What would you do if Kuroe Rumeu started throwing almonds at you?
I would playfully throw her to the ground, grab her arms, press my body against hers and kiss her on the lips while she tries to wrestle me off her!
Deck her right in the face
Stab her with a baguette.
Japanese fish drinking beer
>>14698801
>>14699606
Is that Tsingtao?
I downloaded torrent of translated koi to senkyo to chocolate, but how to make this work? When I try tu run start.exe nothing happens, and when I run 恋と選挙とチョコレート it redirects me to website for download adobe shockwave. I downloaded and installed it but it doesn't changed anything.
delete system32 :D
have you tried turning it off then back on again?
install gentoo
Reimu's schemes to get money always go wrong...
Please read: an urgent appeal from Hakurei Reimu.
Did you know that the Hakurei shrine costs 5000 yen a day to run? With your help, the Hakurei shrine can continue to service the lonely men of Gensokyo and keep people satisfied. If every visited donated just 500 yen, I would spend the money on funny hats.
-Hakurei Reimu.
She should just steal some of the infinite supply of cash that Remilia has to pay her employees.
>>14698768
Just when did Sanae get so tall?
Pick your favorite 2hus, from each stage and from the playable cast, make a hypothetical game with it, and post in this thread how your game would be.
You can choose two (or one if you want) playable characters from any of the official shmup games, and Reimu and Marisa are always playable. You can also choose a mid-boss 2hu and add her into any stage if you want.
Hard mode: Make a coherent incident involving those characters. You only choose the characters so the location could be anywhere.
Spin-off characters:
Kasen counts as Stage 3.
Sumireko counts as Stage 4.
Iku counts as Stage 5.
Tenshi counts as Stage 6.
Suika, Komachi and Hata no Kokoro count as Extra stage.
Eikishiki counts as Phantasm stage.
Fairies of light count as whatever.
I decided I will save my ideas until I make them.
Does it have to be a Shmup.
>>14698556
OP here, forgot that Yuuka counts as Stage 6 and Medicine as Stage 5. They don't appear in Reimu's scenario in PoFV, so I kinda forgot about them.
>no hamakaze thread
Hamakaze Thread
real ship edition
That's a nice 10cm cannon she got there
i hate this "i dont know anything about the series so i'll post /k/ related stuff instead" meme
ya'll got ran off GuP and now you try to push it on KC and where mods also kicked you out lmao
What is sex with this ship girl like?
Sachiko has THREE threads!
WOW! She truly is the multithrad idol!
Hello, i represent the government of /jp/
Three Sachiko threads would not be allowed so we are going to repurpose this thread into another subject
Please understand.
Why are there so many engrish Japanese word/pronunciations? Is it's just taking english words, why isn't it faithful? Why does it add the awkward accent?
poster becomes Posuta, door is doa, etc
Did you know that different languages have different ways of pronouncing things?
Cock Zero: Diet Cock for men afraid of what others will think.
Almost every Japanese consonant is followed by a vowel sound. It's in their alphabet and they can't change it. There is no 'T' or 'F' it's To/Ta or Fu, etc etc.
/Jp/, how do feel about Byakuren being unable to adapt to Gensokyou's modern values and her own favoritism? Sure Miko is arrogant but at least she doesn't pull as many punches.
(IE. Byakuren sealing the occult balls knowing that they would probably cause trouble in the future, denying Yamame and Orin to the Taoist crew because she accepts that "some youkai just aren't fit for Buddhism but most are lol" despite the fact that Shou, Naz, Murasa and Ichirin eat meat, steal et cetera because youkai simply aren't fit for religious precepts. Drowning a whole boat and crew to add Murasa to her youkai collection.)
I'm also interested in the fact that in UFO, we have three heroines but two shot-types and each shot-type presents the heroine as going out to resolve the incident as incident resolvers or out of more hedonistic desires. I need to reread everyone's routes but we know that Byakuren mainly initially wants a pacifist resolution when she first meets our heroines but they just beat shit up anyway aside from greenhorn Sanae.
Ie. ReimuA is moneygrubbing Reimu who wanted to loot the treasure ship whilst ReimuB wants to beat shit up again and solve the incident.
Who is the real villain of UFO?
>Who is the real villain of UFO?
Byakuren
>>14697155
>UFO sanae
>greenhorn
By the time she meets Byakuren, she already becomes the YOU ARE YOUKAI! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL! SEAL AND PURIFY! SEAL AND PURIFY THE EVIL! Sanae.
Byakuren is in effect, killing Gensokyo by trying to bring Youkai and humans together.
Can /jp/ find Chen?
>>14696678
I can't!
>>14696678
There she is!
Me on the left.
Accidentally came across this, and it is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CufhThz61c
The only way to get this is to get WAVE collection from audio-4U.
Any amazing song like this?
Voyager thread, I presume.
>>14696424
You sure you hit the right board there buddy?
>>14696455
It is Morrigan so it is /jp/ related more than anything else.
Picking shrooms with Marisa!
Poking at shrooms with Marisa!
Sitting on shrooms with Marisa!
Taking shrooms with Marisa!
Who is this mysterious shopkeeper?
>>14695084
Ikubi Akius
Poorly Drawn
>>14695124
The most delicious drunk loli in gensokyo !
>New Yassy never
How does this make you feel?
It's giving me complicated feelings.
I don't know how his art can be simultaneously so good and awful at the same time.
Either way I look forward to seeing it.
>>14694719
Indifferent?
I've been wondering... Which touhou is the most slav?
Suika and Cirno. That said all Touhous are too cute to be slavic.
Mokou