>Applied for insurance company cuckjob >Realize they'll

>>79591513
>has not yet understood that the only uncucked job is the farmer

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>Go to apply for part-time job online
>317 people have already applied to this job

>>79591571
>working like a slave for $40k a year
That's truly the most cucked job though

>>79591583
How the fuck can we compete?

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>>79591583
>>79591656
>Apply for unpaid internship
>600 people have applied to this job already
>Must have six years experience working in a mid sized team
>Parking is $300/month

>Apply for part time job

>Asked for 5 professional references (couldn't use friends or professors or even colleagues, it had to be seniors at the companies I previously worked at)
>They have a four stage panel interview
>a Skype interview with the CEO and board of directors
>they request me to have a presentation at the next Shareholders meeting (require the PowerPoint be at least 45 slides)
>Verify all of my educational transcripts dating back to elementary school and interview my babysitter
>Verified my credit history with 3 credit bureaus
>Ask for a $50, 000 USD deposit

>For a $12/hr part job at Shoppers Drugmart stocking shelves and using the cash register

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>do a small project in a company as part of my college curriculum
>get offered a permanent position there for 300€ more than the median wage in Italy

>>79591513
tell me about pink wojack
ive only seen him on /biz/ so far

what his story

>>79592360
he sold all 20 BTC back in 2012 and now wakes up in agony ever day

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>apply for retail jobs with a restricted schedule but an associates degree
>never got any
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YES I CAN BARLEY WORK BUT MOST RETAIL SHITS BARELY EVEN GOT THEIR HAS DIPLOMA

>>79591724
Wow, the free world.

>>79592199
>Ask for a $50, 000 USD deposit

What does that mean?
You need to give them that money so they employ you?

>>79592622
>apply for a job at a factory doing hard manual labour
>everyone there is either a PHD candidate or has at least a masters degree
>no way to compete

Such is today's job market.

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>playing a mobille game
>start losing constantly
>literally angry
>lose one more time
>at a snap of rage i throw my phone into the ground
>fuck the touchscreen badly
>now half of it doesn't work
>prolly gonna have to ask mom some money cuz Intership over and now unemplpyed
>mfw i'm literally hating myself to the point that i'm self-harming.

I'm literally a fucking autistic dumbass, man i fucking hate myself.

>Apply to Burger King online
>You are the 10,000th person to apply for this job! Please note we only reply to the most qualified candidates

>>79592724
apply to a warehouse job. those never require any education. you're often required to be able to use a forklift, but that's it.

Sort your CV out and do unique covering letters for each job.

>>79597121
Need help with good template for cover letter

>>79592676
yes, canadians have to pay to work