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ITT: We discuss onaholes, dolls, and every thing else we stick our junk into because using just your hand is for peasants.
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Onahole Chat:
https://discord.gg/0jvY53qVKTndooHP
Drunkenly ordered a hip onahole and nexus stealth./spoiler]To my office address.
>>16974683
Good luck.
>>16974683
Not a fan of Nexus myself, but gl with ordering to the office. Only time I did that was when I was working receiving.
Previous thread >>16934835
General info, essentials and download links in the Miku Monday copypasta:
http://pastebin.com/PB3dTd4Q
Crossfades google drive:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6drFCl6uqFyfkhZcHJxN1F3RHZFajlkaVRfU05PdmJ0aWduTnpud3dqN3gxNUtFT3pMeUk&usp=sharing
If you're looking for a specific song or album, try searching on vocadb.net (for reference) or mikudb.moe (for downloads)
Link to MikuDB Discord: https://discord.gg/nnmGzrj
Project Diva pastebin http://pastebin.com/BsD5G6Ey
Pastebin: mass-tagging albums with vocaDB
https://pastebin.com/T893zqg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecVQ4QtlUkw
>>16963129
Do you guys like her now?
>>16963243
She's alright, I guess.
That one cover of One Room, All That Jazz using her is really nice.
So this Pawoo thing is picking up quickly in japan. Most of my favorite artists are leaving Twitter and moving there.
On the upside Pawoo doesn't compresses the images like Twitter.
Your thoughts on this /jp/?
>>16951653
Pawoo
>>16951653
Wait, is it a pixiv thing? Why not just use pixiv then to upload art?
Why did they stop using pixiv anyway, I can't think of a site worse than Twitter to share art.
can we have a 2hu reaction image thread
Previous thread: >>16978507
[New to the Game? Read first, ask later]
Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/
Recent Updates: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates
KanColle STAFF Twitter: https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF
Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG
Air superiority calculator/fleet builder:
http://aircalc.net
http://kancollecalc.web.fc2.com/air_supremacy.html
http://kancolle-calc.net/deckbuilder.html
Combat mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat
Fit guns for BBs:
Others: http://ch.nicovideo.jp/pixy_for_ever/blomaga/ar994724
Iowa: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14q3M_N9HXVC0g2Jp9gA42qkEChq0EeHKeWHn7Hrt1L8/edit#gid=961378818
Warspite: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HHpzOklOtf0l4UaKRQ5_5kKXoFfTK6qGFAXBvzJmemI/edit#gid=0
Equipment upgrade values: http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png
Useful Akashi upgrades table: http://akashi-list.me
Drop/construction statistics:
http://kancolle-db.net
http://db.kcwiki.moe/drop
http://unlockacgweb.galstars.net/Kancollewiki/viewCreateShipLogList
Voices/sprites/furniture preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/CirnoV/KanColleViewer
Electronic Observer (JP): https://github.com/andanteyk/ElectronicObserver
Electronic Observer (EN): https://github.com/silfumus/ElectronicObserver
PS Vita game: http://kancolle-vita.com
KanColle Arcade: http://kancolle-a.sega.jp
Official arcade gameplay demonstration: https://youtu.be/GAjOfoutg5s
https://youtu.be/IPfFSo-hiWI
https://youtu.be/LYlzkMGYtEA
KanColle Arcade's second event has been announced for this spring, with Southern Oni and Southern War Oni as the bosses, and Armored Carrier Oni also encounterable.
The KanColle movie is out. Movie trailers: https://youtu.be/7udGu_a0AvY https://youtu.be/Puj4vB_Kh2E
https://youtu.be/aTxaSuB_Fv8
Debuffs exist for the E3 boss, and for both E5 bosses. Debuffing the bosses lowers their armour, making them easier to kill. How to debuff (current speculation):
-To debuff the E3 boss, acquire in E3 S ranks in nodes K, P, Q, R and V once each.
-To debuff the E5 bosses, acquire in E5 perfect S ranks in air raid node C once, S ranks in nodes D and E once each, and AS+ against an air raid once.
WARNING: Debuffs will reset if switching from any other difficulty to Kou (hard).
News:
-The Spring 2017 event "Sortie! Northeast Area 5th Fleet", with 5 maps over 2 operations, has started. It will last for around 20 days, after which a Nagato-class BB will get Kai 2.
-Kamoi, Kasuga Maru/Taiyou, Shimushu, Kunashiri, Etorofu and Gangut/Oktyabrskaya Revolutsiya are the six ships added for the event. The Hayabusa series of interceptors has also been added as event map rewards; with Model IIIA 54th Squadron being rewarded for Otsu (medium) and Kou (hard) difficulty, with the latter also rewarding Model II 64th Squadron and Model III Kai 55th Squadron.
-Anniversary seasonal lines (but not sprites) have been removed.
-The bug with bonus firepower from improvements to secondary armament guns (15.2cm single gun, 90mm single high-angle gun, OTO 152mm triple gun) has been fixed.
-A Kai 2 is planned for Kumano this spring or later. Saratoga and Yura will also get a second remodel.
-The 5th year of KanColle will see something "interesting" regarding foreign ships.
-New Akizuki- and Matsu-class destroyers are under plans to be added.
>>16990578
Potato-hime node on hard. 3rd attempt overall.
>no mention of Nagato and Yura kai 2
Since OP is a faggot. Reminder that Yura and Nagato are getting a Kai 2 so start leveling your Yura, because your Nagato really should be 99 by now.
Previous thread: >>16981545
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/05) Tani Yuri announced her graduation
(05/07) Muranaka Yuki announced her graduation
(05/06-07) SKE48 National Tour 2017
(05/08) Okamoto Naoko graduation ceremony
(05/09-14) Nogizaka46 3rd gen Live at AiiA 2.5 Theater Tokyo
(05/12) Thumbnail Stage First Performance at AKB48 Theater
(05/18) Zankokuna Kankyakutachi start.
(05/24) Nogizaka46 3rd album (Umaretekara Hajimete Mita Yume)
(05/26) AKB48 4th Generation 10th Anniversary Performance
(05/27) Fujie Reina graduation ceremony
(05/27) Nogizaka46 3rd gen Live at Hibiya Open-air Concert Hall
(05/31) Hiragana Keyaki 1st Zepp Tour at Zepp Namba, Osaka
(05/31) AKB48 48th single (Negaigoto no Mochigusare). Matsui Jurina & Miyawaki Sakura WCenter
(06/05) Yokoshima Aeri graduation ceremony
(06/08) Oshima Ryoka graduation ceremony
(06/17) 49th AKB48 Single Senbatsu Sousenkyo in Okinawa
(06/22) Okada Ayaka graduation ceremony
(07/01-10/09) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour 2017
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: http://muranokuma.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/
Sakamichi H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi
I'll be posting here, 2shots are cancer
Have you ever wondered what would happen if ZUN jumped the mobage train?
Because I'm absolutely sure people are talking to him about it.
>>16987877
ZUN himself hates it.
However if his son or someone else takes over, it will happen in a nanosecond, along with an official anime adaptation.
>>16987877
No idea about the general consequence, but I would have quit Touhou.
I'm butthurt enough about the PS4 exclusive content, even though it was just a very shitty plot preview of 15.5.
Every day demons whisper sweet temptations into ZUN's ear. But he resists.
Strong monsters are good monsters.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
Maids are olev.
Archived so early? Is jp picking up pace?
Pick your Oni anons
So is this what happens to Touhou artists eventually?
>>16987352
Artist gotta have some passion too.
>>16987352
すごーい!
>>16987352
They either continue drawing Touhou or draw different things? Nah, no way.
Previous thread: >>16981545
All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt
>News
(05/05) Tani Yuri announced her graduation
(05/07) Muranaka Yuki announced her graduation
(05/06-07) SKE48 National Tour 2017
(05/08) Okamoto Naoko graduation ceremony
(05/09-14) Nogizaka46 3rd gen Live at AiiA 2.5 Theater Tokyo
(05/12) Thumbnail Stage First Performance at AKB48 Theater
(05/18) Zankokuna Kankyakutachi start.
(05/24) Nogizaka46 3rd album (Umaretekara Hajimete Mita Yume)
(05/26) AKB48 4th Generation 10th Anniversary Performance
(05/27) Fujie Reina graduation ceremony
(05/27) Nogizaka46 3rd gen Live at Hibiya Open-air Concert Hall
(05/31) Hiragana Keyaki 1st Zepp Tour at Zepp Namba, Osaka
(05/31) AKB48 48th single (Negaigoto no Mochigusare). Matsui Jurina & Miyawaki Sakura WCenter
(06/05) Yokoshima Aeri graduation ceremony
(06/08) Oshima Ryoka graduation ceremony
(06/17) 49th AKB48 Single Senbatsu Sousenkyo in Okinawa
(06/22) Okada Ayaka graduation ceremony
(07/01-10/09) Nogizaka46 Midsummer Nationwide Tour 2017
>Useful Links
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: http://muranokuma.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/
Sakamichi H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi
Why is she wearing no shoes?
>>16985184
So cute boys can see her feets
>>16985184
Because she's a hobbit!
>>16985184
Because she wants to be part of the worst 2hus along side Cirno, Ringo and the other shoeless 2hus who I cannot remember.
What fighters does /jp/ play?
I tried out School of Ragnarok at the arcade today. It seemed really bad. Some weird 3D fighter
Nitro+ Blasterz was cool though
Meltan netplay. I don't play fighters anymore.
Some Brawl netplay when Dolphin got their thing going I guess.
I only like the Guilty Gear series and Arcana Heart series anymore. I wish the latter was popular.
>>16984188
Blazblue and Arcana heart
What were some awesome media that you discovered from your time on /jp/?
For me, it's Soreyuke Burunyanman. The better danmaku game.
>>16983134
Too lewd to be the best
>>16983990
That's what makes it the best.
>>16983990
>Too lewd
Does not compute.
Translation of the 16 demo has begun.
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>>16925720
Tell me about Marisa + Summer. Why is she so perfect?
Winter Reimu is so broken. Most impressive thing I've seen since Youkai Buster.
Homing amulet plus a fucking laser.
>>16983319
How to use release ?
Travel from kyoto to tokyo in 53 minutes.
Modern bullet trains take 2 hours to do that.
TORFIUNE doesn't exist (yet), but also exists to experiment for the terraforming of the planet (for what purpose?)
Mount Fuji must've been dormant for 10,000 years since 1700 or the definition changed
Humans have colonized the moon.
The moon is closer to the Earth then it's supposed to be.
How far in the fucking future are these guys?
>Humans have colonized the moon.
I presume the visible moon and not the enclosed one was colonized, right?
>The moon is closer to the Earth
All the possible implications.
>>16983305
>All the possible implications.
I'm extremely skeptical that we could move the moon in the 2100s like hypothesized here >>16983268
because that would require a billion times the energy that humanity has ever produced, you'd need free energy and do it very carefully not to fuck with the tides and crash it into the Earth.