Culture Pals /cp/ Holidays

First for I like to get my ass fisted

I'm a girl btw

>>69259164
faggot

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>>69257809
Now, if only there was a cheap way to order books from France to Russia...

>>69258821
>I do not want to stand out
>used to tripfag
>still spams shitty emoticons

Why do you guys think that it is an HIV whore that you are talking to? Does not AT ALL seem like her to me.

eh, gonna repost here

First for being happy together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg

guys I can't get my new headset to work, I plug the microphone in but nothing happens

>>69259192
You're in SPb right lad ?

So what the fuck are you doing on interpals when SPb is full of easy cuties.

>>69259253

Maybe need to download a driver

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Sent this a 43 year old Spanish lady's way.
Hope she'll reply ;3.

>>69259307
for a microphone ?
No.

UNless it has it's own audio chip, and that costs a looooooot of money

>>69259253
1. It dieded
2. Probably not the default communication device or some other configuration issue.

>>69259265
I am not exactly on interpals in the same way that others in the thread are: I only use it to practice french. As for the >looking for qts irl part: I am rather asexual and have high standards: not interested in just fucking and not able to find anyone that I would be interested in.

>>69259380
I doubt it dieded as it is brand new, and the speakers work fine.

I don't understand #2 though as I am retarded

>>69259189
Your mum is a faggot you twat

>>69259560
k

>>69259103
>ukrainian

no such bro

I want to make a Korean fake, but instead use it to be a total dick to koreaboos and try to convert them to normal humans. Is this a good idea?

>>69259680
Already doing that but they, and I shit you not, think they know better than Koreans.

Have had a Koreaboo tell me studies conducted in Korea by Koreans are wrong because "I was there and I have seen different things"

>>69259680
very selfless, I considered that once

>>69259766
Well fuck

Alternatively, what about a Best Korean fake?

>>69259456

I know some french as well

>Madame, j'ai l'honneur d'etre votre esclave

One good thing to come out of reading dostoevsky desu

>>69259487
control panel -> sound -> recording
pick the new mic and right click -> Set as default communication device (or Set as default device)

Maybe the chosen one is Realtek Digital Input.

It's probably a configuration issue somewhere on your end.

>>69259860
>>Madame, j'ai l'honneur d'etre votre esclave
Was that in "The player"?... Or "The gambler" as that might be the warranted translation for the title.

>>69259912
Yeah.

>>69259912

Yes.

I laughed my ass of at that part.

especially when he begins yelling JAWOHL as well

>>69260118
>>69259941
Should I ever bother tutoring myself in Russian for my appreciation of Russian authors to be furthered? Because in our customary arrogance, every teacher I've ever had has whispered to me that its better to read them in French anyways since the Russians from that time "thought in French, and wrote in Russian but still taking into consideration how it would sound in French", due to the Francophile Russians meme.
French arrogance? Yes? No?

>>69259981
I don't remember reading "The gambler" that well :c. Only about him pussy-whipped, which is why I recognized it from your quotation.

Should I go out after work on NYE or hang out with you all?

I'm considering the latter

I'm trying to make a name for my Korean fake but their naming conventions are so fucking dumb and complex

>>69260161
Well I don't know how french translations are but serbian ones are quite good, because eh languages are similar.

Yes he did it because a girl egged him on, to be honest if a guy does a stupid thing whenever, it's probably because of a girl.

>>69260328
Just use a name generator
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/korean-names.php#.WGaUrVxUpj8

Remember, surname first then given name.

>>69260328
Suk dis-dik

>>69260417
>Yes he did it because a girl egged him on, to be honest if a guy does a stupid thing whenever, it's probably because of a girl.
Well yes, the prospect of girls is what incites to being on interpals so I can really argue against you about girls being a guy's ever source of plight.

>>69260495
me to be*
I'm sleepy.

>>69260495
>>69260588

it still fails to make sense unless you change

>So I can
to
>So I can't

Also it's like 18:16, why are you sleepy ?

>>69260466
I'm trying to wrap my head around how it works. Like what would you call the korean person?

Say their name is Yun Chung-Hee. Do you call them Yun? Chung-Hee? Chung? Hee?

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>talking to this really fun polish girl for a few days
>even stay up all night just chatting with her
>now its just completely quiet the past 2 days

Feels bad man, i thought i had her

>>69259103
>When you nab a qt jewess
Oy vey

>>69260118
Well, I am not sure, to be honest, as I have not read any works in both russian and english/french.

>the Francophile Russians meme.
This is true to some extent, it was the language of european aristocracy for quite some time. However, saying that they "thought in French" is a bit too much. They knew it to a certain extent, but I doubt that any of russian classical authors thought in a foreign language, besides Nabokov, obviously. (If you like his works, then learning russian will certainly make you able to appreciate them even more, namely, Pnin and Pale Fire are both filled with intricacies that can only be understood if you have some knowledge of russian and english (and in some cases french))

To my mind, learning russian just to be able to read the classics does not make much sense: it woud take a shitton of studying, from grammar to vocabulary. To add on to that, if that is your only goal, then you will probably have trouble with measuring your progress: Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, other classic authors either overdescribe things (not saying that it is bad, but it will cause problems, when russian is not your native language) or have a terrible (sigh, sigh, Dostoevsky) writing style, which causes problems aswell. However! if you are interested in the culture overall, not just reading the great works, then it feels much more reasonable to learn the language.

>>69260872
>tfw even people that you share origin with do not want to chat?

>>69260767
I was the anon that had had his tooth extractionon Wednesday, and I've been sleeping away very unleisurely the last two nights ;C.

you people are sad

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>>69261038
I do live in stavanger which is Pole central here in Norway

>>69261093
Quebec you finally independent

>>69261093
t. no qts

>>69261093
Pls gib Québécoise QTs

>>69261045

Can't help you with that senpai

get pissed and sleep like a baby ?

True slav solution

>>69259192
It's commendable that you prefer the paperback version, but why don't you look for the pdf?
Did you try buying books from ebay or leboncoin and have them sent in Russia?

>>69261207
Yeah, it usually costs quite a lot (it helps that I make some money on the side and get paid in dollars), I often order books in english, but for some reason french ones cost more, from shipping to the book itself, everywhere that I looked.
>pdf
Of course, I could do that, but I hate reading on screens and my eyesight is bad enough as it is.

smalteser unblocked South America. Thanks based pilotbro.

>>69261659

your welcome! :)

Tried using this website, everyone is muslim

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>>69256662
d-dont remind me

>>69261456
Maybe there's less demand for books in French and that makes them expensive.
If you're ok with 2nd hand books, don't you have any specialized libraries in your city?
For example, in Paris, there's "The Abbey Bookshop" for Canadian books, "Shakespeare and Co" for English books, "Les Éditeurs Réunis" or "La librairie du globe" for Russian books.

>>69261786
stop searching in your own country then lad

>>69261205
>not drinking till you feel numb
>"true slav solution"
You gotta be kidding me.

>>69261936
Unfortunately, no. It is nearly impossible to find books in english here, nevermind french. Unfortunately, there are no such libraries, not that I know of at least. Actually, looked it up after writing this and found out that there is one in St.P, thanks for the advice! I am not going to borrow any books til I improve my french a bit, otherwise I would feel guilty about someone else not reading the book, while I am procrastinaning on it, because it takes too much time with my current level.

>>69261837

At least you didn't get in too deep like I did...

>>69262389
at least she liked you

mine won't even bother responding on fb

>>69263154

that's probably good tho Tbh anon. Because the heart break I felt really fucked with me.

You didn't get attached like I did over the period of time we and her talked.

>>69263302
at least yours was on the other side of the planet, i've had to see this girl every week. honestly, i grew way more affectionate to her just talking once than i did any girl on interpals that i talked to every day.

>>69260837
You call him Chung-Hee

>>69263702

Yeah I hear you... :/

Happy new beer

>>69259103
Who's that in the middle pic?

/fraharry


>>69260247
say here brah

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I think she begs for my korean dick lads
(>人<;) but not sure if i should go for it, maybe its too soon. I rarely talk to her. But i hope maybe if she responds....????
If she delivers i wont break my man code and honor!

>join this site because of /cp/
>have an actually interesting conversation in three languages over Skype with a Chinese girl studying in France
>feel guilty about being part of /cp/

Some of them are nice women, dammit!

>>69264479

I probably will

>>69264511
send her a korean dicklet pic

>>69261093
>Martinique pretending it has its own flag

Stop this denial, your official flag is the French tricolor.

>>69264385
Fake Lithuanian profile from a /cp/ anon.

>>69264511
>If she delivers i wont break my man code and honor!
well you still have to share it with us since technically you're not a man
also you should send her a pic of small korean dick for her to see just "how good her pronounciation is"

>>69263759
i have one class left with her unless i choose to continue studying. no idea what to say to her...

>>69265187
This is the first time i've read anything about your situation, but just ask her out bruv

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>>69265018
>>69264586
It would be really low of me to do that...sorry no can do >.>
I dont need the title "dutchsis"
.-. But I think ill consult a very speshaal friendo for that in the mena general and ask his opinion (iraq flag) about this >.>
To help people here out with a korean fake, here a korean dicklet .___."

>>69265187

Is there a awkwardness between you?

>>69265225
i think she has made it fairly clear that she's not interested

>>69265501
no not really, but maybe now after she ignored my last message to her

>>69265479
wtf you are supposed to send dick pics with erection not when they're soft lol
you're not going to a doctor you're trying to excite her
i think you should know stuff like that

>>69265677

think of it this way anon. You're attracted to her looks. I assume you don't know her that well. She could have a total bitch personality for all you know. So maybe this is a blessing for you.

Go find another blonde anon

>>69266002
you should stop posting dicks now
btw i think im at least twice that size ;)

>>69266297

Can you get and post nudes of French QTs..?

>>69266138
>She could have a total bitch personality for all you know.

hmm, she has been really nice every time i've talked to her. very likeable. i'm really not interested in any other woman right now.

>>69266374
.-. I will consult my iraqi frenemy for that if its moraly correct
Also
What to do if a girl says no perverts on her page? Do i still have a chance?
.-. If I had to stand in their shoes...im an odd girl desu
>.< so what they would do i wouldnt do it
What they wouldnt do
I would do it

>>69266980
theres always a chance
it probably means no inbox-raping sandniggers and weirdos that immediately talk about sex

:( this ip shit is just bad for my self esteem...hw do koreaboos get so good looking
I remember weebs used to be so ugly @_@ they still are
U_u koreaboos however can be socute
Ugh i h8 myself now
<.< i h8 pretending to be a guy

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>>69267274
.-. Oic
Every girl gave me her kakao except this lady
<.< she was the first girl - i mean woman - i messaged

>>69267320
suck my bongo pls

>>69267320
Now imagine how it feels being a white dude knowing some fugly gook can get higher quality pussy than you no problem.

>>69266905

Maybe she was just being polite? But you never really got to know who she is. I dunno man. I'm just trying to make you feel better.

>i'm really not interested in any other woman right now.

I know this feel

>>69267320
weebs think their ugly beta asses will be accepted in japan as is. koreaboos know Koreans care more about appearances, so they put more effort to clean themselves up i guess

>>69267320
its just a bunch of stupid little teenage girls or immature 20+ year olds. koreabooism is a thing because currently korea is popular for some idiotic reason so since they have no personality the just follow whats popular at the moment. you shouldnt feel bad at least you have a personality

Fuck it, made a Korean fake.

>>69268502
My Korean fake has existed for like 10 minutes and has 1 picture. Already getting views from 10s.

>>69268763

Really?

Post a 10/10 profile pls

>>69268888
I can't because interpals is 404ing on me right now.

>>69269191

Noooooooooo. :0

>404'd
RIP Interpals, you were a decent site.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69267751
eh, ip is not representative of the real world. whites are fine

>>69267938
And then you realise that nobody around you has it and get an alcohol addiction, so that you can withdraw and suffer from delirium tremens and at the very least have demons to talk to.

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>>69269618
well yeah, thats about it

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>>69269820
NYE is coming and my alcohol addiction intensifies. Feels good.

what is the best diet pill to lose 30 lbs in a day
i wanna be 90 lbs now

>>69270096
You do not need pills, just keep eating your semen after masturbating to mermaids, not like you have to change your diet.

>>69270214
hahahhahaha omg that was so funny, you remember me?

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How interesting do I have to be to use this site?

>>69270871
You don't. You have to be Korean.

So I was in shower 10 minutes ago
You guys know what I mean, thinking about the meaning of life and stuff.

And of course special shoutout to aidsy-chan :) I thought of her too <3

And anyway I was wondering what this Russian guy mean by asexual

How can a person be asexual

Nobody is asexual, that just don't know they want sex.

How can a Russian be asexual ever ? They keep fucking us over constantly. If that's asexual for them, I wonder what they'd consider normal

>>69270988
I've definitely noticed the koreaboos and I never understood what is so cool about korea. I just want to know how to be interesting enough to talk to qts. I read the five tips for a first message and I don't get replies. Please help me not destroy my self esteem.

>>69271458
>How can a Russian be asexual ever ? They keep fucking us over constantly.
All my keks.

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>>69271458
>How can a Russian be asexual ever ? They keep fucking us over constantly.

>>69271458
Ukraine bringing the bants

>>69271458
Eh, you have pretty much fucked yourself over :^)

>>69271458

too much info in the first 3 sentences family

but

>How can a Russian be asexual ever ? They keep fucking us over constantly.

10/10 joke family

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I tried.

>>69272440

She's going to block you again lol

>>69271458
>How can a Russian be asexual ever ? They keep fucking us over constantly. If that's asexual for them, I wonder what they'd consider normal

You did good

>>69272623
She's a cunt anyways.

>>69271458
:3 hi <3
https://youtu.be/X5Q2xZKOPUE
This reminds me of a very strange video .-.
I agree, perhaps for females they have vaginitis and need to go to the doctor for that >.>
Or maybe sexual trauma? Nothing that can't be cured I think...or maybe they are autistic and dont like to be touched at all ._. I mean it can be anything
<.< i think its attention seeking desu

>>69271458
.-. Also to not stand out: 10/10 joke bantz :3

>>69274055
>it's attention seeking
Says an attention whore

>>69274055
kinda relate to this

>>69274055
i only like mermaids

>>69267803
>Maybe she was just being polite? But you never really got to know who she is. I dunno man. I'm just trying to make you feel better.

of course, but i think i would notice if she had a 'bitch personality' even if i haven't spent all that much time with her. ah well, i'll see how it goes

This 32yo brit totally wants my dick. she said she thinks it would nice to cuddle and kiss me

>>69274055
you ever had vaginitis? its when a very thicc yellow discharge drips out of your smelly pussy which can be sore and irritated and change colour into reddish
its good for slurpies tho

>>69271482
Man, all I do is find girls I have something in common with, or find ones with something interesting like a picture or a life story that I'm curious about and I ask them about that. I get ~50% response rate and I usually get into conversations with them. If you can't find people you have something in common with, you're probably just not interesting enough to talk to.

>>69274055
Hi <3 :)

>10/10
Thank you that means so much from you

>>69274055
>>69274807
Aidsy chan and Chernobyl, just get a room already.

>>69274964

are they going to have secks... :0

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>>69274618
Eww no never
<.< i did have a yeast infection once
.-. But I meant vaginismus lol
>>69274807
:3 haha well i chuckled bc its true and funny
.-. But at the same time it got me thinking that every1 sucdenly is asexual
Its the new gay .-. I think i hate assexuals more than gays desu

On a second note .-. Wew to be a guy is hard, i mean this is ofc just online but imagine that this chick is ur gf
Pretty tiring <.< or maybe its bc i have to google translate every korean gibberish she is using reee
._." And irl girls are even worse than her
But she is really kind, and I feel bad if she actually is going to post lewds...;_;"

>>69274699
>..something in common with, or find ones with something interesting like a picture or a life story that I'm curious about and I ask them about that
I do have common interests with some of them. Now I'm wondering if my looks have something to do with it. Maybe it's my messages. Is a 50% response rate normal? Fuck, I need to do this thing in baby steps now.

>>69275447
You should tell her you can be her harry potter and you will let her play with you wand

>>69275447
> Wew to be a guy is hard
>And irl girls are even worse than her
now you know your kind
you are red-pilling yourself, good
im only asexual when girls are being stupid, and too bad theres no prostitutes in my area, very frustrating

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>>69275743
.___." Hmmm now im talking more to her She aint that bad but its bc im ina web of lies and she keeps asking qs
Or maybe i have grown a liking to her idk
(Not eww gay im roleplaying as a straight chink guy)
<.< i almost clicked enter here loliforgot i studied medicines
>>69275730
:3 comes for later, i think i have to get her trust, i think this can be fun experience for me.

>>69275743
>im only asexual when girls are being stupid
This. So much.

Can't find a fucking Israeli Jew to talk to, what gives?

>>69275200
>>69276360

One can hope

>>69276661
/xxgirlxx1

Have you tried this one?

>>69276707

Use protection

>>69276360
i dont think you deal with bodies in the firs year but im not sure
my relatives that studied went to exchange in poland during cold war they had large quantities of bodies in formaline pools sometimes they took them out and cut certain parts to check muscular and bone structure
tell her your proffesor made you to put a finger in old ladys private parts

>>69276661

Why don't you find a Chilean? Since you're not far?

>>69276966
>implying south americans reply
really i cant make anyone from south maerica respond but i can get the other continents easily

>>69276966
A Chilean Jew?
I'm looking for Israeli Jews because I'm interested in Hebrew AND Israel.

>>69276892
Vou averiguar

Random sand nigger men are messaging my korean fake. What the fuck?

>>69275447
>>69276360

>Pretty tiring <.< or maybe its bc i have to google translate every korean gibberish she is using reee

install the desktop client?

or alternatively use bluestacks

>web of lies
Don't weave too much, kiss.
kiss = keep it simple, stupid.

Volunteer useless general information, but never tell anything specific for your profession.

.t expert liar

>>69275743
>no prostitutes in my area
The fuck where do you live ?
In Krajina ?

>>69276360

>Or maybe i have grown a liking to her idk

Also kek

>something edgy about women not being able to separate their decisions from their feelings

>>69278227
Say
"I'll talk to you if you promise not to blow up on me"

>>69277578
>A Chilean Jew?

No such thing, too many Croats in Chile...

>>69276937
can confirm

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Also rate my taste in chocolates
I just went and bought this

>>69279837
>CHOCOLATE MINT
SERIOUSLY GAGGING RN

>>69280453
I prefer the one with just orange pieces in it, but they were out :(

Mint and lemon is nice too

>>69280668
what cocoa %?

>>69280966
45%

>tfw there was one with orange and 70% but it was 50RSD more expensive

I'm poor :(

50RSD = 0.3e

>>69281041
m8 0.30€ is nothing.
I only eat >70% desu not to sound pretentious or anything I just don't like eating sweet chocolate

>>69281319

It's nothing in Portugal senpai.

I got dinner, that chocolate and a coke for 250 RSD = 2e

I know what you mean I like darker ones as well.

But sometimes you can't choose :)

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>Fake korean or korean fake
What is this???
I wanna know
What are you doing with a fake korean account in interpal??
Pls tell me

>>69281454
I didn't know it was that bad desu but for the average wage portugal is very expensive

>>69281617
all the western qts are koreaboos.

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>>69281617

.t a guy with korean proxy is complaining about making fake korean accounts

>>69281659
Average wage here is 442e

You have more than a double

>>69281617
We're desperate for attention and it's the only way to get any on this koreaboo infested cesspool.

>>69281720
rents in lisbon are close to a minium wage ~400 to 600 now add all the other expenses you get nothing at the end of the month. now imagine people that get minimum wage 500 something.

>>69281617

white girls crave Korean dick for some reason

>>69281668
>>69281781
If so all fake korean accounts are all male account???

>>69281852

But the same goes for Belgrade mate

Capitals are always more expensive

But yeah it seems like portugal is a real /slav/ nation

>>69281865

Yeah the fake accounts are male. Because white girls will do anything for a Korean.

Dude you're set. You can pull as much white pussy as you want

>>69281968
we got the best and worst of being med and slav

>>69281865
I remember the old days, basically every guy on /culturepals/ had a fake Korean account with the pic of some random sissy asian boy, we had so much fun exchanging nudes from dumb young white girls.

We didn't even need to ask for skype and contact info, bitches would just give it to us in the first message.
also, kim236 was a legend.

>>69279837
>____< i h8 dark chocolate
I dont like it! I prefer white chocolate or milk chocolate ( ◠‿◠ )
.__." My mom would r8 it an 8/10 tho
>>69281617
.-. I want to try rp as a corean man desu
Id like to know how it feels to get special exclusive fresh female noodsies as a guy. <.<

Poor girls desu, not even questioning once if these koreans are even real u____u so deluded by korea...ugh...well i remember my cringy weeb past desu >w< i wanted to be captured and ensleeved by a nihongo sleevmaster bc i saw it in an anime.
Yeah ._."

>>69282430
kim236?

>>69281617
my sides

>>69282462

>>____< i h8 dark chocolate

Didn't you sleep with a black dude ?

>>69282475
it was a ''''korean'''' dude who had something like 6000 friends, all females. Every time you clicked on a girl's friend list, that guy's face showed up. It was some gook wearing a stupid hat

I don't remember wel but it ended up being just a fake account by some canadian guy.
/culturepals/ veterans will remember him with nostalgy.

>>69282427

So I should move to Portugal then ?

Better life, but same lifestyle

Seems good

>>69282462
>>69282536
Also if your mom is pretty you can introduce us.
She can send me chocolate.

>>69282618
Damn, makes me wish I was here back then.

>>69282639
it was back during indianola's time.
first scripts, first pastebin copypastes, skype groups, interpals was in its peak, and back when this general were one of the most active on the whole board, reached bump limit in a couple of hours.

>>69282430
>>69282618
Ah.. thank you for your kind explan
All the questions have been resolved

Fake korean hahahahahahaha

>>69282754
>cp was active
\(//∇//)\ wew i wonder what would happen if i posted back then
.-.
>>69282628
My mother is not to be sexualized @___@ she had only 4 times sex (4 kids)

>>69283056

>My mother is not to be sexualized @___@ she had only 4 times sex (4 kids)

Right...

Either way I only wanted chocolates from her, nothing else.

Will you send me chocolates ?

To be honest I wouldn't mind anything free, please donate people ;_;

>>69283056
Had you posted back then I would have stared deep into your crystal clear and bright eyes, as blue as the serene waters of the IJsselmeer in a fresh morning of spring, and recite as softly as the whispering winds running through the forgotten clearings of the Veluwe forests how cute you are...as your long blonde buckles of wheat blonde hair let a refreshing Dutch tulip aroma.

>>69283015
wouldn't laugh so hard. white girls on ip will start to think koreans are no better than horny arabs and indians

>>69283256

>Had you posted back then I would have stared deep into your crystal clear and bright eyes, as blue as the serene waters of the IJsselmeer in a fresh morning of spring, and recite as softly as the whispering winds running through the forgotten clearings of the Veluwe forests how cute you are...as your long blonde buckles of wheat blonde hair let a refreshing Dutch tulip aroma.

I also like to post like this when I'm pissed.

>>69283287
Don't we want this to happen though so we can cure them of koreabooism?

>>69283334
lol i personally couldn't care less. but kim there might

>>69283056
filtered, get over your fucking girl on the internet syndrome. never want to see you again.

>>69283287
Um ... I don't think so

It is foolish to judge every Korean because of one Korean.

And they will not know that their nude picture has spread

>>69283287
it's useless man, just let them grow out of their weeb korean plastic boyband fetish by themselves, it's just a teen phase.

meanwhile go after non-retarded girls who are actually worth your time, there are a lot of them too.

>>69283487

Why do white girls like you so much?

>>69283501
If you need to use interpals for female attention, you probably have trouble finding non-retarded girls

>>69283640
We are all retards here on 4chan family

Just relax and enjoy the ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuXNrQGoL0

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>>69283539
they think every korean looks like pic related because of kpop singers and kdrama actors, or at least hope to find one on ip. when in reality koreans look like every other east asian

>>69283830
Is he supposed to look good ?

Let that little faggot come to the balkans women will laugh at him

>>69283865
he's actually 188 cm, but yeah clean cut and harmlessly cute

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>>69283865

duh

>>69283830
>>69283865
Bet you he couldn't even taste rakija

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNjPcgPBSqw

>>69283640
I actually use it just for languages and to kill time, it's more my conversations never go further than Interpals, never give away my skype or whatsapp.

Koreabooks just piss me off as much as any other normal person. And I got tired of getting spammed with kpop publicity videos and shit on the internet, it's everywhere, youtube, google images, tv, magazines, when I walk past the cinema and I see the korean films week and even when I'm taking a shit and I'm scrolling down apps on my phone and I see those annoying kpop and korean apps, I'm in a personal war against it.

>>69283470
-___-"
Woah wth did I ever do to you
@___@ i said something horrible for u to the girl i sorta developed feelings for
>>69283112
.-. Well u asked if she was qt
^w^ 2 answer ur q
She is ugly desu >.>
.___." Well i'd rather send u gouda cheese desu
: d since im from holland!
>>69283256
:3 woah

>>69283487
>And they will not know that their nude picture has spread
:( dont break ur mancode
But im curious...after how many noodsies are u tired of them? Also what do u say when u drop them
Jw ;~;

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>>69283993

>Tfw never met a koreaboo or got spammed with kpop or korean culture shit
And my friends are mostly liberal (well liberal for serbia standards).

Feels good man.

Even gangham style wasn't that popular here.

>>69284039
Cheese, sure I like cheese.
Send me cheese then.
(but don't cut yourself while cutting it please)

But yeah send me anything, i'm poor af

>>69283936
pic

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>>69283830
Drama, TV programs etc think that the main consumer is female

And popular Korean cultures are drama, movie, music and TV programs.

In fact, when Korean culture was popular in Japan, there were more female fans than male fans

>>69284168

girls love girly crap

Color me surprised

>visited Brazil this year (Rio)
>met Brazilian guy of similar interests on interpals to help learn some portuguese before I went
>messaged back and forth and had a few skype conversations
>we are still penpals through the site
>he's planning a trip to the U.S. next year, and just said he may be able to stop in/near my city to meet
Feels kinda cool, desu. Just thought I'd share.

Does /cp/ have any thoughts on this?

>>69284168
Oh no... my mitake ...shit...
>>69283539
I meaning you

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I don't know what I'm doing, I just got referenced here from my thread I made earlier.

Anyways

>20
>introvert
>Living with parents while going to school
>vydia and gym are my things
>hoping to meet a chick that's just as introverted as me?
>hoping to make some friends at least, just moved across the country, don't really know anyone where I live now.

why do girls who are married use this site RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69284917

I know man, I'm friends with this Russian immigrant to the U.K. She told me
She's married... :/

>>69284837

Hello :)

1. make a account on www.interpals.net
2. Messages QTs!

I need a russian to tell me what the fuck molodets means. This girl I'm talking to keeps saying it to me.

>>69285537
From my limited knowledge of Russian it means "good" or something to that effect. Someone who actually speaks Russian could give you a better explanation.

>>69285537
it means either, well done/good job or as a noun something along the lines of lad, young man, etc

t. former russiaboo

>>69276904
Or not.
So you can give Aids to the Russians who keep fucking you over.

>>69285722
>>69285721
Thanks guys.

/kreatives-chaos

LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Gross ass sluts

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We've been talking for less than 20min... and no, I'm not going to meet this girl.

Stupid sluts

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God dammit kek

>>69286509
it's a 55 year old bald guy

>>69286533

it's actually not because I ran my own "background check"

This girl is gross. I've matched some thirsty girls on Tinder. But she's fucking THIRSTY

/yunmi-Han

How fucking deluded can these Koreaboos get? Holy fucking shit.

Never used interpals but I don't think I'll be meeting any local girls that I'd be willing to date and I'm done with actual dating sites. My only questions are if people are doing this for nudes or serious shit and if long distance stuff actually works on here.

>>69286927
a lot of people here are doing this just for the nudes since after a while of serious shit it gets pretty fucking monotonous. personally i've had plans of travelling around asia for around a year now, finally going during summer for 3-4 months, and i've made friends with quite a few nice chicks from some of the countries i'm planning on visiting so hopefully i can meet up these girls and have them show me around and just general fun. if you tell them you're thinking about visiting asia most of them will ask you to meet them

>>69287030
I'd love to travel and maybe meet some girls along the way but I don't know if I can afford it. Is it very expensive? Do people here have a lot of luck with nudes?

>>69287283

I once had this Japanese pre-school teacher send me nudes and talk to me while she was on a date with her boyfriend. She was really into the idea of anal because she never did it and asked if I'd fuck her in the ass when I visited Japan.

I ended up getting too weirded out and just let her get bored and stop talking to me by not replying anymore.

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>>69287368
YOU BLEW IT

>>69259103
Not even meming but why is my gf included in these pics lel.

>>69287368
So that's a maybe. Not that I'd ever fly to another country just to get laid.

>>69287434
Uhhhh... m8, I think you need to know something

Boys I need a favor

>>692878
Why does he look like Pepe the frog kek

>>69287837
He is just ugly and retarded

>>69287883
It's not his fault his momma did meth and fucked 1000 men while she was carrying him, poor guy looks like he has Down syndrome

.-. So the verdict is
Guys are really weird anger ridden creatures
Girls are annoying
._." Ye I'd rather be a guy, being a girl is a bit more tougher.

>>69286509
>>69286401
>>69285990
You started it mister.
oh tinder, a hook up app for skanks and sluts, if she didn't want to suck your cock you'd go /r9k/ mode. Yet here you are so flattered that a girl finally wants to suck your cock and yet you shame her that you feel the need to post her face here and shame her for being degenerate like you. I truly hope she will reject you.
No offense btw but I h8 you with a passion >W<

>>69288449
OwO what is this??
Oh, it's just a faggot

>>69288660
>W< I h8 you the most
With passion! Uwuwuwwuwuwu

>>69288707
^_^ hehe just open your boipukki already ._.

>>69288760
Ewwwww
I h8 anal sex desu
-___-" thats sodomy
<.< there's a vagina you know

>>69288802
You don't have a vagina though >///<

>>69288828
.-. Acshually I do <.< ask me to vocaroo anything
.-. And ill say it

>>69288883
"Onii-chan, your cawk is sooo fat!"

>>69288883
thank you glorious Canada for liberating us in World War II

>>69288989
The only thing a leaf ever liberated was a nigger's cock from the confines of his pants

>>69288999
get fucked faggot, thanks to the Germans you lost your empire lmao

>>69288999
>>69288989
Put your differences aside and lets wait for this vocaroo

>>69288999
Friendly reminder that the Germans feared us more than anyone else in both world wars.

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>>69288883
post it or else school shooting

>>69288921
>>69288989
Im on phone so its here
https://www.dropbox.com/s/rmya25gafpiq4ph/File%2031-12-2016%2C%2008%2055%2046.mov?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/463vr6zj0k1j8du/Video%2031-12-2016%2C%2008%2054%2016.mov?dl=0

>>69288883
say "hola señor, me gustaria chupar su pene"

>>69288883
"Ravioli, ravioli give me a reason to live"

>>69289094
Alright, seeing as you are a certified (((vagina))), I will have to step in and claim you for myself

>>69289094
thanks, saved

now send me more pics of your country on skype, it's been weeks at this point

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>>69289094
thanks no school shooting

>>69289113
She actually has aids though

>>69289122
Like, legit AIDS? Ayyyyy(ds) lmao

>>69287468
I got access to all her accs and talked thorugh some spergs from here through it, but didnt expect her to end up here.

>>69289095
https://www.dropbox.com/s/j4dnrhe5f0f1abp/Pene.mov?dl=0
Sorry idk how i should have pronounced it :3

>>69289122
>>69289129
just hiv

as long as it's treated it won't turn to aids

fugging newfags every week

>>69289136
Pls say "Cheeki Breeki i v damke"

>>69289122
-_____-" not true stop spreading lies
>>69289116
.-. Well when i have time im busy with school and my laptop is ded so im always on my phone ;_;
>>69289106
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ae3gim0oe65tqs1/Ravioli.mov?dl=0

>>69289072
They feared us u faggot

>>69289170
do you have snapchat then

>>69289182
this

they would literally surrender to Americans cause they feared of being captured by Soviets

>>69289143
Tell m gurl ㅋㅋㅋ
>.< woops got that korean chad in me now ._."
>>69289159
https://www.dropbox.com/s/dmegy6vysa6jzuk/Cheeki.mov?dl=0

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>>69289203
Dankie Netherlands girl

>>69289203
Shut up and post nudes.

>>69289253
wow rude
but.....

>>69289253
.-. I did that many times and no deutsche flag appreciated it .___." I thought it was bc it was attenshaan whoring so i dont want to stand out anymore from the crowd u know ._." A wise american said somethig that made me oic and thoroughly think about what he just said a day ago ╰(*´︶`*)╯ haha

>>69289136
thank you lady, i would like that too

>>69289325
I would much rather add you.

Just woke up and do not want to die yet, feels good.

>still replying to the HIV attention whore
You guys will never stop disappointing me.

>>69288999
savage
>>69289072
kys my man

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I hate you all with passion! >W<

>>69290412
which part of russia are you from? you have a different timezone, right?
>>69290716
do you have any sisters maybe? are they aids free? and would you spread hiv on purpose

>>69290716
Are you the same person shitting up /mena/?

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>when the only people who view your profile are Asians, Slavs, and t*rks
>When the only people who message you are people from former French colonies
>When you have to make the effort to connect with the nationality you're looking for

>>69290716
*gracefully lays his erect penis on your shoulder*
I dub thee ser hiv

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>>69290915
I am from Saint Petersburg, I went to sleep at like 3-4 am and woke up at 12 pm. Better have enough sleep before NYE.
>>69290924
well, take a fucking guess >W< <_> ,_^
>>69290961
Why bother, you will get cucked anyway.

>>69290998
Not looking for love, just sucks though.

>>69290998
i remember when i was younger i was always so excited about new year, hanging out, parties...
now they just make me more depressed. i know its just one day but you realize years go by and nothing changes, for the better at least

>>69290915
@______@ noooooooo. I Do not WISH HIV TO MY WORST ENEMY. I have seesters yes and all are aids free i am proudly the only one in the family with HIV. :3c
>>69290924
.-. Yeah i suppose i was using the last 2 threads to insult the iraqi flag
.-. I h8 everyone equally tho <.< myself too

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>>69291276
I used to feel the same way about NYE, dunno, for me it is just another reason to get pissed now. I could justify it with the fact that I might make new acquaintances, since I live in the dormitory, but who the fuck am I trying to fool, I will just get shitface drunk, perhaps, if I achieve a certain stage of drunkness, I will not feel an immense hatred towards those who I will be celebrating with, I would consider that a success.
>years go by and nothing changes
Eh, dunno, I am not hopeless yet, I have my reasons to live, no matter how delusional I might be.

>>69291554
>I will not feel an immense hatred towards those who I will be celebrating with
Nice try but you will always h8 them with passion! >W<

*knocks u out with a wrench*
*cuts open all ur clothing, lacerating u in thr process*
*vigorously rapes your anus with the thinner end of the wrench*
*throws ur body in the trunk and drives u to the nearest public library at 2 am*
*leaves u on the library steps*
haha gotcha

>>69291763
heh nothing personnel kid

>>69292526
>when you realize "personnel" is French for "personal"

>>69291363
I don't think its correct to say proudly only one with hiv...