Who are the weakest, most useless and irrelevant 2hus? My vote goes to the dead leaf "Gods" from Mountain of Faith. At least Cirno can induce frostbite, how are dead falling leaves supposed to be a threat in any way? They're below even Team (9), on par with nameless non-boss faeries.
>>16120715
I CAN LISTEN
TO 10 PEOPLEAT THE SAME TIME
>>16120715
Either Akyuu or Kosuzu. Akyuu is sickly and logically should be weaker than Kosuzu, but Kosuzu is always getting knocked out by everything from youkai to wind.
>>16120950
To be quite fair, senpai-darling, Miko also has the superhuman body of a shikaisen, can shoot lasers, as well as teleport and slash stuff apart with her sword (body). Miko isn't a pushover.
In this thread we discuss and give advice about all sorts of rubber vaginas, asses, and other related products.
Read the guide before asking questions.
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
>Sujiman Kupa Rina still out for delivery.
So my first order arrived today. I got Venus Real and Lilith Uterus, both in regular softness.
First of all, they are both great, came five times today after a week of abstaining. Feel like doing more, but I need to work.
Both of them have a "realistic" texture, but Lilith has a "uterus" at the end with bumps. Which actually does pretty much nothing since I can barely reach it, and even when I do I don't feel much different. It's just too soft. Just adds a bit of difficulty during cleaning.
Still, I kinda like Lilith more, because it's smaller and tighter.
Speaking of softness, people here usually recommend getting Tomax toys in soft or very soft. However even in regular softness it's too soft for my taste. I've handled literal slabs of fat that were firmer than these two toys. It's a bit hard to feel the texture, that's why the "uterus" on Lilith doesn't really do much.
Now, they are fucking great, I've had some of the best orgasms of my life today. Cleaning is also a bit easier than I imagined. Next time I will probably order one with a harder silicone, but no remorse this time.
However, do they feel like a woman? Close, but not really. Real vaginas have varying levels of softness and firmness depending on the area. Vulva is soft and stretchy, clit is quite hard. Vaginas can be either soft or quite hard with a washboard texture - depends on a girl and how much she engages the muscles. And obviously, since it's a part of a living being, muscles move, contract and relax.
So no, Venus Real is not the same as a real pussy. But it's probably the closest thing we will have for a while. Should have bought it ages ago.
Can someone recommend me a good lube warmer? Something discrete ideally. Or even better something that doesn't need to be plugged in at all times since it heats quickly?
what are some good documentaries about Japan?
subject or time period doesn't really matter, but the comfier the better
Do you mean documentaries made in Japan or that talk about Japan or talk about japanese stuff or all of the above?
>>16113126
all
>>16113126
why not watch asadora? or taigadrama
These are usually very long, emotinoal and comfy as hell.
Currently going through 'Massan'. I'll be a sad ride once I am finished and realize the story came to an end.
What was that software everyone used to use to learn japanese? We used to have thread dedicated to it
I'm finally ready to learn /jp/, help me please!!
Anki, and it's only really good for reviewing.
Don't forget to do your reps every day.
>>16084501
Thank you Eazy ``Take it Easy'' E. for your support, I will politely sage now
Adobe Reader
This is Yuyuko.
She usually wears a shirt.
I don't know what her deal is today, maybe she's going through some stuff.
What is sex with Yuyuko like?
>>16075629
Soft. Very soft
>>16075629
Softness
Previous >>16002754
ChubbyChan subedition
>FLASH MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6T0wOMsNrI
>COMFY
https://live.line.me/r/channels/447/broadcast/45459
>P.T.A. DVD VOL. 8
https://mega.nz/#!VJMylbAJ!1mBr93CjlLzh6uaQIKsAG5nKD4q-LNfmwZREoLRNTek
>P.T.A. DVD Vol. 7
https://mega.co.nz/#!xpBBiQ4Y!YiAYN_KztY6EPVdSElCONLe36U59h9megCG9erI61Bw
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=691386
>PERFUME SURVIVAL PACKS
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=636109 (starter pack)
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=639631 (PTA 1-6)
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=642330 (2 subbed concerts: Yoyogi, Tokyo Dome)
Yuka.
>>16071047
She's very nice
Hey /jp/! Let's draw together!
http://flockmod.com/4chjp
How do I start to get into 2hu franchise?
play the games or read the official side material
You like facebook, huh? Get out of /jp/ and ask your buddies over there.
why would anyone post that on facebook?
Previous thread: >>16142109
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(11/24-25) HKT48 5th Anniversary ~39 Hour Nonstop Festival! "Say Thank You to Everyone!"~.
(11/30) Keyakizaka46 3rd Single (Futari Season). Hirate Yurina center.
(12/06-09) Nogizaka46 Merry Xmas Show 2016.
(12/21) AKB48 Janken 2016 Unit Single (Title TBA). Tanabe Miku center.
(12/24-25) Keyakizaka46 first live concert at Ariake Coliseum.
(12/28) NMB48 16th Single (Title TBA). Yamamoto Sayaka center.
(01/21-22) AKB48 Group Request Hour 2017 @ Tokyo Dome City Hall.
(02/21-22) Kojimatsuri ~Kojima Haruna Thanksgiving Festival~.
(TBA) NGT48 1st Single.
(TBA) HKT48 9th Single (Bagutte Iijan). Sasshihara Rino center.
(TBA) SKE48 2nd Album.
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
Mio is repulsive
Yuiyui/mio spammer made OP and still no updated news section. Cool.
>>16146297
Cute!
A pitiful princess.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
Lazy NEET Yetis
Zombie stories?
He is a very lewd man, finishing up like that.
Previous thread: >>16132803
[New to the Game? Read first, ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter: https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air superiority calculator/fleet builder:
http://aircalc.net
http://kancollecalc.web.fc2.com/air_supremacy.html
http://kancolle-calc.net/deckbuilder.html
Combat mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit guns for BBs:
Others: http://ch.nicovideo.jp/pixy_for_ever/blomaga/ar994724
Iowa: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14q3M_N9HXVC0g2Jp9gA42qkEChq0EeHKeWHn7Hrt1L8/edit#gid=961378818
Equipment upgrade values: http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table: http://akashi-list.me
Drop/construction statistics:
http://kancolle-db.net
http://db.kcwiki.moe/drop
http://unlockacgweb.galstars.net/Kancollewiki/viewCreateShipLogList
Voices/sprites/furniture preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/CirnoV/KanColleViewer
Electronic Observer (JP): https://github.com/andanteyk/ElectronicObserver
Electronic Observer (EN): https://github.com/silfumus/ElectronicObserver
PS Vita game: http://kancolle-vita.com
KanColle Arcade: http://kancolle-a.sega.jp
Official arcade gameplay demonstration: https://youtu.be/GAjOfoutg5s https://youtu.be/IPfFSo-hiWI https://youtu.be/LYlzkMGYtEA
KanColle Arcade's first event started on Oct 27 and will end on Nov 25. Anchorage Hime is the main boss and Shoukaku and Zuikaku are rewards, with Shouhou and Zuihou also being implemented.
The KanColle movie will be released on 2016 November 26. Movie trailers: https://youtu.be/7udGu_a0AvY https://youtu.be/Puj4vB_Kh2E https://youtu.be/aTxaSuB_Fv8
Debuffs exist for the E3 boss, for the E5 map, and for the E5 boss. Debuffing the E5 map will open a new starting point closer to the boss. Debuffing the bosses lowers their armour, making them easier to kill. How to debuff (current speculation):
-To debuff the E3 boss: acquire in E2 AS+ and no damage taken to land bases while defending against an air raid four times, and perfect S at air raid nodes A, G, K and L once each, and in E3 acquire S ranks at nodes C, D, H and J once each, and A rank at node K once.
-To debuff the E5 map: acquire in E5 S ranks at node A thrice for Kou (hard)/twice for Otsu (medium)/once for Hei (easy) modes, and at nodes B, C, D, G and H once each, and AS+ and no damage taken to land bases while defending against an air raid twice.
-To debuff the E5 boss in Kou (hard) mode: acquire in E5 S ranks at node P twice and at nodes K, M, N, O and U once each, AS+ and no damage taken to land bases while defending against an air raid four times (not counting the two times that go towards debuffing the map), and sink 10 enemy transport ships total in nodes A and F. Hei (easy) mode is known to have lighter requirements.
If you hear the quest completion jingle when you return to base after a sortie, it means the debuff is successful. You only get to hear it once per successful debuff. While the E3 and E5 boss debuffs are active, the bosses will have different sprites and voice lines on encounter.
WARNING: Debuffs will reset if switching to Kou (hard) mode from other difficulty modes. Debuffs will not reset otherwise.
News:
-The Autumn 2016 Event has started. It consists of 3 standard operations and 2 extra operations, for a total of 5 maps. The event will end on December 7.
-The ships implemented for this event are drops Yamakaze (E2, E3) and Asakaze (E4, E5), E3 reward Commandant Teste, and E5 reward Saratoga.
-Late Autumn voice lines (including Wine of Autumn voice lines) have been implemented. The other autumn voice lines have been removed.
-"That type" of aircraft and a new system will finally be introduced in autumn or later.
-The next Kai 2 will be for a CA.
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
>>16143905
Hi /gsg/.
>>16143632
This got literally laughing for a whole minute, God damm it
Previous thread: >>16138488
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(11/24-25) HKT48 5th Anniversary ~39 Hour Nonstop Festival! "Say Thank You to Everyone!"~.
(11/30) Keyakizaka46 3rd Single (Futari Season). Hirate Yurina center.
(12/06-09) Nogizaka46 Merry Xmas Show 2016.
(12/21) AKB48 Janken 2016 Unit Single (Title TBA). Tanabe Miku center.
(12/24-25) Keyakizaka46 first live concert at Ariake Coliseum.
(12/28) NMB48 16th Single (Title TBA). Yamamoto Sayaka center.
(01/21-22) AKB48 Group Request Hour 2017 @ Tokyo Dome City Hall.
(02/21-22) Kojimatsuri ~Kojima Haruna Thanksgiving Festival~.
(TBA) NGT48 1st Single.
(TBA) HKT48 9th Single (Bagutte Iijan). Sasshihara Rino center.
(TBA) SKE48 2nd Album.
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDBqamRyBDY
>>16142109
I mean, I love her but didn't we just have a Macharin OP?
What would happen?
>>16141863
You finally turn into a little girl in the 2D dimension I'd figure.
>>16141863
>NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
>>16141863
I have watched enough science fiction to conclude that something catastrophic would in all likelyhood occur.
What are the ten desires possessed by most beings? Two of them are the envy of death and the attachment to life.
>>16141554
WHAT ARE SANAE'S TEN DESIRES?
>>16141717
To have two asses.
>>16141717
To have a better dental plan, so her smile doesn't dim over time.
I'm playing through extra and it's sapping my soul boys, I played through all of Ever17 and it wasn't as mind numbing as this, is it worth pressing on?
>>16141413
Yes you fucking weak little faggot. YES.
You absolutely must finish Extra. Even if its just Meiya or Sumika's route, because they're nearly identical and you can just text skip through the majority of the other one if you really fucking hate it that bad. FINISH ONE ROUTE AT LEAST or Unlimited/Alternative just wont be the same.Meiya best girl
>>16141413
I skipped the lacrosse garbage mostly
>>16141413
Nah, Muv-Luv is for people who enjoy the mind numbing VN stuff. Later on the story expects you to care about the characters.