misunderstand, I don't want to see her. I also suffer from mild schizophrenia so I think a tulpa would really be harmful.

>>12493399
A tulpa is just deluding yourself until you begin to experience hallucinations. /x/ tier "It can pop out and kill you !" bullshit aside, it is very real, or rather it feels real for the person who made it.

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>>12493415
I know exactly what it is. It's a myth made up by /x/, it's not feasible or possible.

>>12493424
I think it is definitely possible to fool yourself until you begin to hallucinate and actually believe that stuff.

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>>12493408
In a fairier society, you'd be considered a shaman, there's nothing wrong with schizophrenia, it's a term invented by psychiatrists to suppress the more spirituaI peopIe whose behaviour cannot be expIained.
>>12493399
>>12493424
It's been a thing Iong before /x/ (or rather /mIp/) picked it up. "thoughtforms", creations of the mind were/are a thing used by western occuItists, the term "tuIpa" itseIf comes from the eastern tradition and it's exactIy magicaI companions created by a person.

>>12493557
From what little I know about shaman, I always thought they were mostly schizophrenics who were smart enough to know how to exploit their people.

>>12493557
>it's exactIy magicaI companions created by a person.
When someone creates a tulpa, what they do is just alter their perception to the point of seeing and hearing things. Don't fall for such fantastic things anon, you're selling your mind short.

I have AIDS.

>>12493372
I've been using an alarm every 30 minutes after 4 hours of sleep every night or a week straight and still haven't had any lucid dreams. What am I doing wrong?

>>12485430
>>12489816
>>12485447
>>12485460
You guys are kind of scummy. The guy doesn't want to continue and you urge him on by making him think of how much he likes the chick.

>>12493372
>astral projection

I don't think you understand how this works. You'd want to lucid dream instead.

>>12494027
I'm scum because I think a guy should be with his ideal girl rather than settle for 3d table scraps that will never love him.

>>12495148
i hate to break it to you, but his ideal girl will never love him either

>>12494517
Since he mentioned tulpa, I think he means having an out of body experience. Except instead of going to the stars or whatever like religious figures claim, he goes to 2D land.
>>12495148
Let me rephrase. You're using means I think are underhanded in this specific situation. The guy says he is schizophrenic and this is painful for him, and you're trying to get to him in dishonest way.

>>12495157
Yeah, but she's cuter, she'll never leave, never file false rape charges against him, never give him a disease, spend all his money, or betray him in any way at all.

>>12495176
>>12495148
He said he's not interested in women anyway.

>>12493372
>>12493399
>>12493424
I've made a tulpa before, ask me anything.
>inb4 is it spooky ghosties
No, it's psychology.

>>12495333
Why would you willingly induce schizophrenic delusions upon yourself?

>>12495395
Hallucinations are optional, and it's nice companionship.

>>12493557
There was also the hypnosis thing on /mlp/. Those threads were fun.

>>12495333
How diligent were you during the forming process? How long did it take before you could see it, and when it started speaking on its own? How much did its final appearance change from your initial design?