Remember: 2hus are children and if you so much as have a stray thought that's even slightly sexualized about them, you are a gross, no-good lolicon pedophile and should be killed and used as Youkai food.
That said, let's discuss 2hu vaginas.
Rumia does not have an intact hymen.
I'm ok with being killed and used as Yokai food!
That's fine if I get to eat them first.
>A flash game had more doujinshi than 2hu did at comiket this year
>A FLASH GAME
Everyone knows they pay famous artists to draw their characters to reel in their low level fans.
>>14599730
[citation needed]
reitaisai m80
Tenshi is the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo. That's not even open for debate.
She's not from Gensokyo. Doesn't even spend most of her time there. It's like saying Maribel is the cutest girl in Gensokyo.
>>14622490
She's the most beautiful girl in all of heaven, earth and beyond.
Tenshi is myexwaifu
Does /jp/ play Puyopuyo!! Quest, or the Puyopuyo series in general?
I thought that the 20th anniversary game was the best in the series.
Anyone doing the minna quest event? The 10th livestream is starting up in two hours, so make sure to watch for the chance to get sweet, sweet magic stones.
I love the series. Never touched Puyo Quest though because I don't play phone games.
puyo
I just play Tsu. Is Quest good?
Smelly 2hu smells!
They smell really bad!
PURE MAIDEN SMELL
>>14584731
Smelly old hag!
What is the meaning of this
>>14619323
Guess the Nips have a dank 2hu cockroach meme phase going
>>14619345
I didn't know there were so many Turkish Touhous.
I think it might be a bug.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LightNovels/comments/413i4h/disc_lost_universe_chapter_3_zenan/
>>14622294
what is this.
>>14622307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Universe
A translation for the light novel.
"The secrets of the great tao are mysterious and plentiful, come into my abode young anon and I'll teach you things only a noblewoman knows..."
Retro Future Girls was pretty ballin
Rule number one
Effortless action does not mean you sit in front of your computer and NEET it up all day
What does it say /jp/?
It says all the cool shit Mima's gonna do in the next game.
"get out of /jp/"
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-KanColle will add Android support in Winter.
>no new thread for 2 hours
Is this the new norm now
delete this one too
>>14618861
I'd make it, but I was asleep. It's great someone else does it for a change.
Cute bug (male)
I want to insert that bug in my anus and defecate him.
Crossie here. OP is a /v/-crossie. We are both going to kill ourselves right now.
>>14495336
Crossie and in crossdresser?
Come here fuccboi imma give you the d real good.
>Going to start studying Japanese at Uni this year
Will it be shit? I get to study in Nippon for a year aswell, anyone here had experiences with that kind of thing?
Have been studying here for like 3 years.
>>14620565
>>14620586
Get out.
>>14620640
Epic.
I've started project 'Fuck The World,' a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill ALL those fucking elephants.
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So, we meet again
Maids are olev
>>14620893
Dwarven fortresses frighten me.
I can imagine this game as product of the sick game of Yakumo Yukari, I can imagine her somewhere sitting and discussing with her herald Zun the next generation of girls while tampering with the lifeless mannequin bodies of the rest of the games as she pleasures herself, Yukari is the only real TOuhou and at least she' s totally real, I bet she's also an UNIX wizard
Kiss me, fat girl.
Yukari is the strongest!
>>14598198
And cutest!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tadamichi_Kuribayashi
>"The battle is entering its final chapter. Since the enemy's landing, the gallant fighting of the men under my command has been such that even the gods would weep. In particular, I humbly rejoice in the fact that they have continued to fight bravely though utterly empty-handed and ill-equipped against a land, sea, and air attack of a material superiority such as surpasses the imagination. One after another they are falling in the ceaseless and ferocious attacks of the enemy. For this reason, the situation has arisen whereby I must disappoint your expectations and yield this important place to the hands of the enemy. With humility and sincerity, I offer my repeated apologies. Our ammunition is gone and our water dried up. Now is the time for us to make the final counterattack and fight gallantly, conscious of the Emperor's favor, not begrudging our efforts though they turn our bones to powder and pulverize our bodies. I believe that until the island is recaptured, the Emperor's domain will be eternally insecure. I therefore swear that even when I have become a ghost I shall look forward to turning the defeat of the Imperial Army to victory. I stand now at the beginning of the end. At the same time as revealing my inmost feelings, I pray earnestly for the unfailing victory and security of the Empire. Farewell for all eternity."
>Unable to complete this heavy task for our country
>Arrows and bullets all spent, so sad we fall.
>But unless I smite the enemy,
>My body cannot rot in the field.
>Yea, I shall be born again seven times And grasp the sword in my hand.
>When ugly weeds cover this island,
>My sole thought shall be the Imperial Land.
Why were the Japanese soldiers so honorable, /jp/?
That's a bit of a generalisation, itsn't it?
I think the people systematiaclly raped by japanese soldiers in their camps thought them a lot less honorable.
>>14621751
>Why were the Japanese soldiers so honorable, /jp/?
That's a singular Japanese soldier, mistreated and brutalized by the Imperial establishment, one that sought to mold all of its soldiers into brutal and unquestioning killers through a bastardized form of the Imperial myth.
Who was made famous by Clint Eastwood.
>>14621777
>The exact circumstances of Kuribayashi's death remain mysterious. He was most likely killed in action on the early morning of 26 March 1945, while leading his surviving soldiers in a three-pronged assault against sleeping Marines and Air Force ground crews. Kuribayashi and his men silently slashed tents, bayoneted sleeping men, and lobbed hand grenades. According to the official United States Marine Corps History, "The Japanese attack on the early morning of March 26th was not a banzai charge, but an excellent plan aiming to cause maximum confusion and destruction."[23] The assault climaxed in a hand-to-hand battle to the death between the men of both armies. The General's body could not be identified afterwards for he had removed all officer's insignia in order to fight as a regular soldier.
Nah, he was a brave man. Fuck off nerd.