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>>14814192
not wao

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tao

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>>14814192
i dont get it

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I'm sorry but I want to cum inside Celestia Lewd-enberg's thighhighs. Imagine feeling the texture of the fabric and her porcelain skin against your dick.

>>14813951
ok

Nanami is a very underrated character. There should be more lewds of her.

When I was about 13 we had this exchange student from Japan stay at our house. She was about 14.

When she came she brought all sorts of things from Japan like dagashi, video games (gameboy stuff) and manga and whatnot. She was quite shy so she'd spend a lot of time in her room studying or doing hobby stuff. No one disturbed her much except to call her at meal times.

One day my parents were out and we were both in our respective rooms. I hadn't seen her that day and thought things seemed pretty quiet so I decided to check on her to see that she's okay. Anyway I went into her room and saw it. This tiny, completely naked Japanese girl was taking a dump right on the floor, with only a thin sheet of plastic film protecting the carpet below.

At that moment she realized my presence and turned around. For a millisecond our eyes met and she flushed bright red before shouting at me in Japanese to get out. I averted my gaze as soon as fast as I could but it was already too late. I went back to my room saying sorry and neither of us said anything for the rest of the day. At that time there was a week left of her stay and until she left she was even more quiet and reclusive than before. Whenever we'd pass in the corridor she'd avoid making eye contact but I couldn't help but notice her blush. My parents asked if anything was the matter but obviously we said nothing.

Anyway sooner enough she returned to Japan and we lost contact. I remember her name, but it's so common that there's no way I could track her down with just that. She left some stuff that she brought here (maybe as an apology?) and that gave me a window into Japanese culture. I obviously could not forget the day I saw her in that incriminating position and ended up having a fetish for cute Asian girls doing dirty things. Sometimes I scour the web for new Japanese amateur/pro videos wondering if I can find her. I only vaguely remember what she looked like back then and can only guess what she looks like now. I just hope that if I see her, I'll know it's her.

>>14813683
Sailor Moon

>>14813804
Lewd

>>14813683
The year 1999 when the first Pokémon episode aired in my country. After that it has been a slippery slope

>>14813394
>how to play import games
Learn japanese

>>14813351
That's the First ANIME Game to hit US Shores!

>>14813351
lol, I just played this last night.

It's a VERY rare item, and also a VERY bad game, with a trully awful dub that tries to convince you the game takes place in the USA (which clearly doesn't), and hands down the worst opening song you'll ever listen in your entire life (the compression makes it sound like the singers are screaming in pain). The fact that the translation can't even decide if it's a sequel or a standalone game makes it even funnier.

This is on Zeddas level in terms of rareness and awfulness.

Good job, anon!

>>14813305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeVPHeMH4T4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtAGW_nX1g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXQLe5UMyRI

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>>14813339
Do not pai touch the Yayoi

>>14813305
Its a common gesture in Japan they call it ''high-touch'' though

The worlds always seem dead, like there arent any people in the them

They are shot in high frame rate for some reason.

Ultra-bright uniform lighting which allows for no subtlety atmosphere through lighting.

Sets that are too clean and sterile and look often literally like Ikea show rooms (with rooms filled with literal ikea furniture)

No Sound Design, everything is too quiet and uses over the top stock sound effects. Voices seem to be captured using microphones often on the cameras making the characters sound like they are in large empty sets. (which they are)

Terrible direction of extras and background characters, often background characters are just doing nothing waiting for their line.

Often shot in public without permissionl you often see regular public goers look at the actors, cameramen etc.

Budgets of like a few thousand dollars.

Music choices are over the top and cheesy as fuck.

Narration often for scenes where the scene speaks for itself.

Japanese actors can't act for fucking shit and overact literally everything on top of already incredibly cheesy and hammy, stilted dialogue and direction.

Overuse of heavy handed cliches and tropes.

There is probably more but these are the major things.

>>14812961
The east uses over dramatization in their acting. It is supposed to look acted in a way that makes it easy to tell the emotion of the character, the west is morw subtle with their dramatization but they do spell out their exact emotion and plot instead of showing it most of the time.
Anime does both

>>14811062
when are we getting them as bosses? LoLK would have been perfect, thanks for nothing ZUN

Lunarian scum

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>>14811018
only if it made jaypee good again

>>14811018
Of course I'd be syoko's friend, she's too cute not to.

If I could rape her whenever I wanted to, why not.
Maybe I could convince her to invite Sakicho over and I'd get to rape them both.

I usually bully Patchy but that sounds really comfy. I want that too!

Sounds nice...

I want to fuck her tits, but that also sounds pleasant.

What is this, music or album covers?

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There's no competition, really

how old is /jp/ anyway, I got here in 2008.

>>14802296
/jp/ was founded in 2008, so you've been here since the beginning,

>>14802296
Same. The jay was my first board.

1. A fur jacket
2. A flying car
3. A planet full of unicorns

>>14801526
To get married wearing a western wedding dress, and give her virginity to the man she loves, and has pledged to stay with until they both die.

Sanae is a pure girl like that. Her only other desires are otaku bullshit given she's a canon nerd.

The only slut at her Shrine is Suwako, given she's a single mom.

>>14801561
Does it count as being a single mom if your husband died 5,000 years ago?

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>>14801520
I hate these threads. Yuyuko is cute and I liked her backstory, but every fucking threat will talk about her eating, and almost every image will have her eating food.

>>14801520
She is a chilly ghost and cannot be warm, nor sweat.

>>14801568
Shes eating the popsicle cuz shes hot ya dingus