Yeah! Color Page!
>>14978299
What is Reimu "murder is just another game" Hakurei going to do this time?
https://mega.nz/#!kl9SRSiY!7tpqkhrgvm_uf3L-b1zppOhQY8lCxfKLAEhPHZw03iQ
Just dump the rest for me.
There aslo cover art for vol 5.
Mamizou disguising herself as reimu.
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>snag a puni ana DX for $89 on amazon
>a few hours later the same seller ups price to $128
>another hour and they're no longer selling them
>mfw
I hope they actually had some in the first place and I'm not going to get an email saying they made a mistake by putting it up in the first place ;_;
>want to buy a hip
>currency is too cheap
;_;
>>14978206
buy a good hole, wrap it in a pillow or blanket, and voila. you have a hip.
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>>14952774
FAQ:
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/a7b709674ec002cb7fe8
>>14977981
That bald nigger looks mad as hell right now. Like he gonna smack that bitch.
>>14977981
Nao Masaki and Chintarou Sakurai, here with Mai Agino
>>14978095
>>14977981
Nao is looking pretty fine considering she old as fuck.
What do you guys think of oppai mousepads? I think they're a fun and cute novelty, with the oppai having a useful purpose of supporting my wrist.
Mine is cheap though, and has fraying threads already. I'm embarrassed about how much money I spent on it, because I don't know if there's a proper way to care for it besides not using it. Does anyone like them? I've seen detailed care guides for things like dakimakura, but these don't seem very popular...
I never understood why people use these. How can you think it's okay to rub your mouse all over a 2D girl's face? Buy the oppai mousepad for display or masturbation purposes, but please, do not use it as an actual mousepad.
anybody tried fucking it
>>14972201
Aye
It's harder than it seems
Why are the more mature, developed 2hus all a bunch of dirty perverted shotacons?
The same reason the esteemed gentlemen of /jp/ are all a bunch of dirty perverted lolicons.
When your options are either a nerdy halfbreed or faceless old men, little boys are alot more appealing.
When you've got a few hundred years on them anyway, what difference does adding a couple more make
Which Touhou would you ask for the following acts?
Fellatio:
Handjob:
Paizuri:
Vaginal:
Anal:
Buttjob:
Footjob:
Alternative non-lewd version
Holding Hands:
High-Five:
Hug:
Pleasant conversation with:
Kiss:
Have tea with:
Share a beer with:
>>14971255
Fellatio: Sanae
Handjob: Sanae
Paizuri: Sanae
Vaginal: Sanae
Anal: Sanae
Buttjob: Sanae
Footjob: Sanae
Holding Hands: Sanae
High-Five: Sanae
Hug: Sanae
Pleasant conversation with: Sanae
Kiss: Sanae
Have tea with: Sanae
Share a beer with: Kanako because Sanae is underaged
Holding Hands: Kogasa
High-Five: Nue
Hug: Kogasa
Pleasant conversation with: Kogasa
Kiss: Kogasa
Have tea with: Kogasa
Also, holding hands is lewd
Fellatio: Reimu
Handjob: Alice
Paizuri: Yuyuko
Vaginal: Mokou
Anal: Meiling
Buttjob: Clownpiece
Footjob: Patchouli
Alternative non-lewd version
Holding Hands: Yuugi
High-Five: Marisa
Hug: Junko
Pleasant conversation with: Satori
Kiss: Hatate
Have tea with: Remilia
Share a beer with: Komachi
Hecate is fashion!
Fashionable!
>>14970799
By Sagume's look, we can tell it is her fault that it became a huge fashion.
I want to hug Lambdadelta
>>14968252
I don't understand this. Chapter 0 clearly says Showa 58, which is 1983, so does that mean only the part with Miyo is in 1983 and the rest is in 2016? But she's talking to NotRika in chapter 0, so that doesn't make any sense. And in chapter 0 they talk about the phone lines being cut, but why would that matter if they have cell phones? I'm confused
I fell in love with alice, what to do /jp/ ?
Propose to Shanghai.
>>14968058
Alice needs to be small to flat. This isn't Alice! You fell in love with an impostor!
>>14968060
why her ?
>>14968064
oh noes
What are the things that cannot be cut by Roukanken?
Bad jokes.
>>14963837
A second Roukanken.
>>14963837
Ojii-chan.
I want Remilia-sama to kill me!
Me too, my man.
>>14960276
Any specific way?
I think having all my blood sucked would be the best.
In my final moments I would see my bodily fluids filling her up while a fuzzy and lightheaded feeling permeates my brain. And then I would just fall asleep on her arms.
i want remilia to drop a roadroller on me
Isn't it illegal to use somebody's art for financial gain without their permission?
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385240-%3Aawoo%3A
Who's the artist of this Momiji and how do we teach them to sue?
>illegal to use somebody's art for financial gain without their permission
Better shut down 4chan then
>>14960162
It's probably not worth a lawsuit, those things are expensive as shit. A cease and desist or DMCA pointed at Valve would probably resolve the issue.
His English probably sucks so there would probably need to be language assistance required.
>>14960190
4chan is protected by DMCA safe harbor provisions, though if awoo man wanted to file takedown notices against 4chan he could.
It's ridiculous that a company thinks they can make this emoticon without even considering the origin of it.
How is it even possible that after all those years there are still no dragon girls in Touhou?
Dragons are some of the most well known fantasy creatures all around the world.
What is stopping ZUN?
I'm not sure what you mean, OP.
>>14954847
Reimu's descended from a dragon, close enough.
>>14954847
As long as he put dragon in the girl.
Méîìling-sama is so cool!
Yeah, she is!
>>14945588
Well then, I'm at a loss for words!
Meirin! She's the best, the coolest, fightingest girl around!
Hugs with Kaguya!
>>14937571
It looks like she's wearing a hot dog costume.
What a weirdo!
What's it like dating Kaguya?