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>>15276005
Visiting San Francisco with Sakuya and Remilia

>>15274160
Who cares?
Quality has dropped now, and its hiso right? Fuck that, and the cunts didnt even do things in order, where is my IN?

>>15274465
In is shit.

There's like two threads about this series already

blowjays

sell fairies

By threatening not to do my job if I don't feel adequately compensated.

Continue begging Alice for sex.

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>>15267864
Wish them the best of luck in raising a new child that will be able to maintain the Hakurei barrier, and create a stable life for me and Shou!

Thanks Reimu!

>>15266145
GOD DAMN those knockers are HUUUGE. I wonder how much those weigh. I'm sure that's what you really meant by tails.

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>>15266383
I have no idea what you are talking about.

Christ, did she shove a pair of dodgeballs up her fucking shirt

I'm sorry :(

Good, fuck off retard

I will comfort the sach

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it's kinda sad watching her grow old 2bh

Great, another shit thread collecting dust.

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has anyone seen that machinegun movie? is it worth watching

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Can Taoists go at 200mph?

>>15255470
They can basically teleport, they don't need to.

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Taoism is finished and bankrupt!

Tao shills BTFO!

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WHAT'S HER NAME?

>>15230680
Yatsuhashi is not a valid answer since she got popular because of that ironically enough.

I'd say half of PC-98 2hus.

>>15087682

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the pink hair probably

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Soft/curvy portrayal
Pink hair
Lackadaisical attitude
Others

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>>15210803
>curvy
She is just fat.

I hate how people make fun of this poor guy

Lost all his possessions and apartment, and was the laughing stock of JP Streamers

give the gamer some peace, please.

That's what he gets for smoking.

Your favorite one.

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>>15177678
best ass reporting in.

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Clownpiece

Take it easy!

[1/2]
It's an obvious choice. Though your custard yearns to be pumped inside a city-sect, tsundere Marisa, you won't refresh with a skinny little country bumpkin. The Maricha is ignored. However, this Reimyu looks very city-sect. While her sister fell behind because she was skinny and weak, this one fell because she was the plumpest, probably mommy's spoiled special little one. Her skin glistens, her wasa braids flap with a sprightly bounce that you find very easy, and her moist mamumamu beckons you in like a siren song. She's struggling to get up; but she's already doomed. With a "Nhoooo! Weimu ish fine choo!", you plunge your penipeni into her mamumamu. "Yupiii! Nooooo! Weimu's mista virginity is...!" "What a shitty-shect mamumamu! Aren'ch you gwad to wefwesh wif idol Awice?" Maricha, realising you're not going to hurt her, watches you refresh. At first she looks horrified, but the sight of a sister she despises getting her comeuppance makes her relax and even heckle. "Schupid Weimu who alwaysh buwwies Maricha and big shishder deserves dis!" "NOOO! STOP WEFWESHING WIV WEIMU! DO HURT-HURT TO MAWICHA INSHTEAD!" You aren't really listening to the sisters fighting; you're pounding away at the mamumamu. "Nhooo! What a zundere Weimu! Wefweshing!" "Bwabiess don'd grooooww! Weimu ish too widdle!" Maricha grows bored of verbally abusing Reimyu and attacks the stalk coming out of her. "DEIMU'SH BWABIESH! WWRYYY WOULD YOU DO DAT!!!" "Mwunch-mwunch... Habbiness! Finawwy shiddy shish is nice to Mawicha!" Reimyu starts crying for real. "Wryy... Eben dough Weimu did noding wong..." At that Maricha snaps. "Shiddy buwwy shish! Aways stealing Mawicha's mishta mwunch-mwunch, aways hitting Mawicha and having Mwommie buwwy her, shiddy shish did evewything wong! Shiddy Deibu can dwop dead!" With that, Maricha grabs her sister's ribbon, and uses her mouth and braid to tear it to shreds. "Dat is what Mawicha finks of 'Weimu did noding wong'!" Reimyu's tears intensify. "Weimu's wonderful mista wibbon dat eben mwommie ish jealous of... Weimu's cyute mamumamu dat gwistens and shines wike Mista Milky Way... Yupiii..."

You well and truly break Reimyu's mind and body with your city-sect penipeni. By the time you refresh for the last time with her, her body is a burnt out husk with six stalks growing out, each filled with black, dead shapes. However, it's not clear if she died first of the stresses of yukkuri rape, or of yukkuritis at losing everything to the tune of taunts by her sister. "Wefweshed... What a shitty-shect mamumamu! Call Awish again sometime." You suddenly notice Maricha. "Yu? Why is Mawicha here?" Maricha smiles at you. "Fank you idol Awish for saving Mawicha fwom shiddy shish!" Halfway through her thank-you, Tuftt and Princess arrive. "Yu! Liddle sis vanquished Weimu? So cool! Who is Mawicha?" Says Tufty. Maricha jumps up and down and yus. "Idol Awish has eajy big sisters choo? Let's chake it eajy together!" Tufty yu-yus. "Idol Awish's shitty-shect friend is Awish's friend choo! Chake it eajy!" She rubs cheeks with Marisa. Princess smiles at them. "Awish's shitty-shect shishters and Mawicha can all chake it eajy together!"

>>15172435
[2/2]
Your sisters decide they want to introduce their new easy friend to Mommy and Daddy. You don't care either way about the country bumpkin, but she seems to idolize you, and that means you can tolerate her presence. Returning to the easy place, you can see Daddy handing a big box of something to Mommy. "Alice found Mister Juice Box when she was hunt-hunting, so drink up, Patchouli!" "Mukyu... Patche's Alice... Patche's hero..." She drinks a few large gulps, and is revitalized. "Mukyu! Little ones that look like Alice are here!" You and your sisters dash to her side. "Mwommie!" Says Tufty, rubbing up against her. "Awice was wowwied! Mwommie is OK right?" Asks Princess. You offer her "Awish doejn'd want Mwommie to die! If mwommie dies Awish will do hurt-hurt!" Mommy rubs back. "Patche's easy little ones... Don't worry, Mommy is fine! Mukyu, who is Marisa?" You take a look at Maricha. She's shivering a little, looking nervous. "Ch-chake it eajy, Mawicha is Mawicha..." Tufty speaks up. "Yu! Dis Mawicha is Awish's eajiest friend! Let's chake it eajy together!" Mommy mukyus. "Little Marisa, take it easy. Patchouli is Patchouli. Do you know what that is?" She points a flap-flap at the corpse of Deibu, a shrivelled wreck with twelve stalks growing on it. "Y-yu... That's Mawicha's uneajy mwommie who was a buwwy and stole all the mwunch-mwunch and did hurt-hurt to Mawicha's fwend Patche and Mawicha and Awish's mwommie. Mawicha hates her!" At the mention of Patche, Mommy looks sad. "Little one made friends with Marisa?" "Patche waz a vewy eajy yukkuchi! Mawicha went to find Patche a Mista Tweajure or Mista Book so Patche and Mawicha could chake it eajy together! But... Yunyaaa! U-uneajy mwommie did s-s-squash-squash to Patche! And then did hurt-hurt to Patche and Awish's mwommie..." Maricha started crying. Mommy shuffled up to her and rub-rubbed with her. "Mukyu, take it easy, little one. Patchouli's Alice vanquished shitty Reimu. Maybe Marisa can take it easy with Patche's sisters?" A friend of the deceased Patche was a friend of the living ones. Scarecrow stepped up first. "Chake it eajy, Patche is Patche! If bwig shish wash fwends wiv Mawicha, Patche is fwends choo!" Fatty somewhat reluctantly comes closer. "Mukyukyu, chake it eajy!" She rubs with Maricha. The third Patchouli hops over too. "Mukyuuu, Patche misses big shish, Mawicha be Patche's new big shish, OK?" Patchouli mukyus again. "Even scum yukkuri like uneasy Reimu can have easy little ones. Take it easy Marisa, Patchouli is Mommy!" Tears form in Marisa's eyes as daddy bounds over. "How very city-sect! Alice thinks forgiveness is the height of city-sect. Take it easy little one, Alice is Daddy!" "Mawicha's Dwaddiee!" Maricha cries with happiness. She is now part of the family.

It's time for you to decide what you think of this new development...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10126291

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Hmpp

>>15150753
How can spiderman do that?

Yeah, my mom is pretty big. But that just means there's more to hug!

>>15129141
>What do you think about Ran?
About being fat? Not sure. Do you think youkai can become ill if they're obese? I suppose there'd be some concern for her health..

>its another thread with a disgusting fetish
Sigh.