Okuu and I will be having some sex here momentarily, so don't walk in and interrupt us. I'm putting a sock on the doorknob to my room in case you forget.
>>15129511
>putting a sock on the doorknob to my room
People do that?
>not having already married okuu
geez do you even love her?
>>15129511
I had sex with Okuu all day yesterday. My boner for her wouldnt even go down while we were asleep. I literally got woken up from my boner being pressed up against her naked body (my Okuu dakimakura).
Remilia reminds me of myself, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>15127085
>intelligent
Her sister begs to differ.
>nihilistic
What? Doujins are not canon
>wicked sense of humour
Not seeing it.
Pic related is closer to the actual remilia.
>>15127114
I want to rub her cheeks.
>>15127114
>Not seeing it.
She laughs at the fact she got a chupacabra for the herself only because it's rare, that's some wicked sense of humor.
What's the best? DDC or LoLK?
>>15126786
DDC if you're hipster, LoLK if you prefer objective truth
DDC because while being hella bland and ummemorable, it isn't incredibly bad.
>>15126786
>What's the best? DDC or LoLK?
This thread gone wild
Whoa, Flan got big!
Too bad her body shattered with how awful that anatomy is.
>>15126096
Shinki?
>>15126104
Vampires can't grow afterall, whatever Flan did deformed her body
would you spar with china /jp/?
Yes, great exercise, she's a canon bro and I want to prove to her how shitty martial arts is.
I know kickboxers and people who did karate, they did shit in actual fights because the way they learned to fight was specific, not applicable to actual fighting.
Boxers did well though. I want to see how Muey Thai, MMA and krav magafags fare in actual fights.
She can also teach me Chinese.
Let's say you live in Japan and have enough time and money like a rich neet, what would you do?
>>15115689
Buy a large monitor.
Shitpost on /jp/ in high resolution.
>>15115689
Invest in some Idol producing company? I dont really know how that works though. I would definitely spend a lot of nights with some cute prostitutes. Probably take lessons to learn Japanese.
>>15115689
Scanlate all the vocaloid (non-hentai) doujins that haven't been scanlated yet.
Also, troll people on /int/ and /pol/ with my shiny new flag.
Which touhou would you retcon out of existence?
Koishi
>>15114759
Why would I? ZUN already did it for me.
Keine lol
What is it about this frog that is so different from other frogs?
Those frog legs are really cute and stand out.
>>15112991
Her cute tummy of course. I want to blow raspberries against her navel and listen to her cute giggles!
>>15113028
She isnt actually 12 she just looks like it
Hello.
Does anyone here know where I can get a pocket Patchy?
This is important
Look around trash bins and dumpsters.
>>15108116
Patchouli would never be in a trash bin or dumpster!
2 ref, tf outpost.
Sanae looks at her new boyfriend!
Is he behind me?
>>15107038
But I don't like her!
Are all of Sanae's 10 desires just different variations of cock?
So, jaypee. Do you mainly play VN's for the story or
the art/ero scenes? I mainly play for the story
but depending on the novel the art may sway me
to play it, even if the story is not up to standard.
I slowly lose touch with reality the longer I read and its suddenly really jarring when I reach the end and I can't hear their voices anymore. I spend about two weeks incredibly depressed afterwards and desperately try to find something to fill the void.
>>15097614
To sink time in my empty life.
crawlinginmyskin.mov
>>15097614
For me, it's the story and cute girls. As long as the story sticks, I can finish the VN. Ero scenes makes me sleep though. I don't know man, voice of a girl makes me calm.
What does Remilia do for fun?
Looking up Sakuya's skirt
Remilia has TWO threads!
>>15096471
Please no I just fapped.
Do you think touhous have unladylike bad habits?
Yukari is a sexual predator.
I wanted to post Fakepucco in this thread, but then I realized he doesn't have any images of odorous or hairy 2hus that aren't NSFW.
I'm sure Patchy gets stinky from being in the library all day.
Yuyuko eats sloppily
i attempted(poorly) to create a database of all the rare cheap 2hu shit on taobao as well as a bunch of other helpful stuff for finding your own nice stuff
i made a list of names of touhous in chinese and other helpful terms as well as a guide on how to buy stuff off of taobao, but the most important part here is the database i've been making of all the touhou stuff on here.
most of the stuff is bootlegs but honestly there's some really good stuff on here like pic related, despite being a bootleg i really like the aesthetic.
anyways this is pretty useless, but i hope someone gets some use out of it or something!
http://loli-warez.xn--6frz82g/jp/
>>15093109
where do I get those fumos?
>>15093127
uhh its on the site but ill just link it right here
goo
.gl/J6yhmH
using google link cus taobao gets blocked has yuge links
>>15093135
Ah ty
They look so good just for bootlegs
Come to mommy!
母さん、まんこをください!
Mom welcomes me home every day!
Ran face made me feel uneasy.