Culture Pals - /cp/

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>>53842208
1st for memay

>>53842208
First for time traveling macau fucking spic

third for
MACAU
A
C
A
U

230€ flight from taiwan to korea for a five day fuckfest with girlfriend experience
is there anything better

>>53842503
Having her pay for it son

Fifth for Guentsie

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>>53842535

>>53842503
Fresh Macao pussy I will experience in March.

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>>53842573
>Not dating qts with a career or rich parents

>>53842617
does your gf know about this

>>53842701
>implying she wouldn't cuck me if she had the opportunity
all girls are the same. No need to be honest.

>>53842788
disgusting
i wish she'd read all the filth you post here
the creepy scripts you write
the manwhore that you are

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>tfw the only reason you're actually on interpals is to try to fill the hole she left in you

>>53842850
are you retarded? How can you trust any woman?

>>53842788
Mountain jew why not dump 3/10

100th for no qt and unable to find a new one

I haven't told this to anyone yet but last year I visited my qt in Russia who had very rich parents and her father hated me. Kept calling me a 'desperate creep' etc, and wouldn't let me eat dinner with the family (he put a laptop on the table and made me watch with webcam, because ''I belong on the other side of a screen at best''). It went OK but we don't talk now.

I guess they were rich because of oil so I had the last laugh heh

>>53842899
cool story

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>>53842859
Breh :(

>>53842899
Old and overused pasta

>>53842891
i know you're trying to be funny but i hope you will die lonely

>>53842850
R u me?

>>53843016
>same flag

probably, yes

>american girls usually don't respond
>for some reason i found a very nice american qt
>shes so cool
>'oh anon i never had a boyfriend before i'm a transgirl xD'
>she

Why USA

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rate my qt's earmuffs

>tfw too ugly to participate in this thread

>>53842895
>has a pussy
>is Asian
>probably the least dishonest woman I've ever met
>>53842993
>trying to be funny
so, tell me more about all those mentally sane, reliable and honest women you got to know in your life.

>>53842899
>being this beta

>Not buying a big bottle from your home country

>Not slamming it on the table and inviting him to finish it with you

>Not having your qt and her mom pour you guys drinks

LMAOing at your life familia

>>53842899
Olive oil?

>>53843070
Eh as long as it doesn't end in murder suicide why not

>>53843054
High test what cunt?

>>53842899
Wow, I haven't seen this one in a while

>>53842859
could always ask her to use a strap-on

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>tfw message Brazilian girls
>none responds
>tfw message Swiss girls
>conversation flows awesome

Why do these pseudo-Latina bitches think they're something, uh?

>>53843266
>find easy open minded Swiss girl
>invite her to visit Brazil
>fugg
>impregnate
>enjoy Swiss passport
I'd be happy to get a Swiss passport tbqh.

>>53843061
I'm skinny fat and nothing special to look at and got a legit 9 out of 10 to have sex with me.
Appearance doesn't matter to girls the way it does to guys

>>53843349
This tbqh

Do the swiss have a join the military get citizenship program?

>>53843350
>9/10
to you maybe

>>53843350
>9 out of 10
sure man

>>53843445
No. I'd actually love to join the Swiss military and enjoy some time in North Korea. But no programs involving foreigners joining the military.

>>53843047
>American
>"Qts"

>>53843350
>legit 9 out of 10
in our world its 4/10 tops

>>53843266
Elas só querem saber de europeus e americanos. Isso é conceito básico, amigo.

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>>53843456

Lads, what are some good conversation topics? I'm running a little dry.

>>53843349

where can I find one? I'm white, it make somewhat easier?

>>53843042
Give yourself monis pls

>>53843545
anal sex on poppers

>>53843042
You don't even capitalize sentences, lad.

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Sometimes I feel like an asshole even when I'm not. I wasn't going to reply, but I thought It would be even more impolite, so I gave that lame excuse.

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>>53843349
Hehe, Mountain Jews are always a step ahead of us, innit? ;^)

>>53843536
Vadias. Nunca vão achar um europeu tão inteligente quanto eu e que fale cinco línguas.

>>53843552
didn't you just say you are writing to one?
swiss girls fuck everything. Don't worry.

protip: look for Swiss girls on the countryside. You will trigger some exotic feelings.

>>53843648
Shhht, I will get some monis soon>>53843605

>>53843545
Protip: Stop taking the conversation so seriously
Just speak your mind. People who overanalyze are the people who are boring to talk to

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>>53843734
>tfw anon have a qt3,14 russian girlfriend and I even my hand is getting tired of me

>>53843734
Como você não tem whatsapp?

>>53843904
>zuca
>não ter qualaplicação

Tens a certeza que não foste importado?

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threadly reminder that this is the only way to respond to SEA girls

>>53844001
wow that's so alpha :D

>>53844001
you sure showed her lad

>>53844001
*tips fedora* m'supreme gentleman

>>53844001
>interpals74.png
>you have a folder of stupid screenshots
>he has at least 74 of them
literal autism

>>53843904
É ela que não tem.
>>53844001
You are such a badass

>>53844001
a true king

>>53844109
Maybe he's enumerating them only to get asked about it. Like I did with all my chink_ screenshots.

>>53843812
Ok, but only if you gibe mony plox

>>53844001
>This is his 'greatest' convo on interpals

>>53844203
so more autistic than i thought

>>53844203
>tfw you had like over a hundred 'skyping with chink' pics

>>53844036
>>53844061
>>53844091
>>53844109
>>53844111
>>53844123
>>53844213
damn i should have posted it earlier so i would have gotten more responses

>>53844281
I still have. But she has been here for a long time. So we didn't skype a while.

>>53844001
>>53844321
I wish you were my dad.

>>53844278
It should have been in hex.

in what country should I look for qts? Is there a way to determine what country to chose?

>>53844422
http://www.steuerncheck.net/laendergruppen-unterhalt-ausland/

>>53844332
You have self destructive tendencies and a deluded image of women lad.

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>>53844203
no i actually have that many
a few of them are really boring, a few of them are quite fun, like this one

>>53844440
Are you shitting me? You're getting pretty unsympathetic desu

>>53844599
I just googled that back then because of the Latvian.

Reminder that chink qts are easymode and don't count

Russian or go home scrub

>>53844694
>Russia
>Not easymode

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>>53844694
>chink qts are easymode
>Russian or go home scrub

Hilarious

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>>53844001

>>53843266
>Brazilian girl message me
>3 days later she says she has a crush on me

I would rather go with Swiss girls

>>53844694
Eastern Europe, Asia, Africa, All the Americas and ME are easy mode. I just want a qt Irish redhead with green eyes, but I won't ever find her there and even if I do, probably someone more Chad than me will get lucky. Such is my life.

>>53844563
Sounds entitled to me. You should fuck with her and give her one letter responses

>>53843266
>messaging Brazilian girls
>"achando o pinto no lixo"
I can't even translate this properly. I just ignore any Br that messages me.

>>53844989
i'm a qt irish redhead with blue eyes
pero soy un hombre

>>53845041
>achando o pinto no lixo
Eu nunca ouvi essa expressão psh

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>>53845113
>replying to me in spanish
>it happens to be a man too

>>53845174
É comer mulher puta/feia/etc

>>53845183
relax lad, i know you speak moortugese
i'm being facetious.

Just discovered this. pls halp.

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>>53844760
>yes of course. I from Poland.

she knows

>>53845270
b urself

just bee yourself

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>>53845270
>>53845343
>>53845353

>>53845270
>Create account
>Bost profile
>Run script

>>53845518
good post

>>53842788
why do you sometimes have and additional flag but not always?

>>53846397
Mobile/PC

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>>53846397
additional flag
>laptop
no additional flag
>working computer
>smartphone
>>53843266
Brazilians seem to be acceptably decent as conversation partners. Better than the average Asian.

>>53846511
>why are you learning chinese
pls post answer

>>53844989
>Eastern Europe, Asia, Africa, All the Americas and ME
That's literally everywhere

>>53846511
What's wrong with frog legs? Tastes like chicken.

>>53847025
>american geography
although I do disagree with "All the Americas".
grills in poor countries are easy

>>53846511
you really write like those weird dweebs that tell shit nobody cares about. Poor girl tbf

>>53846511
Frog legs are pretty good desu.

>>53847243
Alright cool cat

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>>53847243
Are you one of the cool kids?

>>53847419
well I don't spend my whole day annoying girls on culturepals, so compared to you yeah, probably

T

/lynzora

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>This user does not accept messages from Turkey

never gets old.

How do you guys communicate with them?

Do they know your language or do you have awkward conversations because you can barely understand eachother?

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>>53847419
What happened to renaming the QT crawler?

>in real life I'm hopeless with women
>on interpals women pine over me like I'm Ryan Gosling
why is this lads

>>53848264
because anglo masterrace

>>53847939
A bit of both

How does one search only one city and one gender. I want to find girls from a specific city.

>>53848355
and within a certain age range as well, if possible.

>>53848355
It's been bugged for awhile so it doesn't work right anymore

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>>53848355
Replace country and continent with city in the address bar.

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>>53847498
>Wallonie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good morning lads, hope I didn't miss anything interesting. My flight is tomorrow night, please pray i don't get shot down by a buk please

>>53843350
Wait how do you end up fucking qts? Do you fly to their countries or do you keep it local?

>>53847498
>>53848900
A FUCKING ROOSTER

>>53848912
Have fun in lithuania hope the north koreans dont get froggy

>>53849468
Yeah, gonna transit at Paris and riga. I checked the flight map,I won't be crossing korea,but I will cross the middle east. ;_;

>>53849515
Fuuuuuuggggg hope it doesn't go over syria

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>>53849515
> I will cross the middle east. ;_;

>>53849580
I don't think so, I flew the same touted 3 months ago, it crosses Baghdad and Tehran and West Ukraine.

>>53846511
>kangaroo meat
>weird
that just aint true blue cobber

>>53849651
Pls don't kill me ahmed

>>53849957

>Muh feels

As if eating horse meat was bad. It's fucking healthy too.

>>53849936
Route*

>>53849976
>a fucking leaf

kangaroo meat is delicious and filled with gainz

>>53850156
I wish i had access to both horse and kangaroo meat tbqh both full of gainz

>>53850156
What does it taste like? Can you eat Koala?

>>53850156

What? I was saying that her logic was retarded. Hurr durr animals I don't like are less worthy of being spared.

I'd eat a kangaroo burger any day. And koala too if that's even a thing, gimme some of that.

>>53850210
I tried kangaroo when I was in Melbourne, it takes like pork,but with more sinews

>>53850252
Yeah man i want a fucking koala burger now fuck those little faggots their free ride is over

>>53850210
it tastes like kangaroo, it's very unique

>>53850252
koala meat isn't a thing, probably because they're protected

>>53850413
Tastes*

>>53850413
I tasted like really lean beef for me m8
Maybe you had a different cut?

>>53850453
Probably, it wasn't a steak, so it's hard to tell, I had it stir fried with bell peppers. It's delicious desu

>>53850504
Mine was just grilled was pretty good

>>53850538
Rare or medium or well done? Sounds delicious

>>53850583
Well done

>>53850773
That's ny nigga

>>53850800
Love you too malay bro

>>53850832
FYI, it's malaysian, malay is a race in malaysia who is muslims, don't associate me with them please.. I'm malaysian chinese,we hate it when people group us with this Koran humping raggheads. Hope you're okay with it :)

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>>53850966
Are you a Malaysian Chinese, or a Chinese of Malaysia?

>>53851123
Malaysian chinese. My family emigrated to malaysia during the british colonial period. I'm 4th generation chinese and I hold a malaysian Id and passport. Chinese here are the same as singapore chinese natives. Our family has no more ties with china.

>>53851123
It's easier just to refer us as malaysian of chinese descent.im a pure blooded chink ayy lmao

>>53850966
Sorry about that bro:0

>>53851290
I never considered talking with Malaysians so far, maybe with some proper keywords, it could be interesting. Malaysian Chinese has a nice ring to it.

>>53851432
It's okay man, I'm ised to it.
>>53851532
You can try, a word of warning though elliot Rodgers mom is a malaysian chinese.malaysian chinese girls are gold diggers not all but most. They also have white fever.

>>53851532
One tip,never call us malay

>>53851695 >>53851726
I'll keep that in mind.
If you get lonely, pass by France. 1% of the population is Chinese. It's the biggest community in Europe, and they don't act like mainlander as you'd see in UK.

>>53851865
I am transiting at Charles de gaulle. I met the chinks there before. They are similar to us. More French than chinese. I'm head you're not racist like /balt/

>>53852053
Glad*

Also,UK chinks are shit tier

>>53851865
Will you be my frenchie friend?? :3

>>53852133
Why not. I'd stick to here for the moment though. I could have shown you around if your stopover was long enough.

>>53852387
Don't worry, I'm gonna get a residence permit after marriage,you can come visit .. tfw first chink of 4 chan to post under a balt flag. But but anon,I dint now you,how to be friend? ;_;

>>53852495
>tfw first chink of 4 chan to post under a balt flag
Won't that just piss off all the balt posters lol?

>>53852844
It will, and that makes me glad. Fucking racists. It's no wonder why my gf hates them,acting like the bydlo scum they hate. They are no better than bydlo desu.which is sad. I know many good lithuanians.oh well,it's 4chan not reddit

>>53852076
I never see them outside of Universities, and most can barely even speak English.

The worst Chinks are North American ones, as SJW as white woman and as loud and obnoxious as black ghetto bitches.

>>53852942
Why do they hate you though? I have no problem with Chinese or Asians except for flips, they're just annoying. I guess they just want to keep their countries "white".

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>17

>>53852988
That's why I wouldn't date a xhibk from the west desu, God that sounds revolting.
>>53853020
Yeah probably, and also they already stupid,already never experienced the world before. Stuck in already cave of butthurt.

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didin du nuffin

>>53853374
Stuck in a cave*

>>53853374
Well enjoy it anyway and just laugh at their butthurt

>>53853455
I will mate.

>>53852495
Do you still have an IP account?

>>53853537
No my qt asked me to delete it. I only have fb :(

Is everyone a richfag here?
How do you import pussy?

>>53853628
No I'm not rich

>>53853628
Nope poor as fuck here. I'm getting a job to be able to afford to travel.

>>53853628

Minimum wage fag here. Still went on a trip and got laid.

>>53853386
>its just a prank bro
so beta

>>53853079
Bruh. Can you really find qts like this on IP?

>>53853869
i found her like 2 days ago. does not worth it

>>53853858
igor please, i am king beta.

>>53853913
im ivan

I thought Interpals was just some pen pal shit; so it's just a thinly veiled dating site?

>>53853966
>so it's just a thinly veiled dating site?
Yeah pretty much, you can still find penpals on it though.

>>53853944
there's a difference???

>>53853966
Depends on your intentions mate

/Iamyournextex

Who the fuck is this?

>>53853587
I'll think of something later on. It's not like you won't come back here, right?
>>53853966
Never used it yet as a dating site, твн.

>>53854135
As in come to France? France is always here

>>53854165
As in come in this thread.

>>53854233
Of course. It's just my flag will change to a lithuanian flag. .hope you can tell

>>53853079
Brehs muh dick

>>53854028
Tru that chinese malaysian bro

I use the qtsas cheap mental counselors that i yell at when drunk

>>53854840
Ayy lmao, I use some qts for that too. But of course before I got hitched

>>53855402
Yeah the worst is when i worked nights till morning and got drunk right after work and vented to qts while chugging cheap military special alcohol only way to fall asleep familia

>>53855463
Oh man, don't do it too often, you will run out of qts. They're human too

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russian qt

Why the fuck are the french girls always so DTF? Do the Jean Pierres not have big enough cocks?

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I wanted to see if he'd take it as a compliment,
Is it true Californians all sound like poofs?

>>53855905
all betas sound like poofs

>>53855604
Only do it to the less desirable qts best qts im more careful with

>>53855905
Why is messaging you for? He must be a poof.

>>53855905
Strewth mate, that is a fucking poofter alright!!

>>53843139
>driver seat on the right
>outfit looks like your average chavslut
would say uk

>>53856037
That's the rule.waste what you can afford to waste

>>53855905
>Is it true Californians all sound like poofs?
Lmao yes

Any ideas to not fap?I'm holding it in for a week now,got to keep this load for the lady,and it won't be milked for another 2 days. Help I'm dying

/martinfoum0991

I rewrote my whole profile, how gay does it sound?

I was tired of the pretentious metaphorical bullshit I had before, and it made everybody think I was some kind of seasoned globetrotter.

>>53857598
"on this beautiful blue planet" don't go with the overall tone of the rest of the paragraph. I see it's for the effect, but can't help stumbling over it.
The "about me" is less vague than before, which is better. More levelled.
It's certainly very focused on the Scandinavian countries and travelling in general.
"But really, just send a message, I get bored home after work sometimes!"
Don't you have some kind of euphemism for bored such as "time to spare"?
Just tell me you used the English cover of Werber over the French one so that people find him or see what you're talking about..

>>53859106

Yeah I did, I'm not a retard who would read a French author in English. (Papillon des étoiles best one btw)

But I'll take the advice, thanks.

>>53855905
P O O F T A
O
O
F
T
A

>>53859166
>I met one Canadian who read French authors in English. I'm still traumatized.
Why only volunteer work? Is it for the lodging or the experience? You can get a 2 year work visa for Sweden easily. ( And you can work in France without any visa up to 3 months at a time :^)

>>53859377

It was for my language program, we had to spend 2 months abroad, doing whatever the fuck we wanted as long as it was in an Anglo or hispanic country,

just joined this a half hour ago

i barely filled my profile out and already keep getting messages from indonesian teenage girls

what do

>>53860656
Get nudes.
Post here
????
PROFITT

Is it true that Malaysian Chinese have white fever?

>>53861129
everyone in fucking Asia has whitefever

>>53861224
Not the Japanese tb.h.

>>53861224
you aren't white. Your Taiwanese has no white fever.

what is culture pals?
is like interpals?

>>53861312
but those are the only ones you want to have it ffs

>>53861492
dude i'm not the guy with the 3/10 korean or whatever. i only got a thing for east european qt's.

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I'm actually getting away from my yellow fever over to some HUEfever.

>>53861529
Culture pals is just what we were randomly forced to call the threads so the mods stopped banning them

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Multicultural as fuck desu

>>53862240
Germany/10

>>53862279
Nah that can't be right. My fave is German (though we only talk on fb) and we all know all Germans hate themselves

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wtf?

>>53862803
I don't think I understand that

>>53856880
You're gonna cum in a minute that way
Blast a nut today and in two days you'll jizz just as much

Search acting weird for anyone else?

>>53863143
>una ragazza indonesiana che vorrebbe vivere in Europa.
è facile.

>>53862803
She wants the cock

>>53863414
È inutile che tu mi racconti la morale senza avermi prima raccontato la favola :^)

>>53863537
She's just *saying* she's attracted to him because she thinks he looks nice.

She then tells a story she finds funny in an attempt to break the ice (I laugh with this hehe, sorry):
She defines LSD to make sure he gets she's talking about it, and not about something with the same initials.
"Blah blah LSD...wears off... oops it's not my gf..."

"Nice to meet you, even if it's not irl."
Btw, the name's Ara, blablabla...

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>>53863578
>She defines LSD to make sure he gets she's talking about it
best part of it: she was quoting my profile, but still felt the need to define LSD.

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>sign up
>dont message a single person
>12 days later 55 qts messaged me

why is this so easy?

>>53863698
I though about this possibility, but thought you would have got it if it was the case.
Then, it's to show she got it.

>>53862803
>Indonesian qt didn't come online since Jakarta happenings
now you reminded me...

is Kazakhstan yellow fever or slav fever?

>>53863774
>message 50 girls
>5 reply back before ignoring me

hehe

>>53864514
mongol flu
>>53864988
thats impossible,are you non-white?

>>53863169
>You're gonna cum in a minute that way
you're doing something wrong mate

>>53863774
share account wanna learn how to be pro

>>53856880
wanna get her knocked up immediately?

>>53865799
>be half slav
>be fluent in 3 languages
>be tall
>live in germoney
>look cute as fuck on your profile pic even tho people fear you in real life

step up,bratan

>>53866373
either I'm delusional or there tons of half slavs in Germany

every 5th profile is a half slav

>>53866486
ww2_rape.jpg

>>53862803
ara ara~

>>53866609
>not knowing about volga-germans

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>>53866867
I do actually

>>53866867
hard to tell if anyone of them are german

i have a friend who is 2nd generation german, his grandpa was a soldier in 1945. does not want to move to Germany

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>see new message
>thought he was some dude i was talking to who just responded
>it's a qt girl
>a qt girl that messaged first

>>53867292
that was me, sorry

>girl called you shakespeare because of how slick my bars are

>>53868406
brutal mang

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>>53861978
Even when chatting Brazilians you go for the azn ones kek

>>53846511
Taiwanese girls are the best one to have an interesting talk.

Someone post the "I've been staring at your picture for the past hour" copypasta pls?

>>53863229
It's working

>>53869002
>Someone post the "I've been staring at your picture for the past hour" copypasta pls?
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.

The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..

>>53869065
Thanks m8

>>53869103
that's beta and cringeworthy as fuck dude, don't use that

>>53869103
>yet another African being cringey

>>53863578
That's retarded and cute

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>>53869277
>>53869297
Why are shitskin always seen as alpha when they're master of cringe bullshit ? How is that ?

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I guess I'll dump the Taiwanese after coming back from Taiwan.

>randomly goes full-retard.
>randomly acting depressive.
>behaves like she's hiding something.
>expecting me to be continuously there.
>talks bullshit.
>doesn't tell me reasons.

had that so often with so many different girls. They're all the same. Anyone expecting a girl to be more mentally stable than a 3 years old, is completely retarded.

>>53869333
trips of truth

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WsD3lkra8b

lmao

>>53854126
me

>>53869379
good choice. I'm proud of you

>>53869539
10 minutes.... tooo long

>>53869539
this >>53869660
Too long, didn't listen.

>>53869539
lol!

you gonna bang her?

>>53869340
>Why are shitskin always seen as alpha
uh

>>53869379
More american educayshun pls

>>53861129
I have white fever?okay. You guys got yellow fever I think it's Italy fair no?

>>53869539
>2:23
lol

>>53869297
>>53869277
Isn't that the point?
>not sending this to the ugliest girl you can find

>>53869776
Malays are brown, not yellow.

>>53863169
It's okay managed to not think of fapping by playing eu4

>>53869660
>>53869701
guys listen to this, it just gets better the longer it goes

>>53865953
No . I make her take birth control.bot ready for one yet until I get settled in the baltics

What do you guys talk about with these girls?

>>53869379
why would you dump this qt?
/ichun1115

>>53869815
He asked about malaysian chinese..

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>>53869872
>eu4

What is story behind OP?
I want to know

>>53869539
where's that girl from?

>>53869379
Mine is a depressive thing too. But I guess I have her the attention she needed. I guess my woman just needs to be disciplined. Now she listens to my every word. No shit I feel like a super asian

>>53869928
I use to have walltext conversations. So anything.

>>53869958
T. Alberto wong

>>53869872
>>53869958
Eu4 best autism simulator, I love expanding the Moortuguese caliphate.

>>53869930
she's not cute
t. chink expert

>>53869977
are you a qt?
>>53870036
how did you do that? I guess that's what I need to do with mine, but she seems to be just too retarded.

>>53870084
Ayy lmao
Pleb
>Not using superb poland
>not using using muscovy

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>>53869958
>France
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War
>French """Empire"""

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>>53870155
>be prussian
>sharp my sword on the step of the french embassy
>get destroyed in 19 (nineteen) days

>>53869539
This >>53869991

>>53870124
Brainwashing her to think she is worth more than she thibks. These women may be damaged goods,but aren't we all? A little patience is best. Plus, I made her promise to stop with the depressing shit if she is gonna do nothing about it . Once she complained like a little b8tch I was mad I tied her up to the heater and spanked her hard on the ass and then gave her her first anal. She cries for her mother in lithuanian. God thinking of it makes me hard again

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>>53870210
6 WEEKS

W
E
E
K
S
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_France

>>53870344
Fucking hate my gook phone maybe I am just too retarded with touch screen phones

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>>53870352
>6 weeks
>when the mobility of the army was way greater than before
>germancuck

>>53870210
Sad prussian is sad

>>53870344
>>53870214
This actually sounds pretty much like an idea. No one really tells her which way to go. Maybe I should take this role. Need to find a better way since she loves being spanked and never needed to be forced if I wanted to fuck her ass.

I'm not even sure I want to meet her anymore on the other side. Maybe I should just go to Taiwan and whore around instead of meeting her. She's just not something to invest in.

>>53870344
Got my dick hard desu lad

>>53870539
It's up to you mate.unlike you I am serious with her and I want her to be a better person for me and my future children. Sometimes I have to instill that asian discipline. As for your Taiwanese, if you think she is not worth it,just dump her now so that the damage won't be too great. She already has no self esteem, you pumping and dumping that chink is just evil. She is already damaged. Don't break her or her blood could be on your hands if she is unable to pull through it.

>>53870036
you can beat her and she will be totally okay with that

>>53870576
Good desu.. :3

>>53870682
Lmao I only beat her during rough sex Thursdays. To be fair to her, I let her peg me on Tuesdays. When I was there ofc. I don't like it at all, I guess it's her way to get revenge of me giving her anal. Fair desu. I guess when you plan to marry someone you don't care much about yourself anynore

>>53870680
>or her blood could be on your hands if she is unable to pull through it

dude do you have any idea how gross periods are???
who would stick their hands in that shit

>>53870798
Ayy lmaoo I don't mean that but you're hilarious Ivan ivanov. I will buy you a shit of vodka if you were my friend

>>53870895
post profile mr chinky

>>53870680
started 3 wall of texts and deleted them again. But I guess you're right. Either I take responsibility over her and push her into the right direction or leave her.

>>53870895
ivan ivanov ivanovich does not drink vodka. he only drinks soup

>>53870925
Deleted bro, I am getting married. Do tou think she would let me still have an ip account?

>>53870956
Glad you see it my way. It's not common to see europeans listen to chinks like me before shitting me for being a chink. I am still butthurt from the balt thread desu lol

>>53870959
>he only drinks soup
fgt

>>53870985
wow what a bitchoux
>getting married to that monster
>she just wants a EU passport

>>53870985
if you are not a top cuck, going back after a break how are those thread now, any good?

>>53870959
Borsch?